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 12599971[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>12600282>>12601556

I accidentally locked myself in my basement and I'm currently the only one in my house. How can I get out before my parents come back so they don't think I'm severely autistic?

 12600007[Quote]>>12600047

>doesnt specify type of lock
>doesnt specify other ways to the outside
>doesnt specify available tools
retard

 12600047[Quote]>>12600072

>>12600007
There's a door that leads to a cellar type structure that you can access from the backyard but the door doesn't work.

All I have is a screwdriver and it can't unscrew the hinges of the backward cellar thing

 12600072[Quote]>>12600128>>12600364

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>>12600047
Also this is the lock to the actual basement door

 12600115[Quote]>>12600156

I found another screwdriver, I'm gonna test that one out

 12600128[Quote]>>12600178

>>12600072
that looks fucky
since you locked yourself in i assume you dropped the key somewhere you cant reach it,
can you use the screwdriver to get the key back?

 12600137[Quote]

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Yes, keep plundering around and making noises so I can find you easier

 12600156[Quote]>>12600224

>>12600115
Ok it's not the screwdriver it's the fact that the cellar door is older than time itself. I did some digging and found a bunch of keys, so I'll test them all out and get back to you guys

 12600178[Quote]

>>12600128
The lock basically works in a way where you can turn it from the outside. I found a bunch of keys so I'm gonna test all of them

 12600224[Quote]

>>12600156
Got a key in but it won't turn. I'm still stuck then.

 12600239[Quote]>>12600354

cattywipe incoming!ff

 12600282[Quote]>>12600413

>>12599971 (OP)
Call the fire department.

 12600354[Quote]


 12600364[Quote]>>12600449

>>12600072
If you can find something like a credit card, get it into the seam of the door and behind the bolt
, pull it toward you and it should open

 12600413[Quote]>>12600513

>>12600282
I might have to since none of the keys worked.

I mean I could just wait until my parents came back but still either way I think I'm fucked for now

 12600449[Quote]

>>12600364
Tbh I learned that trick from a friend and completely forgot about it, thanks for making me remember that.

I just need to an object like a credit card now.

 12600453[Quote]

This comment is ‘O, how could you tell?

 12600513[Quote]>>12600536

>>12600413
When are they coming back?

 12600519[Quote]

‘O do it

 12600536[Quote]

>>12600513
No clue. If I had to guess maybe an hour.

 12600773[Quote]>>12600832>>12600858>>12601005>>12602907

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>nusois are so dumb they lock themselves

 12600825[Quote]

Geg I tried knocking to see if anyone was back and my dogs started barking really loud with nobody stopping them which proves that nobody's home

 12600832[Quote]

>>12600773
*neutralpliers

 12600858[Quote]

>>12600773
>lock themselves
frogcuck projected his chastity clitty locking fetish again award

 12601005[Quote]

>>12600773
>lock themselves

Geg frogniggers are projecting their sissy chastity cage tranny fetish onto being locked in a basement

 12601152[Quote]>>12601378

Yeah I'm just gonna chill at the top of the stairs until my parents get back. There's soda and water so I'm fine if this evolves into some hours long catastrophe. I doubt this will last for days because people come down here all the time so if my parents ended up wanting some cold water or soda I'd be able to just come out once they open the door.

I'm very sweaty because it's hot as hell down here plus I've been running around looking for escape methods.

 12601378[Quote]>>12601510

>>12601152
soda dehydrates you, stick to water

 12601510[Quote]

>>12601378
Ok thanks, there's like 100 water bottles down here which would last like a week or 2 and I only need to last a few hours down here.

It's 89 degrees with 49% humidity so I'm gonna be sweating a lot. Thankfully I have cold water so I can hydrate myself and stay cool at the same time

 12601552[Quote]

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ATTENTION NEUTRALNIGGER. THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE FROM THE SOYIM NIGGER DETECTION DEFENSE SYSTEM. YOU WILL NEVER BE WHITE AND NEED TO KILL YOURSELF NOW.

 12601556[Quote]>>12601753

>>12599971 (OP)
SEND FEET PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

 12601753[Quote]

>>12601556
You're a nigger

 12601756[Quote]

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>>>12599971 (OP)
>SEND FEET PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

 12602225[Quote]

Update: I'm still stuck in my basement. It's been over 2 hours and my parents didn't even respond to my text stating that I'm stuck down here. They're still not back and I think I'm gonna be trapped here for a while.

 12602355[Quote]>>12602375

Update: my phone is at 11%, it dies very quickly so I doubt it's gonna last much longer. I'm gonna assume the worst case scenario and believe that I'm gonna be stuck down here for many more hours with my phone dying, so I'm gonna be on this thread less. I'm hoping I can get out of here before my phone dies, but that seems very unlikely now.

 12602368[Quote]

why tf did you make a post on der shardee

 12602375[Quote]>>12602729

>>12602355
call your parents dumbass

 12602468[Quote]>>12602732

I hope you die from this

 12602729[Quote]>>12602804

>>12602375
My parents responded and now I know they're an hour and a half away from my house so I'm gonna be here for a while. My phone is at 8% now

 12602732[Quote]

>>12602468
Why must you be such a nigger?

 12602743[Quote]

I guess your parents will think you’re severely autistic now

 12602747[Quote]

Get a screw driver or something pry the lock open. If you can't do that just kick the door in at the lock with you foot.

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 12602804[Quote]>>12602828>>12602830

>>12602729
Kick the door open, seriously, unless the door is made out of steel kick it open

 12602828[Quote]>>12602863

>>12602804
>OP’s parents come home to a kicked-down door
>”I did it so you wouldn’t think I’m autistic!”

 12602830[Quote]>>12602845

>>12602804
My parents will get mad at me if I break down their door, also the door is at the top of the stairs in a way that makes the proper door kicking form hard or even impossible to do

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 12602898[Quote]

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>i accidentally locked my chastity cage

 12602907[Quote]

>>12600773
i made this video

 12603026[Quote]>>12603066>>12603077>>12603091

Update: I realized that the cellar type door was impossible to open because of a string, I cut the string and now I think I can escape this place

 12603066[Quote]

>>12603026
Nigger is retarded

 12603077[Quote]>>12603254

>>12603026
Update: now I'm stuck in my backyard instead of my basement and my phone is at 1%

 12603091[Quote]

>>12603026
call the police or something nigga

 12603129[Quote]>>12603267>>12604769

Update: 5 black bvlls kidnapped me and now I'm forced to be their femboy sex slave for life. I kind of like it doe

 12603151[Quote]>>12603267>>12604769

Update: I've fully embraced my new life style

 12603173[Quote]

up

 12603180[Quote]

bumo fuggen jardee

 12603254[Quote]>>12603267

>>12603077
climb over your fucking fence

 12603267[Quote]


 12604757[Quote]

I'm out of my backyard and I'm inside my house again. And no I'm not getting raped by niggers.

 12604769[Quote]

>>12603151
>>12603129
Don't lie on my name unless you want that happening to you💔🥀



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