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are (You) making something for the upcoming 5 year anniversary??
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>furfaggotry is allowed on /soy/
>bait gets 100 reppeys
>jannies only ban shit that references gore
QUOOOOOTE GET NEW JANNIES NOOOOW
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How to be a nusoi.

>Wake up.
>Mooch shit you need to live off mommy/government.
>Open /soy/ and bite bait all day.
>Do this every day until you die.
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How often do u fart
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Vlodson is a sharty saving gem
Fact
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Wplace raid part 4



wplace is a platform full of retards and trannies who obsess over defending xheir SNCA deltatroon artwork, we have already caused mass leakage within the community, lets deal some more damage

>how can i CIU?

greif grant fosgates memorial
greif the kaaba
falseflag as deltatroon fans and greif with deltatroon characters
make gems in orania (afrikaan hyperborea)
falseflag on xheir plebbit
raid wplace adjecent 'cords
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how aryan indians looked like back then
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Ive been a nuclear engineer for 18 years, AMA
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you had 3 boards and all of them failed and a bunch of you niggers using those boards got exposed as actual zoophiles/pedophiles
now fuck off from this site
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa????
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WPLACE PEDOS ARE INVADING US AND JANNIES ARE DOING NOTHING THE SHARTY HAS FALLEN THE SECOND SOYPOCOLALYPSE IS COMING MARK MY WORDS
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ITT nusoils do the political compass test
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>Unalived
>Grape
>PDF file
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nu 'oss
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India is winnest or something
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me and my pooner gf

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boring catalog
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9A0C IS TURNING THE 'LOG INTO NIGGERHELL WTF IS HAPPENING
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>soytrans porn on the catalog
Oh soytan posters.. why are you people like this? You dont see this with any other gemmy sharty mascots!
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whats the best new variant?
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Omg guys I just got the switch 2 for my girlfriends husband and he absolutely loved it .
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NUSOIBAKAS… IS THIS ALL YOUR SITE HAS TO OFFER?
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18+

i dont need to see niggacado avocado butthole pls dont post it
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i look like this while killing niggers with TNT
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>antarctica is white
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Yknow how on pixel planet we had a script to place images I need a glorious codefag to make one for wplace
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Dafuq is going on with the 'log?
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yesterday was tomorrow ago
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if a supersage gets put in my email spot i am going to explode
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Why does nooseworx look like neutralplier?
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bowser thread

post those bowsers that are getting spammed in every thread
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Early Jackbox Raid Thread (WITH IDS IDLEE)
Since most ACKbox raids happen late at night and I need to wake up extra early tomorrow would anyone be down to do some jackbox raiding now? There's a lot of euromutt streamers on and a few others that might be gemmy, if you want.
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Rayman speedrunner here ama
Just completed the first 2 parts
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🇺🇸

flag thread

(put a flag emoji in the "subject" box before posting)
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>dr Hax
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If the pattern continues from here I think we'll see the collapse of this community in about 3 weeks, or something, I'm not too sure what do y'all think
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'jak him o algo
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Would you buy him


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I fucking hate this "soyjak" nusois cant make a new variant for shit, it has no beard no glasses and has ears for some fucking reason. I genuinely cant stand looking at it for more than 5 seconds. There is nothing remotely funny about it like with other variants, it just looks like a retarded baby with a punchable face. It might be the worst fucking thing ive seen on this website not even joking.
>arrow
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nu alicia just dropped
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>Anything above 1 sentence is a blogpost
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>Aye mate, point on the Tesco clubcard where I hurt you.
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OH I'M A GIGA ARYAN, YES I'M A GIGA ARYAN
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Respecting india

guys its time we finally respect india and indians as theyre a precious race and are very smart and beautiful and if we dont respect them its bad okay?
>RESPECT PRETTY INDIA
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what is the worst gore video youve ever seen?
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ITT we make gems

https://onlinesequencer.net/
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BEHOLD!
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Truth nuke
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>homestuck predicted grant fosgate's incident
geg, it's gemmy!
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YOUTUBE GRAVEYARD SCAVENGING

DID YOU KNOW
When you type into the youtube search bar "WIN" followed by a date in the YMD format, you get a shit ton of and I mean thousands upon thousands of nameless snca videos recorded by and posted from a webcam? For example typing in "WIN 20131225" gives you webcam vids from christmas 2013.
NIGGER WHY SHOULD I CARE
Well I propose an amusing game that could resurface ancient lost gegeralds from the dusty tomb of youtube archives, Youtube Graveyard Scacvenging. It goes like this:
>Someone says a date from early 2010s or something
>'teens write the date with the proper formatting into the youtube search bar and attempt to find gemmy videos
>IMPORTANT FOR THE NUSOIS: Click embed on the "select" section of the post box and paste in the youtube url of the video you pick. Do not just straight up put the url of the video into the reply. Learn to embed nusoi
>first 'teen to find the gemmiest video gets to say the next date
I will start since I am the OP and because I say so: July 5th 2012
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I just sharted while 'jakking
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penis
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'Jakable?
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Terms like “jannies” and “they do it for free” should banned.

I may not be a mod but i am still tired of moderators being talked down like they are slaves slurs like “jannies" are very demoting and terms like “they do it for free” just mock them it is discriminatory biased tasteless and threatening how can the admins tolerate such behavior? do they not realize how psychologically tolling it is to be constantly told “JANNY JNANY CLEAN UP MY MESS” on top of all they already do in terms of moderating reddit - I mean 4chan? one of my friends is a mod and she has possibly suffered mental illness because of being constantly mocked and discriminated and threatened as a mod mods should be respected not looked down i want them to enjoy their jobs not dread them how can we stop people from saying these tasteless offensive things? i just want the mods to feel safe when they work
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Sorry about the post quality dropping, I haven't been posting on here in a while
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(Chorus)
So the 'jakker, bumps it all!
And the nusoi, takes the sage!
(Oh!)
Post the bait, failed a raid, bumped up there, someone's thread!
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Hank green btfod

The I fucking love science smv now has more views than the original video o algo
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Does anybody else only do nofap for a few days because of the sexual tension it builds for an amazing fap sesh
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Early Jackbox Raid Thread (WITH IDS IDLEE)
Since most ACKbox raids happen late at night and I need to wake up extra early tomorrow would anyone be down to do some jackbox raiding now? There's a lot of euromutt streamers on and a few others that might be gemmy, if you want.
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>setting up a bot with a venezuelan ip, that makes 1-6 replies to different ids in /pol/ threads, with delay of 1-3 minutes between changing threads and 30-60 seconds between replies, containing
>>venezuela is gooder then {reply.user.country}
>>fnf_dance.gif
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> NOOOO YOU CANT JUST SHIT YOUR PANTS IN PUBLIC!!1! FOLLOW LE HECCIN SOCIAL NORMS!!!!
< *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
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>YOU'RE LISTENING TO…. SOULWAX FM
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Early Jackbox Raid Thread
Since most ACKbox raids happen late at night and I need to wake up extra early tomorrow would anyone be down to do some jackbox raiding now? There's a lot of euromutt streamers on and a few others that might be gemmy, if you want.
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I just drank coffee which is an appetite suppressant but I want to eat goyslop now I'm worried I'll be too full to finish it
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>This is just like muh tianmen massacre or what the burger says.
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Test
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Look at this jacket that i found. Thoughts?
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marge why is that anon posting schizo edits of that one bowser png
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my cousins are calling me a nigger
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'jak this tranny
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when you think about it 4cuckas outside of /trash/ hate furfags so allowing furfags would be the most anti-oldfag thing imaginable
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>fat brown pooner with a scat fetish
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Why are women so cruel, evil and judgemental?
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YOU WILL HELP ME DRAW THEIR MINDSET ON WPLACE O ALGO
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'jak him
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sisa?
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Markingplier on the log
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>nu' toss
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Markiplier on the log
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>404 - Not found
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>yeah
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is gem
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Test
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Name one problem you blame on yourself and not the jarty/jews/cord/trans/black/indians/mexicans/gays/romani/immigrants/asian people
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'CORD BROKE LOOSE
SHUT IT DOWN NOW
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I have no problem with trans women as long as theyre straight and not AGPoids
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how did lesotho catch on in the sharty?
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this song is pretty kino ngl
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>soylent
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>I'm CIA
<he vasn't alon
>uhh… you don't get to bring friends
^der not mi frends
<don worri no charge for dem
>and why would I want them?
<dey wer trying to grab ur prize
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Soy Adventure - Save the Bull!

New thread because the old one is broken for some reason
<reddit space
In a last-ditch effort, you point out the chud's leakage, doing your best to remember your rhetorical tactics from Xitter.
>Hey um.. aren't you getting kind of mad?
<NO RETARD I'M NOT MAD I'M JUST MAKING FUN OF YOU FAGGOT
>I-If you're not mad, why are you still replying?
<BECAUSE IM MAKING YOU SEETHE AND ITS FUNNY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK UR SO MAD RIGHT NOW
>But I-I'm not mad, I don't even wanna continue this conversation you're the one continuing it
<THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING HUH WHY ARE YOU TALKING NIGGER
<WAIT
<YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT ME FROM SOYDUELING AREN'T YOU
<WELL IT WON'T WORK
<I'M NOT A RETARD LIKE YOU
Despite his words, a good 7 of the 10 minutes have already passed, during most of which the power of his soyduel was dampened by his leakage.
<YOU FUCKING CUCK NIGGER BASTARD!!! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL ACK YOU OBSESSED NIGGER!!
He pours all of his remaining strength into his attack for the remaining three minutes, but the damage has already been done.
You snap out of the stopped time and crumple to the truckbed, the orb clattering out of your hand. You are extremely disoriented, aching all over, barely able to stand - but not completely mindbroken.
You can hear the screams and gunshots of the ongoing gunfight. Low Life's car is swerving even more erratically, and seems as if it may crash any minute. The officer who attacked you in the Astral Plane has now diverted his attention solely to you, and is now raining all his bullets towards the truckbed you're in. What do you do?
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What if bowser had a bbc
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>catjak posts everywhere
>zellig
>people arguing about soylita
>gassy
What is this? 2023?
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ITT we post mullet gemmies
>
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>Thread specified DOES exist: I just don't want you looking at it!
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/lm/ - Lego movie general

Everything is awesome in this thread - post your favorite gems from The Lego Movie below.
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>I'm CIA
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is this redpilled
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>one jimbo here
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>hey fellow soyteens lets have another thread where i talk about hitting myself while gooning and nutting in my family's drinks
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New toss
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>i want to make a movie about dog sex and animals balls
<THIS MOVIE IS SO HECKING GOOD THE STORY IS GOD TIER SINCE I WATCHED IT AT THE HECKING FILM FESTIVAL SURE ITS ALL ABOUT DOG SEX AND BALLS BUT ITS BETTER THAN THE SETH ROGANS SAUSAGE PARTY AND VIZZIraisin SLOP ITS SO HECKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
shoot all of these niggers
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>hey fellow soyteens lets have another thread where i talk about hitting myself while gooning and nutting in my family's drinks
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You can ONLY post in this thread if Earth is NOT your home planet

I'm from Uranus btw.
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Soyboorucuckmods won't approve my video for some shitty reason so gem goes here
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download this sexy pic before the mods delete it
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>KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!
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>building a time machine to go back in time and rape-correct Elliot Rodger by breaking down his door, pushing him onto the ground, with his ankle being sprained in the process, choking him as he begs for help but his aspirated cries are muted by my hand closing his throat. He tears up as I rip off his pants, with my cock visibly bulging through mine. His face swells, as I grab his wristcel arms but not before taking off my own pants. My cock is visible and erect, as he goes mute in surprise. He struggles for a bit, But I move him to his side and start teasing his incel boypussy with my cock. He streaks, but I cover his mouth and slap him. I proceed to go in, with his bussy swallowing my dick whole as I begin thrusting. His cries are muffled, but still leak through. I tell him if he does it one more time, I'll shoot him in the head. He quiets down, as I pick up pace and start tearing his pink asshole open. His attempts at yelling for yelp are interlaced with moans, but he tries his best to conceal it. I reach around with my other hand and start stroking his dick in unison. He tries even harder to resist his moans, but can't as a mixed feeling of pleasure and pain overwhelms him. Suddenly, I feel it. I moan as I dump liters of cum into his pink boypussy, with me pulling out watching it drip from it. He realizes the futility of going after foids, and realizes what he needs is to be a cute boywife, not become a slave to the whims of foids.
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the 'log is so brimmy right now just delete this website already Quote
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>I love eating as much as an elephant eats!
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>London
>Paris
>Rome
>Berlin
>Madrid
>Moscow
>Warsaw
>Barcelona
>Dublin
>Oslo
>Athens
>Lisbon
>Zagreb
>Amsterdam
>Stockholm
>Vienna
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Why the fuck this 16+ board allows some nsfw

Why the fuck this 16+ board allows some nsfw
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>what if there is no c0rd stalking us and we are all just insufferable faggots…
>…nah, can't be that
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>/im/ - Incredible mouse general
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>modding minecraft to make the days last 8 hours total (4 day 4 night) and not using a bed
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Me (H3K) On the left and a Huge bbw Sisa right
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Niggers tounge my anus fuggen jardee
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My nigga yotsuba
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Where can I find Super Columbine Massacre RPG?
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Incredible Gassy won
Bowser farting won
Monsters won
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can a lore master tell me why cado porn is allowed on soy
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there, all better! wholesomeheart
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marge what is >>>ztoilet
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Jan Jan, why do you hate me so?
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Lquote fix ur shitty website i have over 200 people with me Right now we will be migrating to pinterest
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Adolf Hitler ## Fuhrer

Hey everyone, this is Adolf Hitler, leader of the third reich. I've attached a photo to prove my identity, for any of you skeptics out there. Himmler showed me this website the other day, and there's a lot of funny stuff on it. It also seems a lot of "soyteens" on this website are very interested in me, as well as the National Socialist movement as a whole. So I've decided that I will be hosting a Q&A of sorts on this board.
So guys, feel free to ask me anything in this thread.
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I browse Crystal.cafe and lolcow.farm with a vibrator in my ass while GOONING. I enter threads about any topic at all - crocheting, husbandos, hornyposting, advice, horoscopes, I GOON to it. The topic doesn't matter. What matter is the real HUMAN connection, to a real life WOMAN, behind the screen. I find a certain glee in knowing that with every stroke of my greasy pungent cock the foid on the other end is enjoying her little feminist board, blissfully unaware that I'm shaking in wretched pleasure to her. I wonder how she'd feel? If she could see me like this, if I could force a vision of myself in my current state into her brain, her watching me GOON my aching prostate and spew my seed onto an innocuous photo she posted of the Percy Jackson book she just bought which just happened to contain her oh-so-delectable supple hands. In terms of cum tributes, my favorite subject would have to be the drawings from the 'draw yourself' threads. For each one of those threads, I print out a handful of about 8 of the cutes 'fe sweetheart' self-portraits and make it my mission every day to cum at least once on each. It's those little goals that you set for yourself daily that make life really enjoyable. I consider it a sort of magic, a la voodoo or Law of Attraction.. I like to think that at some point after I've done my deed, the girl will feel a faint sinking disgust, a stifling cold sweat that she can't explain, and think of me. I make my own messages in these boards, too. They're quickly deleted, of course: They reply "Moid!" "Creep!" "Incel!" "Loser!". Every one of these insults only serve to make my erection harder. This passionate attention from my lovely 'fe goddesses simply makes my dick diamond. Every time I'm banned, I punish myself by ratcheting my ass-vibrator to the highest setting for the rest of the day. I curl up into a ball, moaning and crying, imagining that my lovely GODDESSES are above me clad in leather, whipping me for being such a naughty boy, and for being a filthy MOID PIG. I want to savor every last bit of their impotent rage, knowing that I've violated them and there's nothing they can do about it. Knowing that my very loathsome corrupting presence has completely RUINED their beloved TERF board. Even if one of my precious cafe babes gets a boyfriend, as many of them have, they will always feel a knot in their stomach when they realize that I'm GOONING to their posts every day, and their poor boyfriend is getting metaphysically cucked by a fat sweaty loser. And I do mean every day - I don't forget a single one of my goddesses. I have detailed files which i have written one-handed about the posting habits and defining features of over 30 women, and I track their new posts regularly. I make sure I at least cum to one of their posts every week. It's a tough thing to keep up, but I wouldn't want any one of them to get jealous of the other. My darlings loathe and fear me, but they will learn to love me one day. I love you, Crystal.cafe babes! I LOVE YOU!
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[To the tune of "I want to break free" by Queen]

I'm working for free
I'm working for free
I'm working for free for 4cuck
You're such SLF I don't need you
I'm working for free
God knows, God knows I'm working for free.
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>Charging the venture bros rent while they live in your head
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>i hecking live star wars oh my fauci that brave pink haired woman just crashed a hecking spaceship into other spaceship!!!!!
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I was fapping in my bed the other night. I felt it so much that I punched my leg with my fist unintentionally, which made me realize that the harder I punched it, the more intense the orgasm was. Then the night after that, I smacked myself a bit in the face while fapping, and I felt a glass ceiling on my pain tolerance, like the glass ceiling on my pleasure tolerance when I was first learning how to fap, which I put a little effort in to break through and achieve orgasm. I slapped myself harder, until it made me feel strangely detached from reality, in some lightheaded bliss which doesn’t seem healthy to stay in all the time. The burning in my cheek didn’t feel good, but the bliss did, I wanted to wrap my body around someone and have them stroke my hair like a good boy
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4 consecutive brushstroke low-effort carbon jak
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Me (H3K) On the left and bbw sisa right
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IS This tuff
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WHAT IS INCREDIBLE MOUSE
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what a shitty 'log
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>There is NO IAS-only splinter called "soyfag.sharty". ". sharty" is NOT a real domain! It does NOT belong to Shartyland, an island filled with real soyjaks. You VILL take your meds.
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>BBC 2 bowser
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A black BBW SISA just brapped all over me. AMA.
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every night i pray for the death of every soicuck but my prayers go unanswered.
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Clippy never tried to turn your kids into troons.
He only wanted to help.
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absolute state

>3 bait posts
>5 bots
>1 dead soicuck (SAD!)
>9 'cord operations
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>When are we gonna have our own furry soyjak🥰
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Somebody post that trannys xeet where xe said that xheir surgery was so "cyberpunk and cool"
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cacaboreans vvon
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Restricted Thread

check replies for more info
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Coal = Mario
Caca = Koopaling
Jarty = Eggman's Lair
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coal
<flood
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All the faggot spam is from discord
homosexuality is being forced by CIANIGGERS


Answer this question: "Would you lick a vagina?"
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Wplace raid part 3

wplace is a platform full of retards and trannys who obsess over defending xheir SNCA deltatroon artwork, we have already caused mass leakage within the community, lets deal some more damage

>how can i CIU?

greif grant fosgates memorial
greif the kaaba
falseflag as deltatroon fans and greif with deltatroon characters
make gems in orania (afrikaan hyperborea)
falseflag on xheir plebbit
raid wplace adjecent 'cords

happy raiding!
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WARNING!
People have started using the dead rose emoji (🥀) as a pedophilic dog-whistle mostly found in discord servers or imageboards.
These users contain hard drives full of pedophilic content, and they will ALWAYS be seen using said emoji in every post they make. Not only do they wear it proudly like a badge for their mental disorder, but will also attempt to falseflag any call-out posts as "bait".
THIS IS NOT A JOKE, if you see any roseposters make sure to report them to the corresponding administration group. I am risking my own safety writing this, so watch out, and stay safe!
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>Terrible Mouse
<Danger Mouse
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I was born in 2018 but I had a silent generation childhood
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tell me your sharty theme and i will tell who you are.
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>soyjak.party
<bowserdouble7.fandom.com
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>Make /lardhouse/
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i really want to rape soytan
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When are we gonna have our own furry soyjak🥰
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>blasting the incredible mouse theme at 1000000% volume to piss your neighbors off
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AFDsissies…
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teens what does this say? I've been renaming my files in my soyjak folder and I never really bothered with this image till now, how could you tell?
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<hello
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>[x] in the big 25 🥀
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white
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>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT BE HATING ON SOYTAN ITS LE SOYJAK CULTURE I DONT CARE IF ITS PEDOGOONFUEL I WANT TO MASTURBATE TO SOYTAN FEET AND MAYBE BE A REAL WOMEN AFTER WARD NOOOOOOOOOO STOP MAKING FUN OF MY TROONSLOP MEDIA VEILED UNDER SHARTY CULTURE
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>being bowser but with an ohio flag
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Does anyone have a video like vidrel but the fnf pedo has a deep TTS voice and there's some scary music in the background
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>plierlee
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>Uhm.. w-why are you staring at me like that…?
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>WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ISNT ANYONE WATCHING MY DUTCH ANIME?! I JUST DID MY BEST JOB ON THIS SLICE OF LIFE-ESQUE CARTOON!!!!!!
*alt-tab Discord*
>SHILLS!
<YES MASTER!!!
>GET TO WORK!!! START SHILLING MY ANIME ON ANONYMOUS IMAGEBOARDS WHERE YOU CANT GET CAUGHT!!! I NEED THOSE STUPID PATREON BUCKS BECAUSE IM A SELFISH FUCKBRAIN PISSBABY!!!
<AS YOU COMMAND MASTER!!!!
>OH AND DONT FORGET TO SLANDER ANYONE WHO CALLS YOU OUT AS A DISCROD LOSER EVEN THOUGH I HAVE MY OWN DISCORD SERVER. NOW GO EARN YOUR FIFTY CENTS!!!!
Years later…
>WHAT?! AFTER YEARS Of NONSTOP SHILLING I HAVENT GOTTEN A SINGLE GODDAMN PHONE CALL FROM A MAJOR NETWORK?! NOOOOOO!!!
<SIR! That guy who thinks he is Genghis khan is calling again!
>WELL AT LEAST I MANAGED TO SHILL ENOUGH TO MAKE MY SHOW POPULAR WITH SOME BASEMENT DWELLING AUTIST FROM TENNESSEE!!!! I CANT WAIT TO PUMP OUT MORE ANIME TO ENTERTAIN HIS DISCORD FRIENDS
<Is he even from Tennessee? I heard his real name was Ed-
>SHUT THE FUCK UP SHILL!!!! I NEED THIS GUY'S FUCKING BITCOIN MONEY SO DONT SAY ANYTHING THAT COULD MAKE HIM MAD!!!
>THEY ARENT FALLING FOR THE SHILLING?!
>SHILLS!!!
<YES MASTER!?
>QUICK MAKE "BASED" ONGEZELLIG MEMES SO WE CAN TARGET THE RIGHT WING DEMOGRAPHIC AS WELL!!!
<YES MASTER!!!
>OH AND MAKE SURE TO USE YOUR JANNY POWERS TO DELETE ANYONE WHO CALLS OUT OUR SHILL OPS!!!
<OF COURSE MASTER!!!
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Normal words, but a horse guy!
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What languages do you guys speak aside from English?
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babini firstini
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fighting words guy

is it bad i imagine troons crying like that one cosmo clip and feel bad?
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ITT we compete for the best nuvariant
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bbc
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Waren bufett is agree fnf knowledge is to save econony fnf do is save economys like U.US canadia, Russa, india, and Ukrane
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Recent studies show that…
>pointless misinformation detected
>commence immediate brain closure
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Nusois look like this
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>STOP USING CHINKTOK SLANG YOU FUCKING RETARDED CACA
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how to get a thrembilion reppeys 101

Hello class, today i'll be teaching how to get as many so called "reppeys" as possible, on the "sharty" of course.
>first metod:the neutralplier way
post some weired confesion along an image of the markplier soy wojak with a neutral expression, people will start spaming saying you to kill yourself along with AI gifs or the same soyjak being killed by a gigachad.
>second metod:the bait way
say something like "nusoicacas can't _" or "nusoicacas are _" along with a image of Pepe, the frog.
This is not the only type of bait of course, there's a lot of other ways you can bait someone, but i will have to stop here since the bell is ringing, i see you all in next class.
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Goo goo gaga
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Moooooods ban and oreos
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NUSOISLUTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE MY TUSKS AND USE THEM TO BUILD A PIANO, THAT'S… LE BAD!!!
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how was your day 25fag
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Ban gigachad because he looks ugly and is an azeri turkroach
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Embrace tradition
Return to wojaks
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kill who first


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>being retarded
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MYMY TOILET IS REAL
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Chinktok 'cord woke up
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>we're crashing this log WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>doe
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and oreos
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My Eyes? White. My Skin? Blue. My House? Red. My Toilet? Yellow. My Shoes? Brown. My Glasses? Blue. My Hat? Red.
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Who remembers industrial_district?
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I keep accidentially clicking the GCP dot
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He came from a rare n64 game
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the idea of a neet is so retarded, why dont you just get a job?
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>pedophilia
<teleiophilia
^gerontophilia
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NEUTRALPOSTERS ARE FROM A DISCORD CABAL WHO ARE IN KAHOOTS WITH REDDIT FEMBOY GROOMERS. KILL ALL OF THESE REDDIT FEMBOY DISCORD GOONERS NOOOOOOOOOW
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when your getting fucked do you feel more sumbissive? my bull fucked the daylights out of me and after i did the dishes and folded his laundry
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We're sharing a wholesome moment
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>gooning to averi with breasts larger than the observable universe
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>you know what, I don't even feel like ramming into your boat soot
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Nigger
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>mfw nusois hate moonman
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i reeeally hate cado, plz don't post him itt ;)
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every time i need to goon i just post a neutralplier so the one guy spamming "KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT" gives me 50 billion reppies and fuels my degredation fetish
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I just saw a soyduel between 2 offsiters on chinktok, how could you tell?
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OEEEEEEEEEK NUANBDROIBCACAS DONT EVEN REMEMBER WHEN KING କୃଷ୍ଣବର୍ଣ୍ଣ RULED OVER PLANET ANBDROIB 991
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my cat scratched me
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Steven here
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>Let’s just say I got a little rumble in my tummy
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why do niggas hate turkey tom? hes a bit of a fag but his videos are easy to watch and are usually informative
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>posting snca
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>Eat up Froot Lard
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>big orange swedejak
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i just commissioned a soytan bodypillow with built in bwc autopegger feature ama
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<Mi name be big orange swede and NEUTRALPLIER POSTERS ARE NIGGERS AND KILL THEM ALL
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>THIS CATTY NEEDS A HERO!
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WHO THE FUCK IS ADDING THESE BANNERS STOOOOOOPPP
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>oompa loompa basedjak gloop
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im a bbc bull and just dommed my first white boi ama niggas
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Show Waren Bufet fnf for save economy
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im an indie artist from israel and this is my art
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floid's revenge
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what kind of a humiliation ritual is this?
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catjak thread

post and make catjak edits
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my dad watches this show dude knock it off
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How do I make gemmy OC that will get shilled everywhere? I've tried soyquoting, I've tried being an annoying slf and I've tried posting it everywhere but no one cares and instead they interact with every neutralplier bait they can find. I'll have to make something else to shill if this jak isn't good enough, although I've been seeing some actual gemeralds that never get any traction because soyteens have object impermenace for anything that isn't shitty bait
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gems we bringing into 2025 🔥🔥🔥
<incredible gassy
<catjak
<bowser
<furgod
<flartson
<plier blogs
<pepe
<giga posting

coal we are leaving behind in 2025 🤮🤮🤮
>transphobia
>racism
>doxing
>toxicity
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New 'toss straight off the presses
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Hi
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>North Dakota
>South Dakota
>Nebraska
>Kansas
>Montana
>Idaho
>Wyoming
>Iowa
>Arkansas
>Delaware
>Connecticut
>Rhode Island
>Maine
>Vermont
>New Hampshire
>Indiana
>New Jersey
>North Carolina
>South Carolina
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where I is get fnf to for good ecobomy
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What time is it for you guys currently? It's 20:36 as I'm writing this
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>He caught his dad watching P
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>post mi shitty forced meme like mulletjak and unfunnythang
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>groomers who dont make grooming there whole personality
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groomers who dont make grooming there whole personality
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>New York
>Los Angeles
>Chicago
>Miami
>San Francisco
>Las Vegas
>Seattle
>Houston
>Dallas
>Boston
>Washington DC
>Atlanta
>Detroit
>San Diego
>Portland
>Denver
>Phoenix
>Austin
>New Orleans
>Philadelphia
>Salt Lake City
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>>having sex with a man while typing this
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can we hash ban this image from the site
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hello and good afternoon
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soyify this
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>Russian mercenary from the Africa corps training to be sent to the Sahara spotted with a Labubu
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>Heh.. Hey Nate! Guess what!
<What.
>Chicken butt! Hahahahaha!
<Chicken 'o.
>…WHAT THE FUCK?! AAAAAAHH-
^*BOOM!* AAACKKKKKKK
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You only hate oldfags because they got to experience soyposting when it was actually funny and fresh. im trans btw
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Who has the original (soyjak version niggers) of the DPD seen in this 'jak?
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it was my first day of 11th grade today and my buttplug slipped out in the middle of class along with all the taco bell fire sauce diarrhea
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>Autophilia
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being a teleiophile
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What do you to when you feel overpressuring stress?
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Do you ever feel nostalgia for moments in the past where you jerked off?
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In like 2022 when reddit free awards were a thing I would get free wholesome awards, go to r/depressed and using the award feature I would anonymously message people to end their lives already. Should I have done this?
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i had a dream where bbq got exposed as a pedo

i remember soot being in my head throughout the entire dream, directing me out of my house and into a portal into the sharty. essentially acting like a guardian angel & guiding light of sorts. he was the one to tell me that bbq was a pedonigger and told me how to expose him
after a bunch of snca i don't remember i exposed him and he got fired by quote. with soot afterwards telling me some snca i don't remember.
except except one line:
>to be the messiah, there is only one way. half a hundred lives will be sealed away
and then after a blinding light i woke up
i have no idea what the fuck he meant by that
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>You only hate oldfags because they got to experience soyposting when it was actually funny and fresh. im trans btw
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is there a version of this with PNG exports

https://poyopoyo.gifanimaker.com/
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>averi with breasts larger than the observable universe
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Fef, it's fluffy!
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>i'm gonna commission averi with breasts larger than the observable universe and spam it on the sharty
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>industrial revolution
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I'm having sex with a man while typing this out
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i'm gonna commission averi with breasts larger than the observable universe and spam it on the sharty
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why is dead nigger baby banned? You could easily deter troons and it serves as a gatekeeping method for xitterfags. Not to mention that only people with an actual interest in the sharty would at the very least tolerate it.
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>still standing after all these years
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Booru nig ger admins are erasing soy culture. They approve hundreds of retarded country flag edits but recoil at the sight of gems.
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>Baryogenesis
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>referring to the black community as the blacked or the BBC community
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When was the last time quote was spotted in a thread
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>Electroweak epoch
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<being trans
<being gay
<being a furry
<playing nintendo games
<trusting the science
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>Just now
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>Birth of the sun
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Why is NAS so disliked on the sharty?
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>fall of Rome
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>back in my day
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How many of you saw 'zelligtoilet before it resurfaced again (AKA back in the Kuz and Doll era)
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>operation TND
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>i don't like averi because xhe has no breasts
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was hitler a soyteen?
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BBQ sauce is Kuz
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Average catjak poster
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>french revolution
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operation fruitjaks (ids)

ITT we make a 'jak for every fruit there is on this list, around 6 hundred. this is gonna be a pretty big project
i will upload the ones that were finished last thread
https://www.liveeatlearn.com/list-of-fruits/
make sure to claim a fruit before drawing it so people don't make it at the same time as you
remember, alphabetical order
remade this thread with IDs
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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You wake up in the wee little hours of the morning (2:35 pm).
This is the day you have been dreading for months. You've ran out of ironic soylent and your father and mother wont be there to collect it for you.
You will have to go to the Goyslopmarket and get it yourself. Truly something to say DOCTOOOOOOOOOS at, just like the funny people on soyjak.party say. You look at the rope just above your bed. Maybe today you will do it, escaping this herculean task ahead of you, but you decide that -ACKing is le hecking jardeecuck.
What do you do?
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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TOILET BOWL SEAT ADVENTURES

Due to a science experiment made to btfo the hecking chuds that involved Sproke and Soylent had gone wrong, you had accidentally shrank yourself into a size of a germ cell.
To make this matter worse, you decided to do this experiment in the bathroom of your local coffee shop, as you decided to support local businesses.
Specifically, you chugged the Soylent and Sproke on top of the toilet seat.
The air is thick with a strange green wind, the once microscopic shit and piss stains on the bowl have become your size. Opening your eyes for too long is painful, as the strange substance in the "air" of the toilet bowl stings your eyes.
You feel tempted to lie down and have someone unknowingly kill you, either by closing the toilet seat, sitting on you, or wiping you off while cleaning the toilet seat. But you strengthen your resolve anyhow, as your fellow science believer Soytan is in this very same diner, and you VVILL marry her in a pretty reddit approved science themed wedding before you die and your body returns to space dust. To do that however, you will need to grow back to normal size. You do remember some sproke and soylent dropping to the floor of the bathroom as you drank from the two bottles at once, but the gap from the toilet bowl to the bottom of the restroom is so unimaginably large due to your small size, that even going a quarter way down would be a feat.
What do you do?
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are ponds or streams more sustainable

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