they should start putting THC in the water. i mean it can’t make things WORSE can it??
emkaniffliterally @ those last two posts…I’ve truly become such a cuntier person but I do it all in private now with my girlfriend so it’s somehow also less harmful than it was before. But know we gossipin!!!
emkaniffReblogged peewees-gayhousemeerschweinchen-archiveFollowyour twenties are Also about discovering that you’re not a bad person in all the ways you believed you were but you’re a bad person in completely new and exciting ways
emkaniffReblogged emtmercyfaerieyuriFollownew england pussy got me ordering an iced regulah and a strahberry frahstedemkaniff@hoebius #me getting strawberry frosted dunkin donuts at least once a week#makes me feel closer 2 u 💖💖💖
emkaniffReblogged skimble-shanks-the-railway-catofficiallordvetinariFollowSo apparently the Animorphs cover artist also made that amazing series of wizard pictures?? And he sells prints of both? His Etsy store is here and the other link is here.
emkaniffReblogged gaylittlezukosamtheghostmy mutuals and i liking each other’s posts without ever actually talking to each other
emkaniffReblogged sjweminembutterflypeaflowerteaFollowthese posts have the same vibes imo 💯butterflypeaflowerteaand this tweet as wellbutterflypeaflowerteathis also#ME
emkaniffsomeone commented on this tiktok lesbian couple’s video something like “that’s the problem with lesbian relationships, lack of male logic” and I can’t stop thinking about it because they were both like no sir!! that’s literally the point!! and THEY’RE SO RIGHT#that’s me and rocco deciding to keep up the Christmas tree and just decorate it for every holiday
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emkaniffrocco and i watched don’t look up and I think it was really the movie of the year I love how everyone just exploded at the end except for jonah hill#also whoever designed that bird deer that appeared for literally 10 seconds at the end put their whole pussy into it
emkaniffi wasnt sure about succession at first but now I’m all for it because I want everyone around me to have interests that are at LEAST as weird as shipping the men from a business show in earnest. i don’t know who Tom or greg are but no freedom till we’re equal damn right I support it
emkaniffReblogged catsfureverfreesnooki-deactivated20220131lana del rey meal at taco bell w diet mountain dew when#Latina del rey#fun fact latina lana is apparently one of rocco’s absolute FAVORITE jokes
emkaniffReblogged breedxblemickeylev-calder-deactivated20230421mickey milkovich + text postsbonus:#ok this is the first one of these gifsets that’s made me laugh good job OP1,918 notes
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emkaniffReblogged sjweminemnorthernstcrFollowanybody wanna have a profound bond or whathoebius@emkaniff#the bestie instinct to trespass#I LOVE YOU
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emkaniffi wont move to any other website because I don’t wanna rebuild my blocklist 😩 I have sooooo much blocked it’s insane
emkanifflindsey ellis has literally been “canceled” and quit like 6 times in the past two years and every time there’s like 10 newspaper articles about it how does she still have the influence
emkaniffReblogged emtmercy45percenterthenFollowthe three genres of man are blorbo from my shows glup shitto and it's me blorko from the mcu
emkaniffReblogged skimble-shanks-the-railway-catgglilyallin-deactivated20250618obsessed with this vid from the official smithsonian national zoo pageasundergrowthWaltz of the fucked up creature
emkaniffReblogged amatelaseustrandedcrowFollowthey banned the word omega this is literally 1984 george orville was right when he wrote animal crossing
