First, jack off. Then, pjack tattoo.
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zmplReblogged weskinzlonestatusFollowthe intelligent and sensitive pervert would like to message you
zmplReblogged petz5smokefuneral-deactivated2015020this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened.Slurp on my ‘gurt.Cause you know its purp.Put me in the dirt.Put me in a shirt.
zmplReblogged cliffsecordjame7tFollowwhy do computers even need updates. I love her the way she is… 33,136 notes
zmplAnonymous asked:shout out to the white-wing dove as well :D it has a very similar call!hoooOOO hoo. hoo hoo
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zmplremember when people used to call other people SJWs8 notes
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zmplcyanide-muffins asked:Favorite bird?mourning doves. the childhood bird4 notes
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zmplAnonymous asked:what kind of mac n cheese do you enjoy?the regular kind1 note
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zmplReblogged albertnaturalheavensenthaleFollowthat fuckign poll where they say sex in a hotel room is public sex irks me so Have you actually had sex in a public place? (Non puritan edition)Yes, in a car parked in a public place16.1%Yes, in a library0.7%Yes, in a public bathroom3.3%Yes, in a park (at night)4.8%Yes, in a park (daytime)3.8%Yes, the alley behind a club0.7%Yes, in the office0.8%Yes, at a wedding/baptism/funeral0.4%Other/Multiple/Nuance21.6%Celibacy win47.8%Final result from 13,750 votesReblog to reach more ppl etc#car and in the woods😁3,282 notes
zmplReblogged okthatsgreatnichijouxdrmario10hoursFollowaddicted to making my mouse grow really bignichijouxdrmario10hoursLike this#giving it testosterone
zmplReblogged geogabbypeepeepoopoo38FollowGoo goo is fine. Ga ga though? Some extra shit they added. It wasn’t originally like that
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zmplReblogged edgyboicullenmediummushroomFollowa clue, a clue!! 💙 blue themed collection of pins and hair clips for october first update#blue’s clues
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