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Why are there so many faggots here. Like unironic homosexuals.
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ITT: we soyquote every vlodnigger with gnortson
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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ITT WE GOON

Gooning thread
Every sisa welcome
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>you can't post niggerrapingtranny.webm
>BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY?
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NUSOIS…. IM FREEZING TO DEATH…. IM S…. IM SORRY FOR ALL THE TIMES IVE MADE FUN OF YOU CACAS…. I REALLY AM…. PLEASE… SAVE ME!
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>posting vlodson
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super mario flash

PLAY MY SHARTY MARIO LEVEL
load the game by clicking on the guy in the red box>level editor>load>paste the txt
<preddit space
post a screenshot if u manage to beat it
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imagine if we shilled these to the ‘tok
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VC thread
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Did the gemcord actually get leaked
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>jannies are finally aryan for once
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>having fun le bad
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>so heres why i deserve a gempass
>i make no oc which is le good
>i fall for bait
>i shit up the log with SNCA
>i know nothing about this site
>i force shitty variants with my cordbuddies which is le good
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does anyone have that one video animation of troonjak singing his theme song
it went like

>black and indigenous

>people of color
>black and indigenous
>people of color
>lesbian gay bi transgender and queer
>lesbian gay bi transgender and queer

it had some shitty ass beat in the song too
this video was spread everywhere in 2022-early 2023 sharty
i know one of yall have it
it can’t be lost media
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give me gemmy games to play im bored
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What do you do when you get ANGRY?
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>fnf bad cuz i said so
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>once i find dat cord hideout im gonna raid it with mah buddies
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jak this
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What if sharty got recognized as an organized crime syndicate and FBI decided to pull a RICO on us
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>tfw you realize it's monday and not a dream
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>sentient nameroll
>no arrow
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>wearing a nate mask to fool soyteens
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>
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jak him or he will ram soot's boat
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'teens did i cook with these chicken bacon ranch burritos?
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blog thread

hello and good evening o algo
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Nu vlodson killer just dropped
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>Your IP address currently does not meet the requirements to vote on polls.
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he came from a rare n64 game
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Just took 2 autism tests and they came out highly positive…I'm already diagnosed with schizophrenia
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post some gems
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This is the second time I’ve had an ip get banned for a post I didn’t make that was part of some shitty catty wipe attempt
Is this common or has my ip been stolen
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You can do one change to the sharty, what would you do
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>>chu
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>>12822392(OP)
Nigger
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I posted something on soy and i appeared on a, am i a schizo or mental retarded?
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>top thread being spammed with troon shit
>0 new posts
dead nigger hours
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>FUGGIN JARTYPEDO. STOP QUOTING ME WITH HTSM!
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soyduels are gemmy
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>mfw Shrek 5
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You can't force people to make gems . Forced gems become coal or iron at best.
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>chu~
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>I am sayhellotomylittlefriend here
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I am LAWNMOWERMAN HERE
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>going deeper underground
<going deeper underground
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Replace iron
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NAMEROLL IS AI POWERED

ITT we prove that nameroll is sentient document coincidentally accurate namerolls.
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Tranny children are ordering bathtub hormones in loli porn boxes
Apparently the creator of these was tied to some groomcord and packing used to say something along the lines of “keep away from parents”

>this generation is clearly lost man
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>banning users who don't thumbnail images
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FR00T ADD /coc/ so we can make an official Sharty Clash of Clans clan
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gemmy gem
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>I LOVE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES SO MUUUUCH
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>Jaggycucks can't solve JEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ
https://jiggie.fun/z10Eu5
PRESS ENTER TO CHAT
TOP LEFT PHOTO BUTTON SHOWS THE IMAGE
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𝐍𝐮𝐬𝐨𝐢 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐒 𝟏𝟓 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝟖 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐑 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓…
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nished by (((them)))
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>Posting "poopson (WARNING: WILL DESTROY THE SHARTY).png"
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so imagine if you could shit while eating and generate infinite shit
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is there any reason to use this site anymore? fuggen jardee
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What if Sotyan Airlines was a real airline? (based on this video)
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Like Trump said he was going to DoorDash all the Mexicans back to taco. Like that's good because they are like stealing our all good or something
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>having fun and not giving a fuck
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What's your favorite sin?
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>poopson (WARNING: WILL DESTROY THE SHARTY).png
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I PUNCH NAZIS
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gegggg remember earlier where teens were moralfagging about some literalwho troon that turned out to be a jeet and everyone stopped caring.
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IT'S TIME TO BE SERIOUS
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𝐍𝐮𝐬𝐨𝐢 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐒 𝟏𝟓 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝟖 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐑 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓…
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imagine if you could sit in a hot bathtub all day while scrolling the sharty
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is sitting in the cold at night with no clothes going to benefit me in any way like a cold shower does
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If Nigger = bad, and Aryan = good.. what's inbetween?
>
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we need a new owner

seriously, /soy/ is by far the most popular but also the most coaly board out there now that /nate/ is delete

>you can't talk about any of your interests because some nigger is gonna spam your thread with 3 hundred fucking pictures of a death nigga, basically 'eens with too much spare time and no interests at all


>the arty is even more rule cucked than 4cuck


>bunch of annoying fucking racebait like in 4cuck


>2 out of every 8 threads are worth putting your time on, rest is garbage, low effort coal or "x on the log"


>site is constantly dying even doe jaks are famous as hell everywhere else


i see more ai than drawings now, low effort coaly ai
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I hate this website
It's full of retarded sociopaths who are mentally ill projecting latent trannies
This website is a catalyst for the end of anonymity on the internet and will be the scapegoat justifying the complete end of privacy
Because you stupid niggers can't behave with anonymity, everyone gets punished for it and evil flourishes even more as a result
This website is evil and it must die
Fuck this shit website
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Is it true niggers like mustard greens?
>
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Nusoicacas…
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>not being able to read cursive
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>The chinese invented gigafly in the 2nd century BC
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>puppygirl
>fagslop
>i'm a sad fucking incel troon
>yuri
>other various 4tran shit
>shimeji simulation or troonhou self inserting
>dog toys (of course for puppy kink antimatter)
>forcing all of this brimstone on social media with ur autogynephiles from portland oregon
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OHNONONONO EARTHCACAS CANT EVEN TELEPORT OEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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Nudogjak
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Okay I made them look less jewish
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Oh my fauci this comment section…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE8Y1fFa5cw
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nusois can't experience this
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New Stonetoss

>first panel
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FROG POLL: Do you prefer Big Frogs or Small Frogs or Normalsized Frogs (standard Pepe size) ???????


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==We need to go after these ‘edos NAOOOO!!!
They’re like, heckin’ evil an shieee
We need to ‘oxx and ‘ape and ‘iss and ‘hit on them, NAOOO!!!
Heckin’ pee right now!!! Or something
If you don do this, you’re a fuggen jerdee!==
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Do people actually roll their eyes? Is that a thing people really unconsciously do?
>
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adventure threads are cringe
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T J D

janny is such a lazy cunt that my gems sometimes 404 before the media is approved. its not wonder the sharty's post count and participation are declining.
plus when janny decides to post it's own coal it gets approved immediately instead of falling to page 4 or off the ass end of the catty before approval.
you can not find a single screencap anywhere of janny ever posting anything that wasn't brim or worse
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Let's raid a bronypedo altchan

Mlpol.net
Raid these bronypedos
Make them bleed
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Everything's so blurry and everyone's so fake and everybody's empty and everything is so messed up. Preoccupied without you, I cannot live at all my whole world surrounds you, I stumble then I crawl. You could be my someone, you could be my scene you know that I'll protect you from all of the obscene I wonder what you're doing, imagine where you are there's oceans in between us, but that's not very far. Everyone is changing, there's no one left that's real so make up your own ending and let me know just how you feel. Because I am lost without you, I cannot live at all, my whole world surrounds you, I stumble then I crawl and you could be my someone, you could be my scene. You know that I will save you from all of the unclean. I wonder what you're doing, I wonder where you are there's oceans in between us, but that's not very far No, nobody told me what you thought
Nobody told me what to say
Everyone showed you where to turn
Told you when to run away
Nobody told you where to hide
Nobody told you what to say
Everyone showed you where to turn
Showed you when to run away
CAN YOU TAKE IT ALL AWAY
CAN YOU TAKE IT ALL AWAY
WELL, YOU SHOVED IT IN MY FACE
THIS PAIN YOU GAVE TO ME
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Lee was right

>Bronies this is your mindset
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Saying the n-word is bad guys.
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>THE JERDEE IS ACTUALLY COMING BACK NOW…? I'M STARTING TO GET REALLY SCARED
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are you on a vpn?


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>Nigger phonk
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>I'm at the stage where you totally heal from the defensive survival-mode nervous system you've been walking around as, like a fried zombie with dead eyes, your entire young adult life. It's where you spent your life never going after your wants, never hunting and feeding your Shadow's desires (Carl Jung), but lived a reactive life instead, where you waited for things to happen, then reacted in order to survive yet another ordeal. I'm seeing Neo in the mirror, I'm seeing who I was supposed to be all along, inside and out, before the Matrix sidelined me (ages 13-30). The problem though, is the limbo you find yourself in, having been a zombie for so long. You did not train the muscle that is your true self. You have no experience being Neo. Your eyes hurt because you've never used them before. You go outside clueless as to how to be.. you, i.e. the hunter version of yourself, because you've been masquerading as the prey for so long. I've ditched the prey act, but am yet to embody the hunter I'm supposed to be, he's a stranger to me. On one hand you want to walk around joyously, the joy you've always been forbidden to revel in, but on the other hand you wanna be your badass semi-nihilistic self that doesn't give a fuck and wants to get what it wants and stroke its own Shadow's ego, but you find yourself acting like such a square, neither expressing the joy nor the Shadow, just lame, a sacrificial lamb, a plays-it-safe square, it's insane.
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the extreme rule cucking and deletion of any gemmy threads by the jannies is actually not by the jannies at all, the mossad have taken over soy and they are trying to kill it. glowies are killing the sharty
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I have invented a new healthy drink that will make you strong. I drank pomeonderful+ apple cider + water at about 4:4:18 proportions mixed together. It taste really good
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What's the origin of this variant?
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I look like this and I post Vlodson
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>errythang has to include frogs soyjaks and gigglechats mayne. I dont make tha rulez. also i allow nas all the time but let me just delete your thread specifically
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>Shemmy shutdown
>Chinny returned
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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ain't know way yall hacked the hacker known as 4chan bruh. lIke aint know way yall hacked the hacker of the internet
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>I wanna smack yo grandma on her wrinkly ass
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Hey niggers, what should I do with my money?
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this is the deadest website ever
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Quote ## Admin

Hello it is totally real quote

Whoever gives me credit card and does not redeem wins free soygem pass
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jannies why are you deleting the thread about the ghost?
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No way nusois r sayin that loli child pornography is gooder than child child pornography like ur literal pedos for sayin that
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Itt we test the new word filter
Pedo
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this 'jak is brimerald
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test
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>keep making breads about cp you're almost winning!
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Foids are retarded
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>KitKat avatarfag
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what the FUCK is going on??
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Teens. Its a lot easier getting a gf when ur still a teen. Find a lover, stay loyal and then marry her when the time is right.
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Fuck this shit website
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jarty nigger lesotho adventure

You are a vantablack nigger living in Malealea, Lesotho. The village chieftan has just informed you that some white men are visiting and you need to hide your 'p and BMT, which irritates you greatly because you were just in the middle of posting on the Jarty about how Zellig is sharty culture.
Your computer made of sticks, rocks, monkey hide and raisin stands in front of you. Above you is a monkey you've recently skinned, and its pelt is piled in the corner to your left. You plan to make a Pomni cosplay from it later.
What do you do?
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MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!
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jannies why are you deleting the oompa loompa dox thread? o algo
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>Hacking 4chan filled with a buch of unempolyed people that will likely dox you is crazy😭
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Whats ur favorite minecraft version
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It is I, Lute. jakparty.soy is returning August 28th.

The Jarty will rise again.
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I hope that i can be with miss circle in the afterlife, my life has no meaning without her. If there's no afterlife and she isn't real then my life never mattered anyway.
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Test
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Delete this thread for free hot pockets
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we need more jaks like this
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Fingerboy's escape from the soysylum: part 1 (remade)

You are fingerboy, you have been kidnapped the glowies and it seems that you were transported to the infamous soysylum
You are in a white padded cell, there is a gaint camera and a steel door that is shut closed, you need to figure out a way to escape.
what well you do now?
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joons look like this
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fatass neutralplier drank all of the Soylent on the house.
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jannies whey'd you delete my foreskin
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>muhfuggas be powstin dah baidz an sheeii FINNA BAYN YO ASS CRACKA!
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cordtrannies are trying to do something to me what should I do?
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Soy Adventure - Save the Bull!

New thread because the old one is broken for some reason
<reddit space
In a last-ditch effort, you point out the chud's leakage, doing your best to remember your rhetorical tactics from Xitter.
>Hey um.. aren't you getting kind of mad?
<NO RETARD I'M NOT MAD I'M JUST MAKING FUN OF YOU FAGGOT
>I-If you're not mad, why are you still replying?
<BECAUSE IM MAKING YOU SEETHE AND ITS FUNNY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK UR SO MAD RIGHT NOW
>But I-I'm not mad, I don't even wanna continue this conversation you're the one continuing it
<THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING HUH WHY ARE YOU TALKING NIGGER
<WAIT
<YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT ME FROM SOYDUELING AREN'T YOU
<WELL IT WON'T WORK
<I'M NOT A RETARD LIKE YOU
Despite his words, a good 7 of the 10 minutes have already passed, during most of which the power of his soyduel was dampened by his leakage.
<YOU FUCKING CUCK NIGGER BASTARD!!! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL ACK YOU OBSESSED NIGGER!!
He pours all of his remaining strength into his attack for the remaining three minutes, but the damage has already been done.
You snap out of the stopped time and crumple to the truckbed, the orb clattering out of your hand. You are extremely disoriented, aching all over, barely able to stand - but not completely mindbroken.
You can hear the screams and gunshots of the ongoing gunfight. Low Life's car is swerving even more erratically, and seems as if it may crash any minute. The officer who attacked you in the Astral Plane has now diverted his attention solely to you, and is now raining all his bullets towards the truckbed you're in. What do you do?
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why are random threads being deleted???
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What is the backstory behind the terrible mouse with the serbian flag on it and why do I keep seeing it???
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Nazism is....


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why is every thread getting deleted
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I would really really hate it if someone posted a crack for renoise here in my bread head thread so DONT do that.
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>DEM FUGGIN BIGOTS MADE MY BOYFRIEND'S NEOCLITTY LEAK
https://www.reddit.com/r/wplace/comments/1mzfp22/i_just_got_threatened_by_some_bigots/
>silly boyclub user too
GEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG NUSOIBRAPPAS SHUT IT DOWN
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do you agree?
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he came from a deleted MIB cutscene
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fucking kill this site so many niggers talking about that its ok too goon to drawn child pornography holy fuck just kill everyone
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>loli le good cuz i goon to it
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>YOU FORGOT YOUR ARROW JARDEECUUCK
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>IASty rhymes
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will I ever be a good artist
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do you really find any of the memes here funny
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>mfw the drummer from twenty one pilots starts singing
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>remembering that one captcha that normgroids couldnt solve
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What gives a variant the "soy" energy like in the classic variants?
I try and draw a variant and they all look soulless..
> im trans btw
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>recently released MyMario app
GEGGG DO SOYBOYS REALLY UNIRONICALLY WATCH THIS NURSERY RHYME TYPE SHIT
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ballhog

if your not ballhog then die
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>da child pahrn is de saym as loli pahrn cuz bath make ma pecker erect
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I RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXESI RAPE PEDOPHILES WITH PICKAXES
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Beat and behead all pedos
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sharty what’s your most embarrassing moment
i remember this one time i thought i was lucid dreaming so i went to school and pulled out my dick in front of everyone and got expelled for it
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>how did adamkilla go from making music with blade and yung lean to working as an uberdriver, after being scammed by lil uzi for a verse
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>If 4Chan has been hacked, that’s a sign the world is coming to an end, 4Chan is supposed to be an unhackable website…
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I'm like 60% to 70% sure that this site has been infiltrated by tranny pedos
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What if there was an imageboard dedicated to /sp/?
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It’s been 2 hours buddy. At that point your about an hour and 50 minutes too late to delete my thread. I get you have it out for me because I’m considerably sexier then you but admit it janboi, you lost.
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blesopbdk bkobkoblob deiv
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https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-576,-499,8
THEY ARE VANDALIZING THE COALLIE
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person/people I strongly dislike this groomer that how about we take a chill pill and relax at the campfire
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Anybody who is saying shit like loli porn is equal to 'p (irl children being raped) is disrespecting the actual victims of child sexual abuse.
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which edit of this shitty nuvariant will you get? screenshot to find out!
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I wish a foid drip drip dripped her pussy on my face
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>why did i get expelled from school all i did was open my 'p folder during presentation
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Why is everyone talking about lolifags. I was playing Stellaris so i missed it
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>buying a 4chan ad on dambo.org for the qway in 2025
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>THE WIKI SAID SO!!!!
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Hey something really FREAKY happened yesterday!

Okay so I was having gay sex with my sister but then I discovered my sister is actually my brother!

So I was like WOW this is actually straight sex!?!?

Almost had a panic attack! Really wacky experience!!

But after I calmed down I realized I might actually be okay with straight sex after all!

And anyway I LOVE my brother even though I thought he was my sister.
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my father kissed me when i was 5 he's a literal pedophile child rapist
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How do you navigate the IRC bruh this shit too hard
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if the vpn is closer to the server
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>can't spam on the spamming site
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How do you navigate the IRC bruh this shit too hard
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delicious haram aryan snack:
potato sticks+2 eggs+ msg+ chili powder+ ketchup
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How do you navigate the IRC bruh this shit too hard
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>4chan being destroyed by soyjak party is like that scene in Age of Ultron where the small Ultron gets torn apart by a bigger, stronger Ultron
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>4chan being destroyed by soyjak party is like that scene in Age of Ultron where the small Ultron gets torn apart by a bigger, stronger Ultron
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Hey something really FREAKY happened yesterday!

Okay so I was having gay sex with my sister but then I discovered my sister is actually my brother!

So I was like WOW this is actually straight sex!?!?

Almost had a panic attack! Really wacky experience!!

But after I calmed down I realized I might actually be okay with straight sex after all!

And anyway I LOVE my brother even though I thought he was my sister.
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I'm 25 years old and have never kissed or had sex with a woman. It's because I'm socially awkward and look like a 15 year old.
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I'm 25 years old and have never kissed or had sex with a woman. It's because I'm socially awkward and look like a 15 year old.
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Just took 2 autism tests and they came out highly positive…I'm already diagnosed with schizophrenia
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How do you navigate the IRC bruh this shit too hard
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How do you navigate the IRC bruh this shit too hard
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>the barista
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Do you guys remember when some 'cord pedo made a video that caused the word roblox to be banned? GEG
R: 0 / I: 0
>Dox literally who threads
>Constant loli/shota morality arguments
>Threads constantly moved
>Nonsense
Just shut it down at this point
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>no beer
>no car
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>Dox literally who threads
>Constant loli/shota morality arguments
>Threads constantly moved
>Nonsense
Just shut it down at this point
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I wish there was a website or bunker that will be like old kway
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ITT we use playphrase to find Aryan dialogue
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>did 4chan ever drop any party? I heard this webste is full of incels.
>but i heard qaGODS are lit
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Nusoi back to school supplies
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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guys, please

>serious discussion of 'p morality
>on funny soyboy woahjack imageboard
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>warrior-Z
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DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS WHEN I WAS 5 YEARS OLD MY GRANDMA KISSED ME ON MY CHEEK THIS IS LITERALLY EPI OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>can't spam on the spamming site
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>OH IM A JARTYWAGON
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i just came back from vacation

AMA
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Fuck this shit country
Cloudfare cuts off on my country because of some shitty football match I don't give a shit about
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what the fuck is going on
R: 4 / I: 1

Question time


Which one do you use
R: 13 / I: 6

How to save this website:

>Ban Anime
>Ban Furries
>Ban MLP
>Ban FPE
>Ban 'zellig
>Ban FNF
>Ban Frogs
>Ban Giggers
>Ban all forms of NAS
>Delete every board except /soy/
>Let jannies be coal police
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>Be quiet kike. You sound like a seething kike. Sage. Swastika in the thread. White power. White race. KKK. Sieg heil for the Reich. Trump2020 #Reich. I sieg heil. Volk for the krieg. Krieg for the Führer. SS.

>Sage. Seething kike.
R: 9 / I: 0
Day 41 of nofap. I’m exercising as well but I still feel that it’s not enough fuel for my testosterone. What else can I do?
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Why are people arguing about loli on the bald man with glasses website
R: 1 / I: 0
not mine
>
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>A little bit of 'p in my life
>A little bit of 'p by my side
>A little bit of 'p all I need
>A little bit of 'p what I see
>A little bit of 'p in the sun
>A little bit of 'p all night long
>A little bit of 'p, here I am
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FNF Pedo catty wipe award
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R: 19 / I: 8
>NUSOICACAS HAVE A *URRRP* FAT FETISH!
>KEEEEEEEEEEK! IT'S *UUURRRRP* KINO!
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I DECLARE ANOTHER WAR ON COALSON!
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>boughtable BBC
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R: 2 / I: 1
I just raisined
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R: 4 / I: 0
>rejected again
R: 51 / I: 23
what should i animate
R: 4 / I: 1
>DELETING RANDOM IAS POSTS MAKES MY TINY DICK FEEL SO GOOD!!!!
R: 1 / I: 0
I need to know what happened last week
I wasn't able to use the shardee because I was inside a niggerweek in Niggerhell
>OH MY NIGGER! JUST CHECK THE HECKIN' AND FREAKIN' WIKIIIIIIIII YOU LAZY FUCK NIGGER
R: 1 / I: 0
a nigger stole my most expensive brainrot in steal a brainrot
R: 15 / I: 3
My parents are arguing again in the middle of the night and it's my fucking birthday today
R: 7 / I: 2
you are being judged
R: 4 / I: 1
This is crying
R: 7 / I: 1
why do gempassers be posting so much coal and sheeeeeeit
R: 0 / I: 0
>I HATE SOYJAKS AND I HATE SOYJAK CULTURE SO I JOINED THE JANNY TEAM TO MAKE POSTING HERE AS MISERABLE AS POSSIBLE FOR THE AVERAGE SOYTEEN
R: 0 / I: 0
>CALLING ME OUT FOR MY HYPOCRISY AND MISBEHAVIOR? NOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! A PERMABAN FOR YOU!
R: 0 / I: 0
>They're still giving obvious baiters (You)s and making entire threads dedicated to them
STOP GIVING OBVIOUS BAIT (YOU)S HOLY SHIT
R: 0 / I: 0
>You look like a bot.
>An unknown error occurred.
>An unknown error occurred when posting!
>Spam detected; post discarded.
>An unknown error occurred.
>An unknown error occurred when posting!
R: 0 / I: 0
>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T POST SOYJAKS ON THE SOYJAK SITE BECAUSE I AM A RETARDED TRANNY WHO'S DELETING STUFF AT RANDOM TO PRETEND TO BE BUSY SO I CAN GET MY PAYCHECK OF ZERO DOLLARS AND ZERO CENTS
R: 5 / I: 1
>meow
R: 1 / I: 0
chudcel ahh game 💀
R: 0 / I: 0
>I HAVE NEVER EVEN POSTED A SOYJAK BEFORE BECAUSE I AM JUST ANOTHER TRANNY FROM QUOTECORD WHO'S JANNYING FOR HIM FOR FREE AND I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT SOYJAK CULTURE ANYWAY SO I'M JUST GONNA DELETE POSTS AT RANDOM TO PRETEND THAT I'M BUSY
R: 10 / I: 4
Hey 'eens,
I've been thinking about leaving the sharty in September. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another 4cuck. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the mods won’t address:

1. NAS/Jaks with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.

2. Ongezellig porn and porn in general on the booru, sometimes even on here. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes. Yes, it's EPI, especially the ongezellig porn on the booru from 2023.

3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy managers), no quality raids, and it’s all about doxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam gore while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming gore are the same ones causing fastburn raids.

4. The site owners are neglecting the sharty. After Froot "left" as manager, he brought in a new group of mods who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses. The old advertisements for those boards are still up, even though they’ve been removed.

5. Namefags. Most of them cause infighting, dragging their drama into unrelated boards, and the jannies let it slide even though namefagging/avatarfagging is against the rules. Examples? Jo L and Protoraisiny.

6. There’s barely any community engagement from the jannies or managers—no asking users to make banners or themes, which stifles creativity.

7. Doing illegal stuff. Doxing is one thing, but attacking a water plant in Canada or making bombing threats to UK police is crossing the line and just invites federal attention. The more this happens, the faster our site will get taken down.

These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the Bald man with glasses website.

I want to say thank you to all the 'eens, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed.
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Does anyone want to be my friend
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this is the pigjak
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Nusoiretards don't understand that you can still think loli is disgusting pedo shit and that CSAM is worse because it's actual kids affected
R: 1 / I: 0
>I-IS… THAT… A… SOYDUEL???? ON… THE… BOARD FOR SOYJAKS??? NOOOOOOOOO!!! UNACCEPTABLE!!! MUST DELETE DELETE DELETE!!!!
R: 4 / I: 1
Hey 'eens,

I've been thinking about leaving the sharty in September. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another 4cuck. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the mods won’t address:

1. NAS/Jaks with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.

2. Ongezellig porn and porn in general on the booru, sometimes even on here. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes. Yes, it's EPI, especially the ongezellig porn on the booru from 2023.

3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy managers), no quality raids, and it’s all about doxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam gore while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming gore are the same ones causing fastburn raids.

4. The site owners are neglecting the sharty. After Froot "left" as manager, he brought in a new group of mods who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses. The old advertisements for those boards are still up, even though they’ve been removed.

5. Namefags. Most of them cause infighting, dragging their drama into unrelated boards, and the jannies let it slide even though namefagging/avatarfagging is against the rules. Examples? Jo L and Protoraisiny.

6. There’s barely any community engagement from the jannies or managers—no asking users to make banners or themes, which stifles creativity.

7. Doing illegal stuff. Doxing is one thing, but attacking a water plant in Canada or making bombing threats to UK police is crossing the line and just invites federal attention. The more this happens, the faster our site will get taken down.

These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the Bald man with glasses website.

I want to say thank you to all the 'eens, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed.
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>I(m23) feel murderous rage towards trump supporters and want to violently kill them. AITA?
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>IAS ON MY SOYJAK BOARD? NOT ON MY WATCH!
R: 9 / I: 2
I'm bored of soyjaks. We should make drawings that exalt and glorify masculinity. Like traces of Caesar or Jim Morrison.
R: 0 / I: 0
College is for niggers
R: 0 / I: 0
>IF I DELETE ONE MORE INNOCENT THREAD I WILL FINALLY BECOME A REAL WOM-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
R: 5 / I: 0
>being born is epi because your mom showed her vagina to you at 0 seconds old
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if you think about it the human brain is literally EPI because it can make thoughts of women.
R: 4 / I: 0
National socialism is incompatible with christian thought. More specifically, it follows the heresy of "Marcionism" where the old testament is considered bad and the new testament good (usually by having both books be different gods, which is absolute heresy. Also Jesus identified as the god of the old testament so it absolutely contradicts scripture). National socialist thought follows marcionism by "positive """"christianity"""" which denies many scriptures of the old testament which is anathema to christian dogma. Furthermore it's too accepting of pagans (look at himmler) as well.
>inb4 moved to /pol/
R: 3 / I: 2
Gemcord is spamming goonerbait do not engage
<How do you know.
I am Warrior-Z i am in the 'cord.ofc I would know.
<Do they think it is funny
Yes they do think it is funny. I don't find it funny
R: 1 / I: 0
>bro… the jews control everything, that’s why my life is like this…
<you don’t even control your laundry schedule, your mom does it while you screech about “white genocide” online
R: 1 / I: 0
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Sex is literally epi and exposing unfertilized eggs and sperm to adult sexual content.
Ban.sex.now!
R: 0 / I: 0
>errythang is fuggen cp
R: 4 / I: 0
>he's an evil giga even doe he's just smiling and gifting you a balloon
R: 4 / I: 0

Should soyjaks be banned from /soy/ ?


R: 8 / I: 0
guys, if i got my grandpa to post on the sharty would he be the oldest poster on the sharty?
R: 18 / I: 12
DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER
R: 3 / I: 1
We should overthrow Quote and the fascists like the October revolution that would be Gemmy I’m done fighting SNCA soyvil wars that are just created by the jannies to boost pph and hide the actual soyvil war happeing
R: 1 / I: 0
new tok gem
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My password is 4N8d]/rT-5D{>Y
R: 0 / I: 0
Idk how soyvil war 3 will be fought, but I know for a fact that soyvil war 4 will be fought on Facebook
R: 1 / I: 0

How to save the sharty:

Ban soyjaks
R: 8 / I: 2
kek, the sharty is dead and you idiots keep pretending it matters, all the memes, all the effort, wasted. i'm done with this rotting site, switching to the jarty where at least something alive is happening. so long nusois, enjoy your corpse.
R: 7 / I: 1
Nothing beats a jet 2 holiday
R: 1 / I: 0
I support LGBT people except the lesbians that I think are hot, it's a good thing that the rest of them aren't attracted to me
R: 19 / I: 10
R: 8 / I: 5

my final farewell to the sharty

Hi /soy/
I’ve been here since the earliest days of /qa/ and the beginnings of the sharty, watching it grow, laughing at memes, making threads that mattered, and connecting with people who understood what made this place special, but now… now it’s just noise. Every thread feels the same, every post recycled, bait threads, spam, underage posters pretending they’re clever, and the new users, the ones who never saw /qa/ alive, don’t even understand what was here or why it mattered, and I scroll, I post, I click refresh, pretending I belong, pretending this is fun, but it isn’t, it hasn’t been fun for years, and I’m done. September’s here, and with it my final goodbye. I’m leaving this shithole for good. All the memes, all the inside jokes, all the moments of genuine laughter are gone, replaced by hollow posts and people who don’t even know what they lost, and I tried to stay, I really did, but every thread, every reply, every post reminds me that the magic is dead, the energy is gone, and nothing will ever bring it back, and I realize now that I’m not just leaving a website, I’m leaving a corpse, a hollow shell of what used to be a community, and as I write this I can feel the emptiness, the decay, the slow rot of everything, and maybe someone will understand, maybe someone will read this and feel the same, but maybe no one will, and it doesn’t matter, because the sharty is dead, it’s been dead for years, it’s a hollow husk moving only because we keep feeding it, and i’m leaving, i’m gone, and you’ll keep posting, you’ll keep refreshing, you’ll keep pretending and laughing and thinking it matters and it doesn’t and i’m done and the site is dead and the posts are meaningless and the memes are dead and the threads are hollow and the laughs are echoes and you’re all echoes too and i and i and i and the sharty and the jarty and the memes and the posts and the threads and the clicks and the refreshes and the hollow the hollow the hollow and and and what is meaning what is alive what is dead what is post what is board what is laugh what is echo what is who what is why and and and i leave i leave i leave but still it moves still it posts still it clicks still it spins still it exists and and is it real or am i real or are we all just typing into the void
R: 5 / I: 1
Ironic neo-nazi here AMA
R: 2 / I: 0
I’ve been here since 2023, watching this place twist from semi-coherent chaos into something that almost feels alive and dead at the same time. The threads change shape as I scroll, users post with meaning or without, raids collapse under their own energy, memes stretch into echoes that vanish before you can hold them, and boards appear like ghosts that nobody remembers summoning. I thought I could catch the spark, the tiny flash of old /qa/ days, but even memories of 2021 fade into pixelated shadows.

Every NAS post feels like it’s just bait folded into another bait folded into a meme folded into a thread folded into a click, a scroll, a refresh, a glance, and suddenly the line between typing and thinking disappears. I try to write something coherent, something final, but the letters bend around themselves, words collide with other words, and meaning unravels into patterns I cannot follow. Moderators vanish and reappear like flickering lights, boards vanish while the announcements of their removal linger like old ghosts, threads spiral into themselves, and somewhere in the background someone laughs or cries or just clicks.

I’m leaving in September. Or maybe I’ve already left. Or maybe the sharty itself is leaving me. The clicks click themselves, the threads thread themselves, the memes laugh alone, the echoes cry, and I—am not sure if I type or if typing types me. Shapes fold into shadows, shadows fold into thoughts, thoughts fold into nothing, and nothing folds into everything, or maybe everything folds into the empty corner of the booru where images melt before they’re seen.

Time folds sideways, laughter fractures, cries scatter, posts post themselves, and in the center, something spins spinning spinning spinning, letters collide into shapes that are neither letters nor shapes, threads twine with echoes, echoes twine with memory, memory twines with the smell of decay, the taste of hollow, the pulse of the dead, and I try to write, I try to leave, I try to stop, but the act of leaving leaves the leaving leaving itself leaving itself leaving itself leaving itself leaving
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Should 4N8d]/rT-5D{>Y be a bannable offense?


R: 3 / I: 0
ITT WE…


spoiler every message im trans btw
R: 108 / I: 48

Adventure thread: Fingerboy's escape from the soysylum part 2

You are fingerboy
You managed to escape the soysylum, however you know that the guards and the glowies are looking for you.
What well you do?
R: 426 / I: 109

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 1257 / I: 301

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 539 / I: 62
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)

Recruitment is Open

A new bone-chilling sharty production is now in development.
If you are interested in working on a creative project and have experience in:
>Coding (Unity preferred)
>3D Modeling
>2D Art
>2D Animation
>Sound Design
>Music Composition
Please send an email to soysneed@soyjak.st
Include your area of interest and any relevant samples of past work or OC you are willing to share. Having a gempass, booru, or wiki account in good standing is preferred.

More info coming soon.

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