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shardee, any of you have the full ai song to this saars? i love this song and have been after it for almost a week
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This is gonna be the new forced coal on /soy/, it is an animated series inspired by zellig and furfags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP9pa0F8bfs
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ITT we come up with offensive names for US cities
>Jew York Shitty
>Chicongo
>SEAttle fuggen jardee
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>SUSIE'S IDEA
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microtoss
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Soy Adventure - Save the Bull!

New thread because the old one is broken for some reason
<reddit space
In a last-ditch effort, you point out the chud's leakage, doing your best to remember your rhetorical tactics from Xitter.
>Hey um.. aren't you getting kind of mad?
<NO RETARD I'M NOT MAD I'M JUST MAKING FUN OF YOU FAGGOT
>I-If you're not mad, why are you still replying?
<BECAUSE IM MAKING YOU SEETHE AND ITS FUNNY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK UR SO MAD RIGHT NOW
>But I-I'm not mad, I don't even wanna continue this conversation you're the one continuing it
<THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING HUH WHY ARE YOU TALKING NIGGER
<WAIT
<YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT ME FROM SOYDUELING AREN'T YOU
<WELL IT WON'T WORK
<I'M NOT A RETARD LIKE YOU
Despite his words, a good 7 of the 10 minutes have already passed, during most of which the power of his soyduel was dampened by his leakage.
<YOU FUCKING CUCK NIGGER BASTARD!!! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL ACK YOU OBSESSED NIGGER!!
He pours all of his remaining strength into his attack for the remaining three minutes, but the damage has already been done.
You snap out of the stopped time and crumple to the truckbed, the orb clattering out of your hand. You are extremely disoriented, aching all over, barely able to stand - but not completely mindbroken.
You can hear the screams and gunshots of the ongoing gunfight. Low Life's car is swerving even more erratically, and seems as if it may crash any minute. The officer who attacked you in the Astral Plane has now diverted his attention solely to you, and is now raining all his bullets towards the truckbed you're in. What do you do?
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>defending plus size women online
R: 0 / I: 0
>get a chance to rebuild and save your reputation
>completely fucks it up
R: 142 / I: 75
>chu~
R: 0 / I: 0
I just put the lotion on my body and now I smell really good. Sadly I have no gf to enjoy this.
R: 0 / I: 0
>sucking black penises
R: 4 / I: 0
I'm white and part native american but people say I look asian, what does this mean
R: 6 / I: 1
add china and ban anything disparaging the ccp
R: 4 / I: 0
>iizzzzz luhhhhhv mah troonslap mediuh and stickin muh dik between da toilet seat preten'in it be agugu unt schiesse
R: 3 / I: 1
If G-d is all knowing, does he know what it's like to have your every hole filled with nigger semen
R: 7 / I: 2
Had my first BBC experience in the Mall of America bathroom stall yesterday
R: 1 / I: 0
>eating soytan's turds
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KILL JAGGYCUCKS
NU 'ZZLES
https://jiggie.fun/ie2gfZ
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made this for people who wanna make gems but dont know how to
if you need a download link for any of these programs just tell me and ill send it
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I'm from the Shemmy, any tips for posting here?
R: 3 / I: 1
THAT'S MODALISM, PATRICK!
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>chinese immigrants are real
SHUT IT DOWN
R: 51 / I: 9
https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/s/Vs4sGOlKLQ

Stephen King is doing an AMA on reddit, let's gem it up
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po‮po
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>sitting in the corner and watching as your wife gets railed by BBC
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>r/mgestatus
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TMNT


Who's your favorite turtle out of the 4, 'teens?
(Gonna work on more characters eventually)
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has rickrolling finally died?
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(Adin Roach and iShowFlea walking around the attic)
me: are there any more insects here?
Fly Cenat:
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If this thread gets 100 reppeys then quote has to replace this banner with the one I made for the site back in Halloween
R: 10 / I: 7

anti /sheboon'cord/ operation center

THERE IS CURRENTLY A JIDF OPERATION ON THE SHARTY TRYING TO FORCE RACEMIXXING
you may have seen these threads. the jews have finally realised that us CHVDs aren’t gay niggers so bnwo posting just baits some of us nusois. now they’re promoting racemixxing in a more evil tactic: "bleaching"

THE JEWS ARE FORCING THIS NEW TREND OF GETTING CHUD AND OTHER BASED CHARACTERS DATE NIGGRESSES

QUOTE BAN THESE KIKES NWOWWWWWWW
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new 'toss
R: 3 / I: 1
new gemmies for da black kweens!!! period boo!!!
R: 3 / I: 1
this faggot has been looking for his ai slop for 5 days now and he keeps necrobumping his threads
somebody should just give it to him
R: 0 / I: 0
>ponyfaggotry
R: 1 / I: 0
>DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER
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jannie looks like this and smells like this
R: 6 / I: 2
FNF IS GEMMY AND EVERYONE WHO DISSAGREE WITH ME LOOK LIKE THIS
R: 3 / I: 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv97hecvwfI
Rocket launching in under 2 hours
I hope in crashes
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Ok so last thread was derailed
I'm from the shemmy, do you have any tips here for me to post here? c;
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>Open the door, get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
>Open the door, get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
>Open the door, get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
>Open the door, get on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
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Which nuvariant is gemmier?
R: 7 / I: 0
what's the current progress on the soyjak movie? After /dem/ was deleted I've seen no updates for it anywhere
R: 9 / I: 3
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>It’s always nice when I see trans folks out in the wild and I kinda wanna acknowledge that hi hello I’m trans too and they’re not alone in all the bullshit going on, but then I worry cuz just being that up unprompted feels like it’s telling them that they’re not passing and “look trans”
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clock dat tea hoe
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Do nusoicacas actually NOT have a fart fetish? Kek
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>BBC Monster
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pizza slice nugget bites chikcne wings
R: 2 / I: 0
>is that a bee bee cee? can i have it please?
R: 1 / I: 0
jannys pinning a nusoicacas failraid
JUST SHUT IT DOWN
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Operation: Kill gem

If 100 replies on this thread admin has to delete gempass and gem board
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genuinely how did this happen
R: 4 / I: 0
What if you got eaten by soytan and digested and your body got turned into her boob fat
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I'm the next namefag
R: 0 / I: 0
>my neovagina says troon rights
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Well?
R: 1 / I: 1
Any nu-variant that gets quickly spammed shortly after its introduction is coal.
>B-But he's catch-
No.
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Do you think Vlodson is funny


R: 41 / I: 26

she’s black.
no one wants to date her
she’s lonely
she needs someone
would (You) give her a chance?
R: 7 / I: 6
>pisslam is white Saar
R: 7 / I: 2
Imagine being inside soytan's shit-filled rectum and it smells and suddenly you hear moaning and a BBC impales your throat
R: 10 / I: 4
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
R: 2 / I: 0
>Cannibalism bad evendoe deep-fried honey barbecued niggers is gemmy.
R: 2 / I: 1
>clock dat te-
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female wojaks are going to kill the sharty
R: 2 / I: 0
not even one pixel from the original cobson
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Just went on break, but before i did I saw this tranny in a wheelchair that never gets used GEEEG. Probably a pooner tho cause of the short hair and boyish look tho i could be wrong.
R: 1 / I: 0
???
R: 4 / I: 3
ITT we kweens drop out makeup routines
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I'm a diaper and I need my transgirl.
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>when the BBC hitttin just right
R: 1 / I: 1
'jak them
R: 5 / I: 2
>using emojis on the sharty 😂
R: 5 / I: 0

Which position on the lennonjak-vlodson continuum is best (or the least brimmy)
R: 5 / I: 3
>
R: 3 / I: 1
doctos
R: 1 / I: 1
>There's no such thing as "DeltaSoy". Now take your meds.
R: 0 / I: 0
I couldn’t be bothered to think of a soyquote.
R: 2 / I: 1
>chudbait threads
R: 5 / I: 1
>im a transgirl and i need my diaper
R: 1 / I: 0
Why is the chicken egg video so disturbing to watch?
R: 0 / I: 0
>im a trvkecel
R: 0 / I: 0
onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks onions basedjaks
R: 6 / I: 2
we ALL want a black girl like this
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>/raid/ posters feel the need to post epi as "proof" that the target is le evil
R: 0 / I: 0
>Stephen King is doing an AMA on reddit, let's gem it up
R: 0 / I: 0
Aryan beast
>Prevented humansissies from coming to North America
>Mogged smilodonfags and dire wolfcucks
>BTFO mammoths
>Ruled North America, Anartica, and Mexico because of the wide distribution.
R: 94 / I: 46

Adventure thread: Fingerboy's escape from the soysylum part 2

You are fingerboy
You managed to escape the soysylum, however you know that the guards and the glowies are looking for you.
What well you do?
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i love asian hoes
R: 0 / I: 0
Racism is when you dont let 500 million indians in your country
R: 1 / I: 0
women are disgusting whores and I hate them
R: 0 / I: 0
Pet nusois
R: 1 / I: 0
itt we disable namefagging and avatarfagging again so we can ban the vlodson poster
R: 56 / I: 46
When I was young OP meant overpowered and oreos
R: 1 / I: 0
yeah nigga im talking to you!
R: 4 / I: 4
Ahh time for breakfast.
R: 7 / I: 2
>janny seeing me samefagging in 30 threads and trying to start a nu soyvil war whilst forcing a brimstone nuvariant and false flagging my opponent (also me) but he can’t say anything so he must take a side in my own manufactured war that is now engulfing /soy/

thank you janjan for not cltty leaking and letting me do some psyops on the catty
R: 54 / I: 17

i drank too much sparkling water

and when i went to go tinkle it hurt a little bit
is this normal?
R: 1 / I: 1
I wish I could join that recruitment, but I don’t even have any samples of past work
R: 64 / I: 58
Itt we post nonsense
R: 0 / I: 0
Since UglyFuckingThing made it's debut, it fucking doomdoxxed the sharty. though
R: 2 / I: 1

brap thread

ITT post audio of yourself making fart noises
R: 6 / I: 5
>do nothing
>win
R: 5 / I: 2
YLYL THREAD
R: 2 / I: 0
my neck hurts or something
R: 2 / I: 1
lets do a cytube
R: 5 / I: 1
OPERATION BUILD A 'ARRANT OVER PEDOKISSER

https://wplace.live/?lat=-43.55026780885256&lng=172.47665005927735&zoom=14.21605879171101
^^PLACE

>how do i get an overlay???

<DOWNLOAD TAMPERMONKEY:
https://www.tampermonkey.net/index.php
<DOWNLOAD SCRIPT FROM THIS SITE:
https://bluemarble.camilledaguin.fr/

RELOAD THE SITE
CLICK "Upload Template" AND CHOOSE THE IMAGE IN PICREL
CLICK ON COORDINATES 200763, THEN CLICK MARKER ICON TO THE LEFT OF THE COORDINATES, CLICK "Create"
IF FOR SOME REASON ITS NOT SHOWING, CLICK "Disable", CLICK "Enable", CLICK "Create"


>its heckin datamining me!!!

<its open-source, which means you can view what the script is made of, you can view it and check for yourself if there's something malicious in it (which i doubt)

BUILD STRATEGY:
DON'T BUILD OVER PEDOKISSER (and shit other "people" built too), WE DON'T WANT TO ALARM THE JANNIES SO FAST
START WITH THE SURROUNDINGS, ONCE WE GOT ALL THE BLANK SPACE PAINTED OVER WE SWIFTLY, IDEALLY IN ONE ACTION, BUILD OVER THE PEDOKISSER
OTHER IMPORTANT STUFF:
SOME OF YOU MAY MISSED THE FACT YOU CAN BUY CHARGES FOR POINTS YOU GET AFTER PAINTING, CLICK ON THE SHOP ICON ON THE TOP RIGHT AND BUY. MORE. CHARGES.
PRESS "I" FOR COLOR PICKER TOOL
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new asian gem
R: 3 / I: 2
bitch stop playin wimme hoe and oreos
R: 5 / I: 3
The gemcord is after me. They are right outside my house.
<Reddit
Soyjak people what do I do.please save me
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someone PLEASE make a soyjak version of this
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>Alright give me the current situation of /soy/, we need to muttify some goyim right there
<Mr. President, look there aren't any lust baits in the 'log, i guess a racemixxing lust bait would be the perfect oppurtunity
>ok
^
>
R: 3 / I: 1
she’s black.
no one wants to date her
she’s lonely
she needs someone
would (You) give her a chance?
R: 0 / I: 0
Guys the brapcord woke up
If you see any posts regarding brapping DNI
R: 2 / I: 0
IAS
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Lol we MossadGODs are laughing at this antisemitic goycattle imageboard.
R: 5 / I: 3
Hello it’s me again. Day 40 of nofap.
R: 1 / I: 0
just made this gem
R: 0 / I: 0
>tfw the BWC hits just right
R: 10 / I: 4
are femboys gay
R: 2 / I: 2
>>>12821555
>why is she so fucking hot in this one? i love her more without the glasses and oreos
R: 130 / I: 59

jarty nigger lesotho adventure

You are a vantablack nigger living in Malealea, Lesotho. The village chieftan has just informed you that some white men are visiting and you need to hide your 'p and BMT, which irritates you greatly because you were just in the middle of posting on the Jarty about how Zellig is sharty culture.
Your computer made of sticks, rocks, monkey hide and raisin stands in front of you. Above you is a monkey you've recently skinned, and its pelt is piled in the corner to your left. You plan to make a Pomni cosplay from it later.
What do you do?
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>calls chud a manchild or sometehing
R: 5 / I: 3
anybody else eat and oreos
R: 10 / I: 0
I had a /raid/ thread about a foid who fucked a dog open and i reloaded it and it was removed. What happened to it?
R: 197 / I: 30
came up with a new political compass idea
add some media here if you want ig idk
R: 7 / I: 0
YOU CAN TEMPORARILY MAKE KINO FOR FREE NOW
R: 2 / I: 1
i better not see this in the first day of school
R: 2 / I: 0

wbgbwfwnfnfa

wgbjt gesqch rg
R: 2 / I: 0
How do we make white women like us white guys again? They are getting with Black men too often I think. It's disheartening.
R: 76 / I: 16

SNCA question i have.

Do any draw'teens here know how to replicate the artstyle used in oldfag 2020-21 Soytan 'tosses to some degree? If you want some examples, see pic 2 and 3. Note the very simple shading, line thickness, and the aliased semi-low resolution. Also the specific colors.
R: 12 / I: 5
I got raped when I was 11 and my lower half of my body becomes numb and cramps when I think about sex
R: 35 / I: 25
ITT: post jaks that look like you o algo
R: 16 / I: 6
<all vlodson posts are banned, effective today.
R: 3 / I: 3
>I've recently begun to identify as a touhou fan.
>I was listening to this in class when the kid behind me asked "ArE y0u wATchiNG aNimE?" And I have finally understood the anger a fan feels when somebody calls touhou an anime.
R: 17 / I: 8
which of them do you like the most?
R: 2 / I: 1

reminder that antivlods are leaking chudcels who will never breed

R: 1 / I: 0
What is this place
Filled with so many wonders?
Casting its spell
That I am now under

Squirrels in the trees
And the cute little bunnies
Birds flying free
And bees with their honey
Hooooonneeeeeeey!

Oooh, what a magical place
And I owe it all to the Pegasus race
If I knew the ground had so much up its sleeve
I'd have come here sooner, and never leave
Yes, I love ev-er-ythiiiiing!
R: 0 / I: 0
Why do the jannies move every thread I make for NAS ev&oe half of /soy/ is NAS
R: 37 / I: 6
>>>/raid/213476
>you can post actual bestiality and child porn videos as long as you're using it to "raid" someone
>can't make jokes about them
R: 2 / I: 0
Hello everyone I am the man who leaked gemcord. So basically they will be posting Palestine propaganda. Do not engage with it
<REDDIT
Also they will be posting as much soytan porn thread do not engage with that to.
<Reddit
R: 17 / I: 7
>overusing swear words
R: 2 / I: 0
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KILL ME EVEN THOUGH I'M TINY AND ANNOYING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*WHACK!*
R: 2 / I: 0

Poll
R: 1 / I: 0
>unjokly
R: 0 / I: 0
Hello everyone I am the man who leaked gemcord. So basically they will be posting Palestine propaganda. Do not engage with it
<REDDIT
Also they will be posting as much soytan porn thread do not engage with that to.
<Reddit
R: 0 / I: 0
>Apologising to the jannies by entering your credit card information into the ban appeal section
R: 1 / I: 0
4chan is so evil they literally have swear words and stuff..
R: 0 / I: 0
The fate of all neutralshitter posters
>, how could you tell?
R: 3 / I: 2
O I wish I was in the land of cotton
R: 2 / I: 2
R: 6 / I: 0

What is the best OS ever?

windows 9 objectively
R: 26 / I: 4
>hgnnngh…. big jewish noses….
R: 1 / I: 0
Palestine is losing because they don't make soyjaks
R: 0 / I: 0

>Recruitment is Open

>A new bone-chilling sharty production is now in development.
>If you are interested in working on a creative project and have experience in:
>>Coding (Unity preferred)
>>3D Modeling
>>2D Art
>>2D Animation
>>Sound Design
>>Music Composition
>Please send an email to soysneed@soyjak.st
>Include your area of interest and any relevant samples of past work or OC you are willing to share. Having a gempass, booru, or wiki account in good standing is preferred.
>
>More info coming soon.
R: 5 / I: 0
Please use my soy.
R: 8 / I: 5

This website makes me pissed

Guys, mascot you made (soytan) is Wonderful and awesome, why would you hate at her? Big shame.
R: 0 / I: 0
>sharty immigrants
R: 24 / I: 7

mutt's IDF adventure

The year is 2030, and you've been conscripted by the IDF to fight shit nophono cares about wars again for israel or whatever.
You were trained for a day and immediately sent to the front lines.
What do you do?
R: 65 / I: 21

Another HappyLikeaTroon Thread

Do research on the information we currently have, we could probably find more shit on xer.

Name: Roxanna Brand
Birthdate: october 26, 2000
Email 1: happylikeawall17@gmail.com
Email 2: rox.brand19@gmail.com
Email 3: roxannastarz@gmail.com
Email 4: roxanna.kiki@gmail.com
Address: 844 Stockport Rd W, Bredbury, Stockport SK6 2EE, UK
R: 0 / I: 0
OH MY FAUCI, I LOVE COLLECTING MY HECKIN' TRANIME FIGURINES, EVENDOE I AM A 40 YEARS BALD MAN, DESU DESU DESU, I'M TRANS BTW
R: 5 / I: 2
Quote is dead.

Quote was never the most stable guy, but around July 2025, things started spiraling. He was under immense pressure from the constant trolling, cord raids, the shit that 9a0c was doing, and the internal drama that came with managing soyjak.party. He vented to us mods in the private channels, talking about feeling like the site had become a monster he couldn’t control. He often expressed how the userbase, which he helped cultivate, had turned on him. He hated the site’s obsession with drama and its increasingly toxic atmosphere. His rants became more frequent, darker.

By mid-August, he was straight-up talking about ending it all. He even sent a message to the mod chat saying, “If this place doesn’t kill me, I’ll do it myself.” He stopped showing up on Discord as much after that, disappearing for days at a time. On August 20th, Quote came online for what would be his final message. He posted in the mod chat something that chilled me to the bone: “I’m done. I’ve left everything to 9a0c. You won’t see me again.” After that, his account went dark. At first, we thought he was just taking a break. He had done that before—gone offline for a week or two to clear his head. But then, rumors started spreading about his death. People in other circles were talking about how he had committed suicide, and no one could get a straight answer from 9a0c or Mustard. Not long after that, 9a0c began deleting old messages and wiping conversations from Quote's account. It was like he was trying to erase any trace of Quote’s real personality. The Quote we knew was gone, and what was left was a hollow shell being puppeted by 9a0c. Other mods started disappearing from the Discord, either banned or leaving on their own. 9a0c claimed they were “inactive” or “burnt out,” but I know for a fact that they were silenced because they started asking too many questions.

9a0c is Admin 6.
R: 12 / I: 1

WOULD YOU RATHER
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i don’t think sharty is normie enough to guess what this is making fun of
R: 1 / I: 1

EUROMUTT

Euromutt looks better than 90% of the population.
R: 1 / I: 1
Dr. Berg jaks
R: 13 / I: 5
>>12822254
WHO GOT THE GET
R: 5 / I: 0
Is this “nu project” gonna be the lawnmower man reanimated?
R: 2 / I: 1
Daily reminder:
>Core Rules
>14. You WILL NOT post on this site if you are left-handed.
R: 1 / I: 0
>past admin wiki pages
<Kuz bought the sharty then made 16 different domains that redirect to the sharty then went on his private discord to organize a raid on imageboards he owned in the past and ‘p was spammed 16 times by one offsiter which led to him being banned in 2023 by a rouge mod who ended being a tranny cordtroon

>admin wiki pages now

<quote added a search feature and went offline for 3 months
R: 0 / I: 0
troons won
R: 7 / I: 3
Would you rather be gay or be a million USD in debt?
R: 44 / I: 15
‘jak xem
R: 9 / I: 5
Kill goyim
R: 3 / I: 1
my wife had a baby and shes really full of milk but the baby is asleep so i suck her breasts to relieve her is that keyed?
R: 3 / I: 3

Palestine won.

Palestine won btw
R: 16 / I: 3

favourite timeframe
R: 0 / I: 0
>A new bone-chilling sharty production is now in development.
>If you are interested in working on a creative project and have experience in:
>Coding (Unity preferred)
>3D Modeling
>>2D Art
>>2D Animation
>>Sound Design
>>Music Composition
>Please send an email to soysneed@soyjak.st
>Include your area of interest and any relevant samples of past work or OC you are willing to share. >Having a gempass, booru, or wiki account in good standing is preferred.
<REDDIT NIGGER SPACE
>More info coming soon.
R: 2 / I: 2
>HE'S CATCHING O-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!! though
R: 30 / I: 9
What software do you use to draw your soyjaks?
R: 1 / I: 0
>having extremely inflated lips
R: 0 / I: 0
>if your pee burns then that means you are sharty kulture pepe
R: 7 / I: 4
Just tested positive for HIV a few hours ago. My asshole's also prolapsed. I'm such a silly gay boi >_<
R: 6 / I: 1
How do I re-encode my mp4s with ffmpeg? Doe
R: 1 / I: 0
oy what is this
R: 3 / I: 2
FNAC 2
R: 1 / I: 0
>A new bone-chilling sharty production is now in development.
>If you are interested in working on a creative project and have experience in:
>>Coding (Unity preferred)
>>3D Modeling
>>2D Art
>>2D Animation
>>Sound Design
>>Music Composition
>Please send an email to soysneed@soyjak.st
>Include your area of interest and any relevant samples of past work or OC you are willing to share. Having a gempass, booru, or wiki account in good standing is preferred.
>
>More info coming soon.
R: 1 / I: 1
>nuisoi don't know froot was jewish
R: 49 / I: 17

/'niqua X Chud/

itt post fanfics, art and discuss chud’s true wife: soyniqua. do NOT mention his boymoder ex xhe is long gone
R: 0 / I: 0
>yappin
R: 3 / I: 2
Is soylent made with ethical soybeans?
If not what brands of similar products are?
I think we should boycott all products made with unethical soybeans, who agrees?
R: 0 / I: 0
>3 images
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Ban Vlodson?


Obviously forced by one obsessed person, nobody else has ever used it.
R: 17 / I: 7
the sharty has always loved us
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>NOOO YOU CAN'T EAT HONEY BARBECUED NIGGERS BECAUSE THAT'S BAD AND YOU'LL GET PRIONS!
R: 5 / I: 1

it hurts a lil when i chew

but it has stopped recently
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>"ooo you have nice feet" HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU SEE THEM!? BRO'S GOT X-RAY VISION FOR GRIPPERS….
R: 0 / I: 0 (sticky)

Recruitment is Open

A new bone-chilling sharty production is now in development.
If you are interested in working on a creative project and have experience in:
>Coding (Unity preferred)
>3D Modeling
>2D Art
>2D Animation
>Sound Design
>Music Composition
Please send an email to soysneed@soyjak.st
Include your area of interest and any relevant samples of past work or OC you are willing to share. Having a gempass, booru, or wiki account in good standing is preferred.

More info coming soon.
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he is brown
he has red eyes and red lips
he has black hair
he has huge eyes and huge lips
he wears a grey shirt with blue lining
he is obsessed with FNF
he is ESL
he has awards
he is…
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there are grown men in there 20s typing out :3
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post frogs itt
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>Ontologically
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just wasted you fucking get soy clittys pepe
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Yo chuds, wouldn't it be funny if we posted our home addresses to beat the trans people? Leave your home address down below!
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>onions
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Shame on the goyim!
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goated wojak fr
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LIL NIGGA WIH A LIL DICK FROM ATLANTA ADVENTURE THREAD

ay brah so you a lil ugly ass nigga that be living in the streets in atlanta
you walk outside but yo ass so lame you ain’t even know what to do
so what you finna do
R: 1 / I: 0
i saved a neutralplier long time ago but never had the audacity to use it.
im obviously whiter than you.
R: 3 / I: 1
do u guys like my oc
🥺
👉👈
R: 6 / I: 2
Vlodson won
R: 0 / I: 0
>agecuck
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Why people call me pedo for liking skinny petite cute girls of the legal age? Just because I am not into fatass amerimutts whose women are high on all sorts of hormones inserted in to their high fructose corn syrup food that makes them look like hobbits nor ugly shitskin niggers who are naturally more attracted to fat asses and wide hips - doesn't make me a "pedo".

I just like pale skinny girls with narrow elegant legs, not wide hips, flat tummy and girls who take care of themselves. Besides, I like girls to be tall and with big round boobies, which is opposite of pedo, some of which can be 40-60 years old.
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do any of you have single moms?, how could you tell?
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>The face you make when a normie doesn't know all the trivia about the legend of zelda
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>he's catching on
>It's just one nigger forcing it on the catalog
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>porn acting
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iF I get 1 reppey I will walk to the shop and buy chips and think about thinking on the way
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this is trans humor btw
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I've hit my low. And I'm sad today. I mean it's over levels of sad ong.
R: 6 / I: 3
Antigemetism is on the rise. We have to stop it.
though
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My mom is screaming bloody murder right now because my brother tried to kill the new family kitten. A week ago our mom got a new kitten from some lady giving them away in the dollar store parking lot, she's been showering it in affection and such, but I can tell my thirty year old brother didn't like it because mom wasn't giving him as much attention as she used to with the kitten around. it started with shitty comments from him and escalated to openly insulting mom (all of which she brushes off by the way, the fucker is thirty and his high school dropout ass never worked a job in his life) and shit like that. I was on a trip with mom when we both came home to find him trying to suffocate the kitten. Mom lost her shit, went in her room, and is now screaming like a fucking banshee. My brother, of course, is unphased and likely won't face any consequences from this. The kitten seems fine I think and it's with me in my room. Does anyone know any agencies that adopt animals because I don't really want to raise the fucking thing either.
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Chud blinked awake. The ceiling was a normal, non-water-stained white. Sunlight, actual sunlight, was streaming through a window. This was not his basement. Panic, his old friend, began to tap-dance on his spine.

He turned his head. There was a person in bed next to him. A woman. A black woman. She was sleeping peacefully, one arm draped over a Funko Pop of Miles Morales that was on her nightstand.

Chud’s brain short-circuited. Error 404: Worldview Not Found.

“How… how did I get here?” he whispered to the uncaring air. His mind, traitorously, began to supply answers. It started with the fryer.

***

He’d gotten the job at McDonald’s out of a dire need to afford more energy drinks and a new keyboard. His online persona, ‘AryanGlory88,’ was really popping off in the /pol/ threads about the cultural decay of the west. He needed to keep up his post count.

His first day, he was assigned to the drive-thru window. His soul died a little with every “Would you like to upsize that?” He was a soldier of ideology, forced to peddle sugary grease.

Then *she* was hired. Soyniqua. She had braids with little colorful beads on them and a lanyard with so many pins it could be classified as a blunt weapon. She was assigned to the window next to him.

Chud’s internal monologue was a torrent of recycled 4chan slogans. *‘Degeneracy. Low-test. Soy-based lifeform.’* He avoided eye contact.

But Soyniqua was… relentlessly cheerful. And she talked to him.

“Ugh, can you believe they scheduled me during the new Nintendo Direct? I’m gonna miss the whole thing,” she’d said one day, arranging nuggets in a box with undue solemnity.

Chud, whose entire knowledge of Nintendo was that it “appealed to the masses,” grunted. “Sounds… dumb.”

“Dumb?!” she gasped, fake-offended. “You take that back about my king, Shigeru Miyamoto!”

He had no idea who that was. He’d muttered something about Sega Genesis being superior, a opinion he didn’t actually hold but felt was oppositional enough.

She’d just laughed. “Okay, grandpa. Let’s get you back to your retirement home.”

It kept happening. She’d debate the merits of the X-Men movies. She’d explain the entire lore of a Funko Pop she’d just bought on her break. She’d offer him a half-eaten bag of fries. He’d grunt one-word answers, but he’d also… listen.

The great deconstruction of Chud began not with a debate, but with a forgotten chicken select.

A particularly karen-esque customer was screaming at Soyniqua over a missing sauce packet. Chud felt his old anger rising, but it felt… misdirected. This lady was the problem. Not the cheerful girl who could recite the entire MCU timeline.

Without thinking, Chud leaned over. “Ma’am,” he’d said, his voice a dry croak from disuse. “The only thing melting down here is you. Now please, pull forward. You’re holding up the line of people with functional brains.”

The customer drove off, sputtering. There was a moment of silence. Soyniqua stared at him, her eyes wide.

Then she burst out laughing. “Chud! That was the most incel thing I’ve ever heard… but thank you.”
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>>/qa/
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He's catching on
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>Your DNA is the type of seed it is. You can't change an acorn into a pumpkin seed. It will always be an oak tree. That's its genetic potential.
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insane damage control holy geg
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>your body my choice whore
<hmmm, how about no
>AAAAACCCCKKK! IM BEING RAPED HEELLPPP ME ADOLF!
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<we haz to go to argatha by molesting little boys or something
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Vlodson will still be posted in 10 years from now
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I'm into male abuse. There's just something about seeing grown ass males crying, getting beaten and humiliated that gets me off so much. I forgot the name of it but there's that movie where this ugly girl ties this hot dude from school that doesn't wanna go to prom with her to a chair on her home and keeps torturing him, it was the horniest i ever got watching a movie.

When it's women getting abused i don't like it though it's just not the same and disgusts me.
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running in pitch black darkness in the middle of the night to give myself inspirations for my yandere stalker big titty muscle mommy waifu I'm working on
R: 9 / I: 9
sex with giga o algo
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i know i already made a thread about this but here is the gem i made using bacc studio
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>time wasting “information” place is starting in 1 week
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ITT: Jewish Discussion Thread

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Jewish Appreciation Thread

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What if we started saying 'vlod' for 'gem' and 'jared' for 'coal'
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how old are you
R: 0 / I: 0
did I Just save gteh shatty?
R: 5 / I: 0
>Incels.is - Ban Forgiveness
>Ban Forgiveness

>Hello all,


>We are offering unbans to anyone that wants one on a case-by-case basis as long as you haven't done the following:



>Banned for Bragging, LARP, or was exposed as a fakecel.

Banned for being an infiltrator.
Banned in the last three months.
>You are eligible for an unban if you don't meet any of the above criteria. You will need to fill out a ban appeal expressing your interest in coming back, and we will review them on a case-by-case basis.

>Thank you for reading this. Visit our website at Incels.is to request an unban today.



>Sincerely,


>Incels.is Staff


Should I appeal?
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ITT: Post Jewish gemeralds.

R: 2 / I: 0
https://soyjakwiki.org/Soyjakking#General_Guidelines

>Anti-aliasing

>Thick eyebrows
>Iris
>Glasses lacking handles
>No forehead wrinkes/mouth lines
>Stubble made up of the same lines

Marge? Cobson and Feral have thick eyebrows and irises
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what should i goon to?
R: 14 / I: 5
Quote tell us whats going on with soot. Is he coming back? Is he not? Give us something
R: 6 / I: 0
How did the poodlenigger get a gempass in the first place? Xhes never made any good oc and nobody likes xhim, hes an annoying shit-tier namenigger, even the warrior and jimbrap btfo xhim, this isnt supposed to be a namenigger discussion thread,more like a question ehy (((they))) keep getting gempass, the nigga draws porn and his artstyle is DOGSHIT
R: 5 / I: 4
VLODSON IS P00PSON VLODSON IS P00PSON VLODSON IS P00PSON VLODSON IS P00PSON VLODSON IS P00PSON VLODSON IS P00PSON VLODSON IS P00PSONVLODSON IS P00PSON
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Is throwing faggots into wells aryan?
R: 1 / I: 0
Can someone post the gemcord leaks or whatever I'm not looking in the thread cause I'm too lazy
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>nigger
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Shhhh… im hiding, nusoicacas…
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Ever heard of The Brim Reaper? It is said that from time to time, he visits gemmy threads and posts something so vantablack, that the thread instantly dies. Now you did
R: 2 / I: 0
It is my right to have unprotected gay sex with strangers though
R: 0 / I: 0
>RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH BBC MENTIONED
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>post gemsisa
R: 0 / I: 0
shiiiiiit nigggaaaaa i up da blick on yo bitch ahhhh
R: 6 / I: 3
>Shhh! Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting fwoggys
R: 1 / I: 1
>"Settle down, ladies! One at a time!"
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>do nothing
>lose
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>Smorky
>Shkrelly
>Shroompy
>Snoopy
>Smelli
>Shmeley
>Schlep
>Scheb
>Snep
>Smerp
R: 1 / I: 0
Why don't we just delete /gem/ already?
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>EVROPA IS WAKING UP, TND IS IMMINENT! BE AFRAID NI-
<AYE MAYNE DA FUCK CHU SAY NIGGUH
>*THWUNK* NOOOOO ITS HECKIN WHITE GENOCIDERINO-AAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKK!
R: 9 / I: 1
marge why do normies still depict redditors as fedora wearing neck beards when those people have been extinct since like 2014
R: 7 / I: 4
and oreos
R: 6 / I: 3
STOP
POSTING
AWFUL
SOYS
R: 2 / I: 1

Hello Saar, will you redeem the card?
R: 0 / I: 0
>Are we finished with wplace 'teens surely we can take back portland
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Just flipped off a frogcaca ama fuggen jardee
R: 1 / I: 1
Are we finished with wplace 'teens surely we can take back portland
R: 7 / I: 1
I think anyone who unironically thinks the IDF is on here is retarded, like you know Israel is range banned right?
R: 6 / I: 2
this is mexifinger say hi
R: 0 / I: 0
what if we all 'ooned to peoples coinslots on /cado/
R: 1 / I: 1
>actually, according to this Wikipedia article, I did fuck your mom
R: 1 / I: 0
HANG FROGTROONS
R: 3 / I: 0
gemsisters are retarded
R: 3 / I: 1
Make /nas/
R: 1 / I: 0
>How can we maximize this so we can efficiently kill frogcucks in mass
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>Tfw frogcaca makes you his girls BVLL
R: 2 / I: 0
Marge what the heck is gemcord
R: 5 / I: 3
R: 3 / I: 2
I showed my gf the sprunki music video
R: 0 / I: 0
>Shmerg
R: 0 / I: 0
blep it's blepe
R: 0 / I: 0
Maryline Monro was fat o algo
R: 2 / I: 1
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R: 6 / I: 0

/cunnilingus/

ITT WE TALK ABOUT PUSSY EATING
TECHNIQUES
ETC
METHODS
how do you stop your jaw from hurting after a 10m+ session?
NO PORN
R: 5 / I: 2
>can we ban the chudbait spammer please, hes ruining the log by reminding me of the BNWO
R: 0 / I: 0
>HIT THE ROAD NIGGA!
R: 1 / I: 1
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>noclipping into the blackedrooms
R: 1 / I: 0
are you ready for your impending doom nusoibraps
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 3 / I: 1
can we ban the chudbait spammer please, hes ruining the log
R: 7 / I: 1
There's too many seething shitskin cord kike fnf nigger pedos on the log…
R: 0 / I: 0
ho
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 1256 / I: 301

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 537 / I: 62
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 337 / I: 61

are ponds or streams more sustainable

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