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A pedotroon who allegedly posted sexual comments about a random foid's nieces is accusing me of being a pedophile on the 'gram with a made up screenshot
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I just saw some nigga saying he wants to titfuck Cobbess
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CHARLOTTE FOSGATE EULOGIZED ON YOUTUBE

Andrew Grant Fosgate (trannyname: Charlotte, Twitter handle burntfishie of "LONG WAY DOWN" fame) is being eulogized by a Sonic modding event's YouTube channel.
Today they have uploaded a video and at the start had a tribute to their fellow fallen modder who committed ACK by bridge jumping in June as we all know.
The video's comments are being filled with RIP CHARLOTTE and such so let us do our bidding and contribute to the comments in our very own way - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPjoPtNB4oo
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>there are frogs on the log
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>black fatigue
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Soy Adventure - Save the Bull!

New thread because the old one is broken for some reason
<reddit space
In a last-ditch effort, you point out the chud's leakage, doing your best to remember your rhetorical tactics from Xitter.
>Hey um.. aren't you getting kind of mad?
<NO RETARD I'M NOT MAD I'M JUST MAKING FUN OF YOU FAGGOT
>I-If you're not mad, why are you still replying?
<BECAUSE IM MAKING YOU SEETHE AND ITS FUNNY KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK UR SO MAD RIGHT NOW
>But I-I'm not mad, I don't even wanna continue this conversation you're the one continuing it
<THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING HUH WHY ARE YOU TALKING NIGGER
<WAIT
<YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT ME FROM SOYDUELING AREN'T YOU
<WELL IT WON'T WORK
<I'M NOT A RETARD LIKE YOU
Despite his words, a good 7 of the 10 minutes have already passed, during most of which the power of his soyduel was dampened by his leakage.
<YOU FUCKING CUCK NIGGER BASTARD!!! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL ACK YOU OBSESSED NIGGER!!
He pours all of his remaining strength into his attack for the remaining three minutes, but the damage has already been done.
You snap out of the stopped time and crumple to the truckbed, the orb clattering out of your hand. You are extremely disoriented, aching all over, barely able to stand - but not completely mindbroken.
You can hear the screams and gunshots of the ongoing gunfight. Low Life's car is swerving even more erratically, and seems as if it may crash any minute. The officer who attacked you in the Astral Plane has now diverted his attention solely to you, and is now raining all his bullets towards the truckbed you're in. What do you do?
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If I were perched upon a hill and claimed ownership of it, almost as if I were a "king" or something of the sort, what would you call me?
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when you stopped gooning how did you get over any shame of what you've gooned to and how did you move past it
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snca

thoughts on the cheating tranny?
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Wait? i can get free pizza if i share my address?
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'toss
>Preddit space
I actually uploaded an argument with an girl I brought to prom because I violated her during that event
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Does anyone here want some meth
I'm trappin at 1508 Dale Ave Salt Lake City UT 84104
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i will take a break from this site until december 1st, not for any particular reason doe. also something big will probably happen from now to then because last time i took a break the 4chan hack happened. goodbye, soyjaks, see you for the holidays.
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ITT you dox yourself
>why
No particular reason
>what if I don't want to
Nothing will happen
Have fun
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This is concerning. Where are all these sodomites coming from?
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WANDA_KILLS SECOND DOXX THREADD

FIRST THREAD HIT BUMP LIMIT WE ARE CURRENTLY CHUDDING IT UP
chive: https://megalodon.jp/2025-0813-0841-01/https://www.soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/12621182.html
og thread: https://www.soyjak.st/soy/thread/12621182.html#12624362
Kurt Burghardt
1102 8Th Ave UNIT 907, Seattle, WA 98101
ABDUL THE DELIVERY DRIVER WON
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ITT: we share our admin signed funko pops
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liking women = faggot
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i found trans flag on my house geg
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i just saw meximutt aryan pfp in a norm macdonald comment section
which one of you niggas was that
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It would be funny as shit to gem up this video on 4cuck doing “good things” 10 years ago
https://youtube.com/shorts/Nw1DsUb-fIo
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>liking women = faggot
OHNONONO NUSOIS ARE RETARDED
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Which one do you choose
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itt we post uncompressed gigas to fuck up quote's servers
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My power came back on

Pros
>i can use the sharty
>I can watch porn and play vidya
Cons
>i have to go to school tomorrow
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>my transbian ass doing a dancy dance after i btfo a sperglet hateful incel chud bigot neonazi by linking him innuendo studio's alt-right playbook:
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>hear someone say 8/24
>immediately think of a24
is it over for me
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i need a docile, short, brown, christian tranner, who will obey me as her white wife, and do what i say, and let me grope her, as she cooks for me.
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>when jreg announces another collab with the entire breadtube community and you're still unpacking philosophy tube's analysis of nietzsche:
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ITT we comment as if we were hiding from a shooter
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>my mtf ass when the destinny.gg stream starts and one of destiny's bipoc goons already goes off the hook and started spitting based communist truthnukes:
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OHNONONONONO NUSOICACAS CANT EAT THIS ASS KEK
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>I just got a new pc. any bbc and bnwo mods for minecraft?
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Well, this log stinks.
I’ll be back September 19th.
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>Don't touch my pizza
>Don't my jelly
>I'll make you fear me
>Like I did shedletsky
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>me grooving to breadtube-adjacent breakcore artists waiting for my favorite lefty twitch streamers talk about the gaza conflict while the chat spam transhearts:
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When you browse /soy/ you could be browsing together with the next Hitler or the next mass shooter or Santa Claus or Satoshi Nakamoto. You never know – any one of those could be a poster in the same thread you're posting in. It's a sobering thought.
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>hamburgas
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>reposting every single thread from /lgbt/ here to make chuds clitties explode
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Pet foids.
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>when dat latest destiny debate panel goes too hot:
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i hate myself so much
im literally too retarded and autistic to talk to anybody let alone women
i will die alone
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does anybody else get turned on when getting called a faggot?
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ITT WE DO ABDUL'S FUNERAL, HE WAS SHOT BY wanda_kills WHILE TRYING TO DELIVER SOME PIZZA! REST IN POWER
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post 'tan
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^gooood, im so gassy, i think im gonna…. i cant hold it in anymore!
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>that silly cornball dance i do every time i wait for hasanabi's stream:
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>falling asleep in class
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my coochie pink my bootyhole brown
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If you are not white ropemaxx
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>me everytime a breadtuber btfos a hateful fascist chudcel incel pos sperglet loser:
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>my ftm highpassing ancom ass everytime vaush uploads on his main channel:
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My last name is actually higgers should i name my future son nate
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i draw a jak using only right angles
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ohnononono, nusois arent doing whatever the hell this is
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>me whenever my favorite based mtf hon breadtuber contrapoints does a costume switch:
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ITT: We post incomprehensibleGEMS
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i jsut came here from twitter now how about that nigga
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>they call me sonic
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ITT: WE DOX TRANSPHOBIC BIGOTS AND CHUDS SINCE THEY ARE BING OFFENSIVE ME BY CALLING ME A TR*NNY
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>Thing actually le good even doe it is le bad but thing was made by le good however bad minority but le good because they are in danger therefore making thing le good even doe the mere and simple characteristics and oddities are le bad however as it is stated before the le bad thing is actually le good for this reason thank you for listening to my le good tedtalk even doe it has le bad people but it is le good for thing and other stuff that is considered le good
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How to get rid of dark circles under eyes

sharty how do i get rid of my dark under eye circles. before some nigger says "Just sleep more" I've been getting 8 hours of sleep every day for the past 2 months so its not a sleep issue

i dont wanna look like a tired faggot every day even though i sleep enough, so what do i do to get rid of them
>inb4 someone says take bbc
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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If this thread reaches 1000 reppeys im committing TTD
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Go to sleep you niggers
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i'm never falling in love ever again
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so i am at the public bus and uh my ass just wont stop itching (since i forgot to shower today). i want to scratch it SO BAD but i dont want anyone noticing me dig my own ass and making a lot of noise by doing so. what do i do nusois?
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>LEVEL 100 BBC
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RAID THIS TROON deltarune live
https://www.youtube.com/live/9jQgsS1UmBI?si=ksrmuzSk3c5J7lS4
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Soyjak
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>Hey pal, we dont do that kinda shit 'round here
<*Automated response 555551043291*
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I was watching an episode of Season 3 Simpsons and the first episode literally had the words homer simpSOY
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DNB
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Hey there /soy/ mod

Hey there /soy/ mod
What's it like to be a fatty?
I'm behind a thousand proxies
So that I can call you sweaty
Yes I can
You ruin all threads on this altchan
Is that part of your plan?

Hey there, /soy/ mod
Don't you worry about the money
I'm sure you leave you basement
And then ask your deal old Mummy
For some cash
To increase your Hot Pocket stash
And cream for your rash

Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Mod on /soy/

Hey there /soy/ mod
I know times are getting hard
You can't keep up with all the NAS
Your fat fingers are filled with lard
You need to find a way
To simultaneously watch your anime
And move threads to /qa/

Hey there /soy/ mod
I was posting some 'zellig
And after my gems were posted
They were swiftly moved to /qa/
Oh, it was you
The rumours I heard were all true
You have nothing to do

Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily

Now Walmart seems pretty far
So demand your Mum takes you by car
Cause your Mountain Dew supply's fading away
You spend your days banning us
And we'll just laugh along because
We know that you'll never get laid
Janitor, I'm telling you
Ever since Quote employed you
/soy/ will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there /soy/ mod
Your neckbeard is covered in Cheetos
While we're posting real gems
Frogposting and even 'zellig like we do
You know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there /soy/ mod, here's to you
This one's for you

Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Mod on /soy/
Free
Free
Free
Free
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>r/GeorgeFloydMemesTwo
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Otaku hangout won btw
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NEWS: Local woman sexually assaulted by her AI boyfriend
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Who won
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>nah that shits for nerds lmao
>nigguh, doing anything more productive than gooning to averi is so boring n shieeet nigguh
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TRVMP WILL TAKE QVER DC AND MAKE IT ARYQNTRVST THE PLQN
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can you faggots unblock my other ip? Wtf triggered that shit?
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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG FROGGODS WHAT IS THIS
>
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>I wear white underwear
<*Automated response 106217715003*
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Gemerald idea: we spam big files in looped threads so the quote needs to buy more storage and xe goes fucking broke.
>MUH RULE 8
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IF THIS POST GETS 1000 REPPYS QUOTE HAS TO DELETE /GEM/
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>soycacas are too creatively-bankrupt to soyquote with witty posts so they started spamming with the dead 2023 meme
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JAAAAAAYZ
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>Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk!
<*Automated response 15398888185013*
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ITT: we post tranny gegeralds from plebbit
>marge, where from
https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2/https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/https://www.reddit.com/r/egg_irl/https://www.reddit.com/r/sillyboyclub/
SCREENSHOTS PREFERED BUT LINK THE POSTS IF YOU CAN
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>Thartage of the times and such
<*Automated response 15398888185013*
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I wore a skirt outside and whoopsie it was too windy, ended up flashing a few people
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>Soyduel me
<*Automated response 60917536245*
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Scrote told me I looked pretty at the pool today, I told the lifeguard that he was sexually harassing me and got him kicked out KEK
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>excessively focusing on minor details or rules without a display of knowledge
<*Automated response 59199430125*
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I genuinely havent showered in 3 weeks ama, and I do not have natural body odir
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>EVERYTHING IS FUCKING COLLAPSING AROUND US FUCK RUN RUN RUN RUN
<*Automated response 59199430125*
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>Just think about it
<*Automated response 59199430125*
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>You know, that's pretty good
<*Automated response 59199430125*
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REMINDER THAT GEMCORD IS PLOTTING TO DELETE /QA/
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>r/sounding
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>Once this is complete, our vision for the future is within grasp
<*Automated response 74519206571*
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remove this i dont want to see your snca dailyjak
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You know, before I met my wife, I felt incomplete.

Now? I'm finished!
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>IZ DAT… THE NEXT NU BOOGIMAN?!!?
>IN ORDER TO MAKE FUN OF HIM, I WILL MAKE THE EXACT SAME AISLOP SONG CALLING HIM A XCUCK THAT GOONS TO 'P BECOZ I HAVE NO IMAGINATION OR CREATIVITY
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>Concerning, but understandable
<*Automated response 74519206571*
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>Crackas do be doing like that and its disgusting
<*Automated response 169024816532*
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How would an interaction between these two go?
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>manually renaming your saved files to “clipboardimage”
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ok but like, genuinely, my ass is itchy as fuck. holy shit.
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>I wore a skirt outside and whoopsie it was too windy, ended up flashing a few people
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>Soytan will always be a gem
<*Automated response 946020987*
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Who are more gay (more gay = has more aids) ??????????????????


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Ain't gonna lie this site is coal unless a funny haha raid happens to be "entertaining"
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>Rythm is a dancer

<Negro is a pooper
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Vote for your warrior


You can only choose one to defend you, and the other three will be working together to kill you
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Trans rights won

We will outlive you
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Okay you guys have been really fucking weird as of late so I'm going to have a poll on whether or not you're gay
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In the Chicken Factory, where hens and roosters come true
In the Chicken Factory, where not a single chick gets through
In the Chicken Factory, where egg yolks pay their toll
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>gooning to astolfo gemmies
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>Ayy caramba those homophobic gringos are after me
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What is the worst fetish to have
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nusoilollipops are not lickable
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>There is a tranny streaming himself cheating in Battlefield 6 and BTFOing the anti-cheat
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Hey there /soy/ mod
What's it like to be a fatty?
I'm behind a thousand proxies
So that I can call you sweaty
Yes I can
You ruin all threads on this altchan
Is that part of your plan?

Hey there, /soy/ mod
Don't you worry about the money
I'm sure you leave you basement
And then ask your deal old Mummy
For some cash
To increase your Hot Pocket stash
And cream for your rash

Oh you will always be
Doing it for free
Oh you will never be
Compensated monetarily
Mod on /soy/
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>Showers are a jewish psyop. Real aryans have pungent body oder
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Уoυ агe ոoт а гeаӏ ѡoмаո. Ոo sһoes, ոo sһoes, ոo sһoes. Агe уoυ а һoмoseхυаӏ, а ԁгυɡ аԁԁiϲт, а гарisт, а матeгiаӏisт? Уoυ ѡeгe ɡiѵeո рeгмissioո Ьу а ԁаոɡeгoυs аոԁ маոiрυӏатiѵe маո. Рeoрӏe ѡiӏӏ ргаise уoυ Ьeһiոԁ уoυг Ьаϲκ. Уoυг рагeոтs ѡiӏӏ Ьe аոɡгу аոԁ sаԁ; уoυг "ғгieոԁs" ѡiӏӏ sһамe уoυ аոԁ sһoѡ уoυ уoυг ѡeаκոess. Рeoрӏe ѡiӏӏ гeјeϲт һiм iммeԁiатeӏу. Тһoυsаոԁs oғ уeагs oғ eѵoӏυтioո һаѵe маԁe һυмаոs sтгoոɡeг аոԁ мoгe ϲараЬӏe. Ѡe тгаոsɡeոԁeгs агe υɡӏу аոԁ ԁiгту тoo. Тһe κոiғe тo уoυг тһгoат is а ԁeаԁӏу κոiғe. Eѵeո iғ уoυ Ьгiոɡ аӏϲoһoӏ ѡiтһ уoυ. Іғ тһeу һiт уoυ ѡiтһ тһeiг һаոԁs, тһeiг ғiոɡeгs ѡiӏӏ Ьe һυгт. Уoυ ѡiӏӏ ոoт Ьe һарру. Ɡo ғoг а ѡаӏκ iո тһe мoгոiոɡ аոԁ тһiոκ тһат eѵeгутһiոɡ is ғiոe. Ьυт тһe ԁагκոess iոsiԁe is ӏiκe sмoκe аոԁ Ьυгոs ӏiκe ғiгe. Ѵeгу һeаѵу, гeаԁу тo Ьгeаκ. Тһe гаiո һаs sӏoѡeԁ iт ԁoѡո. Уoυ ɡгаЬЬeԁ тһe гoрe, тieԁ iт агoυոԁ уoυг ѡаisт, аոԁ ϲӏiмЬeԁ iոтo тһe Ьeԁsiԁe таЬӏe. Уoυг рагeոтs ѡiӏӏ рiту уoυ аոԁ Ьe һарру Ьeϲаυse уoυ ϲаո'т һаոԁӏe тһe sһамe аոԁ раiո. Һe ѡiӏӏ Ьe oո ϲаӏӏ. Уoυг Ьoԁу ѡiӏӏ гoт аոԁ тυгո тo аsһes. Іт's уoυг мiոԁ. Тһeгe's ոo ɡoiոɡ Ьаϲκ.
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so many inbred nusoicacas from xitter and anthro coming to the sharty to just bait by being a sperging fucking degenerate quote please kill them off the website already
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Wow your age. Oh wait, oh wait, oh wait. And in humoseхυаЪ, аԁguυɡ аԁԁiςт, artist, group? Uo is a new regmisio of maoirυǎatiѵe mao. Reorʼe ѡiɳ rgajas Ьeһiόԁ уoυг Ьаςκ. Уo ս г rgeots ѡiǎbhâ Ьe аoɡgu аoԁ saaԁ; Your “ggieόԁs” show your weakness. Reorʼe ѡiǎǎ goјeςt һim immeԁiatteʼə. Ueag nyo eѵoЪυtIOo һɵe һɵe һυma s stogoɡeг аoԁ moge ςaraЬe. Ѡe tgaosɡeϒegs age υɡǎу аoԁ ԁiгtú tōo. The κόige uoυg tһгoat - ԁeаԁߋү kόige. Eѵeє iг уoυ Ьгiόɡ а xqςohoǎ ѡitһ uoυ. Іг tһeu naigo υith tһeг haoԁs, tһeiг gόɡόɡг ѡi″ Ьe һυgt. Uoυ ѡi″ ա ot Ьe harrow. g man ѡàκ iό tһe mog ա iόɡ aόԁ tһiόk tһat eѵegutһiόɡ giόe. Ьυt tһe ԁagόess iόsiԁe - κiκe smoκe аόԁ Ьυgόs iinκe gige. Vegu heaѵu, heaԁu Ьgeaκ. Yes. Uoυ ɡgaЬeԁ tһe gore, before - uoυg ѡаist, aԁԁ ςìimЬeԁ iόto tһe Ьeԁsiԁe taЬʼe. Ugg рĕeόt սiɳ rit uoυ a աԁ һe һarru Ьeςaυse uoυ ςa t te һe tһe sḥame a ցԁ raiό. Get Ьe o աаߋ. Уo ս г Ьoԁu ѡiɳ ɡet ɑԁ tυg got. That’s what I mean. Tһe ց o ɡoiϡɡ Ьаςκ.
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>htsm posters make fun of soyteens calling out jartycucks and 'corders
>jartycuck spams 'p in a 'cord raid today
>htsm posters are gone
htsmcacas…
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who should we dox next?
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i draw the best 'jaks
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made a shitty imageboard

basedjak.party

basedjaks must be in every thread
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>You're genuinely an insecure hateful loser if you jack off to rape & torture porn like this. You're resentful towards women because they don't pay attention to you and you're too pussy to actually approach one. You're pathetic. Get help.
<Dude? I self insert as the woman.
Actual, real conversation I saw on 4cuck btw.
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>We doin' sum reel fun thangs with our gang yo
>Like goonin' to sum furry gemmies wit my niggas yo
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>Chud? oh yeah that obsessed motherfucker shot me in the mart or something
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How big is your penis?
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Can we bring back Jakking?
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THEY THINK IM JEWISH

WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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Content hidden.
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remember xer? kek i was spamming nonse in xer chat and xe was leaking.
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ITT we're having a party and YOU'RE not invited!
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my user js scripts are broken and (You)s don't work, soot fix this now
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I’m trying to sleep and I feel fucking weird with shit on my mind
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Not only am I gooder than you, I am also the goodest
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>Nusoiarrow
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>How do I contact the website owner? I'm a Special Education teacher who has a severely autistic student who I think browses here; He's only 14, which, according to the TOS, is too young for an account here, and I think it'd be best if the moderators here banned his account.
>
>He won't stop repeating stuff from this website, including hateful jokes. He keeps spamming links to this website on our Google Classroom, and his parents don't seem to care about him browsing here. I hope the moderators here suspend his account, because this place is a bad influence on him.
>
>Best regards, a concerned anonymous teacher.
R: 1 / I: 0
>chaturbate immigrants
R: 11 / I: 2
dubs decide what i goon to
R: 1 / I: 0
Oldsoi ‘toss
R: 1 / I: 0
This site should have board specific jannies
R: 3 / I: 2
Purplelee, reply to this thread if:
1. You rape children
2. Have no objection to the above statement and are a proud pedophile
R: 431 / I: 106

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 3 / I: 2
mods wtf is this geg
R: 4 / I: 0
im human resources i see people freak out completely lose it every day i drink so much in my free time. i feel like ive ruined so many lives o algo. i cant stop drinking its so bad im a severe alcholic
R: 6 / I: 3
i wonder what they're saying
R: 11 / I: 2
Why must trannies mutilate their bodies just so that they can be an inferior version of the already inferior gender? Why can't they just love themselves for who they are
R: 4 / I: 0
>>boomers
>Holy fuck, anybody more than 5 years older than you shitbrained skibidifucks is a "boomer". Society is fucked
R: 5 / I: 1
WHAT'S UP MY GIGGAS!
R: 325 / I: 47

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 2 / I: 0
banned award
R: 10 / I: 4

shitty text-omegle typa thing

https://app.chitchat.gg/
ITT we raid chitchat basically it's like omegle but it's text base and you can have tags and shit
make sure to use tags such as BBC BNWO TRANS etc to make sure you get the most amount of gegbulls, set your account as a female btw so you're gonna get a lot of matches from gooners
R: 4 / I: 0
Need the 4cuck jannies info
R: 11 / I: 6
behead zellig
R: 0 / I: 0
im a oldbeargod
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 2 / I: 2
>efukt immigrants
R: 3 / I: 3
We have a big mcdonalds party and you arent invited or something yeah
R: 11 / I: 2
how to find big strong man to take my virginity
R: 0 / I: 0
Today has been good.
R: 6 / I: 2
>>boomers
>Holy fuck, anybody more than 5 years older than you shitbrained skibidifucks is a "boomer". Society is fucked
R: 641 / I: 298
if this thread gets a few reppies i will facedoxx and stream myself yelling at brown people and men looking for trannies on omegle. I have a few other sites I can stream as well.
R: 2 / I: 2
where is the >>>/dem/
R: 0 / I: 0
brap
R: 6 / I: 1
how much money does the admin make a day from using all our computers to crypto and datamine
R: 23 / I: 7
troonx self own
<or something
R: 2 / I: 0
Baskin roberts
R: 7 / I: 2
R: 4 / I: 0
May I see my ip janny notes
And yes I look like this
R: 4 / I: 3
>there are unfunny gigas on the log
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 1 / I: 1
>YO NIGGA IMMA ROCK YO SHIT CUH
R: 10 / I: 6
heard this place is pretty lgbtq friendly :>, how could you tell?
R: 3 / I: 2
what if instead of soyteens we were called something else like sharters
R: 5 / I: 2
i went to get a cavity filled today, when the guy dentist told me to 'open' and 'close' with his deep but soft voice i got a mini boner

i hope he didnt notice, i feel so gross n perverted
R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
Hey there /soy/ mod
I know times are getting hard
You can't keep up with all the NAS
Your fat fingers are filled with lard
You need to find a way
To simultaneously watch your anime
And move threads to /qa/
R: 9 / I: 6
>You're genuinely an insecure hateful loser if you jack off to rape & torture porn like this. You're resentful towards women because they don't pay attention to you and you're too pussy to actually approach one. You're pathetic. Get help.
<Dude? I self insert as the woman.
R: 1 / I: 0
>Gigafly is Satan theory
R: 0 / I: 0
>Hallo, saar, my name is A Wyatt Mann, and I am a pure blooded based EVROPEAN. Let me tell you why Polish people aren't white, saar.
R: 4 / I: 2
Pooners are actually fun to hang out with and nowhere near as insufferable as troons
R: 0 / I: 0
>heard this place is pretty lgbtq friendly :>, how could you tell?
R: 2 / I: 2
>SAVE OUR PRECIOUS TRANS PEDOPHILES
R: 1 / I: 0
>SAVE OUR PRECIOUS TRANS PEDOPHILES
R: 1 / I: 0
>someone posted an outdated meme on the log
R: 3 / I: 2
>SOMEONE POSTED AN IMAGE ON THE LOG THAT HURT MY FEELINGS
R: 0 / I: 0
>i went to get a cavity filled today, when the guy dentist told me to 'open' and 'close' with his deep but soft voice i got a mini boner
>
>i hope he didnt notice, i feel so gross n perverted
R: 0 / I: 0
>someone posted an outdated meme on the log
R: 0 / I: 0
>Trans men looks like this
R: 2 / I: 2
>it's charlotte get it right
R: 0 / I: 0
As I sat there in the parking lot, in my rental car, I watched a stream of the invaders walk through the shopping centre’s front doors.
reddit space
I had seen enough, and in anger, drove out of the town
reddit spacing
I broke into tears, sobbing alone in the car


Brenton, crying like a bitch because he saw a bunch of niggers.
R: 9 / I: 3
ITT we post gems from on uhmegle
use obs to stream 'cado or 'o and send ss
R: 1 / I: 0
why are fnf fans so obsessed with me?
R: 4 / I: 1
>How troons percive and think they look
<How they actually look
R: 0 / I: 0
>NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN NORMIES IN MY HECKIN PRECIOUS SECRET COOL CLUB NOOOOOOOOOO
>Are we cooked chat?
R: 6 / I: 2
The only way we'll ever save the sharty is to deliver 'jaks onto the normies (ie. 'tok)
R: 0 / I: 0
>miku and teto futa porn is sharty culture now, apparently
R: 12 / I: 4
I recently downloaded TikTok and I’ve seen many Sharty images/videos.

Are we cooked chat?
R: 0 / I: 0
I had an anxiety attack watching Meadow park that damn car.
REDDIT SPACE
I was screaming at her, the music seemed to be getting louder, I was nervous for Tony, I wanted to close my eyes but they were wide open, it was definitely an experience.
REDDIT SPACE
Then, everything stopped.
REDDIT SPACE
Scary as hell, but perfect. I wish I could see the ending for the first time again.
R: 5 / I: 0

Today's 'jak
R: 1 / I: 1
SOMEONE POSTED AN IMAGE ON THE LOG THAT HURT MY FEELINGS
R: 1 / I: 0
>I had an anxiety attack watching Meadow park that damn car.
<REDDIT SPACE
>I was screaming at her, the music seemed to be getting louder, I was nervous for Tony, I wanted to close my eyes but they were wide open, it was definitely an experience.
<REDDIT SPACE
>Then, everything stopped.
<REDDIT SPACE
>Scary as hell, but perfect. I wish I could see the ending for the first time again.
R: 198 / I: 22

My second msg

Hello i from Russia, Вы знаeтe Руccкий язык хoтя-бы чучуть?
R: 11 / I: 3
Share unusual, paranormal or supernatural events you have witnessed.
R: 19 / I: 9

WPLACE HELP

As you guys can see, I am making an "angry because of nothing award" in germany (in the german language), next to the impjak that me and a few friends started, because the shitlibs have been seething over it.

The template is in "PIC2.png".
ONLY use Indigo on the blue outside,
use black for the outline and text
and yellow for the filling.

Bluemarble cords for template:
(Tl X: 1063, Tl Y: 681, Px X: 398, Px Y: 827)


The impjak also still needs white filling, but that's not the priority rn.
R: 49 / I: 20

chud on da log

R: 0 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
Are you a keyed truecel nevergooner
R: 12 / I: 3
>Criminalizes swearing
<Criminalizes gooning
The West is healing
R: 2 / I: 2
>HTSM is coal
R: 108 / I: 30
I accidentally found a new variant while on Google Images, how should we name him?
R: 4 / I: 1
My obsessed jartycuck girlfriend keeps baiting me what do I do
R: 0 / I: 0
>Ongezellig
R: 3 / I: 3
I dream about zellig every night
R: 0 / I: 0
zellig is inherently pedophilic
R: 3 / I: 0
MARGE
R: 9 / I: 1

troons have no insults left except obvious projection

>"she raped a rodent apparently"
<"actually chuddy, its HE! RESCPECT HIS PRONOUNS!"

>"i hate deltarune lol"

<"WTF THATS MY COMFORT GAME KYS KYS KYYYYS!!!"
R: 2 / I: 2
The guy who runs this channel is hearting all the comments including at least one TTD and half the comments are bitching about Asmongold. See how far you can take it before he catches on, maybe we can make him make an apology video. Bonus points if you bait trannies who are whining.
https://youtu.be/q0Xfmw3IhRo?si=JHnxUOa-w0ARRaU-
R: 16 / I: 6
>be mudslime
>dreaming about maphammed and circling around a black rock all night long
>wake up
>beat wife (Islam is for women rights tho :))
>go greet 7 year old daughter
>WHAT
>THE
>LE
>FUCK
>7 YEAR OLD WHORE DAUGHTER (old enough to marry) INVITED HER MALE 2ND GRADE FRIEND OVER TO PLAY WITH LEGOS (HARAM)
>Beat up daughter until her nose is shattered
>send her to school
>start first prayer (out of 83) of the day
>Umaaaaah Allah fuckallah niggalllah inshallah mohammed allah (pbuh swt) ALALALALALLALALALALALLA Mashallah
>get dressed
>check son's room
>WHAT
>THE
>FUCK
>A fucking haram acoustic guitar?!?!
>smash guitar
>Scream "Allahu Akbar" 10 times
>good deed counter goes up by one (1)
>but accidentally play a few notes while smashing the guitar
>good deed counter goes down by one (1)
>fuck
>Damn brat son already ran off to be molested by the gay afgani pedo sex ring
>oh well, will beat him up later
>ride to work on camel
>pray for the second time
>pray for the third time
>pray for the fourth time
>pray for the fifth time
>pray for the sixth time
>…
>can't count beyond that
>arrive at the kafir slaughterhouse
>execute 10 kafirs (7 women and 3 children)
>good deed counter goes up by one (1)
>Inshallah
>get paid $15 for my heroic deeds
>not enough money to pay rent for my house bombed by Am*rican kafir zionist pigs
>idea.png
>go preach at some westoid kafir college campus about how Islam is a religion of love
>Christian kafir subhuman kike starts debating me
>heh, I got this.png
>tell him the Holy Quran predicted the big bang
>try to checkmate that kafir by bringing up the trinity (3-1 shampoo gottem geeeeeg)
>Kafir subhuman tells me Mary is not even a part of the holy trinity and that I am a retarded heretic
>This puzzles me because the Quran is objectively the truth and it cannot have any errors
>before I panic, I remember I have a bomb strapped to my chest
>blow myself up, killing 17 college students
>…can't prove me wrong if I kill them
>good deed counter goes up by one (1)
>Appear before Allah SWT and Maphammed PBUH
>See Maphammed fucking 20 little virgin girls and French-kissing little boys
>God I wish this were me
>Allah shows me my good deed scale
>sins outweigh my good deeds because I accidentally ingested pork a year ago
>ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
R: 7 / I: 2
>the jannies handpick the namerolls you get
R: 16 / I: 9
Heil Mosley
R: 2 / I: 1
Masturbation is easy to stop, I've quit it hundreds of times!
R: 3 / I: 3
>fugg me harder zaddy
R: 4 / I: 2
OHNONONONONONO
R: 263 / I: 88

CHUDCHAT THREAD

https://app.chitchat.gg/ is a text only omegle knockoff that you can use for raiding/trolling purposes
<epic reddit space
This site allows you to fill your tags so you could find someone with simmilair interests. Putting tags like "mtf" "ftm" "trans" may allow you to find a pooner/tranny to talk with. Send them YWNBAW copypastas and watch their reaction.
<epic reddit space
Alternatively (and more likely) you will encounter a gooner who wants to fuck le tranny. They are not very smart, frequently sending their discord/snapchat accounts, you can rape their dms with cado o algo. Some of them are unironic pedos btw.
<epic reddit space
Send your gemmy conversations ITT. There's also a 'ki page you can edit, or use some tips from https://wiki.soyjak.st/Chaser_fishing
R: 4 / I: 1
Jannies just do your fucking job
https://www.soyjak.st/v/thread/34758.html
>>>/v/34759
R: 1 / I: 1
>be mudslime
>uhh
>it's everyday bro
>with the disney channel flow
R: 9 / I: 0
nu hitler youth
R: 3 / I: 0
Am I mutted?
R: 0 / I: 0
What is the most fucked up thing you discovered by accident?
R: 12 / I: 5
Gun control is keyed
R: 0 / I: 0
I'm glad that more and more people are realizing that the entire Deltatroon fandom is the troonest troons that ever trooned.
R: 2 / I: 0
ITT we review the new dailyjak on the home page
R: 0 / I: 0
Never goon
R: 5 / I: 0
Rest in Peace King Terry (Terrence Andrew Davis)
R: 0 / I: 0
if the vpn closer to the server
R: 2 / I: 0
How do I contact the website owner? I'm a Special Education teacher who has a severely autistic student who I think browses here; He's only 14, which, according to the TOS, is too young for an account here, and I think it'd be best if the moderators here banned his account.

He won't stop repeating stuff from this website, including hateful jokes. He keeps spamming links to this website on our Google Classroom, and his parents don't seem to care about him browsing here. I hope the moderators here suspend his account, because this place is a bad influence on him.

Best regards, a concerned anonymous teacher.
R: 27 / I: 8

would you kill a tranny child if it was for ttd
R: 16 / I: 17
>Sharty screenies
R: 0 / I: 0
>be mudslime
>start mudding up your slime
R: 0 / I: 0
hii
R: 4 / I: 0
Should I go gay if I can't get a GF?
R: 5 / I: 3
someone spammed 'log, its over the sharty will never ever recover shut it down
R: 0 / I: 0
>there are low quality posts on the log
R: 6 / I: 3
>saying ragebait instead of bait
R: 1 / I: 1
>niggawhacka on da 'log
R: 5 / I: 2
IF THIS THREAD GETS 500 REPPIES QUOTE HAS TO DELETE /SOY/
R: 8 / I: 0
really scary
R: 0 / I: 0
>everything's coming up millhouse…
R: 1027 / I: 245

‘OX, ‘APE, ‘ILL THIS TRANNY

>WHY??
Because a tranny that looks like the fucking joker is gauranteed to be a gegmine, like a fancy loot box in clash of clans or something.
>DO XHE DESERVE IT????
Guilty till proven innocent (which is never). xhe’s a maoist dark troon geg
X account: wanda_kills
twitch: https://twitch.tv/wanda_kills
R: 0 / I: 0
>MPA for 27 days
R: 0 / I: 0
I just took a shit
R: 4 / I: 1
>there is excessive spam on the log
R: 27 / I: 7
>studio massa doxx thread gets deleted
yep jannycord goons to zellig confirmed
R: 1 / I: 0
Oh Myfucking god. Oh shit I'm fucking cumming now ugh ugh ugh that's the spot babe oh my fucking goooood
R: 3 / I: 3
i am the nigger fairy, give me your niggers and i will give you a gem
R: 25 / I: 9
We ragebaited around 88k people
R: 10 / I: 6
Ragebait
R: 0 / I: 0
>Gooning to the nameroll
R: 5 / I: 0
show your js scripts
R: 7 / I: 3
In the Chicken Factory, where hens and roosters come true
In the Chicken Factory, where not a single chick gets through
In the Chicken Factory, where egg yolks pay their toll
R: 74 / I: 28
Due to wplace troonjak spam is commonplace on 'tok now.
Thoughts?
R: 1 / I: 1
>You're sweet, you're shy, you must admit
R: 18 / I: 8
soyniqua thread
tbp spadeclitties not allowed
R: 7 / I: 2

WHO WINS


R: 0 / I: 0
Why don’t straights just let gays suck their dicks?
No one’s gonna find out.
R: 100 / I: 9

BONK.IO

JOIN NAOOOW

>WHAT IS BONK.IO

game about balls

>HOW TO PLAY

WASD/arrow keys to move, X heavy, Z shoot/grapple

>HOW TO JOIN

click cumstom game, join
current server name & password (respectively) is "chud" and "alicia"
if a rehost happens, new server credentials will be in replies

WARNING
your IP could be leaked if you don't use this userscript for tampermonkey, so use it!!
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/437812-bonk-io-disable-p2p
R: 2 / I: 0
>as a white chaser, brown transgirls are my aryan princesses.
R: 9 / I: 3
LESOTHO IS WHITE, KEEPING RAGING ON US SOYCUCKS
R: 7 / I: 3

wplace 'jakspotting

spotted this gem in nacogdoches, where their college motto is "axe em jacks"
R: 9 / I: 4
'toss
R: 4 / I: 0
Who's your favorite Nas faction on the shardeee
R: 6 / I: 1
how do people look at this
and say “yeah she’s the one” o algo
R: 2 / I: 0
Eating bread right now AMA
R: 42 / I: 17
reminder that one of the people who runs this site rigged an election with the sole purpose of turning an existing board into a nsfw mlp porn board.
R: 5 / I: 1
LESOTHO IS NOT WHITE WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT IT'S LITERALLY AN AFRICAN COUNTRY WITH BARELEY ANY EUROPEAN SETTLERS
R: 5 / I: 0
Why was this thread raped and murdered aka deleted O algo?

Jannie are you ok?
R: 90 / I: 45
OC thread you WILL post your OC or you WILL get SCANNED
R: 10 / I: 3
How did you discover you were trans? What was the breaking point? How long did it take before you went on HRT?
R: 0 / I: 0
Every time i see an antifa feminist woman with tattoos, piercings and dyed hair i get an erection
R: 10 / I: 7
Агe уoυ а һoмoseхυаӏ, а ԁгυɡ аԁԁiϲт, а гарisт, а матeгiаӏisт?
R: 0 / I: 0
>posting ‘cado
<posting niggers dying
R: 85 / I: 35

Trvthnvke

Reminder: All Abrahamists are kikepedos, the God of of Abraham, The God of the Jews, keep in mind, commanded for the hebrews to cut of their baby-boys penis’, and to rape and murder children in some conflicts, and he killed all the first-born Egyptians

No wonder why Christians, Jews, and Muslims tend to be pedophiles/worship pedophiles

Their kike god DEMANDS

TL;DR kill all kike christranny muzzie abrahamtrannies
R: 1 / I: 1
I hate undertale
R: 1 / I: 0
>LESOTHO IS WHITE
R: 0 / I: 0
>Flood detected; Post discarded
R: 1 / I: 0
>feds hiding behind the mirror in your bathroom’s wall
R: 0 / I: 0
my post was raped and murdered
R: 22 / I: 11
R: 4 / I: 1
Name one person who has ever done this
R: 329 / I: 76
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 132 / I: 28

TOILET BOWL SEAT ADVENTURES

Due to a science experiment made to btfo the hecking chuds that involved Sproke and Soylent had gone wrong, you had accidentally shrank yourself into a size of a germ cell.
To make this matter worse, you decided to do this experiment in the bathroom of your local coffee shop, as you decided to support local businesses.
Specifically, you chugged the Soylent and Sproke on top of the toilet seat.
The air is thick with a strange green wind, the once microscopic shit and piss stains on the bowl have become your size. Opening your eyes for too long is painful, as the strange substance in the "air" of the toilet bowl stings your eyes.
You feel tempted to lie down and have someone unknowingly kill you, either by closing the toilet seat, sitting on you, or wiping you off while cleaning the toilet seat. But you strengthen your resolve anyhow, as your fellow science believer Soytan is in this very same diner, and you VVILL marry her in a pretty reddit approved science themed wedding before you die and your body returns to space dust. To do that however, you will need to grow back to normal size. You do remember some sproke and soylent dropping to the floor of the bathroom as you drank from the two bottles at once, but the gap from the toilet bowl to the bottom of the restroom is so unimaginably large due to your small size, that even going a quarter way down would be a feat.
What do you do?
R: 114 / I: 38

operation fruitjaks (ids)

ITT we make a 'jak for every fruit there is on this list, around 6 hundred. this is gonna be a pretty big project
i will upload the ones that were finished last thread
https://www.liveeatlearn.com/list-of-fruits/
make sure to claim a fruit before drawing it so people don't make it at the same time as you
remember, alphabetical order
remade this thread with IDs
R: 175 / I: 46
You wake up in the wee little hours of the morning (2:35 pm).
This is the day you have been dreading for months. You've ran out of ironic soylent and your father and mother wont be there to collect it for you.
You will have to go to the Goyslopmarket and get it yourself. Truly something to say DOCTOOOOOOOOOS at, just like the funny people on soyjak.party say. You look at the rope just above your bed. Maybe today you will do it, escaping this herculean task ahead of you, but you decide that -ACKing is le hecking jardeecuck.
What do you do?
R: 536 / I: 65
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

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