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Mitakihara Middle School had a new substitute teacher. Pete Bland.
"Hello Mr. Bland," everyone in the class said.
"Hello children," said Mr. Bland.
Later that day, when everyone was eating their lunch, Pete slipped some Love Potion into one of the student's lunches. Madoka Kaname. She began to eat the lunch.
"That is right Madoka," Pete thought, "Eat it and fall in love with me forever."
Pete went to Madoka to see if his love potion was working.
"Madoka, I am Pete Bland." said Pete, "I love you. Do you love me?"
"But Mr. Bland," said Madoka, "You are a teacher here and I am a student and I am so much younger than you."
"This does not matter," said Pete, and the potion began to work.
"You are right Mr. Bland," said Madoka, "It does not matter. Let's be together forever."
"Yes," said Pete, "Let's marry and go to my house in Woolton so we can be together forever and ever."
And they left the school and got on a plane to Liverpool and left Japan behind so that Madoka could be with Pete forever and ever. Pete and Madoka got married and lived together happily ever after.
The end.