R: 183 / I: 45TOILET BOWL SEAT ADVENTURES
Due to a science experiment made to btfo the hecking chuds that involved Sproke and Soylent had gone wrong, you had accidentally shrank yourself into a size of a germ cell.
To make this matter worse, you decided to do this experiment in the bathroom of your local coffee shop, as you decided to support local businesses.
Specifically, you chugged the Soylent and Sproke on top of the toilet seat.
The air is thick with a strange green wind, the once microscopic shit and piss stains on the bowl have become your size. Opening your eyes for too long is painful, as the strange substance in the "air" of the toilet bowl stings your eyes.
You feel tempted to lie down and have someone unknowingly kill you, either by closing the toilet seat, sitting on you, or wiping you off while cleaning the toilet seat. But you strengthen your resolve anyhow, as your fellow science believer Soytan is in this very same diner, and you VVILL marry her in a pretty reddit approved science themed wedding before you die and your body returns to space dust. To do that however, you will need to grow back to normal size. You do remember some sproke and soylent dropping to the floor of the bathroom as you drank from the two bottles at once, but the gap from the toilet bowl to the bottom of the restroom is so unimaginably large due to your small size, that even going a quarter way down would be a feat.
What do you do?