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You awake within a small pile of rubble.
You can barely see anything- but you can make out vantablack stone, a man trapped under a pile of rubble, and a gateway to the unknown.
You shiver with fear. What have you gotten yourself into now?
What will you do?

▶ №12652550[Quote]>>12652594

shit myself

▶ №12652557[Quote]

piss everywhere

▶ №12652558[Quote]

I check out the man under the rubble

▶ №12652562[Quote]

brap

▶ №12652580[Quote]

shit

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>>12652550
You shit yourself out of terror. You can see the brown streaks running down the cobble niggerstone and towards the gate.. Well, that didn't do anything.
What now?

▶ №12652605[Quote]

>>12652594
look at the man whos trapped under the rubble fuggen jardee

▶ №12652607[Quote]

>>12652594
Search for exit or anything to defend myself to against unholy abomination

▶ №12652623[Quote]

>>12652594
piss

▶ №12652640[Quote]

>>12652594
wake the man up

▶ №12652647[Quote]

>>12652594
Jack off violently

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You step towards the rubble, and find that the man is, infact a man- to be specific, a troon. A fake 'party user, a larper who pretended to hate troons while gooning to 'p himself. A disgrace.
Wiping away at his shirt briefly reveals an award hidden beneath the rubble. Well, that's fitting..
You could inspect him closer for more details..

▶ №12652680[Quote]>>12652688

>>12652663
Bash kiss head with a rock multiple times until he's desd

▶ №12652688[Quote]

>>12652680
>kiss

▶ №12652689[Quote]

>>12652663
Kill him with a niggerstone

▶ №12652750[Quote]

>>12652663
steal his award

▶ №12652770[Quote]

>making soyjaks in canva
IT FUCKING SUCKSS

▶ №12652837[Quote]>>12652849>>12652861

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You grasp the niggerstone, as a faint voice erupts from it- just as your about to slam it down into the fake 'teen's skull
>soytan will always be a gem..
You feel repulsed and disgusted- dropping the stone. Your eyes and ears feel physically seared from contact with it.
What do you do now?

▶ №12652849[Quote]

>>12652837
Kill xhim and take xhis awards and xhis rope

▶ №12652861[Quote]

>>12652837
kill him and pee on his corpse

▶ №12652888[Quote]

VP

▶ №12652904[Quote]

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>making jaks in canva

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As you begin to move your hand to snatch their rope and award, you feel something behind you- infront of you, all around and all consuming at once. The slithering no variants appear from every corner, hands grasping and wretching at your face.
COMBAT!
All you have on you is your fists and the soytan screaming rocks around you.
What do you do?

▶ №12652977[Quote]

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>2 minutes
>no reppeys
KEKKKK NUSOIFAIL
JUST SHUT IT DOWNNN

▶ №12652989[Quote]

>>12652951
goon to soytan

▶ №12652993[Quote]

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dead nigger adventure thread DNI

▶ №12652994[Quote]

>>12652951
try to wake the fake soyteen up to help you against the creatures. he wouldve probably awoken otherwise during combat so its best to get him now even if it means we cant murder him easily o algo

▶ №12653294[Quote]

RISE GEM-POTENTIAL THREAD

▶ №12653334[Quote]

>>12652951
Pull out a picture of the coinslot and show it around threatengly.

▶ №12653384[Quote]

>>12652951
Pretend to be Soytan in hopes that the creatures leave you in peace

▶ №12653937[Quote]

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sorry marge im back my dog ate chocolate like a fucking retard that my brother left out
anyways he's fine leaving back off where we were

▶ №12653939[Quote]

>accidental sage

▶ №12654133[Quote]>>12654150>>12654166

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You unzip your pants to start gooning to soytan, but you realise that your microdick is too tiny to perform this task- and that gooning is le bad, actually.
You look around the room- the piece of rubble has grown novariant nigger eyes and a mouth, and limbs of long white shittily drawn mspaint sprawl across the floor from it.
A troon artist stands in the corner, wielding a brush- likely used to create these novariant slopjaks to brim up the 'ru and the 'log.
What do you do?

▶ №12654144[Quote]

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>adventure thread gets 1 reppey
>femboy bait thread gets 400 reppeys

▶ №12654150[Quote]

>>12654133
rape the sleeping troon

▶ №12654166[Quote]

>>12654133
lunge for the artist and have sweet unconsensual sex with xer

▶ №12654200[Quote]

kill the sleeping 'teen

▶ №12654226[Quote]>>12654242>>12654250>>12654307

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You charge for the artist, sprinting past the novariant abomination- and slam forwards to grasp them by the neck- your microdick prepared for rape.
But they raise their brush- yelling out in a troony tone:
>T-take this you fuggin bigot! this art DESTROYS fascist chuds!
His arms swing in a ray of hurried movements, as a horrific jak appears before you where nothing once was- a poor imitation of.. frqqt?
It blocks your path, and it seems to have murderous intent- though you're far taller than it.
What do you do?

▶ №12654242[Quote]

>>12654226
Worship Froot

▶ №12654250[Quote]

>>12654226
crush the variant unknown with your grippers and rape the artist anyway fuggen jardee

▶ №12654307[Quote]

>>12654226
squeeze the imitation of frqqt dry and use the juice to lube the artist's asshole

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Your soyteen instincts kick in, as you bow down to worship frqqt. The troon artist above you cackles, and lets out a quippy remark.
>Heh… fuggin chuds. always rushin to their little king, huh? guess that's just how they work..
The creature from the tunnel continues to approach, its large hands digging into the fleshy floor.
What do you do?

▶ №12654480[Quote]

vp

▶ №12654494[Quote]

>>12654434
Ask Froot to ban the tranny.

▶ №12654503[Quote]

>>12654434
Yelp out a plea for froot to ban the troon and leak xer IP

▶ №12654511[Quote]

>>12654434
say 'J.K Rowling won'

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You beg and pray to frqqt, getting down on your hands and knees- sobbing as your clitty begins to violently discharge a brownish fluid mixed with urine. You sob and cry all over the painting of frqqt, begging for them- pleading- that they ban the fuggin unwholesome troon.
The troon artist looks down at you with genuine disgust and horror.
>..FU-FUGGIN BIGOT, DONT PISS ON MUH ART- I WORKED HARDER ON DAT THAN GROK OR CHAT GPT COULD EVER! YOU FUGGGINGGG-
Their head begins to steam, as their hat is lifted into the air via the seething expulsion
The beast approaches closer. You can feel its breath on your neck.
What do you do?

▶ №12654601[Quote]

>>12654583
Throw the troon at the beast as distraction fuggen jardee

▶ №12654604[Quote]

>>12654583
feed it the troon

▶ №12654616[Quote]

>>12654583
beg harder in hopes that the frqqt comes alive and saves us

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You sprint past the painting of frqqt, shooting up- and slamming both of your hands around the head of the troon.
They briefly stop seething enough for their hat to lower down at an odd angle, sniffling as they look at you
>W-what are you doin, fuggin bigot? you cant touch m… me- i'm a woman, you cant touch woman dah's fuggin wap- ACKKKKK
They scream out as they're tossed to the beast, the creature catching them in their mouth. It stomps off and away from the cavern with her, as the painting of frqqt and the nojak behind you melt away. The entrance to whatever's beyond that fleshy gate is wide open.
What do you do?

▶ №12654792[Quote]

vp because i wont let this niggerhell of a thread die
(get it issa witewally niggahell

▶ №12654832[Quote]

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>vp because i wont let this niggerhell of a thread die
>(get it issa witewally niggahell

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>>12654771
go into the gate

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You enter the ominous gate.
Infront of you is an endless cloud of dust and soot- coal of the purest, rawest form. High effort coal- Anthracite. You were in the Anthracite ring of Niggerhell, where Limeade- the saint patron of fun hating- watched over his army of htsm spam bots, and hid all of his soytan diaper 'p gemmies.
You see a few guards below- HTSM posters ready to fling meaningless goyslop at you until they cattywipe anything resembling fun.
What do you do?

▶ №12655003[Quote]>>12655010

>>12654992
i call out some black fat nigga named john to help me and he shits on all of the guards while he’s eating a hamburger cus he’s fat as shit

▶ №12655010[Quote]

>>12655003
john looks like htsm but without yellow hair and he’s a little bit more handsome

▶ №12655011[Quote]

>>12654992
I search for the soytan diaper ‘p in hopes of trying to set it on fire or shit on it or something

▶ №12655040[Quote]

>>12654992
Find a weapon to defend yourself
Whatever works (a stone, a nail gun lying around, nigger raisin)

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You decide to call your black ass fat ass aryan friend John while your scavenging for a usable weapon in the piles upon piles of niggercoaldust.
<yo wassup nate fuck you need holmes
You explain to John, as you dig through a pile of nigger raisin, that you need some help taking out limeade's disciples in the Anthrocite Limbo.
<yo man you got dat watermelon type shieettt tho
Before you can respond, you dig up something interesting in the raisin pile. It looks like a small ruby, hidden within the pile of dust.. perhaps there is hope.

▶ №12655320[Quote]

op xere
ill brb

▶ №12655463[Quote]>>12655790

>>12655289
WHAT DO I DO

▶ №12655790[Quote]

>>12655463
we need to go back and get the troons magic brush and draw gemmies with it to undo the coals sootish evil

▶ №12655902[Quote]>>12655930>>12655932

op here back.
What do you do?

▶ №12655930[Quote]

>>12655902
You eat it to absorb its knowledge or something

▶ №12655932[Quote]

>>12655902
explain the profound importance of the ruby to John

▶ №12656067[Quote]

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You grasp the ruby, and open your goyslop mouth- feeling your large body mass wiggle. Come to think of it, you dont actually even know what you look like..

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You slide the ruby into your mouth, gulping it down with a horrific gurgling noise- as you feel your intestines churn and writhe. You dont think that actually did anything- but now you have a bit of vommit on your mouth.
What do you do?

▶ №12656112[Quote]

>>12656085
you tell john what happened and he panics as he knows. he comes to get you before you become the god of mutts

▶ №12656121[Quote]

>>>12656085 (You)
>you tell john what happened and he panics as he knows. he comes to get you before you become the god of mutts
nigga you dont write the story i do

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>>12656085
you turn into her

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You speak to john over the phone as you clamber back up the ashen mountains of coal, causing him to gurgle out a slight amount of the mcdonalds hamburger he was eating in pure, visceral shock.
<Dude… we wuz kangs n shiet but dat aint it you know wut im sayin holmes
He seems to hurridly hang up, and you can see stomping dust in the distance approaching you. The calvalry has arrived!
What do you do?

▶ №12656204[Quote]

we wu dem kang n shiett

▶ №12656222[Quote]

>>12656174
try to make john kang again


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