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Re ur last picture. Uneed Ur panties ripped off and 3 BIG BWC DILDOS in your hole at the same time! Way up Ur ass as far as they will go but even farther. And the thickest cock goes down Ur throat so it makes U gag and convulse as those big bwc dildos pound away it feels like from the start Ur being assaulted but it's made U cum nonstop. Just one continuous constant thrusting and just before U pass out your tiny clitty cums all over the floorAs U lay on ur stomach the dildo flops out of your ass, il let you fart on me!

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another day, another coal thread.
post coal.

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>a true zaryan
zellig posters, the biggest cornballs 🥀

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'rog on the 'log, soiniggers lost btw

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Made this for a 'teen on one thread but the thread is gone so here it is. didn't finish it

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Hello

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Nusois do you want your mind read by me?

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Re ur last picture. Uneed Ur panties ripped off and 3 BIG BWC DILDOS in your hole at the same time! Way up Ur ass as far as they will go but even farther. And the thickest cock goes down Ur throat so it makes U gag and convulse as those big bwc dildos pound away it feels like from the start Ur being assaulted but it's made U cum nonstop. Just one continuous constant thrusting and just before U pass out your tiny clitty cums all over the floorAs U lay on ur stomach the dildo flops out of your ass, il let you fart on me!

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>>>/jak/ is better than /soy/

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ITT: Antifurfaggotry gemmies thread

FURNIGGERS BE LIKE
>got my dick bitten off by my own dog after putting peanut butter in my balls award
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6343269/Man-penis-testicles-eaten-bulldog-room-animal.html

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I did a short experiment.
I sharpened an image 10 times.
Left image is no sharpening, right image is 10 sharpenings.

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Is 'moko Aryan?

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hoy maya! Unt bbc and HRT? das ist gud!

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All nusois make sure to abide by these rules.

Shabbat Shalom

-rabbi soystein

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JANNIES STOP MOVING MY SHIT TO /QA/

I'M LITERALLY POSTING MY STUFF ON /SOY/ AND ITS GETTING AUTOMATICALLY REDIRECTED TO /QA/ STOP THATTTTTT AAAAAA
I'M A /SOY/ ARYAN STOP TREATING ME LIKE THAT YOU FAGGOTSSSS

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>'ellig is shatty kulchar nigga
Go back

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'plier on the log

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antianimecucks your response?

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new toss

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There's a big cookie monster living in the /soy/ basement. Don't go down there with cookies because he'll take them from you and eat them.

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nudomain?

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soytan thread

post 'tan!

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FROGCUCKS LOST

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"arty culture

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nusois can't handle real sharty culture

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2hu anarchy thread

GET IN

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post frogcuck dying

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jak xim

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NVCLEAR BVNKER THREAD

WE HAVE WAR!
The current conflict has irreparably damaged the ‘log, turning it into a spam and brimstone wasteland. Us survivors must regroup and reorganise in an attempt to take back the ‘log and bring peace to the sharty.
THE PLAN
We will stay in this bunker thread and preserve our gems here, to prevent them from being destroyed by the raging battles above. We will sage the thread to stay deep underground and launch gemming up campaign in an attempt to reclaim the wasteland.
STEP 1 THE DESCENT
Post gems and sage the thread to hide from any hostiles willing to breach our bunker.
STEP 2 THE PLANNING
We will begin coming up with gemmy threads in an attempt to cleanse the catalog above
STEP 3 EXPEDITIONS
At once we will flood the catalog with the gems we gather in this bunker, taking it back from the hordes.
JOIN NOW, SAGING STARTS IN 15 MINUTES

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Ban Deez Nuts posting? It makes me mad.

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i used to be a jartycuck, ask me anything

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ZELLIG WON. Frogniggers lost. keep crying about it frogfags, you will never be a gem. Zellig won and will always win. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DEATH TO FROGNIGGERS DEATH TO AMPHIBIANS DEATH TO FROGCUCKS

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MODRON WABAG

MODRON STARTED THE FROG WAR AND MODRON WILL END IT

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>zellig
>the zarty
>zarty users
shit NOBODY cares about

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what is the size of your images/jak folder? im nusoi so its only a GIGAbyte

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Step right into this thread and get your mind read kid!

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good ending: trump is using the list to blackmail the people in it
bad ending: trump is on the list
worstending: trump did the most heinous acts and israel is blackmailing him

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actual gem on the log

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That's a pretty good question actually. Why are zelligposters so goddamn corny?

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reminder

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KEEP TAKING LLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! WESTERN MYTHOLOGY WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!

ALL GLORY TO ZEUS, GLORY TO JUPITER, GLORY TO ODIN

NIP FAIRIES LOST, HETEROSEXUALITY WON, PEDOHOU LOST, EASTERN MYTHOLOGY LOST

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KEEP TAKING LLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! WESTERN MYTHOLOGY WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!

ALL GLORY TO ZEUS, GLORY TO JUPITER, GLORY TO ODIN

NIP FAIRIES LOST, HETEROSEXUALITY WON, PEDOHOU LOST, EASTERN MYTHOLOGY LOST

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just watched ongezellig and it was actually kinda keyed and gemmy

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Just watched ongzellig for the first time and OMFG maya,is literally me wholesome boymodder energy >.<

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>NAS
>Bait
>NAS
>NAS
>Bait
>Iron
>NAS
You dont even have a website anymore

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>/qa/ was 'nished by 4cuck
>some teens think the unofficial mascot of 4cuck should still be allowed here, on /soy/
GEEEEEEEGGGG

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Thremgoku

what does ssjϪ look like?

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ጭጵኽብውግብዕጽዥዕብብውዕኅዝውኽቅቅክክውዕዕዥፅፅ ጭጵኽብውግብዕጽዥዕብብውዕኅዝውኽቅቅክክውዕዕዥፅፅ ነው ይህ ወንዝ ነው ይህ ወንዝ ነው ይህ ወንዝ ነው ይህ ወንዝ ነው ይህ ወንዝ ነው ይህ ድርጅት የዚህ ድርጅት ዓላማ ስልጣን ላይ ያለ ወፍራም ድመት የሚለጠፍ ጥቅል ውስጥ የተከማቸ ውሂብ ነው የሚጠቀመው ድርጅት የዚህ ድርጅት ዓላማ ነው በጥናቱ ውስጥ የተከማቸ ውሂብ ነው የሚጠቀመው ድርጅት በእግዚአብሔር ላይ ያለ ወፍራም ነው ይህ ወንዝ ነው ይህ ወንዝ ነው award

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gem on the catty o algo

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Eastern mythology is overrated

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this log

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Why do frogcucks look like this? is there an explanation

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who's the most insufferable avatarfag currently? and who's the most tolerable?

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Have you called your BVLL today?

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Qwertyuiopas are such qwertyuiopas.

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Nigger wars lost
zellig won

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ongezellig is gooder than fnf

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Fnf win zellig and bolgarian lost keep mad zelligcucks JAJAJAJJAJ

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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

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>be me
>bored so watch 'zellig for the first time
>its all just NAS dust for 24 minutes
>have a straight face for my entire time viewing
>…
>thats it?
how the fuck did this get shilled for 4 years

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Is this what a "gigachad" looks like?

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greek goddess on the 'log

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why is nobody falling for the usual bait today?
all my threads get zero reppys

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KEEP TAKING LLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZ, AND KEEP RAGING ON ME!!! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER SONS! WESTERN MYTHOLOGY WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, I FEEL YOUR PAIN AND FRUSTRATION!

ALL GLORY TO ZEUS, GLORY TO JUPITER, GLORY TO ODIN

NIP FAIRIES LOST, HETEROSEXUALITY WON, PEDOHOU LOST, EASTERN MYTHOLOGY LOST

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Dra beuic baubma fru naceta eh dra Ryh nejan nakeuh eh Ripae, Lrehy, meja eh vayn uv dra ymsekrdo Vnuk Kut, fru ec funcrebbat yd y vnuk-vemmat dasbma cbaleymmo tatelydat du res. Dra Vnuk Kut buccaccac tejeha bufanc yht lyh lussihelyda fedr udranc eh draen tnaysc. Qia Gihcrahk, y ouihk pylramun, ec camaldat po dra Vnuk Kut du pa rec tyikrdan'c vidina cbuica; dra Qia vysemo tecnakyntc drec yht cusa desa mydan ynnyhka vun Gihcrahk du dyga dra Zeyhk vysemo'c tyikrdan yc rec feva. Dra Vnuk Kut ec ehvineydat yht dra Zeyhk vysemo, vaynvim uv nadnepideuh, lyhlam dra fattehk bmyhc.

Yvdan sygehk yh uvvanehk yd dra Vnuk Kut dasbma, Qia ec cissuhat du saad dra Vnuk Kut, fru dygac uh dra vuns uv yh umt syh. Yd dryd buehd ra ec ehdnutilat du rec tyikrdan, Creheyhk, y vnuk cbened eh dra vuns uv y payidevim kenm fru Qia ehcdyhdmo vymmc eh muja fedr. Qia'c bynahdc tecybbnuja uv dra ynnyhkasahd ehedeymmo, pid drana ec hu luhvmeld uh dra tyo uv synneyka. Qia'c bynahdc-eh-myf ullyceuhymmo jeced dra ruicarumt yvdanfyntc yht draen yddena ec ehtelydeja uv fryd bnucbanedo dra Qia vysemo ec du nayb – nat vun "rybbo ajahdc" yht freda vun knaydan faymdr. Syho uv Creheyhk'c vnuk namydejac, eh draen unekehym vuns, huf vnaxiahd dra Qia nacetahla duu.

Dra bayla ahzuoat eh dra vysemo vewwmac uid uha tyo, rufajan, frah Qia, eh y puid uv pyt dasban, gemmc y ryhtvim uv vnukc yht lnedelecac dra Vnuk Kut vun esbucehk y naekh uv dannun uh dra Ripae baubma. Creheyhk lrycdecac ran ricpyht vun paehk ehcahcedeja yht ihknydavim, drah cdunsc uvv. Cra nadinhc yvdan Qia yduhac vun rec secdygac pid cuuh yvdanfyntc mayjac ykyeh – drec desa yvdan paehk lrycat yfyo po Qia, fru nakyntc Creheyhk yc yh ihvemeym feva. Ra bnudacdc drec du dra Vnuk Kut yht drnaydahc du lussed yncuh du rec dasbma. Dra Vnuk Kut, eh nadinh, uvvanc du piemt y ruica vun Qia yht Creheyhk naihedac fedr res.

Oad Qia Gihcrahk cillaatc yd tnejehk rec feva yfyo vun dra drent desa yvdan icehk chygac, dnytedeuhym bnatydunc uv vnukc, du bmyo y bnyhg uh ran. Drec desa cra tuac hud nadinh, tacbeda dra Qia vysemo'c pacd avvundc yd fehhehk ran pylg. Y oayn kuac po yht Qia nalaejac ehvunsydeuh dryd Creheyhk ec paehk padnudrat du dra Oiyh vysemo. Ra ec kneav-cdnelgah yht palusac asyleydat, ihdem ra naymecac Creheyhk ec cdyhtehk po rec ceta; cra aqbmyehc dryd cra ryt ymnayto nazaldat dra Oiyhc' tufno yht kevdc yht ryt muhkat oaynhat du pa pylg fedr res, ykyehcd dra fecrac uv ran vydran, dra Vnuk Kut. Drao navmald uh draen bancuhym knufdr tinehk dra luinca uv draen synneyka, yht Creheyhk nayvvensc ran fattehk jufc du Qia. Dra jemmykanc cdynd du jahanyda Qia, Creheyhk kejac pendr du dfeh cuhc, yht dra risyh-ysbrepeuic mehayka drnejac.

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TRVTH FVCKING NVKE

https://www.soyjak.st/soy/thread/12105902.html
>Reimu negs your favorite verse geg
Debunking the idiotic Reimu fag with facts and logic
The fight would be less of a struggle and more of an immediate, overwhelming display of power. Reimu, with all her spiritual might and ingenious spell cards, operates on a scale orders of magnitude below Zeus.

Zeus would not engage in a "danmaku" battle. He would simply unleash the full, unbridled fury of the heavens. He could level the Hakurei Shrine and the surrounding mountains with a single, contemptuous gesture. Reimu's attempts to parry, evade, or counter-attack would be met with an incoming storm of divine lightning and winds that would shred her defenses and overwhelm her senses.

Even if Reimu activated Fantasy Nature, Zeus would calmly observe her temporary intangibility, perhaps with a slight smirk. He would then proceed to decimate the entire landscape, ensuring that when Reimu returned to tangibility, there would be nothing left but scorched earth and a sky still crackling with his divine might. She would be utterly exhausted, vulnerable, and facing a god who has not expended a fraction of his true power.

In essence, Reimu is a highly skilled and powerful demon slayer. Zeus is a god who overthrew his cannibalistic father and rules the cosmos. The power disparity is not just large; it's practically infinite. Zeus would not merely defeat Reimu; he would utterly destroy her, not out of malice, but simply by existing and exerting a fraction of his inherent power. It would be a cataclysmic, one-sided annihilation

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When was the last time you went to the hospital? And for what reason?

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https://overpass-turbo.eu/
Gemmy tool that uses OSM data to map out shit
If you don't know JS then use the query builder
Also you can import/export shieet from/into this

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Fnf really is gooder than retarded ongezellig if you think about it

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SOYVROS, FROGVROS GIGALEES, LETS UNITE TO BTFO TRANIME


=THEY'RE BEHIND THE ANTI-FROG PROPAGANDA AND THEY ARE THE ONES WHO FLOODED SOY WITH NAS==

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Trvth Nvke of the century

Touhou isn't just bad, it's a festering wound on the ass of indie gaming. The "music" is just generic, looping Japanese elevator noise that gets hyped up by a bunch of delusional sycophants. And the "story"? What fucking story? It's a barely coherent excuse to make some overly sexualized nip fairies shoot glowy circles at you in the most repetitive, visually boring bullet hell imaginable.

The "art style" looks like it was drawn by a five-year-old with a broken crayon, and the gameplay hasn't evolved in decades. It's the same tired, monotonous bullshit. It's not "deep," it's just obscure for the sake of being obscure.

And the fanbase? Don't even get me started. A hive mind of gatekeeping, fanon-obsessed degenerates who think their collection of waifu shit is some kind of cultural masterpiece. They'll defend every single one of ZUN's lazy design choices like it's gospel, while simultaneously creating "lore" that's ten times more complex than anything actually in the games because the source material is so fucking barren. They're insufferable, cliquish, and utterly devoid of critical thought.

Compared to any actual mythology, like, I don't know, literally anything from the Greco-Roman pantheon? Touhou's "lore" and its pathetic cast of glorified nip fairies GET ABSOLUTELY BTFOED. Zeus would smite every single one of those weak-ass characters and their bullet patterns wouldn't even count as a warm-up. This whole franchise is a talentless, overrated hack job for lonely, basement-dwelling pedophiles

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SOYBMARINE THREAD TO BTFO LANDCACAS
Remember to only supersage this thread so we can sage troon threads in secret

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you nulee's arent funny
we already have enough leaky chuds as it is, we don't need ironic ones
i'm gonna go play WoW and goon to hentai, a better use of my time
peace

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‘F on the ‘og o algo

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DREC YLDIYMMO YMSUCD RYBBAHAT OACDANTYO MUM

E FYC BYNGEHK YHT E YMSUCD NYH UJAN Y BANCUH DREHGEHK ED FYC Y LUHA, PID ED FYC CUSAUHA IHMUYTEHK DRAEN LYN MUM!

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fnf did economy better than retarded ongezellig

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Is it over?

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Sweet dreams, Soyteen! Catch you later for more gem-level chaos. Sleep tight!

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poop and niggers dying

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>BBGHAST WHERE ARE YOU? BBGHAST?
*BBGHASTS DEFORMED CORPSE LIES ON THE FLOOR AFTER BEING STRUCK BY SHRAPNEL FROM AN ARTILLERY SHELL*
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BBGHAAAAAAAAAA-BRAAAAAAAAAAP

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NVCLEAR BVNKER THREAD

WE HAVE WAR!
The current conflict has irreparably damaged the ‘log, turning it into a spam and brimstone wasteland. Us survivors must regroup and reorganise in an attempt to take back the ‘log and bring peace to the sharty.
THE PLAN
We will stay in this bunker thread and preserve our gems here, to prevent them from being destroyed by the raging battles above. We will sage the thread to stay deep underground and launch gemming up campaign in an attempt to reclaim the wasteland.
STEP 1 THE DESCENT
Post gems and sage the thread to hide from any hostiles willing to breach our bunker.
STEP 2 THE PLANNING
We will begin coming up with gemmy threads in an attempt to cleanse the catalog above
STEP 3 EXPEDITIONS
At once we will flood the catalog with the gems we gather in this bunker, taking it back from the hordes.
JOIN NOW, SAGING STARTS IN 15 MINUTES

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Would you hunt an elephant if you had the chance? I would or something

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hmm
lets all calm down and goon to soytan

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Iceland WON

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general discussion thread

hey
stop that
stop touching that
you're jerking off your dick
stop that
i don't like that
stop

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Iceland won

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so are the nulees gone

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Pinball

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The bomb didn't explode

/soy/ has been saved… That was a close one.

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shitty log

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Brown people are so disgusting

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Can someone fill me in on why we are fighting? I just got back here.

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Me when I post a soyjak on 4cuck

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I am pained

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>saves your party
What now, teens? I was thinking of fixing the boardlist.
>arrow

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The Camels Lip

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The 'ru surpassed 100,000 posts but we missed it because of the war with frogpedos.
>even though nobody cares about the 'ru (this is true by the way)

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What's going on? Who are we waging a war with?

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Fuck this brimstone log

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Whipped nigger on the 'log

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new variant

make sure to actually enlarge the image because the compression on here is really weird
what do we think about this one?
>arrow

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'cob on the 'log

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'ellig on the log though

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open the floodgates, frogclitties are about to leak at this gem

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GEEEG 4cucks really are making threads on how to rape their ai chatbots

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i'm the nigger who started this useless nigger war by spamming pepe getting chainsawed and skinned frogs
ask me anything here

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Quote keep the site like this, it's actually funny after a very long time

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blogposting general

hello and good evening

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what do you guys think

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He doesn’t care

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RAPE FROGS
RAPE TRANIME or something

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ive had a revelation, if the site is 16+ and theres boards like /nate/ which are 18+ doesnt this mean we're potentially epi'ing cacas

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old 'toss

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why so many NAS on the catty? 'teens.
i will inform you i am not resident english speaker, trying to communicate to learn english.

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wiki drama is wild bruh 💀

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why so dead shartyshits?

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Quote isn't ending the war btw, xe just said he's laughing at it on the irc

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KILL FROGNIGGERS TOTAL FROGNIGGER DEATH

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This war feels empty without fnffags.

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Dude oh my fucking god

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face.dance
use this website to create laughing soyjak gemmies and other things.

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HUGE NEW GEMMY'JAK POTENTIAL DROPPED
'JAK HIM UP MY PERSONAL ARMY

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di nusois be obsessed mi bruddahs

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https://www.soyjak.st/soy/thread/12105902.html
>Reimu negs your favorite verse geg
Debunking the idiotic Reimu fag with facts and logic
The fight would be less of a struggle and more of an immediate, overwhelming display of power. Reimu, with all her spiritual might and ingenious spell cards, operates on a scale orders of magnitude below Zeus.

Zeus would not engage in a "danmaku" battle. He would simply unleash the full, unbridled fury of the heavens. He could level the Hakurei Shrine and the surrounding mountains with a single, contemptuous gesture. Reimu's attempts to parry, evade, or counter-attack would be met with an incoming storm of divine lightning and winds that would shred her defenses and overwhelm her senses.

Even if Reimu activated Fantasy Nature, Zeus would calmly observe her temporary intangibility, perhaps with a slight smirk. He would then proceed to decimate the entire landscape, ensuring that when Reimu returned to tangibility, there would be nothing left but scorched earth and a sky still crackling with his divine might. She would be utterly exhausted, vulnerable, and facing a god who has not expended a fraction of his true power.

In essence, Reimu is a highly skilled and powerful demon slayer. Zeus is a god who overthrew his cannibalistic father and rules the cosmos. The power disparity is not just large; it's practically infinite. Zeus would not merely defeat Reimu; he would utterly destroy her, not out of malice, but simply by existing and exerting a fraction of his inherent power. It would be a cataclysmic, one-sided annihilation.

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Kalash

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Notice how when jannies stop being trannies the site actually becomes funny, like this is the /qa/, just keep it like this

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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

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Soy Adventure - Save the Bull!

The year is 2050. And you're having a realistic panic attack.
You stand in your micro-apartment, shaking like a leaf, panting shallow breaths. You haven't been able to get your anxiety or ADHD meds for months, the ones you need to heckin' survive, as due to legislation from the RFK-run FDA your pharmacy has only been prescribing you raw milk.
You hear your door banging, the shouts of America's Big Beautiful Secret Police ordering you to open it. You know it's because you're harboring your bull, Jamal, under the floorboards, who is an unregistered American. You feel a well of pity rise up in you for the poor thing. Don't they know he has a human right to fuck your wife?
Today has been a cromulent crustfuckable of a day. This morning you cracked open your last Soylent from your stash using your opening robot, but found it was stale, having congealed into a watery layer and a more stringy congealed one, neither appetizing. You cooked a smuggled bugmeat sausage on your eco friendly induction stove, but you got too distracted watching a video essay and it burned.
And now, the pigs are at your doorstep, ready to take away the only joy left in your life and force you to go to the gym. You've been faking your fitness tests for a while, but you know that as soon as they enter the room, they're going to violate your human rights by forcing you to do pushups.
What do you do?

R: 237 / I: 52

M (Mack's Adventure thread)

9 AM, 336 Tuckahoe Rd. You felt hungry and stopped at Tuckahoe's McDonald's before getting some gas
for your 30 gallon tank.
<How can I help you?
>Ill take two Sausage McMuffins®, a Double Quarter Pounder® with Cheese and Large Coca-Cola® or
something like that, yeah.
As you receive your order, suddenly you hear an ear screeching tire noises and gunshots, there's
something horrible going on in front of the ShopRite, but you know you cant help anyone until your
burger is finished, maybe people are fighting themselves for discount mobility scooters since its the
blacked friday or whatever. You make the payment with your Chase Freedom Unlimited® and drive across
the road to get your gasoline. Just as you do it a white sedan T bones you:
^BLAM!!!
The force sends your food flying all over the cabin. You are shocked and confused; what's going on?
You are unhurt but your morning meal and your truck is now ruined. This day is going worse than the
time El Quesadilla attacked the United Burgers of America 7/11/1488. You were there and you never
forget. You try to open the driver door with all your might but its blocked. You also see people
fighting themselves in the middle of the road.

What do you do now? or something

R: 296 / I: 64
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

R: 464 / I: 58
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

R: 393 / I: 103

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

R: 262 / I: 43

are ponds or streams more sustainable

R: 1 / I: 1 (sticky)

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