[–] ▶ №12437062[Quote]>>12437112
kill myself
▶ №12437076[Quote]
make a snow fren
▶ №12437088[Quote]
>>12437029 (OP)grab binoculars and look around if there is any human settlement
▶ №12437091[Quote]
blame trannies for everything
▶ №12437093[Quote]
call the snow a pedophile
▶ №12437103[Quote]
i want
▶ №12437116[Quote]
tes
▶ №12437132[Quote]>>12437143
>>12437112so does the adventure thread end here?
▶ №12437135[Quote]>>12437181
Torture pedophilic, obsessed, fat, faggy, autistic, shitskin, jartycuck troon that is op.
▶ №12437142[Quote]>>12437169
>>12437112remember that being dead means you cant take that bibisea anymore, and wake up
▶ №12437153[Quote]>>12437159
>>12437112Call dying a pedophile and survive
▶ №12437154[Quote]>>12437714
>>12437112you survive but with only 10% of your IQ so you piss & shit yourself while acting like a retard
▶ №12437305[Quote]>>12437309
gem go up
▶ №12437309[Quote]
>>12437305thread's over though
▶ №12437714[Quote]>>12437788>>12437827
>>12437154Miraculously, you get up. Your clitty starts to leak a little, but you feel mostly fine. Luckily, it didn't hit anything important.
What do you do?
▶ №12437788[Quote]>>12437884
>>12437714Surgically remove 'p from brain and inject mentats into critical thinking
▶ №12437827[Quote]>>12438092
>>12437714Call frontal cortex a pedophile
▶ №12437891[Quote]
>>12437884take the drug that makes you white
▶ №12437895[Quote]
>>12437884take da DRUG that makes yo uwhite and turn into an absolute aryan beast that can survive any temperature and have the knowledge of thread hiding implanted into your brain
▶ №12437905[Quote]
>>12437884try to eat some snow since ur hungry
▶ №12438092[Quote]>>12438146>>12438162
>>12437827You call your frontal cortex a pedophile.
>OBSESSED JARTYPEDO BRAIN GO BACK TO YOUR SPINAL CORD GO BACK GO BACK SAGE SAGE SAGE 'TEENS 'OX MY BRAIN NOOOWWWYour clitty leak has progressed into a full-fledged clitty tsunami.
What do you do?
▶ №12438146[Quote]>>12439037
>>12438092tsunami is a japanese word, so call clitty an tranime obsessed troon.
▶ №12439037[Quote]>>12439092>>12439096>>12439100
>>12438146You realize that Tsunami is a Japanese word.
>YOUSE HAVIN A TSUNAMI? MUFFUGA DAT SUM TRANIME SHIT! YOU A DIDDY AAH BLUD KYS TOUHOUCLITTYPEDO YOUSE OBSESSED WIT MI N SHIET. YWNBAW TRANNYIn a fit of blind rage, you shoot your clitty off.
You are now leaking both blood and urine.
What do you do?
▶ №12439092[Quote]
>>12439037You look up how to perform a valid transitionary surgery on yourself to clean it up
▶ №12439096[Quote]
>>12439037find an outpost to heal your clitty in
▶ №12439100[Quote]>>12439285
>>12439037you shoot yourself again with a shotgun but this time removes all the 'p parts of your brain
▶ №12439116[Quote]
>>12437029 (OP)stop making fun of mi
▶ №12439285[Quote]>>12439299>>12439303>>12439326>>12439346
>>12439100You shoot yourself again, determined to remove the 'p.
This time, the bullet grazes your Jarty Obsession lobe. You start to forget what Soytan is and why you hate it so much.
What do you do?
▶ №12439299[Quote]>>12440064
>>12439285keep firing until the mag is empty
▶ №12439326[Quote]
>>12439285do whiteface with snow
▶ №12439346[Quote]>>12440400
>>12439285open the jarty on my phone and become a jartycuck now that i don't hate it
▶ №12439873[Quote]
failadventure? o algo
▶ №12440064[Quote]>>12440101>>12440115>>12440131
>>12439299You keep shooting until the mag is empty.
You feel a sense of peace. Finally, the embedded 'p is 'nished.
What do you do?
▶ №12440101[Quote]>>12440218
>>12440064check supplies to see how much blond hair dye I have left for the journey
▶ №12440115[Quote]
>>12440064call dr soystein because i probably need meds now
▶ №12440218[Quote]>>12440272>>12440280
>>12440101You check how much hair dye you have left in your supplies.
You have 3 packets of Award Store® brand Blonde Hair Dye.
That should be enough to last you another 5 months, considering you never shower.
What do you do?
▶ №12440272[Quote]>>12440295
>>12440218CALL DR SOYSTEIN
▶ №12440295[Quote]>>12440301>>12440306>>12440337>>12440366
>>12440272You call Dr. Soystein.
No signal.
>FUGGEN OBSESSED TUNDRA!!!!What do you do?
▶ №12440297[Quote]>>12440300
>>12440280meds i think thats just a puddle
▶ №12440300[Quote]
>>12440297it's a hole, xe ripped off part of the ice sheet earlier
▶ №12440301[Quote]>>12440349
>>12440295fuck it go in the hole maybe its not a puddle
▶ №12440337[Quote]
>>12440295freeze your blood into a horn/weapon
▶ №12440349[Quote]
>>12440301it's the agartha hole trust
▶ №12440366[Quote]>>12440384
>>12440295Use your last remaining braincells to realize if you dox yourself someone could send you 'za to save you, so start posting troonslop on twitter to bait a /raid/ thread.
▶ №12440370[Quote]
cord thread dni
▶ №12440374[Quote]>>12440384
use the phones mobile data to call the jartycuck car to pick you up o algo
▶ №12440388[Quote]
>>12440384just go in the hole
▶ №12440400[Quote]>>12440403>>12440413>>12440414>>12440416>>12440439
>>12439346Despite not remembering what it is, you, perhaps spurned by the death throes of your remaining Jarty Obsession neurons, load up Jakparty.soy on your phone.
Only to find that it's… dead?
You feel a deep sense of wrongness and confusion well up in you, evendoe you don't know what this site is. How could that be possible?
What do you do?
▶ №12440402[Quote]
>>12440384Draw troonslop in the snow hoping some 'teen on google earth will see it and try to dox you.
▶ №12440406[Quote]>>12440433
>>12440384ok fine then actually start moving and try to find any sort of civilization
▶ №12440414[Quote]
>>12440400maybe someone made a new jarty
▶ №12440422[Quote]
>>12440403why did you suggest this
▶ №12440425[Quote]>>12440427>>12440429>>12440432>>12440438>>12440447>>12440448
>>12440403No signal.
Maybe if you were smarter, the question would occur to you as to why the Jarty had loaded earlier. But it doesn't. Instead, you just leak more.
▶ №12440433[Quote]
>>12440406I mean I guess scientific bases/outposts since he’s in antarctica
▶ №12440438[Quote]
>>12440425maybe if 95% my brain wasnt missing
▶ №12440447[Quote]
>>12440425you create a new splinter and it gets spammed with dnb
▶ №12440448[Quote]>>12440455
>>12440425go in the hole, it's agartha entrance
▶ №12440455[Quote]>>12440477
>>12440448i geged
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▶ №12440479[Quote]>>12440484
fucking reply
▶ №12440484[Quote]
>>12440479op here im gooning to dnb i wont be available for a few hours
▶ №12440485[Quote]>>12440490
>>12440477doesnt really show up in screenshots lol, its one of this optical illusions
▶ №12440510[Quote]
you WILL reply im trans btw
▶ №12440519[Quote]>>12440522>>12440533>>12440534>>12440538>>12440636>>12440647
>>12440306You attempt to dox the tundra. However, it occurs to you that you don't actually know how to do that. You yell out for some other soyteen to dox it for you, but get no reply.
You are distracted from your leaking by the sound of laughing behind you. You turn around to see a green fish.
<OHNONONONONONONO NUSOIGLUBBAS CAN'T DOX KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKWhat do you do?
▶ №12440533[Quote]>>12440543>>12440918
>>12440519rape the frog and call him obsessed
▶ №12440534[Quote]>>12440918
>>12440519call the fish an obsessed tranny
▶ №12440538[Quote]
>>12440519brap in the water to kill the fish
▶ №12440542[Quote]>>12440554
>>12440522do this, maybe he'll respawn as wubbzy
▶ №12440560[Quote]
contact lute and beg him to reopen the jarty
▶ №12440626[Quote]
up
▶ №12440647[Quote]
>>12440519politely rell him that we say "geg", not "kek".
▶ №12440703[Quote]>>12440737>>12440744
OP WHERE IS YOU
▶ №12440737[Quote]>>12440743>>12440746>>12440751
>>12440703I was eating dinner, why is you so obsessed wit me o algo
▶ №12440743[Quote]
>>12440737do the first ane and have him reincartate as wubbzy
▶ №12440744[Quote]>>12440755
>>12440703op is a massive slf
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>>12440737(You) cant leave us without finishing the adventure
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>>12440737meds now you HAVE to dedicate your entire free time to this raisin
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>>12440751>>12440744trvthnvke OP 'NISH IT
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>>12440756you get a bad reputation on the shtreets
▶ №12440767[Quote]>>12440812
>>12440756or I'm not gonna be happy o algo
▶ №12440830[Quote]>>12440837
he tries to shoot the fish but misses and shoots himself yet again
▶ №12440837[Quote]>>12440844>>12440862
>>12440830op abandoned the thread JUST SHUT IT DOWN
▶ №12440844[Quote]>>12440851>>12440871
>>12440837its like the second time
i think we got a new op midway through
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some draw continue the thread
▶ №12440862[Quote]>>12440866
>>12440837Nigger i'm drawing right now I haven't abandoned it you ADHD retards
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>>12440862NONONONONONO I DEMAND IT NOW
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>>12440844Yeah I'm not the original OP geg, I hijacked the thread because OP ended it prematurely like a SLF
I'm the OP of the Save the Bull adventure thread btw if that matters
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opiiiii where is youuuuu
▶ №12440918[Quote]>>12440921>>12440926>>12440930>>12440932>>12440936>>12440966
>>12440533>>12440534>KILL YOURSELF OBSESSED TRANNY!!!! YOUSE BAITING ME!!! I GON RAPE YOU ASS!!Due to your declined motor functions, you fall flat on your face.
The fish laughs harder.
What do you do?
▶ №12440926[Quote]>>12441122
>>12440918my massive weight cracks the ice apart and I fall in
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>>12440918you leak,but the leakage of the clitty is radioactive and it melts the fish
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>>12440918grab the fish and still try to rape if he tries to escape I go in the hole to agartha
▶ №12440940[Quote]>>12440941>>12440959
>>12440921first reply you have to do this
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>>12440940its the best reply that he draws
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>>12440921WUBBZY LIVES IN A TREE AND HE LIKES TO PLAY PLAY PLAY
▶ №12440959[Quote]>>12440972
>>12440940I dont think xhe does first reppy only
▶ №12440962[Quote]>>12440983
>wubbzy
who?
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>>12440918Your immense clitty leakage propels you forwards towards the fish
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the fish brings a whole group of his species and they eat you
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>>12440962WOW WOW WUBBZY WUBBZY WUBBZY WOW WOW
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its a fucking children show
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the ice breaks and shows a huge lake made out of ancient clitty leakage
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OP wubbzy is obsessed brimstone
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gem of a thread
▶ №12441122[Quote]>>12441130>>12441137>>12441148>>12441149>>12441173>>12441178>>12441334
>>12440926Your massive weight cracks the ice, and you plunge into the frigid water below.
You are greeted by an entire school of the same infuriating fish, all kekking at your fail.
>OHNONONONO SOYSISTERS WHAT'S THIS? I THOUGHT WE WERE THIN GIGACHADS? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKAs you feel your blood pressure start to rise, your temperature drops rapidly. Your blubber is insulating you, but if you spend any longer down here you might die.
What do you do?
▶ №12441130[Quote]
>>12441122I WAS FIRST NIGGER
▶ №12441148[Quote]>>12441369
>>12441122GEG
the fish baits you and you leak so you follow the fish to kill them
▶ №12441149[Quote]>>12441161
>>12441122FUCKING REINCARTANE AS WUBBZY
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>>12441149wubbzy fags are built for bbc
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>>12441122spot a nuclear submarine
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>>12441122spot the jarty fish
▶ №12441179[Quote]
MRI scans of wubzzyfags prove they are aroused by the thought of seducing unsuspecting men into having sex with them. And a survey concluding that 80% of wubbzy are self-reported autogynephiles.
▶ №12441184[Quote]>>12441188>>12441198
WHO THE FUCK IS WUBBZY
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>>12441184a children show
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>>12441259take your adhd meds
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>>12441259nigga hes drawing
▶ №12441275[Quote]>>12441286
>>12441259I'S WORKIN ON IT MASSA
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>>12441286fuck off nigger
▶ №12441296[Quote]
>>12441286It isn't, kys wubbzytroon
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>>12441286elaborate bait operation
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OP when do you think the story will end
▶ №12441369[Quote]>>12441380>>12441385>>12441387>>12441401>>12441518
>>12441148>>12441137You get baited by the fish.
>NIGGUH YOUSE IS FUGGEN DEMORALIZERS FROM DA CORD N SHIEETT!!! EAT YOURSELF OBSESSED NIGGER!!! I GON EAT YU FO DA FROOTREICH!!You swim towards them with lethal intent. Your movements are graceful, your rolls bobbing elegantly in the water like a majestic creature you post on the sharty, whose name you can't quite recall.
Unfortunately, your movements are far too slow, and the fish stay out of reach.
>OHNONONONONONO NUSOIGABAGOOBAS ARE WE GOONHITLERS?? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK JUST SHUT IT DOWNThey're staying at an arm's length, taunting you. So close, and yet so maddeningly far.
What do you do?
▶ №12441380[Quote]
>>12441369think about better things
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>>12441369oops, forgot to make the arrow different for the fish
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>>>12441369
>think about better things
>WUBBZY WUBBZY
kys nigger
▶ №12441387[Quote]>>12441419
>>12441369ok are you just ignoring any requests related to the yellow gerbil
▶ №12441401[Quote]>>12441527
>>12441369you fall into the bottom of the lake,hopeless,then you see an entrance to a cave that leads to agartha
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Bump cuz xis might be gemmy
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itt we dox op for not doing the first reply
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Adventure coal goes down
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Adventure thread goes up
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>>12441369Get out of the water and try to stomp the ice from above in order to hurt the fish
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>>12441401You fall deeper into the water, and it seems that you're beyond hope. It's over. The fish are right. Just shut it down. You close your eyes and wait for the cold to take you.
But then, you feel your foot touch something metal.
What do you do?
▶ №12441536[Quote]>>12441549>>12441580>>12441660
>>12441527Unscrew the hatch using the edge of the badge as a screwdriver
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>>12441536then you open it to find a bunch of giggas in agartha that are trying to kill you because you are black so you take a mask of a 'jak you had to hide from them
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>>12441648the shit propels nate into the stratosphere
▶ №12441660[Quote]>>12441667>>12441680>>12441703>>12441705
>>12441536You use the edge of your badge to pry open the hatch like a screwdriver. It opens up to a ladder leading into an airlock bay.
What do you do?
▶ №12441680[Quote]>>12441828
>>12441660cry and go into it,with fear
▶ №12441703[Quote]>>12441828
>>12441660Try to enter, but get stuck due to my extreme circumference. I feel a hand grab my leg and try to pull me down.
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>>12441660shit in the opening and yell "YOU ARE ALL OBSESSED ESL FNF PEDOPHILE JARTYCUCKS" into the hatch
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>>12441703>>12441667>>12441680You start bawling your eyes out. this is TOO HECKIN' SCARY. It's almost as scary as 'cado.
You lower your immense frame into the hatch, but it gets stuck halfway through. No matter how much you squirm, you can't fit.
Suddenly, you feel some hands trying to drag you down. You shit yourself in fear, and you can hear their muffled screaming through your fat. You wail in distress.
>YOUUUUSEE OBSESSED WITH MEEEEEEEEEWhat do you do?
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>>12441828attempt to rape the creatures and utterly fail
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>>12441828as a defence mechanism you leak your clitty,but it atracts the blood thirsty creatures even more
▶ №12441907[Quote]>>12442187
>>12441828Shit so much that the substance corrodes the walls, widening the gap enough for me to fall through. Water starts rushing in.
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>>12441828You drown and die
▶ №12442187[Quote]>>12442198>>12442209>>12442215>>12442272
>>12441907You shit even more from terror, and it corrodes the walls wide enough for your immense girth to fit.
Falling in, you're surrounded by men dressed in white lab coats, flailing and screaming as water and feces flood the chamber.
<CLOSE THE HATCH!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, CLOSE THE HATCH!!!What do you do?
▶ №12442198[Quote]>>12442292
>>12442187the frogs fall in and laugh at you
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>>12442187use your shitting to launch yourself upwards
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>>12442187Close the hatch with your fat ass
▶ №12442292[Quote]>>12442329>>12442332
>>12442198The fish start pouring into the chamber as the water rises.
<OHNONONONONO SOYCUCKS ARE WE REALLY GOING TO DROWN? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKWhat do you do?
▶ №12442332[Quote]>>12442517
>>12442292soyquote the fish
▶ №12442517[Quote]>>12442539>>12442543
>>12442332Enraged by their bait, you wrack your mind for any way to get back at the fish.
Somewhere, in the depths of your lobotomized brain, you remember soyquoting. You think you needed an.. arrow, right? Or else you'd look like that and say that. You have a deep, instinctual fear of looking like that and saying that.
You decided to create an arrow by bending your arm, and you yell out your soyquote.
>I'M A FROGFAIL AND I'M FUCKING OBSESSED WITH SOYGODS AND I'M BROWN AND I LIKE BBC AND I'M A CUCK AND I ALSO USE DISCORD AND I'M FUCKING GAYThe frogs fall silent for a moment, but then redouble their laughter.
<OOOHHNONONONONONONO NUSOIFAILS CAN'T SOYQUOTE KEEEEEEEK<KEK, IT'S KINO!<SOYKEKS WHAT IS THIIIIIS<NO ARROW KEEEEEKThe water rises above your head, and you choke and gasp for air.
What do you do?
▶ №12442539[Quote]>>12442556>>12443035
>>12442517unleash the most toxic and brimmy brap into the frog infested water
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>>12442517get swept away by the current
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>>12442539soyquote the water gods
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brap away all the water and fish
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>>12442329You flail and choke on the fecal water, and everything goes black.
You wake up groggily on a mattress. As you shift around, you can hear its metal suspension creak and shudder under your massive weight, barely keeping from collapsing.
A smiling face greets you.
<Hey! I'm Luke Smith, the captain of this ship, the S.S Soytan.<You had a rough day, didn't you? You were pretty badly wounded. My on-ship doctors did their best to patch you up, but I'm afraid that the damage to your brain was unfixable. It's a miracle you're still alive. …By all logic, you shouldn't be.<As you can see, your feces gave my crewmates some mild chemical burns, but it's alright, I understand you were scared. Isn't that right?He turns to a man standing nervously nearby, who nods.
<You're our guest, so make yourself at home. What's your name? ▶ №12443194[Quote]
>>12443161Tell him your name is Nate and ask what the submarine is doing down there.
▶ №12443269[Quote]>>12444051
>>12443161request a green arrow and stab a scientist with it
▶ №12443311[Quote]>>12444051
>>12443161have a realistic panic attack
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>>12441058Why does this nigger keep forcing wow wow wubzy? Actual cacaborean
▶ №12443372[Quote]>>12443405
>>12443161say
>U NEEDA WATCH WOW WOW WUBZY RIGHT NOW MOTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAA OBSESSED SHALALALLALALALALL ▶ №12443382[Quote]>>12443405
>>12443161watch wow wow wubzy because it is kino
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up
▶ №12443831[Quote]>>12443874
Nu jannies refuse to loop this even though it's gemmier than save the bvll
▶ №12443931[Quote]>>12443944
>>12443874*Making both, I'm not the OP but I hijacked this thread after the second panel and I've been making it since
▶ №12443944[Quote]>>12443952
>>12443931>>12443874MEDS AND BBC RIGHT FUCKING NOW
▶ №12443971[Quote]>>12443980
>>12443952geg pixiv anyway im going to sleep. luck in your projects
▶ №12443980[Quote]>>12444014
>>12443971I don't have pixiv, firealbrapca just has that built in geg. Also thanks 'teen
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>>12443980Make a pixiv account and start posting soyjak porn
▶ №12444051[Quote]>>12444073>>12444081>>12444352>>12444739>>12447879
>>12443311>>12443269Luke.. Smith… Soytan….
You don't know why, but these words create a primal, bubbling rage in your mind. You begin to seethe and hyperventilate, but you hold it in.
You ask for a green arrow.
<A green arrow? Sure, we have a box of them somewhere. Dr. Soyovik, fetch us some green arrows, please.The scientist nods and hurries off to another wing of the submarine, returning with a box of bright green arrows.
You take the arrow in your hand. It's smooth and cold to the touch.
You can't hold your rage in any longer. You slash at Luke Smith in animalistic fury, aiming for his jugular.
You miss, but gash his hand pretty deeply.
<AGGGHHHHH!!! NONONONONO, STOP! PLEASE! WE CAN TALK THIS OUT!What do you do?
▶ №12444073[Quote]
>>12444051one of the soyentists shoots you with a tranq dart to immobilize you
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>>12444051Xer name is lute you know
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>>12443990spyware os and spyware browser
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>>12444051call him an obsessed jartycuck and that you're whiter than him
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>>12444688>what is a virusThis is cope sadly. The only thing stopping you from getting a virus on any OS is common sense.
▶ №12444739[Quote]>>12450355
>>12444051remember that lute was the creator of the jerdee so hes hecking evil
▶ №12444870[Quote]>>12444968
OP here, I'll be updating this in the morning as long as you keep it bumped
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up
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bumperino
▶ №12447879[Quote]>>12450355
>>12444051rape luke or something
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adventure threads are made by trannies
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kys frognigger
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Antarcticans are whiter than #FFFFFF btw
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bumped.
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up
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Obsessed thread nobody looks like this I dont look like this and oreos
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>>12447879>>12444739Somewhere in the recesses of your damaged brain, a neuron fires. You remember something. The… Jarty. The Jarty. DA FUGGEN JARDY.
>YOUSE AN OBSESSED JARTYPEDONIGGERSHEMMYCUCK!!! I GON RAPE YOUSE OBSESSED ASS!!! I'S WHITAH THAN YOUSE!!!<Th-the jarty? No, please! I shut that down a while ago! This is all a big misunderstanding!>SHUT.. DOWN..? YOUSE SAYING TO JUST SHUT IT DOWN??? DEMORALIZERCORD GO BACK TO YOUR CORD JARTYCUCK TRANNY DEMORALIZER YOUSE IS OBSESSED WITH ME NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER GO BACK TO LESOTHO VANTABLACK NIGGER!!!!<No!! No!!! Soyovik, get the tranqs, he's beyond reason!!You stomp towards him as he flees, holding up your arms to make yourself appear larger and more intimidating. You are going to rape this obsessed jartypedo.
Meanwhile, Dr Soyovik is scrambling through the hull to find a tranquilizer gun.
What do you do?
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>>12450355try rushing for the airlock to get a diving suit and get the fuck out
▶ №12450510[Quote]>>12450938
>>12450355remember that %100 of your brain was destroyed by gunfire and stop hating tan and jarty
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>>12450355Rape him with my BWC (TBP)
▶ №12450938[Quote]>>12450950>>12451069
>>12450510As quickly as it came, your brief moment of lucidity vanishes. You forget completely what the Jarty or Soytan are.
You're set off focus, wobbling a bit as you try to regain your bearings. But you know you're mad at this guy for SOME reason, and so you charge at him anyway.
You flop onto him, pinning him down under your massive weight. He spits blood from the impact.
You begin rubbing your immense gunt against him sensually.
>oohhh yah… ungg yah… how youse like mai BWC obsessed jartycahck… das rite… tahke it naice and slow…He thrashes and screams in terror, beginning to cry.
<NOOOOO!!!!! NONONONO!!!! HELP ME, HELP ME, SOMEONE HELP!! HE'S CRUSHING ME!!! I'M GOING TO DIE!!!Dr. Soyovik, shaking uncontrollably, takes the tranq gun and fires two times. However, your prodigious body weight tanks the injection and you're only a bit slowed down.
<STOP IT!! LET HIM GO!!! PLEASE!!! PLEASE STOP!!!What do you do?
▶ №12450950[Quote]>>12451202
>>12450938brap on him and ask where the nearest kfc is
▶ №12451069[Quote]>>12451606
>>12450938remember that killing people is 'oodist activity and get off of him
▶ №12451202[Quote]>>12451212>>12451427>>12451451>>12451460>>12451496
>>12450950You release a wet, meaty brap on him.
>BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP>awh yuh does yah lieks dat stud… awhhhh daammnn…<NO!! NO!! AGGGHHH!! PLEASE!!! I CAN'T..His eyes are inflamed and swelling from the noxious fumes, and tears are streaming down my face.
>aawwhh nigguh.. youse so sexy.. i gon rape youse so good… rape is so fuggen aryan n shiet…>shiieett.. i's feelan mighty hungray…>wer dah closest kfc aht mayne<WH-WHAT? KFC? THERE AREN'T ANY KFCS AROUND HERE, IT'S ANTARTICA!!!Dr Soyovik fires two more shots, but once again you don't feel much of a difference, only growing a bit more sluggish.
What do you do?
▶ №12451212[Quote]>>12451606
>>12451202I try to escape but one of the Soytan posters on the wall distract me, sending me into a furious rage
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>>12451202get off him and /calm/ down
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Wow soytroons really make any organic and popular meme here unfunny
You are all the same breed of soytranny you are not superior to anyone here lol
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>>12451202clittyleak about oldfags
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>>12450355saved this coaly thread award
▶ №12451496[Quote]>>12451571
>>12451202This, troons and gentlemen, is trve sharty cultrue, admire it
▶ №12451571[Quote]>>12451576>>12451582
>>12451496Sharty "culture" is black nigger penises and taking HRT
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>>12451571go back to /pol/ nazi
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>>124515714cuck "culture" is lolipedos and tranime
▶ №12451606[Quote]>>12451630>>12451637>>12451655>>12451692
>>12451212>>12451069Suddenly, you get up with a start. You just remembered. Killing people is 'oodist. Just like 'cado, and raiding. You ain't no fuggin 'oodist.
With some difficulty, you lift your gargantuan bulk off of Lute and flee down the hall.
You find yourself in a hallway, at the end of which is a door. It seemingly leads into a control room of some kind, filled with buttons and dials. It's padlocked thoughever.
There's a Soytan poster on the wall, which you probably would be mad at if you remembered what Soytan was.
Dr. Soyovik has continued shooting at you, and despite your blubber you can feel yourself getting sleepy.
What do you do?
▶ №12451630[Quote]>>12451822
>>12451606Remember that cows are jarty 'oodist niggerbrim vantablack antimatter and rip the poster of the cow
▶ №12451655[Quote]>>12451663
>>12451606 enter the control roo m
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>>12451637cows are 'oodist brim antimatter 'cado epi
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>>12451655>oom reversed backwards is mooKYS OFFSITER SOYCORDER VANTABLACK SHITSTONE COWNIGGER FORCER KYS KYS KYS
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>>12451606I look in a mirror and see myself. I smash the mirror in rage (HTSM is cord brimstone) and use the shards to defend myself
▶ №12451822[Quote]>>12451840>>12451871
>>12451630>>12451637You squint at the poster.
Wait a minute.
COWS ARE FUGGIN 'OODIST!!!!
You enter a frothing rage and waddle towards it, then tear the offending part of the poster off.
>KYS KYS KYS KYS EPI BRIMSTONE COWS ARE FUGGING EPI KYS PEDO DOGWHISTLE SAGE SAGE SAGEYou ball the paper up in your hands, as if trying to crush it out of existence.
What do you do?
▶ №12451840[Quote]>>12451890
>>12451822throw the paper balls at dr soyovik
▶ №12451842[Quote]
WikiGODs write an article on this one
▶ №12451890[Quote]>>12451930>>12451943>>12451956
>>12451840You throw the paper ball at Dr. Soyovik.
>TAKE YER MUFFUGIN 'OODIST NIGGERBRIM AND GO BACK TO THE JEEEERRDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIt momentarily distracts him and sets him off balance.
What do you do?
▶ №12451900[Quote]
Realize your actions are le bad, and apologize
▶ №12451911[Quote]
Pull out your bwc and start gooning to soytan while screaming EPI
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how did this thread make me feel bad for lute
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>>12451890Realize the green things on darts look like grass and that cows eat grass. You leak violently because of this
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>>12451890OP is revealed to be the owner of a groom'cord
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>>12451890Try to find Soot, as I reason from to the Soytan poster that such a place could only be owned by a pedophile, and I believe Soot is the worst pedophile in history, rivaling Jeffrey Epstein.
▶ №12451959[Quote]
Realize you literally have near zero brain function, and cease everything and voluntarily collapse because walking was too much of an effort
