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forgot to mention but one update added forced telemetry (microsoft are definitely making a killing selling all that data). I think it was one of the updates around the time j*ppa was introduced
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I'm sorry but which one is the last version before it became slop, it's not obvious to me. also 1.14 won btw.
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When did they add jungles? Like 2013 right? Was it the same one as the cats?
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go play the blockheads
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1.7.10 is the most aryan version because it's the last version that is abe to run the hitler reviving gem orespawn
▶ №36633[Quote]>>36661>>36666
Imagine caring about a block game for kids
Grow up fucking manchild
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>>36633Sometimes I will play babycraft this is my dirty little secret
▶ №36666[Quote]>>36701
>>36633>on /v/ board>calling others manchildrenplease enlighten us on what games you play
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>>36684holy meds i dont consoom any of this garbage
▶ №36701[Quote]>>36704>>36722>>37033
>>36666fortnite no build, rocket league, call of duty
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Whenever they changed the creative menu to have categories instead of just being one large draggable list.
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>>36701ok thats kind of gemmy
▶ №36710[Quote]>>36754
>>36616 (OP)>the wither and end didnt really fitHoly pretentious nigger those where some of the defining elements of the game .Back when we where cacas updates were almost nonexistent, you had to rely on total conversions mods(like the floating islands or the one with werewolves) to keep the game from getting stale. Nobody was thinking that hard about what update 'killed' the game, we were just desperate for anything. Im no diehard minecraft stan but holy shit I hate when people over-extrapolate the history of media.
>what do you think?Microsoft over embellished the game, to the point that it loss any and all identity. We never could have imagined that happening back in the day, but take one look at its current state and you cant deny that the buyout was the worst thing to happen for minecraft.
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>>36701Meds you're not me
▶ №36744[Quote]>>36755
Why is Mincefrat 1.0 the offcial release?
It's because it got to a point where they considered good enough or just finished, and whatever came afterwards is just filler.
I played 1.0 and my god that games sucks ass to play, and trannycraft as a whole sucks ass to play.
▶ №36754[Quote]>>36763
>>36710I never said the wither didn't fit, out of all the "bosses" the wither is the one with the best case. You can make as many as you want, it provides a meaningful resource when killed. It isn't linked to an ugly structure that shits up your world and it's actually challenging (unlike dragon) with real stakes when you cant cheese it like so many trannycrafters do. That update in particular wasn't terrible but it was the beginning of adding shit for the sake of it, like bats, baby zombies, witches, item frames.
The dragon and end were added so the game could have an real ending and mojang could port it onto consoles. It's pretty on the nose they named it the fucking "end". This is retarded because minecraft was meant to be a sandbox i.e it doesn't end. The end dimension is boring garbage as well, the dragon fight sucks because the ai is terrible. Nobody fights the dragon because its cool or entertaining past the first time, they do it for the elytra or xp. It just doesn't fit the game fundamentally. You cant even argue the dimension provides anything apart from endstone. They added and end to a game without a story, beyond fucking retarded.
That is literally what mods were for, for people who were looking for something else out of minecraft that isn't sandbox like.
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>>36744notch was coping calling that the release version but he kind of had to
▶ №36763[Quote]>>36776
>>36754Nobody made you travel to the end nusoi.. Are bats and witches really going to break your emersion? Maybe we should remove villagers and snowmen as well, wouldnt want them shitting up your HyperBorean utopia..
>That is literally what mods were for, for people who were looking for something else out of minecraft that isn't sandbox like.What good is an 'endless' game that only has a dozen mobs and a few biomes? Even that, as you consider a good portion of that pointless.
▶ №36776[Quote]>>36781
>>36763>Nobody made you travel to the endexactly, nothings makes you want to go there unlike the nether
>nusoiprojection
>Maybe we should remove villagers and snowmen as wellvillagers can go or at least make them a challenge to get like better than wolves (obviously not as hard as in that mod before you extrapolate this to it's logical extreme). What's your issue with snowmen
>What good is an 'endless' game that only has a dozen mobs and a few biomes?The game you're talking about has an ending, it's called the "end" geg. All they do is constantly add and add yet keep countless pre-existing features buggy and incomplete. The fact they're adding things isn't an issue.
>Even that, as you consider a good portion of that pointless.<just let people enjoy things 
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also they squirt out these updates as often as possible so they can grab all the telemetry data off your machine geg they dont give a fuck
▶ №36781[Quote]>>36814
>>36776>villagers can goAbsolutely grim. Its like you want minecraft to just be an endless forest with a few animals and zombies. You wouldnt happen to be a factorio fan would you?
>What's your issue with snowmenYou tell me, they serve no real function making them needless bloat by your jurisdiction.
>The game you're talking about has an endingAn the ideal game YOUR talking about is virtually infinite as it has no "end", yet you seem to have an issue with added smaller content
>constantly add and add yet keep countless pre-existing features buggy and incomplete.Completely separate issue. What they would ideally change, but havent doesnt really correlate to the meaningless things they have changed/added outside of musing over what that time could have been put towards
>The fact they're adding things isn't an issueUnless its bats, witches, and baby zombies? All things most would consider legacy content.
▶ №36814[Quote]>>36816
>>36781>Unless its bats, witches, and baby zombiesthis nigger is going up to bat for bats and baby zombies, mobs errbody an dey mama hate 💀💀💀💀💀 is bro from ohio???
>Completely separate issue.Absolute retard. If didn't water a plant because you were too busy huffing glue everyday instead it will die.
>An the ideal game YOUR talking about is virtually infinite as it has no "end", yet you seem to have an issue with added smaller content<just ignore it CHUD!
>Absolutely grim. Its like you want minecraft to just be an endless forest with a few animals and zombies.yes I want an endless world where I can do anything I want, with whimsical terrain generation and restrained humidity based biomems. How could you tell?
▶ №36816[Quote]>>36825
>>36814>bats & babies le badnucaca.. I know you dont get this because your like 16, but when xey were added people were grateful for something new.
>Absolute retard. esl babble chinese proverbI geg'd
^NOOO!!! I cant ignore the zombie villagers or whatever they ruin my emersion! My hyper-fixation must never be updated so i can play it in one exact way!!
>i hecking love science and repetition Great. Most people wanted more environments and enemies. The experience you are looking for can be found by playing in the woods
>overall incomprehensible schizo seethingxer, your clitty appears to be leaking over a 3d childrens lego game, have you dilated today?
▶ №36825[Quote]>>36829
>>36816You didn't manage to copy a single word of what I said yet greentexted anyway? Nobody said any of that.
>nucaca..>because your like 16more nusoiprojection. Also still going up to bat for bats and baby zombies when nobody liked them. What fucko alternate reality do you come from
>I geg'dtoo retarded to understand a keyed Chinese proverbs award, thinks it's esl because you're a brown who gets flashbanged by minor spelling mistake award
>muh variety>muh woods>muh seething<CHUD! YOU CANT HAVE A DIFFERENT FUCKING OPINION FROM ME! YOUR SEETHING! JUST LET ME HAVE MY HECCIN THEMEPARK WITH WHOLESOME BEES AND HECCIN MOBS WHICH ARE FUNCTIONALLY IDENTICAL TO ZOMBIES! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GENDER AFFIRMING PINK WOOD?
<BUT WHAT ABOUT MUH VARIETY EVEN THO THE NEW WORLD GENERATION AND BIOMES ARE IRONICALLY MORE MONOTONOUS AND SAMEY THAN THE "INFERIOR" SYSTEMS BEFORE THEM! YOURE JUST NOSTALGIABLIND CHUD! EVERYBODY JOINED ME IN TO CELEBRATE WITH A COMMUNAL BOTTOM SURGERY WHEN ALL THESE FEATURES GOT ADDED!
<I'M APPAULD! HAVE SOME RESPECC FOR THE HARD WORKING FOLX AT MOJANG! THEY WORKED HARD TO SQUIRT OUT THE SNIFFER AND NEW BLM SKINS IN HONOUR OF GEORGE FLOYD! I'M TOO RETARDED TO MAKE MY OWN FUN! OR *gasp* CREATE SOMETHING! I NEED IT ALL LAID OUT INFRONT OF ME LIKE THE PREOP FOR MY SHOULDER REDUCTION SURGERY! I DONT WANT TO THINK! I WANT TO CONSUME! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-ACK!! 
just admit you're a troon who doesn't want to play minecraft, you want terraria in 3d
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went downhill whenever notch dipped
▶ №36829[Quote]>>36832>>36857
>>36825holy shit your leaking so much spelling mistakes and now whole paragraph tangents.
"nobody likes bats or babies" nobody within productive society has ever pondered this. Ive never seen someone so viciously concerned with something so unimportant..
>doesn't want to play minecraftI have a job and friends to drink with. I havent thought about your childrens block stacking game in over a decade.
▶ №36832[Quote]>>36833
>>36829>your leaki-ACK!! 
yup, issa tranny
>viciously concernedYou're the one who's been hyperfixated on this on this one throwaway point, it's hilarious
>I have a job and a bull to fuck my wife, blah blah blahThe so-supposed unbothered chad who goes to slam ipa's at the barcade with his cuckbuddies acts like he doesn't care after getting baited into arguing three times in a row kwab
▶ №36833[Quote]>>36859
>>36832>erm your a heckin transqween chud! ill keep say it till your eqq cracks!!non response but thats nice nigga
>der 1 throwaway pointbud your the one circling back to that, when i say your wasting your time on shit that doesnt benefit anyone I mean all of this- the wall of orange speaks volumes into your innerworkings, in each little reference I can see your parents frustration in you not getting a job or drivers license.
>stutteringits quant that your throwing back my words like "hyperfixate" in lieu of an actual rebuttal, but I except your L.
>getting baited 3 hekkin times!!!holy autism im quite content that my 1min responses illicit you to take up half the page with your whining, just admit your a kid whos obsessed with useless shit
▶ №36859[Quote]>>36885
>>36833your mind status?
BROKENplease continue to double down on your coping with your "made in 1 minute" passionate essays
▶ №36885[Quote]>>36933
>>36857>>36859>still thinks this is about minecraftYep, xhes fully BVCKBRQKEN. Can no longer form complete posts.
You, a minecraft obsessive have leaked through an entire thread over someone that has never played the game, or even watched a playthrough.

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>>36885>parroting what they say back>trippling down on "I have a life" larp>acts like xe never played the game despite remembering how people supposedly reacted when features got addedWow shes right you are mindbroken geg
▶ №37031[Quote]>>37035
personally my favorite minecraft version of all time is Xbox One Edition which is forever stuck on 1.12, it's the best version of the game, enough content to be fun and replayable but not too much random bullshit that does nothing, 1.16 is the best for playing with friends albeit
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>>36701Fortnite fucking sucks now, also the game is centered around building its been like that since 2017 only you fucking RETARDS with zero motor skills enjoy no builds, they literally created that mode to appeal to the spics and niggers that love CoD warzone, not to mention CoD is only good if you're playing mp from Mw19 or before or if you're playing zombies (specifically the treyarch modes and IW) or else you're playing genuine niggerslop with no soul
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>>37031tsmt and can you believe that trannies actually want xb1 to be updated to 1.14? actual niggers that pmo
▶ №37036[Quote]>>37038
>>36815when I play the older versions alone I hardly touch enchantments I just explore and farm and build shit but when I play with my friends we always grind out villagers to get max enchants because they're all lazy fucks that hate mining to replace their gear and want to keep the same shit forever evendoe the game is easy as fuck
▶ №37041[Quote]>>37043
>>37038>posting builds you didn't makedo you think I'm stupid or something??? also yeah mending is a big quality of life improvement but the way my friends play is where the first thing they do is find a good village, trap all the guys in a breeder, and just make librarians until we have every single "necessary" enchantment (mending, fortune III, efficiency V, unbreaking III, Protection IV, Sharpness V, fire aspect II, looting III, feather falling IV, silk touch) then they'll finally work on real bases instead of small starter houses, not to mention we all build these big ass country/kingdom style bases and larp about retarded wars, my friend has a google slides doc documenting the history of one of our past worlds that we played for over a year geg, its crazy
▶ №37043[Quote]>>37044
>>37041retardgod who cares if its my build or not, its just a nice screenshot. thats like crying at someone for posting your soyjak. heres proof its mine since you care so much
<also those bases sound cool. are you able to send screenshots?
▶ №37044[Quote]>>37045
>>37043I had seen that screenshot before and I was really saying that to just see if you were the same one that posted that, funny coincidence
<I'll send some in a moment, Xbox deletes screenshots really fast unfortunately but I can just take new ones, the thing is this is on bedrock and it forces you to update to new versions so I actually have some new stuff from 1.20 in my base, I still like how they look though so I'll send pics
▶ №37045[Quote]>>37048
>>37044yeah im the gempasser who has a cool minecraft base. ask me anything.
<also isnt bugrock extremely slow on XB1? i tried going on it and it took like 10 minutes to get past the loading screen and another 5 for stuff to finalize.
▶ №37048[Quote]>>37051>>37052
>>37045hold on, I cant get fucking Xbox app to work so I'm just gonna have to take pictures of my screenshots with my phone and send those to my laptop geg, the builds wont look as good but I don't feel like dealing with all this other shit
<it is pretty laggy, we all have Xbox series consoles doe (series S and X)
<I'll post my base first, I called it endopolis evendoe I mostly just built with cobble like a lazy fuck, you'll notice the walls are very tall, this world is like 3 years old o algo
<I also have some really good screenshots saved from a world my friend owns, I love my base on that world so I'll probably post that too
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>>37048damn I accidentally saved the same one twice, ignore the 4th
<my internet is shit so it's taking forever to download and post these
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>>37048that looks awesome. i like the random stuff and huge projects its nostalgic to when id play 10 years ago.
>series S and Xgeg i have the original xbox 1 so thats probably why it sucks.
<also id recommend sending screenshots to OneDrive instead because its more convenient
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<entire thread is a schizo replying to himself