>>938334777 (OP) #
because women aren't interested in stunted little boys

>>938334777 (OP) #
the fact that you even KNOW WHAT STARFOX IS proves youre not what women want

VIDEOGAMES:

the gateway drug to homosexuality

>>938334777 (OP) #
>Why am I so alone
because you still play star fox. no one wants to be around that.

>>938335161 #
why not

>>938335209 #
modern games have much better graphics

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>>938334777 (OP) #
"DO A BARREL ROLL!!"

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>>938335240 #
Understandable but I'll stick to my old ass n64.

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>>938334777 (OP) #
You're never alone when you have Slippy Toad's big green frog cock flying beside you.

Checked.

>>938335337 #
USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH

>>938335240 #
No they dont

>>938334777 (OP) #
That doesn't sound too bad to me, just drink until you stop worrying about your loneliness and lock into the game. Crazy taxi is another great game to play while hammered.

>>938334777 (OP) #
Being alone is better than the alternative. Which is being nagged and broke, and possibly being served divorce papers.
Enjoy the simplicity of life, bitches ain't worth the hassle.

>>938335479 #
>crazy taxi

Fucking great souundtracj

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>>938334777 (OP) #
CHECKED

>YOUR NOT ALONE ANON

Golden eye Pokemon stadium Turok Guatlet legends N64 Rocks.

>>938335361 #
youll be n64 years old one day, and still never had a relationship

because videogames are for effeminate little children

>>938335494 #

hahahahaha

......says the lonely masturbating coward, who spends his life justifying his fear of women

>>938334777 (OP) #
You gonna stream it?

>>938335067 #
>>938335103 #
>>938335131 #
Shut the fuck up you absolute nigger faggot troons. Let OP enjoy things. Jesus fucking Christ.

>>938335494 #
you've never been in s relationship, especially not one where you went broke and got nagged

You are simply confusing your mother's attributes, nagging you to get out of her house, you being broke because no job

ive been in hundreds of relationships
from one night stands to 16 year marriages

and i don't have a clue.What the fuck you're talking about... you're literally just making it up off the top of your stupid fucking head

>>938335786 #
It's not fear of women. It's not making the same mistake other idiots are. I don't have to make the same mistakes others do to learn the lesson.

>>938335796 #
Would you watch it

>>938335373 #
>green frog cock
This statement is patently false as easily evidenced by simply looking at your very own picrel.

>>938335850 #
Seems like I hit a nerve.

>>938335824 #

............but its 100% TRUE

vidrogames are THE reason 97.3% of 4chan users have never seen a real life vagina

>>938335531 #
>YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEEEAAHHHH!

>>938335850 #
lol, hundreds of relationships.
found your problem.
Must be nice to find people to be so disposable.

>>938335859 #
Not if it's on twitch because I don't support that piece of shit platform. But if you streamed it on youtube, I at least watch it after the fact. Fucking bet.

>>938335893 #
How many kids do you have? How long have you been married?
Also, I'd like to see your source on that.

>>938335858 #

> i don't have to experience something to know about it first hand

YES. .. YES YOU DO......

Because without actual firsthand anecdotal experience, YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING

Other than predictable memes you read in here

typed by OTHER COWARDS

WHO HAVE NEVER EVEN TRIED

and here YOU are...
repeating the process
the 'expert'

>>938334777 (OP) #
I already beat that game years ago.

>>938335930 #
:,] fuck twitch indeed but I have a horrible accent.

>>938335884 #

lol hit a nerve, huh?....

sure you did... sure lol

as if OTHER PEOPLE are supposed to become ANGRY that YOU are afraid of women

youre afraid of them seeing the inexperienced coward hiding in your eyes

>>938335916 #
Bro he's old. I'm almost 50 and he's got at least a decade or 2 on me.
You've got Lolvis on the line, so if you listen, you might learn a thing or two.
He's a little crazy, but he knows his shit. Ignore at your own peril.

>>938335916 #

nope.... I was s stripclub DJ for almost 10 years

plus I played in a band, and you know how women are when it comes to fucking thr lead guitarist

>>938336000 #
I'm totally not gay, but...
I'd love to hear it.

>>938335103 #
This. Women want PC gamers

>>938335947 #

YOUR NIGHTLY MASTURBATION is all the proof you need

>>938336087 #
Yup, hundreds of disposable women.
"Relationships". More like 1 night stands.
hahahaha, go on, tell me more.

>>938336061 #

thankyou... and yes im aware I'm abrasive

'kid gloves' is exactly how these guys got to this point

but IM ON THEIR SIDE

>>938336094 #
Ur gay... you like The Penis

>>938336114 #
Nah. I'm married and have sex almost nightly. About to right now as a matter of fact. :-)
Do I play as many videogames as I used to? Nah. Neither does my wife. But that's more of a time issue since we have a kid.
I do understand how you've come to that conclusion though. A certain subset of this board would probably fit your assessment but I think your claims are a bit exaggerated.

>>938336211 #
You're the one who started talking about penises, not me candyass. <3

>>938336144 #
oh TRUST ME........

when I stopped counting at age 25 it was well over 700...

and OF COURSE it goes without saying, simply mathematically, of course the overwhelming majority of those were ONE NIGHT STANDS....

sure .. of course

but not all of them... intermixed between all of that wild debauchery were long termed girlfriends, four years... 5 year relationships... 2 years... a marriage that lasted 16 years, the current marriage 11 years so far

lol but of course obviously the majority of those nearly eight hundred were one night stands ( or week-long or maybe just one entire weekend)

duhhh

>>938336033 #
Hmm.. you sure seem to be animated, but I'm the angry one? Why are you assuming anger?
Where did that even come from?

>>938336250 #

ahhhhh GOOD !! EXCELLENT!!!

It's particular topic
I'M ALWAYS HAPPY TO STAND CORRECTED

.............. Good for you

It makes you one of the 2.7%

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>>938336265 #
kek. I need these kind of viewers on my streams.

>>938336250 #
>a certain subset

97.3% cannot possibly be interpreted as a subset

>>938335675 #
>Guatlet
Ah, yes, the unauthorized Guatemalan sequel to Gauntlet.
Fun times, good memories

>>938336358 #
You were the one who said you hit a nerve

As if I was supposed to be angry

>animated
I have a condition called HYPOMANIA

It's an actual subset of bipolar
But i'm not bipolar
I don't vacillate between depression and mania

And in fact
I NEVER EXPERIENCE FULL BLOWN MANIA

in fact, i'm continually skimming the surface "directly underneath mania"

To the uninitiated observer, it may appear to be mania but its not

Mania is a state of psychosis
I never become psychotic
im simply "always full thtottle"
Always creating things
Always coming up with creative ideas
but NEVER IN MAMIA

Another interesting benefit of my particular hypomania:

I never get depressed
never
not even when mom died

>>938335947 #
>I'd like to see proof why your hobbies being 4chan and video games is proof you don't get laid
Lol

>>938336407 #
>97.3%
I love you man but where are you getting your numbers?

>>938336530 #
ahh, a psycho, why am i not surprised.. the disposable women should've been the first clue.

>>938336556 #

its not proof

its just a mathematical probability
which indicates a causation

>>938336616 #

so.... youre telling me SANITY is measured by NOT ATTRACTING WOMEN?

.........got it

>>938336616 #
also:

you obviously never studied psychology
(you use street slang instead of accurate terminologies)

so isn't that kind of like toilet seat bacteria criticizing the design of the international space station?

>>938334777 (OP) #
>I'm going to get drunk and play Star Fox.
this is fucking awesome.

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im thinking about posting JASON'S PIC

Jason is one of the many 4chan 'generation whatever' guys i know in real life

I ridicule those guys every time I talk yo them

JASON ACTUALY LISTENED

at 37 he took my advice and put down the controller, deleted his porn, stopped watching anime

and in a couple months, he had FOUND A GIRLFRIEND

and moved out of his mother's house

but posting his Pic might result in him & his now fiance being harassed

take this for whatever its worth:a few months had passed and no calls from Jason

one day the phone rang. he was calling me from RENO

HE.... THANKED... ME.....

FOR RELENTLESSLY RIDICULING HIM

that was huge... hard to do (male ego)

but he said "i need to thank you because if it wasn't for you, id still be at mom's playing videogames"

and if you saw Jason's photos you understand

he got a HOT gf
and he's UGLY & FAT

her family is loaded, and these days "mister overwatch" is going to fancy wine tastings and equestrian events

>>938334777 (OP) #
oh well...
I didn't intend on derailing your thread

I'll go find another one

be well, sir

>>938337340 #
What's the difference between "can" and "able to"

>>938334777 (OP) #
Because you did’nt find the right friends,
dear Anon.

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>>938335131 #
And you get the burger king crown of the day, short bus. Rope yourself

>>938335161 #
>>938335240 #
>because you still play star fox. no one wants to be around that.
Jokes on you, I enjoy the occasional SF64 playthrough.

>modern games have much better graphics
LMAO, and shit gameplay...

>>938336100 #
>This. Women want PC gamers
SF64 is playable on PC though?

>>938335131 #
god damn i want mario to fuck me in the ass

>>938334777 (OP) #
Don't confuse star fox with starfox64, the entire point of starfox 64 was to get a rumplepack and press it against your dick while you hit the Y button until a cut scene.

>>938335337 #
only oldfags will remember

>>938341880 #
theres no Y button on an n64 controller

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Youre not alone, you have Star Fox one of the best games of all time.

In all seriousness go gym to gain some confidence then go hang out places and meet people.

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>>938335103 #
Giving a fuck about what women want proves you;re not what women want.

>>938335388 #
SLIPPY BOOGY ON YOUR TAIL

i want this irl where it kils all the human and monkey shit

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>>938336530 #
Not even when dead mama died?

>>938334777 (OP) #
Just google N64 emulator online or online N64 emulator. Thank me latee

Honestly man you should try playstation or Xbox and get a mic, I've made some really awesome friends from playing online. Some I even hang with for real.

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>>938335131 #
get your stimulous from a screen return to the screen for more.

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move the logo on the home screen
show andros you foxs

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>>938348706 #
that or watch old games on roku with your cat.

>>938334777 (OP) #
Starfox 64 is one of the greatest remakes ever. Always a good romp
>also
Starfox 2 sucks