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I hired a Japanese dominatrix in March, 2024
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>>12408538 (OP)I used to post 'zellig yes i was a zellignigger
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>>12408560This was written by chat gpt
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>>12408551she is a semi popular JAV actress as well, you may have gooned to a woman who a soyteen has done sexual acts with.
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>>12408574You should’ve killed her right after
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i samefag on all my threads to keep them up on the log for as long as possible
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I’m a gigger
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>>12408590Why would I do that? I could never bring myself to hit a woman instead I pay them to hit me
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>>12408574Send pic of her
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>>12408574tell us xhis name NOWWWWW
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>>12408637genuinely asking, how do you even do that
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I jerk off to ai chat with cartoon characters every night
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I stole some chocolates from an canteen when i was young
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>>12408718I actually believe you given the volume of ponyniggers on the Sharty GEEEEG
Kys btw
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I have a crush on a pooner
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>>12408718who doesn't or something
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>>12408737Vantablack ya kuch aur and oreos
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>>12408733I am friends with a pooner
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>Confess your sins
No
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>>12408538 (OP)I post htsm threads talking about soyteens hating cute mecia geg
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make one of those strawpage confession things so people will confess REAL sins that'll get them banned if they posted here
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I use normie social media because I don't want to cut myself off from my friends just because the people on the bald men with glasses website told me to
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I don't really wanna confess anything incase i get banned for wordfilter but i got groomed by a… Bad group of people when i was younger, not into sexual stuff but they were much older and doxxed kids for fun, i escaped from them once i realized how fucked they are
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>>12408792Nusoyim don't know about how gigaposting works…
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>>12408792I look like and say that o algo
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>>12408795Are you okay man
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Once I got too angry and slapped my mom in the face. It was a long time ago when I was a little kid but I regret doing it up to this day
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>>12408795Blud got groomed by the troll police 💀
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>>12408811someone do this now with another thread
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Most of my threads are just me samefagging until I get bored
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>>12408789Will be flooded with pedos award
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>>12408805Yeah. They were a massive group with connections to pretty much everything with like a thousand aliases. I was a dumb kid back then like five years ago, one of them ratted me and was doxxing me. Im still kinda scare
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>>12408819No, i was never that stupid but i met some guys off of lego ripoff game
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>>12408840blud got groomed by bloxniggers
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Ngl pretty much all of these are tame as hell, the last thread like this had people confessing to fucking selling drugs to crackheads and shit
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in my threads sometimes in the replies i'd be a frognigger saying blatantly wrong stuff so i could get more reppeys
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i tried to buy drugs off archetyp (a dark web drug selling site) before it shut down but was too lazy to get past the pgp thingy
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>>12408856We're too autistic to do that or something
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>>12408856Maybe because the confession in the op is tame
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i ate my own shit once cause i was bored
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>>12408772I'm taking that shit to the grave (unless i change my mind)
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>>12408899I'm not a fucking fed you dumbass fuck off
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>>12408789im gonna try to make one with chatgpt right now o algo
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i had oral intercourse, with an indian. And no this is not a sick joke or some nigger bait, this indian twink gave me a bj
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>>12408913nigga it's a strawpage it isn't that hard
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Not really a confession but last night I dreamt I was friends with a black guy wearing a balaclava who was caught stealing shit
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>>12408904This site’s anonymous don’t worry
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>>12408914Indians twinks are a thing? That sounds terrifying
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>>12408891>>12408919this shit unironically glows do NOT go on there teens o algo
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Im so fucking scared of being caught for this so i'm using a vpn but around 2 decades ago me and some random kid were playing around in the woods until i decided i was bored and killed him. I realized what i did so i genuinely hid the body
im still scared of it ever resurfacing again and no im not lying
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>>12408958Tell us more NOW
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>>12408958shit that never happened award
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>>12408951it glows because you have to make an account for all i know to post shit
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>>12408958GEGGGGGGGGG ?????????
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>>12408964you don't need to make an account i just posted
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>>12408958going to my list of real things that happened and were not made up and actually happened and that did occur and oreos
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>>12408958GEEEEEEG WHAT IS THIS
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>>12408958geeg or something
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>>12408958Ts did NOT happen 😭💔💔✌️✌️🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀
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>>12408958me when I have to kill my friend cause I'm bored:
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>>12408974
can you make it so that others can see it
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>>12408932In highschool finals there was a short guy i did not notice at first, but then i got a message from someone three days later. He asked to hangout and blow some petards in the forests, i agreed since it was always fun and legal in my country. This nigger was clingy af and i just went with it
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>>12408974
post another thread brah
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>>12408958describe what you did the day you killed him in less than 2 minutes or it didnt happen
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I'm built for big alien cock
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>>12408992Do this or else your pants are on fire
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I gave my cousin head until I was 14 im trans btw
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>>12408551thats aryan shemmybrap
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>>12408960Ok, so the kid is white and we went into the woods after getting out of school. It happened in eastern europe in 2007
i still see the parents from time to time and im scared and sad. i was deranged back then
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>>12408958Just for that I am going to alert the authorities for your arrest
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>>12409008how did you hide the body
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>>12408958soyteen confesses to murder award
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>>12409020real murder btw that happened and wasnt made up im trans btw
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>>12409018yeah as a kid it would be quite the task to hide a body
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>>12409008Nigga tell us more, that doesn't cut it
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>>12409018in a random hole, hid it with leaves and a small fallen tree nearby
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When I was a nu nu nu nu soi I thought that "ytboi" meant "youtube boy"
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>>12409028Send us all of the proof you have that this happened, literally all of it
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>>12409028go back and check if he's still there or whatever
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>>12409028How tf do you find a small hole and cover it with leaves and trees do you mean a ditch
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>>12409028that would get found in a week stop making shit up nigga and confess your real sins, we know you gooned to soytan
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>>12409037i cant without being distraught and puking. im sure the wildlife ate him at this point its been 2 decades
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>>12408958Guys imagine if someone reports this shit to the feds and they shut the website down. It would be kinda kino o algo
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>>12409065the good ending
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>>12409045i used to think during the pandemic that masks and fauci vaccines were le good because wholesome youtubers told me that they were, and tried convincing my parents to wear them
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>>12409055Liar liar pants on fire
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Every 2 minutes, a child disappears in Europe.
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>>12409077how much in india?
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>>12409074geg same but i became chuddy in 2023
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>>12408914better than the other way around
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I one time stole a cookie from the cookie jar when i was 7
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>>12409107OMG QUOTE BAN HIM OH MY GO DGOMDOGMDOG WTOFT WHY WOULD YOU FONCONESS OTNTO TAT ON THE SHARTY OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>12409045The video is related, actually
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>>12409109NOOO GUUYS IM SORRY
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I use cord but only to talk to friends who use nothing else, i never join any servers just use the friend and group chat feature
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>>12409120i actively talk in some cord servers
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>>12408974
post what you got sent
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>>12409123NOT SOYJAK RELATED DOE DONT BAN ME IM JUST A USER OF THEIR SERVICE
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>>12409094
>first confession
OYYYYY
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>>12409094
First confession is wild
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>>12409121not as bad as the anime.. jesus christ i still have trauma
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>>12409094
marge where is this frim
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>>12409121when i was 11 i was obsessed with anime for some reason and my friend told me to watch boku no pico (literal 'p hentai) and i thought it was really funny because i didnt understand what was happening
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>>12409074i still think the masks and fauci vaccines were le good lol
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of course its gonna deleted on the spot FUCK
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>>12409152
gem post more
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>>12409094
itt we speculate who the first confession was
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>>12409164I think a guy confessing to being a bannedfarms janny
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>>12409183no that's still up
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>>12409150bluddington is 13
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I look at one of my friend's ass when he isn't looking because he's got a great ass
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>>12409204
These ones are lame as shit, post the really spicy stuff
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>>12409204
you sure this is anonymous nigga
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>>12409204
>the second one
soicacas… i have no words…
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>>12409228im alright now though it didnt really affect me in the long term
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>>12409277
make a nu thread or somethin
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>>12409164'cordnigger wanting the username of some guy talking about how he uses 'cord to talk to friends
also had a ~ and a :3 in the message
was something like "what's your username~ :3"
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>>12409294
no, just use Tor
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>>12409292How's that a sin?
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shartyconfessions guy post more
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>>12409329oyyy 666x666 resolution
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When i was a teenager i killed one of the annoying younger kids at school and got away with it. He was fucking running around like a retard while i tried to stab him
they had no security cameras no fingerprints since i was wearing gloves the evidence was right there and it took people an hour to find the dead body in the unused classroom
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>>12409320its convenient and fairly private tor is slow and opera gx is ccp spyware
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>>12409363This totally happened btw and wasn't made up
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>>12409366nigga use librewolf
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>>12409376The namefirelterer
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>>12409363Liar liar pants on fire
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>>12409388>unjokinglyYeah I can tell
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>>12409374>>1240935Posting animals that get BTFO by sharks and Orcas award
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>>12409388Post pics of yourself or else you're lying, add a timestamp as well
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>>12409394firefox but faster, no bloat, way better protection from data stealing sites
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Yea this actualy happened, i vored a homeless guy ont he street. he kept yelling while being muffled and squealing and squirrling in my fat belly while he was being digested and i would slosh him around and he turned into big thighs and boobs it was so fucking hot he got stirred into my acid his skin melted off and his soul became part of my butt GODD.D..
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>>12409331
ai wasn't even that advanced back then doe
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>>12409388>using the shartyYeah we can tell
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I put a toothbrush up my ass once
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>>12409431Are you trans by chance
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this is now a Pinniped thread
post animals from the Pinnipeds genus (so we don't exclude things such as walruses or sea lions)
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>>12409439
janny approve
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>>12409438Did you scoop out any corn chunks?
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>>12409458Nobody looks like that
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>>12409472I do this and I look like this
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I’m black
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i just got out of jail for killing a man in my car
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Yea i killed a fucking black guy on the street
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honestly i killed a girl on the street by slamming her with my fat belly
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I rape niggers with pickaxes
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I eat seals and play with their corpses
>Totally not an Orca btw
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>>12409508hiro is that you
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i shot up a niggers
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I KILLED A MAN AND 2 CHILDREN GEG
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I unjokly use the thanos theme
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rest in piss to the asian guy i killed
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I have an insane body count i killed so many people
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half of these posts are soyteens larping about commiting murder and other serious crimes and the other half are soyteens confessing mild crimes
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I KILLED 8 MEN
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I killed 6 trillion Jews
Ama
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I killd myself and I’m dead now
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im into fucking black women with my bwc
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I’m hitler
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I smuggle exotic goonhitlers
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post more confessions from the straw
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As a business owner, I wear many hats
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I jerked off while my grandpa was in the same room.
He was sleeping in a bed in the same room while i was jerking off to hentai, and i honestly feel really fucking bad about that because he has been dead for some years and that scene of me touching my wonka watching drawn japanese girls while my grandpa is sleeping in the same room fucked up my memories of him.
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I’m LatinX
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POST THE STRAWPAGE CONFESSIONS NOAWWWW
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>>12409569
GEGGGGGGG
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GEEG XHE DELETED IT OUT OF SHAME
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>>12409583he closed an incognito tab while he was gooning so it switched to the sharty and his parents are trying to send him to a therapist because he had to show them this website and they saw cado and gigachad
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straw is a DNB
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strawpage nigger dissapeared
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>>12409599Which is a shame because I confessed something
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i was gooning and my parents caught me but i immediately closed the incognito window which revealed my main window that had the sharty opened so my parents asked me to show them the website and they now want to send me to a psychiatrist or someshit because they saw cado and gigachad and think im gay now
reposted because esl
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I gooned to femquote
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>>12409599someone make a nu one nooow
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I suspect I'm low T and sometimes I feel like I wanna be dominated by a larger and stronger man
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sealSISSIES fear the Great White Shark BVLL
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>>12409645Can I be the larger stronger man
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>>12409595obsessed ESL jartycuck parents o algo
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>>12409605Just tell your parents the truth nigga, honestly its way better telling your parents you were gooning to straight porn and accidentally switched tabs than your parents thinking you were actually jerking off to a fat man's butthole.
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>>12409645do you find rapeson attractive?
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>>12409657Only if you're big and strong and affectionate
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>>12409605Just say you were gooning (don't day hardcore porn) and switched tabs
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*say
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>>12409630You really think that makes you special? Many of us did that and not only to Quote but to every admin
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Thread hijacked by /an/
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I want to speak to the parents of the retard that got caught gooning and switched tabs to the sharty
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STRAWPAGE FAGGOT COME BACK
