[–] ▶ №12794903[Quote]>>12795062
goon to soytan feet
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try to dig a hole on the ground and take a shit.
▶ №12794978[Quote]>>12795185
>>12794861 (OP)Take the R key of your keyboard with you
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>>12794861 (OP)meds, africans dont use the internet to look at niche things like the sharty or the jarty.
▶ №12795062[Quote]>>12795072>>12795150
>>12794903You click on an image of soytan's feet, and refresh the page by licking up the raisin with your tongue. Then, you draw on the new page, displaying the image, and proceed to goon your tiny black pecker furiously to it.
What do you do?
▶ №12795072[Quote]>>12795300
>>12795062take the monkey corpse with you to the market to sell
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>>12795094Blud thinks im agugu namefag
▶ №12795150[Quote]>>12795377
>>12795062Soyduel the monkey with your raisin
▶ №12795185[Quote]>>12795215>>12795227
>>12794978Inspecting your keyboard, you find it actually doesn't have an R key. You don't know how you never noticed that.
You take the P key, since it looks the most like an R.
What do you do?
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>>12795185erase the contents of the computer and replace it with aryan cartoons
▶ №12795300[Quote]>>12795357
>>12795072You decide to take the monkey with you to sell, as it will surely sell for many loti. You resist the urge to cum in it, even though you want to, because that would make the monkey no longer a virgin and reduce its price.
What do you do?
▶ №12795377[Quote]>>12795395
>>12795150You decide to soyduel the monkey with your raisin, licking up the raisin on the computer and replacing it with a soyquote. You use the gemmiest variant you know: uglyfuckingcreature.
The monkey does not respond.
You have won the soyduel.
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>>12794861 (OP)embedded feraljak bmt above the jartycuck
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>>12795377look outside to see if theres anything goonable outside
▶ №12795479[Quote]>>12795490>>12798443
>>12795357Venturing outside, you find a strange white man with plastic packets in his hands, accompanied by a man with a camera. Many of your brothers and sisters are already crowded around him.
He speaks in a loud, shrill voice.
>WHAT'S UP BEAST GANG, TODAY WE'RE GOING TO BE GIVING GUMMY WORMS TO TRIBAL PEOPLE FOR THE FIRST TIME!What do you do?
▶ №12795684[Quote]>>12795700>>12795717
>>12795490Your rape instincts kick in, and you immediately rush up to Mr. Beast, intent on hitting him over the head with your P key and then sexually violating him.
However, due to your short stature, you are only able to scrabble the rock vainly at his leg.
Mr Beast smiles down at you.
>What's up little guy? What do you want? You want some gummy worms? I bet you do!The cameraman whispers to him.
<Dude.. I think that's a monkey corpse.>Shh, it's their culture. Don't fuck this up Will.What do you do?
▶ №12795700[Quote]>>12795956
>>12795684using your 2 IQ, you decide to rub it out on mr beast while he is recording
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>>12795684throw the monkey at mr beast and scare all the cacas
▶ №12795956[Quote]>>12795990
>>12795700Using your high Lesotho IQ, you resolve the issue by starting to goon your microscopic jarty pecker violently, aiming it at Mr Beast's leg. Your brethren begin cheering.
The cameraman retches.
<What the fuck? He's… he's.. ugh. Are you sure we should keep recording?>We'll edit it out in post. Keep the cameras rolling. That's an order.Mr Beast turns to you.
>Wow, you're really excited for the gummy worms, huh? I guess I have to give you some then!He retrieves some of the tasty treats from the bag and holds them in front of you.
What do you do?
▶ №12795990[Quote]>>12796158
>>12795956use ancient icelandic skin whitening rituals
▶ №12796158[Quote]>>12796194
>>12795990You take a break from gooning and decide to perform an ancient icelandic skin whitening ritual. You focus all your energy on being white. Miraculously, something happens. A golden glow envelops you, and you feel an unearthly power course through your body.
You are now 0.001% whiter.
Your brethren drop to the ground and begin worshipping you.
What do you do?
▶ №12796194[Quote]>>12796435
>>12796158order your fellow jartypeople to rape mr beast to death.
▶ №12796435[Quote]>>12796567
>>12796194You order your fellow jartypersxns to rape Mr Beast to death.
They immediately leap upon him, humping him with their peckers. He tries to swat them off, but they keep coming, and there are too many.
>AAHHH! FUCK! SHIT! HELP! GET THESE FUCKING NIGGERS OFF OF ME!!<I'll get help! I'm calling the cops!<Shit, no service! Oh my god, what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?The cameraman is backing away, ready to make a run for it but not wanting to leave Mr Beast behind.
Meanwhile, your soldiers quickly overcome Mr Beast, tackling him to the ground and covering him in foul goonslime.
You begin gooning yourself, joining in their reverie.
What do you do?
▶ №12796439[Quote]>>12796768
>>12796425
brap so much that you become white
▶ №12796768[Quote]>>12796922
>>12796439>>12796567While gooning, you release a brap so noxious that it bleaches the skin of everyone in the vicinity a radiant white.
Then you use Agarthan magic to summon Thor's eight-legged steed, Sleipnir. With swift hooves, it charges through the air straight into the cameraman. The blow knocks him down, making him spit blood.
What do you do?
▶ №12796922[Quote]>>12798424
>>12796768skin him alive and use his coat to make a fursuit
▶ №12798424[Quote]>>12798445>>12798446>>12798510
>>12796922You skin him alive. Yes, this is perfect! This pelt will make for an excellent fursuit! You just need to gather some hair first.
For some reason, he won't stop screaming.
What do you do?
▶ №12798443[Quote]
>>12795479why does gapejak look a bit off
▶ №12798445[Quote]
>>12798424Throw him into a volcano to please the jartygods
▶ №12798510[Quote]>>12798850
>>12798424Cover him with raisin so he looks like a nigger and make him my nigger slave
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>>12798510You take a massive shit and cover the man with it so that he resembles a nigger.
<AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!You are quite contented with this turn of events. You are the white man, and he is the nigger. He will be your nigger slave for now on, just as if you were a white slave owner in the South. The Jarty is finally aryan.
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>>12798446You pick the skin back up and call upon your new slave.
But before you have time to look for suitable furs for your fursuit, the chieftan, Gutu Pei, waddles in front of you imperiously.
<*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*<Becuz of you ackshuns tooday, no more tourist is gon come to Malealea. And with no tourist, we has no money to buy 'p.<We gon die witout 'p. So you, the most aryanest and strongest of the sons of Malalea, and the most skilledest in the hyperborean magical arts, must leaves the village to find money so that we's can get more 'p o algo asiA tear comes to your eye, at the thought of leaving your homeland and all that you hold dear. But you must follow the will of the Chieftan, and he is right. For the sake of all your brothers and sisters in Malalea, you must go forth.
And so, with your nigger slave in tow, you trek across the unforgiving desert for many days and nights, with only the skinned monkey and a bottle of your own pum (mix of pee and cum) as provisions. Your slave was hesitant to eat these at first, but as the days dragged on he became willing.
You are traveling north, to Liberia, where it is said a great Aryan shaman resides who can help your tribe.
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jannies loop this gem
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>>12798873I meant wow wow wubbzy fuck my ESL life
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>>12794861 (OP)Gemmy thread in a sea of coally log
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>>12798903NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO CONTINUE THE TRÄDEN NOWWWWWWWW
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>>12798903sleep well chud, thread got looped. though
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uo
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>Malealea even doe Jartycucks live in Thaba-Tseka district
▶ №12804462[Quote]>>12804491
Bruh you still have conjunctivitis, perhaps too much sand has entered your eyes. Find some eye cleaning water so your eyes return to normal and lips stop swelling. Also stop wearing these ridiculous looses, you're not in your gooncave doing erotic asphyxiation anymore.
▶ №12804523[Quote]>>12804691
100% chance the nigger whos running the save the bull adventure thread hijacked this thread
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>>12804523>hijackedI made the thread geg
▶ №12804742[Quote]>>12804867>>12804909>>12804950
>>12798873Suddenly, you remember those blissful days when you would force your SNCA children's cartoon, Wow Wow Wubbzy, on adventure threads. The thought makes you so aroused that you draw the titular character in the sand and immediately start gooning to it.
Your slave has collapsed from exhaustion.
What do you do?
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>>12798857Ignore the smoke and continue on your trek to liberia
Use that agarthan magic to speed up the trek
▶ №12804867[Quote]>>12805688
>>12804742go to the smoke
smoke = more coal and dust to 'oon to
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also bumo
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>>12804742Get a facial reconstruction surgery
▶ №12804950[Quote]>>12805686
>>12804742ball bust your inferior jarty balls to infertility
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Wash your face and stop gooning, top much sand made you look like frankestein golem
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bump while waiting for OP
▶ №12805688[Quote]>>12805847>>12806011>>12806182
>>12804867Dragging your slave up the mountain to the smoke's source, you come upon a surprising sight. It is a group of Bushmen, those men of slight stature and large buttocks who in years past fought valiantly to free your land from Zulu control. They are presently burning a sacred hetacomb of antelope.
The one who wears a shaman's headdress speaks up.
<Well met, man of Sotho. If you would like to join in our dance, and in the feast which comes after the sacrifice, you are welcome. We make this tribute to Soot, so that he may bless us with good hunts and high PPH.Your slave, whose voice has long since left him from excessive screaming, is constantly emitting a hoarse, quiet groan.
What do you do?
▶ №12805847[Quote]>>12805941>>12806511
>>12805688pray to Soot so your favourite is back online and isn't made by seamonkey pedophile
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>>12805847favourite website*
▶ №12806011[Quote]>>12806511
>>12805688join the dance and perform a hyperborean magical ritual with the bushmen, how could you tell?
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i feel bad for mr beast and xis cameraman
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>>12805688Toss your slave into the fire, xe’s slowing you down with his nigger aura competing with your Aryan Power. im trans btw
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Currently making an edit of this like the good boy adventures and bull adventure thread
▶ №12806511[Quote]>>12806560>>12806580
>>12806011>>12805847You join in the dance, tossing the skinned monkey in the pyre and with it your prayers for the Jarty to go back online, and for it to be white. You combine your hyperborean magic with theirs, to honor and entreat Soot.
<Oh, hear us Lord Soot of peaceful repose, of the plentiful marijuana! if ever our deeds honored you, if ever our sacrifices of beast and fowl pleased you, grant us our plea!As you gyrate and holler into the heavens above, a change sweeps over the landscape. A cloud of ash sweeps across the sky, as to blot out the sun, and out of the haze emerges a grey figure.
<Hey mates. Consider your wishes granted. Thanks for the offering.What do you do?
▶ №12806560[Quote]>>12806799
>>12806511Ask Soot to give you infinite 'P and 'O reserves for your chieftan Gutu Pei
▶ №12806580[Quote]>>12806799
>>12806511worship sooby soob and ask him for 'p
▶ №12806799[Quote]>>12806830>>12807071>>12808079
Flood detected; post discarded
Flood detected; post discarded
>>12806560>>12806580You immediately fall on your knees in worship, begging Soot for infinite 'p and 'o so your village can survive forever.
He puts his finger to his chin in consideration.
<Infinite 'p and 'o, huh? That's a tall order. Might even cut into my stash.<How about this: If you can sacrifice 200 virgin men for me before the summer solstice, I will grant your wish.It is the 11th of December; you only have a mere 10 days before the solstice.
What do you do?
▶ №12806830[Quote]>>12807471
>>12806799Ask Soot to guide you to where Mr. beast came from to gather all 200 virgin men to sacrifice. Practice and prepare your brap powers beforehand, and rejuvenate your skinned slave.
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Groot (rotten Froot) comes out of the sand to hunt the jarty nigger and save the slave
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>>12806799kill your nigger slave as the first sacrifice
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>>12806830You ask Soot to guide you where Mr. Beast came from, so you can find suitable sacrifices.
<Oh yeah! There's a port about 20 miles from here, that's where he came from. It has some small settlements, and trade ships stop there regularly. I'll send you my divine guidance to show you the way.You nod, and Soot disappears.
As starry night descends upon your camp and the fire dims, the beast's flesh is passed around, and not one man goes without his hunger sated, even your slave. For you feed him from your hand and he is all too happy to take it, in his starvation.
▶ №12807473[Quote]>>12807513>>12807549>>12807785>>12807832>>12807928>>12808140
>>12807071
But even as you laugh and feast and trade stories, you cannot truly feel their joy. For you have a duty to complete, for the sake of your people, and every hour that passes without a sacrifice is one wasted.
Suddenly, inspiration strikes you.
You turn to your slave and ask him if he's a virgin.
He responds.
<AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!You ask him again.
<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!It seems this dialogue is getting nowhere.
Life or death for your nigger slave?
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>>12807473Attempt to give them a sip of cold water to ease their throat so they can speak- cold water originating from your jartytears, ofcourse.
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>>12807473put dat poor nigga down
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>>12807473muzzle his mouth so he stops screaming.
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>>12807473Life, but muzzle his mouth so that he isn't an annoyance.
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>>12807473Feed him water then use him as bioweapon to kill other niggers. Nobody kills niggers as good as other niggers.
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this is like abes odyssey
