president tea

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president tea

@bananatanz

21 | bananatanz on ao3 | multifandom, multishipper | 18+ pls | i write a lot of smut

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president tea

@bananatanz

Nov 2, 2023

this is my twt!! most know me from my ao3 - bananatanz ▪︎ multifandom ▪︎ 18+ only ▪︎ i post updates on fics, ideas, and occasionally random shit lmao ▪︎ my dms are open just don't be creepy + if ur shy i have a curiouscat !! ▪︎ im inconsistent but trying my best

xiao is socially awkward. he's traumatized and has anger, yes, but he's not a mean individual. he's someone who has been hurt so much that he guards himself. he's someone who wants to live as quiet of a life as someone like him can live.

xiao is such a sub. venti will be sitting and doing something and absent-mindedly be like, "love, can you–" and xiao's already standing up before venti can finish. he lives to serve !!

xiao coming in his pants from making out w venti bc he's so desperate

xiao having his face pressed into the mattress while venti takes him from behind and holds both his arms behind his back.

venti cupping xiao's face in both of his hands, kissing xiao on both cheeks, before kissing him softly on the lips.

xiao and venti making out gently. xiao’s hands pinned above his head with a loose grip as venti kisses his jaw softly.

vx where xiao is in love with venti, but venti is emotionally unavailable. xiao, for the first time in years, takes a leap in telling venti- and venti is like,, "you'll get over it." it's not bc he doesn't feel the same. he's just so tired of giving himself to people emotionally.

venti is such a slut in his slutty little archon fit.

venti kissing xiao goodnight after he edged him for three hours and never let him cum (xiao is still hard in his sleep pants)

xiao crying for the first time in front of venti (smth rlly bad happened). venti, who is used to xiao, literally never crying, or even showing emotions, is at a loss of how to handle it. he hugs xiao and rubs his back as xiao lets out broken, pitiful sobs- wetting venti's shirt.

everyone hated so much on kazuscara and xiaoven but look at us now. we're thriving. #xiaoven #kazuscara

venti is mean to xiao (in a loving way) and it makes xiao wet

an au where venti is super toxic and is really good at manipulating people. he always has xiao wrapped around his finger. he's mean in the nice way that is wrapped in a pretty bow and makes xiao feel loved. which he is, just not in the way he thinks. it's more obsession.

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venti seeing a mentally ill, depressed adeptus: challenge accepted.

in the beginning, venti thinks xiao would come to him if he needed it, so he gives him space,, to not be overbearing. but one day, he goes to visit, and xiao is just lethargic, pale, with dark circles under his eyes. venti realizes how little xiao cares for his own needs.

for xiaos bday i wanna write him getting his thighs fucked while he begs venti to put it in

xiao is bad at sex (he's inexperienced and lived a loooong life as a virgin) and he's rlly insecure abt it

venti putting mistletoes up all around the house so xiao is forced to kiss him, but xiao is oblivious and doesn't pay them any mind– making venti pout.

xiao doesn't laugh often, but when venti manages to make him do so, it makes his chest warm with affection. xiao grew so used to having to remain stoic. he hardly laughs. sometimes, xiao will cover his mouth with the back of his hand to hide his soft huff of amusement.

touch starved xiao that is always snuggling up with venti but never admits he wants to be held. (also he's super horny from being repressed, but that's a separate situation)

it's hard to get him there- but once xiao's head goes fuzzy with pleasure, he's whining and begging for it. ventis favorite time of the week is when he gets to hold him down and make him cry.

something as simple as xiao wearing a vibrator in public can be so beautiful

xiao fucking into venti, begging to "please please please" let him come. venti laying there, like the princess he is, telling xiao "no."

xiao overworks himself so often that venti grows used to the periods of xiao hardly eating or sleeping. it always ends up with venti wrestling xiao into bed and forcing him to eat before he lays down while holding xiao in his arms and hums a tune until xiao inevitably passes out.

xiao has a bad day n he isn't rlly talking to venti like he usually does, when he's alone with venti, he usually responds when venti prompts him. but when things are bad, he gets lost in his head. venti is quick to notice, moving to kiss xiaos forhead, and ask him what's wrong.

xiao likes being choked

venti fucks xiaos thighs and then cums on him without ever really touching xiao. then xiao just lays there squeezing his thighs together, begging for a touch he won't receive.

venti loves having his fingers inside xiao. he'd take it to the point of just mindlessly slipping his hand into xiaos pants and pressing his fingers into him just to feel xiao clench around him. he also loves pushing his fingers down xiaos throat and watching him gag on them.

xiao always being upset bc he doesn't get why venti thinks he's special,,, meanwhile venti looks at him and literally just stares,, bc xiao is perfect in every way and he doesn't understand how he's even real.

venti grabbing onto the sheets on both sides of xiaos head and roughly fucking him into the mattress

xiao aka "i lose everyone i love, so i'd rather distance myself. that way, when they go, i won't lose more pieces of myself"

xiao gets cuddly when he's drunk. venti loves it.

i love top and bottom xiao, but let's get one thing straight... that man is a sub.

modern au venti would suck xiao off under his desk while he's on work calls. xiao would be so embarrassed and red in the face while he tries so hard not to humiliate himself.

venti standing in front of a kneeling xiao with his foot pressing onto his bulge. he makes xiao hump his foot like a dog.

president tea

@bananatanz

Nov 15, 2023

let xiao and venti mate !!

yall remember when hoyo came out with that fucking masterpiece vid that literally fed vx shippers so good and it became all of our pfps- like venti visits xiao?!?!?!? THEYRE MARRIED

venti likes to hold xiaos thighs open and just breathe hot over his cunt, to make xiao squirm. obviously, he'd be teasing xiao during, his hands holding xiao open with a rough grip.

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xiao be red in the face while talking to him, trying not to look at his bulge (venti has a big cock)

i love cuddly fucked out xiao as much as the next guy, but i also like xiao who gets railed into the mattress, and then just gets up and starts working like nothing happened (cum is literally leaking out of him).

XIAO IS SO SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE

venti fucking xiaos thighs is so good

xiao likes being spanked (he will never verbally admit it). venti will be taking him from behind and smacks xiao's ass particularly hard... xiao literally comes.

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xiao tries to stop, but once venti notices, he's relentless. xiao's smile is contagious, never failing to make venti mirror his expression. when venti sees xiao happy, it fills him with satisfaction that makes him lean over to squeeze xiao's face and press kisses all over it.

pov: venti gets twitter

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president tea

@bananatanz

Nov 26, 2023

tell me why im getting worked up over how much i love xiao

i like to imagine xiao trying to dom venti and ventis just smiling like "uh huh, yeah im sooo intimated!" and venti thinks it really cute so he humors xiao but they both are aware it's just not their dynamic

venti talking to other ppl with a possessive hand around xiaos waist- MY GOD

someone send this to xiao x.com/schizosimulato

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venti is so nice to everyone but he gets suuuper protective over xiao. one mean word towards xiao and he's verbally abusing you in ways you didn't know were possible. (and xiaos just sitting there watching it with a boner like,, new kink unlocked!)

xiao is so hard on himself so i imagine him not sleeping for days, becoming so exhausted that he gets home and flops onto their bed in his dirty clothes. venti wipes him off and gets him into something clean before pulling xiao into his arms. xiao would wake up 20 hours later.

i like to think that when xiao finally drinks with venti, they start making out, and xiao is full on whining into venti’s lips and grinding up on his thigh with no shame. venti, also drunk, is looking down at xiao like,, "holy shit this is the hottest thing i've ever seen"

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venti sits there sipping his wine while he watches xiao come for the 14th time

xiao comes untouched the first few times him and venti have sex bc he's literally so touch starved u pop a finger in his hole and boom, he's like a sprinkler

i want to write some sort of toxic/corrupt venti or like toxic relationship venxiao... (im going thru smth)

president tea

@bananatanz

Nov 25, 2023

aka i want to see xiao cry from overstimulation

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president tea

@bananatanz

Nov 25, 2023

i love love

xiao is bad at giving head, but he tries really hard to learn and make it better for his partner

xiao starts crying the first time him and venti have sex bc never in his life had he felt so loved before.

"they don't even know eachother" -

BRO- THEY LITERALLY HAVE CONFIRMED DATES AT WANGSHU INN #xiaoven

listen, ik i slutify xiao a lot, but HES SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT

venti peppering kisses all over xiao's face while xiao is blushing and like,, "stoppp..." (he does not want him to stop)

xiao whimpers while he eats pussy

xiao just wants to be held

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but it's okay, he let's venti grab him by the hair and fuck his face.

my love language is bullying xiao

i want to shove my dick so far up xiao,, it'll come out of his throat

xiao has a wet pussy

tell me why im getting worked up over how much i love xiao

i love pathetic men who are horrible at sucking dick

*wakes up in a cold sweat* ....xiao pussy.

xiao and venti would be chaotic parents

xiao eats pussy like his life depends on it (he's bad at it)

xiao has big, strong arms, and he can carry anything

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and venti is just talking to others like nothing is happening,,, and everyone, including venti is completely ignoring xiao

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IM IN PUBLIC??? FUCKING AMAZING THO. 10/10. IM HARD.

zhongli and venti are stinky old man best friends who drink together and prolly play chess or smth like that

venxiao pls

i literally open twt once a week, see xiao pussy, then leave.

sorry ive been inactive,, the depression kicked in again. im trying to write.

i love coming home after a long day of work and eating xiaos pussy

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venti has the remote and he ain't afraid to use it

furina is so fucking pretty oh my god

xiao comes embarrassing fast, just so yall know.

sometimes i see art of characters i don't know but i like it anyways bc the porn is pretty

IM WHEEZING

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Mar 29, 2024

I just think venti would do this

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!!! and xiao just lays there, tensed up, until his body finally starts calming down (venti is already asleep by then)

SEND ME XIAOVEN/VENXIAO FICS IM DESPERATE

i deadass cant look back at some of the things i wrote for kinktober- im too ashamed

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he'd just lightly smack him on the thigh and mutter a "sleep, xiao."

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what's better than xiao getting railed against a table? nothing.

#fengqing who bottoms tho (for research)

feng xin
17.2%
mu qing
82.8%

93 votesFinal results

president tea

@bananatanz

Nov 11, 2023

which is xiao

alpha
20.6%
omega
54%
beta
25.4%

63 votesFinal results

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oh to be xiao

hi, new pfp, it's still me, tea, ur favorite vx smut creator

who has a bigger dick

xiao
25.9%
venti
74.1%

54 votesFinal results

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