[–] ▶ №12712843[Quote]>>12712911
shit on klaus schwab
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Goon to miss circle
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Riding you pineapple car
▶ №12712849[Quote]>>12712982
>>12712844Allowed to watch spongebob award
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break out of the pod by slamming it
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whoops
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Prepare with excitement to your next government distributed portion of bugs.
▶ №12712911[Quote]>>12712925>>12712933>>12712986
>>12712843You feel a certain
ANGER erupt inside of you, this is Probally because you haven't taken your buggies and meds yet but you don't care
>REEEEEE TAKE THAT KLAUS NIGGER!!>*BRAAAAAAAAP* ▶ №12712925[Quote]>>12713011
>>12712911Realize you now shat on saint Claus and bash your own head against the wall as punishment
▶ №12712933[Quote]>>12713011
>>12712911Immediately start praying to Nestle because saying the n word is terrible
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>>12712849marge what does this mean I havent checked the sharty in 3 days
▶ №12713011[Quote]>>12713049>>12713054
>>12712925You start to relax from your crash out, then all of a sudden you realize you have just defaced the god emperor of mankind, saint Klaus and begin to bash your head on the wall out of pure sadness like a chimpanzee.
>>12712933You decide that the best course of action is to pay the good rabbis at nestlee some sheckles on your computer, 3000$ was deposited from your account. Not like you needed it anyways you're already content as you are in your pod
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>>12712860You decide to go on the site known as "soyjock.party", litterally the first hecking thing you see is transphobia… HOW HORIBLE.
>this is worse than 4chan… HOW IS THAT EVEN POSIBLE YOU THINK???you decide to make a post about it on Reddit as everybody needs to hear about it
▶ №12713050[Quote]>>12713240
then you watch a episode of mlp because this soywoahjack party almost gave you a realistic depiction of a panic attack
▶ №12713054[Quote]>>12713105
>>12713011you realize in a sheer fit of panic that you forgot to get your weekly vaccines, you have missed the deadline set by the WHO
▶ №12713105[Quote]>>12713193
>>12713054Oh no! You almost committed the cardinal sin of not taking your meddies. You take a hand full from the bottle and gulp it down straight (you no longer need water anymore because bigoted chudcels also drink water and that makes it an alt right dogwhistle).
You feel better already
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>>12713105jerk off to soytan
▶ №12713240[Quote]>>12713285
>>12713050You decide to sit down and watch some Barney, but then all of a sudden you realize that it is an alt right dog whistle, you don't actually know why but it is because it just is ok?
>TAKE THAT NAZI!You chuck the remote at the tv
▶ №12713252[Quote]
Dead nigger thread
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finally a good adventure thread
▶ №12713285[Quote]>>12713330
>>12713240mald over my tv being broken so i cant watch the next zogslop on netflix
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blud got hair so its heckin nas 🥀🥀🥀
▶ №12713358[Quote]>>12713528
>>12713330All the loud monkey noises you make catch the attention of a guard that decides to inspect your pod.
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stroke your twp
▶ №12713552[Quote]>>12713707
>>12713528Spam the morphine button to feel good
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Try to steal prescription drugs from the hospital
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>>12713528inject myself with random meds to see what happens
▶ №12713578[Quote]>>12713707
Asphyxiate the patient on the bed next to you with a cable/surgical tubing/ pillow
▶ №12713609[Quote]>>12713617>>12713790
fart into someones oxygen breather thing
▶ №12713707[Quote]>>12713724
>>12713552You realize that you haven't had marty wanna in 4ever, which is Le checking based according to science.
You don't quite remember what morphine is but you you spam the button because you know it's a drug you think maybe kinda actually it could be poison but you don't know
>YAAAAAAaaaay>>12713578You see to your left racist Nazi scum. At least you think you do, idk he kinda looks like the type
<Oh.. hey how are you doing->REEEEEEEEEE<MRGHHH ACK ▶ №12713724[Quote]>>12713765>>12713978
>>12713707Use his corpse as skateboard to escape from the hospital
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>>12713724On the way out of the hospital u spot soytan THOUGH… do you stop or keep going?
▶ №12713835[Quote]>>12713978
>>12713790the fat guy wakes up after u fart in his CPAP and starts seething, spamming the alert button, and screaming OYYYY
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>>12713790go and beat up security
▶ №12714032[Quote]>>12714086
>>12713978Jump on chuds body just before u hit the ground to avoid fall damage
▶ №12714086[Quote]>>12714089>>12714100>>12714102>>12714103>>12714111>>12714118>>12714126>>12714128
>>12714032You actually somehow survive the fall by standing on chud, having him act as a human shield of sorts.
Anyways what do you wanna do next?
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>>12714093Ik but that was for heckin self inserting
▶ №12714102[Quote]>>12715046
>>12714086Go to mcdonalds to meet your friend, amerimutt.
▶ №12714103[Quote]>>12714108
>>12714086Realize your BWC is exposed and public indecency is heckin' unwholesome so you make underpants out of dead rats. or something
▶ №12714111[Quote]
>>12714086Go to a cafe and try rizzing up some level 10 gyatt females with your Reddit +100k karma aura
▶ №12714118[Quote]>>12714380
>>12714086you end up in a jewish neighbourhood so you shit in your hand and start stabbing shlomos with it
▶ №12714122[Quote]>>12714140>>12714179
>>12714089catjak is a fucking cat how would i even have him conversate with feral???
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>>12714086listen to soulwax fm
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>>12714086go to the mosque
▶ №12714140[Quote]>>12714151
>>12714122Just have him in the background for gegs
▶ №12714179[Quote]>>12714223
>>12714122CATJAK GIVES FERAL THE RATS FOR THE RAT PANTS
▶ №12714380[Quote]>>12714391>>12714392>>12714559
>>12714118You see a Jewish man
<Yey goy! Shalom!>YOU! I NEED THOSE CLOTHES GIVE ME THE CLOTHES<why would I do that>RAGE RAGE RAGE REEEEEEE<ACKyou bash the Jews brain in and steal his clothes
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>>12714391in le niggerhell
▶ №12714559[Quote]>>12714648
>>12714380Steal all his money he don't need it anyway and oreos
▶ №12714786[Quote]
Sorry it's taking me so long guys, I'll update in a minute
▶ №12715046[Quote]>>12715074>>12715101
>>12714102All of a sudden, you get a message from your friend julian, a.k.a. amerimutt. He wants you to meet him at the mcdonalds.
A handfull of minutes laterYou end up at the mcdonalds but there's a problem
>PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE XHEM!!!There is a hoarde of WORLD ECENOMIC FORUM policemen surround you, what do you do?
▶ №12715074[Quote]>>12715270
>>12715046I get down on my knees and raise my hands like a little goy
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>>12715046offer them to collectively rob mcdonalds so they can have cheesburger
▶ №12715270[Quote]>>12715285>>12715389
>>12715074You get on your knees
<YOU ARE BEING CHARGED WITH THE CHRIME OF MURDER, DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY, DEFACING A DEPICTION OF KING SCHWAB, AND ASAULT OF A WHOLESOME JEWISH MAN AS A GOY, ARE YOU RESISTING>no sir I'm complying with yo-<HES RESISTING!!! <*Bang* *bang*You pass out from the pain
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>>12715285Do this with raisin and pee
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>>12715270You end up in some sort of zog lair… It's dark… and scary… Hopefully "Rapeson" isn't here.
▶ №12715679[Quote]>>12715685
>>12715285You wake up in what seems to be a labyrinth, you don't quite know though.
For some strange reason you decide to start digging in your ass and eat your own shit. Again not even you know why you did this besides potty humor possibly.
Anyways after munching on the raisin you begin to realize exsactly where you are, this labyrinth is called the "mega ultra madness piss cum shitfucker 9000" and is basically a massive mase for chudcels who riot against ze NWO and go haywire (EV&doe Klaus schwab told you that these aren't real goy)
▶ №12715685[Quote]>>12715851
>>12715679Smear raisin all over face to become black and say its racist that you're in prison.
▶ №12715851[Quote]>>12715866
>>12715685You decide to cover yourself in shit because you are black now
>I AM A TRANSRACIAL! THIS LABYRINTH IS RAYCIS!a speaker goes off
<Go through the maze goy ▶ №12715866[Quote]>>12716125
>>12715851go through the maze in a black trans kween strut
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gemmy thread
▶ №12716125[Quote]>>12716183
>>12715866You try to walk like the average nigger. You remember that your BVLL Tyrone back home sags his pants, so that's what you do.
You do this for a while untill you see a hecking clittycell
>AY WHATCHU DOING YTBOI?<nothing yet, I'm thinking.>NAH WHY YOU LOOKING LIKE MI LIKE DAT YO?<You, say why are you covered in shit? ▶ №12716183[Quote]>>12716404
>>12716125I wipe the shit off and confess to the chuddie that i was wrongly imprisoned here in the ZOGLABYRINTH and we should team up, zogslave and chuddie, to escape together
▶ №12716418[Quote]>>12716498>>12716562
>>12716404smear face with piss instead to become yellow and squint eyes to gain chinese math expertise to solve the maze
▶ №12716599[Quote]>>12716608>>12716663
>>12716587He's in the middle of nowhere nigger lel what?
▶ №12716608[Quote]>>12717025
>>12716599he pretends his hand is a black baddie and makes out with it, then he tells chud to make out with his hand and they will both have black baddie girlfriends
▶ №12716625[Quote]>>12717025
>>12716562Tell chuddie to shut up, and start doing calculations in ur head on the quickest way out using ur new founded yellowperson math powers
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>>12716599that’s why you tell her your coordinates
▶ №12717242[Quote]>>12717247>>12717267
>>12717025When does catjak come into play
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>>12717242Maybe he can have the key in his mouth or something
▶ №12717248[Quote]>>12717414
Have them fight lee goldson
▶ №12717267[Quote]>>12717434
>>12717242I'm not doing catjak anymore kys you beg too much
▶ №12717443[Quote]>>12717730
>>12717414you're actually not a simple asian, you're uyghur and you pray to allah to distract lee with a pair of feet
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>>12717414ask lee to kiss the black woman hand
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>>12717495nigga made a catjak just for ts😭
▶ №12717730[Quote]>>12717796>>12718030
>>12717443You begin to pray to Allah, this for obvious reasons makes you confused before of course making him fall in love with your feet
^OMG SISA-ACKthis gives chud enough time to hit his head with a rock
▶ №12717750[Quote]>>12717771
you're wanting us to write game schematics for you?
▶ №12717771[Quote]>>12717776
>>12717750Blud has never seen a adventure thread o algo
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>>12717730Shit I meant lee not you
▶ №12718030[Quote]>>12718243
>>12717730ask chudoid why he's here and ask if he's okay that you asphyxiated his twin
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also this thread is super gemmy
▶ №12718312[Quote]>>12718374
>>12718243tell him that you both need to stick together and then go and
wander through the labyrinth
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>>12718312They've been wandering through the maze this whole time doe
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>>12718243chud tries to redpill feral
▶ №12718817[Quote]>>12718850>>12718917>>12719056
>>12718274You shuffle around in your pants for a kettle, after words you make sure to give it a good rub
^ayo nigguh what's good>Transport me and chud to the people responsible for this maze.^alright yo wish granted n sheit goodbye *fades away*>Thank you black KANGYou are then teleported outside of the maze to outside of a recording booth
<WHAT??? ▶ №12718850[Quote]>>12719127
>>12718817Feral spreads his ass and reveals to chud that it has a human face which speaks to chud
▶ №12718917[Quote]>>12719504
>>12718817pull fauci approved robotapeworms out of my ass and throw them through the booth window
▶ №12719056[Quote]>>12719504
>>12718817peak inside the door
▶ №12719127[Quote]>>12719135>>12719161>>12719228
>>12718850You then pull your pants
<NIIGGA THATS A WOJAK!!- ACKACKACK!!!You wake up, in an actual prison. You realize that the previous moments where just a head damage induced dream.
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>>12719127cry and beg for a guard to come over and comfort me
▶ №12719168[Quote]>>12719218
just ditches the entire storyline because "it was just a dream" award
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>>12719168Ok fuck ill continue the live room thing Jesus nigger, I'm sorry for being a lazy NIGGER FUCK
▶ №12719228[Quote]>>12719241
>>12719127stop switching scenarios every panel you fucking nigger
▶ №12719352[Quote]>>12719516
>>12719241op calm down you're gemmy and your artstyle is super good don't leave
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>>12719241these niggas cant behave smh
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>>12719241go on 4cuck if you want a boring quest thread
▶ №12719504[Quote]>>12719542>>12719612
>>12718917>>12719056You find a gray man wearing yellow glasses. Your mind blanks for a second and then it remembers the soyboy woahjock forum from earlier that litterally gave you a realistic panic attack
>FUCKING NAZI SCUM PEICE OF SHIT ILL KILL YOUyou start digging in your ass and hucking shit and fauci worms™ at him
▶ №12719516[Quote]>>12719581
>>12719352Nah I'm not leaving nigga that "it was all a dream" shit was boring as hell anywys
▶ №12719542[Quote]>>12719595>>12719765
>>12719504start praying to allah again to make him leaking
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>>12719516thanks op ur so cool i love this adventure thread
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>>12719542confused soot with froot award
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>>12719504ask chud if he can help you beat him up
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RAPE HIM
▶ №12719765[Quote]>>12719810
>>12719542>ALLAH ACKBAR You scream
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOsoot starts to have a hecking realistic panic attack (xhe has ptd from the Captain coal incident)
▶ №12719810[Quote]>>12719985
>>12719765chud tries to stop u cuz islam is heccin bad
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>>12719779Actually rape him non-fatal way until he passes out (because humanism and sheeiit)
▶ №12720000[Quote]>>12720005>>12720022>>12720159
>>12719985feral starts making out with soot and chud decides to make out with an imaginary woman to combat their gayness
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play sally.exe until theres the heckin' jumpscare
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>>12720000Quads so I guess I gotta do it
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>>12719985Feral and chuddy start fighting and soot joins in, 1v1v1
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>>12719985Piss on the man
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diamond thread, soot pin this
▶ №12720159[Quote]>>12720179>>12720186>>12720188>>12720225>>12720274
>>12720000Feral dashes into the room and starts making out with soob
<WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!!!!chud screams.
He begins making out with the air untill he hears
^WAIT NO DONT DO THAT OH GOD<WHY THE FUCK IS FERAL MOLESTING THIS RANDOM GRAY MAN??? ▶ №12720179[Quote]
>>12720159chud hears cheeks clap
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>>12720159ADVENTURE SEX THREAD
▶ №12720225[Quote]>>12720616
>>12720159Chud tries to pull feral off of soot because its heccin gay
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>>12720159feral realizes what the fuck he is doing and tries to hang himself but chud stops him
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Feral realizes he's being gay and stops because he just does, ok?
▶ №12720651[Quote]>>12720921
>>12720616Ask soot why he sent the WEF zogsoldiers after feral or something
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take the grey mans glasses because they look shiny and muh autism
▶ №12720972[Quote]>>12721246
>>12720921feral says to soot that if he doesnt give him a pardon he will smash his glasses
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>>12720921soot sells the sharty to kuz and fucks off to argentina leaving feral alone in his house
▶ №12721004[Quote]>>12721015>>12721246
>>12720921now that you have these glasses you can be new administrator. Turn this bigoted site into something wholesome im trans btw
▶ №12721015[Quote]>>12721050>>12721083
>>12721004ban all the chuds and racists on the site
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>>12721015and rename it into profeminist.genderparty
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>>12721015nothing's gonna change after that btw fuggen jardee
▶ №12721331[Quote]>>12721577
>>12721246Chuddie and feral leave soots house free and head back to mcdonalds to meet julian
▶ №12721634[Quote]>>12721818
>>12721577piss on the front seat while rambling about neo nazi elves who are trying to kill you in your dreams
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>>12721577Laugh at the blackpeople that sit at the back of the bus
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>>12721577this image is a gem BTW
▶ №12721863[Quote]>>12722398
>>12721818the driver crashes the bus becauses hes blinded by piss
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once it crashes you all die and realize final destination style so you DON'T piss on him
▶ №12722159[Quote]>>12722201
NOOOOO I CANT FUCKING GEG AT THIS THREAD ANYMORE
▶ №12722238[Quote]>>12722328
Op here its taking me longer than I'd like but I'm working on the next panel
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>>12722238dw youve been drawing all day it feels like
take a break if u need
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>>12722398you summon brap god and ask him what the fuck happened
and he helps you
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>>12722398crawl to chuddy and make sure hes ok
▶ №12722749[Quote]>>12722792>>12722957
>>12722413You decide to dig in your butt again, of course your right arm was broken so it was a little more difficultbut you get around after a while and successfully eat your own shit.
You look around and chuddy is nowhere to be seen
▶ №12722792[Quote]>>12723101
>>12722749see dexter morgan from the tv show im trans btw
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>>12722749call chuddy, if feral has his phone number. if not call soot for help
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Gemmy gem gem
▶ №12723101[Quote]>>12723133>>12723187>>12723199
>>12722792You think about Dexter randomly, the name sake character tells you
<Always follow the code, feralYou don't know what the means or applies in this situation but you like the fact that it's just like in the movie
>ZOMG ZOMG I CANT BELIVE IT IM LITTERALLY HAVING A DEXTER MOMENT HAHAH DARK PASSENGER WOAH ZOMG!!!you repeat this schizo babble untill you have a seizure and pass out again o algo
▶ №12723133[Quote]>>12723485
>>12723101Take my meds, and eat the nearest bugs
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>>12723101feral wakes up to chuddy doing cpr on him..
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>>12723101Do a chinktok dance
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>>12723485FIND CHUDDIE
HE NEEDS HIS FRIEND CHUDDIE
▶ №12723530[Quote]>>12723739
>>12723485go into your subconscious and lucid dream your scenario to figure out a solution to avoid wasting time
▶ №12723739[Quote]>>12723792
>>12723530You try to, but then you remember all the brain damage that has occured during this thread and realize that you're too retarded luckily for you there's a random light shine on you. It's a helicopter
<GET ON!The man yells.
▶ №12723792[Quote]>>12723923
>>12723739Crawl to the helicopter and ask them to look for chuddy… hes still down there..
▶ №12723969[Quote]>>12724335
>>12723923oblige the helicopter pilot and get into the helicopter, but start seething if they fly off without atleast looking for chuddy with the searchlight
▶ №12724476[Quote]>>12724568
Scream chudjaks name while making a fire in the helicopter so you have a light to find him
▶ №12724568[Quote]>>12724576>>12724586>>12724589>>12724644
>>12724476You decide to light the helicopter on fire
>CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDThis did nothing
▶ №12724576[Quote]>>12724660
>>12724568twerk hard enough to shake the plane
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>>12724568rappel down from the plane
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>>12724568do a chintok dance
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>>12724568break the pilot's neck and steal his eyeball
▶ №12724660[Quote]>>12724678>>12724689>>12724722
>>12724576You begin twerking, you then hear a saint "ACK" in the other room.
Turns out you shaked the plane so hard the pilot ended up snapping his neck.
The plane is now crashing
▶ №12724678[Quote]
>>12724660do a chinktok dance or something
▶ №12724689[Quote]>>12724955
>>12724660stuff the pilots eyeball into your damaged eye socket
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>>12724660Get a parachute
▶ №12724955[Quote]>>12724980>>12724991>>12724993
>>12724689You waddle up to the front and plop the eye straight out of the pilot's socket.
You then have a moment where you realize that it is indeed, just like in muh hecking video games where the main character (or MC for short, incase you didn't know that) uses another person's boby part to replace their own
>Hecking slowburn kino You think to yourself
▶ №12724991[Quote]>>12725071
>>12724955piss on the fire to put it out (oh my postal)
▶ №12724993[Quote]
>>12724955summon brap god to stop the plane
▶ №12725071[Quote]>>12725096>>12725102>>12725104
>>12724991You begin to piss on the fire, this only serves to waste time, however you realize that this is just like in postal.
>AND JOE BOB SON OF BILLY JOE BOByou attempt to say whilst mimicking Rick hunters voice (albeit failing due to your feminine, Soylent enfuzed voice)
>>12725004Bait from ohio
▶ №12725102[Quote]>>12725585
>>12725071use your profound knowledge of physics and jump out right before the plane crashes
▶ №12725104[Quote]
>>12725071a black baddie bitch starts twerking on the fire
▶ №12725137[Quote]>>12725144
>>12725096Marge? I always thought Rick hunter was the first and second postal dude???
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>>12725137i don't remember xim saying that doe
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Op makes me want to become a drawfag
▶ №12725585[Quote]>>12725801>>12726230
>>12725102You attempt to stay and then leave at the last second, too bad you're retarded.
You surprisingly end up getting out of it fine just out of sheer luck.
▶ №12726230[Quote]
>>12725585use the flaming helicopter parts to set fire to the nearby buildings
