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 1StickyLocked[Reply]

Welcome to >>>/news/.

/news/ is a board where you can share any kind of news and have it featured after being approved by a moderator.

Please make sure your subject field is filled in, as that is what will be displayed, as well as having a relevant image.

Topics are unrestricted and can be anything from global news or just soysphere news, as long as it is notable.

Posts should be well substantiated/verifiable. An archive will do fine.

 1653

Threads MUST have the subject field filled in or they won't be put on the news.



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 11610[Reply]

'Sir, why are you on the roof?' a reporter yelled to the president. 'Mr. President, what are you doing up there?' another journalist asked.

Trump gave his trademark fist pump.

'Taking a little walk,' he replied.

 11632>>11664

"FUCK NIGGERS"he replIed.

 11664

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>>11632
HE'S GONNA' RESUSCITATE THE CONFEDERACY

 11686

long way down

 11694

nothingburger



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 8464[Reply]>>8961

Viral YouTube series Skibidi Toilet has gone from meme to Hollywood dream, with Transformers director Michael Bay set to direct the film adaptation of the internet phenomenon.

The film is being developed by Invisible Narratives, the company founded by the former head of Paramount Pictures, Adam Goodman, who reckons that the Skibidi Toilet franchise could rival “the Marvel universe.”

The viral series has proved wildly popular with Gen Alpha but controversial with parents—each episode features grotesque images of heads poking out of stained toilet bowls, engaged in a fierce battle with mechanical men made of media equipment, such as speakers, televisions and cameras.

The Skibidi Toilet film has attracted top talent, with three-time Academy Award-winning VFX supervisor Rob Legato (Titanic, Avatar, The Jungle Book) joining the production along with Academy Award-nominated production designer Jeffrey Beecroft (12 Monkeys, Transformers).

While other internet memes (such as Italian Brainrot) are beginning to rival the popularity of Skibidi Toilet, on YouTube, the series is still going strong, each new episode drawing tens of millions of views.

According to a press release from Invisible Narratives, the Skibidi Toilet franchise collectively boasts over 35 billion views.
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>>8495
I don't see the problem, chud? This is gonna be pvre brainrotkino.

 8949


 8950


 8961

>>8464 (OP)
Imagine if Skibidi Toilet ends up raping the tranny Zelda movie at the box office, Minecrap basically showed that an extended raisinty youtube video parody can score big.

 10654

Will skibiddi biden make a cameo?

 11693

DO THIS



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 11692[Reply]

Earlier this week, the renowned kike shill and DJ DJ Racemixing performed at the Intwari stadium, Burundi, in front of a sold out crowd of people of colour(Jews count), with guest from Mexico, Bolivia, India, Iraq and Somalia all attending the concert. All Proceeds were donated to the bank of Israel and the charity "black queer women Lesotho". Jartycucks worldwide hailed the concert as a "groundbrapping step towards total racial equality". Interest rates in Burundi were cut by .027% that week.


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 11617[Reply]

As the world marks the 80th anniversary of the first use of a nuclear weapon, on the Japanese city of Hiroshima near the end of World War II, the planet is closer to seeing them used again than it has been in decades, experts and survivors are warning.

At the Hiroshima Peace Memorial Park on Wednesday morning, dignitaries and the dwindling number of survivors were set to commemorate the moment a US B-29 bomber dropped the atomic weapon known as “Little Boy” on August 6, 1945. Three days later, the nearby city of Nagasaki was destroyed by a second US atomic bomb.

More than 110,000 were killed instantly in the attacks, while hundreds of thousands more perished from injuries and radiation-related illness over the years.

To this day they remain the only times that nuclear weapons have been used in warfare. And yet these weapons continue to present a very present-day threat.
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 11679

Amerimutts stay winning

 11680

Barefoot Gen made people know about Hiroshima more tbh

 11683

>>11649
The only "pro white" decision the jews ever made

 11688>>11691

kill EVERY amerimutt

 11690

3rd times the charm FUCKING NIGGERGOOKS USA USA COBBLESS MURICA OR SOMETHING

 11691

>>11688
JEWISH KIKE DETECTED KILL EVERY KIKE



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 11606[Reply]>>11687

>According to the Online Safety Act (OSA), social media sites and search engines are required to prevent minors from accessing content deemed “harmful”—which has an extremely broad definition. It includes not only pornography, but also violent and hateful content.
>The United Kingdom’s Office of Communications (Ofcom) explains in detail what each category of prohibited content includes. Under the OSA, minors must be prohibited from accessing “[c]ontent which realistically depicts serious violence against a fictional creature.” Such a definition would prohibit minors from accessing many episodes of SpongeBob (if posted to social media), including but not limited to “No Weenies Allowed.”
As most cartoons have violence, you are now not allowed to post western animation cilps or memes online, or view them, without providing your ID
https://www.rstreet.org/commentary/u-k-s-online-safety-act-censors-the-internet-a-preview-of-u-s-proposals/
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 11660

>>11659
Forgot to send award

 11662

nusponge is obsessed with gore jokes doe

 11667

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>>11642
Imagine if a tyrant decides to ban cartoons that overstayed their welcome just because he got fed up.

 11682

>>>11606 (OP)
>fake and gay, it literally says "REALISTICALLY depicts violence". spongebob is a cartoon, it is not realistic.

It's not about realistic violence, its about have It’s not about realistic violence, it’s about having bureaucratic weapons to arrest your political opponents using English common law.
The point is that most people are technically breaking the law by default so its just a case of who does the gov want gone o algo or something though

 11687

>>11606 (OP)
i want to have gay sex fuck

 11689

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>>>11606 (OP)
>i want to have gay sex fuck



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 11624[Reply]

US President Donald Trump says he has ordered two nuclear submarines to "be positioned in the appropriate regions" in response to "highly provocative" comments by former Russian President Dmitry Medvedev.

Trump said he acted "just in case these foolish and inflammatory statements are more than just that. Words are very important, and can often lead to unintended consequences, I hope this will not be one of those instances".

He did not say where the two submarines were being deployed, in keeping with US military protocol.

Medvedev has recently threatened the US in response to Trump's ultimatums to Moscow to agree to a ceasefire in Ukraine or face tough sanctions.

Russia and the US possess the most nuclear arms in the world, and both countries have a fleet of nuclear submarines.

In Friday's post on Truth Social, Trump wrote: "Based on the highly provocative statements of the former president of Russia, Dmitry Medvedev, who is now the deputy chairman of the Security Council of the Russian Federation, I have ordered two nuclear submarines to be positioned in the appropriate regions."
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 11666

>>11635
They're gonna make a new fell for it again meme for every single shit Trump takes aren't they?

 11675

>>11635
It's the same shitty variant

 11676>>11681

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>>11665
>>11635
they should've used this instead

 11681

>>11676
if you showed this to a 2020 /qa/ user they would spontaneously combust

 11684

To my great fans, thanks for cooling me all these years. Never could've survived the summer without you. Heh. Is that not crazy? Think about it this way, I would probably never leave y'all for an AC. Fans have more lulz too. It's a no brainer! Sorry, I would rather have a mental condition that an air conditioner. Too expensive. Really mozhek bismillah. My friends. And my peers. Bye for now. But I will remember you. Really good times had by all. Rahmatollah Al alayh. I have a Star wars fan, a mario fan, and every single combination of pixels in the comprehensible universe on a fan! Is that not tubular? Tell me. You would now. It is inevitably the elephant in the room BRUH. They don't namefag like those nobodies who spam desu on /b/. Is that not apparent? Lol. What even happened to /b/? The fans left. The air conditioner ruled and spammed desu over and over. REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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And yet? Nothing shall occur from this… as the rule states



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 11677[Reply]

today or whatever a FPEGOD just sole Lainchan /hum/ 92702 GET or something I still don't know what GETs are they just special and unique numbers o algo

 11678

should probably link to an archive of it ere
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/qKYl6?wr=true



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 11613[Reply]

After Quote removed jannies' ability to move threads on >>>/soy/ to >>>/qa/, PPH has shot to 900 during Eurohours, (((despite the poster amount remaining relatively similar))), with several cattywipe attempts from furfags and NASposters. One can wonder if a splinter is responsible, or worse.
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 11627

banning /nate/ caused this

 11628

Test

 11629

>>11626
Tsm t

 11647

my clItty Is fuckIng pourIng rIght now I'm so mad

 11653

ev&doe thIs never happened

 11674

qoot is antiteen
qoot is admin 6
qoot's real identity is kamala harris



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 11669[Reply]

See for yourself

7jsps7MCNmPUuxccCHKWyM2995kcWQyJrhJUeiShpump

https://x.com/i/communities/1953157643033264148

 11670


 11673

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One of the biggest on blockchain



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 11527[Reply]

 11530

Concerning.

 11556

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an army veteran huh… i know mein negro when i see xim

 11582

shit nobody cares about: exhibit a

 11585>>11648

>4 deaths
>mass shooting

 11648

>>11585
3 death or over constItute a mass shootIng doe



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 11646[Reply]

thats It


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 11495[Reply]

A 2023 Economist/YouGov poll reported that 7% of Americans overall believe the Holocaust is a myth, with 20% of those aged 18-29 agreeing with this statement.

 11496


 11620

Oy vey



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 11518[Reply]

Just today, the world-renowned Oldsmobile 98 Regency sedan nicknamed the 'Jartycar' was found mangled in a crash at South Africa after colliding with a guardrail trying to avoid a crash with a Toyota Vitz, resulting in 2 out of the 6 people onboard being killed. It's alleged that the car was travelling from Maseru to Cape Town airport (probably to go to Baku)

 11535>>thread_11518

did the fnf pedo was among the deceased?

 11543

>>11535
Yes, He initially survived, but he succumbed to his injuries hours later.

 11612

this is nuts



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 11548[Reply]

in recent local sightings, the 700000 GET was stolen from the resident autists.
<
it is suspected that a discord agency known as "gemcord" plotted to steal the GET and successfully stole it with effort
<
a local jartycuck has something to say about the incident. hear their sample below:
>dem motherfucking gem niggers are doing di obsession wit me or sontin. fucking bitch ass motherfucker ashawo bitches tapping mai muthafuckin ongezellig get o algo.
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 11586

>>11584
cobson was solidified on a secondary board doe so YOU are snca

 11590>>thread_11548

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>>11549
>not denying the gemcord anymore
OHNONONO

 11591

>>11571
seething zartycuck

 11598

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>>11590
it was never real nugoogoogagafroglarper

 11607

700000 is your mom's weight /coal/cordcucks

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geg, it's /gem/my!



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 11553[Reply]

The Associated Press has declassified footage from Trump at a so-called ‘ordinary meeting’ that took place in Utah in the late 1980’s. The contents of this recording are shocking and may be too much for some squeamish readers.
WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK!
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 11587

COAL

 11595

the fuck are you guys talking about embedded 'p it's a video

 11596

ahhh yes, news beeing news

 11605

Nigga that's 'p

 11608

feds posting 'p again

 11609

Kys



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 11604[Reply]

Chinese investments in Africa have grown significantly, driven by initiatives like the Belt and Road. In 2024, China committed $51 billion over three years for infrastructure, energy, mining, agriculture, and telecom projects, adding to over $170 billion invested since 2000. These focus on railways, ports, renewable energy, and minerals, targeting countries like Zimbabwe, Ghana, Zambia, and Angola. They create jobs and infrastructure but spark concerns over debt, with China holding 20% of Africa's external debt, and criticism for favoring Chinese firms, raising neocolonialism fears. Recently, China has shifted to smaller, greener projects and yuan-based financing to boost African industrialization and its geopolitical influence, amid U.S. competition.
SOURCE:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_projects_of_the_Belt_and_Road_Initiative
https://www.mfa.gov.cn/eng/xw/zyxw/202409/t20240905_11485719.html
https://www.weforum.org/stories/2024/06/why-strong-regional-value-chains-will-be-vital-to-the-next-chapter-of-china-and-africas-economic-relationship/


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 11541[Reply]>>thread_11541

due to nusois pressuring limeade to "ban everything that made my clitty leak" xhe finally snapped and decided to unban the previous things that were banned for NAS on /soy/
this may escalate in a soyvil war, but who nows…

 11570>>thread_11541

START SOYVIL WAR 5 NOOOOWWWW

 11579>>thread_11541

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>>11570
Nothing will ever happen. Nusois can't do anything but bootlick their current admin. Soyvil Wars are a thing of the past when 'teens had a backbone.

 11588

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>>>11570
>Nothing will ever happen. Nusois can't do anything but bootlick their current admin. Soyvil Wars are a thing of the past when 'teens had a backbone.

 11593

>>11579
gigantic trvthtsarbomba

 11594

>>11541 (OP)
issa dead website so we have to unban pedos after 3 days so the site doesnt drop to 50 PPH

 11603

I love this



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 11538[Reply]

Today, a thread was made demanding Soytan be banned if it reached 1000 replies. It reached its goal, but Soytan still hasn't been banned.

Limeade, known for complying with these types of threads, lives in Germany, where is is currently the afternoon, meaning he is awake but refuses to ban 'tan.

As a result of not complying with the thread, riots have broken out on /soy/.
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 11569

SOYVIL WAR 5 NOW

 11578

Nothing will happen

 11597

>Today, a thread was made demanding Soytan be banned if it reached 1000 replies. It reached its goal, but Soytan still hasn't been banned.
>
>Limeade, known for complying with these types of threads, lives in Germany, where is is currently the afternoon, meaning he is awake but refuses to ban 'tan.
>
>As a result of not complying with the thread, riots have broken out on /soy/.

 11599

soytan is coal replacing gem
gemifying coal is smart and better
to fail tranime '(s)(z)(j)artycucks
to SISA obsessed than astolfag etc.

 11600

snca

 11602

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>>Today, a thread was made demanding Soytan be banned if it reached 1000 replies. It reached its goal, but Soytan still hasn't been banned.
>>
>>Limeade, known for complying with these types of threads, lives in Germany, where is is currently the afternoon, meaning he is awake but refuses to ban 'tan.
>>
>>As a result of not complying with the thread, riots have broken out on /soy/.



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 11601[Reply]

>As of August 5th, every new post on /soy/ must have an arrow.

>Threads without an arrow will result in a short ban for being off-topic.


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 11592[Reply]

starlink's xitter account announces that high speed internet will now be availble in somalia, DOCTOS warn about a huge rain of melted brimstone coming to the sharty


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 11498[Reply]

Alan Dershowitz, a prominent American lawyer and Harvard law professor, was a key member of Epstein’s defense team during his 2008 legal case, where Epstein faced charges related to soliciting prostitution from a minor. Dershowitz helped negotiate a controversial non-prosecution agreement that resulted in Epstein serving 13 months in a Florida jail with work-release privileges. Dershowitz has been linked to Israel through his strong advocacy for Israeli interests, including his role in defending Israel against genocide accusations at the International Court of Justice. There have been unverified claims, such as a 2024 intelligence report suggesting Dershowitz had ties to Mossad

Some sources, including former Israeli intelligence officer Ari Ben-Menashe and journalist Julie K. Brown, have speculated about Epstein’s possible connections to Israeli intelligence, particularly Mossad, often citing his relationship with Ghislaine Maxwell, whose father, Robert Maxwell, was alleged to have Mossad ties. These claims suggest Epstein may have been involved in gathering compromising material on influential figures, though "no concrete evidence supports these allegations". Former Israeli Prime Minister Naftali Bennett has strongly denied Epstein’s involvement with Mossad, calling such claims “categorically and totally false.” Dershowitz also stated that Epstein denied any Mossad connection when asked, and Israeli sources confirmed to him that no such link existed.

source:https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/16/world/middleeast/epstein-israel-barak-ehud.html
https://www.timesofisrael.com/ehud-barak-met-with-jeffrey-epstein-dozens-of-times-flew-on-private-plane-report/
https://mondoweiss.net/2019/07/israel-jeffrey-epstein/
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 11542

Meds NOW goyim

 11544

whos the retard that posted this everyone knows hes a mossad agent

 11545

Take your meds goy

 11546

Yakub save us

 11551

Oy vey stop noticing goyim

 11589

OY VEYYYY



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 11563[Reply]

im not asleep anymore

 11567

morning



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 11475[Reply]

There is immense praise in Venezuela, Brazil and other third-world countries thanks to A Friday-Night-Funkin'® Movie's release.
<esl space
Originally planned to have been out in 2022, production, character cast selection among other problems unfortunately postponed the movie's release.
<esl space
The complex plot follows the Boyfriend on his way to truth in Niggerborea. His girlfriend, having been sodomized by the corrupted learning with pibby mod characters, sends him into a blind rage as he pursues vengeance, or however the anus is prolapsed, yeah.
WATCH THE FULL FILM FOR FREE!
https://youtu.be/NfbA1tuCCJA
Brap.
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 11517

Aw hell naw blud

 11519

A watch party for this would be pretty cool

 11522

my mildly autistic brother used to watch these in 2022…

 11523

kill yourself fnfpedo nigger faggot tranny

 11533

>>11488
aryan post number made by a swarthy vantablack nigger

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I kneel cacaARYANS…



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 11434[Reply]>>thread_11434

Famous BLM organizer Spadeson Silversoy has passed away from aids. This follows a 6 year long battle after her initial diagnosis of HIV. Xer BBC Bvll posted on Xitter following the heartbreaking news: We're currently hypothesizing and sproking as we hope Science will save my beloved Spadeson.

 11477

Another gooner down

 11483

But spadeson had the hiv immunity gene doe

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>>11434 (OP)
Spadeson is an Archetype, he lives on forever

 11504

Yt genes just can't complete

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>>11434 (OP)



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 10984[Reply]

Around a week ago they posted nothing ever happens twitter coal. President of Argentina btw dni
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 11175

>>11168
Pretty massive TRVTHFVARK but cristina and all the rest of Argentina politicians are the same doe

 11179

can someone kill this kike already

 11192

>gemerald

 11193

>can someone kill this kike already
i hate that fucking kike as well

 11197

>>11168
Meds, Argentina will recover from statism and start to prosper by 2030

 11536

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>>11168
milei did nothing, it always been like this nusoi



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