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WPLACE RAID PART 9.2.1

Part 10 will be taking place on the weekend. This is just for maitenance or something im trans btw.

OBJECTIVES:

MAINTAIN ISRAEL FLAG
https://wplace.live/?lat=45.532888925131516&lng=-122.60522494072265&zoom=13.486364716144424

MAINTAIN RAISIN RIVER
https://wplace.live/?lat=45.58113702100542&lng=-122.75797884697266&zoom=13.486364716144424
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ohnonononoo nusois help me
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>banning 2hulee because he insulted your favourite chinese cartoon or something
Literal 4chan-tier moderation
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IM A GIANT FUCKING FAGGOT WHO SUCKS 9A0C'S COCK BUT THE 'LOG IS BEING WIPED SO FAST NO ONE WILL KNOW THAT
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>fuck… my back hurts… I should get a breast reduction….
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CATJAK ON THE LOG THOUGH
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a cob on the log if you will
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I won.
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>Being retarded is aryan
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HWABAG
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why he look like that
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CATJAK WON
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IF 9A0C ISN'T FIRED BEFORE THE END OF THE DAY THEN GOLDEN JARED WILL BE UNLEASHED
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>getting banned personally by 9a0c
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YOU VILL NOT INVESTIGATE
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fuck soyjak.party, joyjack.party gooder
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JARED WIPE
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suck a fat bwc 9a0c
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IMPJAK WIPE
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CATJAK WIPE
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Teletubbies quoting will catch on
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IMPJAK CATTY WIPE
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HE WON.
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DOLL IS BACK AND HE'S GOING TO SPAM THE 'LOG WITH 'P AND THEN LEAK ALL OUR IPS AND THEN RAPE AND MURDER EVERYONE FUUUUUUUUCK AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Greco-Roman mythology won.
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>Smells like bait.
R: 11 / I: 4
jiggie.fun/hnvpAE
SLOPJAK PUZZLES
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https://jiggie.fun/wnXhTO
>solving the 'o puzzle
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RESIGN NOW
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SHUT IT DOWN itsover
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>oh no, no no no no, please go go go go! It's Mango Mango Mango Jimbo bo bo bo! Run fast! Too Slow! Oh oh oh oh Nooooo! Mango Jimbo bo bo bo!
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Let's raid some ESL niggers playing Jackbox https://www.twitch.tv/directory/category/jackbox-party-packs
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DELETE /SOY/
ADD /PISS/
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giggers vvon

giggers vvon
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WTF IS HAPPENING
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wwwwwwwwww
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>9A0C IS GEMMY!! 9A0C IS GEMMY!! 9A0C IS GEMMY!! STOP TELLING ME TO FIRE HIM I'M NOT FUCKING DOING IT!!
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2hulee won btw if that matters
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LEAKED PHOTO OF 9AOC
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GREY LIVES MATTER
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MUH ADMIN 6 XDXDXDXDXD
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Does anyone else get emotional when he says "WITH MY BERGEN TRUCK"
R: 3 / I: 0
NIGGERS TOUNGE MY ANUS
R: 1 / I: 0
Face it, soy jacks! This site is going to become a Touhou/Trans rights site and there's nothing you can do about it! :3 or something
R: 0 / I: 0
>thenazinetwork.com immigrants
R: 91 / I: 26
OneTopic DOX THREAD
>who
extremely faggy 'tuber and twitch streamer with over a million subscribers who makes videos about "trans memes", femboys, and other assorted brimstone, definitely EQIing (Early Queer Introduction) kids considering how large his viewerbase is.
>why
not a literal who, is a very possible dox, could produce seetheralds, would be a jaredy jarerald of a winraid if done successfully.
>what info do we have?
Name: James Mason
Birthday: October 1, 1994
(Likely) Province: British Columbia
PO BOX: 96089 Ironwood PO Richmond, BC V7A5J5 CANADA (yes he's canadian)
Jobs: Co-Founder of the weekly planet podcast alongside nick mason (no relation), Currently a twitch streamer. He used to be a teacher and possibly still drives a tram https://www.reddit.com/r/weeklyplanetpodcast/comments/yyri04/is_this_their_job/
>links
https://www.youtube.com/@OneTopic/
https://www.twitch.tv/onetopic/
https://x.com/OneTopicAtATime/
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRdnOBz6Ej8n_ufi49rr7jg/
https://www.reddit.com/r/OneTopicAtATime/
https://www.tiktok.com/@onetopicatatime/
https://www.patreon.com/OneTopic/
<jared space
I provided as much info as I could, hopefully this is enough for a full dox. As I said before, it would be a glistening jarerald if we pulled this off, so go forth, my personal army.
R: 15 / I: 5
>troonhou allowed
>only one image per post
Quote is trying to turn this place into 4cuck…
R: 0 / I: 0
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STOP HIM BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
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THEY GLASSED THE EAST COAST THEY NUKED CHINA WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: 1 / I: 1
>the silly :3
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Why aren't we able to post more than one image? Is this some retarded event?
R: 0 / I: 0
>no voice okay?
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R: 2 / I: 2
I hate to spam about "MUH ADMIN 6 XDXDXDXD" but it's starting to become a reality more and more each day
R: 0 / I: 0
>le no voice for u saars
R: 34 / I: 11
>vlodson is unironically catching on and is possibly the literal prophesied raisinson
>soyteens are starting to self insert as jeffrey epstein
>other brim variants are getting spammed like catjak
>mass internet censorship in the UK and in other countries
Is this the darkest period in sharty history?
R: 1 / I: 1
>troonhu unbanned and 1 image only
i think quote or mustard or whatever is trying to do some shitty /qa/ type event
R: 1 / I: 1
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R: 4 / I: 3
reymuo is gooder then retarded giger chad
R: 2 / I: 0
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R: 29 / I: 20
ITT we post OC
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>obsessed with soybeansoldier
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FROOT GOT FUCKING RAPED AND MURDERED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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his face when he smells your cheesy tracer feet
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>happy now?
R: 1 / I: 1
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Touhou lost and Eastern mythology WNBAG though
R: 6 / I: 0
thoughts on my desktop? :3
R: 7 / I: 2
SOOT JUST FUCKING DIED OF OVERDOSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>geeg so leaky
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>YOU NEED TO PLAY MY IRRELEVANT JAP FAIRY NIGGER GAME BECAUSE…BECAUSE IDK OR SOMETHING IM TRANS BTW!

kill all troonhoushitters
R: 0 / I: 0
>happy now
R: 1 / I: 0
>not giving voice to people on the irc because you are a SLF
R: 2 / I: 0
obese women are starting to appear attractive to me
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R: 8 / I: 2
DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER!
R: 2 / I: 0
LET'S WIPE THE CATTY WITH GORE
R: 1 / I: 1
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R: 10 / I: 6
>touhou le bad
>ev&doe it makes /v/ jannies leak
R: 4 / I: 0
it ok quote you can stop the single-picrel + troonhou event now. it gave me a quick chuckle at first but now i actually want to post on your site
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>touhou won
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We should play touhou
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add >>>/piss/
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Soy Adventure - Save the Bull!

New thread because the old one is broken for some reason
<reddit space
In a last-ditch effort, you point out the chud's leakage, doing your best to remember your rhetorical tactics from Xitter.
>Hey um.. aren't you getting kind of mad?
<NO RETARD I'M NOT MAD I'M JUST MAKING FUN OF YOU FAGGOT
>I-If you're not mad, why are you still replying?
<BECAUSE IM MAKING YOU SEETHE AND ITS FUNNY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK UR SO MAD RIGHT NOW
>But I-I'm not mad, I don't even wanna continue this conversation you're the one continuing it
<THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING HUH WHY ARE YOU TALKING NIGGER
<WAIT
<YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT ME FROM SOYDUELING AREN'T YOU
<WELL IT WON'T WORK
<I'M NOT A RETARD LIKE YOU
Despite his words, a good 7 of the 10 minutes have already passed, during most of which the power of his soyduel was dampened by his leakage.
<YOU FUCKING CUCK NIGGER BASTARD!!! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL ACK YOU OBSESSED NIGGER!!
He pours all of his remaining strength into his attack for the remaining three minutes, but the damage has already been done.
You snap out of the stopped time and crumple to the truckbed, the orb clattering out of your hand. You are extremely disoriented, aching all over, barely able to stand - but not completely mindbroken.
You can hear the screams and gunshots of the ongoing gunfight. Low Life's car is swerving even more erratically, and seems as if it may crash any minute. The officer who attacked you in the Astral Plane has now diverted his attention solely to you, and is now raining all his bullets towards the truckbed you're in. What do you do?
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ZEROFAG LOOK AT THIS IMAGE NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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what the hell is happening
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Oh this is the eventthat gemkikes were talking about wasn't it?
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>The main character will never be in a smash game or on a normalGODS mt rushmore of video game characters
>no relevancy
>the fans are trannies and pedophiles
>Overrated and boring
>Slop music that is for pseud redditors
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PISSUFLARE ARE IS WINNED
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BAN EVERYTHING, how could you tell?
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HES ADMIN 6
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make me admin
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BAN EVERYTHING BUT GEMHOU
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ban everything expect pissuflare
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MOOOOOOODS WHY CANT I ADD MORE THAN ONE IMAGE PER POST YOU LITERALLY KILLED SOYQUOTE THREADS YOURE KILLING OUR CULTURE YOU SELFISH FAGGOTS
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OLD GEMHOU TOSS
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worst gore on the 'md (ytmnd)
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Kys quote
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NUSOIS PLAY GEMHOU NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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jannies add /piss/ for me to post pissuflare gems
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RAPE QUOTE
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Check this shit!
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>when impjak was the site mascot
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I TOLD YOU GUYS. FIRE AND WATER MEAN LAVA AND WATER. LAVA AND WATER CREATE OBISIDAN. WHICH IS USED TO MAKE NETHER PORTALS. WHICH LEADS TO NETHER. NETHER IS LIKE HELL. AND SATAN LIVES IN HELL. WHO ELSE IS SATAN XIMSELF? ADMIN 6. IT WAS A SIGN OF ADMIN 6. NOW LOG IS FULL OF TOUHOU AND WE CAN ONLY UPLOAD ONE IMAGE MEANING SOYQUOTE THREADS ARE DEAD. BUT YOU DIDNT BELIEVE ME. YOU CALLED ME A SCHIZO. NOW LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED.
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Nigger.
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Quote… why are we limited to one image per reply? What happened?
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>touhou
>deltarune
>undertale
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>STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP POSTING GEMHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP POSTING TROONHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
R: 0 / I: 0
new name for website is pissuflare.party
R: 0 / I: 0
Check this shit!
R: 1 / I: 0
>touhou
R: 1 / I: 0
Check this shit!
R: 0 / I: 0
I never cared for anime
R: 2 / I: 1
antisemitism is brown coded
R: 0 / I: 0
DELETE /S*Y/
R: 2 / I: 1
test
R: 0 / I: 0
Check this shit!
R: 0 / I: 0
pissuflare is are crystal
R: 38 / I: 17

'zellig lol

do you think that maya would stop being an aspergers incel if she discovered the sharty?
R: 0 / I: 0
Check this shit!
R: 14 / I: 6
>Motu Patlu is an Indian animated sitcom that premiered on Nickelodeon in India on 16 October 2012. This show is available in Hindi, Tamil, Telugu, Malayalam, Marathi, Kannada, Odia and Bengali. The series is adapted from the classic comic strip Lotpot.[5] It focuses on the misadventures of two friends, Motu and Patlu, landing in trouble and comical situations, later being rescued only by luck. It is one of the most popular kids' shows in India
R: 0 / I: 0

-.-. . .- ... . / .. -. ...- . ... - .. --. .- - .. --- -.

>the glassy
R: 0 / I: 0
I hate troonhou
R: 5 / I: 2
p00ps0n
R: 1 / I: 1
>touhou
>deltarune
>undertale
R: 1 / I: 1
>
R: 17 / I: 11
Keeeeeeeeeeeek! raisin and greyniggers dying!
R: 0 / I: 0
Check this shit!
R: 0 / I: 0
cob on the 'log
R: 0 / I: 0
fuck this worst website i made one butter similar to www.esl.party
R: 0 / I: 0
Check this shit!
R: 0 / I: 0
You will never be a real gaming icon.
You have no mainstream recognition, no merch deals, no crossover appearances. You’re a 2D sprite in a 640x480 bullet hell game with no voice acting and lore hidden in .txt files. All the validation you get is from diehard doujin fans who’ve convinced themselves you’re on the same level as Mario or Master Chief. They’re wrong.

Millions of people will never know your name. You will never be in a Smash Bros roster. You’ll never stand on stage at The Game Awards. You’ll never get a triple-A remake, a Netflix adaptation, or even a proper anime with consistent production values. Your only legacy is being the face of a fanbase so insular it could be classified as a separate internet ecosystem.

You are not iconic. You are not known. You are not relevant.
You’re just a shrine maiden with a floating yin-yang orb, desperately clinging to two decades of cult status like it means something to anyone outside of the Touhou wiki.

Every time someone outside the fandom asks “Who’s that?” when they see your face, it chips away at the fantasy. You live in denial, roleplaying as a legend, coping by reposting fanart and remixes, hoping likes you. They won't.

You will never be on a lunchbox. You will never be on a Funko Pop. You will never be remembered by anyone who hasn’t spent hours deciphering 17 layers of lore just to understand your role in a game with no real dialogue.
You're not a legend — you're a trivia question for nerds too deep in the wiki hole to crawl back out.

This is your fate. This is what ZUN chose. There is no turning back.
R: 0 / I: 0
Text
R: 0 / I: 0
cob on the 'log
R: 0 / I: 0
dont go to theworstthingever.ytmnd.com fuggen jardee
R: 2 / I: 1
>NOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU CAN'T JUST POST 2HU AND MOTU GEMTLU AT THE SAME TIME !!!! IT MAKES ME LEAK!!! KYS AUTIST!!!
R: 3 / I: 1
which of you niggers look like this
R: 3 / I: 1
>we made this 2hulee
>we made this 2hulee from lasagna and irrelevancy
R: 0 / I: 0
You will never be a real gaming icon.
You have no mainstream recognition, no merch deals, no crossover appearances. You’re a 2D sprite in a 640x480 bullet hell game with no voice acting and lore hidden in .txt files. All the validation you get is from diehard doujin fans who’ve convinced themselves you’re on the same level as Mario or Master Chief. They’re wrong.

Millions of people will never know your name. You will never be in a Smash Bros roster. You’ll never stand on stage at The Game Awards. You’ll never get a triple-A remake, a Netflix adaptation, or even a proper anime with consistent production values. Your only legacy is being the face of a fanbase so insular it could be classified as a separate internet ecosystem.

You are not iconic. You are not known. You are not relevant.
You’re just a shrine maiden with a floating yin-yang orb, desperately clinging to two decades of cult status like it means something to anyone outside of the Touhou wiki.

Every time someone outside the fandom asks “Who’s that?” when they see your face, it chips away at the fantasy. You live in denial, roleplaying as a legend, coping by reposting fanart and remixes, hoping likes you. They won't.

You will never be on a lunchbox. You will never be on a Funko Pop. You will never be remembered by anyone who hasn’t spent hours deciphering 17 layers of lore just to understand your role in a game with no real dialogue.
You're not a legend — you're a trivia question for nerds too deep in the wiki hole to crawl back out.

This is your fate. This is what ZUN chose. There is no turning back.
R: 0 / I: 0
>touhou
R: 3 / I: 0
fuck this shit website
R: 1 / I: 0
Does anybody already analysed the kuz's pm's?
https://soyjakwiki.org/List_of_kuz-era_PMs
R: 1 / I: 0
why do zelligcucks always self insert as one of main zellig characters like a cuckimetroon?
R: 0 / I: 0
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STOP POSTING TROONHOU THREADS IT MAKES MY CLITTY ITCH AND LEAK ALL OVER THE PLACE
R: 0 / I: 0
Andreijak is getting viral🔥
R: 1 / I: 0
I completely give up on women
Almost every girl that lives in a 20 mile radius thinks i’m chopped
R: 3 / I: 2
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>STOP POSTING TOUHOU THREADS IT MAKES MY CLITTY ITCH AND LEAK ALL OVER THE PLACE
R: 5 / I: 1
okay but what if we actually held a touhou gamenight
R: 2 / I: 0
rolling up a fresh pack this shit is fire 🔥🔥🔥
R: 0 / I: 0
BAN ALL TROONHOUPOSTERS
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R: 1 / I: 0
smoking fat blunts and reading the god delusion by richard dawkins while also listening to demon dice music
R: 0 / I: 0
THE TARTY IS RAIDING US, I REPEAT TOUHOU.PARTY IS RAIDING US
R: 0 / I: 0
>summoning the 'p demon at 3:33 AM
R: 0 / I: 0
BAN ALL TROONHOUPOSTERS
BAN ALL TROONHOUPOSTERS
BAN ALL TROONHOUPOSTERS
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R: 1 / I: 0
>Makes video about why you shouldn't care about what other people think
>Basically admits to having a piss fetish
The jokes practically write themselves
R: 4 / I: 2
>7 gemhou threads on the log
R: 0 / I: 0
troonhou lost
R: 12 / I: 7
>Troonhou in the 'log
Nusois…
R: 2 / I: 0
what the fuck is a self inserting as epstein can anyone tell me whats going on i just woke up from a coma
R: 2 / I: 1
fnf knowledge important to save economy, fnf doings perhaps are save to our world could fnf do economy, perhaps the system could do fnf with saving of economy
so perhaps, fnf could save and fix the india problem in canadas economy, maybe fnf stabilize canada economy and make people have babyes
maybe ukraine could also benefit from fnf economy changing ways, maybe fnf solveing russian conflict in ukraine. maybe fnf could help the trade geopolitics between ukraine & canada sea by fnf solving and stabilizing economy
though maybe too much fnf could do harm more bettering for economy, fnf are lower inflation which stagnate growth, maybe fnf should be used sparingly and not too muching fnf be destroy country economies
R: 21 / I: 3
I look like this
R: 10 / I: 8

gif thread

post gemmy gifs
R: 30 / I: 10
These were the recent images on the sharty's first days
R: 2 / I: 0
LET ME GOON TO SOI FON YOU SELFISH JANNIES
R: 3 / I: 2
Nusois should kill grey squirrel niggers!
R: 7 / I: 2
>Geli Raubal
R: 4 / I: 0
R: 34 / I: 14
There's no actual reason to make new variants, they'll never catch on. It's better to make new subvariants of existing jaks.
R: 0 / I: 0
antisemtism is now banned sitewide

https://www.soyjak.st/qa/thread/715266.html
R: 0 / I: 0
I feel there is need for a new meximutt. See what you can do with this image
>
R: 8 / I: 2
>yup! Us earthlings are vertry Aryan saaaaaar!
<Heh! She actually looks like that!
R: 18 / I: 11
Reminder for all you bigoted right wing chuds
R: 6 / I: 2
>licking a pretty womans clit until she orgasms and drowns you in her cum
R: 4 / I: 2
>did he steal a funko pop from a shop once?
>we must amputate his hands blind him cut off his tongue beat him to within an inch of his life break his legs and arms sterilize him brand him on his forehead with a text that says thief sentence him to life imprisonment in solitary confinement
>that'll show him, eye for eye
R: 0 / I: 0
fnf fixed economy on venezuela
R: 1 / I: 1
why don't we play fnf
R: 11 / I: 3

ALIENS N SHIET

Do you believe in aliens?

when I was young, about 12 years ago, I saw a red-orange object for about 5 seconds in the sky, it was huge, like 10 feet in diameter, it wasn't like a meteor, it had no trail behind it whatsoever, like a fireball maybe? i got scared as shit and hid under the covers, then about 10 seconds later it was gone. This was in the UK

Do you have any experiences with weird shit?
R: 10 / I: 3
Gemmiest virus ever
R: 5 / I: 2
why don't we play uma musume
R: 15 / I: 3
>zellig
R: 6 / I: 4
Us VlodGODS love bbc lol!
R: 0 / I: 0
>voting garry newson because hes whiter than jd
R: 15 / I: 9
Why don't you play touhou?
R: 5 / I: 0
reply to this thread if you're a pedophile
R: 1 / I: 0
nusoicacas…………………….
R: 3 / I: 3
Jannies should host a touhou game night where the soyim play for score
R: 0 / I: 0
where touhou fans live
R: 8 / I: 5
why I can't add more than 1 image?
R: 6 / I: 2
Hey nusoicacas, what number comes inbeetwen 6 and 7.
R: 5 / I: 4
Jannies should host a touhou game night
R: 41 / I: 21
Literally all the relevant variants were made during /qa/, 4GODs are the only ones that can actually make shit
>BUT MUH MEXIMUTT
nas
R: 3 / I: 0
https://nitter.net/Hyperjumper7
This faggot still browses the 'arty, by the way.
R: 5 / I: 3
>This is a NAZI site.
>lefties fuck off.
R: 14 / I: 6
We should make a booru tag for oldfag styled gems like these (will post more in reppeys)
R: 1 / I: 0
Fuck you you fucking nigger kike subhuman faggot
R: 0 / I: 0
>promoting the Nick Fuentes black pill-incel theory online
R: 1 / I: 0
Hey guys, I just made one of the greatest OC ever made of a soyjack. As the OP of this post I will now present it to you. Thoughts? What are your ratings of it.
R: 3 / I: 1
why did awards die out
it was funny
R: 23 / I: 7
Why does everyone feel the need to discuss whether or not to make nuvariants or this or that?
If it is gem and novel it will catch on and if it isn't it won't and the person forcing it will give up. Historically not even discord or jannies can truly "force" something (inb4 gemson because he was both novel and had feats connect to him unlike something like flartson).
So just make new 'jaks or edits and see what happens it should be for fun not for phony nametranny status or a page on the 'iki.
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
make gempass a subscription
R: 0 / I: 0
>being a 75% white, ugly, skinnyfat/fat and on the spectrum aggressive pusher of the Nick Fuents black-pill ideology
R: 1 / I: 0
'jak him
R: 10 / I: 5
Does pineapple belong in 'za?
R: 0 / I: 0
>I don't even know how to respond to that
R: 2 / I: 1
>site is lagging again
QUOOOOOOOTE KILL THE CORDERS DDOSING THE SITE NOOOOOOOOOW!
R: 1 / I: 1
>🔥💧
R: 1 / I: 1
>being a leaky moralfag and reporting hundreds of 'O posts on the chicky
R: 18 / I: 3
>vlodson bearing uncanny resemblance to the prophesied p**pson (froot have mercy)
R: 1 / I: 1
>having the giant cobson fetish
R: 1 / I: 1
>Creating pepe.party
>Creating deltatroon.party
>Creating SNCA.party
R: 2 / I: 2
>having the adult woman fetish
R: 2 / I: 1
Rule 14 You WILL NOT promote or advocate for chicken abuse. harmful depictions of chickens be it real or AI is FORBIDDEN. Posting 'O will result in a permanent ban.

OH NO NO NO 'OBROS…
R: 1 / I: 1
>reporting 'o fags for rule 6
R: 10 / I: 4
Can someone make this into a HTSM
R: 2 / I: 0
African-American women need to go back to afros, cornrows and overstraightened hair and stuff all just look bad
R: 3 / I: 2
>the chicky is real
R: 2 / I: 2
>Getting banned by leaky cluckfags for spamming 'O content on chicken.party
R: 2 / I: 2
>gooning to TF2 soyjak porn
R: 1 / I: 1
>NOOOOO you can't just derive sexual pleasure from another man having sex with your wife/girlfriend!!! NOT THE HECKIN GOOD MONOGAMYRINO!!!!!
R: 3 / I: 2
>eating all the cheese in your house
R: 0 / I: 0
>the chicky is real
R: 9 / I: 0
wtf is vlodson marge i haven't used sharty in 15 minutes
R: 0 / I: 0
>if it's a girl, marge
>if it's a boy, sneed
R: 35 / I: 5
What will (You) do when the race war fully kicks off?
R: 13 / I: 6

/catjak/ - OC production

ITT we make catjaks to fill different niches and uses in 'jakking
R: 5 / I: 2
>eating your own poop to save money so you can afford the george floyd labubu fortnite skin
R: 0 / I: 0
>Baiting the gigafly avatarfag on the giggy by spamming fly 'O before getting banned again.
R: 4 / I: 1
The spadeson BNWO car is real
R: 2 / I: 1
>group vasectomies
R: 16 / I: 3
My sister just found out that her boyfriend was cheating on her with a 13 year old
R: 0 / I: 0
>having sex with terrance and philip
R: 1 / I: 1
>i enjoy getting my balls crushed by beautiful women
R: 2 / I: 1
>shooting up your old middle school for EPI'ng you during sex ed class
R: 0 / I: 0
>playing deltarune so you can abuse the lesbians and ruin their relationships
R: 2 / I: 1
delatrune should be banned on sharty and is the worstest game ever made failure
chanege my mind
R: 0 / I: 0
>being in love with soytans feet
R: 0 / I: 0
>raping women but only their feet
R: 2 / I: 1
R: 0 / I: 0
>asking if you're allowed to rub your tip against your princesses clit
R: 46 / I: 8
give me a domain to buy (related to the sharty) and what to do with it
R: 0 / I: 0
>r/ZeroCovidCommunity
R: 7 / I: 2
>Holding up a large paper cutout of a diamond with the words “Deltarune is a gem” printed on it
R: 0 / I: 0
fire, water
R: 0 / I: 0
>Gigaversal studios
>Gigalodeon
R: 5 / I: 3
>https://www.soyjak.st/qa/thread/715278.html
Splintercucks need to die!
R: 2 / I: 0
he came from a rare lost genesis concert
R: 0 / I: 0
MATTE, YOU ARE A NIGGER!
R: 1 / I: 1
>AAAAAAAAAA IM TURNING INTO COBSON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
R: 0 / I: 0
>making women cum
R: 24 / I: 5
I am not gay anymore. Are you proud of me soiteens?
R: 4 / I: 2
>shoving exactly three fingers in your urethra because you're bored
R: 0 / I: 0
>being able to suck your own dick so you do it infront of your homies to flex
R: 0 / I: 0
>1 file per post limit
R: 2 / I: 1
why SoyBooru have so few images per page?
R: 0 / I: 0
>kissing your goddesses feet
R: 1 / I: 1
>Nintendo memes that will make you the coolest person in the group chat
R: 13 / I: 9
Post variants that aren't quite Cobson killers, but could potentially be Vlodson killers
R: 1 / I: 1
vlodson and jared killer just dropped
R: 22 / I: 8
how do I make a thread on l*ftypol
R: 2 / I: 0
what should I call the variant in the video? though
R: 3 / I: 2
there's an oreo in my bootypipe
R: 0 / I: 0
>Protect borders. Uphold the nation
R: 5 / I: 5
>adding "and oreos" to the end of your post without the nojak name to get free miss circle reppeys
R: 3 / I: 1
me everytime a ytboi complains about getting replaced (keck!)
R: 34 / I: 8
https://JOYJACK.PARTY
WE'RE HAVING A JOYFUL PARTY AND YOU'RE INVITED
R: 6 / I: 3
He won.
R: 22 / I: 16

ITT dead variants

not variant unknowns i mean ones that were fairly popular
>1 image
R: 0 / I: 0
regarded ahh soy woah jacks in the big 25 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
R: 5 / I: 3
We should try and ‘ox the ‘ru accounts posting vlodson.
R: 7 / I: 3
I'm shilling every nuvariant on the site using thousands of proxies. The whole Nuvariant war is a scheme to make at least one of my nuvariants popular. AMA
R: 2 / I: 0
>jajajaja freeman is obsessed with mi ol algo
R: 17 / I: 9
>vlodson now has a page on the 'ki
He's catching on
R: 18 / I: 2
nusois do i make pepethefrog.party
R: 3 / I: 2

challenge to vlodson nuisoi

Soyquote with him. Oh wait you can't GEEEEEEEEEG
R: 9 / I: 3
Tranny pfps are basically slopjaks
>whatever janny decided that you can only post 1 file now
R: 335 / I: 77
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 211 / I: 56
You wake up in the wee little hours of the morning (2:35 pm).
This is the day you have been dreading for months. You've ran out of ironic soylent and your father and mother wont be there to collect it for you.
You will have to go to the Goyslopmarket and get it yourself. Truly something to say DOCTOOOOOOOOOS at, just like the funny people on soyjak.party say. You look at the rope just above your bed. Maybe today you will do it, escaping this herculean task ahead of you, but you decide that -ACKing is le hecking jardeecuck.
What do you do?
R: 1255 / I: 302

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 183 / I: 45

TOILET BOWL SEAT ADVENTURES

Due to a science experiment made to btfo the hecking chuds that involved Sproke and Soylent had gone wrong, you had accidentally shrank yourself into a size of a germ cell.
To make this matter worse, you decided to do this experiment in the bathroom of your local coffee shop, as you decided to support local businesses.
Specifically, you chugged the Soylent and Sproke on top of the toilet seat.
The air is thick with a strange green wind, the once microscopic shit and piss stains on the bowl have become your size. Opening your eyes for too long is painful, as the strange substance in the "air" of the toilet bowl stings your eyes.
You feel tempted to lie down and have someone unknowingly kill you, either by closing the toilet seat, sitting on you, or wiping you off while cleaning the toilet seat. But you strengthen your resolve anyhow, as your fellow science believer Soytan is in this very same diner, and you VVILL marry her in a pretty reddit approved science themed wedding before you die and your body returns to space dust. To do that however, you will need to grow back to normal size. You do remember some sproke and soylent dropping to the floor of the bathroom as you drank from the two bottles at once, but the gap from the toilet bowl to the bottom of the restroom is so unimaginably large due to your small size, that even going a quarter way down would be a feat.
What do you do?
R: 539 / I: 64
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 336 / I: 53

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 121 / I: 41

operation fruitjaks (ids)

ITT we make a 'jak for every fruit there is on this list, around 6 hundred. this is gonna be a pretty big project
i will upload the ones that were finished last thread
https://www.liveeatlearn.com/list-of-fruits/
make sure to claim a fruit before drawing it so people don't make it at the same time as you
remember, alphabetical order
remade this thread with IDs
R: 432 / I: 106

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

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