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▶ №12794861[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>12794978>>12795008>>12795388

You are a vantablack nigger living in Malealea, Lesotho. The village chieftan has just informed you that some white men are visiting and you need to hide your 'p and BMT, which irritates you greatly because you were just in the middle of posting on the Jarty about how Zellig is sharty culture.
Your computer made of sticks, rocks, monkey hide and raisin stands in front of you. Above you is a monkey you've recently skinned, and its pelt is piled in the corner to your left. You plan to make a Pomni cosplay from it later.
What do you do?

▶ №12794903[Quote]>>12795062

goon to soytan feet

▶ №12794909[Quote]

try to dig a hole on the ground and take a shit.

▶ №12794978[Quote]>>12795185

>>12794861 (OP)
Take the R key of your keyboard with you

▶ №12795008[Quote]

>>12794861 (OP)
meds, africans dont use the internet to look at niche things like the sharty or the jarty.

▶ №12795062[Quote]>>12795072>>12795150

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>>12794903
You click on an image of soytan's feet, and refresh the page by licking up the raisin with your tongue. Then, you draw on the new page, displaying the image, and proceed to goon your tiny black pecker furiously to it.
What do you do?

▶ №12795072[Quote]>>12795300

>>12795062
take the monkey corpse with you to the market to sell

▶ №12795081[Quote]

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>jartycuck posts about how zellig is sharty culture
Coally post, shut it down

▶ №12795094[Quote]>>12795100

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>>jartycuck posts about how zellig is sharty culture
>Coally post, shut it down

▶ №12795100[Quote]

>>12795094
Blud thinks im agugu namefag

▶ №12795150[Quote]>>12795377

>>12795062
Soyduel the monkey with your raisin

▶ №12795185[Quote]>>12795215>>12795227

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>>12794978
Inspecting your keyboard, you find it actually doesn't have an R key. You don't know how you never noticed that.
You take the P key, since it looks the most like an R.
What do you do?

▶ №12795215[Quote]

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>>12795185
>'P key
OYYYYYYYY SHUT IT DOWN

▶ №12795227[Quote]

>>12795185
erase the contents of the computer and replace it with aryan cartoons

▶ №12795300[Quote]>>12795357

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>>12795072
You decide to take the monkey with you to sell, as it will surely sell for many loti. You resist the urge to cum in it, even though you want to, because that would make the monkey no longer a virgin and reduce its price.
What do you do?

▶ №12795357[Quote]>>12795479

>>12795300
Go outside

▶ №12795377[Quote]>>12795395

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>>12795150
You decide to soyduel the monkey with your raisin, licking up the raisin on the computer and replacing it with a soyquote. You use the gemmiest variant you know: uglyfuckingcreature.
The monkey does not respond.
You have won the soyduel.

▶ №12795388[Quote]

>>12794861 (OP)
embedded feraljak bmt above the jartycuck

▶ №12795395[Quote]

>>12795377
look outside to see if theres anything goonable outside

▶ №12795479[Quote]>>12795490

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>>12795357
Venturing outside, you find a strange white man with plastic packets in his hands, accompanied by a man with a camera. Many of your brothers and sisters are already crowded around him.
He speaks in a loud, shrill voice.
>WHAT'S UP BEAST GANG, TODAY WE'RE GOING TO BE GIVING GUMMY WORMS TO TRIBAL PEOPLE FOR THE FIRST TIME!
What do you do?

▶ №12795490[Quote]>>12795684

>>12795479
rape mr beast

▶ №12795684[Quote]>>12795700>>12795717

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>>12795490
Your rape instincts kick in, and you immediately rush up to Mr. Beast, intent on hitting him over the head with your P key and then sexually violating him.
However, due to your short stature, you are only able to scrabble the rock vainly at his leg.
Mr Beast smiles down at you.
>What's up little guy? What do you want? You want some gummy worms? I bet you do!
The cameraman whispers to him.
<Dude.. I think that's a monkey corpse.
>Shh, it's their culture. Don't fuck this up Will.
What do you do?

▶ №12795700[Quote]>>12795956

>>12795684
using your 2 IQ, you decide to rub it out on mr beast while he is recording

▶ №12795717[Quote]

>>12795684
throw the monkey at mr beast and scare all the cacas

▶ №12795956[Quote]>>12795990

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>>12795700
Using your high Lesotho IQ, you resolve the issue by starting to goon your microscopic jarty pecker violently, aiming it at Mr Beast's leg. Your brethren begin cheering.
The cameraman retches.
<What the fuck? He's… he's.. ugh. Are you sure we should keep recording?
>We'll edit it out in post. Keep the cameras rolling. That's an order.
Mr Beast turns to you.
>Wow, you're really excited for the gummy worms, huh? I guess I have to give you some then!
He retrieves some of the tasty treats from the bag and holds them in front of you.
What do you do?

▶ №12795990[Quote]

>>12795956
use ancient icelandic skin whitening rituals


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