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Pony must be in every post
Lee is welcome
Thread 2 archive:
https://archive.is/MGMFxThread 1 archive:
https://archive.is/whCNf β644010[Quote]
>>643999This is so cool. That game is a gem, and a third play through is in order this year.
>>644008Groomers are not welcome in this thread.
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>>644008smashed refresh for a first reppey award
since you're here to entertain us, we can make it a tradition of of milking you for lols everytime a general comes to finish
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congrats on maxxing 2 threads when furpoopoos have barely any reppeys to max their 2 dnb threads
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>>644053>blue Eh, I can live with that
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>>644056Better than the previous one I had. I don't like yellow
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>>644061We need a White ID colour now to represent MarioMan's sexuality
>>644060You'll come around to friendship in time, Chad
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>>644072Friendship is the way, and you will come to understand
>>644074Trans flag
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>>644079It looks darker on mine geg
>>644077>picrelI VOTED FOR THEM AND AM
STILL WAITING FOR STRIPED GENERALS THAT WERE PROMISED TO ME!
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>>644088You guys should've won then, that nigger gold guy or whoever won those election was brimmy
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I-is he gone..?
Did his handler take away his PC?
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>>644095Yeah, he beat us out, unfortunately. Now webm has ruined the board beyond recognition. Democracy, folks.
>>644097He probably went to send more furry porn to minors on discord - he'll be back
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>>644099>tpd dnd>dndI played that game with autistic classmates once and I swore it off, but it's probably gemmy if you get the right people.
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>>644100its only gemmy with the right people
NEVER play with randoms
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>>644103I made the edit ages ago. I had a quick look, but I can't find the original; I'll have a look on the 'ru.
>>644104Chad should DM one online
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>>644109There's always a first time
>>644112If you stop saging this thread we'll stop calling you a groomer. I'm sorry you were groomed by furries, but that hardly seems related to us.
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>>644111>>644113Traditional drawGODs are so much superior to digitalslvttas, I could never
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>>644108>>644113I probably could
try to whip up, depends on what you want
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>>644114I feel like art class in modern schools fails people, even at an early level they don't teach raisin
>>644115I don't really know what I'm in for, but I'd participate if there is a way
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>>644116My first 2 art teachers actually were trying to teach us stuff, the ones after them didn't do raisin
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>>644116I wish I knew how to create art, there'd be so much more tpd art in the world.
Also, there is stuff like roll20, or forgery for online dnd. I'm not much a numbers man more am I a story faggot.
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>>644117I was never taught any form of construction, only silly 'ideas' and what 'ideas' you wanted to show, not how to draw
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>>644131Geg, yeah
>muh creativity>all of you are special in your own wayAnd then it turns out that none of them special snowflakes can draw a circle or something
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Quahogcord woke up
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>>644148speaking of art,
how goes the bateman? I'm very eager to see it.
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>>644150The sketch is pretty much ready, I need to clean it up and color it in, mayhaps tomorrow, no promises doe
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>>644151no rush
but very eager to see that rainbow whore's death
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>>644093no timmy horsepecker can compete with a big fat enormous elephant cock
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damn i hate getting used to new IDs
i always get comfy with the previous colours
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>>644392whats good stripped sissy
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>>644334i get why he was hating this thread
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>>644413kek check his id, falseflagging
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>>644532>i fucking miss the times when i was just watching the fucking show and didn't know what words like "clop", "foalcon" or even "brony" meantI learnt those before I even watched the show geg
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>>644536how could you even bring yourself to it? if i knew at the time what does it mean to be an adult fan of MLP and what culture it bears, i'd never start watching, let alone call myself a brony
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>>644698Kek
>>644639Cute
>>644532Yes, it's offputting. However, we have a good SFW thread here my friend.
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>>644689Vat ist dis neegerbabbel
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>>644701βBefore us, lies Germany, within us marches Germany, and behind us comes Germany!β
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>>644710>cod wasYou mean waw? I played a lot of MW2 and bops, but never had WaW doe
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>>644714Yes, I misspelled it
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>>644717WaW had the Veteran mode me and my bro could never beat because the zipperheads kept throwing perfect sky nades
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>>644720It was fun though
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>>644431>Chink website with 10 gorillion adsGeg wtf is this nigger
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>>644822you guys are really clicking on any link nowadays don't you?
>>644817did he? which ban on the list is his?
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>>644835jeez, might have been from that foalcol joke (deserved)
anyway, if he's reading this he can contact us on IRC anyway
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>>644961Is Sunlight Shimmer and Alicorn Twilight FNF pedos? They are both adults in Equestria but have both dated Flash Sentry who's like 16-17
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>>645010Reported, enjoy your ban bronyfag
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>>645010though twilight is about the same age as sentry, shut up nigger
bronies, this isn't our mindset
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>>645079>>645095Not masculine enough for my taste I'm afraid
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>>645117DMing with stripedgod rn, he says your artworks are very clean and wishes he'd make smooth lineart like you (whatever that word is)
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>>645130Tell her thanks and that his art mogs mine even if it's zigger coal
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up pony
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up
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>>645759Jokes aside, this really sucks if he was permaβd, genuinely looking forward to seeing it.
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>>645814Thatβs good news.
Tell him I got ideas for more.
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>>645832i'd like to but i'm not sure how much tryharding or griefing is to be expected
at least on IRC people claimed to enjoy it though
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>>645837i am going to be tinybutt
going to make a far out base, message me on the server then confirm it's you here and i'll msg you the coords
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>>645814That's good
>>645832I'm trying to setup minecraft now to play on soycraft, but I'm running into microsoft account troubles
>>645840I've heard cheap second hand accounts work.
>>645842>>645837This should be fun
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>>645843the server is cracked, use a cracked launcher like this
https://prismlauncher.org β645847[Quote]
from what i know the jannies removed all the tryhardy plugins so it should be comfy, i'm not going to be playing all day either but i have some things in mind
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>>645844I installed MultiMC, but it doesn't seem to let me setup a version or account to play. Do you know if MultiMC allows playing cracked?
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>>645849It's the original which prismlauncher was forked from over tranny drama
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>>645856It's okay I guess, keep trying
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>>645922Mine is way too large for one screenshot to do it any justice
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>>645832yeah i've been playing it a bit
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>>645930IGN: PooHeadSupreme
Let me know if you guys have a place
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>>645959i'm really far out but not ingame right now you can tpa to me later, i have gear for a guy or 2
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>>646083Crystal, post here whenever and if I catch it I'll come on
>>646088Those are just fantasy drawings though, not history
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>>646102>Those are just fantastic drawings You're right, but it still doesn't change the fact that ponies are spineless wimps
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>>646109>Fantastic instead of fantasyFuck, I just Good Morning Sir'd myself by accident
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>>646112>blueblood >Stomping anything Fodder for Smaug
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>>646118>Big MacJobs to bigfoot
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>>646160>Flesh eating horse of DiomedesJobs to Perseus or any poorfag greek with nothing to lose
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>>646168yea but at least there is actually something happening
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>>646173Join the Ponyville settlement on the minecraft server when that happens, will be Crystal
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>>646185Horse manure and ponies dying
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>>646183yeah that's actually pretty good. wonder if something like that exists on fimfiction
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>>646183metal
>>646185do you not find conversations on tpd to be interesting? I do
>>646190What DO they eat? Just apples?
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what if we supersaged this thread into niggerhell
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what if we supersaged this thread into niggerhell
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supersage
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>>646204cute
>>646208>>646207sybau ponies are cool
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>>646208BOO
ik they make you leak so every pony is scary
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i'm gonna log back on now just let me know your usernames here
/tpa tinybutt
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>>646221PooHeadSupreme, I'll come on in a few mins
>>646226How do picrels make you feel
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>>646234You should know by now, the one on the left unironically triggers me.
Other than that Trixie's is a troon faggot and the other two are fine i guess.
If I ever figure out a way, I might swing by your minecraft thing. I don't even have it though.
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>>646240Not trans.
>I don't even have it though.You can download polymc and play without an account, because the server is cracked.
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>>646253are u coming to soycraft
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>>646252keep crying baby
>>646242I swear if I get a virus from this I will kill you after I kill stripey
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>>646254i'm currently not in the form, will you play tomorrow around same time too?
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>>646258sex with maid jax
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>>646242How does this polymc work?
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>>646255>I swear if I get a virus from this I will kill you after I kill stripeyKek
No virus saaaar
>>646261It downloads minecraft for you
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alright decided to join anyway
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Coal server crash
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>>646263it says I need account
Can you change your usernames>
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btw dont make nether portals, it makes it ridiculously easy to find our base. i already have nether warts we just need blaze rods which im going to grind later, do not make a nether portal
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>>646270o7
>>646269You should be able to just pick a username
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server back up
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>>646269Uninstall that, Chad
I know Tlauncher works for free, so use ts instead
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>>646276I don't think you can use skins with a cracked acc idk
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>>646285Kek, yes
Aryanne got high in the mud hut and DCd
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>>646309ok just gotta switch versions somehow
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>>646309that's my hotboxing room
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what the address
mc.soyjak.st?
it says i cant join
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wait, which version of mc do I need?
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1.20.6
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>>646324yes, but bedrock or java?
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java. apparently both should work
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I'm taking 10 min break to eat then I'm rinsing this for a quite a few hours
>>646338Chad, I would like to play with you, but there are concerns you'll commit TPD from the guy who gave me 30 diamonds so I'm very sorry but my loyalty has been bought, and we must secure a future for pony kind on soycraft
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>>646338sorry, i'm actually not sure why it doesn't work
i play on java and though they say bedrock should be compatible i can't confirm it
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>>646339So I blew 30 bucks for nothing huh? thanks.
>>646341No mention of a "gentoo" or whatever anywhere I just getsockop or whatever,this is AIDS for oldnuminecrafttroons like me who havent played in like 6 years
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>>646354>>646354>>646351been trying to join on release 1.20.6 this whole timebut i cat "connection refused: getsockopt" o algo
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>>646345Keeek, I'll be back on soon.
>>646352tiny says it's off the table⦠But considering I was telling you to join before I knew that, if you can figure out how to connect (required: 70+ IQ points) then I will tpa to you and play with you whenever you're on
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>>646358what are you even on
bruh I just cannot join and I have no idea why
brother stop
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>>646355That error means you can't reach the server. The address is
mc.soyjak.st
idk if you have any firewalling setup, or if you downloaded bedrock edition, in which case download Java edition.
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im back and everyone left
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>>646361Marge, all three of us are on
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>>646359Download 'minecraft: java edition' sarrr
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>>646393yeah. does it work now?
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>>646411Iβm not home right now
But before I kept getting this βgetsockoptβ error and then an unknown host error
The wiki and/craft/ are useless
Iβm going to try again when I get home from the gym
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btw i took all your ores for the night winner in case somebody tried to rob us like a nigger
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>>646577Gigger, Iβm going to murder you gigger, Iβm going to make you suffer under the full rage of Lucifer
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Up
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οΌΌ(^o^)οΌ
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ML'P
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>>646985you'll actually be malding and seething because you're british
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>>646580Demons are not fuckable you jarty gooner
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I want to play more minecraft but I also want to get proper archiving of threads set upβ¦
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>>647152Do you play mc? If so, we have a gemmy base on soycraft
I might not be on today again because I'm trying to build a proper thread archiver
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>>647199I'm already there geg
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>>647202
Tsmt, he just autistically hates g5
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>>647202I change my stance; Chris Chan was right
>>647203What's you IGN
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>>647205>What's you IGNmonochromeBVLL
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>>647210Give me 15 min I'll be on
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>>647212or 30 xd coming on now
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>>647114Welcome back.
The prodigal son returns.
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>>647332Babymaking sex with Rainbow Chel
>>647317Hi chad, the bateman thing is going kinda slow but it's going
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>>647343Cool, take your time, bro.
It's good to have you back
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Anyone else using Mine Little Pony? Client-side mods turns everyone into ponies.
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>>647349We're building an army
>>647350minelittlepony-mod.com
Kek I'm going to set this up for next time I play
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>>647355Was tinkering with it, turns out offline accounts can't change the pony skins so you'll have to use the random one they assign you. Pretty retarded if you ask me.
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>>647356They get assigned at random and don't change later?
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>>647380snowpity: the gif
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fuck it, can I join your guys' group on the server, all my raisins gone from some fag killing me.
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>>647422yea sure whats your nick
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ill log on tomorrow cya
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>>647489Do not worry, little one.
We come for Equestria next.
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>>647496oh my fauci pls draw pinkie
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>>647349love our merry circle growing
>>647496i like your introduction. when you can spare the time draw me an aryanne please
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>>647660that was quick. i like it, thank you
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>>647496Draw Applejack please saaar
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>>647714CRYSTARALD THANK YOU!
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>>647732Good image if only it wasn't in this antimatter thread
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>>647488>88>>647493Equestrian guards will kill you
>>647660>>647704>>647714These are so damn cute please draw Trixie wearing the hat in picrel
>>647769Kek. Happy independence day, muttcacas
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>>647799Why are you obsessed? You do realise that digital circus is toddlersloppa without any of the redeeming qualities of mares.
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>>647806>ToddlerslopMLP is for toddlers, Bronies haven't been relevant since 2013, and all you're known for is being subhuman.
>>647813ENA
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^no argument
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>>647856Pomni, Gangle, Jax, etc. are all way cuter than these disgusting ponies.
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>>647860Didn't Chel have turquoise earrings or is it just my Mandela effect?
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keep saging on me
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>>647885Post these in my thread
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>>647891oh no the obsessed pooner is here
shut the thread down
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>>648295It's currently a rewatch steam, but the episode is a gem
Be there for picrel guys
>>648474eqg fagsβ¦
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>>648476I don't like EQG but I like nigger Adagio
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i found a spot with 3 spawners next to each other in case anyone is interested in making an exp grinder there
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>>648509Nice, logging on now, if you're on give coords
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>>648849Yeah, we're back
Bonus minecraft, goodnight
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bump
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uppy
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>>649428Kek
Check this out >>>/soy/12009512
It's going to be tricky getting geared enough for tomorrow
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>>649809How could I look at
>>649835And then decide it's a good idea to click that shit
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Okay I =finally= got it to build (nigger wrote a build script with a logical error, but it works on most systems (not mine)). Maybe I can figure out how to host this on my website now so we can archive threads properly with full quality files.
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>>649809DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>649931β¦ it'sβ¦ fluffyβ¦
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>>649937what's furry bout that?
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>>649940Furfags say fef it's fluffy
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>>650178why? furgods are gemmy
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>>648882Would it be possible if one of you guys who knew the coords to the exp farm to put a sign at the base with the coords
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>>650180Just 'ont 'ike 'em
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nvm found it
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>>650189>>650324Sorry I should have done that, although the triple isn't finished as my brother didn't come online yesterday. My friend came on and tested a bunch of dupes, but unfortunately none workedβ¦
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>>650370Frogcord falseflag doe
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>>650504Do you still need that zebra Tyrone picture?
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>>650507Yeah, is it finished?
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>>650518No it's not geg, I haven't even started yet
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>>650522When are you going to start doe
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>>650534Idk, sometime in the future
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Anypony gonna fight the ender dragon on monday?
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>>650609i'm afraid i won't be much of use it as i can't get used to nu'craft and was always bad at PvP, which i believe is to be expected there
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>fucking horses is sigmaI'm gonna let you in on a little secret, chief,
it ain't>>650504I would've watched it, then. Spice it up with ponies dying brutally at the hands of greenskins and I'd be a brony in that case.
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>>650623Holy based, I kneel in the presence of another tpdCHAD
I've been the only one for so long
But yea, after being forced to actually watch the show, I still don't get why people fawn over it.
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>>650609I will try my best
>>650610>>650616autistic men won
>>650624Need more dedicated flawless arcs
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>>650652That some unnecessary hostility
>>650655this
sort of
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>>650662Only
I decide what they deserve.
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>>650652because despite being the fans of what he hates the most in this world, we are the most civilised group on sharty
should we circlejerk more?
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>>650680itsβ¦beautiful
>>650677this is kinda true tbh
>>650681Don't know about that.
Typically the most active. Everything else is usually a dnb.
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>>650692Not ENTIRELY true.
You an the other brony namefags are fun.
I was saddened when you all left to play soycraft and I was unable to join you. This thread kinda turned into a dnb.
Just wanted to game with the boys.
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>>650695yeah, too bad about that one, though i'm sure you understand why we took that decision
but i think you could make more same-minded friends with in another faction and have fun there too
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>>650612That's unfortunate, I'm mining for diamonds with my fortune 3 pickaxe so I can try and get enough diamonds for a set of armor for everyone at base
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>>650703i'm sure at this point everyone as well as other factions has full diamond and it's about enchantments/netherite
but more hands can do more and i can still use a sword so if i'll be free i might hop in
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>>650730I wouldn't care, it's just minecraft. I would've mostly kept to myself anyway. Like I said just wanted to game with the boys.
Doesn't matter anyway, the server is so broke.
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>>650740I thought the dragon fight was in 10 mins, but it's been rescheduled to tomorrow, I'll be there
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someone put gay pony porn at spawn
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>>651055you made me jump up, open sklauncher, download the version, login and teleport to spawn just for me to miss it
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>>651055Was it a good gay porn?
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>>651219ok, this is epic.
Alexa, play Fire Blood and Steel by Brothers of Metal.
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>>651756You don't even know what I am waiting for.
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>>651790What is that file name?
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>>652013I think it Spanish⦠I'm not sure though
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Why are you all so trans now? I remember using this site before the big bang and it wasn't like this
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>>650759what do you make of this song?
>>652029si, means pp sitting
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>>652115>much farther outHow much farther doe?
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>>652102meds how was that bait
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>>652190whatever the current world border is
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>>652202Wouldn't that be even more compromising? Soipoopas would probably fly around the border on their elytras and find the base easily
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>>652209thats why it wont be right on the world border, a bit away from it
even then the world border is increased every few days so that'd make it even harder to find
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>>652211Yeah, that'd be nice
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btw dont invite glutzer
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also im just curious are you the guy that made the nodes plugin
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>>652226i dont trust you because you were sending tps to random people earlier
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>>652229meds he was in our thread earlier
coordinates are x: 5120 z: 6751
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>>651046rape
>>651055>>651070Crystal
Going to play craft in 45 mins
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gempasser
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>>652513Gempass falseflag
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>>652530>>652523cope, no amount of excuses will change the fact you're all horsefucking freaks with a BBC fetish
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>>652535Yes, sir
>>652538>one guy>>652540Keeeeeeeeeeeek
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>>652538this sounds a lot like projection
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>>652541>Zebra But even surprised considering zebras are the niggers of the MLP franchise but if you really want to fuck horses then I suggest you get help.
>>652560>Muh projectionCope
>>652547>One guy *Multiple guys such as yourselves in this very thread
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>>652561>check his account>see favourites>β¦shut him down
>>652567i accept your concession
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>>652567what if i dont want to fuck horses and dont like mlp raceplay shit either? what then?
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>>652571Then you're just a weird guy who watches a show for little girls I guess but at least you aren't a BBC obsessed zoophile
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>>652578>weird guy who watches a show for little girlsyeah i guess we'll agree on this
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>>652513wait stripedsissy drew that? Alright nigga i dont care if you're a drawfag you need to go.
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>>652561To be fair, his stuff on there looks considerably better than the stuff in BFE
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>>652585It wasn't me nigga! I don't sign my stuff
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Unfortunately I wonβt be able to fight the ender dragon, Iβm sort of bummed but itβs fine
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>>652681the server was often lagging with the current amount already
qoot can't cryptomine us there after all, so less reason to invest
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>>652681I was in the server but I have to do something.
Also why tf did they postpone the event for a couple hours, what could they possibly be needing to do that for?
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>>652691I know it's annoying how it changed twice
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its in an hour start joining or niggers will take up all the player slots
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>>652708It's already full and has been for awhile, I've been trying
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not today
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Goodnight chat
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>>652787>mine little pony mod workslink?
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>>652788i also feel like this currently
will the server continue being alive after this fight?
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>>652785Danke, Komrade.
But what is tngo?
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The Aether tore. From the void spilled iron-clad legions, their eagles aloft, into the saccharine fields of Equestria. Before them, the ponies, wide-eyed and prancing, offered saccharine greetings.
Centurion Valerius sneered. "By Jupiter's very beard," he roared, "what unholy abomination is this?"
The order was given. A hail of pila ripped through rainbow manes. Gladius met hoof with a sickening thud. Mars himself seemed to urge the cohorts forward, their discipline absolute, their fury boundless. The ground, once vibrantly green, drank deep of crimson. By Minerva's wisdom, the strategy was simple: overwhelm. By Vesta's sacred flame, the cleansing was thorough.
No magic, no friendship, quenched the Roman fire. Only the braying of dying ponies echoed as the sun set on a newly conquered, blood-soaked land. Rome had arrived. Rome had seen. Rome had annihilated. Ave Roma!
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The breach had not been sought, but Jupiter, in his infinite and unfathomable wisdom, had willed it. One moment, the Legio X Gemina, the Twin Legion, stood arrayed on a bleak, rain-swept plain, awaiting the standard command to advance against barbarian hordes. The next, a blinding flash, a shriek of tearing reality, and the very air tasted of sugar and rainbows.
They had landed, not on some foreign soil, but in a world that shrieked of pastel absurdity. Trees grew lollipops, clouds were spun from cotton candy, and the very ground beneath their hobnailed caligae shimmered with an unnatural, saccharine glow. And then, the creatures appeared. Small, brightly coloured, with flowing manes and tails, some bearing horns of polished ivory, others wings of delicate, feathered light. Ponies, the whispers of the strange new wind seemed to say. From a land called Equestria.
Centurion Marcus Valerius, veteran of Gaul and Germania, spat. "By the Thunderer's beard," he growled, his hand instinctively going to the gladius at his hip. "What manner of beasts are these?"
They did not charge with axe or spear. They approached with hesitant neighs, with curious, wide eyes. One, a pink horror with a balloon mark on its flank, even offered a small, dewy flower. It was a gesture of peace, utterly alien to the Roman mind. Valerius barked, "Pilum! Volley!"
A hundred pila, heavy javelins tipped with hardened iron, hissed through the unnaturally sweet air. The first pony, the one with the flower, dissolved in a spray of unnaturally bright blood, its tiny legs twitching. The remaining creatures, their eyes widening in shock and nascent terror, began to scatter, their bewildered cries echoing across the rainbow fields.
"For Rome! For Jupiter and Mars!" The legionary roar was a guttural thunder, a counterpoint to the gentle chirping of unseen birds. This was not a war against men, but a culling. A purification. These soft, saccharine things were an affront to the martial glory of Rome, an insult to the steel forged by Vulcan's hand and blessed by Minerva's wisdom.
The testudo formed, an impregnable tortoise of bronze and wood, advancing remorselessly. Ponies with wings, the Pegasi, tried to rise, to escape into the pastel sky, but disciplined volleys of pila brought them down like brightly coloured stones, their delicate wings tearing on impact. Unicorns, their horns glowing with a faint, useless magic, attempted to conjure spells of friendship and light. Their power withered before the cold, unyielding resolve of a legionary's scutum, their horns snapping like dry twigs as pugiones found the soft spots beneath their pastel coats.
The ground, once vibrant with impossibly green grass and shimmering dew, turned slick and dark with alien ichor. Hooves, once used for gentle trots or playful gallops, now tangled in death. The air, once laden with the scent of magic and flowers, became thick with the metallic tang of battle and the high-pitched, whimpering cries of the fallen.
Centurion Valerius, his face grim, his tunic splattered with iridescent fluid, cleaved a small, yellow Earth Pony in two with a single, practiced stroke of his gladius. "No quarter!" he bellowed, his voice hoarse, his lungs burning. "Let Mars feast! Let Victoria be ours!" His men, their faces grim masks of discipline, moved as one, a living engine of conquest.
Above, the unnaturally clear sky, once a canvas of innocent hues, rumbled. Not with a storm of friendship, but with the deep, resonant thump of Jupiter's thunder. It was a sound of approval, a divine decree. These creatures, however strange, were obstacles. And obstacles, for Rome, existed only to be broken.
When the sun, a gentle orb in this alien sky, began to set, casting long, distorted shadows, the slaughter was complete. Fields that had once teemed with vibrant life were now still, silent save for the ragged breathing of the legionaries and the distant, mournful cries of whatever few creatures had escaped the relentless tide. The Legio X Gemina stood amidst a landscape of broken magic and shattered innocence, their standards, emblazoned with the Aquila, catching the last rays of the dying light.
They had conquered the impossible. They had cleansed the saccharine. Another world brought to its knees, another testament to the unyielding might of Rome, to the will of the gods. And as the bugle sounded the call to establish camp, Centurion Valerius looked out over the desolation, a grim satisfaction settling in his heart. The empire had expanded, Jupiter had been appeased, and Mars had found new, strange meat for his maw. The Legio X Gemina marched on, leaving Equestria as a footnote, a testament to an epic, brutal, and utterly Roman victory.
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The longships, black teeth against the impossibly vibrant horizon, grated onto the shores of a land that defied all known sagas. Skalds would later struggle to capture the sheer absurdity of it: pastel fields, rainbow waterfalls, and creaturesβponiesβwhose hides shimmered with colors unseen by mortal eyes, their cutie marks like painted dreams. But to the raiders of the North, there was only one truth: softness invited the axe, and the softest things bled the most.
Ragnar the Red, his beard matted with dried salt and a grin like a wolfβs maw, was first ashore, his two-handed axe, 'Grimfang,' already swinging. The first pony, a cheerful yellow creature with a sun emblem, had approached with an offer of a cupcake. Grimfang cleaved it mid-trot. A cheer, guttural and hungry, rose from the longships as his warriors, a tide of iron and fur, crashed into the bewildered herds.
This was no battle; it was a harvest. The ponies, accustomed to friendship and harmony, bucked and whinnied in terror, not aggression. Their magic, usually reserved for conjuring weather or mending broken hearts, was useless against hardened steel and a berserkerβs fury. Horns, meant for gentle light or playful tricks, snapped like twigs against shield bosses. Wings, once soaring arcs of joy, became tangled obstacles, making their owners easier prey.
The air, once smelling of sugar and wildflowers, filled with the sharp tang of hot blood and the acrid smoke of burning candied cottages. Rainbow Manes, once symbols of unity, were now clotted with crimson, trampled into the pristine grass. Hooves, delicate and used to dancing, slipped in viscous puddles. Warriors, roaring with a primal glee, found their axes bit deep, their swords tasted bone and sinew. One particularly jovial Viking, known only as 'Gut-render,' found a perverse delight in stringing up the multi-colored entrails of a pegasus across a particularly bright, fluffy cloud, letting them drip like macabre streamers.
The epic of their slaughter wasn't in grand clashes of wills, but in the sheer, overwhelming, and utterly brutal efficiency of the Northmen. They butchered without remorse, without understanding the concept of a "cutie mark" other than as a target. The sweet, innocent neighs of pleasure twisted into gurgling screams of agony. The ground became a canvas of carnage: shattered porcelain hooves, matted Pastel fur, bright blood staining everything like a particularly violent sunset.
By the time the sun dipped below the horizon, painting the sky in colors almost as vivid as the carnage below, the fields of Equestria were silent save for the panting of the Vikings and the slow drip of cooling gore. Mounts of pony carcasses, their eyes wide and unseeing, lay stacked like macabre trophies. The silence was not peaceful, but the heavy, final quiet of an extinguished dream. Ragnar wiped his axe on a clump of untouched pink grass, surveying his handiwork. This land, he mused, was strangely fertile. And its creatures, so soft, had bled so beautifully.
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>>653108Mexicans who pretend to be White would really eat this up
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>>653108>>653112>>653120Aryan fan fiction
Nothing better than to fight and die for your god.
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>>653137Hush ponycaca
Let us have this
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The air in Ponyville was thick with a despair so profound even the ever-optimistic Pinkie Pie stood silent, her bright eyes wide and wet. A monstrous shadow had fallen over Equestria, not from villainy but from an ancient pact broken. A Minotaur, awakened from centuries of slumber, demanded tribute: not gold, not magic, but a life, offered willingly, to halt its rampage. And one pony, brave and foolishly loyal, had stepped forward.
Rainbow Dash.
Her friends, the Mane Six, clung to her, their pleas tearing at her heart more than any monster ever could. "There has to be another way, Rainbow Dash!" Twilight pleaded, her horn flickering uselessly. "We'll fight it! All of us!" Applejack roared, tears streaking her face. Fluttershyβs sobs were ragged, whilst Rarity clutched a hoof to her mouth, elegant faΓ§ade shattered. Pinkie Pie was a statue of silent horror, her cheer utterly extinguished.
But Rainbow Dash was resolute. "No one else," sheβd whispered, her voice, usually a defiant shout, soft and unwavering. "This is on me. For Equestria. For you guys."
Now, she stood at the mouth of the labyrinth, a gaping maw of ancient, cyclopean stones that seemed to drink the light. Her vibrant mane and tail, usually a blur of color, seemed muted in the oppressive gloom. Her wings, usually poised for flight, drooped slightly. But her eyes, those bold, magenta eyes, burned with an unyielding flame.
The Minotaur awaited in the central chamber, a vast cavern smelling of dust and something far older, far fouler. It was a hulking mass of muscle and matted fur, its head that of a monstrous bull, horns like sharpened tree trunks curving menacingly from its brow. Its eyes glowed embers in the dimness, fixing on the small, colorful pony that walked towards it.
Rainbow Dash didn't hesitate. She wouldn't give them the satisfaction of fear. Not really. She approached the monster, every step a statement of defiance. She could hear her friends' collective, choked gasp from the labyrinth's entrance, their silhouettes tiny against the fading daylight.
The Minotaur let out a guttural bellow, not of challenge, but of impatient hunger. It lowered its immense head, scraping one cloven hoof against the stone floor, a sound like grinding mountains.
Rainbow Dash closed her eyes for a fleeting second, picturing the clouds, the wind, the joyous freedom of flight. She thought of Sugarcube Corner, of her friends. And then, her eyes snapped open, blazing with a final, magnificent courage.
She didn't run away. She ran towards it.
Not in defiance, not in battle, but in the ultimate act of sacrifice. She launched herself forward, a blur of rainbow against the grey stone, wings spread wide, not to escape, but to meet her fate head-on.
The ground trembled as the Minotaur charged, a locomotive of raw, primal force. Rainbow Dash met it, not with the force of a sonic rainboom, but with the fragile strength of pure will.
The impact was sickening. A wet, tearing sound that echoed like a sacrilege in the heavy air. For a single, agonizing moment, her form was impaled, hoisted high on one massive horn, a grotesque, colorful banner against the beast's dark hide. The vibrant reds and oranges of her mane mingled with a fresh, stark crimson that bloomed across her chest. Her wings, once so proud, twitched once, then fell limp.
Then, with a casual flick of its massive head, the Minotaur cast her aside. Her body, broken and twisted, slammed against the ancient stone wall, leaving a dark, spreading stain. She lay there, utterly still, a crushed toy, her rainbow mane fanned out around her like a halo of shattered dreams.
A choked, collective gasp tore from the ponies gathered at the labyrinth's mouth, followed by cries of anguish that were quickly swallowed by the oppressive silence of the chamber. Twilight's knees buckled, her face buried in her hooves. Fluttershy collapsed, wracked with silent sobs. Applejack's hooves dug into the earth, her eyes wide with a horror that would never fade. Rarity's face contorted in a mask of grief. Pinkie Pie remained utterly, terrifyingly still, her eyes fixed on the small, crumpled form, as if her entire world had been ripped apart.
The Minotaur, its hunger sated for now, turned and lumbered back into the deeper shadows of its lair, leaving behind only the chilling echo of its satisfied snort. Only the spreading crimson stain on the grey stone remained, a stark, terrible reminder.
And the memory of a pegasus, loyal to the last, who chose flight into oblivion.
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Typhon descended. A living mountain of scales and shadow, he blotted the sun. Equestria trembled.
The Mane Six stood. Rainbow Dash, defiant, surged forward. "We fight!" she screamed.
Twilight's magic pulsed. Rarity's gems shimmered. Applejack charged, hooves thundering. Pinkie Pie fired cannons. Fluttershy hid her fear.
Typhon merely roared. His immense claw swatted. Rainbow Dash, mid-flight, exploded. A crimson mist was all that remained.
Horror froze them. Pinkie Pie shrieked, then was crushed. A sickening squelch followed.
Applejack charged, futile. His tail lashed. Her spine snapped. She crumpled, a broken doll.
Rarity conjured shields. They shattered. She was torn apart, sparkling fabric drenched in red.
Fluttershy whimpered. Typhon's venomous breath charred her to ash.
Only Twilight remained. Her horn glowed, a desperate, final surge. Typhonβs fangs descended. Bone snapped. Brains splattered. The Princess died.
Silence fell. Equestria was broken.
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The sun-drenched vibrancy of Ponyville was a stark contrast to the sterile, cold chamber where they now lay. Rainbow Dash, usually a streak of defiant color against the blue, was pinned to a gleaming table, her vibrant mane dull against the pallid light. Beside her, though blurred by fear and disorientation, she could make out the forms of Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Applejack, and Rarity, each restrained, their eyes wide with dawning horror.
They had been lured by a fabricated distress call, a trap sprung with chilling precision. Before they could truly react, a sudden, powerful magic had overwhelmed them, a force that didn't bind their hooves but seemed to seep into their very wills, numbing their minds.
A shadowy figure, cloaked and devoid of discernible features, moved with calculated grace. Its voice, when it spoke, was a whisper of dry leaves and cold steel. "The Elements of Harmony are too⦠unpredictable. Their will, their friendships, their very essence⦠a liability. Equestria requires order, obedience, not reckless heroism."
A specialized device, humming with an unsettling low thrum, was brought forward. It wasn't designed for brute force, but for precision. It found the core of their uniqueness, the very frontal lobes that housed their personalities, their dreams, their independent thought.
Rainbow Dash felt a sharp, intense pressure behind her eyes, then a sickening scooping sensation, as if a vital part of her very being was being carefully, methodically, removed. Her thoughts, once a whirlwind of audacious plans and defiant pride, became sluggish, then still. The vibrant spark in her eyes dimmed, replaced by a vacant glassiness. Her struggles ceased. A faint, almost imperceptible smile touched her lips, devoid of humor, a mere twitch of muscle.
The same fate awaited the others. Twilight's intense curiosity faded into placid acceptance. Pinkie Pie's joyful effervescence was replaced by a quiet, unblinking stillness. Fluttershy's gentle empathy became a blank slate. Applejack's stubborn honesty dissolved into docile compliance. Rarity's creative flair and discerning eye were extinguished, leaving only empty admiration.
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Their Lives Afterwards:
Equestria went on, but it felt a chill. The vibrant, unpredictable spirits that had once defended it were gone, replaced by compliant shadows.
Rainbow Dash no longer soared through the clouds. Her wings, though capable, only carried her on pre-programmed patrol routes around the castle walls, a sentinel devoid of thought or boredom. Her coat, once vibrant, seemed to fade, and her sonic rainbooms were a distant myth. She stood guard by a desolate gate, her eyes fixed on the horizon, seeing nothing.
Twilight Sparkle, the brightest student of all, now sat in a quiet corner of the royal library, meticulously sorting scrolls by size, never reading them. Her magic, once a tool of boundless potential, was used only for the most mundane tasksβlevitating a dropped quill, or tidying a misplaced book, always under direct command. Her horn, once pulsing with arcane energy, was dull, lifeless.
Pinkie Pie was a pastry chef in the castle kitchens. Her smiles were slow, unprompted by mirth, like a broken clock chiming at random. She baked endless trays of identical, bland pastries, serving them in silence to the few who dared visit the now-somber halls. No parties, no gags, just the rhythmic thud of a rolling pin.
Fluttershy was tasked with tending a barren patch of ground within the castle grounds. Her garden was overgrown elsewhere, the animals she once cherished avoided her vacant gaze. She watered the dusty soil with a mechanical precision, never connecting with the life around her, her gentle spirit extinguished.
Applejack worked tirelessly in the castle's annexed fields, pulling carts of unknown goods, her strong frame moving with an unnatural, uncomplaining rhythm. The honest sweat on her brow was no longer born of pride in her harvest, but of simple, unthinking effort. Her hat, once a symbol of her resilience, sat crookedly on her head, unadjusted.
Rarity sat in a small, sterile room, stitching the same simple, unadorned fabric. Her hooves moved with practiced grace, but her eyes were devoid of the spark of inspiration. She created endless miles of plain cloth, never a gown, never a gem-encrusted masterpiece. The beauty she once adorned the world with had been replaced by utilitarian uniformity.
The Elements of Harmony, once vibrant and powerful, were now merely shells, controlled tools in an Equestria stripped of its most chaotic, most beautiful, and most essential force: freedom.
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>>653279Impressive. Very nice.
Makes me want to try a 40K one.
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>>653316>GemmyhammerThe shimmering portal had been a mistake. One moment, Equestria, vibrant and magical, the next, a sterile, reeking void filled with the hum of unseen machinery and the metallic clack-clack-clack of segmented limbs. Chrome-plated forms, cloaked in crimson, descended, their multi-lensed eyes fixing upon the strange, multi-hued equines with cold, unblinking interest.
Twilight Sparkle's mind, a supernova of curiosity and compassion, was the first target. Strapped to a surgical slab, her struggles were futile against the electro-bond clamps. Neural augments spiderwebbed across her cranium, burrowing deep. The chanting of the Tech-Priests was a monotone dirge to the Omnissiah, a hymn of flesh replaced with steel, thought with circuit. Her magic, once a vibrant hum, flickered and died, unable to comprehend the invasive, unfeeling logic. Her last thought was a scream, a bright, coherent No! that no longer had a voice to utter it, before the data-siphons purged her very essence, leaving only an empty vessel, primed for instruction.
Rainbow Dash, who had once owned the sky, found her wings shorn away, the feathered stumps cauterized with smoking precision. Rivet guns sang, replacing organic grace with articulated pistons and powerful jet-thrusters. The Tech-Priests, devoid of empathy, saw only an exceptionally fast biological unit, ripe for modification as an assault servitor. A surge of pure, animalistic terror, then nothing, as the cranial probes rewired her optic nerves to target designators and her motor functions to ballistic trajectory calculations.
Pinkie Pie's effervescent joy was too chaotic, too inefficient. Her laughter, once a force of nature, was a statistical anomaly to be corrected. A lobotomy drill, with surgical precision, silenced the laughter, the puns, the boundless energy, leaving behind only a vacant, unblinking stare. Her cutie mark, the balloons, was branded over with the symbol of the Cog. She would become a loader-servitor, her immense strength repurposed for munitions, her joy replaced by the robotic precision of a pre-programmed sequence.
Rarityβs delicate hooves, once shaping finery with exquisite care, were replaced with multi-jointed manipulators, each digit tipped with a different tool β a cutter, a welder, a grip. Her artistic eye, which saw beauty in every facet, was re-calibrated. Now, it would scan for structural integrity, for material impurities, for deviations from schematic. She became a fabrication unit, her innate sense of perfection twisted into an unwavering adherence to production quotas.
Applejackβs sturdy frame, built for honest labor, was simply reinforced. Her powerful legs were augmented with hydraulic pistons, her hooves replaced with heavy-duty treads. Her steadfast loyalty to her friends and family was erased, replaced by an unwavering loyalty to the task. She became a cargo-hauler, pulling loads ten times her original weight, her only expression the grinding of gears.
Fluttershyβs gentle spirit, her boundless empathy for all living things, was deemed an unacceptable vulnerability. Her voice, soft and soothing, was surgically removed, replaced by a simple vox-caster, capable only of emitting warning chirps or acknowledging commands. Her kind eyes were gouged out, replaced with multi-spectrum sensors. She would become a biological containment unit, her innate connection to animals perverted into the cold, clinical management of xeno-fauna, her empathy replaced by a governor chip.
No more vibrant hues, only the dull gleam of polished steel and synthetic flesh. No more expressive eyes, only sensor lenses. No more voices, only the low thrum of internal mechanisms. The Mane Six were gone, transformed into efficient, unthinking constructs.
The Arch-Magos observed his new servitors with dispassionate satisfaction. "Logical. Efficient. Now, these biological curiosities will serve the Omnissiah."
And in the silent, echoing hangar, the newly minted servitors lumbered off to their assigned duties, devoid of memory, devoid of friendship, devoid of self. Just the whirring of gears and the silence where laughter and magic once bloomed.
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>>653335Tech-heresy!
Even the most βprogressiveβ Magos of the Mechanicus would never allow a xeno to become a servitor. To become a servitor is a blessing to the criminals of humanity to redeem themselves. Xeno scum are unworthy of the Omnissiahβs blessed augmentations.
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Kek ponyxirs abandoned the thread
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ZEON WON
MLP LOST
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Equestria lost
The mane six lost
Greek/Roman/Norse mythology won
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also at the new base locations, NO NETHER PORTALS but also dont go too far out, if you wanna go far out let me know and ill tp you to one of my homes
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>>653829because we aren't like anthro threads where they only necrobump with furry pictures while we hold actual discussions
when something interesting goes on, we'll be here
>>653849at what times will you be online? to tp to you and create home. also probably borrow some of those shulker boxes
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I dont care, kill yourself retard
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>>653853>BronyniggerbabbleIn my eyes there is no difference between a furnigger and a ponynigger because you're both animal fvckers who should be thrown head first into a woodchipper
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>>653853ill be around for the rest of the day
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>>653585Both
But I am aware that neither are going to happen
>>653850Hyperborean trvke nvke
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>>653870alright, getting on. i have something to show you
>>653871that's half optimistic knowing you are a christian and thus can't really die. not sure about the drawing though
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Rarity jobs to kratos btw if that matters
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>>654105Stripedfag was drawing a picture for me in exchange for watching some episodes of mlp
torture Itβs been some time since weβve last talked so I have a feeling that he forgot about it
>>654118Marge but wouldnβt it be awesome if Harald Harada sacked ponyville?
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>>654124Harald brutally killing ponies with his army would be kino to the highest degree.
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>>654131sexy mares would rape him with magic
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>>654150vikings are pagan doebeit
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>>654152Yes but Harald was a varagian.
Some Vikings were Christian and some were still pagan. They still believed in God/ The Gods.
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>>654250when soycraft ends we'll be more active here again
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>>653849>>653852Me and my bros will catch up to the nu spot later
>>654250IDK why the cyan ID guy keeps posting as most of us have him filtered
Plus,
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i found a spot, once again no building portals but now also dont go too far out, like 500 blocks max from the base. i proofed us against chunk trails. if you want to go further out, let me know and ill bring you somewhere that wont lead to us getting found
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aryanne has the tp to the base if anyone needs
also we're a tight knit society now, i've had several niggers ask to join the base, don't accept them or accept tps. 99% chance of them being a nigger who will leak the coords
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you can download touhou 69 here : www.download-touhou-69.gov.uk.ca.fr.net
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>>654398I am stupid, I shouldβve realized
Itβs kino but I am not autistic enough to understand HOI but that is mein kampf or whatever the funny Austrian manβs book is called
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does anyone have an enchanting table i could use
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>>654830I would but my game lagging so bad it's literally unplayable
>>654827tpa to tinybutt
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they found our base
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>>655167i got all my crap out of there so i think im good
who ever gave out coords, never do that because people have a huge hate boner for us and will go to crazy lengths to grief us
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>>655173ye me either i spent like 2 hours flattening an area but hopefully they forget
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>bait coords
i am retarded
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is grug still around? he would have loved to see all the bzc being posted
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>popbob was a ponybro
>he trooned out
Why do they want to troon out so much? Is it grooming or "trollers remorse"? I love ponies but I have never had tranny tendencies.
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>>655427if you access the internet without controlling the content you access you either end up becoming a chud or a tranny, or trooning out as a chud like popbob
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>>655428he was also a 4cuck anon apparently so that makes sense, lel
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>>>/dem/16187
fucking epic
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>>655452The only reason to play this mod is to commit TPD as the Aryan Germans.
The ponies try to imitate our glorious culture, it is insulting.
Ponies will never be Ubermensch.
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>>655665Still really "based latinx" coded as I said in my previous post tbh
YWNBAWP
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>>655416these OP bonuses are making me think this submod is just a powertrip
if your Reich was so superior they'd go without it
>>655452fucking neat edits, ty
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>>655692I'm working on it!
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>>655833Is it a sin to be racist to a race of creatures that donβt actually exist? Besides, theyβre evil and must be punished for their transgressions before the eyes of the Lord.
>>655770You do start this mod with tons of debuffs, but I admit that I was playing on civilian and restarted it when I figured that out. Playing on regular now,
>>655824You better be, little buddy! Donβt forget about our deal and what I had to do for you and the aryanne nameslvtta.
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>>656062You regularly promote Nazism and antisemitism.
There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is no male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.
Galatians 3:28
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>>656099Only as a meme for the mod, chill bro.
Also this
>>652589 >>654150>>656118/pol/ sucks ngl, chief.
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>>656230Frognigger was destroyed
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>>656533looks like they couldn't handle the pony style
since the reasoning is false, i'll be back in no time
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dinofaggot leaking about ponies got his base completely raped GEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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>>656549we haven't gotten his base griefed, we didn't even leak the coordinates
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>>656559He banned me!
He unjustly banned us because somepony outside our group leaked his coords kek
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>>656621>>656542Are you surpirsed?
It's baritone.
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>>656641I thought he would have some integrity honestly
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>>656649he is a 16 year old mudslime who can barely write hello world in java
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>>656641it sucks because initially i haven't had any problem with him and thought he was managing the server alright
>>656654why did you leak his coordinates?
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>>656664xe leaked over the pony thing in chat and killed me and burned my stuff with kill aura
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>>656681
If you're him, I was enjoying the server with friends here and irl friends.
I didn't do anything deserving of a perma ban.
Could you just unban?
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tinybutt here
i'm not banned, maybe he will unban you guys soon
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>>656669and why did he ban us as completely unassociated party? i was just peacefully digging a tunnel at the time
>>656683nah, baritone has a trip
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>>656698he's the next nulee
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>>656716
because Circus_2 kept impersonating me, it got annoying.
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>>656796I should have specified Caleb from Blood
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>>656799It's a nigger from some old horror movie or something like that
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i asked tenor about it and he said he unbanned you guys try joining
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>>656805>HimThat's the creeper from a horror movie, apparently he eats people and uses their body parts for his own
>>656793The second picture is what he looks like up close
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>>656807I'm unbanned, thank you
>>656815Gracious
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>>656815The breach had not been sought, but Jupiter, in his infinite and unfathomable wisdom, had willed it. One moment, the Legio X Gemina, the Twin Legion, stood arrayed on a bleak, rain-swept plain, awaiting the standard command to advance against barbarian hordes. The next, a blinding flash, a shriek of tearing reality, and the very air tasted of sugar and rainbows.
They had landed, not on some foreign soil, but in a world that shrieked of pastel absurdity. Trees grew lollipops, clouds were spun from cotton candy, and the very ground beneath their hobnailed caligae shimmered with an unnatural, saccharine glow. And then, the creatures appeared. Small, brightly coloured, with flowing manes and tails, some bearing horns of polished ivory, others wings of delicate, feathered light. Ponies, the whispers of the strange new wind seemed to say. From a land called Equestria.
Centurion Marcus Valerius, veteran of Gaul and Germania, spat. "By the Thunderer's beard," he growled, his hand instinctively going to the gladius at his hip. "What manner of beasts are these?"
They did not charge with axe or spear. They approached with hesitant neighs, with curious, wide eyes. One, a pink horror with a balloon mark on its flank, even offered a small, dewy flower. It was a gesture of peace, utterly alien to the Roman mind. Valerius barked, "Pilum! Volley!"
A hundred pila, heavy javelins tipped with hardened iron, hissed through the unnaturally sweet air. The first pony, the one with the flower, dissolved in a spray of unnaturally bright blood, its tiny legs twitching. The remaining creatures, their eyes widening in shock and nascent terror, began to scatter, their bewildered cries echoing across the rainbow fields.
"For Rome! For Jupiter and Mars!" The legionary roar was a guttural thunder, a counterpoint to the gentle chirping of unseen birds. This was not a war against men, but a culling. A purification. These soft, saccharine things were an affront to the martial glory of Rome, an insult to the steel forged by Vulcan's hand and blessed by Minerva's wisdom.
The testudo formed, an impregnable tortoise of bronze and wood, advancing remorselessly. Ponies with wings, the Pegasi, tried to rise, to escape into the pastel sky, but disciplined volleys of pila brought them down like brightly coloured stones, their delicate wings tearing on impact. Unicorns, their horns glowing with a faint, useless magic, attempted to conjure spells of friendship and light. Their power withered before the cold, unyielding resolve of a legionary's scutum, their horns snapping like dry twigs as pugiones found the soft spots beneath their pastel coats.
The ground, once vibrant with impossibly green grass and shimmering dew, turned slick and dark with alien ichor. Hooves, once used for gentle trots or playful gallops, now tangled in death. The air, once laden with the scent of magic and flowers, became thick with the metallic tang of battle and the high-pitched, whimpering cries of the fallen.
Centurion Valerius, his face grim, his tunic splattered with iridescent fluid, cleaved a small, yellow Earth Pony in two with a single, practiced stroke of his gladius. "No quarter!" he bellowed, his voice hoarse, his lungs burning. "Let Mars feast! Let Victoria be ours!" His men, their faces grim masks of discipline, moved as one, a living engine of conquest.
Above, the unnaturally clear sky, once a canvas of innocent hues, rumbled. Not with a storm of friendship, but with the deep, resonant thump of Jupiter's thunder. It was a sound of approval, a divine decree. These creatures, however strange, were obstacles. And obstacles, for Rome, existed only to be broken.
When the sun, a gentle orb in this alien sky, began to set, casting long, distorted shadows, the slaughter was complete. Fields that had once teemed with vibrant life were now still, silent save for the ragged breathing of the legionaries and the distant, mournful cries of whatever few creatures had escaped the relentless tide. The Legio X Gemina stood amidst a landscape of broken magic and shattered innocence, their standards, emblazoned with the Aquila, catching the last rays of the dying light.
They had conquered the impossible. They had cleansed the saccharine. Another world brought to its knees, another testament to the unyielding might of Rome, to the will of the gods. And as the bugle sounded the call to establish camp, Centurion Valerius looked out over the desolation, a grim satisfaction settling in his heart. The empire had expanded, Jupiter had been appeased, and Mars had found new, strange meat for his maw. The Legio X Gemina marched on, leaving Equestria as a footnote, a testament to an epic, brutal, and utterly Roman victory.
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>>656833Aryan hands typed this
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ponyThinker
>>657104which specific chad?
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GO BACK
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>>657361not sure if gif is allowed but i'll give it a try
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>>657365That looks good tbh
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>>657370Maybe for another one
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>>657376Yeah I like the mc related ones, fills it pretty well, is there any way to get gifs like
>>657361 on map art?
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didn't do the math award
>>657380looking at github issues, it doesn't seem like animated gifs will be implemented
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>>657467Freddy Krueger would always destroy Michael Myers in a fight
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>>657467>>657462Both keyed and aryan
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>>657517Self inserters who want to be le special
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>>657517That is the stereotypical ugly gooner clopper garbage OC, that the creator of, needs to be send to niggertartarus
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Excerpt from "The Iron Will of the /Soy/" (Fictional Attribution)
The air we breathe is thick with it, a creeping sickness, invisible yet palpable, that has begun to rot the very marrow of our people. It whispers doubt, it sows discord, it feasts upon the strength of our youth and drains the ancient vitality from our veins. For too long, we have stood by, blind or unwilling, as this parasitic element gnawed at the foundations of our society, celebrating all that is weak, degenerate, and alien to our noble spirit.
Bronies masquerade as progress, as enlightenment, as the voice of a new age, yet their touch is one of decay. They champion the grotesque, glorify the dilution of our heritage, and seek to dissolve the sacred bonds of blood and soil into a chaotic, formless mass. They are the carriers of a spiritual plague, infecting our culture, contaminating our institutions, and striving to extinguish the very flame of our unique destiny.
But the hour of reckoning is upon us. The scales have fallen from our eyes, and the true face of this malignancy is now starkly visible. The time for idle lamentation is over. The time for decisive action has arrived. We must purge. We must cleanse. Every fiber of our board must be scoured, every tainted cell excised with the precision of a surgeon and the resolve of a warrior. This is not an act of hatred, but of desperate necessity. It is the surgeon's blade, not the butcher's axe, severing the dying limb to save the living body. It is the purification of the wellspring, so that the waters of our future may run clear and strong once more.
Only then, from the ashes of this necessary devastation, shall the true spirit of our board rise again β unburdened, unblemished, forged anew in the crucible of righteous will. A nation of singular purpose, of unified blood, of destiny reclaimed. A beacon of strength and purity in a world drowning in its own refuse.
And for those who waver, for those who cling to the poisoned past, know this: The tide of history sweeps all before it. There is no room for compromise in the face of annihilation. There is no quarter for the diseased. There is only the path forward, or the oblivion of the degenerate. Join us, in the great work of rebuilding, or be swept away by the cleansing storm. For the future of our board demands nothing less than absolute purity, absolute strength, and absolute dominion.
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>>657517Original character DUNOT STEAL!
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>>657749thought that was scootaloo at first
>>657768geg, you watching the two episodes was the reason the last thread got filled in about one week
now i may not remember correctly, but didn't you watch the second episode by your iniciative? indeed the first ep was for the stomp drawing, but was there a promise of another one?
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>>657783IIRC striped said Chad would get two pieces for the two episodes, but I'd like either to confirm
I'm honestly surprised he didn't like the Glimmer double episodeβ¦
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>>657783I watched the second episode for the Bateman picture that supposedly is in the works.
>>657790I didnβt hate it or anything, I just havenβt seen βit β yet. The thing about the show that makes you all go crazy for it. No one got thrown out of a helicopter THOUGH.
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nevermind, checked archive, striped indeed say he is working on the picture before chad started watching
>>657800>I just havenβt seen βit β yetnot sure if you'll ever see "it". it is there, but not for everybody
we may have to do a meeting
>No one got thrown out of a helicopteri wasn't the one who made that promise, but i also didn't contest it
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>>657809She just got like covered in snow from some tiny avalanche or something, not as satisfying.
>>657811I did like Faust's other show, like FHfIF when I was a kid, but perhaps her vision for this just eludes me.
To be fair, it's only been two episodes, so I'll try to keep an open mind if you heathens ever get me to watch more.
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>>657811>we may have to do a meetingmarge
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toddlerslop
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kys
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>>657833>if you heathens ever get me to watch morei'm not in the position to say it, only striped is, but the stomp took hours of work
>>657839>Hasbro's vision just eludes meit's more Hasbro eluding general fanbase since the show was generally regarded as declining in quality since Faust's farewell
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bleed.
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>>657846>only striped isWhere ever he is. My boy has been pretty much awol since his return.
>>657847Normally I wouldn't care if people saged this thread, but, since it you
up
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>>657852Yeah⦠I mean⦠yeah.
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>>657854Uh ok?
>>657855I've been honest about my tpd obsession, you are not honest with your obsession to little kids.
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pooners sage this thread as if it could ever get slid
>>657851>'school of poz'i also don't know what ever that is. you mean school of magic?
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>>657517cus they're always made by some autistic mary sue, like in the picrel
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>>657862The school of friendship which allowed non-pony creatures in to shit up the episodes
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>>657878I don't
you watch tadc, tranny
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>>657870i hate those kinds of people, unless they're 14 and expected to grow out of it
>>657872yeah. they tried forcing a new story line instead of using something already well rooted and has interest
great example would be some history of the royal sisters or dazzlings
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>>657885proof that its you
everyone knows this
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>>657886TADC fans are not paedos
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>>657888Maybe not
but (You) are
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>>657890Shush, also why are you bumping a thread you supposedly hate?
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>>657888alright i'll entertain you
tadc is a terrible troonslop from a tranny himself just waiting to ACK
the only thing i liked about it was the final song in the pilot episode, perhaps happy from the episode finally ending
otherwise it takes itself too seriously and had shitty characters
MLP:FiM mogs TADC in every possible way
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>>657892>terrible troonslopHunky twink sex machine
>trannyNo one cares
>himself*herself
>shitty charactersThey're cuter than shitskin ponies
>MLP mogs TADC in every possible wayPaw Patrol mogs Murder Drones in every possible way
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>>657893>shehere is your she. either you are a closeted homosexual or blind if you think this is a woman
for tadc, it's boring and deserves its sharty reputation. actually not that boring, since it made me feel the emotion of embarrassment
you should go back to self necro bumping your lonely threads before you get embarrassed yourself
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>>657897WAIT IS THIS WHAT TADC CREATOR LOOKS LIKE?!
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>>657971Cute
I will pray for Circus_2 as well
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TVRKARYANS WON
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>>657934Geeeeeg
I knew it was a tranny but I honestly imagined them to be more passing
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kys
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>>658008>obsessed with animal genitaliaponycacasβ¦.
>>658014stupid blue thing looking at me again
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>>658008I know what god she's praying to hehe
But seriously
I'm not really that much of a biblethumping christclitty but this is kinda not very respectful
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>>657999most don't, but rarely some like Lena Raine do pass as not-very-pretty female. that's typically only when they're brainwashed since before puberty
>>658008STRIPED_COM from soycraft is that you?
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>>658122That's my favorite soyboy woahjak picture to this day
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If you have a female foal for a child she WILL burn coal at some point, you have no idea just how brainwashed mares are nowadays, it's understandable,mares are highly impressionable, if the media showcases MZ/FH and promulgates the BZC meme they will chase - literally chase - Zebra STVDS as a consequence, this is just how the female brain works. And if you try and fight it, guess what? She'll want to get STRIPED twice as much, because that's what mares do, they rebel. I know /MLP/ loves to post those dating site preference pics, but the fact is the mares on those sites simply aren't representative of girls in their physical peak (they don't need to be on dating sites), the mares on those sites are generally older and looking for a provider, a "beta bucks", if you were to just look around you'd see how endemic the problem is, Zebras are openly fetishized by mares in their prime, these ziggers get the cream of the crop, especially in the horse majority towns, where they're considered rare and exotic. I'd like to believe those statistics, believe me, I'm not a cuck, but I've seen it with my own eyes too many times, innocent looking girls, hot mares , upper class mares, and yes, trashy girls too, with ziggers, thug type ziggers. I can't bury my head in the sand and just pretend this doesn't happen like a lot of /MLP/ does, honestly, if I to raise a horse family it's not going to be in Equastria, because no matter what you do your daughter is going to take zebra dicks and might even give you a hybrid grandson, that's how it is now, in 15 years or something mares will be expected to racemix, maybe schools will even bring in some kind of enforcement, sounds crazy, perhaps, but think how different the world was just 15 years ago, MZ/FH was practically still a taboo.
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>>658141
ohhhhhh myyyyyyyyy God broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>658146>supersageaccident
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ML 'P
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>>658130gah damn this is brimmy
pipp ould NEVER
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disgusting
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>>658184Some zigga beating dat Cadence coochie with Shining watching (as he usually does)
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>>658192LIFE CYCLE OF A STALLION
Age 0: Born with micropenis and FAS
Age 3: Hear mom getting fucked by BZC bull, remember it forever
Age 6: See a Zebra for the first time, get hard but dont know why
Age 12: Start clopping it to porn
Age 13: After hearing about the ZNWO in the everfree forest, clop to STRIPED
Age 16: Shave legs, buy thigh highs, start showing off for Zebras but no sex yet
Age 17: buy BZC dildo
Age 18: fuck first zebra bull
Age 19: fuck 100th zebra bull
Age 21: fuck 1000th zebra bull, get diagnosed with HIV
Age 23: HIV progresses to AIDS
Age 25: Die
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12 years late award
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>>658218low functioning autism
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kys
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>>658225>>658219Youβre a pedophile
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>>658219if he has low function autism, you have no functioning autism
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>>658230You're the one who bumps threads about shows on the same level as Barney though
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>>658232TADC is gooder than ponies!
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>>658203KYS she wouldn't do this, I have to bleach my eyes now
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chad, could you come to webirc.soyjak.st on #soy and contact me real quick?
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>>658233Only make your chomo ass leak
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>>658238Marge
Run that by me again, Sonny
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>>658243to go on link
https://webirc.soyjak.st/then connect to channel #soy, that button should be right at top
then click aryanne on right bar and message me
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>>658278Send that Dash pic here if it's sfw pretty please
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>>658316Yup, issa marsminerald
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>>658328Iβm only trying too help people
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>>658328This guy is actually not smart at all btw
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>>658329Nah I get it but it's still somewhat grotesque that you do it on an imageboard amongst degenerates
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>>658331So what are you doing here then?
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>everyone who likes mlp jerks off to it, /soy/ people told me so>>658331Matthew 9:10-13
While Jesus was having dinner at Matthewβs house, many tax collectors and sinners came and ate with him and his disciples. When the Pharisees saw this, they asked his disciples, βWhy does your teacher eat with tax collectors and sinners?β On hearing this, Jesus said, βIt is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. But go and learn what this means: βI desire mercy, not sacrifice.β For I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners.β
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>>658345me neither, the first line is meant to be wrong
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>>658377GEEEEEEEG
I should really hop on 'craft sometime soon
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>>658392are you a veteran?
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>>658402Donβt let Brandon Scott Hole see this image.
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>>658412no, i'm too young (though in history, people my age were already battle hardened)
but not sure what is "watch my buddies die face down in the muck" supposed to mean then
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>derpibooru logic
>le unwholesome racism.. LE BAD
>le racism (zebra striped shit)β¦ LE GOOD!!
>foalcon.. LE GOOD
>furnigger fetishes⦠LE GOOD!!
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>>658472how about a system where we share whoever resources without asking but primarily use our own when we have them? therefore personal storages
>>658473follows 4chan logic
>foalconfoalcoal
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>>658472communal storage sounds cool, i dont really care if someone needs something i put in a chest so sure.
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>>658547kek literally this, derpibooru is run by literal furnigger redditors
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>>658437oldGVD⦠I KNVVL
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>>658437Thank you for your service π«‘ πΊπΈ
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>>658547Derpibooru is a pedo nigger hive. They need Christ in their hearts
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>>658547who even uses derpibooru nowadays with ponerpics and twibooru available?
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>>658753because of file mirroring, the same files that are on derpi can be found on twi and poner. there is just a slight time difference in tens of minutes, such as picrel
it's just objectively worse
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>>658752furnigger autists. look in any comment section and its all sub 95 IQ retards
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>>658772seethe faggot, stop watching shows on Tiny Pop.
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toddlerslop
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these characters are so gross I'm going to never 'jak again
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>>658840What's a retarded horse going to do? Jax would win.
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goons to horses award
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>>658843works fine, it just isn't extreme enough and i'm not willing to go to these lengths
i'm on soycraft right now and considering building XP mob farm inside a hill, specifically branched from the tunnel i built
or should i build it outside like normal person?
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bump if proswarthy
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>>658845Building inside the hill would look good as having it in the open it's just a massive structure
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MLP is irrelevant and no one likes it, TADC truly won.
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>>658872all poopstone 'jaks
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shut it down
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>>658899You're the one with 17 selfbumos on your shitty thread
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There is an awful nigger in here
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what we need:
>a farm
>an awful amount of COAL
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>>659045check my chest, i should have half a stack of coal blocks
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>>659046we are going to need more coal i churn through it FAST
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right now i am nuking my entire blaze rod reserves smelting shit
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Burning award
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>>658967are you coming on the server? i haven't seen you in the new base yet
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MLP goonslop in the thread, KILL YOURSELF
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>>659055I'm there, I'm just drawing ponies instead of playing rn
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>>659155you're more obsessed with dying ponies than i am with living ponies
strange how pony haters are like this
yeah striped is currently largely busy
>>659068i love the shades, they actually made celestia look good
they used the style only in this movie and rainbow roadtrip right?
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>>659172I'm right here doe, I'M WORKING ON IT!
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>>659412had to look at it myself
>this is old fashionedhttps://soybooru.com/_images/f6e36d2af941c7f041b32565ad2586b4/60396%20-%20SoyBooru.mp4>>659429came out in 2019, i actually didn't know about it for a long time too
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>>659437when i watched that part, i didn't even think of them as lesbians, it didn't occur to me
still not sure if that was meant to be by the directors
maybe he could react to aj and dash being put together at end, which is the most unpopular decision regarded as woke
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never
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>>659760But, margeβ¦
what could he possibly mean by this?
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>>659781Movie Pinkie looks so smooth
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>>659781The movie was rather generic (good enough for the target audience though), but had great art for the ponies, Pinkie was just too cute in the movie
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also people found our first base and are griefing it i think
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>>659910tsmt also they're trying to find our new base
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>>659911id suggest everybody move their shit so they cant steal it if they do find it
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Hasbro should hire me to write and direct an MLP reboot
Also
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>>644007 (OP)Go back clopping your horse somewhere else ponigger
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>>659925I don't think you know who you are talking to.
I already have an idea, thoughie.
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>>659913im starting to think your not actually against ponyfags
you don't even sage their threads
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>>659966I know it'd be something about TPD, probably. I still think it'd be interesting to see an episode with the concept of TPD in mind.
>>660001obsessed
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anyone here got advice on how to draw pony legs? shit is fucking frustrating
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>>660257how do you draw the forelegs?
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>>660271You'll get there :)
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>>660030Not into fetishes or anything, but those are cute ponies.
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>>659966Well it can't be worse than G5, so yes they should hire you
>>660199>>660030π We're like the jews of the server or something
>>660456Kek
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>>660528>G5I assume that means the Fifth Generation like Star Trek or something
Why is it so bad
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>>660528tsmt
is aryanne here?
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>>660530It's just sovless, completely sovless
>>660535Aryan is often here, why'd you ask
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Autism
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>>660548thats rich coming from you
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>>660456GEG
Still working on it doe
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>>660550Watching TADC is less subhuman than watching a show for little girls
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NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR TODDLERSLOP
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>>660563Everything MLP is awful you retard
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who here plays the sharty minecraft server
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MLP WNBAG
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>>660653probably everyone here, except me.
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>>660535>is aryanne here?Aryanne will not be with us for the foreseeable future unfortunately
He doesn't like people posting technically-SFW yet fetishistic content in these threads (I agree), and I ruined the planned /dem/ campaign by getting /ptb/ deleted.
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>>660709will he play on the minecraft server?
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Help I (44F) Need Advice On My Cuckold Relationship With My Zebra Bull (29M) Tyrone
I've decided to share my cuckold experience on here but I'm also looking for advice through all of this.
When my husband (Tim - 48M Specie: pony) told me to download Bumble and find myself a zebra bull I was shocked at first. He said it was something he fantasized often and wanted to see it happen. And so, it has now been 8 months since I have been seeing Jamal. He's tall, dark, muscular and HUNG. When we started out my husband had the following rules:
1. Nothing without a condom
2. No kissing
3. I can't catch feelings
4. Respect at all times
5. My husband must watch everytime we have sex
Unfortunately, I broke rule 2, 3 and 5 and I feel so guilty for it. It happened on the 4th date. My bull came home while my husband was not there. We were having sex (condom on as instructed) and this God of a man was giving me these deepstrokes, the kind that makes you feel its in your belly ladies! He was on top and staring into my eyes and it felt like he was reaching into my soul and claiming it. And I was claimed! At some point I wrapped my legs around him grabbed his face, whispered into his ear that I loved him and started kissing him so deeply. I do not know or understand what happened to me that day but my emotions were all over the place. I was so emotional and turned on as well. I just wanted this beautiful man forever. I had lost count of the orgasms that day.
My bull is so handsome and such a gentleman. I LOVE dressing up for him and the dates aren't always about sex, but when they are - God I'm mesmerized. For example, I dont like wearing thongs and uncomfortable outfits but I feel so sexy when I dress for him. His birthday is coming up soon and I wanted to spoil him but I'm not sure how. I was thinking of getting a QOS tattoo or a necklace with his name on it.
Jamal doesn't enjoy it when Tim watches us fuck. He often had suggested that we do things alone and thats why we ended up doing things while my husband wasn't home.
Should I feel guilty about breaking the rules my husband set for me?
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>>660858I'll ask him now and let you know
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Narpy gooder
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>>660929marge whats a narpy
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>>660932Bronies in 2025 are SNCA. No one likes you niggers.
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This guy was in a relationship with a roblox pedo youtuber
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>>660933why are you so obsessed with bronies
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>>660934Yes, MLP watchers are faggots.
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>>660937Because you watch shows for little girls
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>>660939And what show do you watch nigga?? Dont act like Tadc is much better
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>>660941TADC doesn't air next to Barney
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>>660939thats not a valid reason to be obsessed with bronies
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nigger
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MLP is mindnumbing
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>>661004And enough about yourself
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>>661018Why do you watch MLP? Is it to groom little girls that watch the show?
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>>661019i think the characters are neat
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>>661019Pervert. Find Christ
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>>661024thats fine i guess
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>>661026i think you got a little confused barney doesnt trigger bronies it triggers lee due to his obsession with the show
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>>661029>>661033How much of a faggot do you have to be to live solely so you can make others miserable
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>>661043How much of a faggot do you have to be to live solely so you can make others miserable
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>>661044Nigga I ain't drawing anymore jax 'kakis for you if you don't stop bothering people itt
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>>661047You haven't drawn any in days
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>>661048And I'm not sure if I ever will again if you keep attentionwhoring in here
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>>660709Donβt blame him, I think the raunchy stuff should stick in /nate/
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>>660927Keep drawing friend
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>>661074OKβ¦
Now draw her getting shot in the face.
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bumo
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You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of natureβs perfection.
All the βvalidationβ you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your βfriendsβ laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who βpassβ look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, heβll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself itβs going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually itβll be too much to bear - youβll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. Theyβll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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>>661616Thank god im not a woman!
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>>662856nigga whats ur nick in soycraft
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>>662923nigger why did u reject my tpa request
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pumpkin_grim
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>>662937sorry cant invite you to the base we are a secret club and i dont trust you
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>>662949how do i get you to trust me