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let's roll cinnamoroll
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Full Metal Alchemist or something
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attack on titan
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>>12346901niggers killing giant niggers is cool you need to relax
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Vinland saga
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>>12346901nope not cacaslop
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>>12346923Watch the amazing atheist on YouTube and get on Reddit to help track down the Boston bombers, you are almost fully enlightened.
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Bleach
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your mom
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goblin slayer even doe it has porn
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>>12346972Therefore it's degenerate and EPI GEGGGGGG SAD FAIL
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>>cutesy wholesome crap (you live in a fucking dystopia, stop making cartoons about cute girls doing cute stuff)
>YOU CAN'T MAKE CUTE STUFF BECAUSE THAT'S NOT HOW THE REAL WORD IS!!!!!!!1111!1!!!1!1! YOU HAVE TO LIVE IN MISERY AND MAKE SAD THINGS B-B-B-BECAUSE…. THATS REALISTIC!!!!!
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people dont watch anime for well-written dialogue and good pacing they watch it for mindless entertainment to escape from the real world
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The anime that I made up in my head and will never exist
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i du not know brotrhwer i',m s just drunk you know
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qoute plieas fix
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isn't soytan e pedo stuff ban tat that
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leave me alone brother
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>>12346901evendoe full metal alchemist is well written and mature and the women act like actual adults
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>>12347132tell quote to bring me more beer
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i'm watching aliens play tennis
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Berserk
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>>12347132a lot of the characters are nothingburgers but the dialogue and character being passable at all still puts it above and beyond almost everything so it stands out
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>>12347152*and character writing
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wait soys i have a breakthrougjhh
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why ist t this thread not in
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what if there was a soyjack anime?
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>>12347159because nobody gives a fuck about that dnb board
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cordsontalks already made it
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>>12347169aren't jannies gonna move it or however the barbeque goes
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>>12346862 (OP)you forgot one
>bad & samey character design ▶ №12347203[Quote]
wangan midnight
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>>12347159im raegebanned from /a/
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>>12347228legend of the galactic heroes watch it its kino
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Uhhh Monster o algo. It doesn't have le teenage girl skirt shots and obnoxious dialogue and fan service. The main characters are adults. The anime is shat on by adhd retards for being too slow. Nothing really pozzed in it
▶ №12347288[Quote]>>12347449
>>12347265ive never seen anyone shit on monster and ive met plenty of adhd retards who are obsessed with anime
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>>12347265I was too hesitant to suggest it because I want to gatekeep it even though its one of the best things I've ever watched
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QUOTE GAVE ME MOORE BEER
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>>12347201>>12347217>>12347228>>12347254>>12347289>>12347323Here's a release that's complete:
https://nyaa.land/view/1013436You're highly recommended to render it via ffdshow as an external filter in MPC-BE. See picrels. Don't go lower than 210. 210 already makes a few scenes here and there too bright, but overall it looks good (and much better than default, which is the point) and doesn't cause any serious crushing or distortion. You can set it to like 220-230 or so if you want to avoid crushing the brightest colors in certain scenes.
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OP i think you just need to watch some anime that was made before 1999
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>>12347288The main complaint i've consistently seen about Monster is that the pacing is slow
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>>12346862 (OP)>social/political commentary (i mean the real deal, not pozzed shit)How about Angel Cop which is about fighting communists and jews (girl getting her head blown open here is a communist)?
Or is that TOO unpozzed for you? It certainly was for the English TRANSlators who dubbed the anime; they censored the dialogue to remove all mentions of jews and inserted a fake anti-Hitler speech in the last episode (the low quality webm, that scene, they replaced all that dialogue into some anti-Hitler commentary).
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>>12347580Yes as the Eng version's dialogue is censored. It's the
(((kosher))) version made "safe" for Western audiences. Can't have negative things said about jews, oy veey.
▶ №12347805[Quote]>>12347834
Given your very specific and strong preferences, finding an anime that completely avoids all of those characteristics is exceptionally challenging, as many of them are common tropes or stylistic choices within the medium. However, I will propose one anime that, in my opinion, comes closest to meeting your criteria:
Monster
Here's why "Monster" might fit your requirements:
No Stilted Dialogue: The dialogue in "Monster" is generally realistic, well-paced, and serves the psychological thriller narrative effectively. It's often understated and focused on character interaction and plot development.
No Obnoxious Fight Scenes: "Monster" is a psychological thriller, not an action anime. Any violence is usually quick, brutal, and serves the plot, without extended, flashy, or "obnoxious" fight sequences.
No ADHD Pacing: The pacing of "Monster" is deliberate and methodical, building suspense and developing characters and plot over a long narrative. It's the antithesis of "ADHD pacing."
No Bizarre Juvenile Sexual Shit: There is virtually no sexual content in "Monster," and certainly none that is "bizarre, juvenile, or out of nowhere." The focus is entirely on the mystery and psychological elements.
No Teenager/Child Characters (as main focus): The primary protagonist, Dr. Kenzo Tenma, is an adult surgeon. While there are child characters involved in the story's past, the main narrative follows adult characters and their struggles.
No Bizarrely Unrealistic Characters: The characters in "Monster" are generally well-developed and grounded in a sense of psychological realism. There are no "loser nerd getting the girl" scenarios; instead, it's a gritty, complex narrative about moral choices and the dark side of humanity.
No True Love Romance Bullshit: Romance is not a central theme in "Monster." While some characters have relationships, they are not portrayed with "true love romance bullshit" and certainly don't drive the plot.
Social/Political Commentary: "Monster" is steeped in social and political commentary, particularly regarding post-Cold War Europe, German reunification, the lingering effects of historical trauma, medical ethics, and the nature of good and evil. This is integral to the plot and themes.
No Cutesy Wholesome Crap: "Monster" is a dark, mature, and often bleak series. There are no "cute girls doing cute stuff"; it's a serious drama dealing with murder, conspiracy, and existential dread.
No Capeshit Tier Powerlevel Crap/General Capeshittery: There are no superpowers, magic, or any fantastical elements in "Monster." It's a grounded, realistic thriller. The "general capeshittery" you describe is entirely absent.
Why it's so hard to find others:
You've hit on many characteristics that are prevalent in anime due to various factors:
Target Demographics: A significant portion of anime is aimed at younger audiences (shonen, shojo) where elements like "teenager/child characters," "cutesy wholesome crap," and sometimes "true love romance bullshit" are common.
Stylistic Conventions: Anime often utilizes heightened expressions, dramatic pacing, and specific visual language that can be perceived as "stilted dialogue" or "ADHD pacing" by those unaccustomed to it or looking for Western realism.
Moe and Fan Service: The "cutesy wholesome crap" and "bizarre juvenile sexual shit" can often be attributed to the "Moe" aesthetic and fan service, which are popular in certain genres and cater to specific fanbases.
Genre Conventions: The prevalence of action and fantasy genres naturally leads to "obnoxious fight scenes" and "capeshit tier powerlevel crap."
Cultural Differences: The way relationships, social interactions, and even "loser nerd getting the girl" tropes are portrayed can stem from cultural nuances and escapism specific to Japanese audiences.
Lack of Explicit Political Commentary (sometimes): While many anime have underlying themes, overt, gritty, real-world political commentary can be less common in mainstream productions, or it may be allegorical rather than direct.
While "Monster" is an exception, your difficulty in finding other anime that meet your stringent criteria is understandable given the prevailing trends and conventions within the anime industry.
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>>12347834It sounds like you're expressing a strong distaste for the kind of content often associated with AI-generated text or certain mainstream media, specifically in relation to anime. While I don't have personal feelings or the ability to be "slop," I understand that you're looking for something that genuinely breaks away from common tropes and delivers a more mature, realistic, and thought-provoking experience.
"Monster" was my best recommendation for an anime that largely avoids the characteristics you listed. Its focus on psychological depth, moral dilemmas, and real-world themes sets it apart from much of the anime landscape.
If "Monster" isn't quite what you're looking for, or if you've already seen it, could you tell me more about what aspects you found lacking, or perhaps give me an example of a Western work of fiction that does meet your standards? That might help me understand your preferences even better and see if there's any other anime that comes close.
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>>12346862 (OP)Ninja Scroll (the film). Sure the chars are unrealistic but in a cool and manly way, not "loser nerd gets girl" tier nonsense). No cutesy stuff. Great fights.
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North Korea OST
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Marge what’s wrong with teenager and child characters aslong as there isn’t pedoshit
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>>12346862 (OP)Yeah sure it’s kremlin.ru
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>>12346862 (OP)Ghost in the shell. Both films.>>12346862
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>>12348535OP's text is a pasta designed to push an anti-Anime narrative. The inclusion of the "no teenaged characters" criteria is intended to artificially raise the difficulty of answering, a way to make it harder to answer, by causing the reader to think "oh yeah there's this and that anime I can post as examples… oh but… there's this one 17 year old dude in it, so I guess I can't mention it…"
Note how the line is written:
> >teenager/child charactersIt does not say something like:
>has a cast consisting entirely or mostly of children/teenagersIt's intentionally written the way it is, carefully thought out, for purpose of accomplishing the aforementioned.
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>>12346862 (OP)name 100 western works then
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>>12350961SpongeBob SquarePants
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family guy
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>>12347091And porn. Anime is goyslop and it's sad and funny that faggot retards on 4chan think they're hyper intelligent for watching it and obsessing over it.
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>>12346862 (OP)cory in the house
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Cowboy bebop