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 12596082[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>12596131>>12596143>>12596195>>12596246>>12596295>>12596745

>go on the internets
>see ai generated image
>have a panic attack and an allergic reaction
>take my epipen
>heavenly WEF sponsored bug eating utopia EU is to monitor all conversations on messenges
>mfw atleast no more heccing racists online
>go outside
>20 pajeets, 33 muslims, 1 wh*te person (me)
>mfw I'm doing a white supremacism by still being smarter than all of them combined
>drill a hole in my brain
>still smarter
>how could this happen but all races are equal
>be sad all day knowing my existence is racist
>go on porn website to distract my mind from my sad life
>provide my ID, adress, face, finger print, dick pic, parents ashes, poop sample, piss sample, tear sample, blood sample and an eye scan
>be let in
>watch some wholesome interracial porn
>mfw nazis want to take away this from us
>feel hungry
>try to order doordash
>all deliverymen were killed and raped by pakistani gangs
>worthy sacrifice in the name of equality
>go outside myself again to buy some bugs
>get raped
>mfw atleast it was gay so it helped the cause
>arrive at the store
>donate my teeth to the store since inflation made money worthless (fucking trump orange hitler did this btw)
>mfw got 10 grams of bugs
>start going back home
>pajeet steals one of my bug burger packs and runs off
>no need to worry as he needs it more
>look at the sidewalk
>get an idea
>start eating all the pajeet poop from it
>mfw I'm eating, showing respect to indian culture AND cleaning my city all at the same time
>keep going back home
>take a shortcuit through an alleyway that has 1 lamp broken
>get robbed and raped again
>pass out
>wake up at hospital, so glad we got free education
>doctor tells me I've got aids, cancer and a giant hole from a drill in my head
>puff up from aids
>reach for my epipen
>doesn't help
>whatever, these bigots won't laugh for much longer, dr bergsteinfaucicohen will surely make a vaccine from aids soon
>finally reach home
>robbed and completely shat in
>mfw it's finally cleaned from it's previous white racist culture and now fits the global standards
>climb in my pod
>the door is broken
>fall asleep
>get woken up from pajeets raping me
>start talking about trans rights to them
>they can't understand me
>mfw I did a racism again by talking in bad evil racist english
>he leaves after a while
>fall back asleep
>mfw I owned the chuds today

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up

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But what if gigachad said this

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>saving gems

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>>12596113
I don't know, but what if?

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>>12596082 (OP)
Gemerald

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>>12596082 (OP)
Geg is a gem

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This happens

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EU really is like this

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up

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gem

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>>12596082 (OP)
Posted it again award
You have to go back!

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gems.bumpy

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>>12596195
no YOU have to go back

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>>12596195
meds I just wrote it today

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i sold my kidneys for extra social credit

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<Soyak.. Vaccines are for BEFORE you get the disease!

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>>12596212
those refugees needed it more anyways, you did the right thing xister

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>>12596227
>*beep beep*
>But fauci said…
>*flatlines*

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>>12596082 (OP)
Yep this going to be 'chived

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gem up

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geg

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>W-WHERE THE FAUCI AM I? ALL THE EXPERTS SAID THERE'S NOTHING AFTER DEATHRINO!
Soyak, you're in biblically accurate, spiritual but not religious heaven. You're about to be reincarnated into a different universe or something

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>>12596295
marge why is this just an empty reply box, I don't think I filtered anything

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>nusois call this bronze a "gem"

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>>nusois call this bronze a "gem"

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test

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>I am above the little people and should be made happy every moment

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>supersaging IAS threads

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>>supersaging IAS threads

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>>12596394
Down (am gigachad)

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>>12596403
sharty killing

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>killing the sharty

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>>12596426
>G-Gigachad! Please stop! You don't need to kill the sharty, you can still save it!
<No.
^*explosion*
>NOOOO GIGACHAD!!!!
>WHY!?!?!? WE COULD'VE BEEN FRIENDS!!!!
^Rules are rules nusoi.

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>Y-You don't have to be the villian of this story, Gigachad! I know you're just heckin misunderstood! We could get you a job owning far right, toxicly masculine chuds by saying trans rights!
<using evil powers to destroy the world

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gemthread

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>NO DON-
^…
>There's two of you?
^saving the world from annihilation
<obliterating humanity
^saving the world from annihilation
<obliterating humanity
^saving the world from annihilation
<obliterating humanity

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This will be somebodies life in 20 years from now

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This will be my life 20 years from now

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up

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multidimensional thought provoking thread with several branching off themes

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2021 /qa/ tier thread

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>>12596082 (OP)
gem



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