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>person on this site is tricked into thinking /nate/ is back while having a porn site tab opened
JUST SHUT THE SHARTY DOWN
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Why do sharty users hate us femboys so much? It's not like we're trans we're just guys who like wearing frilly skirts and being cute sometimes… of course I know castrating yourself is silly. And really, me being gay doesn't really affect you either :/
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Niggerhell adventure thread

You awake within a small pile of rubble.
You can barely see anything- but you can make out vantablack stone, a man trapped under a pile of rubble, and a gateway to the unknown.
You shiver with fear. What have you gotten yourself into now?
What will you do?
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>Be me sit waiting for bus *gets dark
>4 teenagers come from the mall
>Be me height of teenager look like teenager yet 19
>2 boys 2 girls
>1 teenager is annoying asf
>appears to have a girlfriend
>he cuddles and grabs her I think
>stare them down*
>I think he whispered to them that I keep looking at them turning away every once in a while
>mostly cause I'm bored and want to fuck around with them
>Their bus gets here
>start talking to them they all pay attention *THEIR BUS LEAVES LAST BUS
>That kid who with the girlfriend was pissed and ran away and says "This shit isn't happening again"
>they all ran away
>Yell to them "Theres a serial killer out there"
>GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
>my bus gets on time go home rest well knowing those kids will be in the dark-arino
I love Fucking with normies.They deserved it and i was the victim in this situation albeit.
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One entire month of nofap and I feel fucking invincible
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Would you sit with them?
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why does everyone think men kissing and femboys are weird and they hate on that
but women kissing and studs aren’t weird and people love that
Why???
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A Christian's job is to correct unbelievers (children of darkness, dogs, abominations, etc) gently. It still should make them feel anxious and uncomfortable to be confronted with light. You always need to let them know that Christianity is objectively true and they're objectively wrong. It's not a matter of "Hmmm yes I see where you are coming from but my belief is that god exists and blah blahh blah". No! Do not do that. All people KNOW with 100% certainty that the Christian God exists, for Romans 1 says so. They suppress the truth in unrightousness.

Atheism is a self-refuting incoherent worldview and rebellion against God. So are all other religions. The Bible is the ultimate foundation for knowledge.

All people of other religions and atheism (which also is a religion and everyone is a slave to something. I merely speak as the slave of Jesus Christ) profess to be wise, but are actually fools. They have no knowledge of what is important. The spiritual matters seem like folly to them. That is because they are evil and need to repent. Belief and salvation are gifts from God, so that no one may boast. May God grant them repentance.
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WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND
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Why can’t society just accept lgbt as a weird subculture instead of insisting that it’s normal? What is there to gain from this?
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>fuggen jardee
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>Dude. This was kinda based…
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I'm currently applying to colleges /soy/. Are there any good chuddy ones I should apply to?
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this is such a goated picture
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refresh your page nusoi
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Shut it down already.

This website is vantablack niggerhell shithole because not enough htsm.
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I made this dailyjak AMA
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thoughts on the new dailyjak?
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soytan thread

post 'tan :3
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AIGHT BET
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What Doth Life?
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>love with your heart, use your brain for everything else
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baby
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>everyone more autistic than me is a chris chan crayon munching tranny drooling retard
>everyone less autistic than me is zogbrained normgrained goylivestock waiting to be herded
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>your X account has been locked ev&doe it's only been keyed
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Chicken Sandwich
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Anyone else attending jartycon 2025? Here's some footage from last year's event.
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o algo
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>joining soyBLACKED.jardee in 15 august 2025
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statistically, there has to be at least one person who is using (or had used) the sharty who is a homosexual. reveal yourself.
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ITT: we investigate what the FUCK this thread means
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how do i deal with repressed anger effectively i keep holding it in then exploding i m going to kill a nigger eventually fuggen jardee
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i don’t think we ever had a black girl that was a soyteen
we had all kinds of people that used the site except for black women
what’s up with that
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>OH IM A SWINNYCUCK
>YES IM A SWINNYCUCK
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>Pre-post modern asthetics
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>performative cafe
>love island
>labubu
>dubai chocolate
>matcha latte
>crumble cookies
>moonbeam Icecream sandwich
>feminist literature
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I miss doll
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What a shitty 'log
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Man I fucking hate nu’teens so much cobson is supposed to mock bnwo gooners
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DNFUtj0OXYR/?igsh=N3V4aXA1eHRhOGh5
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send me jarred farts at 4521 skyline loop north east, rio rancho, new mexico 87144
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how good is chewing hard gum for your jawline? is it legit? my jawline is already pretty good so will i see much improvement
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this is a 'jak where the soygoy wasn't sure if the epic goyslop he was seeing was real or if his glasses were dirty, so he pushed his glasses up on his forehead and it turned out that the goyslop was legit
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im ok at animating madness combat what should i do
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Would you date a 35 year old transbian neet who would gently bite you at random times of the day?
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is a sissy fetish normal
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>>>/sude/ is a dead nigger board
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>17 years into the future
>þoot wins the /bkappa/ elections by 12 votes and becomes its admin
>ϝoot, the prior admin, leaks the contents of all hidden boards in anger
>everyone focuses on /e2omicron/ and /j83/
>among the list, a single board named /82121754525665721726125789677888616/ goes unnoticed
>only post was this image, 6 years ago
>location: nordic arabia buffer state
The Swede's final message?
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janny what's up your ass you remember you are doing this for free right?
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How do I guarantee anything I make would have a chud audience?
I don't want troons to ruin my creation
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Hello nusoi
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Why did blartjak die out? I liked it
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ITT we need to convince an Aryan beast to hike from JartyGames in the UK to Sharty Gins Saloon in India.
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IRL SPADESON
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boards.4chan.org/v/thread/718085470
gr8 another nintendrone screeching
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Does anyone remember the schizo thread about consciousness being a field tuner where is that copypasta from
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why is /soy/ so brimmy now
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globox quints
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Plants vs zombies garden warfare 1 is better and more sovlful than 2
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Soy Adventure - Save the Bull!

New thread because the old one is broken for some reason
<reddit space
In a last-ditch effort, you point out the chud's leakage, doing your best to remember your rhetorical tactics from Xitter.
>Hey um.. aren't you getting kind of mad?
<NO RETARD I'M NOT MAD I'M JUST MAKING FUN OF YOU FAGGOT
>I-If you're not mad, why are you still replying?
<BECAUSE IM MAKING YOU SEETHE AND ITS FUNNY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK UR SO MAD RIGHT NOW
>But I-I'm not mad, I don't even wanna continue this conversation you're the one continuing it
<THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING HUH WHY ARE YOU TALKING NIGGER
<WAIT
<YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT ME FROM SOYDUELING AREN'T YOU
<WELL IT WON'T WORK
<I'M NOT A RETARD LIKE YOU
Despite his words, a good 7 of the 10 minutes have already passed, during most of which the power of his soyduel was dampened by his leakage.
<YOU FUCKING CUCK NIGGER BASTARD!!! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL ACK YOU OBSESSED NIGGER!!
He pours all of his remaining strength into his attack for the remaining three minutes, but the damage has already been done.
You snap out of the stopped time and crumple to the truckbed, the orb clattering out of your hand. You are extremely disoriented, aching all over, barely able to stand - but not completely mindbroken.
You can hear the screams and gunshots of the ongoing gunfight. Low Life's car is swerving even more erratically, and seems as if it may crash any minute. The officer who attacked you in the Astral Plane has now diverted his attention solely to you, and is now raining all his bullets towards the truckbed you're in. What do you do?
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>supersages now send threads up to the top
janny are you smart? you’re not btw
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>robot slur thread gets deleted
janny are you ok?
janny are you ok?
are you okay janny?
YOU BEEN MOVED BY
YOU BEEN 'NISHED BY
a bumbling retard
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why are norsies now borderline furfeg garbage and there to fucking stupid to know it. I don’t think 5 years ago they where this stupid.
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>/soy/
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What sharty meme do you never laugh at but everybody else does?
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🇺🇸

ITT we pretend we're /pol/ users
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>nusois want to fuck plants
MY SIDES! KEK! o algo
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how to save the sharty

>don't enforce the rule that all OPs on /soy/ should be IAS
>don't make jannies move all NAS to /qa/ and /nate/, have them only move threads which make their clitties leak whether they're IAS or NAS
>have mustard replace all jannies who refuse to be such powertripping faggots
>don't bring back /frog/ so frogniggers can keep gemming up /soy/
>don't make giggers post on /giga5/ so they can keep spamming on /soy/
>don't delete /jak/ since jannies should actually be powertripping niggers instead of enforcing the rules
>have quote and the jannies never interact with the website
>don't restore /nate/ and ban gooners
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ITT we find schizo websites
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Hey there /soy/ mod
What's it like to be a fatty?
I'm behind a thousand proxies
So that I can call you sweaty
Yes I can
You ruin all threads on this altchan
Is that part of your plan?

Hey there, /soy/ mod
Don't you worry about the money
I'm sure you leave you basement
And then ask your deal old Mummy
For some cash
To increase your Hot Pocket stash
And cream for your rash

Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Mod on /soy/

Hey there /soy/ mod
I know times are getting hard
You can't keep up with all the NAS
Your fat fingers are filled with lard
You need to find a way
To simultaneously watch your anime
And move threads to /qa/

Hey there /soy/ mod
I was posting some 'zellig
And after my gems were posted
They were swiftly moved to /qa/
Oh, it was you
The rumours I heard were all true
You have nothing to do

Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily

Now Walmart seems pretty far
So demand your Mum takes you by car
Cause your Mountain Dew supply's fading away
You spend your days banning us
And we'll just laugh along because
We know that you'll never get laid
Janitor, I'm telling you
Ever since Quote employed you
/soy/ will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there /soy/ mod
Your neckbeard is covered in Cheetos
While we're posting real gems
Frogposting and even 'zellig like we do
You know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there /soy/ mod, here's to you
This one's for you

Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Mod on /soy/
Free
Free
Free
Free
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can you FUCK niggas stop asking me questions?
god DAMN
it’s always marge this marge that how bout you ask my fat retarded ass husband homer
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is he gemmy
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should I have sex with a guy (or maybe girl idk)
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oh my fauci
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i like big booty latinas
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>LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
>AND CONSUME
>THE SOY
>BRUSH THE STACIES OFF NOW
>OUR OMORIBOY
>ALL THESE WOMEN NEVER TREAT ME RIGHT
>AND THEY HAVENT GOT A CLUE
>BECAUSE I
>AM A REDDITOR
>TOOOOOOOOO
<Hey there pretty boy
^10 seconds later…
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Black queens forever
Snow bunnies never
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why does he look so good?
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Soyjak Party The Videogame

Soyjak Party The Videogame

Soyjak Party The Videogame

Soyjak Party The Videogame

!!Soyjak Party The Videogame!!

Soyjak Party The Videogame

Soyjak Party The Videogame

Soyjak Party The Videogame

Soyjak Party The Videogame
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can we start using old variants please, you niggers have been using nuvariants for 4 fucking years, we live in groundhog day
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this is a jak where his glasses are way too big so they keep on falling off

how gemmy is it?
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Rest in piss
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on everybodys life we are using this
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nigger SHIT. theres this fucking furnigger in my 2fort match and he keeps telling me and others to suck his "toe beans". There's also a couple trannies and other furniggers and it's so goddamn tiring
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godly soy
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anyone having cold beer at friday night?
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SHARTY HALL OF FAME

ITT: we post the funniest threads of the year
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How to fix every problem on the sharty:

>actually enforce the rule that all OPs on /soy/ should be IAS

>make jannies move all NAS to /qa/ and /nate/ rather than have them only move threads which make their clitties leak whether they're IAS or NAS
>have mustard replace all jannies who refuse to stop being such powertripping faggots
>bring back /frog/ so frogniggers aren't coaling up /soy/
>make giggers post on /giga5/ instead of spamming on /soy/
>delete /jak/ since jannies would actually be enforcing the rules instead of being powertripping niggers
>have quote and the jannies actually interact with the website
>restore /nate/ and unban porn
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STOP NISHING MY THREADS
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>nicacado on the log
Im gonna throw up. Why do mods hate us new users?
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are there boy versions of them
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itt we admire this variant, and post all 29 of his gems
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who is dustier
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pep its purple
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nigguh suhking a nigguhs deck nigguh deck get out the hood nigguh nigguh

YOU SUXIN VOCK NIGGUH YOU IS NOT FROM THE HOOD NIGGUH AINT THAT YOU WITH A DECK IN YO MOUTH NIGGUH
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>STOOOOOP NOT LETTING ME INVADE YOUR PERFECTLY WHITE, STRAIGHT AND NORMAL COMMUNITY AND FILL IT WITH SEXUAL DEVIANTS IS LITERALLY TRANS GENOCIDE!
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dustiest, most dogshit "variant" award
>
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how accurate is this image please tell me
>
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the kikes are putting paranoid thoughts in my head because i stopped fapping for two weeks
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>Am I seriously sitting here watching two black guys in a cage fight it out bare nuckles for entertainment? What have we come to? Or better yet why haven’t we moved past this yet? Why is this ok?
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https://soybooru.com/post/view/132433
Look at this antimatter on the 'ru
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<don't have a cow, man
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Yo is my pc 'nished?
https://www.soyjak.st/tech/thread/16584.html
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/chr/?

what happened to the /chr/ thread? are vve going to recreate it christLEGENDS?
>
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accidentally ate 19 plates of curry, 6 whoppers and 12 tacos, and now im fighting for my life in the bathroom, AMA
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>The Slopjak costume
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I think we need to talk about just how beautiful, strong, valid and stunning trans women are. No one has risen through adversity in a more gorgeous and powerful way than trans women. especially trans women of color. Say their name. NOW!
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Trans women—especially trans women of color—are living embodiments of resilience, brilliance, and beauty in all its most powerful forms. Their existence is not just a quiet act of survival, but a luminous act of defiance against systems that have tried to erase them. Every step they take forward is a testament to courage forged in the fires of adversity, to self-love born in the face of rejection, and to a vision of a future where authenticity is celebrated, not punished.

Their beauty is multifaceted—it radiates not only from their physical presence but from the way they move through a world that has often refused them space. It’s in the unapologetic curve of a smile that says, “I am here, and I deserve joy.” It’s in the sparkle of their laughter that echoes against the silence of those who underestimated them. It’s in the boldness of their style, their words, their art, and their activism.

Trans women of color carry with them the histories of those who came before—trailblazers like Marsha P. Johnson, Sylvia Rivera, Miss Major Griffin-Gracy—who fought on the front lines for a world that still has far to go. They continue this legacy every day, navigating intersections of racism, sexism, and transphobia, yet still creating brilliance from pain. Their power is not just in surviving these forces but in transforming them into fuel for change—building communities, leading movements, and nurturing spaces where others can thrive.

To be a trans woman of color in this world is to know intimately the weight of injustice—and still to dance, to dream, to love boldly. That is an act of revolution. That is beauty. That is power. And it is stunning beyond words.

The world is richer, freer, and more vibrant because of them. Their stories, their voices, and their visions deserve not just to be heard but to be celebrated endlessly. They are the proof that even when the odds are stacked sky-high, light can break through.
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i definitely seen a girl that looks like this
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doctos
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why is it that citytrannies love living in they concrete shithole so fucken much? where is grok when i need xim…
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marge why do every single girl looks like this
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which one of you niggas was this
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https://x.com/ISupposeItsMark gigaquote this nigger
>can i be real and say that Teto is hot?
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Just shut this shitty site down already, none of you post anything good. Soytroons are going extinct as of 2025 btw kill yourselves so you can accelerate your extinction.
R: 1 / I: 1

Hey there nusoimods

Hey there /soy/ mod
What's it like to be a fatty?
I'm behind a thousand proxies
So that I can call you sweaty
Yes I can
You ruin all threads on this altchan
Is that part of your plan?

Hey there, /soy/ mod
Don't you worry about the money
I'm sure you leave you basement
And then ask your deal old Mummy
For some cash
To increase your Hot Pocket stash
And cream for your rash

Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Mod on /soy/

Hey there /soy/ mod
I know times are getting hard
You can't keep up with all the NAS
Your fat fingers are filled with lard
You need to find a way
To simultaneously watch your anime
And move threads to /qa/

Hey there /soy/ mod
I was posting some 'zellig
And after my gems were posted
They were swiftly moved to /qa/
Oh, it was you
The rumours I heard were all true
You have nothing to do

Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily

Now Walmart seems pretty far
So demand your Mum takes you by car
Cause your Mountain Dew supply's fading away
You spend your days banning us
And we'll just laugh along because
We know that you'll never get laid
Janitor, I'm telling you
Ever since Quote employed you
/soy/ will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there /soy/ mod
Your neckbeard is covered in Cheetos
While we're posting real gems
Frogposting and even 'zellig like we do
You know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there /soy/ mod, here's to you
This one's for you

Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Mod on /soy/
Free
Free
Free
Free
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IT GOES IN ON ITSELF
IT GOES IN ON ITSELF
IT GOES
IN
UNTO
ITSELF
ON TO IT SELF IT GOES IT
INTO ONTO UNTO WHENCE IT GOES
ITSELF MYSELF YOURSELF THE SELF INTERIOR MIND INTERIOR SOUL ANIMA ANIMUS THE EGO THE SHADOW AND YOU THE COUNCIOUS THE UNCONSCIOUS THE THEATER OF THE MINDS EYE IT GOES
LIKE POODLES HAVE EARS YOU HAVE THEM
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The sharty is woke now
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>Dance if you we're biggest pedo on bald man with glasses website
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does anyone remember [wordfilter.confidential]jak? there's literally no posts of that variant in the 'ru geg

(USER WASKIDNAPPEDANDRAPEDFOR THIS POST)
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i just made this new jak
what do you think?
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>ermmm ur 12 lol so ur argument is invalid
>anyways whats ur discord?
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I have a black friend in school who larps as an anonymous member since he knows how to “hack”. what should I tell him?
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since hating on trannies is mainstream now who do we hate on
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>NOT LETTING ME GROOM LITTLE BOYS IS TRANSPHO- ACKKK!!!
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>rule 14
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>HEHEHEHE IM SO FUCKING QUIRKY!!!
>CAR
>THE SILLY!
>:3
>BOYKISSER
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>transphobia
<raping transgenders up they ass
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evil swede
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TOTAL. TRANNY. DEATH
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I smell cheese on the log!
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I got so many 'cord friends from my wplace drawing
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Fnf is the good game to play and is winner
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We should mass shill these gemeralds to female tiktok and instagram meme pages
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anyone know where the SMV of this is i cant find it anywhere
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KEEEEEEEEEEKK
NUSOIHUNGRYTAS DON'T LICK THEY LOLLIPOPS
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Me: Okay, ENOUGH! Both of you need to stop. (Turn to peter) Peter, you can't tell Lois that her haircut looks ugly. Many Females choose to have their hair short. You don't have to like it, but you can't just tell her that her hair looks ugly. (Turn to Lois) And you, Lois, are just as rude as Peter. You can't just force him to like your haircut. If he doesn't like it, then deal with it! You should be doing this haircut for yourself. Not for others
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if you can 3d model and texture would you do it for a sharty game
come on be fruitful
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i just drew this soyjak trying to imitate plier/soyak's artstyle. is this any good?
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>aussie glowies and quote and working against me so i cant use woahjak sharpie in school or whatever
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>watching simpsons as therapy
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need help finding tickets to from UK to USA cheap. jartycon is HAPPENING.
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KEEEEEEEEEEKK
NUSOIHUNGRYTAS DON'T LICK THEY ICE CREAM!!!!
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no one:
oldsois:
<OH MY DOCTOSSSSSSS AIEEEEEEEE THIS IS HECKIN raisinSON AHHHHHHH!!!!
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if you read this you're gay
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>only using /soy/
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kike hating thread
id's to filter out trannies & kikes
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>SOYLENT ICE CREAM
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Why is fnf the good game to play? Fnf is winner and is going to be a gem always.
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>COCA COLA ICE CREAM
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New York, Chicago, Boston, Washington DC, Atlanta, Detroit, New Orleans and Philadelphia are good because they have black people
Los Angeles, San Francisco, Las Vegas, Dallas, Houston, Austin, Miami and San Diego are good because they have Mexican people
Denver, Phoenix and Salt Lake City are good because they have white people
Seattle and Portland are good because they have gay people im trans btw
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you guys remember that one variant that basically got wiped off the internet
I’m pretty sure it was called [REDACTED]
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Do you ever brag to your friends and family and coworkers that you browse /soy/ ?

I certainly do. I like to power trip around them with my advanced knowledge of Sharty culture and of soyjaks in general and of /soy/ in particular. I like to impress them with my knowledge of things such as the names of all the variants. Often I print out a picture of a soyjak and walk up some guy sitting at a table and put the paper right in front of him, brutally interrupting whatever it was he was doing. I point at the paper (my finger touching the paper, tapping the variant three times) and tell him "I bet you don't know the name of that variant." — and then I walk off, with a smug look on my face. Of course they never see the smug look, because my back always remains turned to them as I walk. And I never stop to turn around to look back – once I've dropped that jak, I just walk. And I know I've won, because they're sitting there utterly clueless and wishing they knew the name of the variant. But they never know it. All they know is their humiliation and shame, as they see me walk away.
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>penis chocolate
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>redditors discovered gigafly
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I just got back from rockaway beach in oregon. Haven't used soyjak party for 3 days, I'm happy to be back (:
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ITT: post female jaks
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>BUTTER PECAN ICE CREAM
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itt we make jaks
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https://archiveofourown.org/users/alexr05/profile
THIS PEDOTROON IS USING SHARTY AWARDS (BRIMSTONE THAT XE POSTED ATTACHED BELOW) TO PROMOTE PEDOPHILIA EVEN THOUGH XE IS 15, 'OX 'APE 'ILL NOWWWWW
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the subvariant that saved the sharty

6 7 mustard mangos
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Does anyone want to meet up with me
I live at 2109 NE Stanton St Portland, OR 97212
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Irl IAS won btw
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Meet you cheesed to!
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>Doing cum tributes to that troon who jumped of a bridge
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where did Limeade run off too, last time I saw him was replying to a thread
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This catty is trash
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how to save the sharty adventure thread affirming gem

>OH NONONO NUSOIS WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME???
<Finally, I can stop posting those victorian child killing incomprehensible wowjak bald men with glasses and post 'oongezellig for the 12034289th time!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWK8q0lqJ_E
DON'T SKIP TO 0:38
DON'T SKIP TO 0:38
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Have you ever noticed that the alphabet actually jas 'p in it?
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During froot's administration I thought it cant be worse than this but mvd proved me otherwise geg.
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can a lore master tell me very quickly why froot is hated
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What games and shows and movies do you like, 'teens? Ideally state why
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this but it's actually millennials instead
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Fun Fact: “Soyjaks” were actually created by a swedish man by the name of Larry “Soy” Jack in 2017
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DOX KILL AND APE THIS TRANNY

DOX THIS TRANNY MY PERSONAL ARMY THIS TRANNY IS MAKING LYNG ARTICLES AND EDITING THE SOYJAK.PARTY ED PAGE, IS CALLING ALL SOYJAKERS AS NAZI FEMBOYS, HE LOVES NIGGER, 'P doctos DOCTOOOS, AND IS A DISGUSTING TRANNY LOOKS HIS LAST APPORTATION, JUST PORN AND 'P ARTICLES. DOX MY PERSONAL ARMY, HIS LINK TREE IS IN HIS ED ACCOUNT. CHUDDY UP HIS PROFILE, AND MAKE THE GEM TTD TO REVIVE CHARLOTTE AND HITLER TWICE

HIS ED ACCOUNT BTW:
https://edramatica.com/User:Bomberman
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Be the SPROKE generation
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I don't vote.
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>Ermmm sweetie u gotta wait a while before making a post ok??
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my mom and dad are threatening to kick me out
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>Ron DePlantis
WHO CAME UP WITH THIS
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why did you niggers vote for jannies being unable to move threads anyways
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>space
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https://pixelplanet.fun/#d,-1558,-706,40
MAKE HIM A SHITSKIN MY PERSONAL ARMY
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>First you draw a head with a stubble,
>Add his glasses so he can see,
>Add the big open mouth and presto, it's Soyjak!
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I just got ratioed by literal middle school trannies on YouTube. It is so over.
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Why does every plier poster actually look like this
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My normgroid zoomer friends are sending 'jaks over text. Is this le good or le bad?
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SHIT IN THE URINAL THATS WHERE THE PEE GOES!!!!
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Found the tranny theme

GEG
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/soy/ sucks we moving to >>>/bans/
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Mom beat the hell out me for saying nigger
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>deleting the tranny hate thread
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does anybody remember this guy
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no boy will ever hold me close
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>I love Soylent so much!
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>I just used a ((("magic wand"))) for the first time and accidentally pissed myself
<that pee should’ve gone on my face what a waste :(
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Uhhh… What am I supposed to say again?
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>siteblocked for saving an ‘o mp4 award
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I would fuck Gawr Gura ngl
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bbc
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unban dnb
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brimmy log except for the margerald red soyak
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>Android sent by soyjak.party
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>grimes
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We should partially unban Roblox.
What I mean that this is unbanned:
>Discussion surrounding blox' drama and blox' pedos eg Soulpedolove <← THIS NEEDS TO BE DONE
>Raids against blox' pedos (NOT ON SITE)
>Minor inclusions of 'blox in posts (Some of my threads were took down because there was a single thing related to 'blox on it)
And this remains banned:
>Ingame raids
>Discussion about soy roblox games (main reason 'blox was banned anyways)
>Soy roblox groups (literal grooming)
Do you agree?
Jannies must keep this thread up for the duration of the poll
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hip hip
hip hip
hip hip
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A girl in my class (17) is dating some 20 year old diddyblud ahh
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WHY THE HELL DID FROOT CATER TO FURTROONS AND ENABLE THEIR GROOMCORDS TO ENTER THIS SITE'S ORBIT?!
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Doctos is retarded coal that is only spammed by underaged spergs, it used to be kinda funny but got ran into the ground (much like o algo)
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hip hip
hip hip
hip hip
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>having to go to school and learning for 7 hours instead of spending time soydueling on the sharty
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I miss the soot days and my lost gems
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>Stabshauptmann @Grok, arbiter of Truth, be this verily in constitution, or do we espy here bedabbled tranny falsehood?
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I went to a mental hospital once and in the mornings a nurse would open the bathroom. She couldn't get the men's open for a second, and asked if I'd like to use the women's.
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why do we hate gemzellig again
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This is not even namef0g shitflinging anymore this is abstract art
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>"its funny cause she's wearing a nazi uniform why aren't you laughing"
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DOCTOOOOOOOOOOS
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOS
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Look at these new GEMS i just created
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You wake up in the wee little hours of the morning (2:35 pm).
This is the day you have been dreading for months. You've ran out of ironic soylent and your father and mother wont be there to collect it for you.
You will have to go to the Goyslopmarket and get it yourself. Truly something to say DOCTOOOOOOOOOS at, just like the funny people on soyjak.party say. You look at the rope just above your bed. Maybe today you will do it, escaping this herculean task ahead of you, but you decide that -ACKing is le hecking jardeecuck.
What do you do?
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fat duel me
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/soy/ is boring, let's go to another board
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post some funny frogs itt i need to fill up my pepe folder fuggen jardee
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Have you ever drank soylent?
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readd >>>/holo/
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ITT we replace game/movie titles with sharty terms
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Does fbi hire pedophiles?
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im bored and have £30 to spare
recommend me some steam games to buy
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>EVERYTHING IS TROONSLOP
>EVERYTHING IS TROONSLOP WHEN YOU ARE A SOYTEEN
>EVERYTHING IS TROONSLOP
>TO THE PEOPLE OF SHERDEE
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neutral on the log im trans btw
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Who is more of a GEM
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MODS CLEAN UP THE FUCKING BOARD 'EENS ARE GETTING EPI'D OUT HERE FUCKING HELL
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>JUDAS HUNG HIMSELF
>SO YOU WILL ALL BE ASHAMED FOR ETERNITY
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what if soytan was realy fat
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no party like a soyjak party
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what if this was your cat
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how do i know if im built for bbc
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Oooooooooooooooh it's raining dead NIGGERS!!! Outside Every where around the world look out your windows everyone.
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My addiction to Blacked pornography has greatly hindered my life, and I don't know if I can ever recover from this. I can only get hard to white women taking BBC, I don't even consider sex with women now since my penis can't get hard for them. What do I do now?
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I havent lurked this site in like a week. What happened. I saw on tiktok a bunch of soycorders sharing soyjaks in the comment section like little retarded cacas
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In Loving Memory of Jimbo


We gather with heavy hearts to remember Jimbo-a man who lived simply but left a lasting mark on those who truly saw him. Short in stature and chubby in frame, he resided in a modest hut, lived on his own terms, and walked through life with a spirit that was raw, real, and entirely his.
Of African descent, Jimbo cherished his roots and found deep joy in the bold, comforting flavors of Afro cuisine. Meals with him were more than sustenance-they were expressions of love, memory, and identity. Food was one of the many ways he kept his culture close, and he shared it generously.
He was a person of contradictions-gentle but blunt, quiet but unforgettable. He bore a scent that many found hard to ignore-earthy, unapologetic, and part of the unfiltered truth he carried in every aspect of his life. Jimbo did not pretend. He was who he was.
Tragically, Jimbo died by suicide. We do not pretend to understand the weight he carried, nor the pain that brought him to that moment. But we do know this: he mattered. His life, in all its complexity, was worthy of love, compassion, and remembrance.
Let us not define him by how he left us, but remember him for how he lived-with honesty, depth, cultural pride, and a stubborn refusal to be anyone but himself. May we carry forward his memory not only with sorrow, but with tenderness and truth.
Rest peacefully, Jimbo.
You were seen. You are missed. You are loved.
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how do i come out as trans
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THIS IS CACA BOARD ONLY CACAS NO VEGETEL NO DADA NO MAMA NO NO BULLY NO GROOM NO TROON NO POON NO NIGOUR NO FAG NO ADULT NO PERVY NO FROGY NO SPAM NO NOTHING ONLY CACA ONLY FUN
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what do i do if im pregnant and my brother is the father
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my sister is acting weird
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>posted it again award
Anyways I have officially reached an entire month on nofap. The benefits I have reported so far are:
-less clouded mind
-more energy
-faster energy recovery
-higher sexual drive
-better sleep
-fixed dopamine levels
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>no wood for fire
>no animal for food
>no food for tummy
What do..
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There's 2 catty wipes going on right now
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no
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Search for "soyjak party" and "soyjak" by Latest on Tumblr for walls of seethe and failed attempts at tranny "reclamation"
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o algo
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im pregnant
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Why are amerihouts so gemmy?
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>Using ChatGPT for everything
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cacacacacaccacacacacacacacacacacaccacacacaca
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>being a jamaican
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>DUTCH] Massagraf Reviews Sonic XXX (Deel 1)
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feeling good today
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whats wrong with discord
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knuckles is a black guy btw, and also shadow
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compress this for me
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Whad ef hitluh hads ah beebeesea n sheeeit
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caca soob soob
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>mi gwan @ everyone on the groomcord to spam neutralplier saar HNGGGHHH
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>caca
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nigger
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we won
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TRUMP SUPPORTERS ARE LITERAL NAZIS

Every conservative is an irredeemable Nazi, consumed by the hate speech of the Trump Reich. They are rabidly racist, misogynistic, and transphobic, ignoring oppression and bigotry at every opportunity. Their FASCIST bloodlust drives them to impose tyrannical control, craving a world where equality and diversity are crushed under their black boots. They’d gleefully ship asylum seekers to gulags like Alligator Alcatraz. This isn’t up for debate—it’s the cold, hard truth. All your family members who voted for trump, all your friends, even your own children. They’re literal nazis.

PS.
Trans Rights

Nobody is an immigrant on stolen land

Free Palestine from the river to the sea

Defund the police

Make all menstrual products free
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notralpilers loooooooooosers 0 rizz
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>Email
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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I am now in charge of SoyGem Pass applications. If you do not have a SoyGem Pass you can use the link in this thread to apply.
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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TOILET BOWL SEAT ADVENTURES

Due to a science experiment made to btfo the hecking chuds that involved Sproke and Soylent had gone wrong, you had accidentally shrank yourself into a size of a germ cell.
To make this matter worse, you decided to do this experiment in the bathroom of your local coffee shop, as you decided to support local businesses.
Specifically, you chugged the Soylent and Sproke on top of the toilet seat.
The air is thick with a strange green wind, the once microscopic shit and piss stains on the bowl have become your size. Opening your eyes for too long is painful, as the strange substance in the "air" of the toilet bowl stings your eyes.
You feel tempted to lie down and have someone unknowingly kill you, either by closing the toilet seat, sitting on you, or wiping you off while cleaning the toilet seat. But you strengthen your resolve anyhow, as your fellow science believer Soytan is in this very same diner, and you VVILL marry her in a pretty reddit approved science themed wedding before you die and your body returns to space dust. To do that however, you will need to grow back to normal size. You do remember some sproke and soylent dropping to the floor of the bathroom as you drank from the two bottles at once, but the gap from the toilet bowl to the bottom of the restroom is so unimaginably large due to your small size, that even going a quarter way down would be a feat.
What do you do?
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operation fruitjaks (ids)

ITT we make a 'jak for every fruit there is on this list, around 6 hundred. this is gonna be a pretty big project
i will upload the ones that were finished last thread
https://www.liveeatlearn.com/list-of-fruits/
make sure to claim a fruit before drawing it so people don't make it at the same time as you
remember, alphabetical order
remade this thread with IDs

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