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25-6-17 11:52
发布于 北京
来自 iPhone 14 Pro
已编辑 给你们复盘一下不洗内裤,里神楽和陈文芳撕起来这个事情有多好笑。
首先是里神楽发东西,下面评论有人总发“掰开” 里神楽就不高兴了,发了微博吐槽了这个事,但是评论区的人不买账,说你不就是做福利姬的吗?以前“雪糕和白虎”也没少给大家看。于是里神楽破防,立刻连发好几条,结果被陈文芳挂出来,说里神楽觉醒女性意识,江湖再见。(见图1)
不洗内裤看见之后立马给里神楽递过去一个台阶,说大家都跟你开玩笑呢,你看很多博主都有外号什么的,关键是里神楽皮下有一个人叫贾海东,天天被粉丝说掰开掰开的,一帮穷比丑男天天这么说,他也觉得很烦,所以就直接暴怒,回怼“那不洗内裤也算粉丝给你取的外号呗”。 之后不洗内裤破防。(见图2)
后来这帮粉丝们直接讨伐里神楽,你特么一个女的,也敢忤逆我们尊贵的男粉丝了?你算个屁啊,于是无论里神楽发什么,评论区都充满了“掰开” 。(图3、图4)
里神楽两个皮下商量了一下,立刻开始举行滑跪仪式,开始道歉。(图5)
可惜顺直宝宝们并不买账,依旧开始“掰开”,甚至开始“我考考你”。“我教你怎么做”然后上演各种性骚扰等不堪入目的污言秽语。(图6)
这件事是真的太好笑了,一群这三位粉丝到底什么质量不用我多说,里神楽对“掰开”一词产生厌恶,粉丝立刻不高兴了,你凭什么不让我们“掰开”
不说皮下贾海东愿不愿意让你们“掰开”但其实也无法保证“掰开”后看见的到底是你们想看的东西,万一呢,我说万一呢你们看到的是过期三年的蒜茄子呢?
再说不洗内裤,教兄弟们不结婚,告诉兄弟们女的都是狗屎,咱们就不出一分钱,咱们就单身让女的们都嫁不出去,看她们离了这群又穷又丑鸡吧又小的男人们该怎么活,但其实不洗内裤前几年就结婚了,找了个正儿八经上班的,他之前也是坐班的,女方条件比他好一点还,然后不洗内裤就做了兄弟们口中的“龟男” 月月工资按时上缴,跟老婆过的小日子,那叫一个美啊,给兄弟们眼馋坏了,但丝毫没说工资上缴等兄弟们认为是龟男的行为。
陈文芳更不用说了,长的就一龟男,不到160的身高,下面感觉也是很短小的,现实中没有女的看得上也是人之常情,这三个人属陈文芳段位最低,条件最差,大家可以先嘲笑他,因为他真的太典型了,你甚至可以从这个人的外貌和行为,找到所有人最讨厌的那个样子,又龟男,又小心眼,关键是言论和文字也给人一种完全没上过学的感觉,这人真的从哪看都属于差的没边的那种。
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首先是里神楽发东西,下面评论有人总发“掰开” 里神楽就不高兴了,发了微博吐槽了这个事,但是评论区的人不买账,说你不就是做福利姬的吗?以前“雪糕和白虎”也没少给大家看。于是里神楽破防,立刻连发好几条,结果被陈文芳挂出来,说里神楽觉醒女性意识,江湖再见。(见图1)
不洗内裤看见之后立马给里神楽递过去一个台阶,说大家都跟你开玩笑呢,你看很多博主都有外号什么的,关键是里神楽皮下有一个人叫贾海东,天天被粉丝说掰开掰开的,一帮穷比丑男天天这么说,他也觉得很烦,所以就直接暴怒,回怼“那不洗内裤也算粉丝给你取的外号呗”。 之后不洗内裤破防。(见图2)
后来这帮粉丝们直接讨伐里神楽,你特么一个女的,也敢忤逆我们尊贵的男粉丝了?你算个屁啊,于是无论里神楽发什么,评论区都充满了“掰开” 。(图3、图4)
里神楽两个皮下商量了一下,立刻开始举行滑跪仪式,开始道歉。(图5)
可惜顺直宝宝们并不买账,依旧开始“掰开”,甚至开始“我考考你”。“我教你怎么做”然后上演各种性骚扰等不堪入目的污言秽语。(图6)
这件事是真的太好笑了,一群这三位粉丝到底什么质量不用我多说,里神楽对“掰开”一词产生厌恶,粉丝立刻不高兴了,你凭什么不让我们“掰开”
不说皮下贾海东愿不愿意让你们“掰开”但其实也无法保证“掰开”后看见的到底是你们想看的东西,万一呢,我说万一呢你们看到的是过期三年的蒜茄子呢?
再说不洗内裤,教兄弟们不结婚,告诉兄弟们女的都是狗屎,咱们就不出一分钱,咱们就单身让女的们都嫁不出去,看她们离了这群又穷又丑鸡吧又小的男人们该怎么活,但其实不洗内裤前几年就结婚了,找了个正儿八经上班的,他之前也是坐班的,女方条件比他好一点还,然后不洗内裤就做了兄弟们口中的“龟男” 月月工资按时上缴,跟老婆过的小日子,那叫一个美啊,给兄弟们眼馋坏了,但丝毫没说工资上缴等兄弟们认为是龟男的行为。
陈文芳更不用说了,长的就一龟男,不到160的身高,下面感觉也是很短小的,现实中没有女的看得上也是人之常情,这三个人属陈文芳段位最低,条件最差,大家可以先嘲笑他,因为他真的太典型了,你甚至可以从这个人的外貌和行为,找到所有人最讨厌的那个样子,又龟男,又小心眼,关键是言论和文字也给人一种完全没上过学的感觉,这人真的从哪看都属于差的没边的那种。
再说个笑话,这几个人+上熊老六一起,平均身高都不超过165。