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▶ №12459863[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>12459926>>12459933>>12459979>>12460064>>12460258

new soy just dropped
>OHMYYGOOOOOOOOOOOOORSH NOW I CAN PLAY THE NEW SUPER MARIO WHILE EATING HECKIN MCDONALDSERINOS FRIES

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OHMYYGOOOOOOOOOOOOORSH NOW I CAN PLAY THE NEW SUPER MARIO WHILE EATING HECKIN MCDONALDSERINOS FRIES gigachad

▶ №12459873[Quote]>>12459985

Don't fries get your hands greasy? soy aside this is a shit idea anyways

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>TAKE MY GOLD FOR MAKING THIS THOUGHTFUL INVENTION, KIND STRANGER!

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>being a based nintendo mcdoandlsdss switch 2 fan that doesnt care if people soyquote them

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stupid gimmick that a few irl soyjaks will buy unjokly

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>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OH THANK SCIENCE YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESSS

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Instead of eating goyslop, come and suck on these meira balls nusoi

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look at how thin this guy's arms are lol

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>tfw the nintendo switch 2 now has mcgoyslop holder

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>>12459894
hands look foidish

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>>12459904
they probably hired a foid because they knew the hands would be more attractive than like if a man was holding it o algo its just marketing shit

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>>12459863 (OP)
GEEEEG

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>>12459926
this is what will happen once it gets brought into stores… they will start fighting over it

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>KACHING! DING! MA MARIO COINS! WITH FRENCH FRIES AND WHOLESOME NINTENDO MUSIC!? IM BUYING THIS RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOW

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>>12459863 (OP)

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>>12459873
>YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I CAN'T STOP MY GAME FOR 5 MINUTES TO EAT I NEED TO GET IT ALL DIRTY AND GREASY

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i geggged

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..U want fries with that?

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I don't understand this. You eat fries too quickly for this to be worth the effort.

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>>12460024
ummm just reload like in the video, IDIOT! or something

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>>12459863 (OP)
HOLY AMERIMUTTERALD GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>>12460051
I eat fries every hour of every day btw

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>>12460064
wtf

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I would buy this tbh

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>>12459892
BLEED HOUPEDO

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>I would buy this tbh

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>>12459875
i miss you roygbivsloweddown

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Who the fuck will ever buy this

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>>12459863 (OP)
I own an nintendo I think it's impractical it would just get the controllers greasy.

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Is this real or just nintoddler joke

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>hi sir or mam are you here to purchase that new thinga magig we got from japan or something
<its actually a soytentdo switch and yes i am here to pick up my console
>alright sir that will be six billion sheckles do you want fries with that or something?
<YES PLEASE!


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