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 12853916[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>12853995>>12854120

>Sir, you need to calm down, please
>There is no frog calling you weird nicknames…what nusoipooper? nusoicolondrina?
<Nusoioompaloompas, sir
>That, nusoioompaloompas…nobody in this facility has ever called you that, nor we've heard of this term, so please calm down an-
^YOU DON'T GET IT RIGHT? EVERY NIGHT, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING NIGHT THERE'S A FROG OUTSIDE. NO WAIT, WRONG, MULTIPLE FROGS OUTSIDE
^I HEAR THEM CALL ME THAT, THEY'RE ALWAYS LIKE "KEEEEEEK MY SIDES"
^I CANNOT STAND THEM! AND WHAT'S WORSE…WHAT IS WORSE…EVERY DAY, MORNING, WHATEVER TIME I SEE THAT BLUE SPECIMEN…
^*points and touches window*
>We can only see a bird, sir
<Maybe he has schizophre-
^THAT IS THE THING, THE BIRD, THAT BLUE BIRD, HE'S USING MY 'JAKS…HE, HE USES THEM
>Jacks? Do we have anyone who's named Jack? Multiple?
<I don't know, sir
>Who is this Jack?
^NO, YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER, SOYJAKS, IT'S THE SAME!! WHERE'S MY, hold on…
^*checks pockets*
^*shows brain_brainlet_clenched_teeth_glasses_iq_looking_at_you_retard_saliva_small_brain_soyjak_stubble_text_variant_feraljak_wrinkles.png*
^THIS IS HOW YOU LOOK RIGHT NOW!!
>Maybe some distraction will calm you, I assume you like playing video games, from what I understand of today's youth
>What do we have here, a rhythm game, this game uhh what's the name I can't see
<God of War it says, sir
>That and this game about some woman climbing a mountain, that's pretty much it
^A RHYTHM GAME!? FNF!? YOU'RE TRYING TO TURN ME INTO THE NEXT ESL FNF PEDO FROM VENEZUELA?
^GOD OF WAR? DO YOU THINK I'M WARRIOR-Z?
^THAT GAME ABOUT SOME TRANNY CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN? CELESTE THING TROONSLOP? I'M NOT A TRANNY!!
^Wait…I KNEW IT, THIS IS THE SLOPJAKFICATION PROGRAM FACILITY!!!
^HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP THE JEWS ARE TRYING TO TURN ME INTO A SLOPJAK!!!!
>I think we need to investigate that term
<Surely, never heard or seen cases like this one
^DA HECKIN' JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS WANT ME TO BECOME A SLOPJAK!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!

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THIS GEM NEEDS TO ASCEND TO ARYANHEAVEN NOOOOOOOOOOW

 12853954[Quote]

GEG

 12853956[Quote]>>12853999

GEM? ON MY CATTY? NOOOOOO WE NEED HTSM SPAM, FEMFROG, AND BAIT NOO

 12853972[Quote]

GEM MUST GO UP

 12853978[Quote]

Gemerald

 12853980[Quote]

gem goes up

 12853995[Quote]

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>>12853916 (OP)
Aryan hands wrote this gem thread

 12853998[Quote]

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gemmy

 12853999[Quote]

>>12853956
geg this always happens for some reason, all the brim spammers are 9a0c 'cord friends

 12854000[Quote]

ACTUAL GEMERALD
this needs to be kept on page 1 so more soigluggas can see it

 12854006[Quote]>>12854031>>12854037>>12855217

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>webp

 12854011[Quote]

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You deserve to be on top

 12854015[Quote]>>12854059

THAT'S ALL WE WANT and oreos

 12854025[Quote]

Gemerald that deleted all instances of 'P, 'W, and 'O on the Internet

 12854031[Quote]

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>>12854006
somebody rape this nigger

 12854037[Quote]

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 12854040[Quote]

JANNIES PIN THIS NOOOOOOW

 12854042[Quote]

update

 12854052[Quote]

up

 12854053[Quote]

me: sees a gemmy thread
also me: everybody liked that

 12854054[Quote]

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>THAT'S ALL WE WANT and oreos
HERE THEY COME o algo

 12854059[Quote]

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>me: sees a gemmy thread
>also me: everybody liked that

 12854101[Quote]>>12854119

bubp

 12854117[Quote]

gem

 12854119[Quote]

>>12854101
bump doebeit

 12854120[Quote]

>>12853916 (OP)
This actually happened btw

 12854122[Quote]

Gemmy thread, that saved the sharty from the soypocalypse!

 12854142[Quote]

OY GEYM

 12854146[Quote]

defend this thread from the onslaught of niggercoally threads

 12854161[Quote]

reddit

 12854181[Quote]

4chan we won

 12854243[Quote]

do not

 12854266[Quote]

up

 12854299[Quote]

GEM UP THE LOG.

 12854309[Quote]

Gem

 12854374[Quote]

GEM THAT NEEDS VOICE ACTING NOWWW

 12854660[Quote]

vp

 12854717[Quote]

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 12854941[Quote]

vp

 12855217[Quote]

>>12854006
I AM GOING TO FUCKING RAPE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 12855830[Quote]

Gemmiest gem on the log, God bless you soyteen

 12855930[Quote]

tanzanite

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>Sir, you need to calm down, please
>There is no frog calling you weird nicknames…what nusoipooper? nusoicolondrina?
<Nusoioompaloompas, sir
>That, nusoioompaloompas…nobody in this facility has ever called you that, nor we've heard of this term, so please calm down an-
^YOU DON'T GET IT RIGHT? EVERY NIGHT, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING NIGHT THERE'S A FROG OUTSIDE. NO WAIT, WRONG, MULTIPLE FROGS OUTSIDE
^I HEAR THEM CALL ME THAT, THEY'RE ALWAYS LIKE "KEEEEEEK MY SIDES"
^I CANNOT STAND THEM! AND WHAT'S WORSE…WHAT IS WORSE…EVERY DAY, MORNING, WHATEVER TIME I SEE THAT BLUE SPECIMEN…
^*points and touches window*
>We can only see a bird, sir
<Maybe he has schizophre-
^THAT IS THE THING, THE BIRD, THAT BLUE BIRD, HE'S USING MY 'JAKS…HE, HE USES THEM
>Jacks? Do we have anyone who's named Jack? Multiple?
<I don't know, sir
>Who is this Jack?
^NO, YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER, SOYJAKS, IT'S THE SAME!! WHERE'S MY, hold on…
^*checks pockets*
^*shows brain_brainlet_clenched_teeth_glasses_iq_looking_at_you_retard_saliva_small_brain_soyjak_stubble_text_variant_feraljak_wrinkles.png*
^THIS IS HOW YOU LOOK RIGHT NOW!!
>Maybe some distraction will calm you, I assume you like playing video games, from what I understand of today's youth
>What do we have here, a rhythm game, this game uhh what's the name I can't see
<God of War it says, sir
>That and this game about some woman climbing a mountain, that's pretty much it
^A RHYTHM GAME!? FNF!? YOU'RE TRYING TO TURN ME INTO THE NEXT ESL FNF PEDO FROM VENEZUELA?
^GOD OF WAR? DO YOU THINK I'M WARRIOR-Z?
^THAT GAME ABOUT SOME TRANNY CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN? CELESTE THING TROONSLOP? I'M NOT A TRANNY!!
^Wait…I KNEW IT, THIS IS THE SLOPJAKFICATION PROGRAM FACILITY!!!
^HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP THE JEWS ARE TRYING TO TURN ME INTO A SLOPJAK!!!!
>I think we need to investigate that term
<Surely, never heard or seen cases like this one
^DA HECKIN' JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS WANT ME TO BECOME A SLOPJAK!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!

 12856073[Quote]

the gem that saves the Sharty

 12856124[Quote]

GOOOO UUUUUUP

 12856142[Quote]

GEMMMMMMM



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