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goon violently
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goon
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Drive you pineapple car
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TND NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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you see feralsquirell
▶ №12729471[Quote]>>12729766
>>12729307You see a black man in the street, this makes you angry for no apparent reason.
>TND TND TND TND TND!you start chanting.
You begin to dig in your ass for shit and huck a fat turd at his face
<Ayo nigga dis street be crazy n sheit nigga Blud what is this on phonem soul- WHAT THE FUCK DAWG AINT NO WAYyou then realize you just did a racism, this causes you to have a realistic panic attack and you begin to fall on the floor and cry
>WAIT NO IM SORRY I DONT KNOW EHAT GOT INTO ME WTF WAAAAAAAAAAAGH ▶ №12729480[Quote]>>12729494
Somebody post the archive link to the first thread
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Dead nigger hours
▶ №12729766[Quote]>>12729917
>>12729471use the flaming helicopter parts to set fire to the nearby buildings like that other guy said
▶ №12729917[Quote]>>12729968
>>12729766While crying, you get
ANGRY again due to your failure to be a heckin decent human being.
>I AM SO SORRY MY BLACK KANG!!you decide that to make up for this mistake you will have to burn down the neighborhood. Whilst screaming about blm and George Floyd you hop up on the helicopter and start trying to get burning debris to use. This of course lights you on fire, you continue to run around the street burning things
▶ №12729968[Quote]>>12730271
>>12729917Ask for pepeGODs to dose you with water.
▶ №12730271[Quote]>>12730567
>>12729968you run for a while burning stuff untill you find a frog on a fountain.
>I WANT WATEEEEEEEEEEEEERR<ribbityou then realize that this frog is racist, pepe is racist and he is a frog so this frog is an alt right dog whistle, you chuck him into the sky and then dive into the water
▶ №12730605[Quote]>>12730995
>>12730567see dexter morgan from the tv show
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>>12730567doing dog dream thing again?
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>>12730567realize that you were actually cloned for particular reason. Planet is now ruled by high tech cyber frogs, lead by this one frog you launched into space. Xhe cloned you to make you suffer
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>>12730605You don't know why but you think about Dexter again
<remember feral, follow the code>ZMOGGGGG G HE DID THE THING NOT ONLY ONCE BUT TWICEyou burst out of the tank in our soylent fueled joy, breaking it in the process.
You find yourself looking at a door
▶ №12731028[Quote]>>12731136
>>12730995open the door slightly just enough to peek
▶ №12731136[Quote]>>12731271>>12731285
>>12731028You peak through the door to see some sort of doctor, You then realize that this isn't just any doctor, this is THE Dr soyberg.
Just before you can walk away you see him look at the door
<HEY STOP RIGHT THERE CHUD! ▶ №12731285[Quote]>>12731491
>>12731271DON'T DO THIS
>>12731136Blow him a kiss, give him a wink, then run away
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>>12731285You blow Dr. Goldberg a kiss
<what the???You than waddle away as fast as posible buck naked
<ERM well that just happened ▶ №12731504[Quote]>>12731705
>>12731491Watch wow wow wubbzy
▶ №12731705[Quote]>>12731756>>12731834
>>12731504You walk into a random room out of the desire to watch wow wow wubbzy cause it's so hecking nostalgic.
In the room you see a tiny sickly man
>get out the bed<W-w-why?>I SAID GET OUT<no I need to be here to live>LET ME WATCH WOW WOW WUBBZY YOU FUCKING FUCKyou pick up the small man and fling him out the window into his oncoming doom
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>>12731756The tv is in the corner of the room he's watching it RN Marge…
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>>12731705begin watching season 2 episode 1
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>>12731834You watch it for a while then you remember that there's no slowburn A24 kino moments in this show, unlike bluey, a show made for only the goodest of goyim who love their bugs and soy.
You decide to leave the building but your still naked, and that won't do out in public. What do you do?
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>>12731906I MADE THAT SOYJAK HEEEEEEEEEEEM
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>>12731906Rob an old woman then rape
>>12731924 ▶ №12732257[Quote]>>12732281
>>12731911You get out the bed and walk into an elevator
<Oh hello sweety>*huf* *huf* GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES AND WALLET GOD DAMNIT FUCKING PISSYBABY CHUDCELLNext thing you know your outside and in old women's clothing
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>>12732257goon to 'o to become a valid trans chicken
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>>12732424Niggerlover cord woke up
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>>12732414Police men start approaching you
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>>12732829I meant three but whatever nigga
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>>12732829tell the officers to start gooning too
▶ №12733025[Quote]>>12733297
>>12733009a fat ass black nigger named joe shits on the officers and the officers gain unworldly power and their only mission is to kill the mc
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>>12733009Catjak comes and saves the day
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take your meds, any meds
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>>12733025A black man waddles over to the police men
<HEY WHAT ARE U DOING???^ughh I gotta take a shit nigga-BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP<WHAT THE ACTUAL FRICK?????? WAIT WOAH WOAH WOAH WAOOOOIOOAHthe police men begin to levitate, what do you do now? o algo
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>>12733297Call my flying catjak and escape
▶ №12733313[Quote]>>12733329
>>12733038>>12733305Kys feralcuck I'm not drawing your shitty variant
▶ №12733328[Quote]>>12733558
>>12733297Feral puts grass on his head and smears shit on his face and says hes a black goddess sent to be their wife
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>>12733313Just do it once man…
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>>12733328As per usual at this point, you begin to dig in your ass for raisin.
You then cover your face in shit and put a few pieces of grass on your hair, how validating!
>Yoohoo boysYou tell to the magical policemen
<OmmmgggggThey all fall in love with you instantly
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>>12733558Accidentally slip on a banana peel
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>>12733558take their money and leave
▶ №12734117[Quote]>>12734913
>>12733815your then taken by the powerful police officers and they put you in slopjak world and figure out ways to torture you
Also they turn you into a nigger with a dick for a nose
▶ №12734913[Quote]>>12734931
>>12734117You wake up, you're surrounded by hulking brown tyrants. As it seems you're in Lesotho, you look at your hands and you realize you're a wholesome black Niggerino
>HOLY FRICKING HECK THIS IS SO EPIC IM LIKE TYRONE NOW!!! I WONDER IF I HAVE A BBC NOWyou check your pants, you're still a cuck at heart
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>>12734913Search for somebody to flirt with
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Did op abondon it?
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up
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>>12734931You see a beutifull trans woman in he distance, you decide to go up to him- I mean xer and talk a little bit
>Hello ma'am would you like to hear about my marvel collection<…>Hello?Xher face starts to contort in a strange way. It scares you deeply, she begins to speak
<VAANKDHKHDVXKKCBMB BCKKBXXKVSVKSIGSVIKZVIXVXHOIGDGISIGSUFSGDIXVUUGXVIXCGIIVCyou scream in Frear and run away, you then begin to have a heckin realistic panic attack after the realization that in Lesotho there is no commfy pods and buggies and meds and Klaus schwab and computers there is only
SLOP>WAIT A MINUTE MOMMY I WANT HOOOOOOME ▶ №12736332[Quote]
Sorry it took me so long to get back to the thread I've been busy
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goon violently
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take your meds
▶ №12736641[Quote]>>12736854
>>12736456You check your pockets for your meds
You don't have single pill on you o algo
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chimp out like a negro and mug someone
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>>12736641Do a chinktok dance
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>>12736822>No buggies??? NO BUGGIES???You feel nothing but ANGER.
Thankfully you're in a third world shithole and there's a gun right on the floor
>HEY!!! GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING WALLET CHUD NAZI SCUM!!! ▶ №12737997[Quote]>>12738435
>>12737766Try to find like a African which doctor to turn you normal or something
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>>12737997After you're done taking all his money you think to ask him a question
>Oh yeah, by the why. Where is the witch doctor here in this village?-<Why days mi, of course>What! Oh really!<Yes saar just come with miDo you trust the jartycuck?
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>>12738435as you approach his hut you stumble upon familiar some looking tree roots and notice a machete on his hip
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vp
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>>12738557As you walk to the hutt Jake urges you to go before him, you not thinking much of it obligies.
<Yes open the door Saar we are going to be making vary many BBC soytan gemmies togever…You open the door you see hundreds of dead niggers
<so feral… Know that yuo know wi iz have to adding you to de soytan diaper gooning gang>THIS IS NOT FRICKING WHOLESOME HOW COULD YOU MURDER SO MANY WHOLESOME TRANS BBCS??? ▶ №12739318[Quote]>>12739693
>>12739199jerk your nose and cum on jake's face
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>>12739318You begin jerking off your nosedick and shooting you jizz into Jake's eyes blinding him.
While being blinded he goes to hold his eyes in pain and accidently flings his machete into the air which ends up landing into his back and killing him.
You're still brown and have a nose dick though
▶ №12739733[Quote]>>12740099
>>12739693you cum so much you start getting extremely powerful superpowers and you turn into neutralplier but a niggier nigger and with a longer dick nose
▶ №12740202[Quote]>>12740361
>>12740099Shit on Klaus schwab again
