Come Feel the Burn! Pakistan’s Tribal Healing Tourism Is Open for Business
Forget overpriced spas and trendy detox drinks.
In parts of Pakistan, chronic illness is treated with red-hot iron rods... applied directly to your buttocks, spine, or chest.
Locals swear by it. No insurance required.
Got hepatitis? Paralysis? A stubborn backache?
You just haven’t been branded enough.
Now open to Western tourists:
• Full immersion in “authentic” culture
• Includes fire pit, a man with a mustache, and a steel rod
• Pain is proof it’s working
Book now before the FDA brings it home under the label “Thermal Meridian Therapy.”
Experience real Pakistan.
One cheek at a time.