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also go to options and disable relative time
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gemerald thread idea, I'll try to come up with something
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ALSO TURN ON STRIP FILENAMES
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>capitalizing the letter a in anonymous
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>be me
>2007
>just graduated collage
>come home from work
>unlock my apartment
>hear gf clearly getting fucked
>panic anger mode.png
>barge into the bedroom
>see a giant muscular black guy
>watch through the door crack, kind of turns me on
>masculine mode.png
>pull him off her
>he gets dressed and flees the apartment
>break up with gf
>kick her out
>depression.png
>guy calls me a month later
>tells me he wants to meet up and talk about it
>kind of a bro
>we end up becoming close friends
It's our 18 year anniversary today and I've wanted to share this story for years now!
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>>128757814sissies would actually do this
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>be russian
>wake up in ur shitty concrete brutalist soviet apartment complex which has books from Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky
>drink a shot of vodka
>pick up ur shitty chinese phone
>drink a shot of vodka
>open telegram and goon to the gore and the child pornography your friends sent you for 4 hours
>realise it's dinner time
>eat survivalist slop like buckwheat with a shit ton of dill in it
>drink a shot of vodka
>randomly have nostalgia about the ussr
>go on xitter and shill ur country and communism for 2 hours
>get bored (common)
>realise a huge majority of your country is sodomites and faggots with hiv and aids
>drink a shot of vodka to ease the pain
>decide to play csgo and scream with ur fuckass shitty mic late at night
>go to sleep in ur roach infested air matress
slava russia am i right?
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>>12875796inspect element
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gemmy thread idea
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>be me
>20, gymcel.
>trying to hit chest day
>bench press with dogshit form
>only lifting the bar, too embarrassed to add plates
>mfw a shadow falls over me
>look up.
>tall trans girl, probably 6'5' in heels.
>she's wearing a crop top and full glam makeup.
>'Excuse me, king, you're doing it wrong,' she chirps.
>my heart drops to my ass.
>she tries to spot me, hands hovering over my chest.
>i freeze.
>just stare at the ceiling, pretending to be a statue.
>she leans in, 'Need a queen to show you how it's done?'
>i mumble 'bathroom' and basically roll off the bench.
>speedwalk out, never looking back.
>tfw no gains, only social autism.
▶ №12875818[Quote]>>12875826
>>12875817I generated this using ai btw
▶ №12875824[Quote]>>12875826
giving people aids
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>>12875827'anonymous' or something
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>>12875817inspect-element the name into anonymous o algo
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>>12875827it has to be lowercase
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post good ones to reddit and share here
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>>12875838It's email, not subject, nusoi
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>be me
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it's email you niggers
▶ №12875850[Quote]>>12875908
use this raisin to generate greentextslop if you are out of ideas o algo
https://toolbaz.com/writer/4chan-greentext▶ №12875851[Quote]
pl*bbitors have no idea how 4chan works anyways
▶ №12875872[Quote]>>12875878>>12875942
>be me, anon
>24, still living at home, never really had a serious gf
>family reunion happening, Christmas time, whole extended clan there
>always had a thing for my cousin Sarah. She's a year younger, pretty, laughs at my dumb jokes.
>been building up the courage all day to actually *talk* to her
>see her over by the eggnog. Long, flowing brown hair, wearing a cute (but tasteful) reindeer sweater. Perfect.
>take a deep breath, mental pep talk. 'You got this, anon. Go get your girl.'
>walk over, heart pounding like a drum solo
>she's got her back to me, talking to someone else. Don't want to interrupt.
>decide to go for the bold move. A quick, confident kiss on the cheek, maybe linger for a second, then a whispered 'Merry Christmas, Sarah.'
>lean in, right up to her ear. Feel the soft hair brush my face. So close.
>BAM. Quick peck.
>but my aim was a little off. Landed square on the lips. A soft, unexpected brush.
>I pull back, flustered, but still feeling a little like a smooth operator.
>'Merry Christmas, Sarah,' I whisper, looking into her eyes.
>she blinks.
>a deep, rumbling voice responds, 'Uh… Anon? It's Kyle.'
>my blood runs colder than the North Pole.
>my eyes dart down. Faint, but undeniable, five-o'clock shadow. A more prominent Adam's apple than I remember Sarah having. Broader shoulders under that reindeer sweater.
>Kyle, my muscular, bearded (usually) cousin who usually rocks a buzzcut. He decided to grow his hair out for a charity thing, and apparently wore Sarah's sweater as a joke.
>Aunt Carol swoops in from nowhere. 'Anon! What are you doing kissing Kyle? Sarah's still in the bathroom getting ready!'
>the whole damn living room went silent.
>I just stood there, mouth agape, staring at Kyle, who looked equally mortified.
>fuck.
>FUCK.
>I didn't run. I *flew*. Out the front door, sprinted down the street, didn't stop until I nearly got hit by a bus.
>booked the first flight out of the country I could find. Ended up in Thailand. Got a job teaching English, mostly to forget the horrifying image of kissing Kyle.
>spent two years in Chiang Mai, trying to escape the memories. But the shame, the confusion, it haunted me. The *softness* of those lips, the *shock* of the voice.
>finally, felt like I had to go home. Face the music. Tell my family I wasn't dead.
>landed back in my hometown, went straight to my parents' house.
>there was a welcome home party. Everyone was there.
>and then I saw him.
>Kyle.
>he was still rocking the long hair, but it looked even better now. More… styled. He wasn't wearing a reindeer sweater, but a fitted grey t-shirt that showed off his arms.
>our eyes met across the living room. My stomach dropped.
>he offered a hesitant smile. Not a mocking one, but… soft.
>I felt a weird flutter in my chest. Not the dread I expected. Something… else.
>I remember the soft brush of his lips. The unexpected warmth.
>the confusion. The guilt.
>but beneath it all, the *feeling* hadn't been wrong. Just the identity.
>we talked for hours that night. About Thailand, about his charity hair. About… everything.
>and yeah.
>Anon is now dating his cousin Kyle.
>he still makes me blush when he brings up the Christmas kiss.
>guess I mary'd him anyway.
>pic related, it's us at a pride parade last month. Kyle insisted on wearing the reindeer sweater ironically.
▶ №12875882[Quote]>>12875942
>be me, anon
>24, still living at home, never really had a serious gf
>family reunion happening, Christmas time, whole extended clan there
>always had a thing for my cousin Sarah. She's a year younger, pretty, laughs at my dumb jokes.
>been building up the courage all day to actually *talk* to her
>see her over by the eggnog. Long, flowing brown hair, wearing a cute (but tasteful) reindeer sweater. Perfect.
>take a deep breath, mental pep talk. 'You got this, anon. Go get your girl.'
>walk over, heart pounding like a drum solo
>she's got her back to me, talking to someone else. Don't want to interrupt.
>decide to go for the bold move. A quick, confident kiss on the cheek, maybe linger for a second, then a whispered 'Merry Christmas, Sarah.'
>lean in, right up to her ear. Feel the soft hair brush my face. So close.
>BAM. Quick peck.
>but my aim was a little off. Landed square on the lips. A soft, unexpected brush.
>I pull back, flustered, but still feeling a little like a smooth operator.
>'Merry Christmas, Sarah,' I whisper, looking into her eyes.
>she blinks.
>a deep, rumbling voice responds, 'Uh… Anon? It's Kyle.'
>my blood runs colder than the North Pole.
>my eyes dart down. Faint, but undeniable, five-o'clock shadow. A more prominent Adam's apple than I remember Sarah having. Broader shoulders under that reindeer sweater.
>Kyle, my muscular, bearded (usually) cousin who usually rocks a buzzcut. He decided to grow his hair out for a charity thing, and apparently wore Sarah's sweater as a joke.
>Aunt Carol swoops in from nowhere. 'Anon! What are you doing kissing Kyle? Sarah's still in the bathroom getting ready!'
>the whole damn living room went silent.
>I just stood there, mouth agape, staring at Kyle, who looked equally mortified.
>fuck.
>FUCK.
>I didn't run. I *flew*. Out the front door, sprinted down the street, didn't stop until I nearly got hit by a bus.
>booked the first flight out of the country I could find. Ended up in Thailand. Got a job teaching English, mostly to forget the horrifying image of kissing Kyle.
>spent two years in Chiang Mai, trying to escape the memories. But the shame, the confusion, it haunted me. The *softness* of those lips, the *shock* of the voice.
>finally, felt like I had to go home. Face the music. Tell my family I wasn't dead.
>landed back in my hometown, went straight to my parents' house.
>there was a welcome home party. Everyone was there.
>and then I saw him.
>Kyle.
>he was still rocking the long hair, but it looked even better now. More… styled. He wasn't wearing a reindeer sweater, but a fitted grey t-shirt that showed off his arms.
>our eyes met across the living room. My stomach dropped.
>he offered a hesitant smile. Not a mocking one, but… soft.
>I felt a weird flutter in my chest. Not the dread I expected. Something… else.
>I remember the soft brush of his lips. The unexpected warmth.
>the confusion. The guilt.
>but beneath it all, the *feeling* hadn't been wrong. Just the identity.
>we talked for hours that night. About Thailand, about his charity hair. About… everything.
>and yeah.
>Anon is now dating his cousin Kyle.
>he still makes me blush when he brings up the Christmas kiss.
>guess I mary'd him anyway.
>pic related, it's us at a pride parade last month. Kyle insisted on wearing the reindeer sweater ironically.
▶ №12875900[Quote]>>12875908>>12875921
>be me, 35 year old horny virgin
>one day see pic of hung black man on internet, think nothing of it
>scroll through more porn, more black dudes, more big dicks
>start getting obsessed, can't stop looking at them, imagining what it would feel like
>dream about huge black cocks every night, wake up hard and crying
>start cheating on boyfriends to get with men who have big black dicks, even though I hate black guys in real life
>get so fixated on them that I start drawing lots of black cock art, it's all I think about
>mom finds some of the pics on my laptop, freaks out and gets me therapy
>in therapy I admit to the therapist that I want to suck a big black cock so bad, but that I'm too ashamed to tell anyone else
>therapist says I need to confront my deep-seated racism and shame, and that maybe I just need to try being with a black guy in real life to overcome my issues
>leave therapy and decide to try online dating to meet black guys, determined to overcome my fetish and actually connect with someone
>start talking to a cute 20 year old black guy, things go well, we meet up and have sex
кoнтрoлю.
>realize that his cock isn't as big as the ones I've been fantasizing about, and that he's actually a really nice guy who makes me feel good
>start to question whether my fetish was just a fantasy or if it was a genuine attraction, and whether I can still be happy with a man who doesn't have a giant black cock
>decide that maybe love and attraction are more complex than just penises, and that I deserve to be happy with someone who loves me for who I am, fetish and all
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>>12875900generated this gem using this shit
>>12875850 or something
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>>12875894i can see this being posted on 4chan as bait
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post these fake ai made stories to reddit and see if they bite the bait
Here are a few options for a Reddit story based on your prompt, playing with different tones and subreddit styles.
—
Option 1: For r/AmItheAsshole (AITA)
Title: AITA for expecting a gift from my wife's boyfriend?
Okay, so this is a bit of an unusual situation, and I'm genuinely not sure if I'm in the wrong here.
My wife and I have what we call an "open marriage." It's been working great for us for a few years now. She has a boyfriend, let's call him "Chad," and I have a girlfriend. Chad is… well, he's a good guy. He's financially successful, always seems to have a positive outlook, and my wife clearly adores him. He's also been spending a lot of time at our place lately, which is fine.
My birthday is next month, and I've been dropping hints about the new Nintendo Switch 2. I'm a huge gamer, and it's been on my wishlist for months. My wife knows this, and she's even mentioned it to Chad.
The other day, my wife and I were talking, and she said, "Chad's been thinking about getting you something nice for your birthday." I was thrilled! I assumed, of course, it would be the Switch 2. I've been looking forward to it so much.
Fast forward to yesterday. Chad came over, and we were chatting. I casually mentioned how excited I was for my birthday and how I hoped to finally get my hands on the Switch 2. Chad just kind of chuckled and said, "Yeah, it's a cool console. I'm actually thinking of getting myself one."
I was… floored. I just stared at him. He didn't even acknowledge that he'd apparently told my wife he was thinking of getting *me* something.
Now I'm feeling really awkward and a bit hurt. He's clearly got the money, and it would have been a really thoughtful gesture, especially since he knows how much it would mean to me. My wife is also kind of acting like I shouldn't be so focused on it, saying things like, "Chad doesn't *have* to get you anything, you know. And it's expensive!"
But… isn't this kind of the point of our arrangement? He's part of our extended family, in a way, and he's doing well. I feel like it's a reasonable expectation that he'd contribute to a significant gift for my birthday, especially when he seemingly indicated he would.
So, Reddit, AITA for being upset that my wife's boyfriend won't buy me a Nintendo Switch 2 after I thought he was going to?
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Option 2: For r/mildlyinfuriating (MIFFY)
Title: My wife's boyfriend is a capitalist pig who won't buy me the Switch 2.
Seriously, the audacity.
So, my wife's got a boyfriend. Let's call him "Ken." Ken is loaded. Drives a Tesla, wears a Rolex, probably eats caviar for breakfast. My wife and I are in a non-monogamous relationship, and Ken is very much a part of our lives. He's around often, we all hang out.
My birthday is coming up, and all I want is the new Nintendo Switch 2. I've been saving, but it's a big purchase. My wife mentioned it to Ken, and he apparently said something along the lines of "Oh, I'll have to think about getting him something nice for his birthday." I was ecstatic. The man practically oozes wealth, and I figured, hey, this is one of the perks of this lifestyle – getting awesome gifts from your wife's significant other!
Yesterday, Ken and I were talking. I dropped a casual "Can't wait for my birthday, I've got my eye on a certain next-gen console." He just blinked and said, "Oh, yeah, the Switch 2? I'm thinking of pre-ordering one for myself. You should get one too!"
GET MYSELF? HE LITERALLY IMPLIED HE WAS GOING TO GET IT FOR ME.
My wife is trying to be all zen about it, like "He's not obligated, darling." But Ken *implied* it. And frankly, it’s not about the money for him, it's about the gesture. He gets to buy himself the console, flaunting his privilege, while I'm still stuck waiting to scrape together the funds. It's just… mildly infuriating.
The ultimate smugness of him telling me to "get one too" when he was the one who was supposed to be getting it for me. Ugh.
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>>12875921i don't even know why it generated that part GEG
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>>12875882>>12875872Did you write this completely without ai? this is insane. perfect for the reddit post but holy shit chud..
▶ №12875974[Quote]>>12875986>>12875994>>12875995
someone with a 'dit account that can actually post shit, do this
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>>12875974do this and remember to title the post "anon does x" or "x happens to anon" to blend in
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>>12875984I want this to happen to me
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>>12875974theres a line under all of the anons albeit
▶ №12875995[Quote]>>12875999>>12876004>>12876008
>>12875974my reddit account is full of bait already but i can create a new one, not sure if it would be suspicious
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>>12875995they might not let you post because you have low heckin' karma
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>>12875995nigga these arent personal stories, someone that reposts greentexts will also meme…
▶ №12876008[Quote]>>12876013
>>12875995no ones gonna check your account since redditcacas assume people post screenshots of real greentexts from heckin' 4cuckerino
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>>12876008ev&oe they do, I've had a failbait because some tranny checked my account or something
▶ №12876024[Quote]>>12876039
>>12876010biblically accurate frogposter or something
have a (you) because (you)s are 4cuck's form of updoots (the more (you)s the more the redditors will like it)
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the problem is won't redditcacas notice that the Anonymous is blue and underlined? or is there a way to make it green?
▶ №12876042[Quote]>>12876052>>12876061>>12876095
>be me 2 years ago, anon level 16
>chilling in my room
>decide to join a femboy discord server for some laughs
>everyone is super friendly and fun to talk to
>start chatting with them, sharing memes and stuff
>one day, someone asks me about my gender identity
>never really thought about it before
>just say I’m a guy, but it feels kinda off
>they start sharing their experiences
>realize I relate to a lot of what theyre saying
>feel this weird sense of comfort and acceptance
>start experimenting with my style
>wearing cute clothes, trying out makeup
>friends in the server cheer me on
>tfw I realize I've been suppressing my true self
>finally come out as transgender
>everyone is super supportive, even my family and friends
>feel like I’ve found my tribe
>mfw I never thought a discord server would change my life
>now living my best femboy life
thanks, internet
▶ №12876052[Quote]>>12876057>>12876095
>>12876042put "anonymous" in your email field, add a tranime femboy image and this could be a gemmy bait greentext
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>>12876052just inspect element it to anonymous, the underline makes it look weird
▶ №12876061[Quote]>>12876069
>>12876042edit it a bit, feels forced, change laughs to keks, make language more concise - i.e. >everyone is super friendly cut out 'fun to talk to'
change chilling in my room to chilling.png, otherwise gemmy bait
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don't make the greentexts too cucked in diction, the predditors will catch on
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>>12876061do this and remember 4trannies love adding heccin' pepe or anime images to their greentext and it will also make it stand out more on reddit if it gains traction
▶ №12876071[Quote]>>12876115
>be me, anon, 20s
>just a regular guy, scrolling the internet late one night
>was looking for, uh, 'interesting content,' you know how it is
>stumble onto a new corner of the internet
>a particular niche. A very… *large* niche.
>it's my first real exposure to BBC
>not the British broadcasting kind. The other kind.
>mfw it hits me like a freight train
>my brain just… rewired.
>it's not even a sexual thing at first, more like… awe. A geological wonder. An architectural marvel.
>one video turns into ten. Ten turns into a hundred.
>days start blurring. Sleep becomes optional. Food becomes a distraction.
>my previous interests? Gone. Poof. My hobbies? Irrelevant. My job? Just a means to pay for the internet bill.
>my entire YouTube algorithm shifts. My social media feeds are now 90% thirst traps and memes about BBC.
>i start seeing it *everywhere*.
>a particularly thick tree branch? My heart rate spikes.
>a dark, long shadow on the pavement? My breath hitches.
>the letter 'B' in a font that's a bit too bold? Instant anxiety.
>the dreams start. Oh god, the dreams.
>not always sexual, that's the kicker. Sometimes I'm just wandering through a forest of them, trying to find my way out.
>other times, they're chasing me. Implacable, throbbing, enormous.
>my therapist thinks I'm developing some kind of severe anxiety disorder.
>'Anon, what is it that causes these intrusive thoughts? This hyper-vigilance?' she asks.
>I just stare blankly. How do you explain that the sound of a particularly loud *thwack* from the neighbor's football game sends you into a full-blown flashback?
>tfw I'm at the grocery store, and a perfectly normal black cucumber makes me flinch so hard I knock over a display of artisanal cheese.
>the shame. The sheer, unadulterated shame.
>I develop a tic. Whenever someone says 'big' or 'black' in the same sentence, I involuntarily clench my jaw and my eyes dart around the room, searching.
>my friends notice. 'Anon, are you okay? You seem a little… jumpy.'
>I just nod, a bead of sweat tracing a path down my temple. 'Just… a lot on my mind. Heavy thoughts.'
>I tried to stop once. Went cold turkey for a whole 12 hours.
>that was the worst night of my life.
>my brain was screaming. Itching. Phantom sensations everywhere.
>I saw shapes in the dark. Heard whispers. Felt like I was suffocating in a world suddenly devoid of… *it*.
>I cracked. Of course I cracked.
>now I'm diagnosed with 'Internet-Induced Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder with Obsessive Compulsive Tendencies.'
>the psychiatrist looked at me with such pity. He thinks I witnessed some horrific accident online.
>he prescribed meds. They just make the dreams more vivid.
>my life is just a series of triggers and attempts to manage the overwhelming mental landscape it's become.
>I can't look at a simple banana without feeling a strange sense of disappointment.
>my dating life is non-existent. How could anyone compare?
>send help.
>or just more videos. I'm not sure which I want anymore.
>it's over for me. My brain is just a giant, throbbing BBC now.
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>>12876039hes saying he liked it in an autistic way
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>>12876087
raped by double clicking on text
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>>12876087
fucked it up award.
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>>12876052>>12876042also sperate the beginning
>be me>2 years ago>lvl 16 ▶ №12876102[Quote]
the femboy greentext is very gemmy, I could totally see redditcacas falling for it and being heckin' allies in the commenterinos
▶ №12876103[Quote]>>12876121
> be me
> 24, MTF, been on HRT for ages
> finally starting to feel like I pass consistently
> decide to treat myself to a fancy coffee, feeling good about my outfit, makeup on point
> walk into local coffee place, order my soy latte
> barista, clearly new, looks at me, then past me, then back at me
> 'Alright, sir, that'll be $5.50'
> record scratch.mp3
> entire body temp drops 20 degrees
> internal monologue: 'Did I hear that right? No, surely not. My voice is fine, my hair, my… oh god, is my shadow showing?'
> politely correct him, 'It's ma'am, actually.'
> he sorta blushes, mumbles an apology, whatever, I get it, he's new.
> try to shake it off, wait for my order.
> few minutes later, same barista calls out, 'Soy latte for… *dude*?'
> the 'dude' echoes in my skull like a gong struck by a furious god.
> my vision tunnel. My blood boils. My carefully constructed feminine façade shatters into a million angry little pieces.
> I see red. No, not just red. I see the distinct shade of 'I'm about to do something profoundly stupid and regrettable.'
> my eyes dart around the counter, looking for a weapon.
> my gaze lands on the display of single-serving jam packets.
> strawberry jam. The enemy.
> I snatch a packet, my hand trembling with righteous fury.
> I wind up, ready to launch this sticky, fruity missile of gender affirmation directly at his unsuspecting face.
> in my rage-fueled wind-up, I completely lose my footing on a stray coffee bean.
> my foot slips.
> my arm flails wildly, sending the jam packet sailing harmlessly into a pile of napkins.
> I, however, do not fare so well.
> I trip, spectacularly, over my own two feet, and crash into the condiment station, sending sugar packets, stirrers, and various lids flying.
> land in a heap on the floor, surrounded by the debris of my own pathetic attempt at vengeance.
> the barista stares, wide-eyed, probably thinking I'm having some kind of meltdown.
> the entire coffee shop is silent.
> I just lie there, covered in sugar and shame, clutching a half-broken stirrer.
> mfw I realize I just attempted assault with a strawberry jam packet and ended up looking like a toddler throwing a tantrum.
> mfw still got misgendered AND paid 5.50 for a coffee I didn't even get.
> never going back there.
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>>12876092>>12876090pardon me MR PERFECT. I GUESS YOU'VE NEVER BEEN A NUSOICACA BEFORE
▶ №12876115[Quote]>>12876122>>12876130
>>12876071long sentences make it to ai-like
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>>12876103this is promising but it looks too AI generated
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>>12876115ill regenerate it soon
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>>12876115or wait you 'eens want to make it on purpose? sorry then carry on
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>be me
>16 at that time, impressionable, fucker frens
>they're always pulling some shit
>one day, they get real serious
>'anon, you know heterosexual means gay, right?'
>I'm like, 'no way, r-really?'
>they nod profoundly, like sharing ancient wisdom
>I bought it
>next day, at the mall with frens, talking to a qt
>she asks, 'so, any girlfriends?'
>I puff out my chest, 'Nah, I'm purely heterosexual.'
>she slowly blinks, then just walks away
>frens behind me, absolutely dying, tears streaming, loud kekking
>my face when it finally clicks
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>>12875754 (OP)gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemge
▶ №12876163[Quote]>>12876183
>be me
>trans girl, 2 years HRT
>finally feeling good, like really good
>went to the effort this morning. full face, cute top, my favorite skirt.
>walking with a spring in my step, feeling like a goddamn princess.
>at the grocery store
>just getting some oat milk and a bag of those fancy expensive olives
>you know, the ones that make you feel like you have your shit together
>get to the register
>cashier is a student looking dude, probably exhausted. whatever.
>he scans my stuff, barely makes eye contact.
>mfw he says, 'That'll be eight fifty, sir.'
>sir.
>SIR.
>my entire world just… froze.
>the colorful lights of the store dimmed.
>the gentle hum of the refrigerators became a high-pitched, insistent whine.
>my ears started ringing.
>my blood felt like it was instantly replaced with molten lead.
>all the effort.
>all the dysphoria I fought just to get out of bed this morning.
>the hours spent picking out this outfit.
>the internal monologue affirming my identity.
>all of it, gone. vaporized.
>my hands clenched into white-knuckled fists.
>my jaw locked so tight I felt a tooth might crack.
>I could feel my eyes narrowing, burning holes into this poor, oblivious cashier.
>he was still staring at the screen. lucky for him.
>a guttural, animalistic growl started in my chest.
>it wasn't human. it was pure, unadulterated rage.
>I wanted to vault over that conveyor belt.
>I wanted to grab him by the collar.
>I wanted to scream until my throat bled.
>my eyes darted around for something. anything.
>a weapon.
>my gaze locked onto a display of artisanal sourdough loaves next to the register.
>thick. crusty. dense.
>perfect.
>my arm started to move.
>slowly, deliberately, my fingers flexing, ready to grasp that weapon of carb-based destruction.
>the cashier finally looked up.
>his eyes widened, probably seeing the literal embodiment of hellfire glaring back at him.
>he opened his mouth, probably to apologize or scream.
>before I could grab the bread, before I could make my statement of pure, unbridled fury, a hand grabbed my arm.
>then another.
>two security guards.
>where the fuck did they come from?
>anon, still clenching her fists, still seething, gets dragged out of the store.
>I'm half-hissing, half-crying about 'respect' and 'fucking pronouns' and 'you don't know my struggle.'
>the sourdough loaf, thankfully, remained unscathed.
>tfw banned from Fresh Thyme.
>tfw now I have to get my fancy olives elsewhere.
>tfw my therapist is going to have a field day with this one.
>still worth it.
>fuck that cashier.
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>>12876163use more lingo to make it work ie mtf, be less poetic
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I think that's enough for now. Anybody have plebbit acc?
▶ №12876192[Quote]>>12876211
>trolling redditGODs
Fuck off nusoi
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>>12876196FUCK NOT ENOUGH KARMA or something
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>>12876189GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
▶ №12876219[Quote]>>12876223>>12876229
>be me, mtf, 1.5 years hrt, finally feeling like i'm making progress
>spent a solid hour on my makeup, winged liner is actually symmetrical for once, feeling like a certified baddie
>wearing my favorite new sundress that actually gives me some hint of curves, rocking girlmode hard
>decide to treat myself to some McD's, feeling confident, thinking i'm actually passing today
>walk up to the counter, big smile, ready to order my McNuggets and a large fry
>cashier, clearly a high schooler who barely looks up from the screen, just kinda waves me forward
>'what can i get for you, *sir*?'
>record scratch. entire universe just shatters into a million tiny, dysphoria-inducing pieces
>my brain immediately short-circuits, all systems critical, error 404: passing not found
>did i just hear that right? *he*? after all this estrogen, the t-blockers, the voice training, the endless plucking?
>my carefully constructed femme facade crumbles faster than a stale hash brown
>feel my face flush with a mix of pure trans rage and the deepest, most soul-crushing dysphoria
>my eyes probably wide with a mixture of terror and an unholy desire to immediately detransition and become an actual egg
>cashier looks up, probably wondering why i'm just standing there, mouth agape, looking like a deer in headlights
>can't even form words, just point weakly at the menu like a traumatized pigeon
>mumble 'uh… ten piece… please…' my voice cracking with suppressed agony
>they just nod, completely oblivious, ring it up, 'is that all for you, *bud*?'
>my soul leaves my body.
>scramble to pay, practically throw my card at the machine, grab the receipt without even looking at the total
>bolt out of there, leaving a trail of shattered passing dreams and the faint smell of impending doom
>McD's is cancelled. my transition is cancelled. i'm going to spend the rest of the day doomscrolling transgendercirclejerk, convinced hrt is a scam.
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>>12876216Reporting this you bigoted right wing chud
▶ №12876228[Quote]>>12876233>>12876238
I would've posted this, but you fuckers will dox me because I posted fat fetish art before
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>>12876219Will not get approved by reddit jannies award
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>>12876228I have like 1150 karma
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>>12876239snca subreddit o algo
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>>12876239posted on dnb subreddit award
▶ №12876243[Quote]>>12876246
>>12876239>1.5k membersHoly dnb
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>>12876248The fate of the average shartyfag
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>>12876254reddit filters are hecking homophonic
▶ №12876271[Quote]>>12876276
>>12876265Aaaaaaa, I love you chu~ poster
▶ №12876275[Quote]>>12876281
>>12876274they banned me as well. xisters….
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>>12876271oh my fauci i got a fan
▶ №12876281[Quote]>>12876285
>>12876275literally why doe? there was nothing chuddy about it
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>>12876281IK its hecking bigoted homophonia
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>>12876279oh wait no reddit jus removed my cobson pfp o algo, i am probably just shadowbanned
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>>12876287it's us updooting it you eejit
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keep us updated about the post figures russianGOD
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erm xisters i think we got our first redditcaca
▶ №12876329[Quote]>>12876340
>>12876325xe has reddit premium geeeeg that's just like soygem
▶ №12876349[Quote]>>12876368
>>12876339geg, thank you chuddy. would be very good if you can get it on 4tran as well
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Soycrackers you do realize you're grooming nuredditors who just wanted to read greentexts?
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>>12876357the AI is getting good
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>>12876390GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
▶ №12876399[Quote]>>12876405
>>12876382GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG now put in on r/egg_irl
▶ №12876400[Quote]>>12876408
>>12876387Esl tranny russian
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>>12876399wrong reply fuck my stupid fingers
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>>12876387EϪL cissy ukrainian
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>>12876387plebbitors are actually retarded this is such obvious bait holy geg
▶ №12876434[Quote]>>12876465
>be me
>le 11 at time
>spent the last night at a friend's house and got home at around 6
>superfuckingtired.jpg
>crash on the living room couch with the TV on
>best sleep of my fucking life
>about 2 into my slumber i wake to people screaming on the news channel even though i slept with cartoon network on
>my feeble little 11 year old eyes widen just in time to see the south tower get hit
>didn't know what to do so just went back to sleep
and that's how i was the only one in my family to see 9/11 live
(before you post this change the year to 2023 with inspect element to make it more believable)
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>>12876430someone get an alt and call xhem homophonic
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>>12876431My best guess would be neovagina
▶ №12876441[Quote]>>12876447
>>12876431this psyop cat image
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FLOOD THE POST AND ACCUSE XHEM OF HOMOPHOBIA
▶ №12876462[Quote]>>12876473
>>12876454I can't see your comment
▶ №12876463[Quote]>>12876473
>>12876454GEG your comment doesn't even show
▶ №12876465[Quote]>>12876475
>>12876434doesnt 4cuck have /m/d/y on each post?
▶ №12876473[Quote]>>12876485
>>12876462>>12876463redditCUCKs shadowbanned my comment
▶ №12876484[Quote]>>12876493
some redditraisina called trannies groomers GEG updoot now
xis bio says "catholic conservative"
▶ №12876494[Quote]>>12876508
>>12876485GEEEG it could be because you have 0 heckin' karma
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>>12876494someone post my comment doe because it will work as bait. Redditfishies cannot resist such a succulent argument. FisherMEN VVQN btw
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>>12876500GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
▶ №12876536[Quote]>>12876544
>>12876523>r/japanesepeopletwitterthats literally a pedo sub
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>>12876536I hate this subreddit
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>>12876527jannies approve the media NOWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>greentext of anon getting groomed on der 'cord
>redditgoogoogagas are asking for the 'cord link
GEG GEGGY
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>>12876552Another psyop made by soysrael
▶ №12876588[Quote]>>12876590
>>12876585nigga get rid of your half-cockney accent first
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>>12876588das not me nigga
▶ №12876600[Quote]>>12876604
>>12876595Doesn't eununch mean castrated man or something though
▶ №12876607[Quote]
>>12876595a eunuch is a historical term referring to medieval and ancient bureaucrats who would be castrated in order to prevent ambition and treachery against the king/emperor. The practice was quite prevalent in the ancient world, especially in Achaemenid Persia, as well as Ancient China, and it was continued until the Ottoman empire o algo
▶ №12876610[Quote]>>12876614
>>12876601thank you for introducing me to these gemmy subreddits saar i'm off to 9 hours of gooning
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>>12876611Possibly a karma farming bot
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>>12876613chudcacas what is this
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>>12876620all chudcels look like this btw centrism won
▶ №12876626[Quote]>>12876630
>>12876614errrm check the left column on the first image saar
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>>12876623we might have, but we still got a reaction from reddit chuddies
▶ №12876633[Quote]>>12876637>>12876639
would be hilarious if this post got a reddit award doe
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>>12876633unlikely because redditcacas removed free awards o algo
▶ №12876639[Quote]
>>12876633I think there's free ones that you get once a day so thats not that hard now
▶ №12876642[Quote]>>12876644>>12876646>>12876651
i used to lurk on that board
the "psyop" shit is only used for faggot shit as like a CIA psyop to make you a fag
they dont know dont worry
▶ №12876646[Quote]
>>12876642I was thinking if this could be it
▶ №12876647[Quote]
>>12876611it's only one account, there are still plenty of reddit troons saying shit like this unironically
▶ №12876651[Quote]>>12876658>>12876666
>>12876642is it on r/4tran yet? we could get some gemmy reactions
▶ №12876658[Quote]>>12876662>>12876664>>12876666
>>12876651they'd know it's fake because it's a red board when it should be a blue board
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>>12876658surely we can lie in the title and say it is from a different board o algo
▶ №12876664[Quote]>>12876713
>>12876658ev&oe most of them are just annoying trannies and don't even use the 'cuck
▶ №12876671[Quote]>>12876677>>12876681
>>12876666can you see my comment? i wanna know if my new bait alt is working
▶ №12876681[Quote]>>12876688
>>12876671Which post? I don't see any comments under 4tran post
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>>12876667I guess we can try to make another fake screenshot and post it later
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>>12876691has to be bait o algo
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>>12876691nusoiscat34immigrants…
▶ №12876716[Quote]>>12876722
>>12876691do you guys really want 4chan immigrants?
▶ №12876720[Quote]>>12876741
>>12876718give me a name for the op and I will create one
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>>12876716nigga they think it's from 4chan retard
▶ №12876736[Quote]>>12876751
>>12876728because you're literwally the next pamperchu
▶ №12876741[Quote]>>12876746
>>12876720The soy(troy)text raid.
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>>12876728Get electroshock therapy
▶ №12876746[Quote]>>12876752
>>12876741Operation Sroyjan horse?
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>>12876752i shall make the page now then
▶ №12876758[Quote]>>12876768
>>12876751look into him yourself, you'll regret it
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>>12876748painting 'rucacas as pedophiles award
▶ №12876764[Quote]>>12877221
>>12876666>>12876401>>12876368Okay 'teens. I need to step away for a moment. You can try to make a new greentext now. I'll try to come back soon
▶ №12876765[Quote]>>12876771>>12876787>>12876809
What if you posted another greentext but embedded cados asshole in either the post image or across the whole greentext
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>>12876768no nigga pamperchu's just a completely disgusting person
▶ №12876775[Quote]>>12876789>>12876792>>12876793>>12876794>>12876799
>>12876748which retard thought it was a good idea to make a tag called "child_sexual_abuse_material" imagine feds browsing your search history and they see this
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>>12876748>>12876765post this and do this
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graahhhh why aren't they commenting more i need more baitralds
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>>12876667Close to 300 now
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>>12876775trvke reminds me of the weird page links edramatica had..
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>>12876775Yeah pretty fucked
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>>12876765Can someone do this
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>>12876748someone do this
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>>12876825there is a tag for child sexual abuse material doe
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>>12876823you sir have one the internet for the day, take my gold.
▶ №12876856[Quote]>>12876859
>>12876854this is a 'toss that doesnt falseflag our own site as being pedophilic
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>>12876856forgot anonymous in email award
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>>12876863SOMEONE POST THIS NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
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>>12876890forgot anonymous award
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>>12876890GEG im trans btw
▶ №12876900[Quote]
>>12876863>>12876890perfect 'tosses that seem 4chan to the average plebbitor but soyteens can easily identify the psyop within the post
post these NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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>>12876890should've called him "NH"
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>>12876927I posted with anonymous now
▶ №12876993[Quote]>>12877002
>>12876973wheres the 'cado
▶ №12877002[Quote]>>12877009
>>12876993embed it yourself nigga
▶ №12877026[Quote]>>12877030>>12877041>>12877065
>>12876973obvious soyop
this isnt 2023
redditcucks know what da shardeee is
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>>12876973It's too obvious
▶ №12877051[Quote]
>>12877041trvke, only subs that have been raided by us before know about us
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>>12876973strip the filename and embed 'cado and we're ready to go
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>>12877026average redditDEITY thinks every imageboard is 4cuck and calls soyjaks wojacks
▶ №12877074[Quote]>>12877079
>>12877059redo it with nh and kordtroon
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>>12877074Who?
send me pictures if you have it.
▶ №12877081[Quote]>>12877087
>>12877059people will realise cuz its right behind the text
put it closer to the left
▶ №12877086[Quote]>>12877097>>12877119>>12877122
>be me, 18
>have some thoughts about being a girl
>start wearing women’s clothes, growing out my hair and taking HRT
>dad notices it and asks “why are you wearing women’s clothes now, are you gay”
>wtf.png
>the next day, i come out to my family as transgender, they usually were very open minded so i thought it was a great idea
>my shithead little brother, 15 starts calling me things like “faggot, tranny, troon, autogynephile”
>my parents laugh at me and mock me. dad says “you could’ve atleast been gay instead of doing all this horseshit”
>now whenever we get into arguments, they bring it up which causes me to have a mental breakdown
why is my family like this
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>>12877081it will be too far and they wont zoom in doe.
▶ №12877100[Quote]>>12877190
>>12877059dont do this way to fucking obvious(post is to much of a gem to potentially screw up
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>>12876937this is the best version so far, change the background and get and post this one
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>>12877086GEG or something
▶ №12877122[Quote]>>12877124
>>12877086i should’ve just used some tranime girl instead of pepe to make it more believable but whatever
▶ №12877153[Quote]
>be me, 18
>have some thoughts about being a girl
>start wearing women’s clothes, growing out my hair and taking HRT
>dad notices it and asks “why are you wearing women’s clothes now, are you gay”
>wtf.png
>the next day, i come out to my family as transgender, they usually were very open minded so i thought it was a great idea
>my shithead little brother, 15 starts calling me things like “faggot, tranny, troon, autogynephile” as expected of him
>my parents laugh at me and mock me, dad says “you could’ve atleast been gay instead of doing all this horseshit”
>now whenever we get into arguments, they bring it up which causes me to have a mental breakdown
why is my family like this
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>>12877157how do you even know nigger
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>>12877172I look like this
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>>12877157SNCA diddy ahh blud 💀🥀🥀
▶ №12877203[Quote]>>12877211>>12877213>>12877223
>be me, 18
>have some thoughts about being a girl
>start wearing women’s clothes, growing out my hair for a few weeks
>dad notices it and asks “why are you wearing women’s clothes now”
>wtfdad.png
>the next day, i come out to my family, they usually were very open minded so i thought it was a great time.
>my shithead little brother, 12 starts calling me things like “fag, troon, incel”
>my parents laugh at me and mock me when i tell them about it.
>dad says “Hes just a teenage boy, stop getting so personal about it”
>now whenever me and him get into arguments, they bring it up the fact that i should know better, which causes me to get real pissed.
anyone experience something similar?
▶ №12877211[Quote]>>12877217
>>12877203geg this is more believable than what i’ve written
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>>12877203Sowmone fix it NOwWWWw
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>>12877211EDIT IT SO I CAN EMBEDD THE TROONJAK
▶ №12877223[Quote]>>12877241
>>12877203>12>teenagefix this NOW
▶ №12877241[Quote]>>12877248
>>1287722312 is teenage nigger
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can you guys not sperg out over greentexts since they are likely fake as OP told thank you
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>>12877241where's the word teen in twelve?
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>>12877221you did well russian 'een
▶ №12877255[Quote]>>12877259>>12877299
I had this idea 1.5 years ago and nobody replied
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if u niggers do this u MUST EMBED SLOT OR AN ACKING TROO
▶ №12877270[Quote]>>12877289>>12877294
>>12877221>Posting gay tranny conversion propaganda Soyteens say winning!
▶ №12877289[Quote]
>>12877270Around 40% of soyteens are fags, of course they do this. o algo
▶ №12877294[Quote]
>>12877270>Posting fake gay tranny conversion propaganda on sub full of fake gay tranny conversion propoganda where most updooted comments are "fake and gay"Ohnonono instant failraid o algo
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>>12876863lazy niggers
>>12876937upload these
▶ №12877309[Quote]>>12877341
>>12877221should I make another post?
▶ №12877310[Quote]
>>12877299>geg>frogare nusoiteens retarded?
▶ №12877319[Quote]>>12877328>>12877336
SOMEONE MAKE A 4CHAN CSS
▶ №12877327[Quote]>>12877370
>>12877307I just about see it but I think it's too transparent
▶ №12877336[Quote]
>>12877319its called yotsoyba
▶ №12877341[Quote]>>12877351
>>12877309>>12877307can we make some non-tranny related text though
▶ №12877363[Quote]>>12877378
just visited 4chan due to this thread, saw 'p
fuck
▶ №12877373[Quote]
>>12877351not trying to be selfish little fuck but I think it's too obvious
▶ №12877378[Quote]>>12877388>>12877396
>>12877363i only go there for /pol/, every other board is filled with pedos
▶ №12877388[Quote]>>12877396
>>12877378same it's sometimes interesting
▶ №12877407[Quote]>>12877449
>>12877396our /pol/ never actually talks about politics
▶ №12877409[Quote]
>>12877399And boomers
It's pretty much all boomers, israelis, jeets, and bots
▶ №12877424[Quote]>>12877434
>>12877370make it a bit less transparent, i cant even see it
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>>12877424Zoom in nigga.
Its good and you should post it.
▶ №12877449[Quote]
>>12877407Better than
>IS DATING ASIAN WOMEN BASED? UKRAINE GENERAL! IS (X) /pol/ APPROVED? HOW CAN WHITE BOIS COMPETE? TRUMP SAID A THING, IT'S SO OVER/BACK! (time wasting question with lust provoking image) ▶ №12877451[Quote]
>>12877439geg, the original i madfe is better though.
Very funny albeit
▶ №12877454[Quote]>>12877494
>>12877439Post on most popular one, obviously
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>>12877439have you posted it on the most popular one yet?
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we are rainding r/greentext btw.
Its a slowburn
▶ №12877487[Quote]>>12877494
>>12877439have you posted it yet, nigga?
▶ №12877494[Quote]>>12877505>>12877526
>>12877454>>12877487I'm just afraid I'm gonna get 'nished for this. And it's just another troonpasta, not very different from the first one. Maybe we should make something more creative and slowburn?
▶ №12877505[Quote]>>12877554
>>12877494nah redditors love troonslop greentexts.
Just look at the most rated ones by month or some shit.
Youre safe.
▶ №12877526[Quote]>>12877554
>>12877494Post it nigger.
▶ №12877531[Quote]>>12877534
editing 'ki, trying to summarise techniques for greentext baiting.
https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soyjan_Horse▶ №12877534[Quote]
>>12877531Gem, keep it up.
▶ №12877571[Quote]>>12877580>>12877588
can someone put all the links of bait posted so far so I can archive it for the wiki?
▶ №12877580[Quote]>>12877619
>>12877571Heres the newest one so far
(hasnt been approved yet award)
>>12877554 ▶ №12877588[Quote]>>12877600
>>12877571ctrl+f and type '.com' and go through some links. You can also save some comments that was posted here
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>>12877588will do! gemmy thread, good to document it
▶ №12877614[Quote]>>12877929
Put this on the wiki.
You can use
https://pinetools.com/overlay-images to embbed gems into greentexts (make sure to have transparency on and at 98 or slightly lower or higher).
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>>12877619tranny jannies prob sleeping, or gooning.
Wait and it shall come.
▶ №12877632[Quote]>>12877646>>12877647>>12877655>>12877674>>12877692
we need better posts than trannyposts
we need shit relating to the sharty
▶ №12877647[Quote]>>12877662>>12877663
>>12877632Thats too obvious nigger, we need to make shit that fits in, like fake faggot stories or fake stories relating to conservatives being bad or jesus being mocked.
Things that would make a redditor want to upvote it.
▶ №12877655[Quote]>>12877662
>>12877632We could try and hide references by capitalizing certain letters for a whole word.
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>>12877647we can still subtly integrate sharty elements. Even better, we could try and make up some bullshit language convention and try and make it widespread by permeating it through reddit.
>>12877655TSMT
▶ №12877663[Quote]>>12877679
>>12877647yeah but at that point we're just making faggot fan fiction and getting reddit updoots
might as well just actually post the story on 4chan and upload it to reddit to get the same effect
▶ №12877674[Quote]>>12877694
>>12877632I want someone to create meaningless greentext about fruits and attach some froot kill image to it
▶ №12877679[Quote]>>12877709
>>12877663Were embbeding them with gems such as cado (even though i dont think its a gem) or troonjaks.
We laugh back as tube niggers and some other retards share it around even though its embbeded.
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>>12877632tsmt
we need more ragebait and we need to make it in a way where it won't be automatically moderated
▶ №12877694[Quote]>>12877731
>>12877674make sure its not a jak though.
im sure the jannies and trannies are well aware that 4cuck doesnt use it besides the brimmy variants such as pointing soyjaks.
▶ №12877709[Quote]>>12877739>>12877750
>>12877679that is pretty funny but
1. we're still writing faggot fanfiction
2. we're accomplishing basically nothing
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>>12877698Hes just like neo in the matrix, o algo.
▶ №12877739[Quote]>>12877746
>>12877709 we should try and directly exert influence over reddit through fake greentexts
▶ №12877746[Quote]>>12877757>>12877768
>>12877739so how does posting tranny greentexts contribute to having influence over reddit exactly
▶ №12877750[Quote]>>12877794
>>12877709infiltrating them and embbeding is quite gemmy doe.
but i get what youre saying, lets make greentexts vaguely related to the sharty.
But not entirely, keep in mind the average reddit tranny has no idea what "troon" or "cord pedo" means.
That also includes shortening of words such as 'o or 'pe 'afe 'tube etc.
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>>12877730I look like this and say this btw
▶ №12877757[Quote]>>12877767>>12877770
>>12877746imagine half of /r/greentext is sharty instead, to substitute 4chan. you could slowly take it over
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>>12877757that would require shittons of soyteens doing it
and it still doesnt change that we're writing faggot fan fiction
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>>12877746redditard humor is derivative of 4cuck humor. I am saying we should shift the content of the greentexts to influence the redditor. We could try to turn the redditors chuddy
▶ №12877770[Quote]>>12877777>>12877877
>>12877757Gemmy, but we need to be subtle about it.
Infact, if were subtle enough we could even get the jannies to think that any snitch is actually a schizo due to it being such a subtle slowburn.
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>>12877776cant count award
▶ №12877794[Quote]>>12877812>>12877828
>>12877750how do we make posts vaguely related to the sharty doe
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>>12877797is this masterly crafted bait or is this a nuDEITY
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>>12877794make it about namefag shit such as deltarune or fpe.
use a giga in it.
go wild, but not too crazy.
▶ №12877828[Quote]>>12877835
>>12877797we must make the blessing count.
>>12877794by the subtle use of soyspeak, the spread of false information (i.e. making snarky.snappy seem like a real website), the use of variant names.
▶ №12877835[Quote]>>12877844>>12877850
>>12877828if someone can get the domain for snark.snappy we could set up a shock website like cobson.party
▶ №12877844[Quote]>>12877846
>>12877835it should be a website about shark related injuries though.
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>>12877844GEEEEEEEEEEG YES
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>>12877835Snappy is a TLD?
▶ №12877861[Quote]>>12877871>>12877883
snarkysnappy.st makes more sense for a domain
▶ №12877883[Quote]>>12877893>>12877899
>>12877861>.stToo suspicious.
Only websites that have been rallied by trannies or banned for housing pedophilia use it.
A normal website would never use it.
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so the plan is to set up a shock website - possibly snarkysnappy.st, and then bait redditors into going onto the sitev via the greentext?
▶ №12877893[Quote]>>12877901>>12877906
>>12877883but if we pose it as an imageboard it should look more legitimate
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>>12877883What about snarkysnap.py
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>>128778934chan and others dont use it doe.
Make it not suspicious.
▶ №12877906[Quote]>>12877922
>>12877893Keep it locked though so you don't get raped by quotecord
▶ №12877922[Quote]>>12877926
>>12877906if I get around to setting it up (i have no idea how to make a website) I won't make it an actual imageboard, it will just function like cobsonparty where all the links go to a shock video o algo
▶ №12877929[Quote]>>12877943
>>12877917make it a normal image of an orange with froot being killed being embbeded as a transparent overlay.
>>12877614website so you can embbed it.
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>>12877917That might get removed by reddit filters though idk
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>>12877926cobsonparty links to blacked bbc videos, some other soyteens were thinking of linking shark attacks on this new website o algo
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>>12877943hes called "orangejak" on xitter
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>>12877917someone, turn this into screenshot
▶ №12877975[Quote]>>12877987
>>12877957keeeek btfod by a reddit bot
snarky snappy bros how will we ever recover
▶ №12877987[Quote]>>12877988>>12878010
>>12877975how do i create website from scratch in 5 minutes
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>>12877987use goygpt o algo
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>>12878024put anonymous in the email field
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will be heading off soon. Before I go, I will add a plan for the future of the operation on the wiki so we can start it up again ASAP. I think the raid has gemmy potential. Feel free to add edits to the wiki page adding details o algo
https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soyjan_Horse▶ №12878107[Quote]
>>12878091GEEEEEEEEEEEEG GEM
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>>12878091normies wont care about the [quote] button they will just think its some 4cuck addon
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>>12878149Brim.
>>12878091I already gemmed it up.
▶ №12878172[Quote]>>12878176
>>12878138You can barely say it's froot, even on this picture
▶ №12878208[Quote]>>12878210
>>12878183DOOOCTOOO-, ahem.
This just goes to show how succesfull this raid has been.
Since trannies actually relate to the bait instead of seething and getting soyteens banned for posting it.
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>>12878208perfect for slowburning
▶ №12878238[Quote]>>12878261
>>12878231nah too suspicious, maybe as an embbed though.
▶ №12878242[Quote]>>12878260
>>12878231we need better ideas, femboy, trans, faggot is overused and bbc cuck is too obvious
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>>12878242trvke. we could do /fit/ style greentexts, general niceguy bp greentexts, vidya greentexts. Redditors love to seethe over chuddies, so we could make fictional chuddies and then use alts to defend/justify the chuds actions o algo
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>>12878238This would be funnier doe if it was the picrel cause it'll throw off plebitors (if they even notice it at all).
Maybe teens could start reddit accounts and whenever somebody says "wtf is that picrel" have somebody go "lurk moar nufawhg"
▶ №12878299[Quote]>>12878494
>>12878264It was posted 5 months ago. Fucking geg, their jannies are so lazy they don't even care to verify if it's 4cuck or another imageboard
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>>12878264>barely any reppeysThe femboy bait posted an hour ago is almost at 1k while this post barely reaches 200.
This is why you dont make it too much about the sharty.
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'Up
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>be me
>trans for 6 years now, also a satanist
>hear about the new shooter
>find out she's trans
>get inspired
>buy a few guns from my local walmart
>write things like "death before detransition" and "you are valid" along with some pentagrams
>get totally geared, think i look pretty nice
do you think this is ok? or is it just insensitive. i want your opinion anons.
▶ №12878483[Quote]>>12878490>>12878491>>12878701
Maybe embedded DNB or 'cado so when a coaly content stealing jewtuber copies the image we can take down their channel for nsfw content o algo
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made one soicacas, how is it
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>>12878483GEEEEEEEEEEEEG GOOD IDEA
▶ №12878494[Quote]>>12878501
>>12878299Who said greentexts are 4cuck exclusive?
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>>12878494nigga their rools say 4cuck greentexterinos only
▶ №12878548[Quote]>>12878597
>>12878530send link so I can archive it on wiki
▶ №12878597[Quote]>>12878620>>12878818
>>12878547it's here
>>12878548Also, add conflict box to 'ki page
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>>12878597doing that right now. Also making the technique section a lot more detailed. Hopefully the wiki page can be used to recommence the raid when the thread eventually dies im trans btw
▶ №12878626[Quote]>>12878690
>Be me, anon.
>Lurk /pol/ too much.
>See threads about some 'ironic performance art' meetup.
>Called themselves 'The Third Reich's Cutest Cadets' or something equally cringe. Femboy Nazis. Peak edgelord stuff.
>Figured it'd be good for a laugh, maybe some quality screencaps. Also, morbid curiosity.
>Show up to an abandoned warehouse in the middle of nowhere. Place already smells like desperation, cheap synthetic fabric, and stale energy drinks.
>About thirty dudes. All shapes and sizes, mostly pasty, rocking various levels of 'femboy' drag mixed with 'ironic' fascist iconography.
>One guy in fishnets, a swastika armband (pink, he insisted it was 'post-modern deconstruction'), and a gas mask with cat ears glued on.
>Another is just wearing a swastika-print diaper and an SS officer's cap. Truly a sight to behold. This isn't ironic, this is terminal online brainrot.
>The 'party' kicks off. Someone brought warm beer. Someone else brought a baggie of what they claimed was 'organic, non-GMO meth.'
>Music is some godawful hardbass mixed with distorted speeches. People are doing the Siegh… I mean, 'performance art salutes' with surprisingly limp wrist action.
>A few guys are getting *very* close in dark corners. Too close for comfort. Too many 'furry' ears and gas masks involved. I keep my distance, clinging to my lukewarm beer like a life raft.
>This feels less like a meetup and more like a fever dream I'll suppress forever.
>Wake up next morning, head pounding like a drum solo by a particularly angry gorilla.
>Check the group chat. It's already blowing up.
>'Anyone else feel like they're melting?'
>'My pee is glowing, bros.'
>'Is it normal for my tongue to feel like sandpaper and… start bleeding?'
>Panic sets in. Rapidly.
>One guy posts a photo of his arm. It looks like he's been flayed, but like, *from the inside out*. Bubbling skin, black veins. Horrific.
>Another describes projectile vomiting, followed by what he thinks are… *organ fragments*.
>Within 24 hours, half the chat is silent. Messages left on 'read' for days.
>Someone finally, anonymously, gets to an ER. Diagnosed with 'Flesh-Flake Fever,' a previously unknown, hyper-virulent STD.
>Symptoms include rapid cellular necrosis, spontaneous internal hemorrhaging, a ghastly putrid odor, and eventually, organs just… liquefying.
>The doctors apparently said it was like something out of a biological weapon test. 'Highly infectious, especially through… *unprotected group activities*.'
>Kills in 72 hours, maximum. No known cure. Experimental treatments just slow the inevitable, turning you into a walking, weeping, rotting biohazard.
>The surviving members in the chat are a mess. Most are too terrified and ashamed to go to any hospital, fearing exposure, ridicule, or worse.
>They exchange increasingly desperate, delirious messages. Pics of their decaying bodies, looking like something from a zombie movie.
>One guy's last message: 'My skin is… it's just… [gurgling noise]… I can see my bones, bros… Heil fu… [message deleted].'
>Another sends a pic of his hand with a literal chunk of flesh missing, revealing tendon and bone. 'Is this normal, anons?'
>I was one of the lucky ones. Apparently, my deep-seated social anxiety and inability to interact with people kept me safe from the 'group activities.'
>Still, the memory of those pathetic, deluded faces, now rotting from the inside out, is permanently seared into my brain.
>Never again, anon. Never again will I confuse digital irony with real-life sanity.
>Stay inside. It's safer here. Far, far safer.
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>>12878589Smell of oranges doesn't cause tooth ache. MEDS.
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>>12878621GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
▶ №12878682[Quote]>>12878695
>>12878431marge i dont understand this greentext
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>>12878626forgot the email shit
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>>12878682anon hates oranges
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>>12878483find a target, see which subs he frequents, and email/contact him with a 'recommendation'
send him a screencap with embedded 'cado or DNB
when he uploads the video, immediately mass report his channel via youtube support
hopefully, he gets a strike
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>>12878597updated the wiki. keep adding archived links to the page o algo
▶ №12878826[Quote]>>12878831
>>12878815don't > the last line
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>>12878826ai was being obsessed o algo
▶ №12878911[Quote]>>12878919
>>12878905geg, even though shit no one cares about and doesnt make videos about greentexts as far as ive seen (and know).
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>>12878911true i just searched up greentext on yt and clicked the first video
▶ №12878937[Quote]>>12878992
>>12878931rusGODs VVQN btw
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>>12878621GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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test
▶ №12878975[Quote]>>12878985>>12878999
wiki updated, i shall go slumber now
▶ №12878999[Quote]>>12879010
>>12878975someone make sure to archive future posts and this thread and put them on the wiki
https://wiki.soyjak.st/Soyjan_Horse sorry for spamming the link, just want to make sure the article is comprehensive as possible.
>>12878985Goodnight chud. It's just getting started o algo
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retards this wouldn't pass on 4cuck
▶ №12879010[Quote]>>12879012>>12879057
>>12878999change the wiki though.
>a few redditors baited.There have been a thousand upvotes and over a hundred comments, thats no a "few".
weve had a lot of suce4ss until now.
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>>12879010trvke. I can do one last edit
▶ №12879019[Quote]>>12879025
when should we tell them the post was made by ai?
▶ №12879025[Quote]>>12879058
>>12879019never, we are slowburning
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>>12879010do you think the stats are accurate enough?
▶ №12879058[Quote]
>>12879025True.
Im still waiting for this post to be approved.
>>12877554Gemmerald thread so far, keep going teens.
