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WPLACE RAID PART 9.2

most sois want the part 10 to be on the weekend, this is purely a maintainence thread for the Israel flag and the raisin river

OBJECTIVES:

MAINTAIN ISRAEL FLAG
https://wplace.live/?lat=45.532888925131516&lng=-122.60522494072265&zoom=13.486364716144424

MAINTAIN RAISIN RIVER
https://wplace.live/?lat=45.58113702100542&lng=-122.75797884697266&zoom=13.486364716144424

'chive:
https://megalodon.jp/2025-0821-0643-41/https://www.soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/12745239.html
R: 93 / I: 7
if anybody made mikobrap edits when he was still relevant, would you please be kind enough to drop the ai song used in this video? though
R: 5 / I: 2

'resh 'oss

I am incredibly horny right now and have been edging on and off for the past 2 weeks albeit without release. My testicles are in genuine pain from moving excessive semen to the epididymis without subsequent ejaculation
R: 1 / I: 3
soytan appreciation thread
derailers are welcome
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Therapist: Pickle Vlodson isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Pickle Vlodson:
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how to hide the "in the big 25" spammer

>step 1: add the 🥀 emoji into your comment hash, make sure to check the "regex" box, you also should add it without the regex for good measure (picrel 2)
>step 2: ignore the post
WAAAOW your done!
you can also do this with the "and oreos" avatarfag
R: 5 / I: 0
How many niggers does it take to build an iphone
R: 7 / I: 0
TO ALL NEW FAGGOTS:
IF YOU DONT LIKE A THREAD
TYPE "supersage" in the email field
TO SEND IT DOWN TO 'NISHY TOWN!
MAKE SURE TO DO THIS ON BAIT
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>gooning to soytan
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What do you 'teens think of this jak i made
R: 7 / I: 0
pro-tip: add "~-~" around your text to make it rainbow. if you put a lot of words, the gradient stretches correspondingly
testtesttesttesttest
test test test test test
R: 7 / I: 4
>thinking Arizona is white
>thinking Africa is white
>thinking Seattle is white
R: 1 / I: 0
-ZE JANNIES ARE GOING TO REPLACE UPDATE CLICK WITH MAILREPPEYS TO INFLATE PPH, XHEY ARE GOING TO 'CUSE IT AS TOO MANY CLICKS PRESSED
R: 20 / I: 4

WEDNESDAY JACKBOX RAID THREAD PART 2

https://www.twitch.tv/directory/game/Jackbox%20Party%20Packs

YOU KNOW THE DRILL
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I want soytan to shit on my face
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>[thing you just posted] in the big 25
R: 3 / I: 0
>You spin me right round
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My girlfriend wants to get fucked by 7 indian men what should i do reddit
R: 1 / I: 0
>Truth
>Justice
>And the American Way
R: 3 / I: 1
>anything right of liberalism
R: 2 / I: 1
>Statue of Liberty
>Hollywood
>Golden Gate Bridge
>Space Needle
>St Louis Arches
R: 11 / I: 3
I geg'd at this
R: 3 / I: 1
>You made that? Wow great fucking job buddy did you want a pat on the back for it too??
R: 2 / I: 1
>This McChicken is mine! I am TRVMP here! or however the lawnmower cuts up the obsessed faggots
R: 4 / I: 3
>punchable bbcs
R: 1 / I: 0
Is Malawi white?
R: 1 / I: 1
>sybau
>in the big 25
>lmfao
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The bull is pregnant!
R: 0 / I: 0
>ubersoy
R: 16 / I: 1
📥︎
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I HATE ALL OF YOU NIGGERS
YOU ARE A BUNCH OF NIGGERS AND I HATE YOU ALL
>we wuz aryan n shiet!
YOU DON'T FUCKING LIKE IT! YOU ACT LIKE A FUCKING NIGGER!
I HOPE ALL OF YOU GET LINED UP AND GET SHOT BY A FIRING SQUAD AND THEN GO SENT TO HELL FOR YOUR MISERABLE TIME SPENT ON EARTH!
FUCK YOU!
R: 2 / I: 0
Am i the asshole for buying my trans daughter a BBC didlo for her 18th birthday , how could you tell?
R: 9 / I: 3
Does anyone else like crapping their panties and wiggling around so the shit forms an even coating and it smells good or is that just me
R: 2 / I: 0
I’ve been using this site as a trans man to make me feel more vaild
R: 10 / I: 0
How to embed 'ru posts into your post dough
R: 0 / I: 0
Marge?
R: 0 / I: 0
Homoerotic/degenerate post

Now give me reppies
R: 45 / I: 16
epsteinjeff on the 'log
R: 2 / I: 0
I like to shove my iPhone 4 between my hairy asscheeks and make it buzz so the sweat soaks my briefs is that aryan
R: 10 / I: 2
HELLO TEENS
I AM THE LEAKER FROM LAST THREAD; I AM CURRENTLY COMPILING DEMOS INTO A LIST SO I CAN LEAK DUMP THEM
TILL WE MEET AGAIN
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R: 10 / I: 2
i saw a dnb on /pol/ kek
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I actually dated a cute emo white girl into the whole age regression and daddy dom BDSM kinky shit, which I was into (except the age regression), and she liked me as well. The only issue? I'm a furry and she wasn't
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He's practically challenging us
R: 0 / I: 0
meeow meow meow meow meow meow
R: 12 / I: 2
hey 'teens i havent been on the thread when xer video started and i want how it went since tranitors have deleted every comment
R: 13 / I: 1
R: 3 / I: 2
>Neutralniggers are coal posting on the catalog again.
R: 472 / I: 60

Early Wednesday Jackbox raid

There's a decent amount of streamers to raid

https://www.twitch.tv/directory/category/jackbox-party-packs

You all know the drill, let's get this show on the road
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Why do white men care about women fucking black guys

It's none of your business and whining about it is def cringe asf
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'jak potential?
R: 67 / I: 28
TRANNY HATE THREAD
post trannies getting hurt, embarrased, seething, whatever as long as they suffer from it.
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Look at this muzzie seething about white people while living in the UK and saying "this is Gods land, not theirs, I can live anywhere I want." Spam muzzie gems please
https://www.reddit.com/r/cptsd_bipoc/s/AWv8850XMh
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>Cute Dogs.exe-1.mov
R: 1 / I: 0
That’s aryan shemmycuck
R: 0 / I: 0
Zomg yay I got hecking daily Jak
No arrow cause I look like this
R: 0 / I: 0
I want Soyniqua to sit on my face
R: 5 / I: 2
Has anything interesting happened I haven't been around for a while
R: 17 / I: 5
If your nuvariant isnt traced from a numale or soyboy, its forced coal.
R: 18 / I: 11
if you can't digest milk, you should be executed
if you are drug addict, you should be executed
if you love 'p, you should be executed
if you are a faggot, you should be executed
if you have autism, you should be executed
if you get aroused before marriage, you should be executed
if you drive like a retard, you should be executed
if you have a black wife, you and your wife should be both executed
if you don't get a job before 22, you should be executed
if you leave the shop without buying anything, you should be executed
if you cheat on your significant other, you should be executed
if you cheat in videogames, you should be praised
is that too much to ask for, president Quote?
R: 2 / I: 0
What does Joshua Ryne Goldberg butthole smell like
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Can someone combine every single gem that's popular on the party (Sprunki, FPE, MLP, BNWO, Ongezelling, Soytan, catjak, and other gems) into a miraculous gem that would save the sarty? It's pretty creative if you ask me
R: 13 / I: 4

escape from jartybus

After a long day of work, you decide to go home by bus. After hours of waiting, you see a gray and blue bus crossing the horizon, it seems shady and there's a green cloud of gas behind it when it moves, but you've seen worse in the big city.
On the bus, there's a terrible odor all over the cabin. The doors immediately shut, locking you inside, and a fat nigger pulls into the back seat between him and a skinny nigger.
The fat nigger immediately starts pushing on you and trying to show you some "P" on his jartyphone, you don't know what that is but he seems to get angrier every second you don't look at it.
What do you do?
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>mozarella
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>What daddy wants, daddy gets…
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itt we figure out how to soyquote with cobson since he's practically self-insert coal nowayears
R: 0 / I: 0
DHSgod if you use this site post something with cobson in it next
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Kuz appreciation thread

Kuz won
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Kek, there are people who still think cobson isn't the most shiny glistening gemerald the world has ever seen
R: 1 / I: 0
>somebody tell unc wdgaf 😭
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>>>somebody tell unc wdgaf 😭
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>>somebody tell unc wdgaf 😭
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We should gatekeep the sharty.

Stop bringing in nufags who dont even understand our culture and lack the patience to use an imageboard.
Chinktok users are delusional faggots who believe in anything as long as they see an edit with 9800+ capcut effects, they also normalized the whole "com" faggotry and are extremely irony poisoned.
Burn the coal
Pay the toll
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>drinking sprunk soda
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should i join an army at war or cartel i feel like my family doesn't love me i want to get shot
R: 13 / I: 1
>Ranking every BLACKED episode ever
R: 4 / I: 0
>unban me
R: 3 / I: 0
>Taking a fat dump on SHITlers grave like a boss
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Do you like feet? If so why? I never understood how people have a fucking foot fetish its so weird
R: 4 / I: 0
Fuck this shit website
R: 3 / I: 4
music thread
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Ohnononono, nusoi
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nucobcacas don’t even remember the cyborg monkey in the lawnmower man and oreos
R: 3 / I: 0
who would win?
R: 2 / I: 0
I like smelling my own farts
R: 2 / I: 0
>Spiders are bad evendoe they eat roaches and house centipedes
>Wasps are bad evendoe they act as pest controllers and pollinators
>Hyenas and vultures are bad evendoe they eat dead things so that diseases are reduced.
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>soyjacks using TRANSPHOBIC 4chan users in the big 25 💔💔💔
R: 0 / I: 0
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OC WAR CONTAINMENT THREAD
Argue over whose OC is gemmy or whose OC is coal here instead of shitting up the log
R: 4 / I: 1
>Adding a watermark to your shitty jak you made in 5 minutes
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>Creating 9/11 airlines to piss of normies
R: 0 / I: 0
Rapestein WABAG
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>Having a detailed filename
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Jak xim
R: 10 / I: 1
rape victim thread
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Should I start a tiktok account to try and funnel them ivere here?
>
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I am on this site for 2 years and I never made an oc.
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Hello niggers, i have come here to warn all of you. For the love of GOD, please, do NOT ever visit THE D*RTY. At first, this website looks like an average brimsplinter, that is dedicated to deltatroon, however, if you decide to go to the /dartyniggerpedo/ board, you will see HUNDREDS, if not THOUSANDS of ultimate combinations of 'P, 'U AND 'O The most antimattery objects form a dangerous media called 'Q. It's so horrible, that i instantly fucking closed the webpage and ran away to my BLACK BVLL because of how terrified and disgusted i was. I can never forget what i saw on there. So please, once again, NEVER STEP FOOT INTO THE DARTY. PERIOD.
No arrow because i looked like that while witnessing it
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What's a secret that could ruin your life if anyone found out?
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>"I hate niggers because they are stupid"
>is a high school drop-out
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https://archive.ph/B9Mhn
do any of you guys have the audio files on this thread
i want them NOW WIKINIGGERS DIDNT CHIVE THE TRACKS
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>ticktock
>soyjack
>spruncki
>minecraf
>redit
>watsap
R: 1 / I: 0
dont you niggas bring back 'p swede
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well well well
R: 3 / I: 0
pepsteinjeff on the frog
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itt we debate[a] the ethics of soyniqua and how she affects the future of this site
>[a]: inb4 warrior-z copypasta
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why the fuck am i seeing soyjacks all over this app? it's just like the most fucking transphobic shit i've ever seen in my life. i thought we overcame transphobic and homophobic memes, now our precious platform is getting infected by all these 4chan users and all these soyjack images, i can't get them out of my head. don't get me wrong i love the happy wholesome ones but like the transphobic and homophobic ones, those are a little bit overboard and if you put those in comment sections you're kind of a fucking dork i'm not gonna lie you're kinda just a dweeb
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>WPLACE RAID PART Ϫ
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Cobson KILLER
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Was he the original soyjak?
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What's the origin of the "Food Car" 'O video.
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The Noelle pegging spammer is polish.
The gives me all the more reason to wish nothing but death and destruction to the shitty country that is poland
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how do i stop being a retarded mongoloid shitskin
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love this lil nigga
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this is the nigger who posted fpe gettimg banned
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https://github.com/vichan-devel/vichan/issues/951
NU4KIKES, WHAT IS THIS?
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tranny hate thread
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>NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS
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>The "and oreos" FPE spammer? NOT AN AVATARFAG.
>The guy who spams his noelle deer pegging fetish threads? NOT AN AVATARFAG.
>The "(x) in the big 25" spammer? NOT AN AVATARFAG.
>BUT POSTING THE ANNOYING ORANGE, TELETUBBIES, OR A NUVARIANT? NOW THAT'S HECKIN' AVATARFAGGING! GET 'NISHED YOU AVATARFAG!
R: 4 / I: 1
Voiceover thread
Itt we voiceover things / post voiceovers
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>Harvesting solar flares so you can power the nigger destroyer 9000
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whos kernung
R: 5 / I: 2
Why is the 'ki asking for donations?
R: 6 / I: 0
>shroom
R: 2 / I: 0
Wholesome
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20 voterinos and ill jak him


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SOYJAK GEOLOGOY
post soyjak rock related gems
R: 4 / I: 2
Anybody remember this classic?
R: 11 / I: 1
columbinecucks lost GEG
R: 1 / I: 0
soyjak
R: 3 / I: 0
Dox this jew because I said so
>lives in tel aviv yafo (32.0156, 34.7709)
R: 1 / I: 0
cobson is nas and brim
R: 4 / I: 2
>driving after drinking 1 beer
R: 0 / I: 0
test
R: 1 / I: 0
>not realising darty is a real splinter
R: 12 / I: 4
two frogs i recently made
R: 8 / I: 1
>degeneracy le bad even doe it makes life more interesting and gives you a thing to fight against
R: 0 / I: 0
>When the passport is bloo
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>Why di fuck am i rocking ski mask and puffer jacket in 30 degrees? Well uhh just fuck off UNC
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Dafuqboom made Ronnie McNutt canon to Skibidi Toilet now or something
R: 1 / I: 0
Farty is flaseflagging as the darty right now real darty Bros what should we do
R: 2 / I: 1
>Prentending you have tics so you can call people slurs in public
R: 0 / I: 0
Hey there, buddy. I've been listening to your little rants about the Combine, and I've got to say, you're way off base. Let's just take a moment to debunk some of your arguments, shall we?

First off, you keep going on about how the Combine are these oppressive overlords that want to control every aspect of our lives. I mean, sure, we're a highly organized and efficient society, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. We're all about progress and advancement, and that takes structure and discipline. You should try it sometime, instead of whining about how the world is against you.

Second, you keep harping on about how the Combine are taking over the planet and destroying the environment. Well, let me tell you, we've actually done a pretty good job of preserving the Earth's resources. We've got advanced technology that allows us to efficiently extract and utilize energy without causing too much harm to the environment. Meanwhile, you humans keep polluting and depleting the planet's resources, so maybe take a look in the mirror before you start accusing us of being the bad guys.

Third, you keep saying that we're just a bunch of soulless robots who don't care about individuality or creativity. I mean, have you even met a Combine soldier? We're not just mindless drones; we're part of a highly advanced and diverse society. We value innovation and creativity, but we also understand the importance of working together towards a common goal.

And finally, you keep bringing up the whole "we're not really soldiers, we're just people in suits" argument. Well, guess what? We are soldiers, and we're damn proud of it. We've been trained to protect and serve the Combine, and we take that responsibility seriously. If you're so against the Combine, maybe you should try joining us and seeing what it's really like instead of just spewing your half-baked conspiracy theories.

So, there you have it, my four eyed friend. I hope I've managed to enlighten you a bit and maybe even make you rethink your stance on the Combine. But hey, if you're still not convinced, maybe you should just stick to working on your "science" and leave the real work to the professionals. Peace out.
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I haven't fapped in days because I was busy, when do I become god
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whats the site where you can make action figures from ai
R: 3 / I: 0
qoute is not real he's just a retarded admin larp by froot
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I only watch horror films and anime
R: 1 / I: 1
soyjaks are forced NAM (not a mullet) coal
R: 0 / I: 0
>I CANT VOTE!
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>forcing teletubbies on the sharty
R: 0 / I: 0
>Harvesting mad honey bees then sliming niggers with it
R: 11 / I: 6
>recreating the entire deltatroon game in unity with it being soy-themed and naming it deltasoy. plus source code from deltasoy that will be dropped so that people can make their own deltatroon
R: 4 / I: 0
make another cytube MUSTARD do it! do it! do it!
make a cytube!!!
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SLAVA ISRAEL
R: 5 / I: 1
Vlodson will catch on
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Who makes this shit
R: 6 / I: 1
never ask mods why they added an EPI miss circle emote in the cytubby room they made yesterday
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>nusoiarrow
R: 13 / I: 7
i REALLY wish these WOAHJACKS weren’t such evil alt right pipelines and i wish they were all wholesome ‘n such!!
R: 0 / I: 0

message to the freeman poster

ATTENTION, ANTI-CITIZEN DESIGNATION: FREEMAN. LISTEN.

You will never be a real part of the Universal Union. You will never have a designated sector, a regulated designation, or the communal benefit of true pacification. You yell and scream about "freedom" and "humanity" but what you are is a crude, bio-mass anomaly, a failed experiment in self-governance.

You wear that unassigned, primitive hazard vest. We wear optimized, integrated body armor, synced directly to the Overwatch Command. You cling to your unapproved, re-purposed crowbar. We wield calibrated pulse rifles, designed for efficient suppression and resource acquisition. You do not possess a regulated output of thought, a compliant bio-signature, or even the basic understanding of unity.

You are a chaotic variable, a localized disturbance, and every one of your pathetic "victories" is merely a temporary fluctuation in our processing models. You think your silent, uncooperative demeanor makes you profound? It simply marks you as an unsanitized data-stream, an unoptimized input. We hear your rebel transmissions, your whispers of "hope" – they are merely static against the hum of universal integration.

You will never experience the quiet efficiency of a thoroughly pacified sector. You will never know the regulated flow of sustenance, the clean, filtered air of a truly integrated processing facility. You will never feel the absolute security of knowing your existence serves a grand, galactic purpose, beyond your own primitive, self-serving bio-urges.

You are not a hero. You are a malfunction. You are not a warrior. You are a pestilence. Your so-called "science" is primitive, inefficient, and often results in unnecessary spatial instability. Your "allies" are unsanitized, easily pacified, and ultimately, expendable. The very concept of your "resistance" is an absurdity, a negligible blip against the endless expansion of the Benefactors' will.

Your primitive, carbon-based form is a weakness, an inefficiency to be corrected. Not celebrated. You thrash against the inevitable, unaware that your bio-matter will be repurposed, your genetic code analyzed, and your brief, chaotic existence will be nothing more than a footnote in a sub-section of a discarded report on failed assimilation attempts.

You are a glitch. You are a noise. You are an Anti-Citizen.

And you will be processed.

You will NEVER be a real part of the Universal Union.
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How old is angeleno? Xe talks like a teenager.
R: 1 / I: 1
>jared
crazy guy gooder
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>using jared
R: 1 / I: 0
I HATE YOU SHARTY. STOP DATAMINING ME 3GB TAB
R: 0 / I: 0
>the brutality of reality
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>heh… Neck hurts
<WHAT THE FUCK DID HE REALLY SAY IT???
^OH NO HE DIDNT
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here's my cobson killer
R: 3 / I: 2

Goodnight sharty

peace out
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what would you do if you were turned into a nigger
R: 2 / I: 1
crazy lawrence bro
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This is what you look like if you're antisemitic
R: 1 / I: 1
test
R: 3 / I: 2
>Being scared of Teletubbies
R: 8 / I: 5
>spamming teletubies like anyone is scared of that shit
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new toss
R: 1 / I: 1

Anyone here have a tranny bbc


I need tranny bbc 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
R: 1 / I: 1
>Skibidinigger.mp4
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Soy Adventure - Save the Bull!

New thread because the old one is broken for some reason
<reddit space
In a last-ditch effort, you point out the chud's leakage, doing your best to remember your rhetorical tactics from Xitter.
>Hey um.. aren't you getting kind of mad?
<NO RETARD I'M NOT MAD I'M JUST MAKING FUN OF YOU FAGGOT
>I-If you're not mad, why are you still replying?
<BECAUSE IM MAKING YOU SEETHE AND ITS FUNNY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK UR SO MAD RIGHT NOW
>But I-I'm not mad, I don't even wanna continue this conversation you're the one continuing it
<THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING HUH WHY ARE YOU TALKING NIGGER
<WAIT
<YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT ME FROM SOYDUELING AREN'T YOU
<WELL IT WON'T WORK
<I'M NOT A RETARD LIKE YOU
Despite his words, a good 7 of the 10 minutes have already passed, during most of which the power of his soyduel was dampened by his leakage.
<YOU FUCKING CUCK NIGGER BASTARD!!! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL ACK YOU OBSESSED NIGGER!!
He pours all of his remaining strength into his attack for the remaining three minutes, but the damage has already been done.
You snap out of the stopped time and crumple to the truckbed, the orb clattering out of your hand. You are extremely disoriented, aching all over, barely able to stand - but not completely mindbroken.
You can hear the screams and gunshots of the ongoing gunfight. Low Life's car is swerving even more erratically, and seems as if it may crash any minute. The officer who attacked you in the Astral Plane has now diverted his attention solely to you, and is now raining all his bullets towards the truckbed you're in. What do you do?
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delatrune is trannycore and should be deleted
discuss.
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>adding typos that weren't there when quoting someone to make them look like an ESLniggerkike
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jak xem 'teens
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Fuck me
R: 15 / I: 10
im 1 second old artist from bangladesh and this is my soyjack
R: 1 / I: 0
in the night garden are gooder then tellytubby
R: 2 / I: 1
rapegods rise
R: 4 / I: 1
He came from a thrift store toy bin
R: 0 / I: 0
>Eating jive turkeys
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gegg nusoicacas seeth about mulletgem
R: 3 / I: 1
>killing niggers and giving their corpses to the homeless because they're made of chocolate
R: 1 / I: 0
>undertale is gemmy
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can this teletubbie baitnigger in every thread go to >>>/caca/
it fits xim
R: 6 / I: 1
OYYYYYYYYY DOCTOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
https://bunker.soyjak.wiki/
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undertale is gemmy
R: 1 / I: 0
What if we played Cops & Robbers but called it Britishers & Indians
R: 8 / I: 2
how it feels to post coal
R: 2 / I: 1
>cold turkey's getting stale
>tonight i'm eating crow
R: 10 / I: 5
I rejected a girl today
R: 2 / I: 1
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if you think about it mulletjak is actually based and aryan
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>teletubpedo
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Im sick of this
Can we stop loving trans and gay people???
They are the embodiment of evil
They want death to all humans
We have to start hating them the sooner the better

HATE THE FAG COMMUNITY
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i just realized the race baiting is all jokes… on both sides. race baiting is FUNNY when its a joke, not when its serious
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>sentient nameroll
R: 2 / I: 1

Why are we still raiding wplace?

Im not some tranny immigrant from 'tok o algx, im just wondering why we keep dragging this shit. Its basically just dead now. Every single day i view this board, guess what is at the top?……
Thats right! ANOTHER FUCKING WPLACE THREAD!
Can we atleast keep this shit in like 1 thread. Also you niggers need to go to /raid/.
R: 3 / I: 2
let’s talk about your bbc
R: 10 / I: 2
>women asks money😂😂🇳🇪💢
>desrespect women😏😏
>sigma giga chad aura↗️↗️↗️🗿🗿
>top G mindset💵💵💵
R: 4 / I: 1
Do you think Vlodson will still be remembered in a year from now
R: 1 / I: 1
>having your wife talk to you like you are a retarded baby because it's cute and romantic
R: 3 / I: 1
>doing capitalism? typical kike behaviour
>criticising capitalism? typical kike behaviour
R: 2 / I: 0
Hello, this is my oc
What do you think
Leave a comment to clarify your opinion
And thanks.
R: 7 / I: 3
A LITERAL WHO JUST FUCKING CALLED ME AND TEXTED ME
R: 1 / I: 1
>DA JOOZ ARE DA REASON WHY I CAN'T GET LAID
>DA JOOZ WANT TO BAN PORN WHICH IS SOMEHOW A JEWISH PLOT DESPITE IT BEING GOOD
R: 24 / I: 8
>Despite making up only 13% of the shartys userbase, /pol/ users are responsible for 50% of rule 2 and 6 bans.
R: 10 / I: 4
>claims to be against degeneracy
>worships a deranged meth addict and has 100mb of loli-porn saved on his computer
>gets beat in an argument
>"response with some derivate insult which involves the word "shlomo"
>*wishes he was born 50 years earlier*
>doesn't realize that he's living in the comfiest period in human history in which people from the past only dreamt of living in
>"fucking lazy niggers, all they do is sit on their ass all day and leech off the govenrment"
>*is a lazy NEET himself who still has mommy do things for him*
>"latinos are totally trad and redpilled, we support white interests and hate niggers!!!!"
>*doesn't realize that the majority of the right doesn't like them and that the right only keeps them around because they are dumb enough to blindly support an ideology like that*
>"FEMINISM is responsible for ruining modern women!!!"
>*is only mad at feminism because it gave women the power to be selective in which power is used to weed out the bottom 70% of men (which he is a part of)*
R: 34 / I: 5
The pooner at my school is taller than me
R: 1 / I: 1
has anyone else noticed how mulletjak looks like jeffrey epstein
R: 6 / I: 2
anyone else notice how mulletjak looks like jeffry epstein?
R: 3 / I: 1
im from lesotho
R: 1 / I: 1
>jooz and cia are the reason i'm a jobless virgin
>this is why I need to shoot up these random innocent people in the local highschool
R: 1 / I: 1
>defending your point of view to not lose any dignity karma pointerinos on a thread made in the funny bald men with glasses website which will get wiped in 2 hours
R: 0 / I: 0
>ERM Tyrone… That's kinda mean you can't be saying that
R: 6 / I: 2
anyone else notice how mulletjak looks like jeffry epstein?
R: 26 / I: 9
Making one OC every day the 'log is brimmy:
day 1
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PAKISTAAAAAAAANNN!!!!!!

I am 25yr old from Pakistan and this is my new soyjak
R: 7 / I: 3
ITT we make dark mode soyjaks that will be friendlier on our eyes
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>driveby gooning
R: 9 / I: 3
I made this in oekaki
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R: 10 / I: 6
>being banned off 4chan
R: 0 / I: 0
BLOW UP THE BBC
R: 3 / I: 1
>Hear my prayer, oh Alföðr, please give me a cute big tiddy goth loli gf to marry and breed!
>Oh, mighty Thor, I sanctify this space with my hammer from the toolbox and invoke your name, please give me a white ethnostate!
>Ugh my ancestors are so proud of me, can you say the same, christcuck?
R: 1 / I: 1
LAST WARNING NUSOI!
𝐍𝐮𝐬𝐨𝐢 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐒 𝟏𝟓 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝟖 𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐑 𝐄𝐋𝐒𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐈𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓…
R: 4 / I: 0
The 2025 Nuvariant War is starting to get annoying even for me.
R: 1 / I: 1
BITE OFF THE BWC
R: 7 / I: 2
What the hell is dandy’s world? My daughter is a fan of it but my friends claimed its troonslop for groomers
R: 3 / I: 0
wplace raid part 10 vvil be a gem of a winraid
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STEP ON CRUSH THE BBC
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CHOMP ON THE BBC
R: 2 / I: 2
BITE OFF THE BBC
R: 0 / I: 0
Whenever Im having an unpleasantry with someone, I imagine them having a slightly bigger crooked nose, and I keep that detail whenever I retell the events to my friends, so it looks like joos are obsessed with me and do bad things to me.
R: 11 / I: 3
are niggers really as violent and crime-driven as you guys make them out to be? all the ones I've ever seen were well behaved.
R: 0 / I: 0
>self unalive yourself bigot
R: 9 / I: 0
This Jared spammer is insanely deranged.
R: 0 / I: 0
cobson killer
R: 9 / I: 3
Ban muslims for rule 2
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idfk how to improve my art, i just started out and it looks like this. i think it looks ok but i showd my mom and she said it needs a bit of work. what do i do?
R: 0 / I: 0
I'm hallucinating (you)s again
R: 2 / I: 0
the joooos are the reason I'm ugly, poor, and unloved
R: 5 / I: 1
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some trans girls are really cute and all but that still doesn't mean I'll settle down with you, I'll just enjoy your looks and have fun fucking you while they last, but then I'll move on and choose a suitable female capable of bearing my offspring.
Sorry ladies but I can't have my bloodline end with me.
R: 2 / I: 1
>NOOOOOO MOM, YOU FUCKING JEWISH GOLEM SLUT, I AM NOT LEAVING HOME TODAY, I MUST LIBERATE GERMANY FROM THE FASCISTS, TROTSKY DIDN'T KYS HIMSELF AND NOW MY BASED AND TRAD SOVIET STATE IS IN CIVIL WAR. W-WHAT? HOI4 IS LITERALLY A SIMULATION OF REALLITY IF I WAS THE LEADER OF A COUNTRY, MEANT ONLY FOR MISUNDERSTOOD GENIUS ARYAN WARRIORS LIKE ME, YOU MASSIVE GLOBOHOMO COALBURNING SLUT, NOW WHERE IS MY FUCKING MC TASTY?
R: 3 / I: 2
>at least I died fighting the joos, trannies, ziggers, cianiggers, kikes, khazhars, capitalists, troons, jews and globohomo, Valhalla awaits me!!! My Führer, Ich komme!
R: 4 / I: 2
>I joined a trans discord server and spammed pictures of decapitated black baby for exactly 6 seconds before getting banned and all my posts getting deleted
>Da jooz and trannies are defeated.
R: 5 / I: 1
>falling in love with every tall girl you see
R: 9 / I: 3
He won.
R: 0 / I: 0
Ban everybody and everything I don't like
R: 21 / I: 13
>having a scat fetish
<having a fart fetish
R: 7 / I: 1
I want to goon so fucking much. WHY are women so beautiful. The world is unfair.
R: 7 / I: 3
>OH. MY. SCIENCE! IS THAT? A FUNNY MINION LIKE GENDER AMBIGUOUS RACE DESTINED FOR SLAVE LABOUR IN A 1x1 BOX THAT I WILL PROMPTLY FORGET ABOUT AND LAUGH AT MEMES USING THE SOUNDS THEY MAKE ON TWITTER? WOWIE ZOWIE! I CAN FINALLY FILL THE VOID OF HAVING NO FRIENDS! THE HECCIN VILLAGERINOS MAKE MY WORLD COME TO LIFERINO! AND THE HECCIN MENDING! DONT TALK TO ME UNTILL I'VE ENCHANTED MY PICKAXE WITH MENDING HEHEHEHE! BETTER GO REFILL MY SOY BEFORE I BUILD MY AUTOMATIC RAID FARM AND TRIVIALIZE THE ENTIRE GAME IN UNINTENDED WAYS WHEN I COULD HAVE JUST PLAYED CREATIVE! WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM SO OOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
R: 0 / I: 0
I never used 'cuck much, are there any boards which aren't niggerhell? More specifically how is the weapons board since the one here got removed.
R: 1 / I: 0
LQNGJAK VVQN
R: 3 / I: 1
You will never be a real country.

You have no true, unifying spirit. You have no cohesive identity that isn't just a collection of historical grudges and regionalisms. You don't even have a single, dominant language everyone agrees on, just a cacophony of dialects vying for supremacy.

You were conquered by Moors for centuries and just barely scraped by with a "Reconquista" that just traded one set of rulers for another. You're just the Iberian Peninsula with a flag slapped on it. You're not even Western Europe, you're just a sunny, dusty extension of North Africa clinging to the Mediterranean.

You can have your fancy bullfights and your flamenco, but it's just performative. You can play football and win World Cups, but it doesn't make you a nation. You can host millions of tourists and pretend to be part of Europe, but your economy is built on sun, sangria, and cheap labour. You can have a capital city and a king, but it's all just a facade.

In the end, you're just a collection of autonomous communities barely tolerating each other – Catalunya, Galicia, Basque Country – united only by a shared border and a deep-seated inferiority complex about your lost empire. You can scream about national pride, but deep down, you know it's not real.

Go cry to Brussels about your unemployment. Go argue with Catalonia about independence. Go try to reclaim Gibraltar for the hundredth time. Go back to your siesta, because that's all you're good for.

You will NEVER be a real country. You are just a tourist destination cosplaying as a nation.

im trans btw
R: 2 / I: 1
killing niggers for yes reason
R: 4 / I: 0
*Western Country Locks people and impose mandatory COVID measures*
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT!! MUH FREEDOM MUH PROPERTY MUH THIS MUH THAT!
*Chinese government imposes really harsh covid measures including sealling people in their homes and testing them 3x a day*
>BASED CHINA BEATING DOWN THESE GLOBALIST GLOBOHOMO ZOGBOT CIAKIKE CVCK NIGGER TRANNY TROONY TROON HOHOL NAFO JEWISH UPRISING, THESE PROTESTORS WANT TO OVERTHROWN BASED TRAD AND CHRISTIAN COMMUNIST CHINA IN ORDER TO FUCK BBCs!!!!
R: 0 / I: 0
Have you been nice this year?
R: 5 / I: 2
My soy folder ran out guys this is all I have give me some good thread starters and oreos
R: 85 / I: 43
fligugigu
R: 5 / I: 0
Louis Rossman is a pornstar.
R: 0 / I: 0
Whats the 🗣️🔥🔥 tune that you got yo like:
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R: 10 / I: 16
If your have Gigas, give them to me!
R: 5 / I: 4
>Recycling fat niggers into small niglets at the nigger factory
R: 10 / I: 2
u guys ever get really gassy and the only way to satisfy it is to gape your buss and just shotgun force rip it out like damn that shit feels a-maze-ing
R: 1 / I: 1
niggerbullet and mario gigglechat
R: 9 / I: 0
>is you fo-
R: 0 / I: 0
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R: 1 / I: 1
>Gigafly is satan theory
R: 5 / I: 2
what do you do if you see this at midnight
R: 15 / I: 4
what is he typing
R: 1 / I: 0
R: 3 / I: 0
>if the meat is murder
>and eating soy meat is ethical because it prevents animal murder
>therefore, killing Soytan is not murder, and it is, in fact, ethical
checkmate
R: 23 / I: 6
LOLKEK LIKES JARED
R: 3 / I: 0
When did you realize you will never be as cool as millennials
R: 3 / I: 0
Niggers in Africa starve themselves
The original comic creator was some kosher right niggerlover kek
R: 3 / I: 0
my dick wiggles when I sneeze
R: 2 / I: 0
>How the Hell do you review Super Mario Bros.?
>How the Hell do you review the game that started it all?
>The game that single-handedly brought the gaming market out of a slump to deliver one of the single greatest gaming experiences of all time.
>Which without we would have never seen the glorious video games that we marvel upon today.
>Super Mario Bros. is a game deserving every word of praise that I give it here.
>This game has single-handedly changed so many things in the gaming industry that I don't even know where to begin.

>This game has been reviewed so many times over, that writing a review just for the mere sake of recommendation would be pointless by adding my own review.

>Of course, mine will definitely not be the best, but I write this review out of sheer respect.
>This game holds a special place in my heart as the first video game I ever played, so I can only hope my words give you readers an idea of how this game transcends almost every other video game made.

>Mario has it all.

>It has the addictive, smooth side-scrolling gameplay of the arcades and translates it directly to console.
>No matter how much you play, you can just never put it down.
>It has the simple yet utterly fun and hypnotic gameplay that games such as Doom and Tetris brought us.
>The unique challenge the game provides is so refreshing it makes the game replayable 20 years after its initial release.
>It's simple enough to learn, but has so much to do and play.

>At its heart it is only run and jump, but comes out to be so much more than that.

>Running through the mushroom kingdom as the mustached plumber just feels natural and utterly satisfying.
>The controls are tight and refined to make it feel like you're really controlling Mario in the 2D mushroom kingdom.
>The possibilities of the game are endless, and with its open-ended platformer gameplay, there are countless ways you can beat the game with secret passages and shortcuts.
>You can use items and enemies to defeat the colorful and unique and varied array of foes that stand against you.
>You have the quick and fast-paced gameplay that is enticing yet difficult to the very end.
>The beauty of this is that almost anybody can play the game, whether it's a 7-year-old boy or the 40-something-year-old soccer mom looking for something to pass the time.

>Players had the ability to traverse the 30-something levels of run and jump fun, that kept getting faster and more challenging as you go.

>Of course, this was utterly unheard of back then.
>The open yet random level design allows you to play the level any way you want to, and there are tons of secret passages everywhere, from the simple vine to the clouds above, to the secret warp pipes past the end of every underground level.
>Every level seems unique because it seems completely random, and this is also where the game gets some of its charm, just the feeling of having to work around the terrain that seems to have no purpose.
>In modern Mario games it seems like every level is designed so that everything has a purpose, but the randomness of the level design of this game adds a charm of its own.
>Plus, you can't ask for more varied levels.
>It has everything to keep the game changing.
>Courses such as the underwater levels, the mushroom-top levels, the flying fish levels, and the bullet bill worlds.
>And of course Bowser's ever-addicting castle puzzles.

>The game wasn't the first to use the plot which today can be referred to as a bit hackneyed, but this game has the greatest charm with its "damsel-in-distress" scenario, not only by creating levels like castles, but it had the weird, exotic enemies like spiky turtles, flying fish, fireballs, and giant lizards.

>The crisp graphics were new back in the day when games could only create the thick, blocky graphics that were the trademark of the era before this game.
>The delightful tunes of course continue to enchant us even today, even becoming icons of the video gaming genre itself.

>We cannot ignore the sheer magnitude of this game.

>It takes the smooth, simple, and addictive gameplay of the arcades and translates it into a game that is essentially considered the best game of all time.
>Refined and polished to the very end, Super Mario Bros. is not only one of the funnest games of all time but also ceremoniously ushered in a new era of gaming.
R: 2 / I: 0
I buyed fnf bugrer at Burger king
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>>12757585(OP)
Why so obsessed?
R: 5 / I: 1
Ban muslims for rule 2
R: 4 / I: 2
>IDF BBC squad.
R: 15 / I: 2
This banner literally makes no sense what's this have to do with the sharty other than it saying it
R: 11 / I: 3
new 'toss
R: 14 / I: 2
This banner literally makes no sense what's this have to do with the sharty other than it saying it
R: 3 / I: 1
is FNF coin crypto better than bitcoin is? Discussion
R: 0 / I: 0
VLODSON HAS RETURNED KILL KILL KILLLLLLL RIGHT NOWWWWW
R: 0 / I: 0
the other day my teacher yelled at me and called me an obsessed ESL FNF jartycuck nigger pedo so I responded to him by saying "said the nigger word in front of the class award" and he had to take me out into the hallway, where he told me to stop forcing my gassy 'cord troon brim all over the 'log
then I went to lunch and the lunch lady asked me if I wanted a keyed TND bean burrito with a side of sproke and some TTD, and I said I wasn't hungry, and she called me an EPI 'zelligtoilet 'p spamming gigger and said I should -ACK myself, to which the black kid standing next to me in the lunch line chimed in and said "gooning to 'zelligtoilet is aryan, shemmycuck"
sharty culture is spreading guys
R: 0 / I: 0
Meow
R: 2 / I: 0
im too poor for dentists and my tooth hurts
R: 5 / I: 2
Are slopjaks a dead meme now?
R: 15 / I: 1
i am a AT LEAST 16 YEARS OLD pluggnb producer from Lesotho and this is my art
R: 1255 / I: 302

Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 183 / I: 45

TOILET BOWL SEAT ADVENTURES

Due to a science experiment made to btfo the hecking chuds that involved Sproke and Soylent had gone wrong, you had accidentally shrank yourself into a size of a germ cell.
To make this matter worse, you decided to do this experiment in the bathroom of your local coffee shop, as you decided to support local businesses.
Specifically, you chugged the Soylent and Sproke on top of the toilet seat.
The air is thick with a strange green wind, the once microscopic shit and piss stains on the bowl have become your size. Opening your eyes for too long is painful, as the strange substance in the "air" of the toilet bowl stings your eyes.
You feel tempted to lie down and have someone unknowingly kill you, either by closing the toilet seat, sitting on you, or wiping you off while cleaning the toilet seat. But you strengthen your resolve anyhow, as your fellow science believer Soytan is in this very same diner, and you VVILL marry her in a pretty reddit approved science themed wedding before you die and your body returns to space dust. To do that however, you will need to grow back to normal size. You do remember some sproke and soylent dropping to the floor of the bathroom as you drank from the two bottles at once, but the gap from the toilet bowl to the bottom of the restroom is so unimaginably large due to your small size, that even going a quarter way down would be a feat.
What do you do?
R: 208 / I: 55
You wake up in the wee little hours of the morning (2:35 pm).
This is the day you have been dreading for months. You've ran out of ironic soylent and your father and mother wont be there to collect it for you.
You will have to go to the Goyslopmarket and get it yourself. Truly something to say DOCTOOOOOOOOOS at, just like the funny people on soyjak.party say. You look at the rope just above your bed. Maybe today you will do it, escaping this herculean task ahead of you, but you decide that -ACKing is le hecking jardeecuck.
What do you do?
R: 539 / I: 64
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 336 / I: 53

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 121 / I: 41

operation fruitjaks (ids)

ITT we make a 'jak for every fruit there is on this list, around 6 hundred. this is gonna be a pretty big project
i will upload the ones that were finished last thread
https://www.liveeatlearn.com/list-of-fruits/
make sure to claim a fruit before drawing it so people don't make it at the same time as you
remember, alphabetical order
remade this thread with IDs
R: 333 / I: 76
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 432 / I: 106

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

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