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 12587295[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>12587375>>12587416>>12587676

I am working on a video detailing a brief overview of why the Sharty exists and proper etiquette when posting on it. In this thread, please post soyjaks, trends, rules, history, or anything else you think is worth mentioning in the video. I need lots of soyjaks to make this video, so please dump jaks ITT.
<raisinit space
Here is what I have so far:
>"The internet is a vast, incredibly diverse place. Offering us an infinite scrawl of information, entertainment, and activities, one could certainly get lost in its immensity and wind up in an obscure, oft forgotten corner of it. And somewhere, beyond the polished, well oiled algorithms offered to you by Google and Meta, there exists a stranger, older tradition… the anonymous imageboard."
>"One such place is Soyjak Party — or as its users affectionately call it, ‘The Sharty.’ To outsiders, it might look juvenile, bigoted, or even incomprehensible. But beneath the surface lies a culture with its own rules, own traditions, and its own humor, completely unique from what most internet users will ever experience.
>"In this video, we’ll explore what the Sharty really is, why people still gather here in the age of social media, its relevancy to broader internet culture, and most importantly, how to become a truely ‘gemmy’ poster yourself.”

 12587301[Quote]>>12587356

holy CRINGE

 12587303[Quote]>>12587331

are you going to upload it to jewtube?

 12587314[Quote]>>12587356

quit

 12587320[Quote]>>12587335>>12587354

just force them to read the 'ki

 12587331[Quote]>>12587345

>>12587303
that is the plan, although I might not upload myself and may give it to SPVA for muh algorithm.

 12587335[Quote]>>12587356

>>12587320
yea don't pre chew sharty kulchur to newfags

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please post this, this will save the Sharty

 12587341[Quote]

This is so fucking coal nigga just tell them to visit the 'ki

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>>12587331
Don't do it then, there's already enough rapefugees that destroy the soypshere

 12587353[Quote]>>12587371

good bait
but in the chance this is real watch shredded nerds videos for a guide
DONT make a turkey tom style video

 12587354[Quote]>>12587368>>12587372

>>12587320
the 'ki is an excellent source of information, but it does not recruit nuposters extrinsically. what I mean by this is that in order to read the 'ki, new users must already be familiar with what the 'ki is. This project will recruit nu users who may not have even heard of the 'ki or sharty to begin with.

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>>12587335
>>12587314
>>12587301
4cuck is down the hallway and to the left.

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This is so fucking gemmy because no one lurks before posting anymore. Don't listen to the demoralizers

 12587361[Quote]

Hi Dove.

 12587368[Quote]>>12587380

>>12587354
okay but DO NOT give it to SPVA

 12587371[Quote]>>12587417

>>12587353
I want to make a redux of shreddednerd's video. He does an excellent job of detailing the history of 'jaks, but doesn't really talk about the Sharty itself or its posting etiquette.

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>>12587354
if someone can't navigate a wiki then they shouldnt be posting here

 12587375[Quote]>>12587397

>>12587295 (OP)
describe the sharty as retro or as a recreation of wild west internet gem script btw

 12587380[Quote]>>12587385

>>12587368
SPVA is filled with pedophiles

 12587385[Quote]>>12587394

>>12587380
snopes?

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>>12587385
SPVA is british and has anger issues

 12587397[Quote]>>12587420

>>12587375
I don't like the wild west descriptor because that's what chatGPT writes when I ask for script ideas. I will not be using that phrase for that reason, although I will use similar metaphors.

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new users are to be referred to as newGODS

 12587416[Quote]

>>12587295 (OP)
lurk moar nusoicaca

 12587417[Quote]

>>12587371
then do it like that
don't make a sloptube video
basically make a video meant for soyteens but do it in such a way that the right outsiders can at least partially understand an are intrigued
use soyspeak

 12587420[Quote]>>12587474

>>12587397
make a list of top ten scariest sharty mysteries.

 12587439[Quote]>>12587453

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add my giga

 12587451[Quote]>>12587457

I really don't want anyone to bring nusois to my cool secret club website, but if i can't convince you, then at least use as much soyspeak as possible so offsiters won't understand anything from the video

 12587453[Quote]>>12587462>>12587511

>>12587439
Don't do this, but you should indeed talk about basic stuff like gigas, pepes, and oppositefagging.

 12587457[Quote]>>12587473>>12587524

>>12587451
Oldfag worship is coal.

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>>12587457
I'm not worshipping anyone, i just don't want nufags to ruin 'arty

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>>12587420
top 10 scariest sharty mysteries:
10. quote is a pooner
9. 9a0c is a pooner
8. mustard is a pooner
7. froot is a pooner
6. doll is a pooner
5. mist is a pooner
4. limeade is a pooner
3. kuz was a pooner (RIP)
2. soot was a pooner
1. all users are pooners

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>>12587474
you forgot to mention about every admin being soot

 12587489[Quote]>>12587501

>>12587474
I somewhat believe that 9a0c has dissociative identity disorder irl which explains why does this nigga create alter egos every 3 microseconds

 12587501[Quote]

>>12587489
He just has assburgers

 12587511[Quote]>>12587528>>12587604

>>12587453
that's the plan, just a simple overview of the sites functions, posting styles, etc. I am not interested in discussing namefag drama or diving too deep into admin drama/site history. The main points I want people to take away from the video are what context different jaks are used in, what arrows mean and how to use them, how to not fall for bad bait, and how to avoid getting banned.

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Soytan 'O matters

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>>12587511
You're just going to tell 'em how to use imageboards overall, not just 'arty

 12587542[Quote]

let them know to not take the site too seriously so they stop treating real life people who use imageboards like theyre in one of their hecking animes

 12587552[Quote]>>12587561

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You should mention that we bash gooners and never allowed anything 'P-ish

 12587556[Quote]>>12587580>>12587687

say cobson is self insert coal and only should be used as spadeson or those strong trad liberals support trans rights or something

 12587561[Quote]

>>12587552
gooners are soyboys

 12587563[Quote]

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>say cobson is self insert coal and only should be used as spadeson or those strong trad liberals support trans rights or something

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>>12587556
unjokingly ive seen more soyquoting with cobson offsite than i have on the site

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EXPLICITLY SAY THAT SOYTAN WNBAG

 12587604[Quote]

>>12587511
sharty is a very unique place
you need to make the video for the right audience
even other 'edgy' spaces like 4cuck and the farms don't understand us
i came from the farms an read the 'ki for quite a while before i understood what the fuck was going on

 12587612[Quote]>>12587644

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say that the sharty is neither left wing or right wing
and that the sharty is meant for mocking soyboys like how mulletjak is supposed make fun of the average tiktok user over the age of 25 and feraljak is supposed to mock people who bow down and follow everything on da noos

 12587627[Quote]>>12587640>>12587647

>>12587596
shut the fuck up nate self inserting nufaggot

 12587638[Quote]

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>>say cobson is self insert coal and only should be used as spadeson or those strong trad liberals support trans rights or something

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>>12587627
WHAT IS THIS NAMEROLL GEEEEG im trans btw

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>>12587612
that isnt to say a majority of the user-base isnt right wing doe, the sharty as a concept isnt rw but obviously chuds make up most of the sites userbase

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>>12587627
xhe's right doe

 12587655[Quote]

>>12587640
namerald

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>>12587640
>im trans btw

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>>12587295 (OP)
Idgaf if it's bait or not, DO NOT do it. The less (((they))) know about us, the better. Look at what happened to 'cuck, after the mainstream finally acknowledged them as a whole.

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>>12587676
Exactly

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 12587688[Quote]>>12587704

>>12587676
No arrow

 12587692[Quote]>>12587756

As an internet user, you’ve most likely heard tales of 4chan, or perhaps even lurked it yourself. One of the most notorious sites on the internet, 4chan is often the website people think of when they hear “anonymous imageboard.” Although 4chan was not the first imageboard to appear on the web, our story today starts on 4chan, with a little board known as /qa/, or “kway” for short.

An imageboard usually contains multiple boards, often correlating with different interests. For example, 4chan’s /a/ is used for discussing anime, while /v/ is used for discussing video games. However, the board we are interested in today is kway, labelled 4chan’s questions and answers board. This board was designed to allow dialogue between site administration and its userbase, but eventually died out, leaving a vacuum of posts in a largely unmoderated section of the site. This would become a refuge for posters who had been banned off other boards, becoming somewhat of a watershed for topics that didn’t pertain to any specific board.

Posters flooded kway with their own personal interests, resulting in the proliferation of many niche interests, such as Ongezellig. Above all else, one form of posting triumphed: the Soyjak.

Here is my short detailing of the sharty's origin. let me know if anything needs to be changed or included

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>>12587640
frogsissy…

 12587699[Quote]

Allow me to describe this thread.

For 100 million years, at the bottom of the deepest dustiest abyss, deep in a sea of tar stretched beyond the horizon, the blackest magma rock brimstone smoulders. As it stirs, awakes from its slumber and raises its hideous countenance, the whole 'arty trembles in fear and hopelessness, knowing that it only hungers for the dreams of innocent gem appreciators. Clawing its way out of this mine of despair, the tar-scorched, lifeless rock face exhales storm clouds of sulphurous smoke and ash that herald its arrival on the surface. It encompasses the entire world with its suffocating darkness, not even the light of a thousand suns can pierce it. The hope of any gem ever being posted again is lost, the light of the world extinguished under its bottomless shroud of scoria.

 12587704[Quote]>>12587720

>>12587688
yeah I look like this, congrats retard

 12587708[Quote]

>>12587640
Good to know tranny

 12587720[Quote]

>>12587704
Hey that's not nice. Please shut the fuck up before the 'aping.

 12587722[Quote]>>12587734>>12587815

>>12587676
3 mass shooters have already used and posted about the sharty (((they))) know plenty about us

 12587734[Quote]

>>12587722
theres 3? i thought it was just that self hating nigger

 12587756[Quote]>>12587778

>>12587692
how long do you plan the video to be?

 12587778[Quote]>>12587793>>12587813

>>12587756
no length goal, im going to give a short historical introduction and prime the viewer before recording myself making a few posts on the sharty

 12587793[Quote]

>>12587778
hey op fuck off dont make a video about our soyjak site thats all it is

 12587813[Quote]

>>12587778
brevity is the soul of wit

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>>12587722
not enough for normies and troons to stop mistaking us for "the haxx0r known as 4chin" or something, besides, one of the shooters was a nigger, (((they))) CERTAINLY ain't reporting on that one

 12587889[Quote]>>12587926>>12587964>>12587978

ORIGINS

As an internet user, you’ve most likely heard tales of 4chan, or perhaps even lurked it yourself. One of the most notorious sites on the internet, 4chan is often the website people think of when they hear “anonymous imageboard.” Although 4chan was not the first imageboard to appear on the web, our story today starts on 4chan, with a little board known as /qa/, or “kway” for short.

An imageboard usually contains multiple boards, often correlating with different interests. For example, 4chan’s /a/ is used for discussing anime, while /v/ is used for discussing video games. However, the board we are interested in today is kway, labelled 4chan’s questions and answers board. This board was designed to allow dialogue between site administration and its userbase, but eventually died out, leaving a vacuum of posts in a largely unmoderated section of the site. This would become a refuge for posters who had been banned off other boards, becoming somewhat of a watershed for topics that didn’t pertain to any specific board.

Posters flooded kway with their own personal interests, resulting in the proliferation of many niche interests, such as Ongezellig or sneedposting. Above all else, one form of posting triumphed: the Soyjak.

The soyjak was created to mock those labelled as “soyboys,” adult men obsessed with consumerism, specifically in regard to Nintendo and Marvel, and their habits. Many laughs were had during this time, but the moderation staff of 4chan saw the state of kway as untenable. On November 3rd, 2021, kway was locked by 4chan’s administration, no longer allowing posts on the board. Due to this, a refugee crisis was created, as soyjakkers began searching for a new home.

This home would be found in the Soyjak Party, a website created shortly after the nuking of kway. The Sharty has a long and tenuous history, but we will save that discussion for another day. Today, we will be learning how to use the Sharty, and how to post like a REAL soyteen!

Here's all the history I will be going into. Next I will open the site and give a basic rundown of the top bar and homepage, before reviewing the rules of the site. Then I will open /soy/ and make my first post.

 12587926[Quote]>>12587963

>>12587889
der sharty was created almost a year before kway was nuked doe

 12587963[Quote]

>>12587926
This home would be found in the Soyjak Party, a website created about a year before the nuking of kway. The Sharty has a long and tenuous history, but we will save that discussion for another day. Today, we will be learning how to use the Sharty, and how to post like a REAL soyteen!

fixed

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 12587973[Quote]

s

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>>12587889
use a text to speech for narration and play footage of ai gigas.

 12588004[Quote]

I think it's worth mentioning that furries WABAG

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Should I redo this and script it or keep it unscripted like this?

 12588309[Quote]

rule number one of the sharty is to give Noelle Holiday lots of cuddles and headpats

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>>12588271
please give me feedback on this

 12588573[Quote]>>12588702

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explaining site rules

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>>12588573
nice voice wholesomeheart

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I was trying to explain how to use the catalog and got baited

 12588821[Quote]>>12591422

>>12588271
>explaining imageboards to old boomers

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>>12588271
I would prefer scripted. the flow makes it feel like I'm watching a tech tutorial(which I'd le bad or something)

 12589244[Quote]

>A Beginner's Guide to the Sharty
kill yourself we dont need more nusois

 12589350[Quote]

bump for more nusoiBVLLS

 12591422[Quote]

>>12588821
bumping back up.



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