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oh wait wtf, jade having a dog dick wasn't a joke??? lmao i thought that was a fucking joke this whole ass time because i thought it was straight up weird and, in a way, beastiality. i get it, people have weird fetishes-- but Jade's, what?? 20 or smth??? she should be worrying about college, man, not dog dick. ((I have not read the epilogues or hs^2 and i refuse to lol))

Yup. It’s very heavily implied in the Epilogues:

The thing about Jade Harley is that she’s not as good at personal things as she is at other things. Like science, or mastering fraymotifs, or kissing, the last of which she has definitely put a lot of levels into over the past few years because, well, what else are you supposed to do with immortal godhood once you hit the age where the dog hormones start kicking into overdrive?

And then...

JOHN: and that’s why it was so messed up that jade caught the bouquet!
JOHN: now i have to pretend to laugh and think it’s funny when she makes jokes about being the next to “tie the knot.”

And then this fucking ironic conversation, too:

JADE: id love to have a baby like everybody else
JADE: i mean everybodys been having them. i wont pretend im not a little jealous
JADE: but... i dont think its gonna happen with me and dave
JAKE: What? Why not?
JAKE: If you want i could give that whippersnapper a talking to.
JAKE: Get him to really man up and accept responsibility.
JADE: no! its nothing dave is doing! its me
JAKE: Huh?
JADE: theres no way me and dave could have a regular baby together because im...
JAKE: Whats wrong?
JADE: well lets just say that after all the sburb stuff its done some things to my body
JADE: like merging with bec mostly
JAKE: Have you been trying?
JADE: er... we cant really...
JAKE: What do you think your dog genes or whatever are keeping you from getting pregnant?
JADE: um
JADE: not my....... GENES exactly :\
JADE: i dont really want to get into the specifics
JAKE: Would that rule out a union of an ectobiological sort?
JADE: i guess not
JADE: but i dont think any of us are really interested in having a kid with ectobiology
JADE: it just feels...
JADE: well
JADE: i think weve had enough of ectobiology for one lifetime!
JAKE: Heh heh fair enough.
JADE: ive thought about asking rose to help us but thats so much to ask...

That last part, for sure, hints to it; Bec’s biology didn’t affect her genetics in regard to pregnancy, but if we assume Dave is a cis male and Jade now has a penis as a result of fusing with Bec... you can see why she wouldn’t be able to have a biological child with him.

Also, how wonderful that Jade says she thought of asking Rose to be her surrogate but didn’t because that would be “so much to ask”, yet apparently did it anyway.

Speaking of - that’s how Yiffany, in Homestuck^2, comes to be. Rose and Jade are very heavily implied to have had sex, since Rose mentions her gestation period (the length of time she was carrying the baby) to have been shortened to two months due to Jade’s dog genetics. Jade having a dog cock is literally the only reason that whole “Rose cheats on Kanaya” thing happens. 

Plus this weird concept of “nobody wants ectobiological kids”, as if... ectobiology doesn’t do the same exact thing, just without the actual sex. As if Yiffany would have been literally any different. As if it would have been as invasive, too, as fucking your married best friend - just donating your DNA rather than your entire body and your monogamous relationship. 

So, yeah. Jade’s got a dog cock. We’re... kind of just meant to accept this knowledge, I think, and roll with it. Except that the entire thing - and Jade as a whole - is being treated extemely poorly by the writers, so it’s just something that exists without our consent.

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hey,, i dont mean to bother you but could you maybe tag epilogues and hs2 discourse? i just see,, So Much of it and its getting,, exhausting tbh

Oh! Shit, of course!

I was tagging it all as Homestuck Critical, I just forgot to keep tagging- that’s completely my fault, I’m so sorry. 

From now on, I’ll be tagging it all as Homestuck^2 Critical and Homestuck Epilogues Critical, as well as the general Homestuck Critical tag - so please feel free to blacklist those tags! If there’s another tag you think I should use, too, just let me know. 

I do, in fact, have something more to say:

Another set of tags set off another set of thoughts. If Homestuck^2 is the “unofficial” continuation of Homestuck, why does it still appear in thematic and literal relevance to Pesterquest?

Lets say that the Marvel theory used by one of the writers was right. I don’t want to read Homestuck^2. However, Pesterquest is a thing - and it seems to be about our feelings on the Epilogues. That they suck, and hurt, and we don’t like them.

I play the game, and at first it’s great. I’m befriending characters I love, I’m seeing what they could have been without the game, hell, I’ve actively forgotten that the Epilogues even existed. All I have is my little timeline of paradoxical fuckups and a lot of questions about where it’ll go.

Then, I get to Dirk’s route. And suddenly Ultimate Dirk appears again. Did he have to? No. Could Pesterquest have ended quite happily without Ultimate Dirk? Yes. Which means the writers made an active decision to once again thrust in this upsetting feature, this link back to Homestuck^2 and the Epilogues, in something that is meant to be unlinked - in this mythical “other choice” we have if we don’t like those texts.

You cannot get away from Homestuck^2, no matter what piece of media you try to go for. It is quite literally tinged in everything they create because it is the biggest project they are working on. We’re made avidly aware that Ultimate Dirk isn’t focusing much on Pesterquest because he’s half-split his attention from Homestuck^2, and we’re essentially told “you have to let Homestuck^2 be a thing by recreating Homestuck’s timeline again”. We are not allowed to escape that unless we get the secret ending.

hs^2 writers act like those teachers who take absolute pride in how their students don't learn from them, despite being the actual teacher. like no, you're just shitty at your job, don't take pride in that lmfao, what's wrong with you??

That’s a really apt comparison, honestly. The fact that they’ve looked at fandom criticism and classed us as “clowns” and tried to spout nonsense about how we can “pick and choose” what we read while simulteneously discrediting everything that isn’t exactly what they agree with... Yeah. It’s pretty obvious. 

There’s a way to be a good writer, things you need to include, things you need to avoid - ways to present yourself that’s meant to help build up your image and your readers’ desire to follow you and your works. You want to try and engage with your readerbase, to encourage them in to read what you’re doing - not actively work against them, do things you know will make them upset, and then claim that it’s “part of the process”. 

To state, as they have, that we are “unjustified” in criticism and that we should be “grateful” for the fact that Homestuck^2 exists completely misses the point, and utterly dismisses why we’re upset. If they, as writers, don’t understand this, then honestly that just shows how amateurish they are. They really shouldn’t be in this sort of professional environment if they react like that, and if their ideology towards criticism is “you don’t get it”. 

If your fandom doesn’t get the point you’re trying to make, you’re either no making the point succinctly enough or you’re overwhelming the point with other aspects. You’re disengaging us with the point because there’s just too much going on that we can’t stomach. Again - how are you meant to make your point if a large portion of the fandom has outright stopped reading?

They shouldn’t take pride in the fact that they’ve chased away so much of the fandom. They really shouldn’t take pride in puffing up their chests on Twitter and crowing that we should bow to them as the overlords of Homestuck, since we clearly don’t know what we want or what good literature is. They shouldn’t hold it over us that they’re the ones writing Homestuck^2, that it’s in their hands, and we should be so thankful to them for writing something we never even asked for. 

You’ve really hit the ^2 nail on the head. :( Reading your takes is a breath of fresh air because I started to feel like I was the only one! And the main dodge of criticism being “It’s bad on purpose” just... really soured me... like, okay, thanks for verifying it won’t improve. Saved me a lot of time.

I’m glad I could give voice to that thought for you! It’s really, really important for people who don’t like Homestuck^2 to recognise they’re not alone in that, especially in the face of some of the writers’ cruder comments. And, tbh, I’m glad about it, too - I thought it’d end up being something that barely took off the ground or received negative attention, so it’s really nice seeing that, like you, I’m not the only one feeling this way. 

A lot of what I’ve been seeing from people goes along this same theme tbh - that they didn’t feel like their dislike was a unified thing. Which sucks, I think, because that makes it really easy for the writers to deny that the fandom is unhappy. That’s why they can get away with saying “it’s bad on purpose”, on top of everything else. If we’re not a single voice of unhappiness, then they can brush off individual concerns as “the fandom being clowns” or “the loud minority”, when we’re... really not. 

But, seriously. Who takes pride in telling their fans “it’s bad on purpose”? Who looks at their fans, for something that’s existed as a significant part of some people’s lives for literally 11 whole years, and says, with incredible confidence, “I am writing this to hurt you. You are meant to be hurt, and you will enjoy it. You are meant to find this difficult to read. No, I will not make this better.”

Metatextuality is nowhere near as important as fandom enjoyment and writing an actually good story. If you focus so much on making everything “bad” to prove a point - or, frankly, just to be really edgy, which it seems like some of the writers are - then you’re... not going to have any readers left to make the point to. You’re not going to have people who want to read anything else you write. You’re not going to have a dedicated fanbase at all. 

Like. I’m doing my MA in Creative Writing. We’re quite literally learning about how to be authors, professionally. And I can tell you, without a doubt, that these writers? Are being so incredibly unprofessional. You don’t attack your readers and ignore their concerns, make them feel small and unheard. That’s just. It’s not done. You are a bad author if you do this. You are giving yourself bad publicity. You are reflecting badly on your work. 

Wait so do you think that the world ult dirk is going to will end up being the pesterquest one? Im v sorry its 3am and my brain is on like 2% but so i can’t tell if this is a stupid theory or not feel free to ignore but? What if Ps hope u feel better soon!

I’m not… sure? I think that’s the best explanation I can give, as badly and simplistically worded as that is. 

Dirk seems to be completely put off by the fact that the MSPA Reader exists, which would suggest that they no longer represent us if we have such an incredible effect on what’s going to happen in Homestuck^2. So if Dirk’s new world is going to be the Pesterquest timeline, then Reader becomes a completely separate entity. 

The MSPA Reader’s edits are their own, and ours are going to have an effect on the comic.

It would be interesting, however, because then we’d have a lot of interconnectivity! We could see things we do or decide occur in Pesterquest, and then the Reader’s edits appear in Homestuck^2. 

I’m not sure if that’s what’ll happen, though, unless the timeline’s a little whack at the moment. As in, Pesterquest happens a lot later in Homestuck^2 than we’re currently seeing, so we’ll have to be playing a lot of catchup in Homestuck^2 considering Pesterquest has two updates in the same span of time as Homestuck^2 has one. 

Something I keep forgetting is that the only reason the Homestuck Epilogues and Homestuck^2 are considered non-canon is because Hussie and co. no longer own the rights to Homestuck and VIZ did not want any of that shit to be associated with them.

It would absolutely be considered canon if they legally could.

A genuine question I mean absolutely no harm with, please don't hate me: is it so wrong to have trans characters be bad people? I get wanting to have good rep (speaking as an enby) but not all trans men are UwU soft bois. Or is this more of a case of "they're the only rep we've got so them being bad people brings real trans people into a negative light as well"? Again, there's no malice or ill will behind my asking, I'm just still a baby when it comes to these things.

It’s okay! I’m more than happy to answer a question like this - I’m by no degree upset, mad, etc... at all. 

Having trans characters that are bad people isn’t inherently bad, no; wanting good rep is great, and it’s always nice to have a hero be trans, but it doesn’t necessarily mean having them be perfect. You still want them to be human - to fuck up, to make mistakes, to have feelings and emotions and motivations, even those that are questionable - and you still want them to be 3 dimensional enough to be interesting. So having them be bad people? That’s engaging! 

For instance, Vriska could be decent trans rep. Yeah, she does a lot of absolutely awful shit, and she is genuinely a terrible person; but her reasons behind it, the moments when she is genuinely nice, how she feels about people and about herself - they even her out and make her more believable as a person and more interesting as a character. Like, you can’t deny that Vriska is a victim on her society to some degree - but you also can’t deny that she thrives in that society as well. 

That’s not the inherent problem with her. She still has experience that transwomen associate with, and a lot of her past - especially in Pesterquest - can absolutely hit home with transwomen. Even her actions and maneurisms can make her amazing rep for transwomen, regardless of how good or bad she is as a person. 

The actual issue is how the writers treat her, and how they use her being trans to erase all her wrongs. To them - especially to Kate - Vriska being trans excludes her from taking any and all blame for the horrible things she’s done. She’s trans, so she can get away with paralysing one kid, blinding another, and outright killing a third. In this light, she represents every anti-transfem sentiment and stereotype I’ve ever seen. That is NOT the sort of representation we want. This isn’t what we want to be associated with; this supposition that abusive trans people don’t exist, simply because they’re trans and apparently free of blame.

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