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also go to options and disable relative time
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gemerald thread idea, I'll try to come up with something
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ALSO TURN ON STRIP FILENAMES
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>capitalizing the letter a in anonymous
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>be me
>2007
>just graduated collage
>come home from work
>unlock my apartment
>hear gf clearly getting fucked
>panic anger mode.png
>barge into the bedroom
>see a giant muscular black guy
>watch through the door crack, kind of turns me on
>masculine mode.png
>pull him off her
>he gets dressed and flees the apartment
>break up with gf
>kick her out
>depression.png
>guy calls me a month later
>tells me he wants to meet up and talk about it
>kind of a bro
>we end up becoming close friends
It's our 18 year anniversary today and I've wanted to share this story for years now!
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>>128757814sissies would actually do this
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>be russian
>wake up in ur shitty concrete brutalist soviet apartment complex which has books from Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky
>drink a shot of vodka
>pick up ur shitty chinese phone
>drink a shot of vodka
>open telegram and goon to the gore and the child pornography your friends sent you for 4 hours
>realise it's dinner time
>eat survivalist slop like buckwheat with a shit ton of dill in it
>drink a shot of vodka
>randomly have nostalgia about the ussr
>go on xitter and shill ur country and communism for 2 hours
>get bored (common)
>realise a huge majority of your country is sodomites and faggots with hiv and aids
>drink a shot of vodka to ease the pain
>decide to play csgo and scream with ur fuckass shitty mic late at night
>go to sleep in ur roach infested air matress
slava russia am i right?
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>>12875796inspect element
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gemmy thread idea
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>be me
>20, gymcel.
>trying to hit chest day
>bench press with dogshit form
>only lifting the bar, too embarrassed to add plates
>mfw a shadow falls over me
>look up.
>tall trans girl, probably 6'5' in heels.
>she's wearing a crop top and full glam makeup.
>'Excuse me, king, you're doing it wrong,' she chirps.
>my heart drops to my ass.
>she tries to spot me, hands hovering over my chest.
>i freeze.
>just stare at the ceiling, pretending to be a statue.
>she leans in, 'Need a queen to show you how it's done?'
>i mumble 'bathroom' and basically roll off the bench.
>speedwalk out, never looking back.
>tfw no gains, only social autism.
▶ №12875818[Quote]>>12875826
>>12875817I generated this using ai btw
▶ №12875824[Quote]>>12875826
giving people aids
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>>12875827'anonymous' or something
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>>12875817inspect-element the name into anonymous o algo
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>>12875827it has to be lowercase
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post good ones to reddit and share here
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>>12875838It's email, not subject, nusoi
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>be me
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it's email you niggers
▶ №12875850[Quote]>>12875908
use this raisin to generate greentextslop if you are out of ideas o algo
https://toolbaz.com/writer/4chan-greentext▶ №12875851[Quote]
pl*bbitors have no idea how 4chan works anyways
▶ №12875872[Quote]>>12875878>>12875942
>be me, anon
>24, still living at home, never really had a serious gf
>family reunion happening, Christmas time, whole extended clan there
>always had a thing for my cousin Sarah. She's a year younger, pretty, laughs at my dumb jokes.
>been building up the courage all day to actually *talk* to her
>see her over by the eggnog. Long, flowing brown hair, wearing a cute (but tasteful) reindeer sweater. Perfect.
>take a deep breath, mental pep talk. 'You got this, anon. Go get your girl.'
>walk over, heart pounding like a drum solo
>she's got her back to me, talking to someone else. Don't want to interrupt.
>decide to go for the bold move. A quick, confident kiss on the cheek, maybe linger for a second, then a whispered 'Merry Christmas, Sarah.'
>lean in, right up to her ear. Feel the soft hair brush my face. So close.
>BAM. Quick peck.
>but my aim was a little off. Landed square on the lips. A soft, unexpected brush.
>I pull back, flustered, but still feeling a little like a smooth operator.
>'Merry Christmas, Sarah,' I whisper, looking into her eyes.
>she blinks.
>a deep, rumbling voice responds, 'Uh… Anon? It's Kyle.'
>my blood runs colder than the North Pole.
>my eyes dart down. Faint, but undeniable, five-o'clock shadow. A more prominent Adam's apple than I remember Sarah having. Broader shoulders under that reindeer sweater.
>Kyle, my muscular, bearded (usually) cousin who usually rocks a buzzcut. He decided to grow his hair out for a charity thing, and apparently wore Sarah's sweater as a joke.
>Aunt Carol swoops in from nowhere. 'Anon! What are you doing kissing Kyle? Sarah's still in the bathroom getting ready!'
>the whole damn living room went silent.
>I just stood there, mouth agape, staring at Kyle, who looked equally mortified.
>fuck.
>FUCK.
>I didn't run. I *flew*. Out the front door, sprinted down the street, didn't stop until I nearly got hit by a bus.
>booked the first flight out of the country I could find. Ended up in Thailand. Got a job teaching English, mostly to forget the horrifying image of kissing Kyle.
>spent two years in Chiang Mai, trying to escape the memories. But the shame, the confusion, it haunted me. The *softness* of those lips, the *shock* of the voice.
>finally, felt like I had to go home. Face the music. Tell my family I wasn't dead.
>landed back in my hometown, went straight to my parents' house.
>there was a welcome home party. Everyone was there.
>and then I saw him.
>Kyle.
>he was still rocking the long hair, but it looked even better now. More… styled. He wasn't wearing a reindeer sweater, but a fitted grey t-shirt that showed off his arms.
>our eyes met across the living room. My stomach dropped.
>he offered a hesitant smile. Not a mocking one, but… soft.
>I felt a weird flutter in my chest. Not the dread I expected. Something… else.
>I remember the soft brush of his lips. The unexpected warmth.
>the confusion. The guilt.
>but beneath it all, the *feeling* hadn't been wrong. Just the identity.
>we talked for hours that night. About Thailand, about his charity hair. About… everything.
>and yeah.
>Anon is now dating his cousin Kyle.
>he still makes me blush when he brings up the Christmas kiss.
>guess I mary'd him anyway.
>pic related, it's us at a pride parade last month. Kyle insisted on wearing the reindeer sweater ironically.
▶ №12875882[Quote]>>12875942
>be me, anon
>24, still living at home, never really had a serious gf
>family reunion happening, Christmas time, whole extended clan there
>always had a thing for my cousin Sarah. She's a year younger, pretty, laughs at my dumb jokes.
>been building up the courage all day to actually *talk* to her
>see her over by the eggnog. Long, flowing brown hair, wearing a cute (but tasteful) reindeer sweater. Perfect.
>take a deep breath, mental pep talk. 'You got this, anon. Go get your girl.'
>walk over, heart pounding like a drum solo
>she's got her back to me, talking to someone else. Don't want to interrupt.
>decide to go for the bold move. A quick, confident kiss on the cheek, maybe linger for a second, then a whispered 'Merry Christmas, Sarah.'
>lean in, right up to her ear. Feel the soft hair brush my face. So close.
>BAM. Quick peck.
>but my aim was a little off. Landed square on the lips. A soft, unexpected brush.
>I pull back, flustered, but still feeling a little like a smooth operator.
>'Merry Christmas, Sarah,' I whisper, looking into her eyes.
>she blinks.
>a deep, rumbling voice responds, 'Uh… Anon? It's Kyle.'
>my blood runs colder than the North Pole.
>my eyes dart down. Faint, but undeniable, five-o'clock shadow. A more prominent Adam's apple than I remember Sarah having. Broader shoulders under that reindeer sweater.
>Kyle, my muscular, bearded (usually) cousin who usually rocks a buzzcut. He decided to grow his hair out for a charity thing, and apparently wore Sarah's sweater as a joke.
>Aunt Carol swoops in from nowhere. 'Anon! What are you doing kissing Kyle? Sarah's still in the bathroom getting ready!'
>the whole damn living room went silent.
>I just stood there, mouth agape, staring at Kyle, who looked equally mortified.
>fuck.
>FUCK.
>I didn't run. I *flew*. Out the front door, sprinted down the street, didn't stop until I nearly got hit by a bus.
>booked the first flight out of the country I could find. Ended up in Thailand. Got a job teaching English, mostly to forget the horrifying image of kissing Kyle.
>spent two years in Chiang Mai, trying to escape the memories. But the shame, the confusion, it haunted me. The *softness* of those lips, the *shock* of the voice.
>finally, felt like I had to go home. Face the music. Tell my family I wasn't dead.
>landed back in my hometown, went straight to my parents' house.
>there was a welcome home party. Everyone was there.
>and then I saw him.
>Kyle.
>he was still rocking the long hair, but it looked even better now. More… styled. He wasn't wearing a reindeer sweater, but a fitted grey t-shirt that showed off his arms.
>our eyes met across the living room. My stomach dropped.
>he offered a hesitant smile. Not a mocking one, but… soft.
>I felt a weird flutter in my chest. Not the dread I expected. Something… else.
>I remember the soft brush of his lips. The unexpected warmth.
>the confusion. The guilt.
>but beneath it all, the *feeling* hadn't been wrong. Just the identity.
>we talked for hours that night. About Thailand, about his charity hair. About… everything.
>and yeah.
>Anon is now dating his cousin Kyle.
>he still makes me blush when he brings up the Christmas kiss.
>guess I mary'd him anyway.
>pic related, it's us at a pride parade last month. Kyle insisted on wearing the reindeer sweater ironically.
▶ №12875900[Quote]>>12875908>>12875921
>be me, 35 year old horny virgin
>one day see pic of hung black man on internet, think nothing of it
>scroll through more porn, more black dudes, more big dicks
>start getting obsessed, can't stop looking at them, imagining what it would feel like
>dream about huge black cocks every night, wake up hard and crying
>start cheating on boyfriends to get with men who have big black dicks, even though I hate black guys in real life
>get so fixated on them that I start drawing lots of black cock art, it's all I think about
>mom finds some of the pics on my laptop, freaks out and gets me therapy
>in therapy I admit to the therapist that I want to suck a big black cock so bad, but that I'm too ashamed to tell anyone else
>therapist says I need to confront my deep-seated racism and shame, and that maybe I just need to try being with a black guy in real life to overcome my issues
>leave therapy and decide to try online dating to meet black guys, determined to overcome my fetish and actually connect with someone
>start talking to a cute 20 year old black guy, things go well, we meet up and have sex
кoнтрoлю.
>realize that his cock isn't as big as the ones I've been fantasizing about, and that he's actually a really nice guy who makes me feel good
>start to question whether my fetish was just a fantasy or if it was a genuine attraction, and whether I can still be happy with a man who doesn't have a giant black cock
>decide that maybe love and attraction are more complex than just penises, and that I deserve to be happy with someone who loves me for who I am, fetish and all
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>>12875900generated this gem using this shit
>>12875850 or something
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>>12875894i can see this being posted on 4chan as bait
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post these fake ai made stories to reddit and see if they bite the bait
Here are a few options for a Reddit story based on your prompt, playing with different tones and subreddit styles.
—
Option 1: For r/AmItheAsshole (AITA)
Title: AITA for expecting a gift from my wife's boyfriend?
Okay, so this is a bit of an unusual situation, and I'm genuinely not sure if I'm in the wrong here.
My wife and I have what we call an "open marriage." It's been working great for us for a few years now. She has a boyfriend, let's call him "Chad," and I have a girlfriend. Chad is… well, he's a good guy. He's financially successful, always seems to have a positive outlook, and my wife clearly adores him. He's also been spending a lot of time at our place lately, which is fine.
My birthday is next month, and I've been dropping hints about the new Nintendo Switch 2. I'm a huge gamer, and it's been on my wishlist for months. My wife knows this, and she's even mentioned it to Chad.
The other day, my wife and I were talking, and she said, "Chad's been thinking about getting you something nice for your birthday." I was thrilled! I assumed, of course, it would be the Switch 2. I've been looking forward to it so much.
Fast forward to yesterday. Chad came over, and we were chatting. I casually mentioned how excited I was for my birthday and how I hoped to finally get my hands on the Switch 2. Chad just kind of chuckled and said, "Yeah, it's a cool console. I'm actually thinking of getting myself one."
I was… floored. I just stared at him. He didn't even acknowledge that he'd apparently told my wife he was thinking of getting *me* something.
Now I'm feeling really awkward and a bit hurt. He's clearly got the money, and it would have been a really thoughtful gesture, especially since he knows how much it would mean to me. My wife is also kind of acting like I shouldn't be so focused on it, saying things like, "Chad doesn't *have* to get you anything, you know. And it's expensive!"
But… isn't this kind of the point of our arrangement? He's part of our extended family, in a way, and he's doing well. I feel like it's a reasonable expectation that he'd contribute to a significant gift for my birthday, especially when he seemingly indicated he would.
So, Reddit, AITA for being upset that my wife's boyfriend won't buy me a Nintendo Switch 2 after I thought he was going to?
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Option 2: For r/mildlyinfuriating (MIFFY)
Title: My wife's boyfriend is a capitalist pig who won't buy me the Switch 2.
Seriously, the audacity.
So, my wife's got a boyfriend. Let's call him "Ken." Ken is loaded. Drives a Tesla, wears a Rolex, probably eats caviar for breakfast. My wife and I are in a non-monogamous relationship, and Ken is very much a part of our lives. He's around often, we all hang out.
My birthday is coming up, and all I want is the new Nintendo Switch 2. I've been saving, but it's a big purchase. My wife mentioned it to Ken, and he apparently said something along the lines of "Oh, I'll have to think about getting him something nice for his birthday." I was ecstatic. The man practically oozes wealth, and I figured, hey, this is one of the perks of this lifestyle – getting awesome gifts from your wife's significant other!
Yesterday, Ken and I were talking. I dropped a casual "Can't wait for my birthday, I've got my eye on a certain next-gen console." He just blinked and said, "Oh, yeah, the Switch 2? I'm thinking of pre-ordering one for myself. You should get one too!"
GET MYSELF? HE LITERALLY IMPLIED HE WAS GOING TO GET IT FOR ME.
My wife is trying to be all zen about it, like "He's not obligated, darling." But Ken *implied* it. And frankly, it’s not about the money for him, it's about the gesture. He gets to buy himself the console, flaunting his privilege, while I'm still stuck waiting to scrape together the funds. It's just… mildly infuriating.
The ultimate smugness of him telling me to "get one too" when he was the one who was supposed to be getting it for me. Ugh.
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>>12875921i don't even know why it generated that part GEG
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>>12875882>>12875872Did you write this completely without ai? this is insane. perfect for the reddit post but holy shit chud..
▶ №12875974[Quote]>>12875986>>12875994>>12875995
someone with a 'dit account that can actually post shit, do this
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>>12875974do this and remember to title the post "anon does x" or "x happens to anon" to blend in
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>>12875984I want this to happen to me
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>>12875974theres a line under all of the anons albeit
▶ №12875995[Quote]>>12875999>>12876004>>12876008
>>12875974my reddit account is full of bait already but i can create a new one, not sure if it would be suspicious
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>>12875995they might not let you post because you have low heckin' karma
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>>12875995nigga these arent personal stories, someone that reposts greentexts will also meme…
▶ №12876008[Quote]>>12876013
>>12875995no ones gonna check your account since redditcacas assume people post screenshots of real greentexts from heckin' 4cuckerino
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>>12876008ev&oe they do, I've had a failbait because some tranny checked my account or something
▶ №12876024[Quote]>>12876039
>>12876010biblically accurate frogposter or something
have a (you) because (you)s are 4cuck's form of updoots (the more (you)s the more the redditors will like it)
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the problem is won't redditcacas notice that the Anonymous is blue and underlined? or is there a way to make it green?
▶ №12876042[Quote]>>12876052>>12876061>>12876095
>be me 2 years ago, anon level 16
>chilling in my room
>decide to join a femboy discord server for some laughs
>everyone is super friendly and fun to talk to
>start chatting with them, sharing memes and stuff
>one day, someone asks me about my gender identity
>never really thought about it before
>just say I’m a guy, but it feels kinda off
>they start sharing their experiences
>realize I relate to a lot of what theyre saying
>feel this weird sense of comfort and acceptance
>start experimenting with my style
>wearing cute clothes, trying out makeup
>friends in the server cheer me on
>tfw I realize I've been suppressing my true self
>finally come out as transgender
>everyone is super supportive, even my family and friends
>feel like I’ve found my tribe
>mfw I never thought a discord server would change my life
>now living my best femboy life
thanks, internet
▶ №12876052[Quote]>>12876057>>12876095
>>12876042put "anonymous" in your email field, add a tranime femboy image and this could be a gemmy bait greentext
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>>12876052just inspect element it to anonymous, the underline makes it look weird
▶ №12876061[Quote]>>12876069
>>12876042edit it a bit, feels forced, change laughs to keks, make language more concise - i.e. >everyone is super friendly cut out 'fun to talk to'
change chilling in my room to chilling.png, otherwise gemmy bait
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don't make the greentexts too cucked in diction, the predditors will catch on
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>>12876061do this and remember 4trannies love adding heccin' pepe or anime images to their greentext and it will also make it stand out more on reddit if it gains traction
▶ №12876071[Quote]>>12876115
>be me, anon, 20s
>just a regular guy, scrolling the internet late one night
>was looking for, uh, 'interesting content,' you know how it is
>stumble onto a new corner of the internet
>a particular niche. A very… *large* niche.
>it's my first real exposure to BBC
>not the British broadcasting kind. The other kind.
>mfw it hits me like a freight train
>my brain just… rewired.
>it's not even a sexual thing at first, more like… awe. A geological wonder. An architectural marvel.
>one video turns into ten. Ten turns into a hundred.
>days start blurring. Sleep becomes optional. Food becomes a distraction.
>my previous interests? Gone. Poof. My hobbies? Irrelevant. My job? Just a means to pay for the internet bill.
>my entire YouTube algorithm shifts. My social media feeds are now 90% thirst traps and memes about BBC.
>i start seeing it *everywhere*.
>a particularly thick tree branch? My heart rate spikes.
>a dark, long shadow on the pavement? My breath hitches.
>the letter 'B' in a font that's a bit too bold? Instant anxiety.
>the dreams start. Oh god, the dreams.
>not always sexual, that's the kicker. Sometimes I'm just wandering through a forest of them, trying to find my way out.
>other times, they're chasing me. Implacable, throbbing, enormous.
>my therapist thinks I'm developing some kind of severe anxiety disorder.
>'Anon, what is it that causes these intrusive thoughts? This hyper-vigilance?' she asks.
>I just stare blankly. How do you explain that the sound of a particularly loud *thwack* from the neighbor's football game sends you into a full-blown flashback?
>tfw I'm at the grocery store, and a perfectly normal black cucumber makes me flinch so hard I knock over a display of artisanal cheese.
>the shame. The sheer, unadulterated shame.
>I develop a tic. Whenever someone says 'big' or 'black' in the same sentence, I involuntarily clench my jaw and my eyes dart around the room, searching.
>my friends notice. 'Anon, are you okay? You seem a little… jumpy.'
>I just nod, a bead of sweat tracing a path down my temple. 'Just… a lot on my mind. Heavy thoughts.'
>I tried to stop once. Went cold turkey for a whole 12 hours.
>that was the worst night of my life.
>my brain was screaming. Itching. Phantom sensations everywhere.
>I saw shapes in the dark. Heard whispers. Felt like I was suffocating in a world suddenly devoid of… *it*.
>I cracked. Of course I cracked.
>now I'm diagnosed with 'Internet-Induced Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder with Obsessive Compulsive Tendencies.'
>the psychiatrist looked at me with such pity. He thinks I witnessed some horrific accident online.
>he prescribed meds. They just make the dreams more vivid.
>my life is just a series of triggers and attempts to manage the overwhelming mental landscape it's become.
>I can't look at a simple banana without feeling a strange sense of disappointment.
>my dating life is non-existent. How could anyone compare?
>send help.
>or just more videos. I'm not sure which I want anymore.
>it's over for me. My brain is just a giant, throbbing BBC now.
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>>12876039hes saying he liked it in an autistic way
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>>12876087
raped by double clicking on text
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>>12876087
fucked it up award.
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>>12876052>>12876042also sperate the beginning
>be me>2 years ago>lvl 16 ▶ №12876102[Quote]
the femboy greentext is very gemmy, I could totally see redditcacas falling for it and being heckin' allies in the commenterinos
▶ №12876103[Quote]>>12876121
> be me
> 24, MTF, been on HRT for ages
> finally starting to feel like I pass consistently
> decide to treat myself to a fancy coffee, feeling good about my outfit, makeup on point
> walk into local coffee place, order my soy latte
> barista, clearly new, looks at me, then past me, then back at me
> 'Alright, sir, that'll be $5.50'
> record scratch.mp3
> entire body temp drops 20 degrees
> internal monologue: 'Did I hear that right? No, surely not. My voice is fine, my hair, my… oh god, is my shadow showing?'
> politely correct him, 'It's ma'am, actually.'
> he sorta blushes, mumbles an apology, whatever, I get it, he's new.
> try to shake it off, wait for my order.
> few minutes later, same barista calls out, 'Soy latte for… *dude*?'
> the 'dude' echoes in my skull like a gong struck by a furious god.
> my vision tunnel. My blood boils. My carefully constructed feminine façade shatters into a million angry little pieces.
> I see red. No, not just red. I see the distinct shade of 'I'm about to do something profoundly stupid and regrettable.'
> my eyes dart around the counter, looking for a weapon.
> my gaze lands on the display of single-serving jam packets.
> strawberry jam. The enemy.
> I snatch a packet, my hand trembling with righteous fury.
> I wind up, ready to launch this sticky, fruity missile of gender affirmation directly at his unsuspecting face.
> in my rage-fueled wind-up, I completely lose my footing on a stray coffee bean.
> my foot slips.
> my arm flails wildly, sending the jam packet sailing harmlessly into a pile of napkins.
> I, however, do not fare so well.
> I trip, spectacularly, over my own two feet, and crash into the condiment station, sending sugar packets, stirrers, and various lids flying.
> land in a heap on the floor, surrounded by the debris of my own pathetic attempt at vengeance.
> the barista stares, wide-eyed, probably thinking I'm having some kind of meltdown.
> the entire coffee shop is silent.
> I just lie there, covered in sugar and shame, clutching a half-broken stirrer.
> mfw I realize I just attempted assault with a strawberry jam packet and ended up looking like a toddler throwing a tantrum.
> mfw still got misgendered AND paid 5.50 for a coffee I didn't even get.
> never going back there.
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>>12876092>>12876090pardon me MR PERFECT. I GUESS YOU'VE NEVER BEEN A NUSOICACA BEFORE
▶ №12876115[Quote]>>12876122>>12876130
>>12876071long sentences make it to ai-like
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>>12876103this is promising but it looks too AI generated
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>>12876115or wait you 'eens want to make it on purpose? sorry then carry on
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>be me
>16 at that time, impressionable, fucker frens
>they're always pulling some shit
>one day, they get real serious
>'anon, you know heterosexual means gay, right?'
>I'm like, 'no way, r-really?'
>they nod profoundly, like sharing ancient wisdom
>I bought it
>next day, at the mall with frens, talking to a qt
>she asks, 'so, any girlfriends?'
>I puff out my chest, 'Nah, I'm purely heterosexual.'
>she slowly blinks, then just walks away
>frens behind me, absolutely dying, tears streaming, loud kekking
>my face when it finally clicks
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>>12875754 (OP)gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemge
▶ №12876163[Quote]>>12876183
>be me
>trans girl, 2 years HRT
>finally feeling good, like really good
>went to the effort this morning. full face, cute top, my favorite skirt.
>walking with a spring in my step, feeling like a goddamn princess.
>at the grocery store
>just getting some oat milk and a bag of those fancy expensive olives
>you know, the ones that make you feel like you have your shit together
>get to the register
>cashier is a student looking dude, probably exhausted. whatever.
>he scans my stuff, barely makes eye contact.
>mfw he says, 'That'll be eight fifty, sir.'
>sir.
>SIR.
>my entire world just… froze.
>the colorful lights of the store dimmed.
>the gentle hum of the refrigerators became a high-pitched, insistent whine.
>my ears started ringing.
>my blood felt like it was instantly replaced with molten lead.
>all the effort.
>all the dysphoria I fought just to get out of bed this morning.
>the hours spent picking out this outfit.
>the internal monologue affirming my identity.
>all of it, gone. vaporized.
>my hands clenched into white-knuckled fists.
>my jaw locked so tight I felt a tooth might crack.
>I could feel my eyes narrowing, burning holes into this poor, oblivious cashier.
>he was still staring at the screen. lucky for him.
>a guttural, animalistic growl started in my chest.
>it wasn't human. it was pure, unadulterated rage.
>I wanted to vault over that conveyor belt.
>I wanted to grab him by the collar.
>I wanted to scream until my throat bled.
>my eyes darted around for something. anything.
>a weapon.
>my gaze locked onto a display of artisanal sourdough loaves next to the register.
>thick. crusty. dense.
>perfect.
>my arm started to move.
>slowly, deliberately, my fingers flexing, ready to grasp that weapon of carb-based destruction.
>the cashier finally looked up.
>his eyes widened, probably seeing the literal embodiment of hellfire glaring back at him.
>he opened his mouth, probably to apologize or scream.
>before I could grab the bread, before I could make my statement of pure, unbridled fury, a hand grabbed my arm.
>then another.
>two security guards.
>where the fuck did they come from?
>anon, still clenching her fists, still seething, gets dragged out of the store.
>I'm half-hissing, half-crying about 'respect' and 'fucking pronouns' and 'you don't know my struggle.'
>the sourdough loaf, thankfully, remained unscathed.
>tfw banned from Fresh Thyme.
>tfw now I have to get my fancy olives elsewhere.
>tfw my therapist is going to have a field day with this one.
>still worth it.
>fuck that cashier.
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>>12876163use more lingo to make it work ie mtf, be less poetic
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I think that's enough for now. Anybody have plebbit acc?
▶ №12876192[Quote]>>12876211
>trolling redditGODs
Fuck off nusoi
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>>12876196FUCK NOT ENOUGH KARMA or something
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>>12876189GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
▶ №12876219[Quote]>>12876223>>12876229
>be me, mtf, 1.5 years hrt, finally feeling like i'm making progress
>spent a solid hour on my makeup, winged liner is actually symmetrical for once, feeling like a certified baddie
>wearing my favorite new sundress that actually gives me some hint of curves, rocking girlmode hard
>decide to treat myself to some McD's, feeling confident, thinking i'm actually passing today
>walk up to the counter, big smile, ready to order my McNuggets and a large fry
>cashier, clearly a high schooler who barely looks up from the screen, just kinda waves me forward
>'what can i get for you, *sir*?'
>record scratch. entire universe just shatters into a million tiny, dysphoria-inducing pieces
>my brain immediately short-circuits, all systems critical, error 404: passing not found
>did i just hear that right? *he*? after all this estrogen, the t-blockers, the voice training, the endless plucking?
>my carefully constructed femme facade crumbles faster than a stale hash brown
>feel my face flush with a mix of pure trans rage and the deepest, most soul-crushing dysphoria
>my eyes probably wide with a mixture of terror and an unholy desire to immediately detransition and become an actual egg
>cashier looks up, probably wondering why i'm just standing there, mouth agape, looking like a deer in headlights
>can't even form words, just point weakly at the menu like a traumatized pigeon
>mumble 'uh… ten piece… please…' my voice cracking with suppressed agony
>they just nod, completely oblivious, ring it up, 'is that all for you, *bud*?'
>my soul leaves my body.
>scramble to pay, practically throw my card at the machine, grab the receipt without even looking at the total
>bolt out of there, leaving a trail of shattered passing dreams and the faint smell of impending doom
>McD's is cancelled. my transition is cancelled. i'm going to spend the rest of the day doomscrolling transgendercirclejerk, convinced hrt is a scam.
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>>12876216Reporting this you bigoted right wing chud
▶ №12876228[Quote]>>12876233>>12876238
I would've posted this, but you fuckers will dox me because I posted fat fetish art before
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>>12876219Will not get approved by reddit jannies award
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>>12876228I have like 1150 karma
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>>12876239snca subreddit o algo
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>>12876239posted on dnb subreddit award
▶ №12876243[Quote]>>12876246
>>12876239>1.5k membersHoly dnb
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>>12876248The fate of the average shartyfag
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>>12876254reddit filters are hecking homophonic
▶ №12876271[Quote]>>12876276
>>12876265Aaaaaaa, I love you chu~ poster
▶ №12876275[Quote]>>12876281
>>12876274they banned me as well. xisters….
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>>12876271oh my fauci i got a fan
▶ №12876281[Quote]>>12876285
>>12876275literally why doe? there was nothing chuddy about it
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>>12876281IK its hecking bigoted homophonia
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>>12876279oh wait no reddit jus removed my cobson pfp o algo, i am probably just shadowbanned
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>>12876287it's us updooting it you eejit
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keep us updated about the post figures russianGOD
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erm xisters i think we got our first redditcaca
▶ №12876329[Quote]>>12876340
>>12876325xe has reddit premium geeeeg that's just like soygem
▶ №12876349[Quote]>>12876368
>>12876339geg, thank you chuddy. would be very good if you can get it on 4tran as well
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Soycrackers you do realize you're grooming nuredditors who just wanted to read greentexts?
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>>12876357the AI is getting good
▶ №12876382[Quote]>>12876399
>>12876368UPDOOT NOW SOYIM
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>>12876390GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
▶ №12876399[Quote]>>12876405
>>12876382GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG now put in on r/egg_irl
▶ №12876400[Quote]>>12876408
>>12876387Esl tranny russian
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>>12876399wrong reply fuck my stupid fingers
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>>12876387EϪL cissy ukrainian
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>>12876387plebbitors are actually retarded this is such obvious bait holy geg
▶ №12876434[Quote]>>12876465
>be me
>le 11 at time
>spent the last night at a friend's house and got home at around 6
>superfuckingtired.jpg
>crash on the living room couch with the TV on
>best sleep of my fucking life
>about 2 into my slumber i wake to people screaming on the news channel even though i slept with cartoon network on
>my feeble little 11 year old eyes widen just in time to see the south tower get hit
>didn't know what to do so just went back to sleep
and that's how i was the only one in my family to see 9/11 live
(before you post this change the year to 2023 with inspect element to make it more believable)
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>>12876430someone get an alt and call xhem homophonic
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>>12876431My best guess would be neovagina
▶ №12876441[Quote]>>12876447
>>12876431this psyop cat image
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FLOOD THE POST AND ACCUSE XHEM OF HOMOPHOBIA
▶ №12876462[Quote]>>12876473
>>12876454I can't see your comment
▶ №12876463[Quote]>>12876473
>>12876454GEG your comment doesn't even show
▶ №12876465[Quote]>>12876475
>>12876434doesnt 4cuck have /m/d/y on each post?
▶ №12876473[Quote]>>12876485
>>12876462>>12876463redditCUCKs shadowbanned my comment
▶ №12876484[Quote]>>12876493
some redditraisina called trannies groomers GEG updoot now
xis bio says "catholic conservative"
▶ №12876494[Quote]>>12876508
>>12876485GEEEG it could be because you have 0 heckin' karma
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>>12876494someone post my comment doe because it will work as bait. Redditfishies cannot resist such a succulent argument. FisherMEN VVQN btw
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>>12876500GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
▶ №12876536[Quote]>>12876544
>>12876523>r/japanesepeopletwitterthats literally a pedo sub
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>>12876536I hate this subreddit
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>>12876527jannies approve the media NOWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>greentext of anon getting groomed on der 'cord
>redditgoogoogagas are asking for the 'cord link
GEG GEGGY
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>>12876552Another psyop made by soysrael
▶ №12876588[Quote]>>12876590
>>12876585nigga get rid of your half-cockney accent first
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>>12876588das not me nigga
▶ №12876600[Quote]>>12876604
>>12876595Doesn't eununch mean castrated man or something though
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>>12876595a eunuch is a historical term referring to medieval and ancient bureaucrats who would be castrated in order to prevent ambition and treachery against the king/emperor. The practice was quite prevalent in the ancient world, especially in Achaemenid Persia, as well as Ancient China, and it was continued until the Ottoman empire o algo
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>>12876601thank you for introducing me to these gemmy subreddits saar i'm off to 9 hours of gooning
▶ №12876613[Quote]>>12876615>>12876618
>>12876608femboy nazis are keyed doe
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>>12876611Possibly a karma farming bot
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>>12876613chudcacas what is this
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>>12876620all chudcels look like this btw centrism won
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>>12876614errrm check the left column on the first image saar
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>>12876623we might have, but we still got a reaction from reddit chuddies
▶ №12876633[Quote]>>12876637>>12876639
would be hilarious if this post got a reddit award doe
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>>12876633unlikely because redditcacas removed free awards o algo
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>>12876633I think there's free ones that you get once a day so thats not that hard now
▶ №12876642[Quote]>>12876644>>12876646>>12876651
i used to lurk on that board
the "psyop" shit is only used for faggot shit as like a CIA psyop to make you a fag
they dont know dont worry
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>>12876642I was thinking if this could be it
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>>12876611it's only one account, there are still plenty of reddit troons saying shit like this unironically
▶ №12876651[Quote]>>12876658>>12876666
>>12876642is it on r/4tran yet? we could get some gemmy reactions
▶ №12876658[Quote]>>12876662>>12876664>>12876666
>>12876651they'd know it's fake because it's a red board when it should be a blue board
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>>12876658surely we can lie in the title and say it is from a different board o algo
▶ №12876664[Quote]>>12876713
>>12876658ev&oe most of them are just annoying trannies and don't even use the 'cuck
▶ №12876671[Quote]>>12876677>>12876681
>>12876666can you see my comment? i wanna know if my new bait alt is working
▶ №12876681[Quote]>>12876688
>>12876671Which post? I don't see any comments under 4tran post
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>>12876667I guess we can try to make another fake screenshot and post it later
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>>12876691has to be bait o algo
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>>12876691nusoiscat34immigrants…
▶ №12876716[Quote]>>12876722
>>12876691do you guys really want 4chan immigrants?
▶ №12876720[Quote]>>12876741
>>12876718give me a name for the op and I will create one
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>>12876716nigga they think it's from 4chan retard
▶ №12876736[Quote]>>12876751
>>12876728because you're literwally the next pamperchu
▶ №12876741[Quote]>>12876746
>>12876720The soy(troy)text raid.
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>>12876728Get electroshock therapy
▶ №12876746[Quote]>>12876752
>>12876741Operation Sroyjan horse?
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>>12876752i shall make the page now then
▶ №12876758[Quote]>>12876768
>>12876751look into him yourself, you'll regret it
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>>12876748painting 'rucacas as pedophiles award
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>>12876666>>12876401>>12876368Okay 'teens. I need to step away for a moment. You can try to make a new greentext now. I'll try to come back soon
▶ №12876765[Quote]>>12876771>>12876787>>12876809
What if you posted another greentext but embedded cados asshole in either the post image or across the whole greentext
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>>12876768no nigga pamperchu's just a completely disgusting person
▶ №12876775[Quote]>>12876789>>12876792>>12876793>>12876794>>12876799
>>12876748which retard thought it was a good idea to make a tag called "child_sexual_abuse_material" imagine feds browsing your search history and they see this
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>>12876748>>12876765post this and do this
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graahhhh why aren't they commenting more i need more baitralds
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>>12876667Close to 300 now
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>>12876775trvke reminds me of the weird page links edramatica had..
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>>12876775Yeah pretty fucked
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>>12876765Can someone do this
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>>12876748someone do this
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>>12876825there is a tag for child sexual abuse material doe
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>>12876823you sir have one the internet for the day, take my gold.
