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Due to a science experiment made to btfo the hecking chuds that involved Sproke and Soylent had gone wrong, you had accidentally shrank yourself into a size of a germ cell.
To make this matter worse, you decided to do this experiment in the bathroom of your local coffee shop, as you decided to support local businesses.
Specifically, you chugged the Soylent and Sproke on top of the toilet seat.
The air is thick with a strange green wind, the once microscopic shit and piss stains on the bowl have become your size. Opening your eyes for too long is painful, as the strange substance in the "air" of the toilet bowl stings your eyes.
You feel tempted to lie down and have someone unknowingly kill you, either by closing the toilet seat, sitting on you, or wiping you off while cleaning the toilet seat. But you strengthen your resolve anyhow, as your fellow science believer Soytan is in this very same diner, and you VVILL marry her in a pretty reddit approved science themed wedding before you die and your body returns to space dust. To do that however, you will need to grow back to normal size. You do remember some sproke and soylent dropping to the floor of the bathroom as you drank from the two bottles at once, but the gap from the toilet bowl to the bottom of the restroom is so unimaginably large due to your small size, that even going a quarter way down would be a feat.
What do you do?
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▶ №12541586[Quote]>>12541591
big lez from the big lez show appears and rapes you
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Can a single cell organism goon to miss circle?
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>>12541611Despite being a firm believer in socialism, you think of those BAD communists who destroy government property (le bad) and act unruly in the streets, (also le bad) ruining the hustle and bustle of Goyslopville. You look around you, ready to fight a horseshoe extremist commienazi to punch, but there are none. You are now significantly angrier now doe.
What do you do? though
▶ №12541647[Quote]>>12541655
>>12541644rape any woman I see
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>>12541644suddenly big lez appears
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>>12541647he wouldn't do this rape is le bad, actually
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>>12541644you meet big lez who is also the size of a germ for some reason im trans btw
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>>12541667kys big lez cuckold
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>>12541676why? what's wrong with big lez?
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kill yourself
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>>12541644big lez appears and punches gapejak
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>>12541686You shit violently and angrily.
Unfortunately, there is nothing here to wipe with, so you put your pants on in shame.
As you sorrowfully put your pants on, you notice something approaching you from the right. What do you do?
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>>12541717shit yourself again harder this time
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>>12541717pretend to be dead
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>>12541720>>12541718You violently shit your pants in fear of the thing approaching, and decide that pretending to be dead is your best course of action.
As you lie down, a frog bacteria approaches.
Despite not having vocal cords, it's voice beckons:
>oh nononono nucellcacas die with shitted pants>keeeeeeeeek what is thisWhat is your next move? and oreos
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bymp
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>>12541970As it rambles on about nucellcacas, shutting it down, and calling you a dead pissbaby, you slowly angle your body towards it, and when it opens its mouth to laugh, you shart right in it.
>nucellcacas.. i…It seems stunned by this action. You believe that if you make an action now, it will not be able to respond.
What is your next move?
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▶ №12542102[Quote]>>12542143
>>12542040run away from it and fid your way to the surface
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>>12542083>>12542063>>12542102While it is stunned, you push it aside and run where it came from as fast as you can. You hear its laughs and shouts from what seems like miles (but is probably millimeters) from you. It's slightly faster than you, but you had quite a head start.
Unfortunately, you run into a massive wall of microshit, probadly millimeters in size. You hear it catching up behind you, but you have time to strategize before it gets to you. What do you do?
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>>12542143go on r/askreddit and ask what to do
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>>12542159Despite being unimaginably small, your goyphone 2693459 in your pocket somehow still works.
You go to r/askreddit and make a post there.
>Title: [serious] what do you do when you've been shrunk to the size of a germ and are being chased by a bacteria who has the face of a frog and is constantly laughing at you?>Body: Serious answers only please. Urgent.Within 5 minutes your post is removed for being a joke post, and you are permanently banned from r/askreddit for being satirical.
The frogbacteria has reached you. It's teeth has remnants of the shit you threw at it earlier, seemingly, it ate it.
<OH NONONONONONONOONON NUCELLCACAS ARE USING REDDIT KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK<MY SIDES… NUCELLCACAS WHAT IS THISWhat do you do?
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>>12542273Urinate all over the frog
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>>12542273Just jump in the direction of your sproke can (if you're that small then gravity doesn't pull you much, like an ant, so you will just lowkey fly). Frogniggers wouldn't be able to chase you in the air.
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REDDIT THREAD and oreos
▶ №12542398[Quote]>>12542472
>>12542365defacate and urinate on it
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>>12542365start pissing in its mouth and the estrogen in his pee is so strong it turns the frog gay and he starts sucking himself off and becomes an ouroboros
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>>12542365Perform phagocytosis on frogniggercell
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>>12542409>>12542405>>12542398Like a scared skunk, you begin pissing at the predator in order to deter it.
The frogbacteria is dying from laughter.
> OHNONONONO drink NUCELLCACAS drink PISS WHEN THEY drink ARE SCARED You haven't heard him exhale or inhale for a bit. His face is peach red.
What do you do?
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>>12542472Chug down sproke and mega piss into his mouth
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>>12542492Unfortunately, the sproke can is 100000x your size, and is currently at the bottom of the bathroom floor.
You can not reach it.
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>>12542472Go to r/lies and post a photo of yourself pissing in bacteria's mouth with caption "Why did the frog-faced bacteria hit the bar? It heard they were serving piss on the rocks!" and get thrembillion updoots, how could you tell?
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>>12542472run away and hope a bigger creature eats the frog
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begin twerking to see if the frog is gay yet
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>>12542515>>12542497>>12542492You continue pissing into the frog's mouth, posting an image of it to r/jokes with that caption, which gets you 3 updoots and 1 comment complaining aabout it not being marked NSFW. You begin running out of urine to piss out, but just before you do, the frog chokes out these last few words.
>OH hng !!NONONON-!! HNG NUCELLS hng what is !!this..!! hng==It flops to the floor dead.
You still have to somehow get rid of that pile of dung, or perhaps find a way around it.
What is your next move?
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>>12542621swim through it into the pooverse
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>>12542621get to the surface somehow
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>>12542641surface of what nigga you are the size of a germ on a toilet bowl
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>>12542621Use frogsissies mouth as a drill and dig through shitpile
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Have the aids virus infect the frog
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>>12542656>>12542628You grab the deceased frog's head and use it to chow through the poo.
You can almost hear it laughing at you as you do this.
After a while, a small hole is created in the poo wall. Enough for you to crawl through.
What is your next move?
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>>12542730Take one frog tooth with you and go into the hole
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im bored of ts thread negrobump it in 'mutt hours or let the guy who does the other threads take it over
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Hi
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>>12542730go inside or something
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>>12542730crawl through it to the other side
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uo
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bump
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nigger
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continuing ts thread
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>>12542740>>12542884>>12543374With your brave, heroic, intense, soylent and sproke fueled strength, you manage to rip out one tooth from the head of the frogbacteria. You proceed to crawl through the poo wall. At first, everything is going smoothly, except for the fact that you are crawling through shit. But before you know it, the poo wall begins to collapse as you are inside it, causing a massive snowball of shit to chase you. You lose control of your movements, sliding on the shit as the hole behind you closes, quickly. You hold on to your frogtooth and your Goyphone for dear life. Halfway through, you pass out, due to having a realistic panic attack from the stress.
When you wake up, you are on a much cleaner side of the toilet bowl, except for one thing.
There seems to be a sperm cell in front of you.
Luckily, it doesn't look like it noticed you yet. You don't want to think about what it would do to you if it realizes you're there.
What is your next move?
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>>12547912soyteens are participating in their "soyvil war 5 (literal nothingburger)" instead of this gemmy adventure thread. geg!
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>>12541568 (OP)do a super mario nintendo soy jump attack on him
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>>12548050Just like in your hecking ninentendo video games, you lunge in the air and punch him in his face.
You fall back to the ground gracefully, leaving a mild bruise on his face. What a hero.
Despite getting grievously wounded, the sperm cell looks unfazed.
Before you can accept it's surrender, it starts charging at you at full force.
What do you do?
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>>12548139cum a bigger sperm cell
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>>12548139Throw raisin at it
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>>12548139take off your mask and stretch it in a way that makes it so it catches the sperm cell and slingshots it backwards
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>>12548173As the massive sperm cell approaches, you reach into your pants and start furiously gooning. The world slows down. The distance between you and the massive sperm cell looks like it lasts for infinity. Each stroke the massive sperm cell comes noticably closer, but you ignore it. You feel the power in your 3 inch pecker. Before even 2 miliseconds have passed, you've already came.
Out from your pecker launches a tiny splotch of cum, but it's just enough for the massive sperm cell to notice.
It changes focus from you to to your splotch of cum, and rams into the toilet bowl so hard it breaks through, and cracks start forming. The shockwave nearly knocks you off your feat.
You notice water is starting to flow through the cracks. If you don't act fast, the entire thing (10 milimeters) will collapse, and send you falling to your doom.
What do you do?
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>>12548279GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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>>12548279use my 3 inch pecker which is massively larger than my body to navigate away from the hole
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>>12548307ev&oe the 3 inch pecker has shrunken to your size as well, you simply named it the 3 inch pecker because that was the last time you measured it
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>>12548308
you outta cum nigga you just came
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>>12548279look inside the hole and try to get a light source to see through it better
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>>12548322>>12548326Looking for your beloved cum stain inside the hole, you peer down.
Unfortunately, the place where you were standing cracks apart, and you fall endlessly into the abyss.
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>>12548363had to go award o algo
▶ №12548371[Quote]>>12554095
night night niggers im going to sleep now someone negrobump this thread in 8 hours
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Someone continue ts thread and oreos
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>>12548386
IT'S BEEN 1 MINUTE YOU LAZY FUCK WHERE IS THE NEXT PANEL
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upperald
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bump
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>>12548403
>26 minutes ago
dyslexic award
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JANNIES LOOP TS THREAD though
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>>12548789this Ohio blue need to sleep! Even someone as ohio as me doesn't do that
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h
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>>12548403
>39 minutes ago
it's never happening im trans btw
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someone negrobump this thread so the aryan who'd said he'd hijack it actually hijacks it
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thread not hijacked award
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>>12548363shit a mountain
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>>12548363you realize youre at the bottom of the ocean and try to swim up
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>>12550281we need to wait a few hours for op or wait for someone to hijack it
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>>12548371it's been 7 hours. op wake up soon
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op here you niggers actually negrobumped the thread until i woke up thanks niggas
making the panel right now
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>>12555804i lied btw ifa that matters
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SOMEONE HIJAK TS RAISIN
