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 110860[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>110950>>111711

What’s the worst film you’ve ever watched in your entire life? You’ll go first.

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Sausage Party

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Django unchained

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The D&D film and all modern marvel slop, my parents force me to watch that crap

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As of late? The first pirates of the caribbean. It felt like marvelslop except for pirates. Im glad johnny depps ex shit on his bed

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>>110875
kill them chud

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Moulin Rouge

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>>110874
smoking crack

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>>110875
Lol what the fuck is going on in Amerikwa

 110906[Quote]>>110908

>>110898
Its garbage, sorry not sorry nigger

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Wonder Woman movie. It's just boring.

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joker 2

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i dont watch many films but either kolobos or clownhouse, both were just sort of boring and uneventful

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the minecraft movie
it literally doesn't have a plot

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No country for old men is boring and overrated.

 110949[Quote]>>110977

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>>110875
your parents force you to watch this?

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>>110860 (OP)
Every capeshit movie that isn't Raimi Spider-Man.

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>>110949
Its a punishment for being a racist bigot, they made me watch Black Panther 4 times to study black history. I was the only white in the theater

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>>110911
Cinema

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Inherent Vice

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Thor

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>>110986
Its probably fun if you watch it friends

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>>110996
*watch it with friends

 111122[Quote]

many saints of newark was garbage

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dreamworks trolls. I always thought that the characters were so fucking stupid and couldnt understand why the fat kid didn't eat them in the end

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the mask
its the most boring movie you will ever watch

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>>111121
KYS kern'ung

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That 2021 Dune remake. I can't even remember anything from it, it was that forgettable

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the inbetweeners 2 althoughbeit quite funny

 111685[Quote]>>111697

emoji movie or alpha and omega. was forced to watch both

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>>111685
emoji movie is aryan

 111711[Quote]>>111747

>>110860 (OP)
Naked (1993)
suicide inducingly up its own asshole yet considered a "cult classic" or something by fart huffing filmfags

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get out probably idk i don't like watching movies

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I've seen so many absolute shit films. Shit for different reasons though, I could post some low budget indie movie where the audio didn't work or I could post some big budget movie that was horrible because of the obvious propaganda in it and the obvious repetitive nature of the script.

For the latter, I'd say the absolute worst I sat through was Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

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teorema by pasolini, if im incultured for trying to not fall asleep with that movie then im the biggest retard in my family

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Gummo

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Moulin Rouge

 112151[Quote]>>112308

Bruno

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Copland

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>>110908
Tarantino's second attempt at oscar-baiting, he unintentionally exposed what to do in a NC-17 movie where everyone can shout slurs and get nigger actors wear chains:
>As long the goyim who shouted no-no words get beaten the fuck out

>>112062
Specially with the surge of lolcows, Gummo went obsolete.

 112267[Quote]>>112596

>>110908
cringiest movie of all time.

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>>112151
borat but austrian

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This shit, I only watched it because it's was being played in film club. I knew it was going to be dogshit when I knew it was anime (and even more since it's modern), the graphics looks bad (but that's more a me bias), at first it seems like a le movie about puberty with le boobs and implied ejaculation, then does a clunky switch to "oh no we le two characters have to switch places for some fucking reason. Then there's a bunch of emotional weird shit o algo idrc to remember everything. What's makes this really funny is the fact my film club does not allow any movies pg+ (because le 12-year-olds), thus no pg13 shit, and yet this raisin with like 6 scenes of presumably underage female protagonist grabbing her tits for some fucking reason, to the point her sister points it out and mocks her o algo probably as a gag but the fuck nigga this is PG in Japan? I basically was just complaining to my friend who also goes to film club and knows soyspeak somewhat from me rambling it a lot about how tranny this raisin fucking is. Still film club is a gem even though this was shit. Oh yeah I didn't like any of the characters.

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^I knew it was going to be dogshit when I knew it was anime (and even more since it's modern)

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>>112062
I just watched this for the first time recently and thought it was pretty good. Does it have a troony following or something?

 112383[Quote]>>112586

>>112332
Liberal meme-length review of a tranime movie on the Sharty, not reading

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>>112383
short version: EPI troonslop brimstone from Japancord o algo

 112590[Quote]>>115404

idk if the worst (i have more in mind) but lolita by stanley kubrick made me feel nothing, calling it a waste of time or a shitty movie would disrespect shitty movies and wastes of time. no emotion whatsoever: no anger, no laugh, no sob…

 112592[Quote]>>115051

Pulp fiction

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 112604[Quote]>>112612

Schindler's List and some indian movie I don't remember the name of

 112612[Quote]>>112614

>>112604
>some indian movie I don't remember the name of
RRR?

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>>112612
RRR is aryan

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>>112596
he's not wrong
that movie, and everything else Tarantiny has ever made, sucks.

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>>112332
Lol i watched this as a kid and really liked it, its not that deep unc 💀

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>>112592
Yeah its kinda boring o algo

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Was forced to watch this shit in class. Propaganda through and through. Dude ruins xis life and xis relationship to "find xis true self" and dies at the end because of a failed experimental SRS. Worst part is that this is based off a real story

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I'll say two:
Divergent and Insurgent.
I was forced to watch those peaces of dograisin in class to then make an essay about them.

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>>115344
You definitely watched this on your own accord.

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6 year old me watching "video-games: the movie" expecting it to be like wreck it ralph and it was just some boring documentary

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This movie I was forced to watch in 9th grade about a meximutt in track. Completely forgot the title

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>>112590
absolutely insane thing to say about lolita

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Holy shit why is almost every post about a movie that was forcibly shown to kids doctos



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