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 12136637[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>12137023>>12137043

>admin 1: soot
>admin 2: kuz
>admin 3: doll
>admin 4: froot
>admin 5: root
>admin 6: quote
OYYYYYYYYYYYYY I AM DOCTOSSING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
THIS ISNT A DRILL THE ACTUAL SIXTH ADMIN IS HERE
No cheating this time like co-admins (leno) or alt identities (max)

 12136714[Quote]>>12137023

EVERYQNE MVST SEE THIS

 12136724[Quote]>>12136738>>12137023

Root was a co admin dumbass

 12136738[Quote]>>12136742>>12137023

>>12136724
xe was still considered a main admin and xe was also a manager

 12136742[Quote]>>12137023


 12136780[Quote]>>12137023

root was still co-admin, it's the guy after quote yall gotta be afraid of

 12136824[Quote]>>12136846>>12136886>>12136936>>12136945>>12137023>>12137161>>12137225>>12137353

it's been proven already that the "admin" timeline only progresses through whoever OWNS the site, meaning quote is admin 5.
i believe that admin 6 will come directly after quote, to prove this let's examine the toos epiphany together.
>The first is a red herring, a figurehead who will take the blame of Admin 6 despite not being it.
this could either be referring to captain coal or red, i believe that its red being talked about here however. not only does he fit the bill. he also caused the 2nd sign. which i will get into.
>The second is an enlightenment of the soyteens of their homesite's dire state.
this is 100% talking about the soypocalypse. i believe that it fits the bill of a catalyst of "realization of how alone they truly are in this fight." with this, we can conclude that its red being talked about here. as red caused the soypocalypse.
>The third is infighting among people who were once brothers.
i believe this is talking about soyvil war 4. it cant be soyvil war 3 and 2 as that came before the soypocalypse.
>The fourth is the breaking of Soot's final wish.
Soots final wish was "never stop jakking" although jakking hasn't slowed down, you know what has?
Creation of nuvariants
assuming that it's talking about the fact nuvariants never catch on, and with the last nuvariant that caught on being meximutt (which is post-phase 1 of soyvil war 4). i believe that it's simply talking about variants.
>The fifth is a dark cloud descended upon the website to cover it and engulf it wholly.
this is metaphorical. i believe that this "dark cloud" is referring to the great soypression, which had ended after the 4th sign.
>The sixth takes the form of a video.
This is referring to 'O also note that it says "video" and not "videos"
all of the popular 'o videos: (chicken factory, alien baby factory, that one soyjak ai video that gave birth to gapealien.) you see posted on here are clips from ONE video, 'everything's a remix'.
>The thremboth sign is the reinstating of an old order, and it is then you will know he has arrived.
this is referring to nsfw slowly being unbanned and the dust from the 2nd froot era in general, being cleaned up.
using this and the admin = owner timeline. we can conclude that admin 6 will come AFTER quote. "he has already arrived" probably referring to the fact that he's now lurking (or using) the sharty.
TLDR: admin 6 is lurking on the sharty as we speak and is going to buy the sharty soon

 12136846[Quote]>>12137023

>>12136824
add this to the 'ki

 12136886[Quote]>>12137023

>>12136824
IT WILL BE 9A0C

 12136936[Quote]>>12137023

>>12136824
That shit gave me goosebumps

 12136945[Quote]>>12137023

>>12136824
honestly i think 'o is a bit overrated compared to shit like dancingswede, sixth sign is yet to come imo

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 12137085[Quote]>>12137091

>>12137023
even doe it was all me and not you

 12137091[Quote]

>>12137085
lying award

 12137161[Quote]>>12137188

>>12136824
we also know that admin thrembo will save the sharty. However, thrembo is a special number. It lies between 6 and 7, meaning that admin thrembo will be a transitional figure between admin 6 and admin 7. The only way this could happen is if admin thrembo were to "transition" the ownership, aka hand over the site to admin 7.

given that the prophecy doesn't say admin 7 will be bad, but also doesn't say he will be outstanding, we can assume that he will be simply a "good" admin. There are only two admins who have been nearly unanimously agreed upon to be plain "good": doll and soot.

given this, one can assume that admin thrembo will take back the sharty and hand it over to either soot or doll.

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>>12137161
admin 7 will be doll and soot's child thoughie

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>>12136824
All of this originates from a bald men with glasses site btw

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