Thrift Shop / Trust Issues Mashup
What made me think these two would work? Nothing; they are just the only “rap” songs I kind of know right now and I wanted to try different styles.
Did it work? Honestly I do not think it did.
Counting Sheep (Original Song)
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My Haylor Song
What is this for?
You’re both on tour.
There is an ocean blocking your doors.
“She’s so in love” we’ve heard enough
With every relationship she seems to fuck up
Everyone else knows what is going to happen
Everyone else but.. wait no everyone.
They’ll walk together, no eye contact will be found
We will find Harry having more chemistry with the ground.
Later on the single “Wrong Direction” comes out
And Harry will be shamed and be known a womanizer
But please, that cupcake would never hurt her.
But hold on
I mean c’mon
Harry went to his room, then came back in the morn
Management why
Did you even try
Don’t those bitches have enough spotlight?
Everyone knows what is happening here
Literally everyone, okay.
The songs “Skinny Jeans” “Curls” will come to our view
Then more singles like “You have way too many tattoos”
Before we know it, an entire album will debut.
And Harry will just sit there
Like the awkward child he is
Then the fandom will rage out in war
And ache to heal his broken heart that Taylor has tore
And poor Taylor will be known to everyone a whore
Which she does not deserve, but we don’t want Harry hurt.
Can you go a minute without a bf Taylor?
No no no no no no no
Haylllll- noooo oo o
No hate intended to be featured in this song
But we just want all the shit going on to stop
And on our dashboards, it’s just so hard to go along
With all of this, it really just pissed me off
But not lying the drama is pretty great
Yet thinking about them together keeps me up too late
This has to be a joke, no, I cannot wait
For this to blow over… like Caroline Flack
remember when that was a thing..
Yeah.. I don’t know.. now back to our crying.