Not Jerome Powell
Not Jerome Powell
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Not Jerome Powell
@alifarhat79
Not associated with the Federal Reserve. Financial Parody and sarcasm. Not investment advice. Crypto
linktr.ee/notjeromepowellJoined January 2010
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Boomers selling their homes for $2 million after buying them in 1969 for 7 raspberries
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My wife: where the heck did you spend $25,000 last night?
Me:
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Me seeing OnlyFans girls buying their 3rd $4 million dollar property while I wake up at 6am to go to work
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I was visiting my parents yesterday and found this. I’m their only child.
For every 1,000 likes I’ll make JD Vance’s face bigger
Jeffrey Epstein: Can you come tonight?
Stephen Hawking: I can’t. I’m doing a very important research on black hole radiation.
Epstein: We got midgets though.
Hawking:
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Art Vendelay 
MARK ZUCKERBERG
2004 - Steals Facebook
2016 - Copies Snapchat (Instagram Stories)
2020 - Copies TikTok (Instagram Reels)
2023 - Copies Twitter
2024 - Copies Space X
2025 - Changes name to Elon Musk
The Starbucks barista watching me hit “No tip” on the iPad
