
R: 38 / I: 10
>Sir, you need to calm down, please
>There is no frog calling you weird nicknames…what nusoipooper? nusoicolondrina?
<Nusoioompaloompas, sir
>That, nusoioompaloompas…nobody in this facility has ever called you that, nor we've heard of this term, so please calm down an-
^YOU DON'T GET IT RIGHT? EVERY NIGHT, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING NIGHT THERE'S A FROG OUTSIDE. NO WAIT, WRONG, MULTIPLE FROGS OUTSIDE
^I HEAR THEM CALL ME THAT, THEY'RE ALWAYS LIKE "KEEEEEEK MY SIDES"
^I CANNOT STAND THEM! AND WHAT'S WORSE…WHAT IS WORSE…EVERY DAY, MORNING, WHATEVER TIME I SEE THAT BLUE SPECIMEN…
^*points and touches window*
>We can only see a bird, sir
<Maybe he has schizophre-
^THAT IS THE THING, THE BIRD, THAT BLUE BIRD, HE'S USING MY 'JAKS…HE, HE USES THEM
>Jacks? Do we have anyone who's named Jack? Multiple?
<I don't know, sir
>Who is this Jack?
^NO, YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER, SOYJAKS, IT'S THE SAME!! WHERE'S MY, hold on…
^*checks pockets*
^*shows brain_brainlet_clenched_teeth_glasses_iq_looking_at_you_retard_saliva_small_brain_soyjak_stubble_text_variant_feraljak_wrinkles.png*
^THIS IS HOW YOU LOOK RIGHT NOW!!
>Maybe some distraction will calm you, I assume you like playing video games, from what I understand of today's youth
>What do we have here, a rhythm game, this game uhh what's the name I can't see
<God of War it says, sir
>That and this game about some woman climbing a mountain, that's pretty much it
^A RHYTHM GAME!? FNF!? YOU'RE TRYING TO TURN ME INTO THE NEXT ESL FNF PEDO FROM VENEZUELA?
^GOD OF WAR? DO YOU THINK I'M WARRIOR-Z?
^THAT GAME ABOUT SOME TRANNY CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN? CELESTE THING TROONSLOP? I'M NOT A TRANNY!!
^Wait…I KNEW IT, THIS IS THE SLOPJAKFICATION PROGRAM FACILITY!!!
^HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP THE JEWS ARE TRYING TO TURN ME INTO A SLOPJAK!!!!
>I think we need to investigate that term
<Surely, never heard or seen cases like this one
^DA HECKIN' JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS WANT ME TO BECOME A SLOPJAK!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!