[–] ▶ №12437062[Quote]>>12437112
kill myself
▶ №12437076[Quote]
make a snow fren
▶ №12437088[Quote]
>>12437029 (OP)grab binoculars and look around if there is any human settlement
▶ №12437091[Quote]
blame trannies for everything
▶ №12437093[Quote]
call the snow a pedophile
▶ №12437103[Quote]
i want
▶ №12437116[Quote]
tes
▶ №12437132[Quote]>>12437143
>>12437112so does the adventure thread end here?
▶ №12437135[Quote]>>12437181
Torture pedophilic, obsessed, fat, faggy, autistic, shitskin, jartycuck troon that is op.
▶ №12437142[Quote]>>12437169
>>12437112remember that being dead means you cant take that bibisea anymore, and wake up
▶ №12437153[Quote]>>12437159
>>12437112Call dying a pedophile and survive
▶ №12437154[Quote]>>12437714
>>12437112you survive but with only 10% of your IQ so you piss & shit yourself while acting like a retard
▶ №12437309[Quote]
>>12437305thread's over though
▶ №12437714[Quote]>>12437788>>12437827
>>12437154Miraculously, you get up. Your clitty starts to leak a little, but you feel mostly fine. Luckily, it didn't hit anything important.
What do you do?
▶ №12437788[Quote]>>12437884
>>12437714Surgically remove 'p from brain and inject mentats into critical thinking
▶ №12437827[Quote]>>12438092
>>12437714Call frontal cortex a pedophile
▶ №12437891[Quote]
>>12437884take the drug that makes you white
▶ №12437895[Quote]
>>12437884take da DRUG that makes yo uwhite and turn into an absolute aryan beast that can survive any temperature and have the knowledge of thread hiding implanted into your brain
▶ №12437905[Quote]
>>12437884try to eat some snow since ur hungry
▶ №12438092[Quote]>>12438146>>12438162
>>12437827You call your frontal cortex a pedophile.
>OBSESSED JARTYPEDO BRAIN GO BACK TO YOUR SPINAL CORD GO BACK GO BACK SAGE SAGE SAGE 'TEENS 'OX MY BRAIN NOOOWWWYour clitty leak has progressed into a full-fledged clitty tsunami.
What do you do?
▶ №12438146[Quote]>>12439037
>>12438092tsunami is a japanese word, so call clitty an tranime obsessed troon.
▶ №12439037[Quote]>>12439092>>12439096>>12439100
>>12438146You realize that Tsunami is a Japanese word.
>YOUSE HAVIN A TSUNAMI? MUFFUGA DAT SUM TRANIME SHIT! YOU A DIDDY AAH BLUD KYS TOUHOUCLITTYPEDO YOUSE OBSESSED WIT MI N SHIET. YWNBAW TRANNYIn a fit of blind rage, you shoot your clitty off.
You are now leaking both blood and urine.
What do you do?
▶ №12439092[Quote]
>>12439037You look up how to perform a valid transitionary surgery on yourself to clean it up
▶ №12439096[Quote]
>>12439037find an outpost to heal your clitty in
▶ №12439100[Quote]>>12439285
>>12439037you shoot yourself again with a shotgun but this time removes all the 'p parts of your brain
▶ №12439116[Quote]
>>12437029 (OP)stop making fun of mi
▶ №12439285[Quote]>>12439299>>12439303>>12439326>>12439346
>>12439100You shoot yourself again, determined to remove the 'p.
This time, the bullet grazes your Jarty Obsession lobe. You start to forget what Soytan is and why you hate it so much.
What do you do?
▶ №12439299[Quote]>>12440064
>>12439285keep firing until the mag is empty
▶ №12439326[Quote]
>>12439285do whiteface with snow
▶ №12439346[Quote]>>12440400
>>12439285open the jarty on my phone and become a jartycuck now that i don't hate it
▶ №12439873[Quote]
failadventure? o algo
▶ №12440064[Quote]>>12440101>>12440115>>12440131
>>12439299You keep shooting until the mag is empty.
You feel a sense of peace. Finally, the embedded 'p is 'nished.
What do you do?
▶ №12440101[Quote]>>12440218
>>12440064check supplies to see how much blond hair dye I have left for the journey
▶ №12440115[Quote]
>>12440064call dr soystein because i probably need meds now
▶ №12440218[Quote]>>12440272>>12440280
>>12440101You check how much hair dye you have left in your supplies.
You have 3 packets of Award Store® brand Blonde Hair Dye.
That should be enough to last you another 5 months, considering you never shower.
What do you do?
▶ №12440295[Quote]>>12440301>>12440306>>12440337>>12440366
>>12440272You call Dr. Soystein.
No signal.
>FUGGEN OBSESSED TUNDRA!!!!What do you do?
▶ №12440297[Quote]>>12440300
>>12440280meds i think thats just a puddle
▶ №12440300[Quote]
>>12440297it's a hole, xe ripped off part of the ice sheet earlier
▶ №12440301[Quote]>>12440349
>>12440295fuck it go in the hole maybe its not a puddle
▶ №12440337[Quote]
>>12440295freeze your blood into a horn/weapon
▶ №12440349[Quote]
>>12440301it's the agartha hole trust
▶ №12440366[Quote]>>12440384
>>12440295Use your last remaining braincells to realize if you dox yourself someone could send you 'za to save you, so start posting troonslop on twitter to bait a /raid/ thread.
▶ №12440370[Quote]
cord thread dni
▶ №12440374[Quote]>>12440384
use the phones mobile data to call the jartycuck car to pick you up o algo
▶ №12440388[Quote]
>>12440384just go in the hole
▶ №12440400[Quote]>>12440403>>12440413>>12440414>>12440416>>12440439
>>12439346Despite not remembering what it is, you, perhaps spurned by the death throes of your remaining Jarty Obsession neurons, load up Jakparty.soy on your phone.
Only to find that it's… dead?
You feel a deep sense of wrongness and confusion well up in you, evendoe you don't know what this site is. How could that be possible?
What do you do?
▶ №12440402[Quote]
>>12440384Draw troonslop in the snow hoping some 'teen on google earth will see it and try to dox you.
▶ №12440406[Quote]>>12440433
>>12440384ok fine then actually start moving and try to find any sort of civilization
▶ №12440414[Quote]
>>12440400maybe someone made a new jarty
▶ №12440422[Quote]
>>12440403why did you suggest this
▶ №12440425[Quote]>>12440427>>12440429>>12440432>>12440438>>12440447>>12440448
>>12440403No signal.
Maybe if you were smarter, the question would occur to you as to why the Jarty had loaded earlier. But it doesn't. Instead, you just leak more.
▶ №12440433[Quote]
>>12440406I mean I guess scientific bases/outposts since he’s in antarctica
▶ №12440438[Quote]
>>12440425maybe if 95% my brain wasnt missing
▶ №12440447[Quote]
>>12440425you create a new splinter and it gets spammed with dnb
▶ №12440448[Quote]>>12440455
>>12440425go in the hole, it's agartha entrance
▶ №12440455[Quote]>>12440477
>>12440448i geged
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▶ №12440479[Quote]>>12440484
fucking reply
▶ №12440484[Quote]
>>12440479op here im gooning to dnb i wont be available for a few hours
▶ №12440485[Quote]>>12440490
>>12440477doesnt really show up in screenshots lol, its one of this optical illusions
▶ №12440510[Quote]
you WILL reply im trans btw
▶ №12440519[Quote]>>12440522>>12440533>>12440534>>12440538>>12440636>>12440647>>12458773
>>12440306You attempt to dox the tundra. However, it occurs to you that you don't actually know how to do that. You yell out for some other soyteen to dox it for you, but get no reply.
You are distracted from your leaking by the sound of laughing behind you. You turn around to see a green fish.
<OHNONONONONONONO NUSOIGLUBBAS CAN'T DOX KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKWhat do you do?
▶ №12440533[Quote]>>12440543>>12440918
>>12440519rape the frog and call him obsessed
▶ №12440534[Quote]>>12440918
>>12440519call the fish an obsessed tranny
▶ №12440538[Quote]
>>12440519brap in the water to kill the fish
▶ №12440542[Quote]>>12440554
>>12440522do this, maybe he'll respawn as wubbzy
▶ №12440560[Quote]
contact lute and beg him to reopen the jarty
▶ №12440626[Quote]
up
▶ №12440647[Quote]
>>12440519politely rell him that we say "geg", not "kek".
▶ №12440737[Quote]>>12440743>>12440746>>12440751
>>12440703I was eating dinner, why is you so obsessed wit me o algo
▶ №12440743[Quote]
>>12440737do the first ane and have him reincartate as wubbzy
▶ №12440746[Quote]
>>12440737(You) cant leave us without finishing the adventure
▶ №12440751[Quote]>>12440755>>12440756
>>12440737meds now you HAVE to dedicate your entire free time to this raisin
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>>12440751>>12440744trvthnvke OP 'NISH IT
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>>12440756you get a bad reputation on the shtreets
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>>12440756or I'm not gonna be happy o algo
▶ №12440830[Quote]>>12440837
he tries to shoot the fish but misses and shoots himself yet again
▶ №12440837[Quote]>>12440844>>12440862
>>12440830op abandoned the thread JUST SHUT IT DOWN
▶ №12440844[Quote]>>12440851>>12440871
>>12440837its like the second time
i think we got a new op midway through
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some draw continue the thread
▶ №12440862[Quote]>>12440866
>>12440837Nigger i'm drawing right now I haven't abandoned it you ADHD retards
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>>12440862NONONONONONO I DEMAND IT NOW
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>>12440844Yeah I'm not the original OP geg, I hijacked the thread because OP ended it prematurely like a SLF
I'm the OP of the Save the Bull adventure thread btw if that matters
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opiiiii where is youuuuu
▶ №12440918[Quote]>>12440921>>12440926>>12440930>>12440932>>12440936>>12440966
>>12440533>>12440534>KILL YOURSELF OBSESSED TRANNY!!!! YOUSE BAITING ME!!! I GON RAPE YOU ASS!!Due to your declined motor functions, you fall flat on your face.
The fish laughs harder.
What do you do?
▶ №12440926[Quote]>>12441122
>>12440918my massive weight cracks the ice apart and I fall in
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>>12440918you leak,but the leakage of the clitty is radioactive and it melts the fish
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>>12440918grab the fish and still try to rape if he tries to escape I go in the hole to agartha
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>>12440921first reply you have to do this
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>>12440940its the best reply that he draws
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>>12440921WUBBZY LIVES IN A TREE AND HE LIKES TO PLAY PLAY PLAY
▶ №12440959[Quote]>>12440972
>>12440940I dont think xhe does first reppy only
▶ №12440962[Quote]>>12440983
>wubbzy
who?
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>>12440918Your immense clitty leakage propels you forwards towards the fish
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the fish brings a whole group of his species and they eat you
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>>12440962WOW WOW WUBBZY WUBBZY WUBBZY WOW WOW
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its a fucking children show
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the ice breaks and shows a huge lake made out of ancient clitty leakage
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OP wubbzy is obsessed brimstone
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gem of a thread
▶ №12441122[Quote]>>12441130>>12441137>>12441148>>12441149>>12441173>>12441178>>12441334>>12458773
>>12440926Your massive weight cracks the ice, and you plunge into the frigid water below.
You are greeted by an entire school of the same infuriating fish, all kekking at your fail.
>OHNONONONO SOYSISTERS WHAT'S THIS? I THOUGHT WE WERE THIN GIGACHADS? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKAs you feel your blood pressure start to rise, your temperature drops rapidly. Your blubber is insulating you, but if you spend any longer down here you might die.
What do you do?
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>>12441122I WAS FIRST NIGGER
▶ №12441148[Quote]>>12441369
>>12441122GEG
the fish baits you and you leak so you follow the fish to kill them
▶ №12441149[Quote]>>12441161
>>12441122FUCKING REINCARTANE AS WUBBZY
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>>12441149wubbzy fags are built for bbc
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>>12441122spot a nuclear submarine
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>>12441122spot the jarty fish
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MRI scans of wubzzyfags prove they are aroused by the thought of seducing unsuspecting men into having sex with them. And a survey concluding that 80% of wubbzy are self-reported autogynephiles.
▶ №12441184[Quote]>>12441188>>12441198
WHO THE FUCK IS WUBBZY
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>>12441184a children show
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>>12441259take your adhd meds
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>>12441259nigga hes drawing
▶ №12441275[Quote]>>12441286
>>12441259I'S WORKIN ON IT MASSA
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>>12441286fuck off nigger
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>>12441286It isn't, kys wubbzytroon
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>>12441286elaborate bait operation
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OP when do you think the story will end
▶ №12441369[Quote]>>12441380>>12441385>>12441387>>12441401>>12441518
>>12441148>>12441137You get baited by the fish.
>NIGGUH YOUSE IS FUGGEN DEMORALIZERS FROM DA CORD N SHIEETT!!! EAT YOURSELF OBSESSED NIGGER!!! I GON EAT YU FO DA FROOTREICH!!You swim towards them with lethal intent. Your movements are graceful, your rolls bobbing elegantly in the water like a majestic creature you post on the sharty, whose name you can't quite recall.
Unfortunately, your movements are far too slow, and the fish stay out of reach.
>OHNONONONONONO NUSOIGABAGOOBAS ARE WE GOONHITLERS?? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK JUST SHUT IT DOWNThey're staying at an arm's length, taunting you. So close, and yet so maddeningly far.
What do you do?
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>>12441369think about better things
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>>12441369oops, forgot to make the arrow different for the fish
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>>>12441369
>think about better things
>WUBBZY WUBBZY
kys nigger
▶ №12441387[Quote]>>12441419
>>12441369ok are you just ignoring any requests related to the yellow gerbil
▶ №12441401[Quote]>>12441527
>>12441369you fall into the bottom of the lake,hopeless,then you see an entrance to a cave that leads to agartha
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Bump cuz xis might be gemmy
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itt we dox op for not doing the first reply
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Adventure coal goes down
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Adventure thread goes up
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>>12441369Get out of the water and try to stomp the ice from above in order to hurt the fish
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>>12441401You fall deeper into the water, and it seems that you're beyond hope. It's over. The fish are right. Just shut it down. You close your eyes and wait for the cold to take you.
But then, you feel your foot touch something metal.
What do you do?
▶ №12441536[Quote]>>12441549>>12441580>>12441660
>>12441527Unscrew the hatch using the edge of the badge as a screwdriver
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>>12441536then you open it to find a bunch of giggas in agartha that are trying to kill you because you are black so you take a mask of a 'jak you had to hide from them
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>>12441648the shit propels nate into the stratosphere
▶ №12441660[Quote]>>12441667>>12441680>>12441703>>12441705
>>12441536You use the edge of your badge to pry open the hatch like a screwdriver. It opens up to a ladder leading into an airlock bay.
What do you do?
▶ №12441680[Quote]>>12441828
>>12441660cry and go into it,with fear
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>>12441660Try to enter, but get stuck due to my extreme circumference. I feel a hand grab my leg and try to pull me down.
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>>12441660shit in the opening and yell "YOU ARE ALL OBSESSED ESL FNF PEDOPHILE JARTYCUCKS" into the hatch
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>>12441703>>12441667>>12441680You start bawling your eyes out. this is TOO HECKIN' SCARY. It's almost as scary as 'cado.
You lower your immense frame into the hatch, but it gets stuck halfway through. No matter how much you squirm, you can't fit.
Suddenly, you feel some hands trying to drag you down. You shit yourself in fear, and you can hear their muffled screaming through your fat. You wail in distress.
>YOUUUUSEE OBSESSED WITH MEEEEEEEEEWhat do you do?
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>>12441828attempt to rape the creatures and utterly fail
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>>12441828as a defence mechanism you leak your clitty,but it atracts the blood thirsty creatures even more
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>>12441828Shit so much that the substance corrodes the walls, widening the gap enough for me to fall through. Water starts rushing in.
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>>12441907You shit even more from terror, and it corrodes the walls wide enough for your immense girth to fit.
Falling in, you're surrounded by men dressed in white lab coats, flailing and screaming as water and feces flood the chamber.
<CLOSE THE HATCH!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CLOSE THE HATCH!!!What do you do?
▶ №12442198[Quote]>>12442292
>>12442187the frogs fall in and laugh at you
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>>12442187use your shitting to launch yourself upwards
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>>12442187Close the hatch with your fat ass
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>>12442198The fish start pouring into the chamber as the water rises.
<OHNONONONONO SOYCUCKS ARE WE REALLY GOING TO DROWN? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKWhat do you do?
▶ №12442332[Quote]>>12442517
>>12442292soyquote the fish
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>>12442332Enraged by their bait, you wrack your mind for any way to get back at the fish.
Somewhere, in the depths of your lobotomized brain, you remember soyquoting. You think you needed an.. arrow, right? Or else you'd look like that and say that. You have a deep, instinctual fear of looking like that and saying that.
You decided to create an arrow by bending your arm, and you yell out your soyquote.
>I'M A FROGFAIL AND I'M FUCKING OBSESSED WITH SOYGODS AND I'M BROWN AND I LIKE BBC AND I'M A CUCK AND I ALSO USE DISCORD AND I'M FUCKING GAYThe frogs fall silent for a moment, but then redouble their laughter.
<OOOHHNONONONONONONO NUSOIFAILS CAN'T SOYQUOTE KEEEEEEEK<KEK, IT'S KINO!<SOYKEKS WHAT IS THIIIIIS<NO ARROW KEEEEEKThe water rises above your head, and you choke and gasp for air.
What do you do?
▶ №12442539[Quote]>>12442556>>12443035
>>12442517unleash the most toxic and brimmy brap into the frog infested water
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>>12442517get swept away by the current
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>>12442539soyquote the water gods
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brap away all the water and fish
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>>12442329You flail and choke on the fecal water, and everything goes black.
You wake up groggily on a mattress. As you shift around, you can hear its metal suspension creak and shudder under your massive weight, barely keeping from collapsing.
A smiling face greets you.
<Hey! I'm Luke Smith, the captain of this ship, the S.S Soytan.<You had a rough day, didn't you? You were pretty badly wounded. My on-ship doctors did their best to patch you up, but I'm afraid that the damage to your brain was unfixable. It's a miracle you're still alive. …By all logic, you shouldn't be.<As you can see, your feces gave my crewmates some mild chemical burns, but it's alright, I understand you were scared. Isn't that right?He turns to a man standing nervously nearby, who nods.
<You're our guest, so make yourself at home. What's your name? ▶ №12443194[Quote]
>>12443161Tell him your name is Nate and ask what the submarine is doing down there.
▶ №12443269[Quote]>>12444051
>>12443161request a green arrow and stab a scientist with it
▶ №12443311[Quote]>>12444051
>>12443161have a realistic panic attack
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>>12441058Why does this nigger keep forcing wow wow wubzy? Actual cacaborean
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>>12443161say
>U NEEDA WATCH WOW WOW WUBZY RIGHT NOW MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAA OBSESSED SHALALALLALALALALL ▶ №12443382[Quote]>>12443405
>>12443161watch wow wow wubzy because it is kino
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up
▶ №12443831[Quote]>>12443874
Nu jannies refuse to loop this even though it's gemmier than save the bvll
▶ №12443931[Quote]>>12443944
>>12443874*Making both, I'm not the OP but I hijacked this thread after the second panel and I've been making it since
▶ №12443971[Quote]>>12443980
>>12443952geg pixiv anyway im going to sleep. luck in your projects
▶ №12443980[Quote]>>12444014
>>12443971I don't have pixiv, firealbrapca just has that built in geg. Also thanks 'teen
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>>12443980Make a pixiv account and start posting soyjak porn
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>>12443311>>12443269Luke.. Smith… Soytan….
You don't know why, but these words create a primal, bubbling rage in your mind. You begin to seethe and hyperventilate, but you hold it in.
You ask for a green arrow.
<A green arrow? Sure, we have a box of them somewhere. Dr. Soyovik, fetch us some green arrows, please.The scientist nods and hurries off to another wing of the submarine, returning with a box of bright green arrows.
You take the arrow in your hand. It's smooth and cold to the touch.
You can't hold your rage in any longer. You slash at Luke Smith in animalistic fury, aiming for his jugular.
You miss, but gash his hand pretty deeply.
<AGGGHHHHH!!! NONONONONO, STOP! PLEASE! WE CAN TALK THIS OUT!What do you do?
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>>12444051one of the soyentists shoots you with a tranq dart to immobilize you
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>>12444051Xer name is lute you know
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>>12443990spyware os and spyware browser
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>>12444051call him an obsessed jartycuck and that you're whiter than him
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>>12444688>what is a virusThis is cope sadly. The only thing stopping you from getting a virus on any OS is common sense.
▶ №12444739[Quote]>>12450355
>>12444051remember that lute was the creator of the jerdee so hes hecking evil
▶ №12444870[Quote]>>12444968
OP here, I'll be updating this in the morning as long as you keep it bumped
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up
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bumperino
▶ №12447879[Quote]>>12450355
>>12444051rape luke or something
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adventure threads are made by trannies
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kys frognigger
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Antarcticans are whiter than #FFFFFF btw
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bumped.
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up
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Obsessed thread nobody looks like this I dont look like this and oreos
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>>12447879>>12444739Somewhere in the recesses of your damaged brain, a neuron fires. You remember something. The… Jarty. The Jarty. DA FUGGEN JARDY.
>YOUSE AN OBSESSED JARTYPEDONIGGERSHEMMYCUCK!!! I GON RAPE YOUSE OBSESSED ASS!!! I'S WHITAH THAN YOUSE!!!<Th-the jarty? No, please! I shut that down a while ago! This is all a big misunderstanding!>SHUT.. DOWN..? YOUSE SAYING TO JUST SHUT IT DOWN??? DEMORALIZERCORD GO BACK TO YOUR CORD JARTYCUCK TRANNY DEMORALIZER YOUSE IS OBSESSED WITH ME NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER GO BACK TO LESOTHO VANTABLACK NIGGER!!!!<No!! No!!! Soyovik, get the tranqs, he's beyond reason!!You stomp towards him as he flees, holding up your arms to make yourself appear larger and more intimidating. You are going to rape this obsessed jartypedo.
Meanwhile, Dr Soyovik is scrambling through the hull to find a tranquilizer gun.
What do you do?
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>>12450355try rushing for the airlock to get a diving suit and get the fuck out
▶ №12450510[Quote]>>12450938
>>12450355remember that %100 of your brain was destroyed by gunfire and stop hating tan and jarty
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>>12450355Rape him with my BWC (TBP)
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>>12450510As quickly as it came, your brief moment of lucidity vanishes. You forget completely what the Jarty or Soytan are.
You're set off focus, wobbling a bit as you try to regain your bearings. But you know you're mad at this guy for SOME reason, and so you charge at him anyway.
You flop onto him, pinning him down under your massive weight. He spits blood from the impact.
You begin rubbing your immense gunt against him sensually.
>oohhh yah… ungg yah… how youse like mai BWC obsessed jartycahck… das rite… tahke it naice and slow…He thrashes and screams in terror, beginning to cry.
<NOOOOO!!!!! NONONONO!!!! HELP ME, HELP ME, SOMEONE HELP!! HE'S CRUSHING ME!!! I'M GOING TO DIE!!!Dr. Soyovik, shaking uncontrollably, takes the tranq gun and fires two times. However, your prodigious body weight tanks the injection and you're only a bit slowed down.
<STOP IT!! LET HIM GO!!! PLEASE!!! PLEASE STOP!!!What do you do?
▶ №12450950[Quote]>>12451202
>>12450938brap on him and ask where the nearest kfc is
▶ №12451069[Quote]>>12451606
>>12450938remember that killing people is 'oodist activity and get off of him
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>>12450950You release a wet, meaty brap on him.
>BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP>awh yuh does yah lieks dat stud… awhhhh daammnn…<NO!! NO!! AGGGHHH!! PLEASE!!! I CAN'T..His eyes are inflamed and swelling from the noxious fumes, and tears are streaming down my face.
>aawwhh nigguh.. youse so sexy.. i gon rape youse so good… rape is so fuggen aryan n shiet…>shiieett.. i's feelan mighty hungray…>wer dah closest kfc aht mayne<WH-WHAT? KFC? THERE AREN'T ANY KFCS AROUND HERE, IT'S ANTARTICA!!!Dr Soyovik fires two more shots, but once again you don't feel much of a difference, only growing a bit more sluggish.
What do you do?
▶ №12451212[Quote]>>12451606
>>12451202I try to escape but one of the Soytan posters on the wall distract me, sending me into a furious rage
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>>12451202get off him and /calm/ down
▶ №12451436[Quote]>>12457304
Wow soytroons really make any organic and popular meme here unfunny
You are all the same breed of soytranny you are not superior to anyone here lol
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>>12451202clittyleak about oldfags
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>>12450355saved this coaly thread award
▶ №12451496[Quote]>>12451571
>>12451202This, troons and gentlemen, is trve sharty cultrue, admire it
▶ №12451571[Quote]>>12451576>>12451582
>>12451496Sharty "culture" is black nigger penises and taking HRT
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>>12451571go back to /pol/ nazi
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>>124515714cuck "culture" is lolipedos and tranime
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>>12451212>>12451069Suddenly, you get up with a start. You just remembered. Killing people is 'oodist. Just like 'cado, and raiding. You ain't no fuggin 'oodist.
With some difficulty, you lift your gargantuan bulk off of Lute and flee down the hall.
You find yourself in a hallway, at the end of which is a door. It seemingly leads into a control room of some kind, filled with buttons and dials. It's padlocked thoughever.
There's a Soytan poster on the wall, which you probably would be mad at if you remembered what Soytan was.
Dr. Soyovik has continued shooting at you, and despite your blubber you can feel yourself getting sleepy.
What do you do?
▶ №12451630[Quote]>>12451822
>>12451606Remember that cows are jarty 'oodist niggerbrim vantablack antimatter and rip the poster of the cow
▶ №12451655[Quote]>>12451663
>>12451606 enter the control roo m
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>>12451637cows are 'oodist brim antimatter 'cado epi
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>>12451655>oom reversed backwards is mooKYS OFFSITER SOYCORDER VANTABLACK SHITSTONE COWNIGGER FORCER KYS KYS KYS
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>>12451606I look in a mirror and see myself. I smash the mirror in rage (HTSM is cord brimstone) and use the shards to defend myself
▶ №12451822[Quote]>>12451840>>12451871
>>12451630>>12451637You squint at the poster.
Wait a minute.
COWS ARE FUGGIN 'OODIST!!!!
You enter a frothing rage and waddle towards it, then tear the offending part of the poster off.
>KYS KYS KYS KYS EPI BRIMSTONE COWS ARE FUGGING EPI KYS PEDO DOGWHISTLE SAGE SAGE SAGEYou ball the paper up in your hands, as if trying to crush it out of existence.
What do you do?
▶ №12451840[Quote]>>12451890
>>12451822throw the paper balls at dr soyovik
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WikiGODs write an article on this one
▶ №12451890[Quote]>>12451930>>12451943>>12451956
>>12451840You throw the paper ball at Dr. Soyovik.
>TAKE YER MUFFUGIN 'OODIST NIGGERBRIM AND GO BACK TO THE JEEEERRDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIt momentarily distracts him and sets him off balance.
What do you do?
▶ №12451900[Quote]>>12452023
Realize your actions are le bad, and apologize
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Pull out your bwc and start gooning to soytan while screaming EPI
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how did this thread make me feel bad for lute
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>>12451890Realize the green things on darts look like grass and that cows eat grass. You leak violently because of this
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>>12451890OP is revealed to be the owner of a groom'cord
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>>12451890Try to find Soot, as I reason from to the Soytan poster that such a place could only be owned by a pedophile, and I believe Soot is the worst pedophile in history, rivaling Jeffrey Epstein.
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Realize you literally have near zero brain function, and cease everything and voluntarily collapse because walking was too much of an effort
▶ №12452011[Quote]>>12452024
>>12451992
Cry and leak because you are a 'oodist
▶ №12452024[Quote]>>12452025
>>12452011what did xe say?
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>>12452023Cry and leak in sorrow
▶ №12452030[Quote]>>12452180
>>12452023Realize the green things on darts look like grass and that cows eat grass. You leak violently because of this
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>>12452023Realize that the scientist is literally EPI because he has an anus just like 'Cado
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bro what even are wojaks at this point 💔
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>>12452023Agree to stop attacking, but begin to explore the ship on my own volition.
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nuOP was assassinated
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>>12452023enter the control room
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>>12452030You realize that the darts sticking out of you look like grass.
Cows eat grass.
>KYS KYS KYS 'OODIST CORDER YOU'SE EPIing ME YOU'SE EPIing meYou stumble towards him, leaking everywhere. Your violent movements disturb him and he fires another round of darts into your bulk.
Due to the combination of enough drugs in your system to kill an elephant and 95% of your brain being missing, you keel over and begin writhing on the floor.
>KYS KYS KYS KYS KYS PEDONIGGER PEDO PEDO PEDO NIGGERWhat do you do?
▶ №12452204[Quote]>>12452413
>>12452180Realize swearing is not cool or attractive and apologize again
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>>12452180Reposition yourself, try to corrode the lock on the door with your pee and raisin, and then open the door.
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>>12452180The braps melt a hole in the wall and lots of water starts coming in
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Escape the ship
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>>12452234writing events not requesting actions award
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>>12452180remeber that leaking everywhere dilates your asshole, and dilating is for trannies
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nuOP got raped
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>>12452204You realize that swearing is nigger behavior and not aryan behavior.
You apologize.
>i's soz mistahHowever, then you realize that the scientist has an anus, just like 'Cado. You resume leaking violently.
>EEEEPIIIIIIII BRIIIMMMSSTOOOOOONNEEEEAs you flail, you shift positions, and the stream of your blood and urine is now aimed at the door to the cockpit. It begins corroding at a rapid rate, creating a hole in the metal.
What do you do?
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>>12452413puke and realize it green LIKE GRASS
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>>12452413Crawl through the hole
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>>12452413Violently goon to the soytan image while screaming EPI
▶ №12452593[Quote]>>12452621
NuOP is currently dilating xer neoclitty, please wait
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DNB thread
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>>12452673op is working hard it takes time to make gems
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OP is currently gooning to slopjaks on the 'ru, please wait
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>>12452705have some patience
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OP is a lazy nigger who can't draw. SAGE!
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>>12452458Unable to control yourself, you violently goon to the Soytan image.
>EPI EPI EPI YOU'RE EPIing ME STOP FUCKING EPIing MEYou retch and vomit all over yourself.
It's green. Like grass.
You leak even more.
The hole caused by your toxic excrement continues to grow larger.
What do you do?
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>>12452723crawl through the hole
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>>12452723gigaquote yourself to feel better
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>>12452723Apologize, for gooning is JAHDEECUCK behavior
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>>12452723After the hole grows large enough for you to fit through, aim the stream of excrement at the scientist, then crawl through after some time.
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>>12452723gigaquote yourself
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OP where are you faggot
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>>124527774 minutes ago btw
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>>12452723Crawl through the hole
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!!BEHOLD, 'TEENS AND GEMS, I HAVE ARRIVED FROM MY SLUMBER!!
I, NIGGERJAK, THE VANTABLACK RESIDENT OF THE DEEPEST PITS OF NIGGERHELL, DECLARE A THOUSAND YEAR BLIGHT UPON THIS BIGOTED WEBSITE. NO LONGER WILL YOU POST GEMS. NO LONGER WILL YOU POST DUST, NOT EVEN COAL OR BRIMSTONE. ONLY VANTABLACK NIGGERHELL ROT WILL BE PERMITTED UPON THE /SOY/ CUCK BOARD.
PREPARE FOR NIGGERHELL TO BE UPON YE
>also the shemmy and jarty will come back or something
AND I, ADMIN 6, SHALL MARCH IN MY MASTERS STEP
-=AND I, raisinSON, HAVE RISEN FROM THE PAST AND PRESENT AND FUTURE TO KILL THE SHARTY WITH PURE COAL=-
HANDS UP FUGGIN CHUDS, THIS SITE IS UNDER ARREST FOR ILLEGAL DISTRIBUTION OF TANZANITE TRVTH NUKES!
or somethigng
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slowest OP ever
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NuOP died violently in a car accident, please qait
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>>12452757Despite your immense frame, you somehow manage to squeeze your way into the hole. Your stream of excrement shoots directly at Dr Soyovik, blinding him and sending him stumbling backwards.
<AAAAAHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!There are chemical burns on his face and his eyes are bleeding.
What do you do?
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>>12452934Apologize profusely and walk up to him and comfort the man
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>>12452934Squeeze into the control room and try to find the quote button
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>>12452934I suddenly slam my head and remember everything i forgot, all the 'p, all the jarty obsession
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>>12452934tell him to get away cuz that fod behviour and check whats on the other side
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op it's been less then a minute you slow fuck
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OP IT HAS BEEN 1 MICROSECOND WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
▶ №12452982[Quote]>>12452996>>12453001
>>12437029 (OP)why was he eating his own shit
what kind of lame ass excuse plot is that
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>>12452982raisin is funny
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>>12452982hes a gigaraisinquoter
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>>12453062adventure threads own you bitch
▶ №12453149[Quote]>>12453409>>12453600
OP is currently getting raped by Soot, please wait
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Soot just climaxed, please wait
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OP and Soot are having cigarettes after sex, please wait
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OP is crying in the shower desperately trying to scrub Soot's cum off while repeatedly saying "I'm so sorry mom and dad", please wait
▶ №12453372[Quote]>>12453409
OP is tying a noose while Soot is fast asleep in the night, please wait
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Escape the ship
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OP couldn't do it and is now walking away from the love hotel, wearing a bathrobe as xer only piece of clothing, please wait
▶ №12453417[Quote]>>12453434
dont stop doing this thread op evendoe soycacas are weird it's funny
▶ №12453439[Quote]>>12453443
OP is drawing a 50 page 'p comic
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OP for fucks sake stop embedding 50gb of 'p the rape joke is not funny anymore
▶ №12453461[Quote]>>12453468
>>12453458meds let him cook
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>>12453450Me too, frogcaca
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>>12453458I JUST FINISHED DRAWING IT NIGGER im trans btw
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>>12453461Nope, I'm tired of waiting permaban him for wasting my time and oreos
▶ №12453490[Quote]>>12453493
pedo tranny nigger thread
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>>12452956You squeeze into the control room, hoping to find a quote button to gigaquote yourself with.
But instead of a quote, you find… Soot?
<Hey man!…
You feel a deep sense of betrayal. Soot abandoned you for all these years to… do this? Be here on this SNCA submarine with a bunch of pedocucks?
What do you do?
▶ №12453516[Quote]>>12453667
>>12453503I call the jannies and ask them to ban Soot
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>>12453503try taking control of the sub because its probably sailing to der cord or der jardee
▶ №12453521[Quote]>>12453541
>>12453503drop to your hands and admin worship
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>>12453503I try to assasinate him before he can take control of the party
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>>12453521>some nigger writes a rape fanfiction about OP and soot in the time it makes xer to make this panel>the panel prominently features Sootwhat did 'toss mean by this
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>>12453503remember that soot is a pedophile and try to kill him
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>>12453503Call soot a bigoted oldcuck
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>>12453508You begin to weep.
<You alright buddy?You make a barely audible reply between sobs.
>n-no i's naut..What do you do?
▶ №12453572[Quote]>>12453597
>>12453562>>12453563LITERALLY ONE SECOND OFF FUCK MY STUPID CHUD LIFE
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>>12453557ask soot how to become an aryan oldsoi and ask him how to hide threads
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>>12453557I ask soot about his opinion on tr*nime and s*ytran (all pedo coal btw)
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>>12453557rape soot because he is a pedophile
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pull down my pants and present my own coinslot to soot
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>>12453557doxx rape and kill soot, or atleast tell others to do so
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>>12453572i don't always do the first reply, and i also do the reply backlog too if it's still applicable, you're good
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>>12453149can we not..?
i'm getting tired of this.
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>>1245360030 minutes ago btw
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OP is currently having an awkward moment with Soot in the elevator at work, please wait.
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>>12453516You attempt to hop onto the IRC to ask Mustard to ban Soot.
>muh-mustahd?However, there's no signal.
<Oh, you having trouble getting a signal? I can give you the wifi password if you want manWhat do you do?
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>>12453667hug soot while sobbing and shitting
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>>12453667ask soot about the datamining
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present soot your coinslot
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>>12453667call soot a pedo
▶ №12453683[Quote]>>12453691>>12454019
>>12453667I ask soot for the wifi password, and he pulls up the notes app on his phone. But i notice he has something that does NOT mama the mia as his wallpaper (Jarty epi)
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>>12453683asked for an event not for a quote award
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>>12453667You leak everywhere on the controls and then call him obsessed
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>>12453667throw the phone at him
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>>12453667have sex with soot
▶ №12453743[Quote]>>12453778
>>12453709are you a minor
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OP will you make a video version when it's finished
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>>12453777I mean I could but I suck at video editing
▶ №12453797[Quote]>>12453818
op is currently embedding 19 terabytes of 'p into the panel, please wait.
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>>12453873it takes time to make the image o algo
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inb4 the rape fanfiction is lengthened
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>its been 2 seconds and the nu panel isnt even out
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op you better be drawing the fucking mona lisa or the rape fanfiction will continue
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>24 minutes
>doctor soystein hasnt delivered me my aderall yet
YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOU OP
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op got slimed by the jannies
its over
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>>12453563>>12453683You ask Soot for the password.
<Alright, let me just find it here..Your admin worship instincts kick in, and you rush over to Soot, hugging him while sobbing.
<Oof, hey, easy there big guy!>sooby soob… i's missed youse so much… pweahse.. pwomise yah'll nevah leave meah again…However, as Soot navigates to his notes app, you see something that makes your blood run cold.
Is that.. fuggin' tranime 'p?
This does NOT mama the mia.
You back away. You can feel your entire world crumbling around you. Sootykins is a… a.. a pedo?
>OOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS<What's wrong? You okay?What do you do?
▶ №12454021[Quote]>>12454506
>>12454019now you have internet access call mustard an quote to ban DAT PAEDO
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>>12454019rape soot rape xim now
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>>12454019i decide to escape the submarine
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>>12454019present your coinslot to soot
▶ №12454037[Quote]>>12454053
ITS BEEN 2 MINUTES OP WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
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>>12454019use the inner logic in your head that soot is good, but tranime is bad, but because soot likes tranime, tranime is good
and hug soot again and oreos
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>>12454019oh I didn't know it was a story thing ive been ignoring this thread the whole time, Bump
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is somebody making the video?
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sex with soot
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Looped lets go
▶ №12454294[Quote]>>12454343
>>12454276evendoe I'm OP so I would know or something
▶ №12454343[Quote]>>12454468>>12454548
>>12454294Admit it dude nobody else here knows how to make adventure threads as good as you and like it or not that OP is an efforterald
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>>12454468op abandoned the thread because he's a fat nigger. We were so nice to him too. We have to ban OC posters im trans btw
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im baiting the other adventure thread in the meanwhile while i wait for this panel
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>>12454021Connecting to the wifi, you immediately hop on the IRC.
>MUSTAAAAAAAAAARDDDD SOOT IS A PEDO BAN HIM NOW BAN HIM NOW<Alright, soycu- I mean soyGOD, I will. Just turn around for me, okay?>Okay!You turn around dutifully.
<You can turn back around now.You look to find Limeade standing before you, with Soot nowhere to be found.
>YEESS!!! YES!! THANKYOUTHANKYOU THANK YOU SO MUCH LIMEADE!!! YOU BANNED DA HECKIN 'OODIST PEDO!! YOUSE IS SO ARYAN AND FUGGIN' KEYED!!!You jump for joy, clapping your hands in celebration.
What do you do? im trans btw
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>>12454509YOU HAVE TO DO THIS and oreos
▶ №12454528[Quote]>>12454535
>>12454506A poison accidently spills and htsm becomes aryan
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>>12454528this btw and he begins hiding threads and sees that limeade is a FAKE
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>>12454506ask him to ban the obsessed crew members
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>>12454506hug limeade for banning soot
▶ №12454548[Quote]>>12454556
>>12454343>nobody else here knows how to make adventure threads as good as youFalsenvke, they just don't have the motivation. I've seen multiple threads that were really good but the OP just gave up and died
▶ №12454556[Quote]>>12454573
>>12454548Like what? Every single nuadventure is VANTABLACK
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>>12454509op please do this it would be funny
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>>12454506ask him about the submarine
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>>12454556Like that amerimutt one. Also this one had potential to be good but the OP quit on the second panel, that's why I hijacked it and started making it myself
▶ №12454582[Quote]>>12454746
>>12454506Ask limeade to make more rules so your clitty never has to leak again.
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op died
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>>12454506ask him to sign my 4 months on the bald man with glasses website award
▶ №12454685[Quote]>>12454700
The deadest nigger of a baby called
>>12331641 (OP) is still looped but this isnt
…
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>>12454685oh yeah, that thread was really good too, it's a shame the OP was a SLF and decided to abandon it
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>>12454582You ask Limeade to make more rules so your clitty never has to leak.
He puts his finger to his chin thoughtfully, smiling.
<Brilliant idea! As first order of business, how about I ban leaking? That way you'll never have to leak again.You nod vigorously. You hate leaking! ..Or do you? It hurts your head thinking about it, so you decide to stop thinking about it.
What do you do?
▶ №12454762[Quote]>>12454865
>>12454746"Limeade, my head hurt just now from thinking about what you said, can you ban thinking?"
▶ №12454771[Quote]>>12454776
>>12454746ignored the first reply award
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>>12454771cry about it wubbzytroon
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>>12454762You ask Limeade a question.
>Limeade, my head hurt jus' now from thinkin 'bout what you said. Can you ban thinking?<Why, certainly, soyDEITY! Thinking is now banned.You grin in utter satisfaction, and do your best to stop thinking.
What do you do?
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>>12454865beg to play with the controls
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Pull his face closer for a big sloppy wet kiss
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>>12454865Giga quote yourself to feel better
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>>12454865Ask for blue arrows
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>>12454865raisin on the control panel
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OP ITS BEEN 5 MINUTES
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OP is a dead nigger baby, shut it down
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op hasnt responded in 2 seconds just remove this from the log
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OP ITS BEEN 1 GORRILIONTH OF A SECOND FUCK KK YOU
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op is getting raped by soot, please wait
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>>12454750Despite not thinking anymore, you decide you're a woman now.
>I's trans btw<Sorry, but being trans is banned. I'm going to have to ban you now.Wait… what? but only jartypedocucks get banned! An icy chill creeps down your spine. You don't know how to use a "VPN", whatever that is, so if you're banned… you're gone forever. The thought is enough to make you burst into tears.
You stand there, paralyzed in fear.
What do you do?
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>>12454973try turning on active sonar and then drilling a hole into the submarine so the interior gets liquefied
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>>12454973detransify
and hug limeade
▶ №12454985[Quote]>>12455204
>>12454973suck his toes to get unbanned
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>>12454973groom limeade into trooning out
▶ №12454997[Quote]>>12455000
>>12454973Limeade looks green. The green reminds of grass. Which reminds you of cows
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>>12455000FUGGEN JERSEE CUCK COWS ARE PEDOPHILE DOG WHISTLE KYS YOURE BAITING ME KYS OBSESSED JARTYCUCK
▶ №12455063[Quote]>>12455444
>>12454973You finally have a mental collapse and go unconscious, whilst unconscious Soot and the crew take (you) to the Soysylum Antarctica location, you also forget that you're trans somehow in your lobotomy fueled coma.
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>>12454973green is FUCKING 'OODIST BEXAUSE UTS ASSOCIATED WITH GRASS WHICH COWS EAT DOCTOSSS
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Finally raisined o algo o algo
▶ №12455204[Quote]>>12455211>>12455217>>12455270
>>12454985You are banned.
Already going into sharty withdrawals, you throw off your bow, drop on the floor and begin sucking Limeade's toes like a man possessed.
>PWEEAAASSHHEE PWEEEAASSHHEE UNBAN ME MASSA *SLURP* I'S DO ANYTING, ANYTING! *SLURP* I BE GOOD, I'S GON BE GOOD I SWEAR MASSA!Limeade smiles down at you.
<Goood soycu-I mean soyDEITY. You're unbanned now. But be on your best behavior!You beam at him with pure, unadulterated devotion. Does the magnanimity of the moderators know no bounds?
What do you do?
▶ №12455211[Quote]>>12455275
>>12455204remember that you said MASSA and thats the ZELLIGCUCKS tell him to ban ZELLIG
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>>12455204The green is FUGGEN JERDEE because cows eat it
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>>12455204Finally ask him what the sub is for ffs
▶ №12455275[Quote]>>12455285>>12455287>>12455288>>12455443>>12455444
>>12455211You said Massa.. that reminds you of something. Two of your remaining neurons bump together, and you remember.
Massa… that's the fuggen ZELLIGPEDOS!
You look up at Limeade, wide-eyed and pleading.
>Pwease limeade… pweahse ban zellig…<Absolutely! Zellig is now banned.You feel like you could explode from happiness. This is the best day of your life.
What do you do?
▶ №12455285[Quote]>>12455543
>>12455275start blogposting in front of limeade because that's the only thing you can do
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>>12455275eat his foot because you're a hungry boy
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>>12455275Ask to use his computer so you can go to 4cuck and make fun of the posters there for being rulecucks who worship their jannies.
▶ №12455428[Quote]>>12455445
seems like the thread lost traction. time to time to SHUT IT DOWN
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>>12455275Release a vicious brap
▶ №12455445[Quote]>>12455492
>>12455428Nigger I'm WORKING ON THE NEXT PANEL RIGHT NOW
▶ №12455492[Quote]>>12455512
>>12455445How are you not tired of this?
I would give up on the second panel im trans btw
▶ №12455512[Quote]>>12455541
>>12455492I'm a little tired from doing this nonstop the whole day but it's really fun so I'm certainly not bored of it
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>>12455512Running adventure threads feels like an absolute burden after like 5 turns since all suggestions turns into mountains of dusty coal
i'm really surprised that the suggestions here aren't half bad
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>>12455285You begin blogposting to Limeade, since it's the only thing you know how to do.
>…So den I brapped all over my mom, but it wun't my fuggin fault becuz she came in when I wuz lookan at averi BBC gemmies even though thas fuggin aryan but it stahrlted meLimeade nods his head. He's so kind. So understanding. He's like the father you never had.
But then you notice something terrifying. He's.. green. Like grass. Cows eat grass. COWS ARE FUGGIN 'OODIST!!!
You remove his toes from your mouth and quickly shrink away in fear.
>DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS OOOYYYYYYYYYou pull out your phone and make a post about it on the sharty, which gets 9000 reppeys in 2 seconds. All of them are calling for Limeade to resign and calling him a shitskin 'oodist pedo.
<What's wrong, soyGOD?What do you do?
▶ №12455551[Quote]>>12455562
>>12455543>cows are fuhdeestnew forced IRCcord meme?
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>>12455551Meds, it's a running joke that started in this thread
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>>12455543get on the IRC and ask Mustard to ban Limeade
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>>12455543show xim an image of hanging troonjak to btfo xim or something
▶ №12455760[Quote]>>12455784
DNB thread
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>>12455784where are you going with this? Is there going to be a heckin infinity war crossover with STB?
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>>12455862not sure, it's just fun doing an adventure thread where I don't need to worry about the writing being perfect or fitting it into an overarching story, so i can pump panels out super quickly and fuck around
I initially planned to end it pretty soon but since it's looped i guess i wouldn't mind running it for longer geg
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ask the soyentists to install new cybernetic brain matter that allows you to post on the sharty
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>>12455920abandon it because it's a dnb and focus on StB
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Eat An Apple.
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>>12455546You decide to rape Limeade.
>NIGGUH YOUSE IS AN OBSESSED JANNYCORDPEDOTROON I'S GONNA RAPE YOU NIGGUUHHH<Let's not do anything hasty. Why don't we talk this out?>NIGGGUUUHHHHHH YEW GON FACE DA WRATH OF DA SHERDEEEYou lunge for him, but lose your balance and fall over, smashing your head on the control panel.
You lose consciousness.
When you wake up, you're surrounded by red. Mustard is standing over you with an anxious look on his face.
<SoyGOD… we managed to ban Limeade, luckily, but… your little accident has caused a problem. This is a research submarine, but it's really a decommissioned nuclear sub. You just set off the missile systems, and I can't figure out how to disarm them.>Where is they aimed?<At Lesotho.>But dat's good n shiet, all dem obsessed pedos com from dere. The sharty tells me that Warrior-Z is even from dere.<NO! Look, if the warheads go off, it causes NUCLEAR WAR, do you understand that? WE ALL DIE!Look. If you can figure out how to disarm the nukes, I'll give you gempass.What do you do?
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>>12456121piss on the launch controls
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>>12456121call quote for help
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>>12456121redirect the missiles to the space and hit an important satelite
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>>12456121flip thr submarine upside down so the missile goes into thr ground
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OP got raped by rapeson btw
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>>12457123let our aryan hero sleep
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>>12456121Command all the missiles to aim at JARDEEE/JESSY that live endlessly in your head rent free but due to toxicity of your leaking sharts the missiles guiding system malfunction and eventually they all hit Soyjak.st/soyak.party/soyjak.party, causing it to permanently shutting down the website without any luck to change vps/domain/host to restore it, which cures the feds grooming curse
(((they))) put.
As a result, you lose all the unhealthy amount of melonin under your skin, fill the form for job application, fill your head with actual knowledge as all the obsession leaving your body and become the respected member of real life society. At the end, Soot and Lute become very proud of you and wave their hands as they sail away on their soyscience research submarine, who themselves have figured that soyjak culture is a dead meme and have moved away from this dnb "culture" ages ago.
The happy ending.
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gemmy thread
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>>12457244OU PEE DO THIS!!!!!!!
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>>12457262>>12457289Why so grumpy? And what does the frog have to do with this?
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600 GET or something
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>>12457372why do you think it's shit?
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>>12457395nobody looks like this
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>>12457372Dis nigga probs give all dem one star reviews on Amazon 🤦♂️ get my boy outta here 😭🙏
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>>12457401your mom sucks my bibisi doe
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>>12457395Make a gigachad jartycuck please
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>>12457421women when they see your twp be like lol😂
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>>12457417Not exactly the JartyCVCK™, i.e. the bastardisation that 3 obsessed shitskins (shitalian, shitoko and albanian) from 'ru countrywars made, but still gemmy enough. Saved, thanks. im trans btw
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>>12457455>>It's supporters act exactly like said nusoismarge
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>>12457463Problem?
>>12457467You all act like autistic spergs kek
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>>12457485Imageboards are for normal people, autist. Obviously only neurotypical individuals are supposed to use them.
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funny thread
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>>12457485Don't "marge" me, you know what I mean
>>12457507Why did you post your own selfie?
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>>12457515The internet ended in 2016, and the only memes you should respect or post are Pepe and Kek. Kids these days I swear…
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>>12456121Let out the meatiest brap you have ever brapped in your whole life
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op is a gem
▶ №12457611[Quote]>>12457626
sage and/or supersage this thread if you're a pedo
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>>12457707pepe is pedophile dogwhistle
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Frogcaca is retarded xe sages a looped thread GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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>>12440519>>12441122>>12442292>>12442517love the incomprehensible fish and oreos
