/soy/ - Soyjaks

holy falseflag

yeah you put anonymous in the email field like the good doggy you are

You walk into the bathroom, unexpectedly seeing Soytan shitting on the floor. "oh u-umm sorry!" you say. The smell of her rotten Soylent raisin penetrating your nostrils, making you hard. "get out nigger" she mumbles. You can't resist your urges and have a great big huff of her radioactive caca. It sends waves of pleasure down your spine. Not registering that you're under her, she takes a big, warm, steamy, radioactive soybean pookie right in your freshly-dyed purple hair. You moan at the feeling. She knows fully that you're under her, and she prepares to squeeze one out. As the wet feces drips down your neck, some of it enters your mouth. It makes your 3-inch pecker as hard as a gemstone. You can't resist, you lick all of the wet raisin off of the floor. You get overwhelmed with pleasure and vomit it out of your mouth, along with about 1 and 1/4 cups of stomach contents. You don't want to waste this delicious doodoo so you reluctantly slurp up the vomit. To your surprise, you climax. A huge cum stain takes over your pants. Before you can react, Soytan takes some on her finger and tastes it. "This tastes like chudcel clitty!". She tastes more, but jams her finger so far down her throat that she vomits onto your face. You open your mouth to shriek, but are silenced by floods of creamy butyric acid. You vomit her stomach contents back into her mouth. She does the same, repeating 4 or so times until she cums. You taste her squirt like she did with you. It tastes like goyslop.

Humanity is a plague that must be wiped out for the betterment of this planet.

kill yourself [supersage]

Stfu

==nigga the board is dead,its not a good place anymore but gehenna

FLOOD DETECTED

>>12511125
Woaw!!!. That so direct!! Why you wanna show me that?? You are really… weird. Sorry, no…

DONT FORGET SAGE OR SUPERSAGE CAUSE NUSOIPALOMPAS DERAIL THE THREAD WITH BRIMSTONE

>>12511267
shut up gng dork ass nigga

>>12511267
Suit yourself, faggot. *walks away while shitting down her own leg with each step. you find yourself amazed at the sheer quantity and magnitude of her bowel movements, not only is she shooting out a new turd every second, but each turd is the size of a football and is filled with corn. She leaves a trail of wet stinky poo on the ground. Do you choose to follow it?*

>>12511316
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH!! SOYTAN… WHAT THE FUCK!??!. wait, dont go!! *I follow her down the hallway, with her trail left on the floor. Despite everything she did, I still have a small flame in my heart that gives me the order.*

>>12511383
*you follow her, and it leads you to her secret scat shrine where she keeps all her finest turds. You see jars, all resting on podiums, and each one is labeled to indicate what type of turd it is. You walk past one, and accidentally brush up against the jar labeled "my stinkiest and brownest taco bell diarrhea ever". It falls over, and smashes all over the ground, freeing the diarrhea from the jar. Some of it sprays onto your legs.* Nigger, what the fuck!?!? *she says, running towards you through the corridor to see what that sound was. She sees you standing there, and her face immediately changes to one of anger.* Anon? You again? The fuck are you doing here, don't you see I'm busy worshipping jars of my own shit?

>>12511561
please kys and oreos

go down nigger kys

>>12511561
scat lee this is too much

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>>12511561
HOLE GUACAMOLE!! SOYTAN… IM SO SORRY!! wait, I think I can fix it… *With a nervousness present in my behavior, I try to solve my mistake, I grab the shit that stuck, on the floor and on my leg next to the glass remains of the jar, trying to put it together so that miraculously it is solved* .

>>12511695
Just let me do a little bit of this, this here, and a little bit of this here… *I cut myself on one of the glass scraps bleeding a little and combining with the shit on the floor* Heck!! Auch!! Oh nooo, Well, it doesn't matter, wait, I can fix it

>>12511561
are you still here?

>>12511846
nigga shut the hell up

>>12511856
just let people enjoy things

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*she rolls her eyes, clearly disappointed in you* Fuck it, I don't care anymore. There's no fixing it now. Maybe if you just lick it up clean for me I can forgive me.

>>12512030
But soytan, i cant do that, is sooooo smelly. I can still see the traces of glass in the raisin puddle, my tummy's gonna bleed, even though well I will make the try.

*I kneel down, bringing my head close to the ground, being very close to their pale and polished feet, and I start to carefully lick my mess with the tip of my tongue, avoiding touching any glass. I give a small lick. It's too disgusting and smelly.*

Nghhn~~

*Abruptly, I lift my head, moving from looking at the ground and his feet to seeing his face in the dim hallway. leaving me in a perfect position to be tortured with their feet.*

Sorry soytan. i can't…

>>12512256
why do you even rp this shit nigger

what the fuck is this thread

only gemmy thread on the 'log