"let me choose the level i want to play u fucking idiot"

"i may have malaria... but the computer people gulp the Ass !!!"

"thinking of new and inventive ways to justify my gambling for non-existent cosmetics to the few helmet-wearers I know"

"Sure, it sucks to be the millions of people suffering from gambling addiction, but I'm different. I can quit whenever I want!"

"no thanks I dont do "autism""

"I don't know how, but Techland managed to make their shitty game even worse. Have fun not playing with your friends and enjoy the bugs and crashes."

"i crack the whip. "More! More!" I scream in anticipation of the next lashing. Needless to say, I am whipping my own ass again. Fun may be a thing of the past but the farm is optimal so idk kinda worth"

"who would've thought the result of crunch time development was a game of soulless, fatiguing and never-ending shit—just like the development process of this game"

"this game was so bad i haven't purchased a game since -Curator No. 2"