that image of donald trump with the like, 4 dozen hamburgers is still the funniest thing in the world
american politics is mainly just sitting around in horror while waiting for the funniest images possible to be generated
mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark
mark, my words. *mark brings me my thesaurus* you have my thanks, greetings, recognition, acknowledgement, and gratitude, mark
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have these been done yet or…
As someone not in the Night Vale fandom…this is extremely accurate.
JESUS H. CHRIST WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!?
Why does the man in the tan jacket not have a briefcase full of flies?
Can I say this scarily accurate post is what got me to finally listen to WTNV
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS 10 YEARS OLD
guess who's got fucking polls now!!!
I don't Think ive seen anyone on here talking abt some US states forcing teachers to remove all books from their classrooms and force them to only have pre-vetted books available or else face possible JAIL TIME ???
Not to sound like a twitter user but why aren't people talking about this omg
Please note the third degree felony???
Also lots of articles if you search "Florida book ban" or smth similar online. I'm just shocked I've not seen much about this, maybe people don't know it's happening??
If you're not completely plugged in Ron DeSantis, the governor doing this, is the republican front runner for president next year.
Continuing from this, I hope you guys know that Cecil lost first round on the Twitter poll
I don't wanna go full "No True Sexymen" on this but I wonder how much of the Twitter poll was skewed for taking place in a site with a surface understanding of the term.
I think it more-so kind of reflects how much impact these characters did outside of Tumblr + the surface level understanding. It's more of a popularity contest on Twitter than it is a real Tumblr Sexyman poll
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kijosakkaReblogged existingtmostropestFollowWhich color of the sky do you love the most?Tumblr I'm begging u give me the polls...
kijosakkaReblogged whimsypeddlervapid-gayFollowme and the tumblrinas waking up every morning blocking and reporting
kijosakkaReblogged yaoimurderastraldemiseFollowmy mom got me this little thing and im obsessed with him.... little creature.. ALTALTbriileafI have been thinking. about the creature
kijosakkaReblogged whimsypeddlergaycismFollowYa truly love to see it!homosexualpanicattackThe kids are alright. bagelbucketyou: the kids are alrightme, sobbing: oh my gosh the kids are alrightmagnetothemagnificent[id: TikTok video by @/fluffiestboy. It begins with a Andi, Filipino teen being led by his friend to a classroom. The first caption reads: "So it was my 18th birthday yesterday". He is led into a classroom where a group of teens yell "Surprise!" And begin singing "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Andi, happy birthday to you!" as Andi looks shocked. He is led to the center of the classroom and the next caption reads "They've been planning this for a month", then "You're about to see why". Andi's friend says "We kinda have a present". Another friend walks up to him holding a piece of paper, saying "So like", and the other says "Since you're like a legal adult", and holds a check, saying "We kinda raised enough money for you to change your name". The two friends hand him the check and a certificate. Andi falls to his knees crying, captioned "*sobs*". ]He's 20 now btw!
kijosakkaReblogged whimsypeddlerversegmFollowThe secret to a peaceful tumblr experience is that every once in a while you gotta be deeply fucking cringe on main so only the strong will keep following you.
kijosakkaReblogged existingtmrenthonyFollowPeople get really confused when I mention having a teenager, because I'm still under 30. It doesn't occur to people that adoption is a thing, or that adoption doesn't automatically mean adopting an infant. I wanted a kid, I found a kid who actually got to, like, consent to having me as a parent. It was dope.But since people get confused, I've just started calling my kid my "foundling" and cultivating some weird fae energy. I got my kid in a pact for someone's firstborn, don't worry about it.natalieironsideLaw of Surprise renthonyHi, this post is going around again, so:Our adoption process was nonstandard; please stop asking me for advice on how to do it. My situation is probably not like yours.The mainstream adoption system is horrific; please do your research and read what adoptees have written about the subject--adoptees get treated very badly in our society, and the adoption process is typically traumatic for anyone going through the system. Adoption is not just "shopping for a kid." I know my original post is silly, but family law and adoption are serious topics with a lot of controversy and considerations. Plenty of adoption "agencies" are literally just human trafficking, kidnapping children of color to basically sell to white families. It's bad.My teenager is perfectly fine being called my foundling; your adopted kid might not be. Please respect your kiddos' comfort and adoption-related baggage.
kijosakkaReblogged nylazorbrennacedriaFollowSO HELP ME TUMBLR GET RID OF THAT FUCKING "NEW" FLAG ON THE TUMBLR MART ICONit was "new"i clicked itit's no longer newTAKE IT AWAYbrennacedriai DON'T THINK TUMBLR UNDERSTANDSAS A WHOLE, WE ARE A WEBSITE OF NEURODIVERGENT NERDSyou can't put a notification on a screen that we can't clearI'm serious tumblr, you need to take the "new" status away once we've clicked on it#oh thank god it isnt just me#it makes a very particular Scratch under my skin#i do not like
