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i hate how that dogshit Lilo and stitch remake will get 7 trillion Disneybucks cuz cute tech demo hyperrealism blue dog despite the fact that apparently Nani loses custody of Lilo so she can pursue college.
May 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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so fucking ass considering the original film was about Hawaiians natives sticking together as family and other themes of tourism and imperialism. Disney making the most anti indigenous film while building shitty resorts on Hawaiian indigenous land that's negatively affecting the locals/natives
i wish Disney can be destroyed but unfortunately they are a rotting corpse of capitalism hooked up to 5 billion different life support tubes
even without the context of the original ending There is history of native/indigenous children being purposely/forcefully separated from their families cuz of colonization/imperialism i know it's silly of me to be upset over a movie but like
DISNEY HAS VERY BIG MONEY AND INFLUENCE, THEREFORE AN IMPACT ON CULTURE. THIS IS BAD ACTUALLY
Not to mention their audacious to a frankly bullshit degree Who the fuck tries to copyright a national holiday (they tried to copyright the day of the dead, right?)
Christ that’s the most tone deaf retelling I’ve ever heard of
The worst part is finding out all the creatives that were working on it trying to make it good who got their work scrapped because it's cheaper to push out slop.
LIKE THE GUY WHO DESIGNED PLEAKLY IN DRAG. it was such a good design i wish i could find it again
I try not to get mad at media anymore, but this has me absolutely livid. Like the entire conflict with child services is supposed to be how the US colonized Hawaii in miniature.
The American public always pick the cgi slop over like an actually good and thoughtful movie people put time and love into. It will always sadden me that the Northman flopped.
I was sad to see that flop too. Thankfully Robert Eggers didn't have his career ended over it and is still making movies.
I already thought it was bad enough they got rid of Gantu in order to make Bubbles the villain (Which he never WAS) but hearing this just..... This isn't even a remake anymore, it doesn't understand the original story at all! This is like a bootleg of the original at this point!
How do you fuck a remake up that badly? If I recall, *not* losing custody over Lilo was the whole crux of the film's plot. Is it even the same movie?
rejecting the existence of the lilo and stitch remake. I do not perceive it
What Lilo and Stitch remake? There's only the original animated movie
Yeah I really don't get why people would watch it. Like they effectively removed two important characters from their narrative roles. (non undertone, since apparently they made Mr bubbles the guy after stitch rather than the child protection services)
i gave up on the disney live action remakes a long while ago yeah i think this is their lowest now besides the snow white remake
I was never gonna watch outta principle but damn this movie is so much worse than I thought it could be
I wasn’t interested in it either way since I’m already sick and tired of Stitch capitalism especially in the last few years
Doesnt help that Stitch has like Maybe I am missing a page here and this was always the case, but Stitch kinda became an absolutely popularity juggernaut like, this year and last year.
I’m already sick of Stitch capitalism
I've heard about how bad the new lilo and stitch film is and honestly as I see it. Disney is a shell of what it used to be. Disney used to be very good at stuff like diversity and international representation. now days they're too afraid to show a single difference and tries too hard at broad appeal
Going to college is a better ending for both of them.
euuuuuuugggh i want these CGI slop remakes to end so baaaad
In 2035 they will loop back around and start doing CGI remakes of their old CGI remakes, starting with Alice in Wonderland (2010)
I knew that this movie was going to be bad, but Jesus Christ that is a big punch in the gut.
is this a fucking joke? please tell me this isn’t real…oh my fucking god Disney what the actual FUCK????
Whaaaat??? That happens???!!!
What? WHAT?? Thats straight up character assassination wtf.
Not the mention Nani isn't even Native Hawaiian.
*Reads through the thread* *Blinks several times* Wha ... what ... WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK 'o.O Like I knew it'd have none of the visual charm of the original, but to completely butcher the characters and story aswell