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 12321136[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>12321156

This adventure thread will be mostly text-based as im a lazy fuck saving time as its focused on story
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Your eyes lift. woken up by the a24 kino sounds of your nintendo alarmo. the sunshine gleaming down your face with the familiar smell of your apartment complex.
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What will i do next?

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(also keep this bumped as im in 'mutt hours and ill probably go to sleep soon then wake up at like 2pm)

 12321149[Quote]>>12321185

Shit and piss yourself

 12321156[Quote]>>12321161>>12321185

>>12321136 (OP)
He kills himself with a nintendo shotgun, and ends up in nigggerhell with the shotgun

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>>12321156
The demons are all trans and he knows what he must do

 12321183[Quote]>>12321206

Throw the alarm clock across the room for daring to interrupt my dream where there's no heaven, no hell below us, people live for today, there's no countries and no religion

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>>12321149
you take a hot steamy piss in your bed. the urine covering every corner of the blanket and dripping everywhere, i try to shit, but nothing comes out of your body.
>>12321156
I am not sure of that items existence, nor do you have it.

 12321206[Quote]>>12321223>>12321231

>>12321183
after pissing in the bed, you get up and throw the alarm clock across the room, it colliding with the deep blue drywall, It shuts off.

 12321223[Quote]>>12321232

>>12321206
make xim get his phone and call tyrone to fuck xhim in the wet bedsheets

 12321231[Quote]>>12321251

>>12321206
see doctor soyberg pass through my walls aagain and punch the wall really heard, shattering all of the bones in my hand

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>>12321223
i do not know where your phone is. your hand twitches.

 12321240[Quote]>>12321262

>>12321232
Try as hard as possible to shit yourself, take some laxatives if you need to im trans btw

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>>12321231
you walk towards the wall, and with your twitchy hand. you try to punch the wall really hard.
you resist, your hand instead unclenches itself and smacks the wall really hard. it hurt, but didn't break your hands.

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>>12321240
i try to push out a turd. all you did was shart in your wet underwear.

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>>12321262
KEEP TRYINGGGGGG

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>>12321268
i try harder, you resist and start again

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>>12321280
Keep trying so hard until your pelvis shatters and your intestines burst

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>>12321280
take an entire bottle of doctor sneeds hyperlaxatives and drink my own piss

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>>12321280
Get up and eat a soylent

 12321323[Quote]>>12321333

>>12321285
i push harder, your entire body starts twitching. you try your best to resist.

 12321333[Quote]>>12321497

>>12321323
KEEP GOING YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!!!!

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>>12321333
i push your asshole to its limits, your body keeps twitching even more until your hand uncontrollably raises up to your head.
i try to counter your command. but then you grab it.
can't you see it?
YOU'RE grabbing me, on which i was once intangible.
YOU try your hardest to rip my control out of your body, my control over YOUR body slipping by the second.
YOUR body stabilizes, your asshole contracts, you toss me away.
and then you shakily walk by me just like your alarm clock. you escape the corner of my vision.
i lay on the floor. i can no longer smell the scent of urine.
what shall i do next? me and you are still connected.

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>>12321497
>OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS JUST LIKE MUH DELTARUNE

 12321527[Quote]>>12321546

>>12321509
wait so is "me" the halo and "you" the gapejak

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>>12321527
correcterino

 12321559[Quote]>>12321576

>>12321497
Take Dr. Soyberg's super duper laxatives so you can shit

 12321576[Quote]>>12321583

>>12321559
despite the considerable distance, i try to control your body from where i am. it doesn't work, and even if i knew where your laxatives were. i wouldn't know.

 12321583[Quote]>>12321676

>>12321576
The laxatives are downstairs in the kitchen. Find them

 12321585[Quote]>>12321805

>>12321509
Oh kek that did happen in deltarune

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>>12321583
despite the directions, i can't move without a vessel. however, before i would have lost all hope. you come out of the door and pick me up.
YOU then speak to me.
"look nigger, i was forced into this because of ITS selfish acts, now don't fuck with my life or else i'll…"
you stutter for a moment.
"i'll uh… try to…"
you look like a scared & confused animal.
You take me and use all of your might to force me back on your head. I become intangible once again.
SAINT & VESSEL CONNECTION REISTABLISHED.
what should i do next? the smell of urine fills the air. your once shaky body stabilizes.

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>>12321676
A skeleton holding pineapple somehow got into you house

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>>12321693
you look around, no he didnt.

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i'm going to sleep keep this thread bumped

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>>12321585
before i go, yeah this is basically the same dynamic with kris & the angel, but put under an entirely different story. you'll see what i have planned sqqn…



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