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<nusois hate frogs more than i hate mondays; how is that even possible?
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STOP POSTING STEAM ENGINES
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anyone else jerkin they shit rn?
R: 9 / I: 3
how come whenever some guy brags or implies about having sex with a woman there is always some cuckold retard sitting in the cuckchair in the comment section glazing the guy up? or something
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mario forever poster, wtf is chainsaw flower??????
>moved to /qa/
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Core element of sharty culture
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a pone, since it seems whatever NAS is allowed on /soy/ nowadays
R: 1 / I: 0
NIGGA IM SURFING
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Run, nigger, run, the paterollers catch you.
Run, nigger, run, it’s almost day.
Run, nigger, run, the paterollers catch you.
Run, nigger, run, it’s almost day.
The nigger run, the nigger flew;
The nigger lost his wedding shoe.
Run, nigger, run, the paterollers catch you.
Run, nigger, run, it’s almost day.
R: 4 / I: 3
elon musk should be killed cause he is harbinger of apocalypse and he is gonna bring starlink to most of india population and you know that 1/3 indians are using the internet, we must prevent the indian internet theory
R: 7 / I: 5
Nvsois, why are yov so obsessed?
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you may enjoy a spammer with olive oil, garlic, and parsley
you may call his favorite moeshit "tranime"
you may say he will never be a woman
it all runs off him like water off a raincoat
but turn on thread ids, and watch how he recoils in terror
"ive been caught out"
R: 5 / I: 1
Since diddy got proven innocent let’s say kuzblud
R: 12 / I: 7
chen on the 'log
R: 1 / I: 1
teens start posting IAS, we will win this war and drive out the NAS inishallah. Kill all frogs. SOY POWER
R: 0 / I: 0
nusois care to explain why you have a looped zoophille thread on nate?
>>>/nate/333630
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>i joined in the doll era
<i joined in steam engine pepe anime touhou bnwo crazy hamburger era
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>shuting this site down
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Do you ever think these progressive types, that somehow have a traditionalist outlook on women, are going to neck themselves in 15 years when they realise simping and owning the inkels on twitter didnt accomplish anything?
R: 0 / I: 0
EAT. MORE. FROGS.

BEAT FROGS WITH A HAMMER

FROGS ON A MEATHOOK

SALTED FROG MEAT

CHOPPED FROG MEAT

COOKED FROGS

SLOWCOOKED FROGS

MASHED FROGS

DEEP FRIED FROGS

SMOKE FROGS

PICKLED FROGS

FREEZE DRIED FROGS

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

DEVILED FROGS

STEAMED FROGS

CHEESE STUFFED FROGS

DRIED FROGS
R: 1 / I: 1

Daily dose

Nusois, don't forget to take your daily dose!
R: 3 / I: 1
bring soy back to /soy/
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R: 0 / I: 0
EAT. MORE. FROGS.

BEAT FROGS WITH A HAMMER

FROGS ON A MEATHOOK

SALTED FROG MEAT

CHOPPED FROG MEAT

COOKED FROGS

SLOWCOOKED FROGS

MASHED FROGS

DEEP FRIED FROGS

SMOKE FROGS

PICKLED FROGS

FREEZE DRIED FROGS

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

DEVILED FROGS

STEAMED FROGS

CHEESE STUFFED FROGS

DRIED FROGS
R: 2 / I: 1
This log is a gem
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I own the frog pond domain but im too lazy to set it up lmao
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froglees need new material KEK what is this shit
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EAT. MORE. FROGS.

BEAT FROGS WITH A HAMMER

FROGS ON A MEATHOOK

SALTED FROG MEAT

CHOPPED FROG MEAT

COOKED FROGS

SLOWCOOKED FROGS

MASHED FROGS

DEEP FRIED FROGS

SMOKE FROGS

PICKLED FROGS

FREEZE DRIED FROGS

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

DEVILED FROGS

STEAMED FROGS

CHEESE STUFFED FROGS

DRIED FROGS
R: 2 / I: 1
Give me all the Klansjaks you have
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I saw a black woman push her cart with a baby in it.
Life is so beautiful I want to cherish our babies
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EAT. MORE. FROGS.

BEAT FROGS WITH A HAMMER

FROGS ON A MEATHOOK

SALTED FROG MEAT

CHOPPED FROG MEAT

COOKED FROGS

SLOWCOOKED FROGS

MASHED FROGS

DEEP FRIED FROGS

SMOKE FROGS

PICKLED FROGS

FREEZE DRIED FROGS

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

DEVILED FROGS

STEAMED FROGS

CHEESE STUFFED FROGS

DRIED FROGS
R: 1 / I: 0
EAT. MORE. FROGS.

BEAT FROGS WITH A HAMMER

FROGS ON A MEATHOOK

SALTED FROG MEAT

CHOPPED FROG MEAT

COOKED FROGS

SLOWCOOKED FROGS

MASHED FROGS

DEEP FRIED FROGS

SMOKE FROGS

PICKLED FROGS

FREEZE DRIED FROGS

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

DEVILED FROGS

STEAMED FROGS

CHEESE STUFFED FROGS

DRIED FROGS
R: 0 / I: 0
EAT. MORE. FROGS.

BEAT FROGS WITH A HAMMER

FROGS ON A MEATHOOK

SALTED FROG MEAT

CHOPPED FROG MEAT

COOKED FROGS

SLOWCOOKED FROGS

MASHED FROGS

DEEP FRIED FROGS

SMOKE FROGS

PICKLED FROGS

FREEZE DRIED FROGS

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

DEVILED FROGS

STEAMED FROGS

CHEESE STUFFED FROGS

DRIED FROGS
R: 0 / I: 0
bring soy back to /soy/
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EAT. MORE. FROGS.

BEAT FROGS WITH A HAMMER

FROGS ON A MEATHOOK

SALTED FROG MEAT

CHOPPED FROG MEAT

COOKED FROGS

SLOWCOOKED FROGS

MASHED FROGS

DEEP FRIED FROGS

SMOKE FROGS

PICKLED FROGS

FREEZE DRIED FROGS

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

DEVILED FROGS

STEAMED FROGS

CHEESE STUFFED FROGS

DRIED FROGS
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>steam engine, crazy hamburger, smart man with glasses wallpaper
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>pov you like wojacks
R: 6 / I: 4
i was like half joking about the "nusoi" thing, but holy shit. its honest to God, non-approved IP, NUSOI LEAKAGE.
R: 3 / I: 0
I'm waiting in an airport right now
R: 1 / I: 1
nusoiniggers, want some chicken?
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MODRONS WON WE WILL CLEANSE THE 'LOG OF THE GIGGER AND PEPE EPI WE ARE THE ANTITHESIS TO THE PUUPUUS

EAT. MORE. FROGS.

BEAT FROGS WITH A HAMMER

FROGS ON A MEATHOOK

SALTED FROG MEAT

CHOPPED FROG MEAT

COOKED FROGS

SLOWCOOKED FROGS

MASHED FROGS

DEEP FRIED FROGS

SMOKE FROGS

PICKLED FROGS

FREEZE DRIED FROGS

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

DEVILED FROGS

STEAMED FROGS

CHEESE STUFFED FROGS

DRIED FROGS
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>when the 'log is gemmy as fuck right now
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>ah lov semfagging mah own beht!
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contact admin: doll@goatse.email
site owner: froot@xxxnoscopemlgxxx.com
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This log sucks
R: 0 / I: 0

MODRONS WON WE WILL CLEANSE THE 'LOG OF THE GIGGER AND PEPE EPI WE ARE THE ANTITHESIS TO THE PUUPUUS

EAT. MORE. FROGS.

BEAT FROGS WITH A HAMMER

FROGS ON A MEATHOOK

SALTED FROG MEAT

CHOPPED FROG MEAT

COOKED FROGS

SLOWCOOKED FROGS

MASHED FROGS

DEEP FRIED FROGS

SMOKE FROGS

PICKLED FROGS

FREEZE DRIED FROGS

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

DEVILED FROGS

STEAMED FROGS

CHEESE STUFFED FROGS

DRIED FROGS
R: 0 / I: 0

MODRONS WON WE WILL CLEANSE THE 'LOG OF THE GIGGER AND PEPE EPI WE ARE THE ANTITHESIS TO THE PUUPUUS

EAT. MORE. FROGS.

BEAT FROGS WITH A HAMMER

FROGS ON A MEATHOOK

SALTED FROG MEAT

CHOPPED FROG MEAT

COOKED FROGS

SLOWCOOKED FROGS

MASHED FROGS

DEEP FRIED FROGS

SMOKE FROGS

PICKLED FROGS

FREEZE DRIED FROGS

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

DEVILED FROGS

STEAMED FROGS

CHEESE STUFFED FROGS

DRIED FROGS
R: 0 / I: 0

MODRONS WON WE WILL CLEANSE THE 'LOG OF THE GIGGER AND PEPE EPI WE ARE THE ANTITHESIS TO THE PUUPUUS

EAT. MORE. FROGS.

BEAT FROGS WITH A HAMMER

FROGS ON A MEATHOOK

SALTED FROG MEAT

CHOPPED FROG MEAT

COOKED FROGS

SLOWCOOKED FROGS

MASHED FROGS

DEEP FRIED FROGS

SMOKE FROGS

PICKLED FROGS

FREEZE DRIED FROGS

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

DEVILED FROGS

STEAMED FROGS

CHEESE STUFFED FROGS

DRIED FROGS
R: 0 / I: 0

MODRONS WON WE WILL CLEANSE THE 'LOG OF THE GIGGER AND PEPE EPI WE ARE THE ANTITHESIS TO THE PUUPUUS

EAT. MORE. FROGS.

BEAT FROGS WITH A HAMMER

FROGS ON A MEATHOOK

SALTED FROG MEAT

CHOPPED FROG MEAT

COOKED FROGS

SLOWCOOKED FROGS

MASHED FROGS

DEEP FRIED FROGS

SMOKE FROGS

PICKLED FROGS

FREEZE DRIED FROGS

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

DEVILED FROGS

STEAMED FROGS

CHEESE STUFFED FROGS

DRIED FROGS
R: 0 / I: 0

MODRONS WON WE WILL CLEANSE THE 'LOG OF THE GIGGER AND PEPE EPI WE ARE THE ANTITHESIS TO THE PUUPUUS

EAT. MORE. FROGS.

BEAT FROGS WITH A HAMMER

FROGS ON A MEATHOOK

SALTED FROG MEAT

CHOPPED FROG MEAT

COOKED FROGS

SLOWCOOKED FROGS

MASHED FROGS

DEEP FRIED FROGS

SMOKE FROGS

PICKLED FROGS

FREEZE DRIED FROGS

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

DEVILED FROGS

STEAMED FROGS

CHEESE STUFFED FROGS

DRIED FROGS
R: 0 / I: 0

MODRONS WON WE WILL CLEANSE THE 'LOG OF THE GIGGER AND PEPE EPI WE ARE THE ANTITHESIS TO THE PUUPUUS

EAT. MORE. FROGS.

BEAT FROGS WITH A HAMMER

FROGS ON A MEATHOOK

SALTED FROG MEAT

CHOPPED FROG MEAT

COOKED FROGS

SLOWCOOKED FROGS

MASHED FROGS

DEEP FRIED FROGS

SMOKE FROGS

PICKLED FROGS

FREEZE DRIED FROGS

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

DEVILED FROGS

STEAMED FROGS

CHEESE STUFFED FROGS

DRIED FROGS
R: 31 / I: 21
>separating gem from the brimstone origin and community..

nusois.. why not do this and enjoy things?
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R: 1 / I: 1
>this will show those billionares
R: 181 / I: 119
>this log
R: 4 / I: 6
>a year from now peopple will be nostalgic for the steam engine pepe anime touhou bnwo crazy hamburger era
R: 3 / I: 1
is this a gem? or something
R: 12 / I: 8
hey nusoi, go play your 'do in the living room. me and your mom are gonna have a talk in her room…
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>there are more 'jaks on tranny subreddits than the 'log
I HATE YOU QUOTE selfish
KILL QUOTE
BEHEAD QUOTE
R: 3 / I: 1
The vagina is not the primary female reproductive organ.

It's function is to lead into the main reproductive organ.

If you turn your dick inside out to replicate one, it'll simply lead into how you'll never be a real woman.
R: 1 / I: 0

MODRONS ARE ARYAN SHARDEE KULTAAAAAAAH

EAT. MORE. FROGS.

BEAT FROGS WITH A HAMMER

FROGS ON A MEATHOOK

SALTED FROG MEAT

CHOPPED FROG MEAT

COOKED FROGS

SLOWCOOKED FROGS

MASHED FROGS

DEEP FRIED FROGS

SMOKE FROGS

PICKLED FROGS

FREEZE DRIED FROGS

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

DEVILED FROGS

STEAMED FROGS

CHEESE STUFFED FROGS

DRIED FROGS
R: 1 / I: 0
>Samefagging obsessed subhuman anti white low honor shitalian most retarded nigger from shitgentinia award fnf pedo ywnbw ywnbg ywnbaw shitskin tranny kiwifarms morrocan bbc spammer avatarfag fooodist falseflagging mutt swarthoid cuban futa 442oons cordnigger serbian faggot gnuschizo nusoisIutta qafe mexican twink twitter immigrant kleki nigger joeI makkibu norwegian waffleskin IP … KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK EVERY SINGLE TIME
R: 3 / I: 0
>crazy hamburger and steam engine posting
R: 2 / I: 2
baiting nusois isnt the same; theres no rush, its too easy… this is the only thing that makes me feel alive now…
R: 3 / I: 5
>steam engine pepe anime touhou crazy hamburger era
R: 0 / I: 0

'o won

R: 1 / I: 1

MODRONS AND STEAM ENGINES MUST COME TOGETHER WE WILL CLEANSE THE 'LOG OF THE FROG AND GIGGER EPI

EAT. MORE. FROGS.

BEAT FROGS WITH A HAMMER

FROGS ON A MEATHOOK

SALTED FROG MEAT

CHOPPED FROG MEAT

COOKED FROGS

SLOWCOOKED FROGS

MASHED FROGS

DEEP FRIED FROGS

SMOKE FROGS

PICKLED FROGS

FREEZE DRIED FROGS

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

DEVILED FROGS

STEAMED FROGS

CHEESE STUFFED FROGS

DRIED FROGS
R: 0 / I: 0
>my McSon got shot by a McGlock while eating a McRib so I drove my McCar to his McFuneral or something
R: 0 / I: 0
>stop having fun because we should build a steam engine
R: 18 / I: 15
>tranime spam
next day
>dnb spam
next day
>bnwo spam
next day
>Hunky twink sex machine spam
next day
>frog spam
when will it end
R: 4 / I: 0
So we spamming Nas now? That's cool I guess
R: 1 / I: 0
>posting frogs
<building a steam engine
R: 0 / I: 0
The vagina is not the primary female reproductive organ, it's the canal that leads to those organs. If you turn you penis inside out, congratulations, you now have a canal that leads nowhere. Your penis is now an arrow pointing directly to why you're not a woman.
R: 9 / I: 9
Frogs lost
Froge lost
Zellig lost
Fritz the pedo cat lost
Nyanwolf lost
Zeon lost
Cado lost
DNB lost
All other forced memes lost

TOTAL SOYJAK VICTORY
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IAS or NAS
R: 2 / I: 2
Pets raid soyjak.party.
R: 0 / I: 0
>everything is fun
R: 393 / I: 103

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 0 / I: 0

MODRONS WILL ANNIHILATE THE FROGSLUTS NO MORE FROG EPI BACK THE MODRON REVOLUTION NOW NOW NOW

EAT. MORE. FROGS.

BEAT FROGS WITH A HAMMER

FROGS ON A MEATHOOK

SALTED FROG MEAT

CHOPPED FROG MEAT

COOKED FROGS

SLOWCOOKED FROGS

MASHED FROGS

DEEP FRIED FROGS

SMOKE FROGS

PICKLED FROGS

FREEZE DRIED FROGS

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

DEVILED FROGS

STEAMED FROGS

CHEESE STUFFED FROGS

DRIED FROGS
R: 0 / I: 0
Siggers lost.
Figgers lost.
Giggers won.
R: 2 / I: 0
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>lesotho isn't white
R: 4 / I: 5
>nusoif00dists goon to frog gore and self-insert as niggers eating frogs
R: 2 / I: 0
R: 0 / I: 0
soy won
R: 0 / I: 0

MODRONS DEVOUR PEPEEESSS AND PUPUSSS MODRONS ARE SHARDEEE KULTTAAAAAAAAAH

EAT. MORE. FROGS.

BEAT FROGS WITH A HAMMER

FROGS ON A MEATHOOK

SALTED FROG MEAT

CHOPPED FROG MEAT

COOKED FROGS

SLOWCOOKED FROGS

MASHED FROGS

DEEP FRIED FROGS

SMOKE FROGS

PICKLED FROGS

FREEZE DRIED FROGS

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

DEVILED FROGS

STEAMED FROGS

CHEESE STUFFED FROGS

DRIED FROGS
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If you goon you troon.
If you troon you groom.
If you groom you meet your doom.
R: 2 / I: 2
Can we have a ylyl thread? or something
R: 4 / I: 3
'jak her
R: 0 / I: 0

MODRONS ARE THE ANTITHESIS TO PEEPEEPOOPOOS MODRONS ARE THE OPPOSITE OF PEEEEEEPEEEESSS

EAT. MORE. FROGS.

BEAT FROGS WITH A HAMMER

FROGS ON A MEATHOOK

SALTED FROG MEAT

CHOPPED FROG MEAT

COOKED FROGS

SLOWCOOKED FROGS

MASHED FROGS

DEEP FRIED FROGS

SMOKE FROGS

PICKLED FROGS

FREEZE DRIED FROGS

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

DEVILED FROGS

STEAMED FROGS

CHEESE STUFFED FROGS

DRIED FROGS
R: 0 / I: 0
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TOTAL SOSACHER DEATH
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R: 3 / I: 2
TRVTHBOMB
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R: 6 / I: 4
How are we today
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R: 3 / I: 1

SOYJAKS OR PEPE
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'cado on the 'log
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>killing niggers
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Hey guys, The Swede here for a Q&A. I created soyjaks on /int/.
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FROGS WILL NEVER BE SHARTY KULCHUR BTW FROGPOSTERS GOON TO 'P ON 4C*CK
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R: 9 / I: 6

IMPORTANT THREAD


what content do you want to see out of this site? yes, the results of this poll will impact upcoming changes.
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Can someone make Soyjak Classical art parodies of these two, please? Also, specifically, I want Triumph of Christianity art parody is that of the armies of heaven. Jesus will be replaced by Chud and Aryan beasts and the pagan gods with trannys, jews, leftists, niggers, etc.
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Frogcord woke up
R: 3 / I: 1
THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW FROGCUCK. ARE YOU GOONING YET?
R: 6 / I: 3
What's with the obsession?
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>>>>>>>>>>>>catalog duels
R: 2 / I: 0
Rate my re'toss
R: 0 / I: 0

MODRONS ARE SHARDEE KULTAH FROGSLVTTA NUSOIOOOMPALOOMPAS

EAT. MORE. FROGS.

BEAT FROGS WITH A HAMMER

FROGS ON A MEATHOOK

SALTED FROG MEAT

CHOPPED FROG MEAT

COOKED FROGS

SLOWCOOKED FROGS

MASHED FROGS

DEEP FRIED FROGS

SMOKE FROGS

PICKLED FROGS

FREEZE DRIED FROGS

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

DEVILED FROGS

STEAMED FROGS

CHEESE STUFFED FROGS

DRIED FROGS
R: 1 / I: 0
>>>>>>>>>>>catalog duels
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>MIGHT AS WELL RENAME THE BOARD TO……
R: 4 / I: 2
Might as well rename this board to "barely any soyjaks"
R: 4 / I: 3
>offsite raid
<offsite raid, frog in the OP

its like when you cover your face and a baby forgets your there
>raiders would never think of spamming frogs as a way to defile the website after they got 'oxed, they would act like stereotypical trannies and leak or something
R: 1 / I: 0
>>>>>>>>>>catalog duels
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>>>>>>>catalog duels
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>>>>>>>>>>catalog duels
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>>>>>>>>>catalog duels
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>>>>>>>>catalog duels
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R: 5 / I: 3
If you goon you troon.
If you troon you groom.
If you groom you meet your doom.
R: 1 / I: 0
>>>>>>catalog duels
R: 6 / I: 3
not a /soy/ in sight
R: 3 / I: 2
oh god… what is that nusoi doing? gross.
R: 1051 / I: 289

Soy Adventure - Save the Bull!

The year is 2050. And you're having a realistic panic attack.
You stand in your micro-apartment, shaking like a leaf, panting shallow breaths. You haven't been able to get your anxiety or ADHD meds for months, the ones you need to heckin' survive, as due to legislation from the RFK-run FDA your pharmacy has only been prescribing you raw milk.
You hear your door banging, the shouts of America's Big Beautiful Secret Police ordering you to open it. You know it's because you're harboring your bull, Jamal, under the floorboards, who is an unregistered American. You feel a well of pity rise up in you for the poor thing. Don't they know he has a human right to fuck your wife?
Today has been a cromulent crustfuckable of a day. This morning you cracked open your last Soylent from your stash using your opening robot, but found it was stale, having congealed into a watery layer and a more stringy congealed one, neither appetizing. You cooked a smuggled bugmeat sausage on your eco friendly induction stove, but you got too distracted watching a video essay and it burned.
And now, the pigs are at your doorstep, ready to take away the only joy left in your life and force you to go to the gym. You've been faking your fitness tests for a while, but you know that as soon as they enter the room, they're going to violate your human rights by forcing you to do pushups.
What do you do?
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>>>>>catalog duels
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>>>>catalog duels
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>>>catalog duels
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>>catalog duels
R: 3 / I: 3

/htsm/ general

Post hunky twink sex machine gems ITT
R: 0 / I: 0
>catalog duels
R: 1 / I: 1
this was considered coal back in the day. i wonder how oldGODS feel now
R: 0 / I: 0
The vagina is not the primary female reproductive organ.

It's function is to lead into the main reproductive organ.

If you turn your dick inside out to replicate one, it'll simply lead into how you'll never be a real woman.
R: 9 / I: 5
Armenia won
R: 3 / I: 2
nusoigubgalabs dont own a air conditioner GEEEEGGEGEGEGEEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGGEGEGEGEGGEGEGEGEGEGGEGEGE
R: 14 / I: 7
frogs spamming about "new soys" and making "new soys" a thing make it seem like this website is really snobby and elitist which isnt the whole point
R: 16 / I: 11
>ribbit
<poop and…
NIGGERS DYING GEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEG
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Wagwan
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>no but like thats fakts doe
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>no cuz thats facts doe
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>thats facts doe
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>facts doe
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Gegmarge?
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Why nusois so hate frogs?
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>wait thats like fakts doe
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>GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG NUSOICUCKAS DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT VTUBER 'P GOONING SESHES
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>frogs make better soyjaks than actual soyjaks
NUSOIS CANT REBUT THIS! THEY CAN ONLY POST GORE TO CONFIRM THEY'RE 'CORD PEDOS!
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this is how oldGODS look carrying this site and nusois for years
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>OLDGOD FROG HERE. WE POST PEPE BECAUSE IT'S AN EASY WAY TO POST EMBEDDED 'P ON THE SHARTY.
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>NO PLEASE NOT MY SIDES NOOOOOO GEEEEEE-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>we gotta IMMIGRATE to /jak/! even doe that will only hand them more power to the main board of this website
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we love soygirls
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>sees nusois mom in lingerie
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>nusois made a containment board for themselves
MY FUCKING SIDES KEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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AS A PROUD FROGPOSTER, IM SITTING HERE IN A BIG REPRODUCTIVE FACILITY WITH MY XLITTY CAGED AND MY BUSSY BRED BY BIG SOYJAK KANGZ
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frogs suck, man!
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soyim don't dont even duel anymore, they just quote and then sperg out on their keyboard and spam the same image over and over
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>ywnbaw
>ywnbam
Good. I don't want to be, i'm nonbinary.
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>EVERYBODY MUST LOVE MY FETISH FURRY PORN SPAM OR ELSE THEY HATE FUN!
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FUCKING RUN AND TAKE COVER A 1000LB SHITSKIN NUSOI JUST FARTED
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'toss
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Giggers, this is your mindset
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>/soy/
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MODRONS ARE SHARDEEEE KULTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NUSOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGALOOOOSHALOOOOOOPAAAAS

EAT. MORE. FROGS.

BEAT FROGS WITH A HAMMER

FROGS ON A MEATHOOK

SALTED FROG MEAT

CHOPPED FROG MEAT

COOKED FROGS

SLOWCOOKED FROGS

MASHED FROGS

DEEP FRIED FROGS

SMOKE FROGS

PICKLED FROGS

FREEZE DRIED FROGS

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

DEVILED FROGS

STEAMED FROGS

CHEESE STUFFED FROGS

DRIED FROGS
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>GENDER DOES NOT EXIST CHUD, ITS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT
>OH NO I DONT DRESS LIKE A WOMAN AND DO STEREOTYPICAL WOMAN THINGS AHHH IM ACKING NIGGAAAAAAAAA
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do i even?
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>mechahitler is real
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Why would I immigrate to /jak/ though, isn't this board made for soyaks?
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>dude, dont you know its literally 2015? its ok to be gay now
>bro what is this 1850s racism bro all humans are exactly the same
>woah buddy, its 2019 for crying out loud!, people can be whatever gender they feel like
>women arent the same as men? its not the 1960s buddy!
>how can people even still think this! unacceptable! its 2025, come on!
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MODRONS ARE SHARDY KULTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NUSOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAABOOOOOOOGAAAA

EAT. MORE. FROGS.

BEAT FROGS WITH A HAMMER

FROGS ON A MEATHOOK

SALTED FROG MEAT

CHOPPED FROG MEAT

COOKED FROGS

SLOWCOOKED FROGS

MASHED FROGS

DEEP FRIED FROGS

SMOKE FROGS

PICKLED FROGS

FREEZE DRIED FROGS

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

DEVILED FROGS

STEAMED FROGS

CHEESE STUFFED FROGS

DRIED FROGS
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>oh hey yall i jus came here from twitta! wahts wit dis green thang? why dey calling mes a… A NIGGER?!?! I AINT NO NIGGA DEEZ FUGGIN FROGS N SHIEET FUCK MANG!!!
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>migrating to >>>/jak/
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MODRONS ARE SHARDY KULTAH NUSOIGLOOOOOPALOOPAS

EAT. MORE. FROGS.

BEAT FROGS WITH A HAMMER

FROGS ON A MEATHOOK

SALTED FROG MEAT

CHOPPED FROG MEAT

COOKED FROGS

SLOWCOOKED FROGS

MASHED FROGS

DEEP FRIED FROGS

SMOKE FROGS

PICKLED FROGS

FREEZE DRIED FROGS

CHOCOLATE COVERED FROGS

DEVILED FROGS

STEAMED FROGS

CHEESE STUFFED FROGS

DRIED FROGS
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KILL ALL SPAMMERS KILL ALL NAS KILL EVERYTHING NAS DEATH TO NAS DEATH TO ISRAEL DEATH TO FROGNIGGERS
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>niggers kill and eat frogs
KEK
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RAPE /DEM/
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M (Mack's Adventure thread)

9 AM, 336 Tuckahoe Rd. You felt hungry and stopped at Tuckahoe's McDonald's before getting some gas
for your 30 gallon tank.
<How can I help you?
>Ill take two Sausage McMuffins®, a Double Quarter Pounder® with Cheese and Large Coca-Cola® or
something like that, yeah.
As you receive your order, suddenly you hear an ear screeching tire noises and gunshots, there's
something horrible going on in front of the ShopRite, but you know you cant help anyone until your
burger is finished, maybe people are fighting themselves for discount mobility scooters since its the
blacked friday or whatever. You make the payment with your Chase Freedom Unlimited® and drive across
the road to get your gasoline. Just as you do it a white sedan T bones you:
^BLAM!!!
The force sends your food flying all over the cabin. You are shocked and confused; what's going on?
You are unhurt but your morning meal and your truck is now ruined. This day is going worse than the
time El Quesadilla attacked the United Burgers of America 7/11/1488. You were there and you never
forget. You try to open the driver door with all your might but its blocked. You also see people
fighting themselves in the middle of the road.

What do you do now? or something
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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are ponds or streams more sustainable
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selfish adventure

(You) are a selfish fuck
You went on a cruise to the virgin island but it has sunk, and as the selfish fuck you are you take the only lifeboat
You are now all alone. What do you do?
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