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 6569StickyLocked[Reply]



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 15674[Reply]

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 16085>>16086

>Le fast man
Gay larp. You collect image macros and fantasize about a life you'll never have, and even the fantasy is pathetic

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>>16085
kill yourself

 16087

>>16086
>Trooncase
You will kys first.

 16193

bump

 16201

I didn’t see a single dildo or butt plug. Very disappointing.

 16228

This thread is the stuff of legends, I hope it never dies.



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 16022[Reply]

Hey, I was looking for a place where I can discus and chat with other hackers. I don't care if it's on IRC, darkweb forum or clearweb forum. Can you share some?
I don't care if it's black, white, gray hat hackers, I just want to learn and understand better now and trying to do pen testing as a full time job.


Please don't include hackforums because it filled with pajeet trying to get some credits. No telegram groups too. SimpleX groups are fine tho

 16023>>16025

you already pay for your tools so youll pay for access to the good forums exploit.in and xss.is thrn youll pay for the exploits.
simple as.

 16025

>>16023

What tools? I don't want to pay for tools tbh. I can code so I think I can just make the tools I need for a hack on the fly. XSS.is and Exploit.in are good forums but I can read russian and you can get free access to them if you prove you're skilled enough =

 16227

Skid



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 16162[Reply]

why cant the top tech companies afford whites?

 16169

What makes you think they can't afford them? Money is probably one of the last things they consider when hiring pajeets instead of whites (the top companies, at least). They do it to virtue signal and nepotize.

 16172

will xhei hire mi if im disabled

 16175

because whites are too busy getting psyoped by da joooz and killing themselves while 'jeets get mass imported

 16226

pajeets = profit



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 15568[Reply]>>15884>>16178

how do techbros feel about The Online Safety Act

 15882

I hope every single site bans UK so other countries learn not to do that

 15884>>16179

>>15568 (OP)
Good because anyone -18 is a fag

 16178

>>15568 (OP)
It's basically adding KYC to every thing online. The west is trying to track everything we do online and give people social credit. The west is connected to all countries that aren't Asian btw. The UK is a boiler plate for the new rules.

It won't even protect children, it will make children go to the darkweb where they can buy drugs, get groomed easier, and gooners will stumble upon more child porn as those sites don't have to follow laws. It just takes some influencer to spill the beans on the DW. Look at pewdiepie, now normies want to use Arch Linux. Though Pewdiepie is aryan.

 16179


 16225

Push out the normies, Restrict the retards overall Win for me



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 16224[Reply]

Is the new 'GPT 5 good? Will it help me (((vibecode))) better? Is it over for programmer bros for real this time?

They showed some simple demos on the presentation, but I doubt it will work well on a large code base. Aldoebeit it seems to be better than Claude 4 Sonnet.

pic unrelated


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 16221[Reply]

>Installing Microsoft Copilot on Ubuntu using Snap

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 15974[Reply]

Why do you still use windows?
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 16170

>>16161
> Saar! Proprietary spyware are is gooder than the freedom software becase it is trans rights ya kuch aurr! I goon to Microsoft sponsored 'p!

 16180

>>16161
dont they have a online version of figma
photopea better alternitive but its on the web
i dont about premiere pro though but why are you kiked software anyways unless you have a job photo editing or something

 16188

>>16161
Isn't the alternative to premiere da vinci? And while gimp might not replace photoshop, Krita + Gimp + darkroom get you pretty far.

 16194

gImp can do the same thIngs photoshop can just wIth a couple extra steps because It doesn't do anythIng for you just lIke photoshop does

 16200

Just about any software you want to run works on Windows. An operating system is a tool, like a hammer. I shouldn't need to tinker with a hammer for 78 hours before I can actually use it when all I want to do is use the hammer. Unfortunately, the Pajeets at Microsoft forgot that an operating system is a tool a long time ago, and think it's some kind of lifestyle.

 16220

Because troonixfags can't figure out a fucking nvidia card.



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 15925[Reply]>>16016

What's actually the best desktop computer aspect ratio?

>16:9 isn't good for programming, writing documents, any sort of productivity, or browsing


>4:3 and 5:4 monitors are all pretty old, you don't get a lot of space for multitasking and their resolutions are on the edge between usable and not (they are so good for browsing though)


>21:9 is good only if you're really into movies (and it works great on a phone because it means less width for a given screen diagonal + most content is vertical, but I'm asking about computer use)
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 15938

Start vertical monitor-maxxing.

 15971

5:4 would be king if they made high resolution monitors still. So I guess it goes to 3:2 by default for being the most modern, tallest ratio, and second place to 16:10.

 16016

>>15925 (OP)
4:3 because majority of camera sensor are 4:3

 16191

16:9 because it's a good compromise for all use cases. Your display is too small/you sit too far away if this is a problem for you. As resolutions increase, arguments against this completely fall apart.

 16217

3:2

 16219

14:88



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 16017[Reply]

How possible it is to make a modern looking 'site without JS? I aim for a landing page, a carousel with GIFs, Screenshots, about page, shit like that. Preferably make it nicely animated and responsive. I know about CSS checkbox hacks and shit doe, but what else?
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 16174>>16196

hey op look at this
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/105946460
id recommend to look /g/ on 4chan sometimes despite ai porn tutorials you might learn something

 16196

>>16174
Even doe I blocked 4cuck due to the porn

 16197


 16198

>>16146
to render the tIme you can have a self refreshIng Iframe that sends a request to a url that shows the tIme, albeIt thats pollIng

 16199

>modern lookIng 'sIte
Don't constraIn yourself to sanItIzed marketable kIkeshIt, use MIcrosoft Frontpage lIke a real man

 16218

Read https://hypermedia.systems to see that using JS isn't necessary almost ever. Some other "lost arts" to check out are PHP, JSP and Thymeleaf.



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 16206[Reply]

Hey uhh so im in a webdev thing for 2 years and so far it's been fine I mostly got scared bc the laptops they gave us had troonix(forgot the distro) but for everything else it was fine since I already knew the basic shit like variables and stuff but now I'm doing projects and I feel like am failing like I took me a 5 day to finish a php image uploader page mind you there is a diploma for this course tbf i only want to get good a programing so I can make a fangame and get a job
Should I keep going ?

 16207

bro ur cooked if you dont know how to ask gpt you couldve made it in seconds. youre a fucking retard and should kill yourself

 16209

>Hey uhh so im in a webdev thing for 2 years
>i only want to get good a programing so I can make a fangame and get a job
nobody tell this nigga the current state of the industry 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

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>bro ur cooked if you dont know how to ask gpt you couldve made it in seconds. youre a fucking retard and should kill yourself

 16214

learn webdev to datamine niggers on tiktok

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>learning webdev to datamine niggers on tiktok

 16216

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>learning webdev to datamine niggers on tiktok



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 16208[Reply]

I'm tech illiterate.

 16213

me too bro



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 16111[Reply]>>16139>>16212

post your desktop nusois
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>>16130
>'cord
jcacas…

 16134

>>16129
look uses artix now doe
>>16128
i use gentoo w/o soystemd albeit

 16135

>>16130
>cord

 16139>>16153


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>>16139
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGG

 16212

>>16111 (OP)
can you shill me this awesome wm? gnome is deprecating x11 and I have to switch so I can use my computer with my nvidia gpu and I wanna try a tiling wm for x11.



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 15131[Reply]>>thread_15131

rate my setup /soy/

 15318

up

 16012

> I AM THE COMPUTER
or
> I AM THE ONE WHO COMPUTES

 16202

>>15131 (OP)
Lain?



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 15835[Reply]

where can i learn python techGODs?
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 15867

>>15854
>t. jeet that cant comprehend low level syntax

 15872>>thread_15835

>>15847
Do this OP

 15876>>thread_15835

>>15872
looks confusing asfuck
im not going to touch it nigga

 16104>>thread_15835

w3schools.com is pretty keyed, it's where I got most of my info when I was learning it as a caca.

 16184

>>16104
oh geg i learned html and css on there

 16195

>>15876
>looks confusIng asfuck
Why are chuddIes so Incompetent?



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 14658[Reply]

javascript was the worst thing to ever happen for the web.
>spawned billions of methods to 'mine and 'ck users
>you can use it to identify users even with different ips (if i name what this process is called, the (((system))) will automatically ban me)
>spawned bloated garbage like react, vue.js and etc (all useless and is overcomplicating everything)
>you cant disable it or most websites like this one will refuse to work or limit what you can do
most of js's usecases can literally be replaced with css hacks (see: css checkbox hack, css animations and etc), you can still literally do so much with nojs and make up for its limitations by SSE. If you ever want live updating stuff you can just use a self refreshing iframe for that. I once made a nojs imageboard engine for the usecase of TOR but never showcased it because (((they))) will be interested in it, and you can literally recreate most js features in nojs. nojs won, jscucks lost
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 15848

bumo

 15977

bumo

 16105>>thread_14658

'script lost

 16181>>thread_14658

>>16105
its the only option though unless you wanna use webassembely

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>webassembely

 16187

>>16181
most html AND css features can replace most of your js usecases (unless your datamining or making a web game)



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 14072[Reply][Last 50 Posts][1][2][3]

What does your desktop look like?
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I have squirreljak lol

 16043

>>15963
im switching to linux soon i still need windows to finish something that i doesnt work as good in linux

 16049

>>15963
using linux is cool, hackery and shiet

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i cant afford a mac

 16183

>>16050
mac is shit anyway why would you wanna use it

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 13625[Reply]

bloat isn't always a bad thing. its not always bad in software design when something is beefy or bulky
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 13994

NEVER GOON

 16094

BBL's are bloat

 16101

kys gooner

 16109

Goonerslop go down

 16110

never geoon….

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>bloat isn't always a bad thing. its not always bad in software design when something is beefy or bulky



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 16189[Reply]>>thread_16189

just got a ipod

 16190>>thread_16189

Congrats
Can it work without 'tunes? Just put mp3 files there?

 16192

>>16190
i downloaded foobar2k just to convert my .flac files to m4a
and unfortunately i had to use tune'

 16203

>>16189 (OP)
watch out for the black spot of death

 16204

sony walkman won btw

 16205

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>sony walkman won btw

 16210

>>16189 (OP)
fell for the reddit meme award



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 15888[Reply]

I hate Microsoft. Can you believe you need an update for a stinkin' clock? And dont get me started on TEAMS.

 15889

why does mucrosoft sandbox come with notepad?
is notepad a killer feature now that it has copilot?

 15910>>thread_15888

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Niggoyraisin has never made anything good. Fight me.

 16010>>thread_15888

>>15910
the first halo was aryan

 16177

>>16010
Halo was good in spite of Microsoft, not because of them. Why do you think the series went to shit after 343 (studio made by Microsoft) took over?



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 16163[Reply]>>thread_16163

should we invest billions of dollars into teaching black kids to code?

 16164

posted multiple threads award

 16166

yes

 16167

>>16163 (OP)
yes but it has to be javascript

 16168>>thread_16163

>>16163 (OP)
yes but it has to be rust

 16171>>thread_16163

>>16168
This. We introduce the black community to rust so they get infected with the tranny virus and their community is weakened. Therefore helping whites

 16176

>>16171
rust's syntax was specifically designed around the african brain's affinity to click languages so this should work



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 16142[Reply]

I don't have a phone but I need one now. I'll save you the rnca blog post about why. I want one with:
- headphone 'jak
- replaceable battery
- sd card slot
- under $200
- semi recent version of android(or maybe troonix if it actually works and isn't a meme)

 16149>>thread_16142

your literally looking for a linux phone. Most Android brands don't have replaceable batteyr from what I know. Buy a pinephone as (((Librem))) is brimstone o algo

 16150

>>16149
do you have any experience with the pinephone? does it work well with american cellular networks? I want something that works and the pinephone clearly markets itself as in development.

 16151

Just buy a crappy vivid o algo

 16173

buy a fucking redmi xiaomi and slap lineageos on that bitch to avoid the shitware that comes with it



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 16088[Reply]

Thoughts on the KEEBMONKEY WOBKEY mechanical keyboard?
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 16108

>>16089
op here, i wasn't looking for actual thoughts on the keyboard
just make fun of the name and coloration or whatever
you VILL consoom the WOBKEY, KEEBMONKEY golem slave

 16140>>thread_16088

I was at microcenter with my gf yesterday so she could buy a case for her new iphone. There were a bunch of nerds there looking at mechanical keyboards. My gf thought that was so funny lol.

I lied though, I wasn't with my gf I was with my mom.

Also does anyone know if they still make keyboards with built in usb hubs? I asked the guy at microcenter but he didn't know.

 16154

>>16140
god i hate you people this is what you deserve

 16155

>>16140
>I lied though, I wasn't with my gf I was with my mom.
weird ass nigga 💀

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>>16140
Did you two french kiss after this?

 16158

Idk it looks cool but it's really expensive I'm sure you could build something really similar for like half the price



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 16148[Reply]

Discuss this technology.

 16157

Korean spyware



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 15773

Yeah she goes up again

 15777

negated

 15779

erm, no

 15782


super negated

 15968

upony

 16132

Upony



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 15987[Reply]>>thread_15987

is a circumcision table technology?

 16031>>thread_15987

>>15987 (OP)
why is there mustard on the table

 16032

>>16031
iodine stains probably

 16046

MUSTARRRRRRRRRRRRR

 16102

>>15987 (OP)
Circumcised faggots aren't far off from being trannies.

 16103

If metal is used then many people see metal tools as complicated, just like technology



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