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What if there was an imageboard dedicated to /sp/?

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blesopbdk bkobkoblob deiv

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Okay I made them look less jewish

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>recently released MyMario app
GEGGG DO SOYBOYS REALLY UNIRONICALLY WATCH THIS NURSERY RHYME TYPE SHIT

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imagine if we shilled these to the ‘tok

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Just took 2 autism tests and they came out highly positive…I'm already diagnosed with schizophrenia

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https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-576,-499,8
THEY ARE VANDALIZING THE COALLIE

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fucking kill this site so many niggers talking about that its ok too goon to drawn child pornography holy fuck just kill everyone

R: 4 / I: 3
person/people I strongly dislike this groomer that how about we take a chill pill and relax at the campfire

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Anybody who is saying shit like loli porn is equal to 'p (irl children being raped) is disrespecting the actual victims of child sexual abuse.

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which edit of this shitty nuvariant will you get? screenshot to find out!

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WTF is wrong with nujannies

Like, I saw a few threads that are otherwise innocent and relatively IAS getting deleted for literally no reason

And yet, literal porn, spam, and bait get to stay up relatively unmolested

Today, a post talking about the recent influx of cunnypedos and loli defenders on /soy/ got deleted by the jannies

This looks REALLY really bad
Sharty jannies are literally willing to delete IAS posts than banning pedos off the site

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I wish a foid drip drip dripped her pussy on my face

R: 4 / I: 0
Why is everyone talking about lolifags. I was playing Stellaris so i missed it

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Let's raid a bronypedo altchan

Mlpol.net
Raid these bronypedos
Make them bleed

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MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!

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Is lolis and lolicon really that bad?
I think it is but I want to know the shorty's opinion on it

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That isn't true tho, y'all are concerned about immigration when its good for our economy?????? Or deny white privilege because it doesn't fit your narrative???? You don't like trans people for some reason?????? You feel that abortions a sin, but it's good for the world?????? You want more guns to counter shootings?????? You have spats online with LGBT+ people and all your demonic syndicate of "leftists" for no apparent reason? You want to build a wall between you and Mexico because you feel they're all criminals, even though that's not true? You think the world's blowing up and being taken over by "the left" for some reason? Now, let me explain white privilege to you. Let's say 300 years ago, you enslave a bunch of people and discriminate against them for 300 years. First off that creates systemic rascism because the people in power ( whites) might choose whites for a job more, because they are biased. Second off, predominantly, whites will end up more rich and blacks will end up poorer. Now, if these blacks are mostly unemployed or poor, they turn to crime, drugs, etc meaning that because of 300 years of discrimination, even if nobody is directly rascist anymore ( which isn't true) whites will predominantly be richer, and blacks stay poorer. With other minorities, they might face bias or stereotypes.

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will I ever be a good artist

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Hey something really FREAKY happened yesterday!

Okay so I was having gay sex with my sister but then I discovered my sister is actually my brother!

So I was like WOW this is actually straight sex!?!?

Almost had a panic attack! Really wacky experience!!

But after I calmed down I realized I might actually be okay with straight sex after all!

And anyway I LOVE my brother even though I thought he was my sister.

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my father kissed me when i was 5 he's a literal pedophile child rapist

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How do you navigate the IRC bruh this shit too hard

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if the vpn is closer to the server

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How do you navigate the IRC bruh this shit too hard

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delicious haram aryan snack:
potato sticks+2 eggs+ msg+ chili powder+ ketchup

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How do you navigate the IRC bruh this shit too hard

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Hey something really FREAKY happened yesterday!

Okay so I was having gay sex with my sister but then I discovered my sister is actually my brother!

So I was like WOW this is actually straight sex!?!?

Almost had a panic attack! Really wacky experience!!

But after I calmed down I realized I might actually be okay with straight sex after all!

And anyway I LOVE my brother even though I thought he was my sister.

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I'm 25 years old and have never kissed or had sex with a woman. It's because I'm socially awkward and look like a 15 year old.

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I'm 25 years old and have never kissed or had sex with a woman. It's because I'm socially awkward and look like a 15 year old.

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Just took 2 autism tests and they came out highly positive…I'm already diagnosed with schizophrenia

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How do you navigate the IRC bruh this shit too hard

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How do you navigate the IRC bruh this shit too hard

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Do you guys remember when some 'cord pedo made a video that caused the word roblox to be banned? GEG

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>Dox literally who threads
>Constant loli/shota morality arguments
>Threads constantly moved
>Nonsense
Just shut it down at this point

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>Dox literally who threads
>Constant loli/shota morality arguments
>Threads constantly moved
>Nonsense
Just shut it down at this point

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I wish there was a website or bunker that will be like old kway

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ITT we use playphrase to find Aryan dialogue

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Nusoi back to school supplies

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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

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Why are people arguing about loli on the bald man with glasses website

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do you really find any of the memes here funny

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DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS WHEN I WAS 5 YEARS OLD MY GRANDMA KISSED ME ON MY CHEEK THIS IS LITERALLY EPI OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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why was this thread deleted?
the jannies are literally willing to delete ias posts than banning pedos

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i just came back from vacation

AMA

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we need a new owner

seriously, /soy/ is by far the most popular but also the most coaly board out there now that /nate/ is delete

>you can't talk about any of your interests because some nigger is gonna spam your thread with 3 hundred fucking pictures of a death nigga, basically 'eens with too much spare time and no interests at all

>the arty is even more rule cucked than 4cuck

>bunch of annoying fucking racebait like in 4cuck

>2 out of every 8 threads are worth putting your time on, rest is garbage, low effort coal or "x on the log"

>site is constantly dying even doe jaks are famous as hell everywhere else

i see more ai than drawings now, low effort coaly ai

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Fuck this shit country
Cloudfare cuts off on my country because of some shitty football match I don't give a shit about

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what the fuck is going on

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not mine
>

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Question time

Which one do you use

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Day 41 of nofap. I’m exercising as well but I still feel that it’s not enough fuel for my testosterone. What else can I do?

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Hi soyteens, did you know that the guy who animated the sexy poodle video is an unironic lolifag pedo who uploads EPI content on YouTube?

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FNF Pedo catty wipe award

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Oh my fauci this comment section…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE8Y1fFa5cw

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This is your current state of the sharty
People literally defending animated 'p and cub because "they're fictional"

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What's with the 'p vs lolicon debate. Are we back to kuz era sharty?

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I just raisined

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what should i animate

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Im a htsm poster and I geniunly hate modern sharty. I hope it gets shutdown in a few months. People should tip this site to the FBI

R: 1 / I: 0
I need to know what happened last week
I wasn't able to use the shardee because I was inside a niggerweek in Niggerhell
>OH MY NIGGER! JUST CHECK THE HECKIN' AND FREAKIN' WIKIIIIIIIII YOU LAZY FUCK NIGGER

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a nigger stole my most expensive brainrot in steal a brainrot

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My parents are arguing again in the middle of the night and it's my fucking birthday today

R: 4 / I: 1
This is crying

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why do gempassers be posting so much coal and sheeeeeeit

R: 1 / I: 0
chudcel ahh game 💀

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Hey 'eens,
I've been thinking about leaving the sharty in September. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another 4cuck. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the mods won’t address:

1. NAS/Jaks with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.

2. Ongezellig porn and porn in general on the booru, sometimes even on here. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes. Yes, it's EPI, especially the ongezellig porn on the booru from 2023.

3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy managers), no quality raids, and it’s all about doxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam gore while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming gore are the same ones causing fastburn raids.

4. The site owners are neglecting the sharty. After Froot "left" as manager, he brought in a new group of mods who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses. The old advertisements for those boards are still up, even though they’ve been removed.

5. Namefags. Most of them cause infighting, dragging their drama into unrelated boards, and the jannies let it slide even though namefagging/avatarfagging is against the rules. Examples? Jo L and Protoraisiny.

6. There’s barely any community engagement from the jannies or managers—no asking users to make banners or themes, which stifles creativity.

7. Doing illegal stuff. Doxing is one thing, but attacking a water plant in Canada or making bombing threats to UK police is crossing the line and just invites federal attention. The more this happens, the faster our site will get taken down.

These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the Bald man with glasses website.

I want to say thank you to all the 'eens, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed.

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Does anyone want to be my friend

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this is the pigjak

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Nusoiretards don't understand that you can still think loli is disgusting pedo shit and that CSAM is worse because it's actual kids affected

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Hey 'eens,

I've been thinking about leaving the sharty in September. The main reason is that I’m heading off to university, but I also feel like this website is going downhill and turning into another 4cuck. Before you call me a downer, let me lay out the issues that are ruining this place and that the mods won’t address:

1. NAS/Jaks with zero original content—just used to bait the userbase and stir up rage.

2. Ongezellig porn and porn in general on the booru, sometimes even on here. This site is supposedly for 16-year-olds, yet they’re being exposed to interracial porn jokes. Yes, it's EPI, especially the ongezellig porn on the booru from 2023.

3. The hype train is dead. There’s no excitement for events (thanks to lazy managers), no quality raids, and it’s all about doxing nobodies who aren’t even pedos. Even when they are literal nobodies, the raids are low quality, with no sense of unity—some people spam gore while others condemn it, leading to infighting. The ones spamming gore are the same ones causing fastburn raids.

4. The site owners are neglecting the sharty. After Froot "left" as manager, he brought in a new group of mods who don’t even show themselves. This cult of personalities lacks humanity—nobody knows who these new jannies are, and they’re constantly adding and removing boards that nobody uses. The old advertisements for those boards are still up, even though they’ve been removed.

5. Namefags. Most of them cause infighting, dragging their drama into unrelated boards, and the jannies let it slide even though namefagging/avatarfagging is against the rules. Examples? Jo L and Protoraisiny.

6. There’s barely any community engagement from the jannies or managers—no asking users to make banners or themes, which stifles creativity.

7. Doing illegal stuff. Doxing is one thing, but attacking a water plant in Canada or making bombing threats to UK police is crossing the line and just invites federal attention. The more this happens, the faster our site will get taken down.

These are the issues I wanted to highlight about this community. On a personal note, this website is rotting my brain. I’ve learned everything I can from it, and there’s nothing new or interesting coming out of it. I just turned 19 a few days ago, and I want to be more optimistic and do something other than wasting away on the Bald man with glasses website.

I want to say thank you to all the 'eens, all the threads, and all the fun we’ve had, but for me, this chapter is closed.

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O
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I'm bored of soyjaks. We should make drawings that exalt and glorify masculinity. Like traces of Caesar or Jim Morrison.

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College is for niggers

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if you think about it the human brain is literally EPI because it can make thoughts of women.

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National socialism is incompatible with christian thought. More specifically, it follows the heresy of "Marcionism" where the old testament is considered bad and the new testament good (usually by having both books be different gods, which is absolute heresy. Also Jesus identified as the god of the old testament so it absolutely contradicts scripture). National socialist thought follows marcionism by "positive """"christianity"""" which denies many scriptures of the old testament which is anathema to christian dogma. Furthermore it's too accepting of pagans (look at himmler) as well.
>inb4 moved to /pol/

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Gemcord is spamming goonerbait do not engage
<How do you know.
I am Warrior-Z i am in the 'cord.ofc I would know.
<Do they think it is funny
Yes they do think it is funny. I don't find it funny

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Sex is literally epi and exposing unfertilized eggs and sperm to adult sexual content.
Ban.sex.now!

R: 5 / I: 1
Do people actually roll their eyes? Is that a thing people really unconsciously do?
>

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guys, if i got my grandpa to post on the sharty would he be the oldest poster on the sharty?

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DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER

R: 3 / I: 1
We should overthrow Quote and the fascists like the October revolution that would be Gemmy I’m done fighting SNCA soyvil wars that are just created by the jannies to boost pph and hide the actual soyvil war happeing

R: 1 / I: 0
new tok gem

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My password is 4N8d]/rT-5D{>Y

R: 0 / I: 0
Idk how soyvil war 3 will be fought, but I know for a fact that soyvil war 4 will be fought on Facebook

R: 1 / I: 0

How to save the sharty:

Ban soyjaks

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kek, the sharty is dead and you idiots keep pretending it matters, all the memes, all the effort, wasted. i'm done with this rotting site, switching to the jarty where at least something alive is happening. so long nusois, enjoy your corpse.

R: 9 / I: 1
Nothing beats a jet 2 holiday

R: 1 / I: 0
I support LGBT people except the lesbians that I think are hot, it's a good thing that the rest of them aren't attracted to me

R: 8 / I: 5

my final farewell to the sharty

Hi /soy/
I’ve been here since the earliest days of /qa/ and the beginnings of the sharty, watching it grow, laughing at memes, making threads that mattered, and connecting with people who understood what made this place special, but now… now it’s just noise. Every thread feels the same, every post recycled, bait threads, spam, underage posters pretending they’re clever, and the new users, the ones who never saw /qa/ alive, don’t even understand what was here or why it mattered, and I scroll, I post, I click refresh, pretending I belong, pretending this is fun, but it isn’t, it hasn’t been fun for years, and I’m done. September’s here, and with it my final goodbye. I’m leaving this shithole for good. All the memes, all the inside jokes, all the moments of genuine laughter are gone, replaced by hollow posts and people who don’t even know what they lost, and I tried to stay, I really did, but every thread, every reply, every post reminds me that the magic is dead, the energy is gone, and nothing will ever bring it back, and I realize now that I’m not just leaving a website, I’m leaving a corpse, a hollow shell of what used to be a community, and as I write this I can feel the emptiness, the decay, the slow rot of everything, and maybe someone will understand, maybe someone will read this and feel the same, but maybe no one will, and it doesn’t matter, because the sharty is dead, it’s been dead for years, it’s a hollow husk moving only because we keep feeding it, and i’m leaving, i’m gone, and you’ll keep posting, you’ll keep refreshing, you’ll keep pretending and laughing and thinking it matters and it doesn’t and i’m done and the site is dead and the posts are meaningless and the memes are dead and the threads are hollow and the laughs are echoes and you’re all echoes too and i and i and i and the sharty and the jarty and the memes and the posts and the threads and the clicks and the refreshes and the hollow the hollow the hollow and and and what is meaning what is alive what is dead what is post what is board what is laugh what is echo what is who what is why and and and i leave i leave i leave but still it moves still it posts still it clicks still it spins still it exists and and is it real or am i real or are we all just typing into the void

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Ironic neo-nazi here AMA

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I’ve been here since 2023, watching this place twist from semi-coherent chaos into something that almost feels alive and dead at the same time. The threads change shape as I scroll, users post with meaning or without, raids collapse under their own energy, memes stretch into echoes that vanish before you can hold them, and boards appear like ghosts that nobody remembers summoning. I thought I could catch the spark, the tiny flash of old /qa/ days, but even memories of 2021 fade into pixelated shadows.

Every NAS post feels like it’s just bait folded into another bait folded into a meme folded into a thread folded into a click, a scroll, a refresh, a glance, and suddenly the line between typing and thinking disappears. I try to write something coherent, something final, but the letters bend around themselves, words collide with other words, and meaning unravels into patterns I cannot follow. Moderators vanish and reappear like flickering lights, boards vanish while the announcements of their removal linger like old ghosts, threads spiral into themselves, and somewhere in the background someone laughs or cries or just clicks.

I’m leaving in September. Or maybe I’ve already left. Or maybe the sharty itself is leaving me. The clicks click themselves, the threads thread themselves, the memes laugh alone, the echoes cry, and I—am not sure if I type or if typing types me. Shapes fold into shadows, shadows fold into thoughts, thoughts fold into nothing, and nothing folds into everything, or maybe everything folds into the empty corner of the booru where images melt before they’re seen.

Time folds sideways, laughter fractures, cries scatter, posts post themselves, and in the center, something spins spinning spinning spinning, letters collide into shapes that are neither letters nor shapes, threads twine with echoes, echoes twine with memory, memory twines with the smell of decay, the taste of hollow, the pulse of the dead, and I try to write, I try to leave, I try to stop, but the act of leaving leaves the leaving leaving itself leaving itself leaving itself leaving itself leaving

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ITT WE…


spoiler every message im trans btw

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Oh no, a Vlodson! D:
Now your day is ruined.

R: 53 / I: 10
Unironic neo-nazi here AMA

R: 4 / I: 0

How to save the sharty:

Collect user data and sell them to advertisers

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Giga world

R: 3 / I: 2
I love BBC

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it's really named like that

/j/ - Jeanie's Hotel and Restaurant

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ITT we post our real faces

R: 1 / I: 0
North India more Aryan DNA than Spain. We are the Aryan

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how many times has this happened to you

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Fingerboy's escape from the soysylum: part 1 (remade)

You are fingerboy, you have been kidnapped the glowies and it seems that you were transported to the infamous soysylum
You are in a white padded cell, there is a gaint camera and a steel door that is shut closed, you need to figure out a way to escape.
what well you do now?

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T J D

janny is such a lazy cunt that my gems sometimes 404 before the media is approved. its not wonder the sharty's post count and participation are declining.
plus when janny decides to post it's own coal it gets approved immediately instead of falling to page 4 or off the ass end of the catty before approval.
you can not find a single screencap anywhere of janny ever posting anything that wasn't brim or worse

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ITT: we talk like shartytroons
>clitty clitty my clitty is leaking BBC o algo

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gigger on ze log

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The current state of the sharty

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Daily Dose

Oh Nusoi! It's time to take your Daily Dose!

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i have food poisoning, my stomach hurts and i'm farting, please help.

R: 0 / I: 0
post some gems

R: 1 / I: 0
what the fuck is this supposed to mean

R: 1 / I: 0
Realistically if I were to become president and nuke Israel on the spot what would most likely happen?

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Soy Adventure - Save the Bull!

New thread because the old one is broken for some reason
<reddit space
In a last-ditch effort, you point out the chud's leakage, doing your best to remember your rhetorical tactics from Xitter.
>Hey um.. aren't you getting kind of mad?
<NO RETARD I'M NOT MAD I'M JUST MAKING FUN OF YOU FAGGOT
>I-If you're not mad, why are you still replying?
<BECAUSE IM MAKING YOU SEETHE AND ITS FUNNY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK UR SO MAD RIGHT NOW
>But I-I'm not mad, I don't even wanna continue this conversation you're the one continuing it
<THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING HUH WHY ARE YOU TALKING NIGGER
<WAIT
<YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT ME FROM SOYDUELING AREN'T YOU
<WELL IT WON'T WORK
<I'M NOT A RETARD LIKE YOU
Despite his words, a good 7 of the 10 minutes have already passed, during most of which the power of his soyduel was dampened by his leakage.
<YOU FUCKING CUCK NIGGER BASTARD!!! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL ACK YOU OBSESSED NIGGER!!
He pours all of his remaining strength into his attack for the remaining three minutes, but the damage has already been done.
You snap out of the stopped time and crumple to the truckbed, the orb clattering out of your hand. You are extremely disoriented, aching all over, barely able to stand - but not completely mindbroken.
You can hear the screams and gunshots of the ongoing gunfight. Low Life's car is swerving even more erratically, and seems as if it may crash any minute. The officer who attacked you in the Astral Plane has now diverted his attention solely to you, and is now raining all his bullets towards the truckbed you're in. What do you do?

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You can't force people to make gems . Forced gems become coal or iron at best.

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14_TRVE_VVVRIOR_OV_ODIN_88 Hello Saars, I am a TRVE ARYAN SVLDIER and part of the VTTVMVVVFFEN DVVVSVN I am fighting for the VVHITE RVCE ænd the BLVCK SVN and ovr svpreme leader VDLF HVTLER I am a TRVE CHVD and wake vp every dvy at 3am and hvve a cold shovver then go for a rvn, then go to work out at the gym for 4 hours before running home and meditating to connect vvith the ARYAN GVDS for hours before stvdying for hours, I then go out for an evening vvalk and then go back home to finish some work before stretching before bed and sleeping, of course after offering my prayers to the aryan gods and adolf hitler and himmler as vvell. Seig heil a day has been accvmplished. I am an ARYAN SVLDIER RAAAHHH And vn svndvys I gv fvr a hike in the mountains like a TRVE ARYAN VVARIVR

Nofap streak: 5 years, 14 days and 88 seconds I am RVMAN Aryan and vedic and a provd fvllvvvwer vf HINDVTVA LVNG LIVE THE ARYAN RACE ⚡⚡

I'm also 1000% RVMAN S.P.Q.R. And am currently cvmpvsing V bvvk vn the RVMAN VEDIC GERMANIC SAXON ARYAN CIVILISVTION led by the NSDAP ov Hindvstan that existed from 14000-880BC before Agartha vvas sealed up to try and contain Judea VVE VVILL RISE VGVÏN (Hvplvgrovp R1a Eye Covlovr A10# ARYAN BEAST though

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what the fuck does "Your IP address currently does not meet the requirements to vote on polls." mean
i used to get it but not anymore

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hello teens, i made the fingerboy adventure thread, sholud i remake the first part of the adventure or just post the images from the first part of the adventure?

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“lol watching the sharty die in real time while you idiots keep posting thinking it matters is peak comedy”

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hi guyyyyyyys :3
i hate black ppl >w<

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ITT: we talk like 4trooners
>I accept your concession lmao

R: 5 / I: 1
How the fuck can you be so bad you're kicked out of 4chan ?!

R: 6 / I: 7
is the jarty actually coming badk? marge? proof?

R: 1 / I: 1
Imagine a coal-fired power station but the coal is replaced by niggers

R: 5 / I: 3
Peeing is epi because you have to hold your dick to do it and your dick squirts liquid like when you jizz

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The soyjak meme is dead, and it's time to stop trying to keep this going. It is inevitable and it has to happen at some point in time. Many of you who truely love soyjak culture may think that shutting down jakparty.soy is a bad idea, but I hope that you may find somewhere else to make fun of soyboys.

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why cant i eat dogs tho

>they are frens!!!!
they are YOUR friends. not mine. im not even friends with most human, let alone dogs
>they taste BAD
they taste bad in YOUR country. here grows a type of herb that once rubbed on dog meat will erase its spicyness and bring out a juicy flavor that, when coupled with homebrew probably lethal alcohol, will take you to heaven
>nothing GOOD comes from eating dogs
*ERRRR* wrong again. 5 millions dogs are consumed each year, which would have been 5 million wild dogs shitting and pissing the streets and possibly transmit rabies
>y-y-you can eat OTHER meats
yes but i WANT to eat dogs
>ju-just STOP EATING THE PUPPERINOS
NO. i WILL eat the PUPPERINO

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⚠️SCARY GEORGE FLOYD JUMPSCARE DO NOT CLICK ⚠️ WILL MAKE YOU FAINT LESS THAN SECONDS 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 and oreos

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This is how I look when my OP has zero (0) replies

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Rayman speedrunner here
If you kept up with me you would know my savefile got corrupted
Albeit I decided to rebeat it with mods
ama

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Why is Frogson posted here? He doesn't have glasses, is not black and white amd doesn't have a neck beard - he's not a soyjak

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mario lost
sonic acked
rayman VVQN

R: 11 / I: 8
Look at this absolute gegmine
https://www.tiktok.com/@biggsexii2

R: 9 / I: 4
Honestly, is gooning even that bad? I know we mock the saying a lot, but studies really do show that it IS good for your prostate.

R: 0 / I: 0
BRO HE POSTED THE FUNNY ASGORE TRUCK AGAIN

R: 11 / I: 3
/soy/, which animals are aryan beasts or something

R: 8 / I: 3

ITT WE GOON TO SOYTAN GEMMYS

For the obssesed faggots nigger
FNF VVON
BRAZIL VVON
SHITGARIA LOST
BRAPGENTINA LOST

R: 147 / I: 62

jarty nigger lesotho adventure

You are a vantablack nigger living in Malealea, Lesotho. The village chieftan has just informed you that some white men are visiting and you need to hide your 'p and BMT, which irritates you greatly because you were just in the middle of posting on the Jarty about how Zellig is sharty culture.
Your computer made of sticks, rocks, monkey hide and raisin stands in front of you. Above you is a monkey you've recently skinned, and its pelt is piled in the corner to your left. You plan to make a Pomni cosplay from it later.
What do you do?

R: 5 / I: 1
WASTELANDIA ISNT ACTUALLY TROONSLOP IT'S LITERALLY JUST ONE GUY TRYING TO PSYOP IT INTO THE KULCHURE
>thread made about it saying it's the next troonslop
>/Qa/ thread made
>Artificial qa namefag starts posting
>soyjaks edits made (clearly by same guy)
WE ARE HERE
>troonjak edits made by same guy
>Eventually makes it onto the ru
>Spirals into becoming culture via nusoi reposting it because they don't know

R: 1 / I: 0
IAS?

R: 18 / I: 2
nusois i think i found doll he is a moderator on a half life 2 roleplay server

R: 26 / I: 9
BREAKING SOY NEWS
TROON DRAWFAGS DISCOVERED SLOPJAKS AND ARE NOW USING THEM AGAINST LE FUGGIN CHUDS
drawer in question btw
>i am not like de other troons because i have le gun or however the school is shot..
https://www.instagram.com/urexpir3dgf/

R: 6 / I: 3
Are there any variants from the past 2 years that are actual gems

R: 4 / I: 1
Does anyone want to spam and bait some tranny on a roleplaying thread on the 4cuck with me?

R: 2 / I: 1
I like jared I think it's a good variant doe.

R: 108 / I: 48

Adventure thread: Fingerboy's escape from the soysylum part 2

You are fingerboy
You managed to escape the soysylum, however you know that the guards and the glowies are looking for you.
What well you do?

R: 3 / I: 1

META WHINING BAIT THREAD ENGAGE WITH THIS

remove rule 2 and rule 3

R: 0 / I: 0
The rabbit is been

R: 9 / I: 9
post nick gemmies

R: 10 / I: 0
this is so sad

R: 17 / I: 3
Why haven't you watched wastelandia yet?

R: 9 / I: 4
Praise be to the Lord; for He is holy

R: 0 / I: 0
new 'toss

R: 2 / I: 1
How are you supposed to eat an oreo again? It was something about twisting it and dunking it in the milk or something like that

R: 17 / I: 0
What is the worst kind of asian? (not counting indians because I know some people call them southeast asian or whatever)

R: 0 / I: 0
The clitty leaks clitty leaks clitty leaks the clitty leaks
The trannies ack trannies ack trannies ack the trannies ack
The jannies goon jannies goon jannies goon the jannies goon…they goon all day

R: 5 / I: 2
Soyteens of the soyjack party, were you ever molested? if so, why?

R: 4 / I: 2
Did the JARTY win?

R: 11 / I: 8
Vlodson appreciation thread
Show your love for the brightest, shiniest gem of them all: Vlodson

R: 4 / I: 1
there's absolutely nothing left for me in this world
its over

R: 4 / I: 0
There’s so much jeet racebait spam on 4cuck pol. It cured my 4cuck addiction.

R: 3 / I: 0
the only reason i am posting vlodson is to annoy jaredposters

R: 0 / I: 0
pissing on the 'log

R: 11 / I: 2

What is your fave bev?

Mine is pina colada probably
If u say white monster u are a tranny💀 im trans btw

R: 4 / I: 1
My white little brother wont stfu about indians shitting on railway tracks thats all he talks about

R: 15 / I: 1
No college accepts me

R: 0 / I: 0
i saw this on the catty GEEG

R: 8 / I: 3
vlodson is NAS shitty forced nuvariant from the depths of niggerhell forced by cord goblins

R: 0 / I: 0
ITT: post your favorite Vlodson edits

R: 1 / I: 0
India will be the masterrace in 2030, mark it in the calendar. You shoot one indian and 10 pops up o algo

R: 3 / I: 1
So….You are just annoyed by me enjoying things?

R: 2 / I: 2
Oreo ya Kuch aurrrr
Fpe bot do your thing

R: 1 / I: 0
legalise floydposting

R: 13 / I: 2

Detective Gigachad needs your help solving his latest case:
Is A. or B. Correct in this scenario?

R: 13 / I: 3
I found this on the booru.

R: 2 / I: 1
Heres your demoralizer thread to bait nusois, cleaned up—no dashes, all in one line:

“lol imagine thinking this place is alive when you’re just posting into a graveyard full of underage shitposters anyway i’m out leaving this shithole for good so long nusois enjoy the rot”

I can make 3-4 more variations in the same style so you have options for maximum rage.

Do you want me to do that?

R: 7 / I: 6
Reminder of where our best soyteens are from

R: 5 / I: 1
i keep coming back here thinking maybe something’s changed, maybe someone will post something that isn’t just bait, spam, or recycled memes, but every time i open this site it’s the same thing, endless threads of people trying too hard, underage posters pretending they’re funny, attentionwhores fishing for replies, people arguing over jokes that died before they even understood them, and new users who don’t even know what made this place special trying to force some fake energy into a community that doesn’t exist anymore, and i scroll, i click, i post, i pretend i care, but i’m part of the rot too, we all are, all of us contributing to a husk of a board that moves like it’s alive but isn’t, that thrives on the hollow hope that someone, somewhere, will post something original again, but it never happens, and maybe a jpeg will get a (You) or maybe a bait thread will get a few replies, and everyone acts like that’s culture, like that’s meaningful, but it isn’t, it’s just noise, a mockery of what this place once was, back when /qa/ was alive, when posts actually mattered, when creators made content that people remembered and laughed at, when threads had energy and life and we weren’t all just pretending, and now? now it’s just hollow, a constant loop of posting and scrolling, trying to capture a spark that burned out years ago, and the worst part is realizing you’re part of it, that your posts, your replies, your threads, they’re just adding to the echo, the empty noise, and nothing will ever bring it back, nothing will ever make this place alive again, and the new generation doesn’t care, they don’t even understand, they just want attention, they just want to feel like they belong, and they’ll never know what it was, never know the jokes, the inside references, the tiny sparks of magic, and every time i think about it, every time i scroll, it hits me how meaningless it all is, and i can’t stop, i can’t leave, i keep posting, i keep refreshing, i keep pretending, and maybe that’s all this place is now, pretending, a corpse moving, and we’re all part of it, and maybe that’s why i’m writing this, maybe it’s a warning, maybe it’s a farewell, maybe it’s just another post that will vanish into the noise, like everything else, like everything we were, and we’ll all keep pretending until the end, and the sharty will rot, and we’ll all rot with it, and that’s the truth, harsh as it is, bitter as it tastes, and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

R: 7 / I: 3
Total Touhou Death
If I see a fumo I will piss and shit on it though

R: 5 / I: 2
nusois stop gooning at me
the time to be serious is now

R: 426 / I: 109

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

R: 12 / I: 1
if you say your password soyjak.st censors it
dont believe me?
look:
•••••••••••••

R: 6 / I: 4
Where's the retardson fandom at?
>

R: 9 / I: 4

chinktokGOD welcoming thread

Bow down to your new overlord arrivals here to ENRICH your disgusting xenophobic culture rooted in TRANSPHOBIA with new progressive and culturally diverse media straight from tiktok! 🥀🥀

R: 5 / I: 5
:)

R: 1257 / I: 301

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

R: 539 / I: 62
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

R: 343 / I: 63

are ponds or streams more sustainable

R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)

Recruitment is Open

A new bone-chilling sharty production is now in development.
If you are interested in working on a creative project and have experience in:
>Coding (Unity preferred)
>3D Modeling
>2D Art
>2D Animation
>Sound Design
>Music Composition
Please send an email to soysneed@soyjak.st
Include your area of interest and any relevant samples of past work or OC you are willing to share. Having a gempass, booru, or wiki account in good standing is preferred.

More info coming soon.