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 12836715[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>12836745>>12836763>>12837080

WHO KILLED SOYTAN
btw tell me if this is gem or brim i made this

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fake pepe would be like
>NUSOIBLUDDAS…..

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Hunk
>

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You walk into the bathroom, unexpectedly seeing Soytan shitting on the floor. "oh u-umm sorry!" you say. The smell of her rotten Soylent raisin penetrating your nostrils, making you hard. "get out nigger" she mumbles. You can't resist your urges and have a great big huff of her radioactive caca. It sends waves of pleasure down your spine. Not registering that you're under her, she takes a big, warm, steamy, radioactive soybean pookie right in your freshly-dyed purple hair. You moan at the feeling. She knows fully that you're under her, and she prepares to squeeze one out. As the wet feces drips down your neck, some of it enters your mouth. It makes your 3-inch pecker as hard as a gemstone. You can't resist, you lick all of the wet raisin off of the floor. You get overwhelmed with pleasure and vomit it out of your mouth, along with about 1 and 1/4 cups of stomach contents. You don't want to waste this delicious doodoo so you reluctantly slurp up the vomit. To your surprise, you climax. A huge cum stain takes over your pants. Before you can react, Soytan takes some on her finger and tastes it. "This tastes like chudcel clitty!". She tastes more, but jams her finger so far down her throat that she vomits onto your face. You open your mouth to shriek, but are silenced by floods of creamy butyric acid. You vomit her stomach contents back into her mouth. She does the same, repeating 4 or so times until she cums. You taste her squirt like she did with you. It tastes like goyslop.

 12836730[Quote]>>12836785

Nate killed her because there's no stab wounds which means Cobson can't be the killer but Nate mentions she was poisoned as if he knew

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Tranny

 12836736[Quote]>>12836764

it was baby
I watched the simpson episode where maggie shot mr burns (SPOILERS). it's ALWAYS the baby.

 12836738[Quote]

the frognigger did it

 12836739[Quote]>>12836747>>12836785

cobson did not do it, as there is no blood visible.
this points to NATE, as he somehow KNOWS that soytan was poisoned

 12836741[Quote]

tranny because she was jealous of her being a real woman

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>>12836715 (OP)
cobson did it

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>>12836739
i thought nate and soytan were xisters
this is just like my marvel comics

 12836748[Quote]

i think its tranny, tranny might have absorbed the foid energy from her body.

 12836754[Quote]

Cobson did it because we all know that soyboys consume soy milk and not spaghetti

 12836755[Quote]>>12836785

OP HERE, RESULTS REVEALED AT X:40 PM

 12836756[Quote]>>12836762

Chud raped xer to death with his BWC

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>>12836756
falsenvke also why would you rape poor soytan i feel bad

 12836763[Quote]>>12836785

>>12836715 (OP)
too easy, it's nate

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>>12836736
thanks for the spoiler.
(satire)
fuck you

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it was nate. he knew she was poisoned, and unless he played a role in it he wouldn't have been able to figure that out, because as we all know, nate is 16 and has an IQ equivalent to his age

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it was the jarty cuck

 12836770[Quote]>>12836771>>12836772

its cobson hes got a bloody knife which you do not need when making spaghetti

 12836771[Quote]>>12836775

>>12836770
what if youre cutting tomatoes or other ingredients

 12836772[Quote]>>12836777

>>12836770
even doe spaghetti sauce is red

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>>12836771
there wont be a stain like that from cutting tomatoes

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>even doe spaghetti sauce is red

 12836777[Quote]>>12836801

>>12836772
do you cut your spaghetti sauce?

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it was the tranny xhe has blood on xer lips

 12836780[Quote]>>12836801

I mean there are no visible wounds on soytan so nate could make the assumption that she was posioned which doesn't make him automatically the suspect

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guys are we forgetting that the baby has supernatural powers?

 12836785[Quote]>>12836791>>12836796

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>>12836755
RESULTS REVEALED: NATE
people who got it right:
>>12836730
>>12836739
>>12836763

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the most likely solution
>pepe was playing videogames, in the next room was soytan who was yelling at night and didnt let him play video games, she was sitting on the couch, he suddenly grabbed a pillow and overpowered her..

>Then, he suffocated her with the pillow, it left no wounds. we all know pepe is a bitter hater of anything soy

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>>12836785
kill yourself faggot

 12836796[Quote]>>12836798

>>12836785
this makes no sense holmes

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NATE WAS FRAMED im trans btw

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>>12836796
nate assumed that soytan was poisoned right from the get go, which he couldnt have known

 12836799[Quote]>>12836804

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>what nate was framed of doing

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>>12836777
no, but you might cut your meatballs
>>12836780
but he's also kind of dumb doe. if you know anything about nate, you'll know that all he thinks about are trannies, jartycucks, e-celebs, site admins, and da jooz. I have my doubts that he has the observation and deduction skills to figure out such a thing in such a short period of time.

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>>12836799
That isn't nate, it's just another soyteen that's a faggot

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>>>12836785
>kill yourself faggot
<>>12836785
<this makes no sense holmes
^NATE WAS FRAMED im trans btw

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 12836862[Quote]>>12836877

>>12836851
itoddler

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need more gem threads like this

 12836877[Quote]>>12836880

>>12836862
not the same font itoddler obsessed faggot

 12836880[Quote]>>12836912

>>12836877
wow really, the f slur? :/

 12836889[Quote]>>12836905>>12837048

>>12836851
>reading sharty threads in 8k

 12836905[Quote]>>12836929>>12836935

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>>12836905
actual itoddler i kneel

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>>>12836877
>wow really, the f slur? :/

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i did it. i hate soytan.

 12836935[Quote]>>12836949

>>12836905
i just tried to make this image like 100,000 pixels and my entire computer just froze GEGGGGGGGGGG

 12836949[Quote]>>12837025

>>12836935
whats the sharty's max file limit?

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>>12836949
1 gb probably

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>>12836715 (OP)
Its nate because he mentioned that she was poisoned so he knew how she died, how could you tell?



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